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i 41 TEE LAW IN THE CASE. IfW'u.sSo Plain ami Simple Tlint There AViim Nn Need (if nn Appeal. The man in tlie southwest had stolen the horse beyond the net adventure of a doubt, foi he luul been taken with the hoi be under him and the owncr'n name was on the blanket. Under the circumstances he (liotild have been thankful that he had been granted cen ho much as a tiial by a judge on a hOiij) bos, because many Mich of feudeiH, with lar less evidence of guilt, had been swung up to the neatest Iclcgwipli polo on night. Hut this one had had a trial and the verdict had been duly announced. t "Gents," remarked the judge, who waR.it tiled in n red flannel shirt and sand-colored pantaloons, "take the piisoner." The eager crowd made a rush for him, when a lawyer from the effeto east, who was pres ent by the meiest accident, shouted to the judge: "Stop this business. You are acting con trary to the law." The judge, being a good-natured fellow and n gentleman by instinct, stopped it as ie quested. "What's that the gent nys?" he asked. "This niocedttre is contraiy to the law," replied the lawyer. ''What law?" said the judge, in surprise. 'The accepted law 01 trie land. "I reckon not," smiled the judge. "Hut 1 tell jou it is," pcMisted (he law yer, "Aw. co i.mzlo voursolf." evelaimed the judge "Don't I know law? Law is untie of action prescribing what is right and pro hibiting what is wrong. Now, mister." and he continued in n les friendly tone, "if you nir tcady to tell these bete gents that it is wrong to hang a man fer boss ste.ilin' you have got the pcrmNsion of the court to do it, but the court ain't goin' to be responsible fer what happens to a man with them sen torments." The crowd assented to this ptoposition with a shout of admiration for the judge, and the legal luminary from the east with drew with more or less precipitance. Wash ington Star. The Death Hate. Wlnle it is quite tiue that the proportion of deaths fioui makuia as uu immediate cause is proportionally small as cited in an nual mortuaty statistics, yet physicians aie thoroughly convinced that it causes maladies of a fatal chaiacter, and begets dangeious nervous prostiation. This malady is eradi cated and prevented by Uostetter's Stom ach Hitters, which also cuies biliousness, constipation, rheumatism and dyspepsia. l'cople Ijlkc IIIkIi Connections. People will uhvuy& trace good traits in their relatives even if they won't the bad ones. Washington (la.) Dcnioctat. 111m Statu. Mis. IToon What an imposing appear ance your fiicnd I'uftington has, to be sine! Old Iloon Oh, ,cs! he's a boin colonel, if ever a man was! Puck. Well and Strong Norvouo Spoils and That Tirod Fooling Curod by Hood's. "My health was oty poor. 1 had ner vous spells and did not sleep well at night. When 1 aiose in the morning I was tired and exhausted and did not feel any more rested than when I rctiied at night. I knew I needed a medicine to build me up, and I concluded to take llood'b Sarsapa rilla. After the first bottle had been taken I felt so much bettci that 1 piocured five more. I am now taking the last one, and I have not felt as well and strong for years " II P .Iont.s, 2 IS C Mill bury St , Kokomo, Indiana Remember Hood's SarsapariBla Is America's Greatest Medicine. Sold by all druggists $1; six for 35 Get only Hood's HnnrPc D; lie lire the onl pills to take 11UUU I Ill with Hood .sSnrsap.irllla. j;Try Grain0! TryQrainOS I Ask you Grocer to-day to show you 2 a package of Git AIN-O, tho now food drink that takes tho placo of coffoo. Tho childron may drink it without J injury as well as tho adult. All who try it, liko it. GRAIN-0 has that X rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is inado from puro grains, and tho mostdelieato stomach rocoives it without distress. tho prico of coffee. 15 cents nnd 25 cents per package. Sold by ull grocers. Tastes like Coffee Looks like Coffee Insist that yosr grocir gives you GRAIN-0 Accept no imitation. $e46$090$0$44t4$$4&6$ M fc ai E The Dest Saddle Coat. . 1LICKE1 Keens both rlJoranJ saddle rcr- fctly dry In the hardest storms. Substitutes wllldlsappolnt. Aik for 1897 Fish Brand I'ommel Slicker it Is ontlrely new If not for sale In jour town, writo ror cataioguo to A.J. luwtK, uosion, aiqss Allen' (Jlccrlun Halie Is tho only Mire euro In tho world for iluoiile litem, lloau IMccii, Krrot'iiloni I'leci. Vailcnno fleer, White, tiw rlllnir, KV S01 ex, and 111! Old Norr. It never falls Dr.iuHdiitu.l noifcon Sivi".i!Xicti.oniul Miltcrlng. ('nn1. ihtiii im nt lli'st Milw lur llnll. CarliuiiclcK. l'llei., Halt Klieiint, Iturim i'al unit till I'l exli WmiliiU, 1 mull Mimll ,ilc Inrn', Bio Hook free .1 I AI.I.I'.N. JIKIIKI.M! co., Nt. I'uiii, mtnii. Hunt ii ii uu'uuu. WELL MAOHINItRY AVrltc uu about It. i.oijii4 Ju M'iiA:,, Tirn.N, 01110. GUSSIE GIVES IT UP. Tim StiMitnt-r wltli Ammunition itml Aran fur IiiHiirgent Unnttlo to ICfTcct a Landing. Kky Wi:st, Flu., May 1. The steam er Gnssie, which left Tampa, Flu., May 10 with two companies of tho First in fantry on board, in charge of 7,000 rifles and 200,000 rounds of ammunition in tended for the insurgents in the province of Plnnrdel Rio, remained off the coast of Cuba Thursday, Friday and Saturday, convoyed by the aux iliary gunboat Manning, In a vain at tempt to land her cargo, dipt. .1. II. Dorst headed tho expedition which re turned here yesterday. Her command er, who appeared to be much crest fallen, having failed to accomplish the mission intrusted to him, admitted tho failure, saying the Gussle would return to Tampa, Fin. CapU Dorst is convinced that the Spaniards imvu a good system of communication along the coast and that they can quickly raise enough troops to prevent the landing of a small force, such as the one he commanded, and the cap tain believes the only way arms and ammunition can be sent to the insur gents is to land them under cover of warships with guns suilleient to beat oil' any attack. Then, he adds, tho arms and ammunition should be con veyed inland by United States soldiers. EDWARD REMENJI DEAD. Tho Great VIollnlHt Kxplrcs on 11 Sun I'ran- tivo Stage After Kespondlng to 11 a Km ore. San Fiiancisco, May 10. Edward Remcnyi, who has held royalty en chanted and has enthralled fashiona ble audiences all over the world, fell dead yesterday afternoon at the Or pheum theater H this city. He had played two or three classical pieces and had answered to an encore with the familiar "Old Glory." Uemenyi played as if inspired. It seemed as if ho knew this was to be the culmina tion of his career, and as if he had de termined that his final appearance should mark his greatest triumph. He rose to the occasion magnificently, and his 11,000 auditors, as Uemenyi ap proached his climax, literally rose with him, leaving their seats in their excitement, completely carried away by his achievement. When the music ceased, the house was swept with a wild torrent of bravos. Hardly had the deafening applause ceased when Romenyi fell forward on the stage, a victim of heart disease. One of the musicians caught him just before he touched the floor and prevented him from rolling off the stage. Physicians worked upon him for some time, but to no avail. Uemenyi was born in Hungary 01 years ago. AMERICANS DENOUNCED. Havana Clergy Censure Our Navy Coin- iniiudcri for llmiilmrdlng DeteiiHolem Tiiwiih Without Glilng Notice. Havana, May 10. In all the pulpits yesterday the American practice of bombarding defenseless towns "with out previous notification" wns severely censured. Those who administered the rebuke said towns ought not to be bombarded solely to destroy property or to kill people or for mere pleasure, and pointed out that, in tho interests, of humanity, in ternational law had provided that towns must not be bombarded until the forces of tho attacking party were ready and in condition to assault and take the towns. In political cir cles It is said that the Americans, while pretending that they do not wish (tbo reconeentrados to die of starvation, are nevertheless ready to kill over 1,000,000 people by their blockade. SimnlunU Vvnr a l'lglit. Xi:w Yohk, May 10. A dispatch to the New York World from Cadiz savs: The.Spanlshnav.il authoiiltcs aro devoutly pricing that Adm Cei era's squadron tho Capo Vcrdo licet will aold a light with tho superior forco under Adm Snmpson They lament bec.iuso tlioso four ilrst-class armored cruisers (Alinlianto Oqucndo. Vi caja. Infanta Maria Tcres.i and Cristobal Colon) and three torpedo bo.it destrojers (I'uror. Terror and I'luton) were not ordered to Join tho roscrvo tleet nt Cadiz, if tho govern ment hesitated in sending them to make a dash for some noith American point and then wheel back to Spain, thus paiahzlng tho American defmsHo operations about Cuba and Porto Jilco IMiiiik for New WurHlilps Adwinced. A Asiu.NCiio.N, May 10. The attention of the naval board of construction is now exclusively devoted to the work of expediting tho plans and designs for the large number of war vessels authorized by tins last annual naval appropriation bill. The four monitors, for winch provision was made, will bo the first of tho large type built and the plans have so far advanced that a cir cular will bo issued shortly asking bidders to submit proposals for un dertaking the work. Spaaltli Cabinet Oult. Madimd, May 10. All the members of the Spanish cabinet have resigned. Seuor Sagasta will communicate the situation to the queen regent, who will entrust him with the task of forming a new ministry. It is oillcially denied that tho cabinet changes are connected with a peace movement. On tho con trary it is declared that Premier Sa gasta's ministry, when tho new cabi net is formed, will continue to prose cute the war with the full resources of the country. A FLAG OF TRUCE. Ono Now flouting Over Manila !!R,003 lU-gutiir anil 100,000 Volunteer Spanish .soldier There. London, May 111. The- Hong Kong correspondent of tho Dally Mall says: The Spnnlnrds nt Manila aro Incensed ngalnst the llrilisli because It bellecd that tho lis meruldii piloted tho Americans into tho bay. It Is feared tlmt the Spanish soldiers, who nrc unpaid, will attack tho Ilrltlsli factories. The Hrltlsh gunboat Linnet brought from Mnntln both tho Spanish and American malls. The Spanish authorities and Adm. Dowoy liuo been equally courteous in permit ting communication with tho land and sanctioning tho forwarding of let ters nnd documents by any and all means which offered theinselcs. Hut tho Spaniards have made up their minds to hold out to tho last. They are in a position to glo tho Amor leans a deal of trouble. There are W,00C Spanish soldiers In tho garrison nt Manila nnd 100,000 0lt111tecrs enrolled. Scores ol coasting stcniners aro imprisoned on the river lastg, w hioh Is blocked at tho mouth by a sunken schooner. A (lag of truco Is Hying over Manila and tho people aro allowed to pro ceed freelv to and from tho ships in the harbor. Tho Ainerlcnns aro on duty night nnd day, on the lookout for bo.its which etuleaor to run tho blockade with food supplies Tho hospital Is supported by Americans. The Sp iiilards arc boasting that tho battleship l'elajo Is coming nnd will demolish tho Amci leans In ton min utes A STRICTLY POPULAR LOAN. ir CongrcH-t Authorizes It, ItniitM Will Mr iNsueil In tii" Amounts 00,01)0 Agen cies Cor Tliulrhiilii ta Hi) KHtiihllAhod. Washing ion, May IK. The treasury department is in thorough accord with the apparent sentiment of tho country that the bond Issue, If congress au thorizes one, shall bo a popular loan In every sense. There will be no syn dicate operations. It is proposed to have a perfectly straightforward, simple and easily understood sys tem In disposing of the bonds, which will permit every person in the country who has S.5 or more to make an investment in the loan. Never before in tho history of the country and probably In the history of any other country, have such com prehensive plans for offering an issue of securities to the whole people been worked out. Assistant Secretary Van dcrlip, who has direct charge of tho matter has already in hand plans which will result, if congress author izes the loan, in establishing over 00, 000 agencies for the disposal of the bonds. QUEEN VICTORIA'S ADVICE. FerHoinilly Appeal ta tho Onei 11 Regent to Stop tliu War anil Protect Young AlfniiHo'H InterestH. Ni:w Yoiuc, May 13. A dispatch to the World from London says: Some doubt is expressed here whether tho Capo Verde squadron has returned to duliz, especially in view of the fact that the report was issued just about the time when the squadron was duo at the West Indies, if steaming slowly to economize coal. It is rumored in well-informed cirelos here that Queen Victoria has personally appealed to the queen regent to sue for peace on the ground that the longer war con tinues the more her son's prospects will be jeopardized. There is a gen eral feeling here now and on the con tinent also that a continuance of war by Spain would bo nothing short of criminal lunacy, but it is clearly un derstood that the European powers will not intervene unless they aro in vited by Spain and on conditions ac ceptable to the United States. TO DESTROY ALL VESSELS. A1I111. DiiHcy W 111 Nat I.eio Aa .Spanish CuiibiiatH In AHlntlii Wuter-H IT llu Can Cut at '1 hem. Xi:v Yohk, May 13. A dispatch to tho New York Herald from Washing ton .says: There is reason to believe that the further instructions sent to Hear Admiral Dowey via the dispatch boat MeCulloch, which returned to Manila from Hong Kong, required him Immediately to destroy any other vessels or fortifications which Spain has in the Philippines. "You must capture vessels or destroy them." was the directions given to Rear Admiral Dewey before the battle of Manila bay. These instructions were due to the desire of tho authorities to remove from the Pacific tho Spanish fleet and thus prevent the cneniv from harass ing American commerce in these wa ters. It is doubly necessary that it should be carried out to the letter, in view of the fact that troops will bo sent to the Philippines, with perhaps the Hennington as their only convoy. TO DESTROY THE DYNASTY. Winter, Itoliledo nail C'nrlNt and Ititinli- llena Lenders Aro Plotting to Itrlng na a Kuvolt In Siiiin. Ni.w Yohk, May 1!I. A dispatch from Madrid says: Wejlor. Itoliledo and the Parllst and repub lican leaders luo now deliberately set about tolulng on a revolt In sjiilu and tliatorv soon '1 hoy lire plotting m innately and wltli different objetls in io, but thej aie working Incessantly for a common 1 ml tho destruction of the existing government root and branch Those, nrcn conspirators havo Just adopted 11 now lino of policy They lime decided to oftor iimoiiilineiiis to cervblll in the corlcs providing wus and means for earning on the war mid to opposo every lin.inclal meas ure coming from the ministry. Their purposo in adopting this policy of obstruction is to pro long tho deadlock in p.uliament, giving oppor tunity for tho anarchists and tho starving to riot, anil for other manifestations of popular illscoutent to cie.ite such an liillamuiablo con dition of iilTairt throughout tho kingdom that nows of tho next Spanish rowirso shall cause tn explosion. Woyler and Koblodo oxpoet then u uilltary dictatorship hooded by vVcylor. A FRIEND'S ADVICE. And what It Is not n common occurence that n friendly wot a nhould be the mentis of giv ing nearly forty years of happiness and health to toe person needing 111c mivicc 11 carried This was the case with Mary I.lugnrd. At twenty-five she wns dragging outlier days In ttilHcty. At sixty. one she finds herself so active and strong she can do work that would shame many 11 younger woman, and looks back on thlrty.sK happy, healthful years of Industry. Hut let her tell her story: "Thirty-nix yenrs ago I had grcnl trouble with iny'llver. The doctors nllowed that there were tumors growing on it, nnd they blistered my side In an court to give mc relief. I was nt that time earning; my living; as n tallorcss, but for five yenrs, between the pa In in my side and the blisters I was in constant misery, nnd work wns a drag to me, with no prospect of relief: fortunately for mc, however, 11 friend advised me to take Dr. Ayer's Stir aapnrilla, and filially persuaded mc totako n regular course of it. When I first com mciiced taking the Sarmparllla irty side was so pnluful that I could not fasten my dress, and for n time I did not get nny relief, but mv friend advised mc to per severe nnd relief wns sure to come, ntul come It did. This hnppcncd, nn I say, thirty-six yenrs ago. My liver hns never troubled me since, and during these years I have passed through the most critical period of a woman's life without any par ticular trouble, and to-day, at sixty. one yenrs of ngc, I am nctle nnd strong, and able to do 11 day's work that would upset On (lie .Safe Sltlc. "Doc," Fnid a man who had approached one of the surgeons of the rccnutinn stations, " wish you'd examine me and see if I'm eli gible for enlistment " "Vou must file your application in the icp alar way with the oilicer in ehuige," leplied thesuigeon. "I haven't time to do that just now," the stumper replied. "Whv can't vou take a look at me and see what mv chances me. nnvwav? It's veiy iiupoittitit Hint 1 nhould Know. "Well, take off your coat and vest, and let me listen to vour lieait the fust thing." The examination was veiy shott. "Ah." said the Hiugeon, after he had lis tened for a moment, "Iheie isn't anv use go ing on in vour rase. You'll never do. Wnv, vou might alinont as well have no hen tat ill." "Ilurinh for war!" veiled the man who had been tejeiled. as he pulled on his eo.it nnd huriied into the stieet. "War! War! War! Down with the row.iuls who don't want blood! llutiah for the oiush of mat ter and the wicek of woi Ids! "Cleveland Leader. Devious DelliilUniiM. Monkey The possible Key to mini's origin. Tens The lain of woman's sot rows and jo Wind Something that makes a bicycle pneumatically titcd. Pity A fellow-feeling that is loo often Mibstitutcd for chin ity. Ttoubk Something that can be borrowed without hceuiity or interest. Hgotiht A man who imagines the world can't, ret. ulonir without, liim. Liberty The police couit judge's equiva lent for $10 or ten days. Intoxicology The science that treats of very slow but sine poisons. IndifTeience A man's lcgaid for lo-mor-row's bicakfast just aftei eating to-day's dinner. Chicago Evening News. A Flow of I.nniiuiKe. A well-known public lecturer is fond of telling how he was once int induced to an ludience by a man manifestly unaccustomed to pei forming duties of that sot t. Stepping to the front of the platform befnie the huge iiidience, he said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have with us this pening Pi of Wnnk, who, I understand has a finer flow of Ian Ztinge than T have, therefore T will not ron inue my remarks, hut will iirIc thopiofessor to come forwaid and consume the time." And he sat down, having quite exhausted his own "(low of language" and leaving tho professor to begin as best he could after such 1 dazing inliodtiction. Detroit Free Press. . -- ! Wooley "Sinitheih tajs he makes no ac quaintances among medical students." Kottou "Wiij not.'" Wooley-"lie s.ijb he's ufiaul thei'll cut linn dead." lto.xbuiy Uiuctte. TRIALS OF SALESWOMEN.' '' Mrs. Pinkham Says Standing Still is Ono of Woman's Most Trying Tasks. ITavc you ever thought why it is that so many women or girls rather walk for an hour than stand still for ten minutes V It is because most women sufler fromsomo derangement of their delicate organism, the discomfort from which is less trying when they are in motion than when standing. So serious aro these troubles and bo dangerous to health that the laws In home states com pel employers to provide resting places for their female employees. Hut no amount of law can regulate the hard tasks of these women. Cus tomers are exacting, and expect tho saleslady to be always cheerful and pleasant. How can a girl be cheerful when her hack is sailed by lassitude and hearing ter how sweet tempered she Is way under the pain after awhile, want cross and snappy sale.swo important capital, and no wno can he If vou are ill or suffering, write Lynn, Mass., and tell her all about VuutaJiUWjiJM iler; she has heard it many thousand times and will know just what yon need. Without doubt, Lydiu E. Pinhham's Vegetable Compound will help you, it has done such wonderful things for Buffering women. Do not hesitate to xvritelier all the little things that make you feel miserable. Your letter will not he seen by any man, and Mrs. Pinkhara's advice will cost you nothing. Read this letter from Mrs. MAnaAitKT Andukson, 4011 Lisbon St., Lewis ton, Me. "Di:ah Mhs. Pinkham: For years I had suffered with painful menstruation every month. At the beginning of menstruation it was impossible for wo to. stand up for more than five minutes, I felt so miserable. One day a little book of Mrs. Pinkhain's was thrown into my house, and I sat right down nniU read it. I then got some of Lydia 13. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills. "I can heartily say that to-day I feel like a new woman; my monthly Buffering is a thing of the past. I shall always praise tho Vegetable Compound for what it has clone for me." AsK Mrs. Plnklmm's Advlce-A Woman Best Understands a Woman's Ilii' it led to. many a younger womnn. Ever since my recovery I have taken a couple of liotllcs. of Dr. Ayet's Santaim.'llln each spring, nnili nut (litltc satisfied that I owe my poodi health to this treatment. I give this testi monial purely in the hope that it may meet the eye of some poor suffcrci." Maky LinoakI), Woodstock, Out. Dr. Ayer's Snrsaparllln has won Its rray to every corner ol the world by the praise of Its friends; those who hnvc tried it nail who know they were cured by the use ol the remedy. Theic is nothing so stronjr its this personal testimony. It thrown nil theories nnd fancies to the winds niul stands solidly upon the rock of ex perl, citcc challenging every skeptic with n positive "J know." Ayer's Snrsnpntllln with Its purifying ntul vitalizing action on the blood is a liidicul remedy for every form of discnc that htgins In tnlntcdor impure blood. Hence tumors, notes, ulcers, bolls, eruptions nnd slinllnr dis eases yield promptly to this medicine, home cases arc more stubborn than others, but persistence with Dr. Ayer's Saisnpn r 11 lit usually results in n complete cure. Mary Mugiird began with n bottle, anil went on ton course of Dr. Ayer's Sutsnpa rllln. When she wna cured she renllrcil that a medicine that could cure disease could nltio prevent it. So she took a couple of bottles each spring nnd kept in perfect health. There nrc thousands ol similar cases on record. Home of these are gnthcrcd Into Dr. Avcr's Curebook.n little book of too pages which Is sent tree by the J. C. Aycr Co., I.owcll, Mass. Write for il. CARAMELS. The SutM-t biitlNfiiolion 11 Wnmnn Finds in Comiuvrliii; Ttlaacii- llne Hearts. "And do you ever have buch momenta?' she asked. "Yes," he replied, "nitiny of thorn." "You aie young, jou have genitm, yon have many ftieuds who expect great tlimgn of j 011. Why should you ever have :i dreary moment?" He tinned an cat nest look upon her, anil she net nutted her long cm ling bus lieu to blush her theeks. "Need I tell you why?" ho nsVcd, in tienibling tones. She did not answer. "If I hail been peiiniltcd to know nnm one, befote it was too late," he ent on, "life could have held 110 drcai v momenta for me. If I dated now to ask lor the lovo of some one who has given herself to an other, Heaven would open to me. If 1 dared -if I daicd " lie hesitated. She arose and smiled sadly as they patted. That night she sat alone and held her minor in her hands for a long, lone tiino. And theie was a feeling ol satisfaction in her heui t as she contemplated her beauty. Cleveland Lender. Shot tlii "Way the I)u- Crimea The other day Ole Hanson had trouble with a bellicose dog that belonged to bis neighbor, a ItusHian by the uameufllavva Dicnkovithkey. The Swede shot the iIor an soon as he dihcoeied that he was not fiicndly to him, and the sequel found lodg ing in a justice's torn t. When Ole iras pro pounded inetiogatoiieH by the attorney lor the piohceution lie evidenced a seii.se of jus tice in f laming leplics that is uroly wit-nesi-cd. "What soit of a gun did you have, -Mr. ll.tiiKon?" inquited the attorney. "I's var two-hole shotgun." "Double-ban el?" "Yas, das et." "Well, don't you think you could have stated linn away.'" "Ave might ef aye had not banc ware so Ink (leckens nmcMil." "Whv didn't you take the other end or the gun and Mine him away?" "Vul, master lawyer, vy dedn t do dog; com foi nine odei end fust ef hoe vant to do del vny?" , . ., , The lawyer is still wondering if tncro wasn't extenuating eiieumstanccu connected with the shooting. -Denver Tunes. "I don't think Hint young man w?io come to see mi will eei set any pint of tlictrorlil on Inc." "Uh! well, you can't tell, papa; jou know lie smokes ugiu cites." Yonkcra Statesman. aching-, whensheisn down pains? Noraat- naturally, her nerves givo Employers, however, don't men. Uliccrtuincss as very amiable when racked with pain, without delay to Mrs. Pinlchaui, at. yourself. Your story will not he new to iPl? v52t I AHKHIK. wbbl .1 Tf