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T-KiTrni , .,,.,...,, if i 4 i r 32. V J Y .O T 1 IT V - Anxious to Buy A Chicago Park. Twy Lutnbi Keady to Part With Ms Cattle Money Psychological Graza Rampant In the City. tFrom Our Chicago Correspondent. ITH twittering birds ntul b n b b 1 1 n g brooks comes the farmer with his products to tho city, reference be ing had In this connection to the fnrmer who never reads the newspa pers. One of these a Jocund, trust ing soul he wns landed in Chicago with his car of cattle that bad been fattened on t!m rnrn nf Inwn. ESSKS:?" Hiving disposed of his beef oil hoof, ho pocketed his long green and went out to snuuter. The barren trees of Sherman park reminded him of tho ruralltles of home. The waterless la goons of tho stretch recalled the gul leys of the Ilawkeye commonwealth. As he loitered and gazed he met the individual who "owned it nil." They expatiated together. The "owner" wns In straitened circumstances and made up his conjectural mind that he must sell. He hated to do It, but he must recoup and get nwny with his family. Just when this fairy tale got out of the egg Is not known, but It wns a new one to the Iowa cattle raiser. The "owner" offered the park nt n marked down figure $1,800 cash, bal ance on cusy terms. Ilero was the chance of the cattle Tony Lumpkin to get n city home where Mrs. Lumpkin HE Ol'FEltED lttE l'AKK AT MARKED DOWH , yiOOHES. could raise the tiny Lumpklns accord ing to ways he long hid sought. For once, and that Is the wonderful part of tho story, n sleuth meandered hard by to yank a word from an English novel. lie overheard the offer. With tho Instinct of a sure enough sleuth he butted In. Although the rustic protested nt the Interference, he was forced to accompany tho sleuth and the sharper to the police station. There It was explained to the farmer that he was nearly u victim. Did the bumpkin relent? Contrarywlse, he la uieutcd. He even remarked, ns the police told him to go home, that he thought us had tho bargain of his ex istence and that If "that other feller" hadn't Interfered he would hnve hod a city home. Verily, the fool nnd IiIf hnrd earnings are ever ready to spill company. But tho funny thing about It is that Chicago seems to be the haunt of the shark who carries uround the bogus brick and that he nlways finds here the chap who has tho price. "Psychological" is having quite a Marathon in Chicago. In typo tho word looks like a gargoyle In a runa way. Everything that Is a mystery is a "psychological" puzzle. There was a church trial under headway here that would have made the Egyptian riddle move Into another neighbor hood. A preacher gave up his charge because one of his members made a confession on her knees which retlect ed on her own stnndlng as well as the standing of another parson. The con fessor admitted that she did not know why she made tho statement, except that the minister had a way of keep ing his parishioners on their knees so long that they told things which they did not mean to tell. That was a "psychological" puzzle to the congre- -2 BTABT OF THB rsTClIOIiOOICAli MAltATHON. gatlon. Tho minister declared that he did not know why the woman should ihave made the' confession. It was a "psychological" puzzlo to him. The (trouble was taken to the bishop, who said It was a "psychological" puzzle to him. A Jury was called In and heard the evidence The newspapers devoted many lines of type to the case. The Jury brought In a verdict 'that the case was a "psychological" puzzle to it and recommended that the case be taken to conference, and there It will go. Thi minister says he is not satisfied, cud tho woman ?nys abe Is not two "psychological puz zles. The minister, who Is the real sufferer, says It Is u "psychological" puzzle to him why the woman should have told what she did. yj N, FAS 77rtZMS -"crv--"'""'"' i ilcro some more psychology': A man catno to Chicago they all land hero who had a process described on the card ns tho "Schlatcr Psycho-Tono System of Keynote Psychology." Ills loyal wife cnlls him for short "the great Mexican Messiah of Denver." Dy twisting the allllctcd part of tho body In certain twists the sick port harmo nizes with the well portions of the anatomy. The catalogue of ailments cured by n twist of tho wrist extends from fits to tuberculosis. The twist is nlded by touching what tho healer calls the "keynote of love." Another term used In connection with the won derful cure Is body "tuning." When the sick part of tho anatomy Is twisted it gets In tunc with all healthy func tions of tho body. At the llrst henllng there were over 100 In attendance, but only thirty odd wero out of tune. The first patient was an elderly woman. She was out of sorts gen erally. The Mes siah missed his 'nb l'i r her on account of her dodge, but he finally landed by grabbing her by tho back of the neck. Her hair pins gave wny, but the Messiari lc healer had n "firm holt" no massaged her spinal column n few times, and tlicn, telling her t&SI. HE MASSAGED lIEIt Bn.NAL COLUMN. she was healed, he called "Next!" In such ii way ns to raise tho suspicion on the back benches that he had at some time been a tonso'rial expert The "next" was a young man whose ail ment was rheumatism in the right leg. Tho Mexican Messiah grabbed him by the neck. The grab was madcnt a point which Dr. Schlatcr described ns the "button of love." After more con tortions the healer turned the rheu matic loose and told him he would never ache again. The treatment In remaining cases was similar to that of the first patients. Some who had lined up, however, dropped out of the formation before their turn came. Mrs. Schlatcr, who Is quite husky In appearance, nunounced to the "ladles" present that she was In pretty good "tune" herself, thanks to the Messiah's treatment, and she appealed to nil who wore "out of tune" to come around nt the next meeting. If while you were listening to an orchestra you were asked to name the instrument that was most likely to kick up a row, you would never pick the cello. As compared to tho "dog house" In slzo It Invokes pity. And then Its music Is such ns would sootho tho brain pan of the wickedest savage and put his withers at peaco with an army of palefaces. But this cross be tween a fiddle and the violoncello threatened to disrupt the famous The odore Thomas orchestra a few days ago anil came nigh precipitating the cellist nnd a music critic into n m 1 x u p. The cellist (maybe At you are very mu sical tho word should be spelled as it is pro n ounccd. "chel list," but that has nothing to do with the story) the cellist was down on the pro gram for a solo. He played it as it was writ. But the critic went after him. He de- iiE saw the enmc. scribed tho play. ing ns "dull and spiritless" nnd more of the snme sort. After the "piece" hnd appeared in the columns- of the critic's Journal the cellist met tho writer nnd called him names In Gor man. To Inmbast a man in English Is bad enough, but when you hurl Ger man at lilm It is like hitting a man over the head with a blunderbuss. A policeman (they do show up now nnd then) interfered, and the cellist went ono wny, while the critic took the other end of the rumpus. The next day the orchestra had a rehearsal, and the critic was there, The cellist saw him nnd ordered him to vamoose. The lender of the orchestra Interfered. Then It was intimated that tho cellist would be asked to apologize to the critic. When tho orchestra again assembled tho co.lllst was noticeable on account of his absence; ho had sent down an ultimatum that he would unstring his instrument before he would so much ns doff his hat to the vcr dnmmter krltlker. There the rumpus ended, but the "chelllst" is still sulk ing. Special Meeting of the Board of Box Butte County Commissioners Notice is hereby given that by the power vested in me by Section 57, of Chapter 18 oi the Compiled Statutes of Nebraska, I hereby call the Commis sioners of the County of Box Butte, State of Nebraska, to meet in Special Session, June 4U1, 1Q09, at 10 o'clock a.m., for the purpose of submitting a list of names, from which a petit jury is to be drawu for the next term of District Court, June 21, 1909. Witness'my hand and seal, at Al liance, Nebraska, thjs 26th day of May, 1909. W.'C. Mounts, seal JZomily Clerk. Cut flowers Saturday at The Gadsby Store. Prices that sell. A Two Family Suburban House. Arranged In the Style of the Flat Estimated Cost, $4,200. Copyright, 1909, by P. C. Liopert, East Oran. N. J. lJc9HHE5c9?W652H&i&3-& jmnrwrm- Afm.lJjPJfJBf TTmttuJkS13tWBM r !' " -w- LAkv i . aa&i' LT!"' ,.. '-,- .'JS-l. PERSPECTIVE VIEW-PBOM I Clas 1 I ftitcficn. Tsia I ffr "" 1 , III . . I Bed-Km I AnK. I lc!alfHll, I Ik. HLDalb .M- sir1" T m(V l!'CJoi I .11 Dining. Bsom Bed-Rm- "I 8 11I J jVmfl-Pooin. ft - -7- ; fii. I tair. L jt- i- " .l l! ,u ROOM PLAN HT IT A Picturesque Concrete Residence. The Finish Gives the Appearance of Brown Sandstone. Architect's Estimate at Least $3,000. Copyright. 1009, by the Thompson Architectural Company. OUin N. Y. PERSPECTIVE VIEW - FIRST FLOOR PLAN. TrTlmlWt f am J This picturesque gninhrcl roof house, originally built nt Randolph, N. Y.. has many pleasing features. Size. 25 by 35 feet without bay or veranda. The eolor Is brown sandstone. Cost, including heating and plumbing, $3,000. THE THOMPSON ARCHITECTURAL COMPANY. S -Mffel . fc.'JCJtdiM'S .. A A PHOTOGRAPH. JX -M M The revival of tho two family houso stylo has resulted In the erection of tunny different types of structure. There is, however, 'a decided lack of plans adapted to tho nnrrow lots of our suburbs, where high prices limit the average wago earner to a lot 23 by 100, with two neighbors In closo proximity. The house given In tho Il lustration Is built on n lot 25 by 100. Its size Is 20 by 07 feet, thus leaving an area of two feet six Inches on each side to insure a sulllclent amount of light Each apartment confalns living room, dining room, hall, two bedrooms with spacious closets, kitchen aud bath, besides a porch across the whole front of the house nnd ample spaco In' the cellar and attic. Tho Inside trim Is chestnut for tho living room and dining room and whltcwood paint ed for tho bedrooms, the kitchen aud bnth. The estimated cost for the structure Is $4,200. P. G. LIPPEBT, Architect $? 2? 3'i iP t PROM A PHOTOGRAPII. All CAaelT-nt CHAMB$ n W-W3-Q rta-o A ST BAL CO) 1L. toor SECOND FLOOR PLAN. mm mTMJHMH ? I 7 i s ill a""j v I" HEfllNGFORD HERALD. HEMINGFORD, llOX HUTTE Heminifird Happenings. Mr. Clatterbuck Is here buying a car load of horses. Miss Hawkins came here for a visit with her brother out in Sioux county. On account of tho rainy weather last Saturday, there wasn't a very large crowd to the Decoration Day exercises but the services at both the church and cemetery wero grand. George Frohnapfel is on the sick list this week. Drs. Slaglo and Bellwood autoed up from Alliance Sunday to see Fred Strong who is improving vory slowly. Clark Mclntiroand a lady friend stepped ofl the train Tuesday for a visit with his folks. W, W. Norton and family autoed up from Alliance on business Friday. Mrs. Sloan and children are spending a week in town with Mr Sloan. Miss Canficld from Bennet, Nebr., enmo Saturday for a visit with her sister, Mrs. Mellck. Harve Goodonough and father camo up from Grand Island to spend Memorial day with home folks. Miss Opal Kussell camo up from Alli ance Saturday for a visit with Mrs, Miller till Sunday. Mrs. Ina Leavitt returned to Alliance Sunday after spending a week here with her father, Mr, Osborne. Mrs. Walter Hughes from Wood Lake is here visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Walker. Mr. Lotspeich, an uncle of Charlie, went to Alliance for a couple of days' stay the last of the week. Frank Chastek is nursing a very sore shoulder caused by a horse falling with him last Wednesday. Mr. Mote from Hay Springs, was here n couple of days last week, Fred Hoyt from Rushville, spent a week In town, going home Saturday. Ham Hall lost a colt last week. BUYERS and SELLERS We Get Them Together HUTTON, Hemingford i N. FROHNAPFEL Hemingford, Nebraska UWaV1 A. ! Funerals and reed 4k .fMHMHr maa , , ,., OHll y ! mmnnmiAH tBibtkm P In rnnnnrtirtrt w I va mrnvj tvTTvvf J I 7-l I Potato Hoosier Press Drills Sulkey and Gang; Plows Wire Wire Barb wire, poultry netting, woven hog wire, smooth wire, telephone wire. You can get just what you want Anton Uhrig HEMINGFORD, NEBR. ANOTHER GOOD LAND OFFERING 320-ACRE MONDELL ACT Select locations for homesteading in Wyoming, near Newcastle, Upton and Moorcroft. Plats on file. Wrire me. I conduct an excursion on the first and third Tuesday of each month. Have you friends back east write me at once about this new tract. The excursions in June will be the time for good selections. HS COUNTY, NEIL, JUNE 3, I909. J. A. Hunter and wife were up front Alliance to spend Memorial Day, being the guests of Keith Pierce. Mr. Dixon moved his family here last week to their new home out near Tom Hopkins' place, Mrs. Davison and daughter Susie went to Alliance Wednesday returning Friday. Ray Woods returned from Lakeside Wednesday where ho had been visiting the Burleigh family. A party of land seekers were here the latter part of the week, M. Hutton show ing them tho land. George Walker and family camo here from Kirkville, Mo,, for a visit with the Wood family. Mrs. Middlokauf returned from the hos pilnl where she hat been to have an oper ation. She feels pretty well now. Lloyd C. Thomas was uo from Alliance on business Wednesday evening. Mrs. Little went to Alliance to see Dr. Single Monday. Mr. Reeder from Julesburg, Colo., is here for a short visit with his son. Ralph Foster Is working for Allie Mabln at present. Thomas Madson of Dannebrog, Nebr., was here on business a couple of days last week. Jim Gray, a real estate man, was here from Alliance Thursday. S R, Elson was here from Omaha on business Thursday. A number of land seekers from Ran dolph, Nebr., came here Tuesday to look at some land. Mr. Junes and Roy Hickey went east Tuesday for a week or ten days' stay. Mr. Hutton went to Crawford on bust ness Tuesday. Miss. Jeanetto Mclntyre went to Alliance to spend Tuesday evening. Tho steam plows are out of commission this week on account of rainy weather. Mrs. Leslie Price went to her old home in Michigan for a visit Wednesday. with Hearse Planters The best on the market Wire D. CLEM DEAVER, GENERAL AGENT Land Seekers Information Bureau, Omaha, Nebr. iHHMHHHHHHHMHMHHi