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About Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 7, 1882)
Hi ill. Tho Llmc-Klln Club. Somo thrco months ago, owing to vari ous and repeated "attempts to destroy Paradiso Hall by fiends in human slmpo, ifamuol Shin asked leave in open inuot jlingTtd protect tho hull by tut invontion ofhis own. Leavo was granted, and tho result was seen as tho jnftitor oponod the plnco Saturday afternoon to make roaily for the usual weekly meeting at night. Mr. Shin's invontion consisted of a pound of powder innocently stored away in an old nail kog, and the keg fdaecd where a stranger would use it to ook through tho transom. A prosstiro of two pounds on tho head of tho keg would scratch a match and oxplodo t'ho powder. Somo men would Iiavo grown weary of waiting, but Samuel know Unit if lie fished long enough ho was certain to catch a whale. Sometime during Thursday night a porson whoso namo willnover boknowfn unlocked tiio si root door with tho crank of a eoirco mill and slid up-stairs with murder in his thoughts. Perhaps he expected to find Elder Tootn asleep up there, and was prepared to dispatch him without mercy, or he may havo simply intondod' to damago tho hall about $18,000 worth and thon go away to secretly chuckle over his dastardly work. Ho that as it may ho readied the ante-room and paused for a moment to cast a glance of contempt at the sttiflcd oppossum over tho door leading into tlio lodge. Thoro Btooif tho Inno cent nail keg, and tho transom was open. Tho human hvcim probably cackled with delight as ho saw the way pre pared for him, but it was ids last capklo on earth. As lie mounted tho 'kog there was a dull 'explosion, which was hoard by many people on the street and supposed to' havo' boon caused by tho blowing up of a lug down toward 'Lake Eiio. Wlion tho hall oponod Saturday even ing Mr. Shin had all tho remains spread out on top of Waydown Boboo's plug hat. There was a button, seven hairs, tlio hcol of a sock, a finger-nail, and a part of a document boginning with: "To ft. o Hon. tlio Common Conn--." A hole in tlio roof through which twenty-soven stars looked placidly down on tho Hear Trap indicated tho ulterior direction taken by tho balance of the remains. Tho forco of tho explosion "knocked the safe ovor and broke ono hinge, and tho pictures on tlio walls wore more or less damaged, but Cadav er Smith camo forward and olVorod to make good tlio damago out of Ids own pocket. Let (lis lie a warnin' to do wicked to pause," said IJrothor Gardner, as tho meeting opened. " Lot it bo a furdor warnin' to do good not to become wicked! Wickedness doan' pay. If you turn gambler you may hide do joker up ycr sleovo and win a few dol lars, but do fust thing yo know aomo man will hide do fo' bowers in ids hat an' skoopyo blind. Tf you turn robber you may stop some plumber on do high way air mako a haul of thrco hun'red dollars, but do nox' ling you know you bet on a boss rave an' lose do pile. Wo "have do proofs bofo' us dat while do wicked am chucklin' an' grlnnin' an' growin fat, death am waitiu' at doir el bow to lif 'cm higher nor a kite. Do Commiltoo on Privileges an' Keposo will seo to do repairs of do hall, an wo Will now ambulate tb'rs do rog'lar order of bizness. Ddroit Free Press. t Sending a Telegram. Ono man readied along arm ovor tho .little crowd clustered at 'the operator's window and asked for a " blank tele graphic form," explaining that ho " wished to send a telegraphic dispatch 'to ids 'family." Now, when a man .upeaks'of a telegraphic dispatch" 1 always wako up and look at aim. bo causo tho cumbersome title is all at utter variance with the spirit of tlio tolo irranh. It's too lontr. Tlio uso of it betrays tho man who has little uso for tho tolegraph. The more ho uses tho wire tho shorter his terms. Tho moro nearly ho can conio to saying ' msg" tho moro content ho is. And lie doesn't call It a " telegraphic formj'V ho asks for a "blank," black or red as tlio easo maybe. And ho never "telegraphs" anybody. Ho "wires" them. And ho doesn't explain to tlio operator what ho wants to do with tlio blank. Presuma bly ho wants to writo a message. And jis for tlio matters reforrcd to in that " msg" and tlio party for whom it is in tended, tlio operator will ktiow all that lie wishes to know and sometimes much more than you want him to know soon onougu. So I watched this passenger writo his telegraphic dispatch." First ho asked the operator: "What day of tho month is thisP" There was notfiing unusual in that. All men ask that. It is the opening line in the regular formula of sending a "msg." You may know what date It is before entering tho olllco, you may oven havo it impressed upon your mind by having a note fall duo on that day, but tho moment you poise your pencil ovor the blank that ditto Hies from your mind liko tlio toothache from a dentist's stairway. So, when this man asked: " What day of tho month is thisP" I courteously answered him, as a covor to approaching his position, but he did not bollovo mo. Ho repeated his question and mado the operator answer, Then 1 know ho was very new at It. Ho spoiled threo blanks before ho got a "tcleirratthlo tlispateh" written to suit him. Hut oven that was not very un common. A man always uses station ery moro extravagantly lit another man's olllco than ho does at homo. Then ho wrote every word in the hotly of tho dUpatvh very carefully anil ilU tlnutly, but Noratnnled hurriedly over tho aililftws as though everybody know that as won as no tun, and dashud oil his own sigua. turo In a blind letter stylo, m though his namo was as familiar to tho operator as it was to his own family, but oven this is not uncomntpn. A man will writo Cunningham" 'so that no , export under tho skies will tell yyhdthor it was Covington, or (jarring ton, or Cummagen, or Carronton, and when tho operator points to it mid asks: "What is tills?" tlio writer will ataro at him itt blank amazement for a mo ment, and then answer: Why, Hint's my name!" "Well, yes, f know that," tho operator will say; "but what is your namo?" Thon tho man will gasp for breath and catch hold of tlio desk to keep himself from falling, and finally shout: " Why, Cunningham, of course!!!" and look pityingly upon tho operator, and thou glauco about tho room with a pained, shocked expression, as ono who should say: Gentlemen, you may not bollovo it, and I do not ultimo you, but heaven is my witness hero is a man who does not know that my namo is Cunningham!" Tills Is not unusual. Any oporator will toll you that ho has met Cunningham scores of Union and lias mortally ollended him overy timo by asking his namo. . Well, my till I man with tho thick nock got along a llttlo bettor than that when ho handed the oporator tho following explicit message: Mas. Hauaii K. I'or.MNHiiKK, TUt.r.Afl Ci:n tijii, Iowa. My Dour Wiro: I left tho city enrly this niornlnir at tor outing Iiroukfust with l'tor. Morton, u live limit in the temucruneo uuiiHo. I oxiioi'ted to out dlnnur with you nt homo, but wo wore tlolnyud by ii torrihforiill rond auuidont, mid 1 inirrowly uKonpud belntf killed; ono piiHuoiiirer was terribly iiiiitik1o1 anil hii8 Hlnou died, nut I inn ullvo. Tho con ductor tmy.t I rnnnot iniiko coimuutlon pons to eomo to IihIIhs Centor this nimnluir, but I can Ki't thoro by clnlil o'clock this ovenluir. Ilmto to dlHii)olnt you, but cannot holt) It with love to mother and tho ohildion, f urn your loving luiHlmiul, llOUItlt If. Vor.T.lNSIIKK. Tho, oporator read it, smiled, and said: You can save considerable ox penso and toll all that is really necessary, 1 presume, by shortening this message down to ton words. Wo havo no wiro directly into Dallas and will havo to send this message part of tlio way ovor another lino, which adds largely to tho cost of transmission. Shall 1 shorten this for you?" "No, (), no," tho man with tlio shawl replied, "I'll fix it my self. Ten words, you say P" " Yes, sir." It was a Htunnoi for a fact, and tlio liiiiii lionvnrl n. ilimmilriiin Rirli i,q lwt proceeded to boil his " letter'" down to ten words. Ho sighed again , after reading it through onco or twico, and then scratched out "Dallas Center Iowa" as though overybody know where ho lived. Then ho erased "early" and drew his pen slpwly through "breakfast with" and "in temperance." Thon lie scratched over "dinner with" and wont on to oraso "and narrowly escaped." And so ho went on through tlio dispatch. Occa sionally he would hold it from him at arm's length after making an erasure, to got at tlio general ofl'oet. And at last, after much scratching and erasing anil with many sighs, ho canto to tho window and said: "Hero is tlio tele graphic dispatch to my wife. 1 havo not been able to condense it into ton words, and do not seo how it can bo tlono without garbling tho sonso of tho dispatch, but if you can do it, you would obligo mo greatly, as L do not wisli to incur any really "unnecessary expense." Aim wiiu inai no iiauueu mo operator the following expunged edition of his original message: Mas. Saiiaii It. Fot.MNHiir.n My Dour WUo: Holt tho city this nioruliuriiftorcatliiff Prof. Morton all vo camo 1 expected to out you at homo. Hut wo wore delayed by n ten lble railroad accident on tho mtlioad. I bolnjr killed terrlblo nnuitflert and since dlod; hut 1 am tlio conductor. 1 cannot conio to Dallas Contor but 1 can. 1 hnto mothur and tho children. Your loving husband, ltotiKii K. roi.t.i.ssiii'.r.. Tho oporator smiled onco more, and in ids quick, nervous way that grows out of his familiar association with tho lightning, mado a few quick dashes with Ids pencil, and without adding or changing a letter in tlio original mes sage, shriveled it down to its very sin ows,'like this: Saiiaii A. Foi.mnhiikii, Dallas Ckntiui, I Iowa: l.olt city 'Hinorubnr; delayed by ueol- uotit; alt riKhl; homo 'tuivoninjr. llooKit K. Voi.iiiNsiir.i:. " Thoro, that is all right," he said in tho cheery, magnetic way those opera tors havo. "Fifty cents, sir; only twontv-livo cents if wo had our own wiro into Dallas, sir: we'll havo ono next spring, too; saves you soveral dollars, snn sir. That's right, thank you."" And tho man went and sat down on a chair by tlio stove ami stared at that operator until tho rescuing train came along, as though ho were a worker of miracles. And when ho got off tlio train at tho junction for Dallas 1 heard him whis poring softly to himself: "Shfollnsbco clish summing; notiiin smatter; homo saftuoon." And 1 know that lie was practising his iosson and had "caught on." Ilurdctte, in Hawkcye. A barn in Granby, Oswego County, was struck by lightning recently, tho holt being attracted, It is thought, if "y with tlu) larsre bronzed vano anil horse heavy iron rod, extending into an elm ling-staff. Tho latter was completely shatered, and drlvon through the siilo of the building and into tlio earth, and is uuburnetl. Portions of tlio vane wore carried a long distance. The lino now barn was saved by strong wind blowing in tlio right direction, but somo lesser buildings wore burned. Not a particle of rain loll for somo time, before or aftor tho, buildings burned, ami at tho same moment of tho shook there was not a particle of thunder or lightning, or a dark cloud overhead. iV. 1'. V.muvi For tho llrst time in tlio history of tho commonwealth the State Prisons of New York were self-sustaining in 1881, and thoro was a surplus to their credit of $AUI.:iA. X, )'. Sun, Tho Kroo Church of Scotland has boon moved to promulgate a wstrulng 3 auiiu mu sin oi aiiiiuriuir mo woiki nature on tho Sabbath day." KKIjHJIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. Tho Kov. Mr. Green, of Kalclgh, N. C, recently immersed 110 persons in seventy minutes. ST. Y. Post. --Toachors in tho public schools of Franco are very seldom paid moro than $5 a week, ami as tho expense for sala ries is now a little over $lo,000,000, tlio Minister of Public Instruction refuses to add to this amount and so increase tax ation. - Tho University of Iowa, of which Dr. Pickard is President, graduated tills year from its classical department a class of forty, fifteen of whom were ladies. Of tlio twenty-five gentlemen in tlio class, four aro to study for tho ministry. There were added to tlio Southorn Presbyterian churchos in tlio year end ing May last on profession of faith G, 0b!i persons, an advance of moro than 1,200 ovor tlio previous vcar. Thoro aro 0,000 Elders and -1,000" Deacons in tho church. N. Y. Herald. Among tlio MG youth who gradu ated at Harvard in 1870 thoro aro now lifty-two lawyers, ton doctors, eight ministers, ton teachers, fivo architects, three journalists, three manufacturers, thrco bankers And two artists, and twenty-four are in mercantile and other general business. Detroit Post. Govemmout(Stato) expenditures for education in this country aro montionod n4 iiiiwiiintiiKr nt. Inut. iippnniil.4 tn tHl.. 71)5,1)29. With a school population of 15,302,802, there is a school attendance of 0,729,189. Germany with her com pulsory system has a better record. Out of her school population of 7,(500, 000. children to tho number of 7,200, 000 constantly attend school. William Booth, tho General of tho Salvation Army in England, receives and disburses, with absoluto control, $250,000 a year. IIo owns or rents in his name 250 buildings used for re ligious meetings, directs tlio work of 15,000 oxhorters, and publishes a papor, tho War Cry, which circulates 250,000 copies a month. IIo is well-educated, very winning asaspeaker, clear-headed, anil arbitrary in management, and, ac cording to general opinion, an honest zealot. Chicago Tribune. Sister Mary Frances Clare, of tho Convent at Knock, County Mayo, Ira land, has takon tho most practical and usoful way of helping her youn" coun trywomen by establishing an Industrial School for Irish girls, in which thoy aro fmirrlit. f.nnlfbii unUMlinp fllld si 11 lil'nr.fi- ionic duties. It will certainly provo a blessing to tlio country, as the oppor tunities for learning these arts aro so limitod in rhoir own homes. Tlio caro of fowls and bees, tlio making of buttor, and knitting will also bo taught in tlio House of Industry. Clirisliun Union. Caught by Themselves. There is a slang phrase now current which aptly expresses tlio fatality at tending tlio testimony of criminals in court. They aro almost sure to "give themselves away," that is, to really convict themselves while thoy aro try ing to provo their innocence In a court in Paris recently, two cobblers woro charged with stealing lif teen francs from tlioir master's till. The men had asked for somo money from their em ployer, but ho had refused and hadgono off for tho day with Ills family. So thoy stolo the fifteen francs and themselves started off for a holiday. "Whore did you spend your holi day?" tusked tlio Police dust ice. "Wo took no holiday. Wo worked as usual," said tlio lirst cobbler. "Come, that won' t do. Tho facts aro all against you, although, to bo sure, no ono saw you take tho money from tlio bag," said tho Police .Justice. "It wasn't a bag; it was a pino box. !.,,, Ik - Al .. A, 1.1.1 H l.-.i .mil t,io mu oiner uuuuiur; "wiuu aro you trampling on my foot for?" said the soconil cobbler. "How do you know it was a pino box?" asked tho .Justice. " Why , I've scon the master take mon oy from it more than two hundred times," answered tho second cobbler. " 1 only brought it home the nicht be fore. I had always used an iron box. So lio couldn't have seen this two hun dred times," said tlio master. "Well, when I said two hundred, perhaps I stretched it a little. I saw it at least once that day," said tho second cobbler. "What day?" asked tho Justice. "Why, the day that wo took tlio lif- tun,, i utl,i t v,i ml itur fiti mi funtPf said tlio second cobbler. "So you acknowledge taking tho fif teon francs?" said the .Justice. " Ho means tho fifteen pairs of slip pers wo mado that day," said the lirst cobbler. "So you worked all day?" said tho Justice " Yes, oxeopt that towards ovoning wo woro tired and went out to Mont mart ro ami took supper," said tlio lirst cobbler. "Hut you told your master you had no money. How did you go without monoy?" asked the Justice " Wo borrowed three francs," said the lirst cobbler. "Yes, and when wo woro arrested, thoy found no money in our pockets. If wo had taken the fifteen francs, thoro would havo been somo left, for wo only snout &ovon francs," said tlio sec ond cobbler. "Ifou only borrowed threo, how dljl you spend seven?" asked tho Jus tice "Wo got credit," answered tho first cobbler. . " Yin, wo got credit for ntuo frames," mild the second cobbler. " 1 think you've SHtlnllod in of yom guilt That will do. You shall have t Hiiutonuuof four mouths," conoludod tlu Juatlue .VtfK&t'. VtHAfmHkm Why a Duel Was Not Fought. Opposlto tho city resides Mr. J. M. Harvey, a gentleman who has lived n very a'dventurous life Emigrating from a Northern or Wcstorn State moro thnn thirty years ago, lie" camo to Now Orloans, where he settled, marrying into a very wealthy and prominent Cre ole family. Previous to nis settlement dn Louisiana Harvoy was engaged in mo merchant service auu nan saueu on several wlialiiuj voyages. Having mar ried a Creole, Harvey strove to conform to creolo ideas and usages, which were quito opposlto and repugnant to his old notions and foelings. Tlio transition was certainly a very violent one, from an old skipper, whoso tastes had been acquired aboard a Nantuckot whaler, to tho highly rofincd rules and cus toms which govern creolo sodoty in Louisiana At a gay party at a creolo neighbor's ono ovening, where Harvey was pres ent, a game of cards was proposed, and the game was proceeding quite pleas antly when an altercation aroso between Harvey and a creolo gentleman of high position and for many years an editor, Albert Fabre. Tho dispute finally be came very hot, winding up in words ol insult from Fabro to Harvey and in a knock-down from tho heavy fist of the latter, the blow inllictin a very dark "black-oyo" upon tlio unfortunate Cre ole Tho next day Harvey was waited upon by a friend of Fabre with a de mand for satisfaction and a request to bo referred to his seconds, with whom the terms of an early meeting might be arranged. Harvoy asked what this all meant.. Tlio second replied that ho wanted him to meet Mr. Fabre in lionor jible combat, and thus atono for the blow lie had given him. "Utit," replied Harvey, "he grossly insulted me and I returned the insult with a blow. 1 think that makes us oven, or, if wc ain't even, I'll pay up tlio balance" Tlio second was surprised to hear such a response from a gentleman who had married into a creolo family, and, as a mutual friend, warned Harvey that if lie persisted in this view of the' affair in would bo tabooed by all his wife's relatives. Tlio suggestion somewhat alarmed Harvoy, and lie asked his vis itor what would be tho terms of the proposed combat. Tho second, brightening up at tho suc cess of his appeal to " the better feel ings" of Harvoy and at the prospect ol a fivoly affair, quickly responded: "Oh, of course, being the challenged party, you havo tho choice ot weapons. ' This announcement was a jrreat relief to Harvey, who know Fabro to bo an experienced duelist, skilled with the pistol and rapier. Ho thoroforo asked, with an air of great simplicity, what word tho weapons usually employed by gentlemen on such occasions. "Pistols, swords, rifles, shot-guns, or any dangerous weapon in which you may bo skilled." "I understand you," Harvoy replied, "and my weapons are harpoons hick ory handles, ton feet in length; distance twenty feet aparjt. I have a braco oi them, from which your friend can take fiis choice" Tlio creolo was astounded, shocked anil puzzled; still more horrified was he when Harvoy showod him ono of these weapons, which had seen good service on the Pacific. "Why," he exclaimed, "do you think my friend is a fish to bo struck by such a tool a-s this?" "Fish or no lisii," Harvey replied, " that is mv weapon. Your friend is quite as skillful in handling sword oi pistol as I am with the harpoon. When 1 challenge him, lie will havo the choice of weapons, and now 1 claim tlio right, as tho challenged party, to choose the only ono which 1 tool I can uso with skill and effect." "Hut, sir, your proposition is bizarre and ridiculous, and will bring contempt on all who tire engaged in it. This is a serious affair, sir, and I expect you to treat it seriously." "You'll find harpoons serious enough," replied Harvoy, at tho same time going through the harpoon exer cise as practised on whaling ships. Tlio indignant creolo retired in ex treme disgust. And the next day every body in tlio city knew of this spoiled duel. It may indicate tho radical dif ference of ideas of tlio two races that whilo Fabro's creolo frionds reported tho incident as one which rollcctcu great disgrace on Harvey, tlio Amoricans laughed over it most heartily as a rich joko and a fair commentary upon tlio absurdity of tho duello. Mao Orleans Cor. Philadelphia Times. How to Catch Frogs. Tho Washington Star thus tells how frogs nro caught in tho Potomac: Tho manner of catching thorn is to drift about at night in a skitV among tho swamps which lino tho Potomac anil ita crooks with a bull's-eye dark lantern. When tho frogs begin their loud, gut torul conversation with each other, tho hunter edges up as near as possible to his gamo and throws the intensely re flected light from the bull's-eye direct ly upon tho frog, which appears to havo tlio oiled of completely paralyzing him. Onco tho light strikes tnem thoy r.ro immovable, and will stitlbr tlionisolvos to be bagged without a murmur. One oxport stated to a Star reporter that ho took a dozen from olVono oltl rotten log in lumtiiic Crock, but a nig moccasin snake struck out for him, and in getting away ho lost nine of them. The frogs aro particularly plump this year, anil tlioir saddles tender as Biptab moat. Doctor: that bo of Woll, Pat, havo you taken nlllrt 1 sunt you?" Pat- ' Vos, sir. bo jabors, 1 havo, but I don't foul any better yet; may bo tho lid luun't uomu olVyotl" THE BIG FOUR. They aro represented by moro people, linye moro subjects, cull oftcner, tny lonRcrK'nnd yet arc the tjpost unwelcome gucsti you can havo on your Hit ot visitors. The first of this precious quartette of unwelcome guests gives you an excruciating headache even to think of htm. ' The second takes away your appetite, debilitates your system, gives you a sallow complexion, and makes you truly miserable generally. Tho third bestows upon you a legacy of skin erup tions, and disordered sucrctlons, constipation and other Irregularities too numerous to mention. The fourth takes forclblo pnsm.'dMon qf your pcaco of mind and health of body, and makcH you n perfect martyr to his tyrannical unjust government. He caps the climax, and what little the others havo left ho robs you of ; you cannot cat without fear and trembling, and sleep becomes a stranger to your eyes. The Stomach, the Blood, the Liver, and the Kldncyt constitute Tho 33ig 3Tour. They are good servants, but bad enemies; for when they rebel ugalnot the system, cither lndb Idaally or col lectively, a protectltiK safeguard must bo found' this canbcdoncbynUUDOOK ULOOI) HITTERS, a cer tain antidote fur the attacks of tho UIO FOUR In any slmpoand form. Sold by all Druggists. SAROUNGO.L LirUiment for human, fowl nnd nnltniU flesh, wns llrat nrennred itntl Introduced by Dr. Oco. W. Merchant, In Lookport, N. Y., U. S. A., 1KKJ. since which tlmo It'liua steadily Krown In public favor, and Is now nckiiowlodKcd and admitted by tho trade to be tho standard llnlinentot tho country. When wo make this announce ment wo do ho without fear of contra diction, notwithstanding wo nro uwaro thoro aro ninny who aro moro or less prejudiced npalnst proprietary reme dies especially on account of tho many humbiiirs on tho market: howovcr. wo aroplrasedtOHtiitothatHuch prejudice does not exist MKiilnstOAItaijINCrOIL. Wo do tint claim wonders or miracles for our liniment, but wo no claim it is without an equal, it Is put up in bottles of thrco sizes, nnd all we iifk Is that you kIvo Itu fair trial, remom borlng Unit the Oil put up with whltn wriinnnr iriiiiiII) Is fur frjSaJfvv?!r:3rr human utiu fowl lloh, and thnt with yellow wrnpper (thrco Bl7.es) for animal llcsh. Try a bottlo. As these cuts Indicate, tho Oil Is used suc cessfully for all diseases of tho human, fowl ttul animal flesh. .Sliuku well before uslmr. Cannot bo DIaputod. ' Onoof tho principal reasonsof the woudcrlul success of Mer chant's UarK'llnu-OH Is that It Is manufactured strictly on honor. Its proprietors do not, as Is tho pnnn wlHi inn nimu'iiltfir tnultlntr rprtholr mcdlclno a mime, diminish Its curn tlvo properties hy using Inferior compounds, but uso tho very best goods to bo bought in tho market.regardless ol cost. For half a century Merchant's Gar gling Oil has boon a synonym for honesty, and will continue to bo so long us timo ondutcs. For Snln I iv nil rpniinntiiblo rinnlnrs throughout tho United States and other coun tries. Our testimonials dnto from 1833 to tho present. Try Merchant's Gargling Oil Iilnimcnt for Inter nal nnd oxtornnl use. and tell your neighbor what good It hns dona to follow directions. Keep tho id Don't fall bottlo well corked, CURES 25531" Uilllilalns, Frost llltcs, Srrntchen or Grease, riiapped Hands, Kxti'rnal Poison. Sand Cracks. Poll EvIL flails of all kinds. Swellings, Tumors, Flesh Wounds. Sit fust, Ringbone, I'oul Ulcers, 'laigulu Cows, Furcy, Cricked Teats, ''allous. 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The proprietor of this colebratod medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all rem edies ovor ofFerod to the publio for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT euro of Aguo and Fever, or Chillsnd Fever, wheth er of short or long standing, Ho refers to tho ontiro Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to tho truth of tho assertion thatin no caso what ovor will it fail to care if tho directions aro strictly followed and carried out, In a great many cases a single doio has been sufficient for a euro, and whole families have been cured by a single bottlo, with a per fect restoration of the genoral health. It is, howovor, prudent, and in overy case moro cer tain to cure, if Its use is continued in smaller doses for a weok or two aftor tho diseaso has been checkod, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases, Usually this medicine will not requiro any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should tho patient, however, re quire a cathartic medicine, after having taken ,three or four doses of the Tonlo, a singlo dose Of BULL'S VEOETABLE VAMILY PILLS will bo sufficient. Thogonuino SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP must have DR. JOHN BULL'Sprivato stamp on each bottle. DR. JOHN BULLonly has the right to manufacture and sell the original JOHN J, SMITH'S TONIC 8YRUP, of Louisville, Ky. Examino well tho label on each bottle, If my privato stamp is not on each bottle do not purchase, or you will be deceived. DIFl.. 0"OI3C3Nr:33XJIj3j Manufacturer nnd Vendor of SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER Tho Popular Romodlon of the Dny. rrlnelpl Oniee, 881 Mln"su71.0UISVIM,E, KT. WHITNEY & HOLMES RCANS lisrrl All Ollo-ro In r.aar nm.I Dura. bllll?. Mlntirat I Irvl.t ! Ilruu. lalUa.l tlaMlal.r.1 in rnrt. ,"K ,V "Ull . fl.V Nlll.ll to I IITN, Whltniy ft Uolmu Organ 0,, Qiuuj,IlL i, .. ,r , ,vy 0 J
