T-KiTrni
, .,,.,...,,
if
i
4
i
r
32. V
J
Y
.O
T
1
IT
V -
Anxious to Buy
A Chicago Park.
Twy Lutnbi Keady to Part With Ms
Cattle Money Psychological Graza
Rampant In the City.
tFrom Our Chicago Correspondent.
ITH twittering birds
ntul b n b b 1 1 n g
brooks comes the
farmer with his
products to tho
city, reference be
ing had In this
connection to the
fnrmer who never
reads the newspa
pers. One of these
a Jocund, trust
ing soul he wns
landed in Chicago
with his car of
cattle that bad
been fattened on
t!m rnrn nf Inwn.
ESSKS:?" Hiving disposed
of his beef oil
hoof, ho pocketed his long green and
went out to snuuter. The barren trees
of Sherman park reminded him of tho
ruralltles of home. The waterless la
goons of tho stretch recalled the gul
leys of the Ilawkeye commonwealth.
As he loitered and gazed he met the
individual who "owned it nil." They
expatiated together. The "owner" wns
In straitened circumstances and made
up his conjectural mind that he
must sell. He hated to do It, but he
must recoup and get nwny with his
family. Just when this fairy tale got
out of the egg Is not known, but It wns
a new one to the Iowa cattle raiser.
The "owner" offered the park nt n
marked down figure $1,800 cash, bal
ance on cusy terms. Ilero was the
chance of the cattle Tony Lumpkin to
get n city home where Mrs. Lumpkin
HE Ol'FEltED lttE l'AKK AT MARKED DOWH
, yiOOHES.
could raise the tiny Lumpklns accord
ing to ways he long hid sought. For
once, and that Is the wonderful part
of tho story, n sleuth meandered hard
by to yank a word from an English
novel. lie overheard the offer.
With tho Instinct of a sure enough
sleuth he butted In. Although the
rustic protested nt the Interference,
he was forced to accompany tho sleuth
and the sharper to the police station.
There It was explained to the farmer
that he was nearly u victim. Did the
bumpkin relent? Contrarywlse, he la
uieutcd. He even remarked, ns the
police told him to go home, that he
thought us had tho bargain of his ex
istence and that If "that other feller"
hadn't Interfered he would hnve hod
a city home. Verily, the fool nnd IiIf
hnrd earnings are ever ready to spill
company. But tho funny thing about
It is that Chicago seems to be the
haunt of the shark who carries uround
the bogus brick and that he nlways
finds here the chap who has tho price.
"Psychological" is having quite a
Marathon in Chicago. In typo tho
word looks like a gargoyle In a runa
way. Everything that Is a mystery is
a "psychological" puzzle. There was
a church trial under headway here
that would have made the Egyptian
riddle move Into another neighbor
hood. A preacher gave up his charge
because one of his members made a
confession on her knees which retlect
ed on her own stnndlng as well as the
standing of another parson. The con
fessor admitted that she did not know
why she made tho statement, except
that the minister had a way of keep
ing his parishioners on their knees so
long that they told things which they
did not mean to tell. That was a
"psychological" puzzle to the congre-
-2
BTABT OF THB rsTClIOIiOOICAli MAltATHON.
gatlon. Tho minister declared that he
did not know why the woman should
ihave made the' confession. It was a
"psychological" puzzlo to him. The
(trouble was taken to the bishop, who
said It was a "psychological" puzzle
to him. A Jury was called In and
heard the evidence The newspapers
devoted many lines of type to the
case. The Jury brought In a verdict
'that the case was a "psychological"
puzzle to it and recommended that
the case be taken to conference, and
there It will go. Thi minister says he
is not satisfied, cud tho woman ?nys
abe Is not two "psychological puz
zles. The minister, who Is the real
sufferer, says It Is u "psychological"
puzzle to him why the woman should
have told what she did.
yj N, FAS 77rtZMS
-"crv--"'""'"' i
ilcro some more psychology': A
man catno to Chicago they all land
hero who had a process described on
the card ns tho "Schlatcr Psycho-Tono
System of Keynote Psychology." Ills
loyal wife cnlls him for short "the
great Mexican Messiah of Denver." Dy
twisting the allllctcd part of tho body
In certain twists the sick port harmo
nizes with the well portions of the
anatomy. The catalogue of ailments
cured by n twist of tho wrist extends
from fits to tuberculosis. The twist is
nlded by touching what tho healer
calls the "keynote of love." Another
term used In connection with the won
derful cure Is body "tuning." When
the sick part of tho anatomy Is twisted
it gets In tunc with all healthy func
tions of tho body.
At the llrst henllng there were over
100 In attendance, but only thirty odd
wero out of tune. The first patient
was an elderly
woman. She was
out of sorts gen
erally. The Mes
siah missed his
'nb l'i r her on
account of her
dodge, but he
finally landed by
grabbing her by
tho back of the
neck. Her hair
pins gave wny,
but the Messiari
lc healer had n
"firm holt" no
massaged her
spinal column n
few times, and
tlicn, telling her
t&SI.
HE MASSAGED lIEIt
Bn.NAL COLUMN.
she was healed, he called "Next!" In
such ii way ns to raise tho suspicion
on the back benches that he had at
some time been a tonso'rial expert The
"next" was a young man whose ail
ment was rheumatism in the right leg.
Tho Mexican Messiah grabbed him by
the neck. The grab was madcnt a
point which Dr. Schlatcr described ns
the "button of love." After more con
tortions the healer turned the rheu
matic loose and told him he would
never ache again. The treatment In
remaining cases was similar to that
of the first patients. Some who had
lined up, however, dropped out of the
formation before their turn came.
Mrs. Schlatcr, who Is quite husky In
appearance, nunounced to the "ladles"
present that she was In pretty good
"tune" herself, thanks to the Messiah's
treatment, and she appealed to nil who
wore "out of tune" to come around nt
the next meeting.
If while you were listening to an
orchestra you were asked to name the
instrument that was most likely to
kick up a row, you would never pick
the cello. As compared to tho "dog
house" In slzo It Invokes pity. And
then Its music Is such ns would sootho
tho brain pan of the wickedest savage
and put his withers at peaco with an
army of palefaces. But this cross be
tween a fiddle and the violoncello
threatened to disrupt the famous The
odore Thomas orchestra a few days
ago anil came nigh precipitating the
cellist nnd a
music critic into
n m 1 x u p. The
cellist (maybe At
you are very mu
sical tho word
should be spelled
as it is pro
n ounccd. "chel
list," but that
has nothing to do
with the story)
the cellist was
down on the pro
gram for a solo.
He played it as
it was writ. But
the critic went
after him. He de-
iiE saw the enmc. scribed tho play.
ing ns "dull and spiritless" nnd more
of the snme sort. After the "piece"
hnd appeared in the columns- of the
critic's Journal the cellist met tho
writer nnd called him names In Gor
man. To Inmbast a man in English
Is bad enough, but when you hurl Ger
man at lilm It is like hitting a man
over the head with a blunderbuss. A
policeman (they do show up now nnd
then) interfered, and the cellist went
ono wny, while the critic took the other
end of the rumpus. The next day the
orchestra had a rehearsal, and the critic
was there, The cellist saw him nnd
ordered him to vamoose. The lender
of the orchestra Interfered. Then It
was intimated that tho cellist would
be asked to apologize to the critic.
When tho orchestra again assembled
tho co.lllst was noticeable on account
of his absence; ho had sent down
an ultimatum that he would unstring
his instrument before he would so
much ns doff his hat to the vcr
dnmmter krltlker. There the rumpus
ended, but the "chelllst" is still sulk
ing. Special Meeting of the Board of
Box Butte County Commissioners
Notice is hereby given that by the
power vested in me by Section 57, of
Chapter 18 oi the Compiled Statutes of
Nebraska, I hereby call the Commis
sioners of the County of Box Butte,
State of Nebraska, to meet in Special
Session, June 4U1, 1Q09, at 10 o'clock
a.m., for the purpose of submitting a
list of names, from which a petit jury
is to be drawu for the next term of
District Court, June 21, 1909.
Witness'my hand and seal, at Al
liance, Nebraska, thjs 26th day of May,
1909. W.'C. Mounts,
seal JZomily Clerk.
Cut flowers Saturday at The Gadsby
Store. Prices that sell.
A Two Family Suburban House.
Arranged In the Style of the Flat Estimated Cost,
$4,200.
Copyright, 1909, by P. C. Liopert, East Oran. N. J.
lJc9HHE5c9?W652H&i&3-& jmnrwrm- Afm.lJjPJfJBf
TTmttuJkS13tWBM r !' " -w-
LAkv i . aa&i'
LT!"' ,.. '-,- .'JS-l.
PERSPECTIVE VIEW-PBOM
I Clas 1
I ftitcficn. Tsia I
ffr "" 1 ,
III . . I Bed-Km I
AnK. I
lc!alfHll, I Ik.
HLDalb .M- sir1" T
m(V l!'CJoi I
.11 Dining. Bsom Bed-Rm-
"I 8
11I J
jVmfl-Pooin. ft -
-7- ; fii.
I tair.
L jt- i-
" .l l! ,u
ROOM PLAN
HT IT
A Picturesque Concrete Residence.
The Finish Gives the Appearance of Brown Sandstone.
Architect's Estimate at Least $3,000.
Copyright. 1009, by the Thompson Architectural Company. OUin N. Y.
PERSPECTIVE VIEW -
FIRST FLOOR PLAN.
TrTlmlWt f am J
This picturesque gninhrcl roof house, originally built nt Randolph, N. Y..
has many pleasing features. Size. 25 by 35 feet without bay or veranda. The
eolor Is brown sandstone. Cost, including heating and plumbing, $3,000.
THE THOMPSON ARCHITECTURAL COMPANY.
S
-Mffel
. fc.'JCJtdiM'S
.. A
A PHOTOGRAPH.
JX -M M
The revival of tho two family houso
stylo has resulted In the erection of
tunny different types of structure.
There is, however, 'a decided lack of
plans adapted to tho nnrrow lots of
our suburbs, where high prices limit
the average wago earner to a lot 23
by 100, with two neighbors In closo
proximity. The house given In tho Il
lustration Is built on n lot 25 by 100.
Its size Is 20 by 07 feet, thus leaving
an area of two feet six Inches on each
side to insure a sulllclent amount of
light Each apartment confalns living
room, dining room, hall, two bedrooms
with spacious closets, kitchen aud
bath, besides a porch across the whole
front of the house nnd ample spaco
In' the cellar and attic. Tho Inside
trim Is chestnut for tho living room
and dining room and whltcwood paint
ed for tho bedrooms, the kitchen aud
bnth.
The estimated cost for the structure
Is $4,200.
P. G. LIPPEBT, Architect
$? 2?
3'i iP t
PROM A PHOTOGRAPII.
All
CAaelT-nt CHAMB$
n
W-W3-Q
rta-o
A
ST
BAL CO)
1L.
toor
SECOND FLOOR PLAN.
mm
mTMJHMH
? I 7
i s ill a""j v
I"
HEfllNGFORD HERALD.
HEMINGFORD, llOX HUTTE
Heminifird Happenings.
Mr. Clatterbuck Is here buying a car
load of horses.
Miss Hawkins came here for a visit with
her brother out in Sioux county.
On account of tho rainy weather last
Saturday, there wasn't a very large crowd
to the Decoration Day exercises but the
services at both the church and cemetery
wero grand.
George Frohnapfel is on the sick list
this week.
Drs. Slaglo and Bellwood autoed up
from Alliance Sunday to see Fred Strong
who is improving vory slowly.
Clark Mclntiroand a lady friend stepped
ofl the train Tuesday for a visit with his
folks.
W, W. Norton and family autoed up
from Alliance on business Friday.
Mrs. Sloan and children are spending a
week in town with Mr Sloan.
Miss Canficld from Bennet, Nebr., enmo
Saturday for a visit with her sister, Mrs.
Mellck.
Harve Goodonough and father camo up
from Grand Island to spend Memorial day
with home folks.
Miss Opal Kussell camo up from Alli
ance Saturday for a visit with Mrs, Miller
till Sunday.
Mrs. Ina Leavitt returned to Alliance
Sunday after spending a week here with
her father, Mr, Osborne.
Mrs. Walter Hughes from Wood Lake
is here visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Walker.
Mr. Lotspeich, an uncle of Charlie,
went to Alliance for a couple of days' stay
the last of the week.
Frank Chastek is nursing a very sore
shoulder caused by a horse falling with
him last Wednesday.
Mr. Mote from Hay Springs, was here
n couple of days last week,
Fred Hoyt from Rushville, spent a week
In town, going home Saturday.
Ham Hall lost a colt last week.
BUYERS and
SELLERS
We Get Them
Together
HUTTON, Hemingford
i
N. FROHNAPFEL
Hemingford, Nebraska
UWaV1 A. ! Funerals
and reed 4k .fMHMHr maa
, , ,., OHll
y ! mmnnmiAH tBibtkm
P In rnnnnrtirtrt w I va mrnvj tvTTvvf J I 7-l I
Potato
Hoosier Press Drills
Sulkey and Gang; Plows
Wire
Wire
Barb wire, poultry netting, woven hog wire,
smooth wire, telephone wire. You can get
just what you want
Anton Uhrig
HEMINGFORD, NEBR.
ANOTHER GOOD
LAND OFFERING
320-ACRE MONDELL ACT Select locations for
homesteading in Wyoming, near Newcastle, Upton and
Moorcroft. Plats on file. Wrire me.
I conduct an excursion on the first and third Tuesday
of each month. Have you friends back east write me at
once about this new tract. The excursions in June will be
the time for good selections.
HS
COUNTY, NEIL, JUNE 3, I909.
J. A. Hunter and wife were up front
Alliance to spend Memorial Day, being
the guests of Keith Pierce.
Mr. Dixon moved his family here last
week to their new home out near Tom
Hopkins' place,
Mrs. Davison and daughter Susie went
to Alliance Wednesday returning Friday.
Ray Woods returned from Lakeside
Wednesday where ho had been visiting
the Burleigh family.
A party of land seekers were here the
latter part of the week, M. Hutton show
ing them tho land.
George Walker and family camo here
from Kirkville, Mo,, for a visit with the
Wood family.
Mrs. Middlokauf returned from the hos
pilnl where she hat been to have an oper
ation. She feels pretty well now.
Lloyd C. Thomas was uo from Alliance
on business Wednesday evening.
Mrs. Little went to Alliance to see Dr.
Single Monday.
Mr. Reeder from Julesburg, Colo., is
here for a short visit with his son.
Ralph Foster Is working for Allie Mabln
at present.
Thomas Madson of Dannebrog, Nebr.,
was here on business a couple of days last
week.
Jim Gray, a real estate man, was here
from Alliance Thursday.
S R, Elson was here from Omaha
on business Thursday.
A number of land seekers from Ran
dolph, Nebr., came here Tuesday to look
at some land.
Mr. Junes and Roy Hickey went east
Tuesday for a week or ten days' stay.
Mr. Hutton went to Crawford on bust
ness Tuesday.
Miss. Jeanetto Mclntyre went to Alliance
to spend Tuesday evening.
Tho steam plows are out of commission
this week on account of rainy weather.
Mrs. Leslie Price went to her old home
in Michigan for a visit Wednesday.
with
Hearse
Planters
The best
on the
market
Wire
D. CLEM DEAVER,
GENERAL AGENT
Land Seekers Information Bureau,
Omaha, Nebr.
iHHMHHHHHHHMHMHHi
