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TEE LAW IN THE CASE.
IfW'u.sSo Plain ami Simple Tlint There
AViim Nn Need (if nn
Appeal.
The man in tlie southwest had stolen the
horse beyond the net adventure of a doubt,
foi he luul been taken with the hoi be under
him and the owncr'n name was on the
blanket. Under the circumstances he
(liotild have been thankful that he had
been granted cen ho much as a tiial by a
judge on a hOiij) bos, because many Mich of
feudeiH, with lar less evidence of guilt, had
been swung up to the neatest Iclcgwipli polo
on night. Hut this one had had a trial and
the verdict had been duly announced.
t "Gents," remarked the judge, who waR.it
tiled in n red flannel shirt and sand-colored
pantaloons, "take the piisoner."
The eager crowd made a rush for him, when
a lawyer from the effeto east, who was pres
ent by the meiest accident, shouted to the
judge:
"Stop this business. You are acting con
trary to the law."
The judge, being a good-natured fellow and
n gentleman by instinct, stopped it as ie
quested. "What's that the gent nys?" he asked.
"This niocedttre is contraiy to the law,"
replied the lawyer.
''What law?" said the judge, in surprise.
'The accepted law 01 trie land.
"I reckon not," smiled the judge.
"Hut 1 tell jou it is," pcMisted (he
law
yer,
"Aw. co i.mzlo voursolf." evelaimed the
judge "Don't I know law? Law is untie
of action prescribing what is right and pro
hibiting what is wrong. Now, mister." and
he continued in n les friendly tone, "if you
nir tcady to tell these bete gents that it is
wrong to hang a man fer boss ste.ilin' you
have got the pcrmNsion of the court to do it,
but the court ain't goin' to be responsible
fer what happens to a man with them sen
torments." The crowd assented to this ptoposition
with a shout of admiration for the judge,
and the legal luminary from the east with
drew with more or less precipitance. Wash
ington Star.
The Death Hate.
Wlnle it is quite tiue that the proportion
of deaths fioui makuia as uu immediate
cause is proportionally small as cited in an
nual mortuaty statistics, yet physicians aie
thoroughly convinced that it causes maladies
of a fatal chaiacter, and begets dangeious
nervous prostiation. This malady is eradi
cated and prevented by Uostetter's Stom
ach Hitters, which also cuies biliousness,
constipation, rheumatism and dyspepsia.
l'cople Ijlkc IIIkIi Connections.
People will uhvuy& trace good traits in
their relatives even if they won't the bad
ones. Washington (la.) Dcnioctat.
111m Statu.
Mis. IToon What an imposing appear
ance your fiicnd I'uftington has, to be sine!
Old Iloon Oh, ,cs! he's a boin colonel, if
ever a man was! Puck.
Well and Strong
Norvouo Spoils and That Tirod
Fooling Curod by Hood's.
"My health was oty poor. 1 had ner
vous spells and did not sleep well at night.
When 1 aiose in the morning I was tired
and exhausted and did not feel any more
rested than when I rctiied at night. I
knew I needed a medicine to build me up,
and I concluded to take llood'b Sarsapa
rilla. After the first bottle had been
taken I felt so much bettci that 1 piocured
five more. I am now taking the last one,
and I have not felt as well and strong for
years " II P .Iont.s, 2 IS C Mill bury St ,
Kokomo, Indiana Remember
Hood's SarsapariBla
Is America's Greatest Medicine. Sold by all
druggists $1; six for 35 Get only Hood's
HnnrPc D; lie lire the onl pills to take
11UUU I Ill with Hood .sSnrsap.irllla.
j;Try Grain0!
TryQrainOS I
Ask you Grocer to-day to show you 2
a package of Git AIN-O, tho now food
drink that takes tho placo of coffoo.
Tho childron may drink it without J
injury as well as tho adult. All who
try it, liko it. GRAIN-0 has that X
rich seal brown of Mocha or Java,
but it is inado from puro grains, and
tho mostdelieato stomach rocoives it
without distress. tho prico of coffee.
15 cents nnd 25 cents per package.
Sold by ull grocers.
Tastes like Coffee
Looks like Coffee
Insist that yosr grocir gives you GRAIN-0
Accept no imitation.
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The Dest
Saddle Coat. .
1LICKE1
Keens both rlJoranJ saddle rcr-
fctly dry In the hardest storms.
Substitutes wllldlsappolnt. Aik for
1897 Fish Brand I'ommel Slicker
it Is ontlrely new If not for sale In
jour town, writo ror cataioguo to
A.J. luwtK, uosion, aiqss
Allen' (Jlccrlun Halie Is tho only Mire euro In
tho world for iluoiile litem, lloau IMccii,
Krrot'iiloni I'leci. Vailcnno fleer, White,
tiw rlllnir, KV S01 ex, and 111! Old Norr. It
never falls Dr.iuHdiitu.l noifcon Sivi".i!Xicti.oniul
Miltcrlng. ('nn1. ihtiii im nt lli'st Milw lur llnll.
CarliuiiclcK. l'llei., Halt Klieiint, Iturim i'al
unit till I'l exli WmiliiU, 1 mull Mimll ,ilc Inrn',
Bio Hook free .1 I AI.I.I'.N. JIKIIKI.M!
co., Nt. I'uiii, mtnii. Hunt ii ii uu'uuu.
WELL
MAOHINItRY AVrltc uu about It.
i.oijii4 Ju M'iiA:,, Tirn.N, 01110.
GUSSIE GIVES IT UP.
Tim StiMitnt-r wltli Ammunition itml Aran
fur IiiHiirgent Unnttlo to ICfTcct
a Landing.
Kky Wi:st, Flu., May 1. The steam
er Gnssie, which left Tampa, Flu., May
10 with two companies of tho First in
fantry on board, in charge of 7,000 rifles
and 200,000 rounds of ammunition in
tended for the insurgents in the
province of Plnnrdel Rio, remained off
the coast of Cuba Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, convoyed by the aux
iliary gunboat Manning, In a vain at
tempt to land her cargo, dipt. .1. II.
Dorst headed tho expedition which re
turned here yesterday. Her command
er, who appeared to be much crest
fallen, having failed to accomplish
the mission intrusted to him, admitted
tho failure, saying the Gussle would
return to Tampa, Fin. CapU Dorst
is convinced that the Spaniards imvu
a good system of communication
along the coast and that they can
quickly raise enough troops to prevent
the landing of a small force, such as
the one he commanded, and the cap
tain believes the only way arms and
ammunition can be sent to the insur
gents is to land them under cover of
warships with guns suilleient to beat
oil' any attack. Then, he adds, tho
arms and ammunition should be con
veyed inland by United States soldiers.
EDWARD REMENJI DEAD.
Tho Great VIollnlHt Kxplrcs on 11 Sun I'ran-
tivo Stage After Kespondlng to
11 a Km ore.
San Fiiancisco, May 10. Edward
Remcnyi, who has held royalty en
chanted and has enthralled fashiona
ble audiences all over the world, fell
dead yesterday afternoon at the Or
pheum theater H this city. He had
played two or three classical pieces
and had answered to an encore with
the familiar "Old Glory." Uemenyi
played as if inspired. It seemed as if
ho knew this was to be the culmina
tion of his career, and as if he had de
termined that his final appearance
should mark his greatest triumph. He
rose to the occasion magnificently, and
his 11,000 auditors, as Uemenyi ap
proached his climax, literally rose
with him, leaving their seats in their
excitement, completely carried away
by his achievement. When the music
ceased, the house was swept with a
wild torrent of bravos. Hardly had
the deafening applause ceased when
Romenyi fell forward on the stage, a
victim of heart disease. One of the
musicians caught him just before he
touched the floor and prevented him
from rolling off the stage. Physicians
worked upon him for some time, but
to no avail. Uemenyi was born in
Hungary 01 years ago.
AMERICANS DENOUNCED.
Havana Clergy Censure Our Navy Coin-
iniiudcri for llmiilmrdlng DeteiiHolem
Tiiwiih Without Glilng Notice.
Havana, May 10. In all the pulpits
yesterday the American practice of
bombarding defenseless towns "with
out previous notification" wns severely
censured. Those who administered
the rebuke said towns ought not to be
bombarded solely to destroy property
or to kill people or for mere
pleasure, and pointed out that,
in tho interests, of humanity, in
ternational law had provided that
towns must not be bombarded until
the forces of tho attacking party
were ready and in condition to assault
and take the towns. In political cir
cles It is said that the Americans,
while pretending that they do not
wish (tbo reconeentrados to die of
starvation, are nevertheless ready to
kill over 1,000,000 people by their
blockade.
SimnlunU Vvnr a l'lglit.
Xi:w Yohk, May 10. A dispatch to
the New York World from Cadiz savs:
The.Spanlshnav.il authoiiltcs aro devoutly
pricing that Adm Cei era's squadron tho
Capo Vcrdo licet will aold a light with
tho superior forco under Adm Snmpson
They lament bec.iuso tlioso four ilrst-class
armored cruisers (Alinlianto Oqucndo. Vi
caja. Infanta Maria Tcres.i and Cristobal
Colon) and three torpedo bo.it destrojers
(I'uror. Terror and I'luton) were not ordered
to Join tho roscrvo tleet nt Cadiz, if tho govern
ment hesitated in sending them to make a dash
for some noith American point and then wheel
back to Spain, thus paiahzlng tho American
defmsHo operations about Cuba and Porto
Jilco
IMiiiik for New WurHlilps Adwinced.
A Asiu.NCiio.N, May 10. The attention
of the naval board of construction is
now exclusively devoted to the work
of expediting tho plans and designs
for the large number of war vessels
authorized by tins last annual naval
appropriation bill. The four monitors,
for winch provision was made, will bo
the first of tho large type built and the
plans have so far advanced that a cir
cular will bo issued shortly asking
bidders to submit proposals for un
dertaking the work.
Spaaltli Cabinet Oult.
Madimd, May 10. All the members
of the Spanish cabinet have resigned.
Seuor Sagasta will communicate the
situation to the queen regent, who will
entrust him with the task of forming
a new ministry. It is oillcially denied
that tho cabinet changes are connected
with a peace movement. On tho con
trary it is declared that Premier Sa
gasta's ministry, when tho new cabi
net is formed, will continue to prose
cute the war with the full resources
of the country.
A FLAG OF TRUCE.
Ono Now flouting Over Manila !!R,003
lU-gutiir anil 100,000 Volunteer
Spanish .soldier There.
London, May 111. The- Hong Kong
correspondent of tho Dally Mall says:
The Spnnlnrds nt Manila aro Incensed ngalnst
the llrilisli because It bellecd that tho lis
meruldii piloted tho Americans into tho bay.
It Is feared tlmt the Spanish soldiers, who nrc
unpaid, will attack tho Ilrltlsli factories. The
Hrltlsh gunboat Linnet brought from Mnntln
both tho Spanish and American malls. The
Spanish authorities and Adm. Dowoy
liuo been equally courteous in permit
ting communication with tho land
and sanctioning tho forwarding of let
ters nnd documents by any and all means which
offered theinselcs. Hut tho Spaniards have
made up their minds to hold out to tho last.
They are in a position to glo tho Amor
leans a deal of trouble. There are W,00C
Spanish soldiers In tho garrison nt Manila
nnd 100,000 0lt111tecrs enrolled. Scores ol
coasting stcniners aro imprisoned on the
river lastg, w hioh Is blocked at tho mouth
by a sunken schooner. A (lag of truco Is Hying
over Manila and tho people aro allowed to pro
ceed freelv to and from tho ships in the harbor.
Tho Ainerlcnns aro on duty night nnd day, on
the lookout for bo.its which etuleaor to run
tho blockade with food supplies Tho hospital
Is supported by Americans. The Sp iiilards arc
boasting that tho battleship l'elajo Is coming
nnd will demolish tho Amci leans In ton min
utes A STRICTLY POPULAR LOAN.
ir CongrcH-t Authorizes It, ItniitM Will Mr
iNsueil In tii" Amounts 00,01)0 Agen
cies Cor Tliulrhiilii ta Hi) KHtiihllAhod.
Washing ion, May IK. The treasury
department is in thorough accord with
the apparent sentiment of tho country
that the bond Issue, If congress au
thorizes one, shall bo a popular loan
In every sense. There will be no syn
dicate operations. It is proposed
to have a perfectly straightforward,
simple and easily understood sys
tem In disposing of the bonds,
which will permit every person in
the country who has S.5 or more
to make an investment in the loan.
Never before in tho history of the
country and probably In the history
of any other country, have such com
prehensive plans for offering an issue
of securities to the whole people been
worked out. Assistant Secretary Van
dcrlip, who has direct charge of tho
matter has already in hand plans
which will result, if congress author
izes the loan, in establishing over 00,
000 agencies for the disposal of the
bonds.
QUEEN VICTORIA'S ADVICE.
FerHoinilly Appeal ta tho Onei 11 Regent to
Stop tliu War anil Protect Young
AlfniiHo'H InterestH.
Ni:w Yoiuc, May 13. A dispatch to
the World from London says: Some
doubt is expressed here whether tho
Capo Verde squadron has returned to
duliz, especially in view of the fact
that the report was issued just about
the time when the squadron was duo
at the West Indies, if steaming slowly
to economize coal. It is rumored in
well-informed cirelos here that Queen
Victoria has personally appealed to
the queen regent to sue for peace on
the ground that the longer war con
tinues the more her son's prospects
will be jeopardized. There is a gen
eral feeling here now and on the con
tinent also that a continuance of war
by Spain would bo nothing short of
criminal lunacy, but it is clearly un
derstood that the European powers
will not intervene unless they aro in
vited by Spain and on conditions ac
ceptable to the United States.
TO DESTROY ALL VESSELS.
A1I111. DiiHcy W 111 Nat I.eio Aa .Spanish
CuiibiiatH In AHlntlii Wuter-H IT llu
Can Cut at '1 hem.
Xi:v Yohk, May 13. A dispatch to
tho New York Herald from Washing
ton .says: There is reason to believe
that the further instructions sent to
Hear Admiral Dowey via the dispatch
boat MeCulloch, which returned to
Manila from Hong Kong, required
him Immediately to destroy any other
vessels or fortifications which Spain
has in the Philippines. "You must
capture vessels or destroy them." was
the directions given to Rear Admiral
Dewey before the battle of Manila
bay. These instructions were due to
the desire of tho authorities to remove
from the Pacific tho Spanish fleet and
thus prevent the cneniv from harass
ing American commerce in these wa
ters. It is doubly necessary that it
should be carried out to the letter, in
view of the fact that troops will bo
sent to the Philippines, with perhaps
the Hennington as their only convoy.
TO DESTROY THE DYNASTY.
Winter, Itoliledo nail C'nrlNt and Ititinli-
llena Lenders Aro Plotting to Itrlng
na a Kuvolt In Siiiin.
Ni.w Yohk, May 1!I. A dispatch from
Madrid says:
Wejlor. Itoliledo and the Parllst and repub
lican leaders luo now deliberately set about
tolulng on a revolt In sjiilu and tliatorv
soon '1 hoy lire plotting m innately and wltli
different objetls in io, but thej aie working
Incessantly for a common 1 ml tho destruction
of the existing government root and branch
Those, nrcn conspirators havo Just adopted
11 now lino of policy They lime decided to
oftor iimoiiilineiiis to cervblll in the corlcs
providing wus and means for earning on
the war mid to opposo every lin.inclal meas
ure coming from the ministry. Their purposo
in adopting this policy of obstruction is to pro
long tho deadlock in p.uliament, giving oppor
tunity for tho anarchists and tho starving to
riot, anil for other manifestations of popular
illscoutent to cie.ite such an liillamuiablo con
dition of iilTairt throughout tho kingdom that
nows of tho next Spanish rowirso shall cause
tn explosion. Woyler and Koblodo oxpoet then
u uilltary dictatorship hooded by vVcylor.
A FRIEND'S ADVICE.
And what
It Is not n common occurence that n
friendly wot a nhould be the mentis of giv
ing nearly forty years of happiness and
health to
toe person needing 111c mivicc 11
carried
This was the case with Mary
I.lugnrd. At twenty-five she wns dragging
outlier days In ttilHcty. At sixty. one she
finds herself so active and strong she can
do work that would shame many 11 younger
woman, and looks back on thlrty.sK
happy, healthful years of Industry. Hut
let her tell her story:
"Thirty-nix yenrs ago I had grcnl trouble
with iny'llver. The doctors nllowed that
there were tumors growing on it, nnd they
blistered my side In an court to give mc
relief. I was nt that time earning; my
living; as n tallorcss, but for five yenrs,
between the pa In in my side and the
blisters I was in constant misery, nnd
work wns a drag to me, with no prospect
of relief: fortunately for mc, however, 11
friend advised me to take Dr. Ayer's Stir
aapnrilla, and filially persuaded mc totako
n regular course of it. When I first com
mciiced taking the Sarmparllla irty side
was so pnluful that I could not fasten my
dress, and for n time I did not get nny
relief, but mv friend advised mc to per
severe nnd relief wns sure to come, ntul
come It did. This hnppcncd, nn I say,
thirty-six yenrs ago. My liver hns never
troubled me since, and during these years
I have passed through the most critical
period of a woman's life without any par
ticular trouble, and to-day, at sixty. one
yenrs of ngc, I am nctle nnd strong, and
able to do 11 day's work that would upset
On (lie .Safe Sltlc.
"Doc," Fnid a man who had approached one
of the surgeons of the rccnutinn stations,
" wish you'd examine me and see if I'm eli
gible for enlistment "
"Vou must file your application in the icp
alar way with the oilicer in ehuige," leplied
thesuigeon.
"I haven't time to do that just now," the
stumper replied. "Whv can't vou take a
look at me and see what mv chances me.
nnvwav? It's veiy iiupoittitit Hint 1 nhould
Know.
"Well, take off your coat and vest, and let
me listen to vour lieait the fust thing."
The examination was veiy shott.
"Ah." said the Hiugeon, after he had lis
tened for a moment, "Iheie isn't anv use go
ing on in vour rase. You'll never do. Wnv,
vou might alinont as well have no hen tat
ill."
"Ilurinh for war!" veiled the man who
had been tejeiled. as he pulled on his eo.it
nnd huriied into the stieet. "War! War!
War! Down with the row.iuls who don't
want blood! llutiah for the oiush of mat
ter and the wicek of woi Ids! "Cleveland
Leader.
Devious DelliilUniiM.
Monkey The possible Key to mini's origin.
Tens The lain of woman's sot rows and
jo
Wind Something that makes a bicycle
pneumatically titcd.
Pity A fellow-feeling that is loo often
Mibstitutcd for chin ity.
Ttoubk Something that can be borrowed
without hceuiity or interest.
Hgotiht A man who imagines the world
can't, ret. ulonir without, liim.
Liberty The police couit judge's equiva
lent for $10 or ten days.
Intoxicology The science that treats of
very slow but sine poisons.
IndifTeience A man's lcgaid for lo-mor-row's
bicakfast just aftei eating to-day's
dinner. Chicago Evening News.
A Flow of I.nniiuiKe.
A well-known public lecturer is fond of
telling how he was once int induced to an
ludience by a man manifestly unaccustomed
to pei forming duties of that sot t. Stepping
to the front of the platform befnie the huge
iiidience, he said: "Ladies and gentlemen,
we have with us this pening Pi of Wnnk,
who, I understand has a finer flow of Ian
Ztinge than T have, therefore T will not ron
inue my remarks, hut will iirIc thopiofessor
to come forwaid and consume the time."
And he sat down, having quite exhausted
his own "(low of language" and leaving tho
professor to begin as best he could after such
1 dazing inliodtiction. Detroit Free Press.
. -- !
Wooley "Sinitheih tajs he makes no ac
quaintances among medical students."
Kottou "Wiij not.'" Wooley-"lie s.ijb
he's ufiaul thei'll cut linn dead." lto.xbuiy
Uiuctte.
TRIALS OF SALESWOMEN.' ''
Mrs. Pinkham Says Standing Still is Ono of
Woman's Most Trying Tasks.
ITavc you ever thought why it is that so
many women or girls rather walk for an hour
than stand still for ten minutes V
It is because most women sufler fromsomo
derangement of their delicate organism, the
discomfort from which is less trying when
they are in motion than when standing.
So serious aro these troubles and bo dangerous to
health that the laws In home states com
pel employers to provide resting places for
their female employees.
Hut no amount of law can regulate
the hard tasks of these women. Cus
tomers are exacting, and expect tho
saleslady to be always cheerful
and pleasant. How can a girl
be cheerful when her hack is
sailed by lassitude and hearing
ter how sweet tempered she Is
way under the pain after awhile,
want cross and snappy sale.swo
important capital, and no wno can he
If vou are ill or suffering, write
Lynn, Mass., and tell her all about
VuutaJiUWjiJM
iler; she has heard it many thousand times and will know just what yon need.
Without doubt, Lydiu E. Pinhham's Vegetable Compound will help you, it has
done such wonderful things for Buffering women. Do not hesitate to xvritelier
all the little things that make you feel miserable. Your letter will not he seen
by any man, and Mrs. Pinkhara's advice will cost you nothing.
Read this letter from Mrs. MAnaAitKT Andukson, 4011 Lisbon St., Lewis
ton, Me.
"Di:ah Mhs. Pinkham: For years I had suffered with painful menstruation
every month. At the beginning of menstruation it was impossible for wo to.
stand up for more than five minutes, I felt so miserable. One day a little book
of Mrs. Pinkhain's was thrown into my house, and I sat right down nniU
read it. I then got some of Lydia 13. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Liver Pills.
"I can heartily say that to-day I feel like a new woman; my monthly
Buffering is a thing of the past. I shall always praise tho Vegetable Compound
for what it has clone for me."
AsK Mrs. Plnklmm's Advlce-A Woman Best Understands a Woman's Ilii'
it led to.
many a younger womnn. Ever since my
recovery I have taken a couple of liotllcs.
of Dr. Ayet's Santaim.'llln each spring, nnili
nut (litltc satisfied that I owe my poodi
health to this treatment. I give this testi
monial purely in the hope that it may
meet the eye of some poor suffcrci."
Maky LinoakI), Woodstock, Out.
Dr. Ayer's Snrsaparllln has won Its rray
to every corner ol the world by the praise
of Its friends; those who hnvc tried it nail
who know they were cured by the use ol
the remedy. Theic is nothing so stronjr
its this personal testimony. It thrown nil
theories nnd fancies to the winds niul
stands solidly upon the rock of ex perl,
citcc challenging every skeptic with n
positive "J know." Ayer's Snrsnpntllln
with Its purifying ntul vitalizing action on
the blood is a liidicul remedy for every
form of discnc that htgins In tnlntcdor
impure blood. Hence tumors, notes,
ulcers, bolls, eruptions nnd slinllnr dis
eases yield promptly to this medicine,
home cases arc more stubborn than others,
but persistence with Dr. Ayer's Saisnpn
r 11 lit usually results in n complete cure.
Mary Mugiird began with n bottle, anil
went on ton course of Dr. Ayer's Sutsnpa
rllln. When she wna cured she renllrcil
that a medicine that could cure disease
could nltio prevent it. So she took a couple
of bottles each spring nnd kept in perfect
health. There nrc thousands ol similar
cases on record. Home of these are
gnthcrcd Into Dr. Avcr's Curebook.n little
book of too pages which Is sent tree by the
J. C. Aycr Co., I.owcll, Mass. Write for il.
CARAMELS.
The SutM-t biitlNfiiolion 11 Wnmnn
Finds in Comiuvrliii; Ttlaacii-
llne Hearts.
"And do you ever have buch momenta?'
she asked.
"Yes," he replied, "nitiny of thorn."
"You aie young, jou have genitm, yon
have many ftieuds who expect great tlimgn
of j 011. Why should you ever have :i dreary
moment?"
He tinned an cat nest look upon her, anil
she net nutted her long cm ling bus lieu to
blush her theeks.
"Need I tell you why?" ho nsVcd, in
tienibling tones.
She did not answer.
"If I hail been peiiniltcd to know nnm
one, befote it was too late," he ent on,
"life could have held 110 drcai v momenta
for me. If I dated now to ask lor the lovo
of some one who has given herself to an
other, Heaven would open to me. If 1 dared
-if I daicd "
lie hesitated. She arose and smiled sadly
as they patted.
That night she sat alone and held her
minor in her hands for a long, lone tiino.
And theie was a feeling ol satisfaction in
her heui t as she contemplated her beauty.
Cleveland Lender.
Shot tlii "Way the I)u- Crimea
The other day Ole Hanson had trouble
with a bellicose dog that belonged to bis
neighbor, a ItusHian by the uameufllavva
Dicnkovithkey. The Swede shot the iIor
an soon as he dihcoeied that he was not
fiicndly to him, and the sequel found lodg
ing in a justice's torn t. When Ole iras pro
pounded inetiogatoiieH by the attorney lor
the piohceution lie evidenced a seii.se of jus
tice in f laming leplics that is uroly wit-nesi-cd.
"What soit of a gun did you have, -Mr.
ll.tiiKon?" inquited the attorney.
"I's var two-hole shotgun."
"Double-ban el?"
"Yas, das et."
"Well, don't you think you could have
stated linn away.'"
"Ave might ef aye had not banc ware so
Ink (leckens nmcMil."
"Whv didn't you take the other end or the
gun and Mine him away?"
"Vul, master lawyer, vy dedn t do dog;
com foi nine odei end fust ef hoe vant to do
del vny?" , . ., ,
The lawyer is still wondering if tncro
wasn't extenuating eiieumstanccu connected
with the shooting. -Denver Tunes.
"I don't think Hint young man w?io come
to see mi will eei set any pint of tlictrorlil
on Inc." "Uh! well, you can't tell, papa;
jou know lie smokes ugiu cites." Yonkcra
Statesman.
aching-, whensheisn
down pains? Noraat-
naturally, her nerves givo
Employers, however, don't
men. Uliccrtuincss as very
amiable when racked with pain,
without delay to Mrs. Pinlchaui, at.
yourself. Your story will not he new to
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