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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1884)
I " " " " OMAHA AILY BEE-MONDAY , MAY 12 , 1884 , For Ncnrnlgi.i For Nournlgin For Neuralgia For Ncuralgiii For Rheumatism For lllieumntism For Rlieunmtisin For Rheumatism For n Lnmo 13nck For n Lnmo Buck For n Lnmo Buck For a Liinic Uncle Doctor Thomas' Eclcctric Oil Doctor Thomas1 Eclcctric Oil Doctor Thomas' Holectric Oil Doctor Thomas1 Eclectric Oil SOLD BY Atjij imuaoism EOLKOTRIO OIL- FOSTER , MILUURN it CO. , Props. , Buffalo. N. Y Whom ilrlillltr * oxImiixliMi nnil iirtmilnro lecny nrocaused hjrtcewoa , rrrortiof f onth , et < x. era ijcrfoctlr rrMorfl ( n rotm t tirnlth nnd - iir..u. maniiixx ! liy THE MAROTON LUS. I < nMomiich flniRfflniJ. Thlilrostmeni crvnin I ) < il > lllr nnd ll ; r lriil necnrK utiffonnly Baocn" .ful nrrftiido impc < 1 on v-nfcl NITKI ) 8TATKS ANU UKUMAN MAII * SKHI U WKEKM' HTKAMKIlH Hfttnlmnr-AnicricMi l-aokct Comimny'fl.Uno for 1'I.YMOOTH ( London ] Cherbourg , ( rurmaml IfAMHUUO. Hntmilay tc tn- crs to HamlinrK illrcct. IiKSSINO , April IB110IIE1 MIA , April 10 ; Cir.M.CRT , April ! 4 ; WESTPHALIA , April 23 : Al.TIA. Mnv 3 ; WIKUNI ) , May 8. Kites : Klmt Cabin. 8 fl , 170 anil ? < )0. ) Htcor | jo20. l > r < ! | ialcl Btocraj : ' ) ticket' , 818. KxDuralon rites ffrcat- Iv reduced. 8-nd for "Totirlnt aazottn. " Henry Pundt , Mark Hanson , F. K. Moires , if. Toft , ogonta In Omaha , Qroncwlir & RclioMitiren , agents In Conn * eii muffs , o. n : RICHARD & co. , aon. I'M * , Auts , fll Brovlway. N. Y. S. H. AT WOOD , Plattsmouth Neb. , - - - - - . BRIUDSH OF TnOKOUQIIBRIlD AND DIOH ORADI HEREFORD AND JERSEy CATTLE A1TO DUKOO OB JKIISIT BID SWIM * /CVYounir / stock for ! . Cnrrftspondenna onllolln I BRUNSWICK & GO. Fifteenn Ball Pool , Carom , AND ALL OTHEK OAMINQ TAULKS. TEN TIN HALLS , CHECKS. ETC. IS South 3d Strcot.CSt. Louis , Mil Delaware Street , Kansas City Mo. , 1S2I Douglas St. Omah , NeK HE llY HORNCBRGER , Agoufc. or Catalogues and Irleo Lists. Nebraska Cornice AND forts MANUFACrnjRKKS OF GALVANIZED RON CORNICES FINIALS , "WINDOW CAPS , TIN , IRON AND SLATE ROOFING , PATENT METALIO BKYUQHT , Iron Fencing ! Crettlnirg , Dalustradei , Verandas , OfQce ml Uarl lUillngs , Window and Cellar Guards , Eta OOtt. O. ANDCtd ST11KET , LINCOLN NED. . M tt Western Cornice-Works , IKON AND SLATE ROOFWO. 1111 Douglns Qt , Oraahn , Nob. Cornices /r4rDormor Windows , Flntalf , Tin , Iron and Blato lloolli'L' , Rpnclit's I'atcnt Metalllo Skjllght , fatont djusted llatchet U r and Drackct bhelvlnK. I am the uoricral onoiit for the above line of troods. Iron KcnrliiL' , CrcstliiKB , Dali tradcsV ranilas , Iron Hank lUlllnRB , Window Itllnds , Collar ( luards ; also Kencrol fcgont for I'eorson & Hill's Patent Insli'o Illlnil. DUFHENE & MENDELSOHN. * B-BE110VED TO OMAHA NATIONAL IIA . BUILU1KU. TlIlSDKLTorUegunra-o tor Is nriilc nspriwly for the euro of dorniiKC'iiicnta nf tliu Kenrr.itlvo on ! > n' . 'jliru U no udplake about > ttila iHftriiir.ont , the con. tluuoui ulrujui of KM'.C- TUluri'coimvHtliiic throiiKli I ho i < arU must r s tore them tolu-altliy ubtlon Do not ( xiifounil tnltuilh ii ctrluIUIUtd\eniwil tu euro all Illi from hc.iil.to toe. It Is lor tlio OKI ; fta- lllot'iirpna. ' 1'or rlriuUtH iiMng full tnforinutiun , nddrcu Ohoovcr Electrlu lldlt Co. , 1W , Waihlngtou HUGMoMANTJS & CO , , 418 Norlli IGtli Stroufc. WALL PAPERS. l'AlNTlK INALLirrt I1UANCIIK-I. _ Dr. . Mia Gurrougns , Ol'l'IOK AND KKBimSNCK 3.617 Dodgo. St. , - Omaha , Tf EIMIONK N,1 , 141. ( vuiiA t KnvA L.'i ' uTaWOT.TAICI IIBLT UBi Mhn 1 Pi iiTi-U.-vcm VB * nt on iu ! . ' ; ' Tflil 'IU HEN ONLY. .OUN ( ) OI ( CLP , b rat .urfi-r- fi > K from Nu > oin DcMi.nr. Iirr VrriUTr , H , Wirrnu V.'Kiu-vrxoM. , l all ttuut di < wui nl n j'imso * r. N4TVLK. reaultUiK frum AMMAJ .nj UTUtn ( UUMH. Djxyvlmllrl HO < | romiilKs wituraiMn tu llrijui. Vnuii unj MAXHIHIII uuAiunKiiD. Feint at uuco lur lllu ! i .UKl 1'juapUli-t froo. Ailaraw VOI/rAIt < UKJ.T CO. , mur.l.nll , IrW.li. it ! H OOOK'HUilANDI'XUimSIONJ 'oivo K Von lu ApillU y udJuiw , 1HSI. I'A-WAOK flUKKTt lv , J ATlAVTIO HTKAHK1M Hi ci l fM-flltluj foi airl-jgUUni ) HK'ITIU ' TOUIIHT 1ICKKCH foi trivU mln KU1UI'JL ly 'l roiituo , < rulkrtx'i r ti COOK'd KXUUIldlQNI ft , vlth iitH wid full | > ir < ( IcuUri. by null 10 cut * . A''Urr TU03. OTK 4c ( * 0. < , M Hnwwejr , N V. 8TATK JOTTINGS. Scrlbncr Is organizing n fire department. DIpthcrlA prevails In the Otoo rworvntlon. Wlinor oiiccta to Imvo a cronmcry bj fall The Indies of Hoatrlco have published a cook book. I'rMrlo fires have boon troublcsomo near Noligh Dorchoitor thinks It Is hi ? enough to have ncltyhnll. The opera hrmse at l'romont ' in to bo ro- ( nrnlthou nnd refitted. Work on the ens worka At lioatrlco will begin on the Istof.Iuno. Iowa fnrmors ami tloalora nro comlnt ; to No- brnikaforcorn this your. The town of Ccilnr lUplds , in Bomio coun ty , lias Iroon Incorporntod. K/irmow / nrounil W'nt Point liavo notyol llnlfliod tholr spring plowing. j , A free .trade league Is to bo organl/.od n ! II nstlngs on Monday night. The n. & M. , t > nek woit of Anrorn'in bolnp [ nit down lit tlio rate of A mlle n day. 1 1 cimtfl Hnrpy county about ? 200 a day to maintain Iti court vrhllo Small prfilrm in notithwcstnrn Nobraskn never looked batter than t prcnont. 1'lalt mouth barbers have nlgnod an ngioo- mont to kcop tholr shops cloied on Snndny. JUoobill Is looking up In ItAirt.liigii. A pro- FoMlonnl pitcher front Chicago lit the latent acquisition. The novf creamery at West 1'olnt will turn out two thousand pounds of butter a day , or n cnr load n wook. The dug-out in disappearing In Webster : oimty , nnd the cominomoun fratno d welling H taking Its placo. ThoJ brldgo acrosx the Nlobrarn , at the nouth of lioavor creek , In Holt county , wax finished lait wook. The ( louring mill at Kndlcott , Bald to boone ono of the lltiottt in the Htato , burned on the I ti ! instant. Loss. ? 10.000 : insurance , $1G- noo. noo.Work Work on the piling of the bridge nt Blair s being hurried along , nnd it in thought hat trains will bo nblo to crosa by the last of rho month. Coinpliintia tnado at Kearney that rowdion and prize fightora continually dlsburb the loaco of the city with Impunity. The police orco team * to bo powcrloas. JJotwoon the expiration of the old license ) ) mid the Issuing of the norr , all the enlooim of Vilbor were closed for three days. It was n Iry timein nplto of the Hood. A brick kiln and n powder magazine in close irozimlty nro among the pleasant features of northwest 1'roiuont. The cltlzona think that jno of them ought to bo removed. .A Grand Island reporter nnd a policeman aught a restaurant keeper nt the depot nt nldnlght , just as ho was jumping the town and nn imposing array of creditors. A Tokamah man paid $210.00 for a church nado bed inillt the other day , and nobody mighod nt him , or called him a fool. The ollgous Houtlmont must bo very strong In Tokamalu The I'Vomont ' Normal school project looks iroinising. Tlio business men of tko town mvo niaiia liberal mibscrlptlonH , and n moot- iig Is to bo hold in u few days to perfect nr > angoraouts. Considerable apprehension is'arousodin Lin coln by the Htory that n notorious illnstratod ) aporm Now York is going to print picture , ) f certain sensational ovauts that happened occntly nt the State Univoraity. The seventeenth annual convention of the Nebraska Sunday School auBocmtion will bo eld atVahoo Tuesday , Wednesday nnd 'hursday , Juno 31 and 5. The committee rgo a lull rourcsuutatlon from all parts of the tato. The McCook" Tribune thinks the Uopubli- an Valley has probably never scon such an migration ni is now pouring Into her territory , ml has never shown such a disposition to iin- rovoment ae is now domonstrutod on every land , Whllo Wilson Sloto was movinij a house at Coarnoy on the 4th , an iron rod that forinod > art of the machinery broke , and thn fr g- nonts struck Slutfl. Ills arm and log were broken , and ha wan othorwiuo injured. Ho may live. A farmer living near David City made -his tlovon-yoar old boy almost unconscious with ! < iuortha other day , and then drove him to cliool with throats of Hogging. There is a ? roat do l of Indignation iu the neighborhood over the affair. Ono hundred and thirty persons have suffered - od from moaalos In Franklin this spring , says , local paper , and 70 moro are expected to mvo them. There is nothing llko being exact n these- matters , The Cilobo says : " ( Jrota takes everything lord , whether It bo the moaalos , or chicken 101 , skating or boating , business or pleasure , whatever it finds to do it does with all itn might. " The latest thing which it lias taken liard ii fixing up its residences , Whtlo workmen at Seward were excavating or n new building , n tow days ago. thuy cnmQ upon nn old leather pocket book which had evidently been buried many years ago. A > ilo of bills nn inch thick , was taken fr otn It , > ut they were so decayed as to bo past re demption , A traveling agent hired n horse at York ast weak and drove to llrndshaw ; thence linotoon miles into the country ; thence buck a liradshaw , where the horse keeled over load. ] lo had boon dri von to death , having traveled about l' inllen. Cox , the man who murdered his brother in a saloon at liluo Hill , two months ago , was removed from Lincoln to lied Cloud on Wed nesday. Ho had been confined at the former ilaco to protect him from the infuriated people , A now line of the Union I'aciflols projected , It will lonvo the main line at Valparaiso , past through I'illmoro , Howard , Clay.Nuckolls and Webster counties , to lied Cloud , and thence into Kansas. Itod Cloud is rejoicing over the l > ro pcctH of a now road. The Hi Uliii | Gazotto-.Tourual thinks that If the present rush of emigration from Iowa and Illinois | to Nebraska continues nincl longer , thnro will ba no one left in the former sUiUw , and that a man can mitko numoy buy- Ins farms there at a low price , for ftltuio dHilvory. Th dedication services of the now linptls oliurch itt 1'lnlnvlow began on Friday , the 'Jiu -t , mid continued over Sunday. Kov J ) HuHiprtWM ordained as piwtor. On Sun day tlui cougrugatlon were asked for subscrip tlon for paying olt the debt of the church , and nuirly : it thousand dollar * were realized , Tim ninth aunuol festival of the weal grow orn itHtoriatlon occurred ut Botitrica on tht 7tli und 8th. The exhibit WM not ijulto ru lurgu as usuid , The nhoitrlng took place 01 the afternoon of the 7th lioloru n largo crowd Thn next d.\y thnro WM a Imimuet ut the H n dall liuiiiii ) , and thu fo tlval coucludivi wllh bill ut tlui ojtora hc > use In the ovoulug. Tin uholn nfTttir w \oiy micciwiful. The ladlra silver cornet butii of Sowan lilidi IU tint appoarwicu lust wook. It 1 ciiinN > MHt of tvvolvu uiniKtrrlnil young women and It * InstruruvutH luchuli ) thr o cornets two nltoH , two tunorj , u tub * , n britone , muni mid u bMM drum. The uniform of th I und in niuy bliiii with ullvor tiimmliign Numnroaii ungegunimiU in the strictly biui have klroady IIMH bouftul. 'Vita Shnltuit Cllppur nuyji 'Donlphai has n very llvuly | ) ruiihur. Ho filU the pul pit to 113 uutlra HutUf ictlon of a largo uin ( jTiigatiou , odlU the Dniiiphuu Leader , n \ > u\ pnpur jimt utartfld at tint plucn , unit runuwi thu IxijH by tolling n givxl ut > ry , Hinging i fumlawniK V d.uoliuMi iloublorloug t < i muni fiiriiinhwl by hlniiolf. Taken ultnuothur ho 1 u vitlilkhlo uapiltltlou Uiituy town. " A tHaiii of hoiaH4 r.iu away at lll&lr , tntMilntf , mi < l diHluNl lut < j a fpnc with furca A plttcu of i ) rd win diiteu lute th ntvktpf ono of tlui luir w eo iimdy thut th united ntrtiiixtU of two inun WAI InoifUeitiiit t pull it out , One of the otcujiants of Hi wiifjon to nl icu thn liomtM were utti\ch d tlinmn outnud Hourly killed , Ilia loaivtn i Hlill ilwiblful. A young man uatnod Weigi't firmer/ ) imcookful t\iy \ gmnln merch nt of H otiivr vvtu ariivtoi thfre liwt week for uxttn > i\i frriud * which h * . had iiorpetratod at l.incvlu He hid ohtjiuwl CJintndcrjblo HUHIJ nf MOH \ ui utll : t uoodi , uu thrt trougth of fr udu HU dntfU ui ( fdl H iepreso"tui4npi Ho wi tuk u t < > Lincoln fortr'tl ' , I'jte living utu women { it\o bfiu hU ruin. Mr. I , T , Ri'ilf , M f.vmor llvicg pl > ut o\pi m'lts ' i.urth of Vti pirtu i wan iiinJj ( ng will hi. fjtlicrovur etuiu uujJaAnautuem , wuca LI wsi umldctily sdzod with a fit of tcmpornry ( lUpoiidoncT , to which ho WM at intervals subject , wont to ids room , procnrrod a ravel * vor and ended th trouble by fchnotlng hlmsoll dead , Mr. Itollf wax a bachelor , 40 years of o. The United States land offlco at McCook did the largest business In April It has done In any month since it WM opened. There were recorJod : timber-culture entries , 113 ; homestead entries , 117 ; pre-emption filings , 10/i / ; final proofs , hnmoitoad , 27 ; homestead declaratory statements , 11 ; cash proofs , 05. Undo Sam roali/os a net profit of S12.C01 out of this month's business. Moro land hai bo u entered nt this lanil ollico than any land olh'ca iu the state. Tlio I'oKcr Clul ) . Life. Life.Mr. Mr. Teeter Williamo opened the firat jack-pot with n little hcaitntion and four wldto chips , Saturday evening. Doncon Trotlino Anguish , who had strayed in under the chnporoiingo of Cyanldo WJiif- flea , nnd who apparently had jooka-up and r. very nuporllclal knoTlodgo of Mr. Willinms , canio in. Mr. llubo Jackson felt a strong temptation to put A plaster on the back of the vrnll-oycd king ho had caught , hold him up with th * deuces , nnd try and pull nomothlng , but tlio studied indifference with which Mr. Williams into spnco made him lay down liia 'land ' nnd wish ho were doad. Mr. Cyan- do Wlu'fllea Iwrrowod a blue chip from ; ho deacon"Jcaa josa till do nox' han' . " nnd came in , nnd kept change. Thou oil eyes naturally centered on the Ilov. Mr. Thankful Smith , who , in addition to a barricade of chips which nindo Mr. Waf- lo'a mouth water , had a four flu all and a cheerfulness of demeanor which boded no good. "Ez my fron * Toot's done npon dat nckor , " ho began , awootly. "I rises lit. " So naylnc ho put up auoh a stack of blue chips that Mr. Whiffles nearly nintcd. ' 'What you go do dot for , Brer Thank- ul ? " inquired the deacon , In mild re- nonstranco. "Dai's not do sporot ob da gospll. " "Whar whar yo1 fin" draw-poker in do gospilj" toatily rejoined Mr. Smith. 'Dooa you1 link do posslea n1 do 'vnngo- ists writ do scriptor after raalln wid a wo-cyard draw agin n fluahl" ho Eircas- .Ically . inquired. "No. Brer Anguiah. Jcaa ton * tor business. Dla ain't no prar mootin' ceptin' BrorYilliani3 acorns to jo on do anxious Scat. " "Who who's on do nnxijus scat ? " asked Mr.Williams , hotly. "Yo1 ioss como on ; I rises yo' fo' dollaha. " The doacoa sadly ran oror his hand. 'Do gospil , Bror Thankful , " ho began ; 'do gospil " "Ohooso dat , " said the Ilov. Mr. Smith. "Is yo1 goin' to pray or poke ? " "Iso gwlno to poke , " ho replied ; "I'ao ; wino tor BOO yo' riso" hero ho shoved in a stack of blues "an" Bror Toots 'ino" ' here ho shoved up another stack 'an' I's gwlno tor rise it jess a lootle , cordin to dor sporot ob do good book" here ho shoved up $0. Mr. Whiflles fled. Mr. Jackson was breathing still , but hat was all. The Ilov. Mr. Smith glared doConce. 'I rise yo' back. " "I rise yp' , " said Mr. Williams. "An" I rise Toot , " said the deacon. The Ilov. Mr. Smith was aghnat. Ho was dealing , and know by intuition that 10 would catch his fifth club , but there was a serenity on the other sldo of the able which alfrightod him. "I jeas jess calls , " ho said. "I calls , " said Mr. Williams. "Help do gonolmon , " said the deacon , with the benevolence which Invariably accompanies a pat hand. Mr. Williams broke his two pair andrew [ row to his club. The Rov. Mr. Smith got his club. "Six dollahs , " said the deacon , after 'Ir ' , Williams had timidly ventured ono hip."I "I calls , " said the Ilov. Mr. Smith , ullonly. "I rise dat six mo' , " said Mr. Wil- lams. "I rise yo1 six , " said the doncon. "I calls , " gasped Mr. Smith , shrving up his last chin and hit snuff-box. "Six mo' , " said Mr. Williams. ' Six mo' . " said the deacon , "I I hain't gotamlTiu mo' , " said the lev. Mr. Smith faltering. "Shovo up dat watch , " said Mr. Wil- iams. "Sock dora now boots , " urged the dea- ni"An1 dat gold 'oddcd ' caiio , " suggested Mr. Jaekaoli , Who , of course , however , Imd no business to speak , and was accord ingly suppressed. The Ilov. Smith hesitated. Then ho sighed and throw up his hand. To his great astonishment Mr. Williams did the mine. The older softly hummed n hymn , tried the focal length of Mr. Smith's spectacles , assumed Mr. Smith's ulster , thoughtfully inserted Mr. Smith's watch- chain in his vest pocket , collared the bank and counted ft , and then , with a cheerful smile at Mr. Williams , loft tlio room. The nilonco for several minutes vraa sepulchral. Then Mr. Jackson said : "I'so ' 'fraid " "Yo1 'so 'frald ob whatl" sskod the Tlov. Mr. Smith havngoly. 'D-id Toot's played yo1 , "Wha whadl" gasped Mr. Smith. "Dad was a sawbuck , " said Mr. Jock- son. son."Wlmd's " "Wlmd's a sawbucUl" "Why , dud pious uiggah's ' Toot's oust fuzzin Tool's dnd'a novvy , " said Mr. Jackson. A light broke upon the Rov. Mr. Smith. ' 'Doy was rhin1 an" risln' tor- tor knock do tar oulon mo ? " he Inquired in a voice which froze Mr. Whilllo'a marrow. "Yi'Z/.ah , " said Mr. Jackson , keeping the table well between them , Mr , Smith turned ever 3tr. Willlnim hand. It contained tv'a jack. ! . Ho ci- nuiinod thu deacon's. It hold just thron huurtti , a npadu ami a rlub. Ho then reexamined - examined his own Hush. It was still per fect. 'Nlggahs , " ho said , with the calmneai of dbspuir , "go out softly , and Icmmc tilone , I wnut or r.uulo wif do dlckshun ary MI * do angel ob wrath or while , an ion got do mou" feiwlblo words an' club 1 kin flno , tor uproii my fuolin's tur Brei an1 Uror Au uUh. Trod sof'ly. They tnxl. A Nrtiloulod Duty. The Mo lent AIJO fcr May , Thoto It ouo particular in which th dully proi-a might gruntly increase itt pow r iu the Btru Kle for good govern- tuunt. It i * iu doping iu rentier * fully iuforuuHl as t > tlia oiiuno purniiud by lo. cal ruproHHiiUtivi-s in thu vu'lous lugiola- tivo Inidittt ii < ttioiial sutoantl municipal Thin inf irnutloD is forthcoming whan the uiPAMirvi urn of nvm > tlif 'i ordinary lmport , tie , but of I ho dully le uUtlvc lifo of the individuAl inuu whom * o have olonttid to not for ui iu muking Uira wo know ahiiutt nothing , TJ e thonry of the i > hn fmin'lo'.l our syztuni of iovf riiiiient wm tlmt the lf-g' ' branch nhim il b i ho iiiiiiuullHtu ropri < i > ititlvMi | | > f thi jicopl and rrll'ot tlioir soiili'iuintd directly Hi ini'iincu litionla liu lotnunUhiH 10 thuir ooutiitu- I euu not tu * jiulitivul jwrty or its loud- on nnd this theory was possible to bo carried out in practice , because , in the early days of our national lifo , the action of each representative was so closely watched by his constituents thatthoy know exactly the courao ho was pursuing. With increased growth and enlarged dis tricts this scrutiny is lolt moro and moro to the nowapapors nntil now fro nro wholly dependent npon them for our In formation. In many wo think the great majority of cases this duty is sadly neglected. Immediately after the excite ment of election is ever , the names of succimsful candidates are dropped from discussion nnd are rarely mentioned , un- they become prominent from some special circumstances. If at another election they become candidates again their records are gene ever , but at a titno when they are but fovr among the many things which occupy the people's attention. Tlio point wp would.inakoisthat it is the duty of the daily press to kcop its readers full/ informed of the minutes Irwlslativo action of cocal representatives. Wo think that each day , duriug.tho sessions of con * gross &nd the atato legislatures , the daily papers ihould print in a prominent places i brief chronicle of what each local mem ber has done the day before. Lot the chronicle show whether the member was in his scat fulfilling kho functions for which ho is elected and paid ; if so whether he voted and how ho voted on every mnasuro under discussion whether of greater or less importance ; how much and what kind of committee work ho ha * done and nil the other data which 4will enable his constituents to judga whether he ii an honest and capa ble representative. It is easy for o member bor to explain and bo forgiven for ono bad vote if , as under the present syatom is quite poMlblo , wo are ignorant of the fact that his influence has only been on the side of corruption. With a closer scrutiny the people would soon como to know the character of their representa tives as if manifested itself from day to day. Lot this scrutiny bo attained , and wo doubt not that there would bo a notn- ble and excellent change in the character and amount of our legislation. PEFPEUM1NT DUOt'8. First n man BUOH for a wife , then ho tmes for peace and finally ho sues for a divorce. Welch raroblt. The Dover Democrat snya , "Money will do everything. " Thin la a mistake ; four cents won't buy a gloss of beer. A young man asks : "When is the best time ; omovo ? ' ' The first time you are told. Don't wait for the old man to mention the subject a ibcond time. "Yea , I'm on intimate terms with royalty , " sold Plush. "I was introduced to three kings and two queens last ovoniug to my Borrow , as [ had my hand full of knaves at that tims. " Boston Times , "Gentlemen of the jury , there were justthir- .y-slx hogs in the drove. Please remember , bo fact just throa times as many as in that ury box , gontlomon. " The Popular Science Monthly has a long and abored article on "IIow iliaj walk on glass. " At the risk of exposing our scientific Ignorance wo will ask : Don't they walk on glass with their feet ! "I preserve my equilibrium under all cir- ! cumstancoj , " she was heard to say in a pause > f the music to the tow-headed youth who was lor escort. "Do you ? " ho answered softly. 'Mother cans hers , " Thou the music re- sumod. If a man wants peace to reign in the house- lold ho should count ten before speaking at lines when ho feels as if hfs clothes don't fit dm. And days when the kitchen a to vo doesn't draw ho should count -160. An exchange has nn article on "IIow to Treat an ( Id Alan : " Wo had always supposed t wa3 the correct thincr to treat him the B.imo Wa5iru ) wouldtarjUomor man , though , con sidering his agoirimMlt / ba proper to ask him up twice. Oil City Blizzard. "IIow shall I oat an orauga In society ? " Is aokod. Eat it in a natural and graceful man ner , and endeavor to keep your eyes from Bulging out as much as possible. Nothing ooks worse at the table than the sight of a nau crowding an orange down his throat with > oth of his eyo-balls half way down his cheeks. Philadelphia Call. Another Dakota editor Is out in the plc- urosquo wilds calling upon the hills and rocks o fall on him and htdo him from thu wrath o como. Ho wrote : "Mrs. Allen culled yes- orday and presented us with some of her jam. ind wo unhesitatingly say It beats the world. " The printer mndo It read "jaw , " and honuo . Bismarck Tribune. A policeman loaned ever the area-railing , nnd addressing Bridget who was at that mo ment engaged in shifting an ash-barrel , ob served : "Bridget , my darlint , the lolght av your oyoa makes the dawn seem lollto dark " "Thlm's the wurruds that ness. very ycr sapayrlor , the sargiut , aphoko to mo. I sup- r > oaz It's a part of the discipline of the tourco1 ' Tha stftid Medical Press and Circularwhich has boon pxiblished in London for half n cen tury , cannot resist quoting u liht ( { remark from The Cincinnati Lancet , which it Rives as follows : " 'Faith , ' which Is generally portrayed trayed as n female figure clinging to n wiwo- beaten rock , would bo bettor personified by the figure of a.bald-hoadodman with a boltlo of patent hair restorer. " The officer who opens the court Is called the crier , " On one occasion tha'iniil otlicer had lost his wife , who hud led him an uncnmfnita- blo life , and he was of courno ubsent finm his l > oat. When the court cnmn In , the judge , as usual , sold : "Mr. Crier , open the cum t. " A joung and facetious lawyer addiessed the court aa follows : ' "May it please your honor , Mr. B cannot cry to-day ; ho has lost hl < wife ! " EDUOA.T10NAU Learn atrado. young man. U will pivo you u aolU foundation un which to brgln lifo. You may as well attempt to erect n h < wi 'U sandy neil without foundations m to build it a caruor without some practical knowledge. It in a fact that tlwro ore nearly iva many yuuuK man iu the puultenttuitad of thin country learning tnulos KI there nra imltdclo of thorn. Times. A largo nutnbor of the Towa public will ttku jurt in the pr-ioodlni ; ) of tlu im- tloiul oduc.UIouhl tiouliitlon M , Madiaou , WK , In July. Mlna rioreuco Vlnch , of thn Boston Globe , baa bicn ujipolutud to gtvu the muxtcr' ' ) oration tion at the next cninmonoimout of the Kftiuiu univorjtty. The Kow Tioiidou , Conn. , high school crirh uro becoming adopt * in ball catching. Thay practluu evnry dny , and will au'iu ' ba nblo to put u pin ! liitm on the diamond , LoutI&n % INH fchool ucouinmod.itloun for but 7fi 000 rhlMrcu , though thsro are at Icust irXlOO little OUIM iu the hUto. TJia WomanV iMlfat toll. ! . ge , of Chicago. ha ju t gr iitod t flnty-ocioillplnmtiiitjyimii wouieu , ontltllru ; them to pn.tico ai pliyil- dona. Education has madu ruplJ proeTflisaln Spulu within the laat quurtor nf it rcntiiry. Slncu the p-wstlng of \ \ \ ° > lav lu J8')7 , which amuj.R other thing * ! , provided for miuipuUjry eJnak- tlou in the easy of nil children between tw ! I IH of tilt anil nine , thit n\iml \ > - r of H ho'iU uud 8vhoUrn IIM m ru thai iinublej. Ut tlu roneraln W * > , 13 3H "d i I * . while III'.IMH MIIU irriiil tit ) cchulor * td froTii ( IT.C.U ! - i I OM.'JSS. Lincoln News , The ninkinn prlnh-rs of the Omaha BEK have in'U-t-1 H circular nklnx tha nubile } { ouf wll > " ITOI.U" I UK HKH iu udvfrlising and aiihuriution. ' Und r thu circumstances that n'.ocoaiivottd with tills wo think vo thinit ona wf th O'-ol- ' t pice's of cheek that printers could b * cuilty of. The "Union" nfli-r usani. Inini ; into the matter , g vo thuir -rdiot JHi iiiiiBt tfni ( iriuters us noting without ju.t ' caitf and thfii hoif their p-tty ni' 1 endeavor t > further iininocuto Tim MKH .ofllfv ly thiaciicuUr U is not only 'diuutclit ' to thoia but a dUgra . GEORG J. ARMBRUST , 9 , K. Corner 22J nd Cumlnjf St. TIN ROOFING GUTTERING , SPOUTING ETC , Orders nlll 1m t > romitlf ] attended to. F. SCEEUERMAOTM D RKOUtAU OEHMA Homeopathic Physician. SPECIALIST OF WOMEN , CIHLDHEX ft CURONIO DI3KADE3. Honrii At RojMonce , No. 14438. 10th Slreit , till 10 n. m. , i nJ after 3 11. In. Hours At offlco , No. 11.1 md 106 S. Uth St. , Hoora " .from 10 a. ra. , to S p. m. N.tt ThoT po Worm will bo romottJ , w tbout lUmror , In limn rl frnm S to 8 hont SEGER & TONER. MANUFACTURERS AND UKALUItS IN n niHUTnn WHIPS , ETC. Wo make avery flno Iliht hirnom , and h&roitl- trays on hind A full lluo o ! Ilorso clothing , Curry Combo , Dr ithott , oto. % 116 N , IfiihSt PIMM Ncli. JAMES Y , CRAIG , AND FLORIST. ! TUns , specifications and estimates of cost of la\lnjr out no\v nr rcm'jilcllhR olj launi , cradlnKt soddlni ; , etc. willbolitrnUhol on npiilicatlon. Crowcr nnd dealer m all Kinds of Houetn , Shrubs , Ornamental nnd Shade Trees. Just the thlnjt for Cemetery or lawn Decoration. Qrcou Uoii o and Kun > crr 23rd Strcot , near Fort Omahn. Cu Klowonaud Flower- InKl'Iante In pots for ealo at all Hcnsorm , nnd any Floral Dcslitns or Bouriucta made up on the shortest notice. Orders by mall promptly attendoJIto. Ad dress 1 * . O. llo 815 Omaht , . Nob. Will euro Xorvontnem. nlT > l , Jii'iirnli-li. , Hclnllca , Kidney , Spine nnd Micr UlftouftfinoutAtlima.lUArt illMMnp. DyrMmln , conn- imtlon. Kijpfpt-lm , Catnnli , ' /IT 7 rlU'x. iplkl : , T. limiotuncy , Dumb \iriu > . i'lnlnp-Mn Uteri , vtn Only -nlllcllcc- ) : - tuillfltln Alncrli.i thnt rcinlatlH' ii ; > H.trlclty nnd limit uetUin tliroiiRli tlm body , and caul.c iTchnrai-d In an In elrjit by tlio lutkTit. SI.OOO Would Not Bu It. DB. UORS-K I was afflicted with rheumatism arc ] curocl by using a belt. To any ono afflicted wltli that disease , I would snf , buy Uorno's Klectrlo Delt , Any ono can confer with mo by writliitc calling at my store , 1120 Douglas atroot. Omaha , Nob. , . . WILLIAM LYONS. MAIN OFFICE Opiioslto postolDfe , room 4 Fren or block. fcf-Por sale atC. P. doadinan'a Dniff Store 1110 Fuuani St , Omahn. Orders filled C. O D. or Wormy Veins of the t-crotum oftrn the mmuj. f ttirii tttute of Lost Manhood , Debility , Ac. , quickly and pnMailv rw > , l by the Elastic CrncllO- Conipreasor , i6. ( nrem < f. Circular Kreo. CABINET WORK , SUC1I AS COUNTERS , BARS , IOE BOXES , ! LIBRARIES , anil ftl kinds of offlco work a specialty Call or ad drnsn 1308 Jackson Street , Omaha , Noli WOODBRDG BRS ) , OMAHA , NED. Solo Agents for the World-Honownod Decker & Son , and Uallott & Cunaton Pianos. Also manufacturers and trholesalo dealers in Ops and Musical Merchandise. . tfJTSond fo I'rlco list. lias juat received a full Uno of Imported Fane ' Suit * lugs and Pantaloons of the latest stj lea Also guarantees flue fittings iul 9no trlmintngs. . at Lowest Mce. Also Cleaning DiiiuK and Healrliifr | , S , K. Corner 10th and La\ciit : > ort StrceU A. E.KSLLEY , M. D. AND G A WILSOH M. D. , , , . . , Physicians and Surgeons OFFICIW-UOYD'S OPF.UA UOUnli c3L For Spot Cash. t'\\l \ on or addro * ) Mr. iirj Mr * , titcphvu I ) IU01)F.IIIUK , 61S South loth strc , t. Ui tbfl jMftr4M > , * r pat * JiUl vrlj fe rrv it vk lA < J iwi3ut.Mi > tf.y + m v JOHN II P LKHMNNT.tC ( ) DH3XSL & MAUL , u. ; ACOM ) 3JNDEJITAZBES I' t t r ol I > Uitl U17 rvam isreat. OrJeni by tel : olldti" ! Btut | ir > mi > > ltr Mta te > ) 'n. U. P , BAKS11Y , lullWelnltr S ! . , ( huiliu , NoU. , ( d i ej - > r * ) tin oM U I1. nOcry.lOth 81. , ) BREliD , FANCY CAKES AND PIES ' CV > tUUly on haal. Orl vr U hi tiMinntl ; ttiii ilvl a WAONK'l ' HH < - , OMAHA , NATIONAL BANK U , S. DEPOSITORY. J. H. MILLARD , President. WM. WALLACE , Cashier. Capital and Surplus , S45O.OOO. OMAHA SAFE DEPOSIT VAULTS ! * rn tiud Burglar Proof Rafnq for Unnt ivt frcm S5 to SoOpornnnnm. CJCB-r y § vi wo ' M * * " w * * ' XP " " " 103 BRADY ST. , DAVENPORT , IOWA , U. S. A. Established 1878 CftUrrh , Deaf ness , Lung and Nervous Diseases Speedily and 1 ormnnontly Cured. Pa i Oured at Homo.Vrito for "THE MEDIOAL-MISSIONAUY , " for the People , Honsultation and Correspondence Gratis. P. 0. Bos 5i02. Telephone No. HON. EDVARD RUSSELL , Postmaster , Davenport , says : "Physician ixoa aoliliy ana Marked Success. " CONGRESSMAN MURPHY , Davonto Unit : "An iifinorriMn Man. Kino Snccaia. Wonderful Ouroa. " Hour * . 8 5. I /fid I/M fin firm Ct / Oililou es furnlohail ) nUXUA lit' mi I4UH 311 1411 UQflRC M. . i iu Aoes \ UlnAHA. Nt N WORK. Columns , Pilasters , Lintels , Fencing , Cresting , Balling , Etc. . Cast , and "Wrought Iron Beams. for THE HYATT pitisaiATtc RIGHTS. THE MURRAY IRON WORKS CO. , Burlington , Iowa. THE LARGEST IRON WORKING ESTABLISHMENT IN THE STATE. SPECIAL NOTICE TO Growers of Live Stock and Others. WK CALL TOUR ATTENTION TO TLE NEW HOUSE OF CARRABRANTi COLE Fine Havana , Key West and Domestic Cigars. All Standard Brands Tobaccos. Trial Orte Solicited , Satisfaction Guarantee ! { ISO DEALERS IN TTKE MD BURGLAR PROOF y XOI30 WHOLESALE AND RLTA1L DEALER IU " "T * I M n n JJ H. & J , 3 SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOULDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , PLASTER , &C STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY. Near Union Pacific Depot , - Omaha , . Nebi TEILE , JOHN : II. R. LOCKWOOD ( formerly of Loclcwuod & Draper ) Oliica o , Man- ngor of the Ten , Cigar nnd Tobacco Departments. A full line of "nil grndfs of above ; also jn'ixjb ami tmiokeri' articles carrit-d in btot'k. Prices mid snmplf H ftirniHhed on application. O n ordern intrusted to us shall receive our careful attention , Hutisfacticn Qunrnntiiod. FOR BENWQQD NAILS AND LAFLIti & Wf/D PQWQSH M Heating and Baling 1 only nttainod by aslng * * m fol\Wi \ K ' t j fwm I BIBE Ml 6HE8 OOQH . , ; \ JSILTO.NROOJBRattaon3 ( SOCOHKOl ! T K ( STB ! & QH.VY. ) LIME AMD Office and Yard , 6th and Douglas Sts. ,