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The man was nothing but a pair of side bums, a bunch of funky rings and a quiver. MD: And a slimy soul-sucker according to the movie. Oh yeah, plus an all-around big man on cam pus who saves the universe. “Heart break Hotel” is a ragingly stupid flick that will be every Elvis fan’s precipitation dream. WR: But, a nightmare for every one else. The movie was just plain bad. I think it was supposed to be someone’s idea of a fccl-good movie, but it just didn’t work. I could have had more fun paying four dol lars and cutting my toenails. MD: The movie is like this: There’s a stupid kid named Johnny Wolfe (Charlie Schlatter) with an ugly little sister, and a stupid mom (Tuesday Weld) who’s been skank ing around the block a few times since Dad gassed it. WR: And to make matters worse, his uptight high school won’t let his band play the talent show because it’s rock n’ roll. MD: Worse yet, they look like a generic Lincoln band that lies awake and plays at Chesterfield’s all the time. It’s time for popcorn regurgita tion. WR: Mom just loves Elvis. When her no-good boyfriend beats her up Johnny decides he’s going to cheer her up by getting her a date with Elvis, who just happens to be playing in Cleveland that weekend. And what do you know? He and his band just manage to kidnap the King (David Keith, who should be ashamed of being in this movie.) MD: Elvis is such a martyr. He manages to make Mommy tearfully happy and also leach Johnny how to 1) Mow the lawn; 2) Start a motor cycle; 3) Pick up rich dames; 4) And of course, shake, rattle, and roll. Yowsers! WR: Don’t forget: he also breaks Sis from sleeping with her lights on. You know those evil slimy soul suck ers don’t stand a chance against the King. MD: My big question, William my boy, is why doesn’t Elvis have bulldog jowls like he used to? And where arc the drugs? How come he doesn’t show Johnny the wonders of mcthamphctamincs? Let’s be real, here. WR: Michael, my friend, this is supposed to be a feel-good movie. Do you really expect the audience to root for a washed-up, has-been, white-jumpsuited, lounge lizard on drugs? Of course not. MD:”Heartbreak Hotel” is not a Clint Eastwood movie. I’ve never seen such a bunch of weenies run ning around trying to act lough, espe cially Elvis. He really thinks he’s barney. Maybe he could fight in his movies, but David Keith can’t in this one. I’d like to go a couple rounds with him. WR: I’d like my money back. “Heartbreak Hotel” is just a movie for Elvis fanatics. It’s completely unreal, it’s embarrassing to sit through, and anyone who’s not psy chotic about Elvis shouldn’t get within 50 feet of it MD: I’m sorry I haven’t men tioned the acting, but the fact is, I’d better noL WR: I hated it, but I admit it could have been groovy if Sylvester Stal lone wouldYve played Elvis. 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