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‘Heartbreak Hotel’ spells vacancy
Editor’s note: “Shut Up and
Watch the Movie!” is a new fea
ture by Daily Nebraskan movie
critics Michael Deeds, a junior
news-editorial major, and William
Rudolph, a sophomore English
major.
MD: Let’s face it. Elvis is a loser.
WR: No kidding. Why don’t they
just let him die? Then movies like
“Heartbreak Hotel’’ wouldn’t exist.
What is the big deal about Elvis? The
man was nothing but a pair of side
bums, a bunch of funky rings and a
quiver.
MD: And a slimy soul-sucker
according to the movie. Oh yeah,
plus an all-around big man on cam
pus who saves the universe. “Heart
break Hotel” is a ragingly stupid
flick that will be every Elvis fan’s
precipitation dream.
WR: But, a nightmare for every
one else. The movie was just plain
bad. I think it was supposed to be
someone’s idea of a fccl-good
movie, but it just didn’t work. I could
have had more fun paying four dol
lars and cutting my toenails.
MD: The movie is like this:
There’s a stupid kid named Johnny
Wolfe (Charlie Schlatter) with an
ugly little sister, and a stupid mom
(Tuesday Weld) who’s been skank
ing around the block a few times
since Dad gassed it.
WR: And to make matters worse,
his uptight high school won’t let his
band play the talent show because
it’s rock n’ roll.
MD: Worse yet, they look like a
generic Lincoln band that lies awake
and plays at Chesterfield’s all the
time. It’s time for popcorn regurgita
tion.
WR: Mom just loves Elvis. When
her no-good boyfriend beats her up
Johnny decides he’s going to cheer
her up by getting her a date with
Elvis, who just happens to be playing
in Cleveland that weekend. And
what do you know? He and his band
just manage to kidnap the King
(David Keith, who should be
ashamed of being in this movie.)
MD: Elvis is such a martyr. He
manages to make Mommy tearfully
happy and also leach Johnny how to
1) Mow the lawn; 2) Start a motor
cycle; 3) Pick up rich dames; 4) And
of course, shake, rattle, and roll.
Yowsers!
WR: Don’t forget: he also breaks
Sis from sleeping with her lights on.
You know those evil slimy soul suck
ers don’t stand a chance against the
King.
MD: My big question, William
my boy, is why doesn’t Elvis have
bulldog jowls like he used to? And
where arc the drugs? How come he
doesn’t show Johnny the wonders of
mcthamphctamincs? Let’s be real,
here.
WR: Michael, my friend, this is
supposed to be a feel-good movie.
Do you really expect the audience to
root for a washed-up, has-been,
white-jumpsuited, lounge lizard on
drugs? Of course not.
MD:”Heartbreak Hotel” is not a
Clint Eastwood movie. I’ve never
seen such a bunch of weenies run
ning around trying to act lough, espe
cially Elvis. He really thinks he’s
barney. Maybe he could fight in his
movies, but David Keith can’t in this
one. I’d like to go a couple rounds
with him.
WR: I’d like my money back.
“Heartbreak Hotel” is just a movie
for Elvis fanatics. It’s completely
unreal, it’s embarrassing to sit
through, and anyone who’s not psy
chotic about Elvis shouldn’t get
within 50 feet of it
MD: I’m sorry I haven’t men
tioned the acting, but the fact is, I’d
better noL
WR: I hated it, but I admit it could
have been groovy if Sylvester Stal
lone wouldYve played Elvis.
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