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oUilr II illu Friday, March 15, 1963 Page 2 tDiTOKiAL t . RAM Who Says So? Keep fighting the seem ingly losing battle, RAM Council, for, perhaps, one of these first days, Prout will finish his cross-country, back-across-country, half - way-across-country train ride. We'll be willing to wait a while longer for Prout's appearance on the University campus, and we're sure that Ne braska's naked animals will not suffer any addi tional complexes before his arrival. And, the delay in Prout's appearance will provide more time for the organization of the Nebraska chapter of the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals (SINA). Didn't we hear that d.f. and v.c, president and vice president respec tively, were promoting the local organization? As yet, The Daily Ne braskan staff has not de cided whether it will be pro or con Prout's soci ety. Their editorial stand stand on this issue will, no doubt, be published in the Pink Rag. However, SINA has al ready been infiltrated in to the ranks of the Daily Nebraskan's editorial staff two card-carrying members have been ex posed. (Anyone interest ed in official member ships may consult the editor or news editor.) Even if the Crib Rats will not extend their welcome to the troops which have invaded their favorite booths, we wel c 0 m e the high school basketball fans to the campus. M. S. once wrote: "From all over the state they come with their little pompoms and leather jackets, and they pour into the Union like a tributary of the Mis sissippi River. They are all so excited about be ing here at "THE UNI VERSITY" where every thing is cool and exciting and they just love, love, love to take over the Crib and stand in the halls and give three fflfi4t$ tV 9 l"nV l - mm HERDS' AAUD IS) ti ji jh. iiatiu jn hi iinsnir nijiwii ati wriiar-saTii sifTr - imn 7l9A Daamia ?J3am UVVjJiG HIGH cheers ' for, ;. Bexatahotta High." v 'i :- H 1 Now really, M. S. Why Not? Wasn't there ever a time when you were gung-ho something? We've heard that v t h e Phi Psi piano smashing event gave others food for creativity. There's a rumor around campus that sometime this spring, crowds will gath er to witness the unstuff ing of Simmons' mat tresses. The sponsoring group, however, is NOT the Daily Nebraskan staff. We notice there is trouble with the Frater nity Managers Associa tion and that the trouble is Housemothers. The problem is probably two way, however. The IFC m i g h t ask itself have all FMA procedures and contract provisions been explained carefully with housemothers? Do they realize they are bound by contracts and cannot pull out, legally, without notification to proper people? This one unit, FMA, could save fraternities thousands of dollars each year But it probably will take more coopera tion from the housemoth ers, and more communi cation from the IFC FMA. Fraternities have been a bit 'ticked" over the LOOK article. Some have felt the writer didn't know the full story, or if he did, that he failed to present it completely. It is interesting to note that he had been invited to Greek Week and turned down the offer. Maybe those houses with "constructive" help-hell-or what-ever-you-call-em's would come to de fense with complete ar ticles about how con structive they really are. They could be examples to the rest of the sys tem, and maybe even 1 11 1 ITjVJ rr -ffTri- Trrr,iirir,-i-- "-rr rmrimmMr0mwjin9iymnttmiiiici fnr f- - - That's Who! I force them to work out the kinks. How about it, Fijis, Betas, Sig Nus, others??? And then there are all of the sorority sweeties who will be sporting their new shiny pins this weekend. Informally they will be playing games which would probably even make Dean Helen unhappy. " Oh, well, what's wrong with one weekend of c 0 m p lete, unadulterated smut. Helps eliminate nai vete and AWS. We asked the Daily Nebraskan staff why the J-walking problem on 14th Street hasn't been treated editorially. The staff members agreed that a problem does exist, but they didn't feel that they could 'preach from the pulpit of edito rialization' after they as signed their photograph er to take pictures while standing in the middle of the street in question. They added' that g. 1., as usual, was oblivious of any problem; hence, he refused to vote on edito rial coverage. Have you seen the i RAM - GRAM v"B itch- j board," comparable with j LJ's Campus Forum? We j see that the men in Sel- lect are contemplating a j revolt because music was too fast at the last i Selleck Dance. Maybe j dancing is cyclical and ! we are returning to the I two-step and Charleston. I I Indications are that the ; State will pass the stif- I fened Liquor laws could I put a bind into some of the woodsies and week- ends. Maybe a few social j Activities will have to be I reoriented or made of age. Pickets, anyone? ' j Look high, look low, but watch what you do . ... or the Boogie Men may write about you ... I b.m. l" V'.K; YOUR. EVEf To Chicken Little . . Dear Chicken Little, I This "over-a n x i 0 u s mother hen" is not so concerned about getting her MRS. degree as you may think. Nor does she believe the sky is falling on her. I ask you to show me the "aesthetic pleasures of the suave collegiate man on campus" which you obviously consider yourself to be pleasures which, no doubt, include weekend beer blasts and , all-night poker games. V Is it not true that being "fancy free and foot loose" has become a stat us symbol among your coherts? Is it not true that to be a big man you date as many girls as possible? Is it not true that you would rather go through another fraternity hell week than admit you had succumbed to the cunning charms of a "Pin-Grabber?" Are you afraid that you might loose some of your masculine virility by be ing tied down to a mother hen? Are you afraid that this bond might hamper your extra-curricular ac tivities at the Grill? Are you afraid that you might be tricked into something you don't want? Are you afraid of NU Coeds? A CHICK Daily Nebraskan SEVENTY -SECOND YEAR OF PUBLICATION Telephone 477-8711, ext. 2588, 2589, 2590 Member Associated Col legiate Press, Internation al Press Representative, National Advertising Service, Incorporated. Published at: Room 51, Student Union, Lincoln 8, Nebraska. Entered aa secant elan mailer, mlarr at tba oat afflce la Unroln. Nebraaka. The ail Nebraskan la published Mondaai Wednesday. Thursday and Friday during th school year, ti er Dt .vacations and exam periods, and oaea during Aaiust by student of the University of. Nebraska under the authorisation el tbe Committee en Student Affaire as an exvreaalon ef student opinion. Publication an der the Jurisdiction ef the subcom mittee en Student Publications shall be free from editorial censorship on the part of tbe subcommittee or en the part ef any person outside tbe University. Tbe members of the Dally Nebraskan staff are person ally responsible lor what they aay mr do er cause to be printed -5a And it was written that once in the land of NU the people were in a state of confusion and disorder. This sorry condition was created as a result of a great struggle - between two factions which prayed to the god Learning. And this condition resulted thusly : Now it seems that many years after the creation, some of the people of NU became dissatisfied with the way that the god Learning was worshipped. They realized he was a jealous god and extreme ly demanding but thought his. character was one which desired sacrifices on other altars besides those at the temple of Academics. So these peo ple erected the temples of Socials and Activities. Socials was a beautiful temple. It was made of destroyed Frustrations, tempered Nerves, and burned Tensions, with doors of painted Week ends and surrounded by p i 1 1 a r s of Relaxations. The people of NU were immediately impressed by this handsome structure and most of them felt . that Learning would be similarly impressed and would want the people to pray at this temple some times. The other temple, Ac tivities, was built of Lead4 ership stone. .Now this . temple was designed with three wings; one called Governmentius, and the last called Commoninter estus. Within each of these wings were many altars at which the peo ple, could make their sac rifices. Examples of such altars were: Studentcoun c i 1 u s, Kosmttklubus, Blockbridlus Pixius, and others. And the people saw this temple Activities and were impressed. Many began to worship at this building. Soon the people became dissatisfied with this temple because there were not enough altars at which to pray. 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