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SERIAL STORY Cdhen a Jffan Jtfarries By , MARYfidDEPfra R1NEHART Jiulhor cf Tht Circular SMreait, Tin SKan h Lotett Ten, Ete, OotTrlcktlMtrthaBobU-UmlllO. SYNOPSIS. James Wilson or Jimmy as he la culled iy lila friends. Jimmy wan rotund nnd looked shorter than ho really wait. Ills ambition In llfo won to ho takon norlouMy, but peoplo stendlly refused to do so, hlu Art Is coniildercd a Iiuro Joke, oxcept to Mmself, If ho nuked pooplo to dlnnor ov ryoii ox pooled a frolic. Jimmy itmrrlos Holla Knowles; they llvo together n yonr nnd are divorced. Jimmy's friends nr ranan to celebrato the Prat anniversary of his divorce. The pnrty Is In full swing whan Jimmy rocetvos a tolcffrnm from his Aunt Hollnn, who will nrrlvn In four hours to visit him and his wlfo. Jimmy eats his funds from Aunt Hollna and after ho mar rles oho doubles his allowance. Ho neg lects to tall hor of his divorce. Jimmy takes Kit Into hln confidence, ho trios to devlno somo way bo that his aunt wilt not lenrn that hn has no longer n ylfo. Ho MiffKts that Kit play the hdstess for ono nlKht, ho Mrs. Wilson pro tern. Aunt Ho llna nrrlvos and the deception works out 11 n planned, Jim's Jap servant Is taken III. Ilclla, Jimmy's divorced wife, enters tho house and asks Kit who Is being t li ken nway In tho ambulance? Delia Insists It Is Jim. Kit tMln her Jim Is well nnd Is In tho house Delia tells Kit It wasn't Jim aha wnntcd to soo. but Taknhlrn, tho Jap servant. Harbison steps out on, tho porch and discovers a man tacklnn n card on the door. Ho demands nil ex planation.; Tho man points to tho placard and Harbison sees tho word "Smallpox" f rlnted on It. Tho guests suddenly reallzo heir predicament, tho women shod toars, tho mon consider It a good Joke, Harbi son pleads with Kit to toll lit in the real sltimtlou of things, Alio finally tells him of Ilella'a Incarceration In the basement. The all Important question arises as to who In to prepare tho meals and perform the other household duties. Harbison fin ally solves tho matter. H writes out lips containing tho various departments et his or hor duties. CHAPTER VII. (Continued.) Well,. It ended by Jim's graciously permitting Delia to remain there lie log nothing else to do-nnd by hla magnanimously agreeing to keep her real .Identity from Aunt Sollna and Mr. Harbison, and to break tho news ot tier presenco to Anno and the rest It ereated a sensation beside which Ansa's pearls faded away, although they came to tho front again soon enough. Jim broke the news at once, gather ing everybody but Harbison and Aunt Belfna In the upper hall. Ho was palpitatingly nervous, but ho tried to carry It off with p. high hand. "It'B unfortunate," ho said, looking around the circle of fncos, each one frozen with amazomcnt, and Junt a irasplclon, perhapB, of incredulity. "It's perticularly tmfortunato for her. Ye all know how high-strung Bho Is, aad If the papers should got hold ot It well, we'll all havo.to mako It as easy as we can for hor." With Jim's oyo on thorn, thoy all swallowed tho butler story without a grclp. But Anno was Indignant. "Jl's like Delia," sho snappod. "Woll, aha has mado hor bed and bIio can llo oa It I'm suro I shan't mako It for her. Dut It you want to know my opinion, Mr. Harbison may bo n fool, but 'you can't ram two Dollns, both nee Kaowles, down Miss Caruthora' throat -vlttt a stick." We had not thought ot that before and every one looked blank. Finally, however, Jim said Delia's middlo nnmo was Constants, and wo decldod to 'call her that Dut It turned out nf tor- ward that nobody could remember It In a hurry, and generally when we wanted to attract her attention, we walked aeroeeCthe room and touched er on the shoulder. It wan quicker The name decided, we went down ' eUIrs In a line to wolcomo Doll a. to try to make her feel lit home, and to forget her deplorable situation. Leila had worked herself Into a really sym- pathetic frame of mind. "Poor dear," sho said, on the way 4ewn. "Now don't grin, anybody, Just be cordial and glad to boo hor, I hope ebe doesn't cry: You know tho spoils tte takes." We stopped outaldo tho door, nnd everybody tried to look choorful nnd sympathetic and not grinny which wm as hard as looking as If wo had had a cup ot tea and then Jim threw tho door open and wo filed In, Bella was comfortably reading by the flro. She had hor foot up on stool and a pillow bohlnd hor head She did Mot oven look at us for a mln te; then she merely glanced up as m turned a page. "Dear me," she said mockingly, "what a lot of frump you all arol I bad hoped It was Bomo one with' my Then she went oh reading, Aa Leila said afterward, that kind of person eocht to be divorced. Aunt Bellna came down Just then and i lert everybody trying to ex plain Bella's presence to hor, and fled t the. kitchen. The Itarblson man appeared white I was sitting hopeless ly fa front o-f tat, gas range, and show 4 me aeewt L, I dealt know tin I ever, saw one," ft mM cheerfully, "but I know the 5W. fhcory. MKowIflo; Dy'tne B'tfiffcTto'Sfcu, tills tea kettle, set on tho flame, will boll, That Is not theory, howover. That la early knowledge. 'Polly, put tho kottlo on we'll nil tnko ten,' Look nt that, Mrs. WllBon. I didn't fight bacilli with boiled wator at Chlcka- maugn for nothing." And then ho lot out tho policeman and brought him Into tho kitchen. Ho was a largo man, nnd his faco was ft curious mlxturo of amazement, nlarm and dignity, No doubt wo did look queer, still In parts of our evening clothes and I In tho whito silk laco pottlcoat that belonged undor my gown, with a yellow and black pa- ama coat ot Jimmy's as a sort ot brcakfnst Jacket. "ThlB is Offlcor Flannlgan," Mr. Harbison said. "I explained our tin- fortunato position earlier In tho morn ing, and ho Is prepared to nccopt our hospitality. Flannlgan, ovory porson In this houso has got to work, as I also explained to you. You aro ap pointed dish-wnsbor and scullory maid." Tho pollcoman looked dosed. Thon, slowly, lllto dawn over a sleeping1 lako, n light of comprehension grow In hla faco. "Sure," ho Bald, laying hla holmot on tho tablo. "I'll bo glad to bo doing anything I can to holp. Mo nnd Mrs. Wilson wo UBOd to bo friends. It's many tho tlmo I'vo openod tho car rlago door for hor, and sho with hor head In tho ulr, nnd for nil that, tho ploasant fltnllo. Whon nny ono around hor wob having a party and wanted n special offlcor, it waB Mrs. Wilson that always said, 'dot Flannlgan, Officer Timothy Flannlgan. Ho's your man.' " My heart had been going lowor nnd lower. So ho know Dolla, nnd ho know I was not Delia, although he had not grasped tho fact that I wns usurp ing hor placo. And tho odious liar bi son man sat on tho( tablo nnd swung bin foot. "I wonder if you know," ho said, looking around him, "how good .It Is to boo a whlto woman so perfectly nt homo in a civilized kitchen again, after wo ycara of food cooked by a filthy Indian squaw over a portnblo shoot-Iron stovol" So porfoctly at homo! I stood In tho middlo of tho room nnd stared around nt tho coppor things hanging up and tho rowa of bluo and whito crockory, nnd tho dozens nnd hun- drods of complicated-looking utonslls, whoso nnnios I had novor oven hoard,, and I was dazed. I trlod with somo show of authority to Instruct Flannl gan about gathering up the soiled things, and, aftor listening in puzzlod silence for a minute, ha stripped oft his blue cbat with a tolerant smile. Mo and Mrs. Wilson We Used to Ba Friends." "Lavo 'om to mo, miss," ho Bald. The "mlos" paBSod unnoticed. "I mayn't glvo 'om a Turkish bath, which 1b what you are doscrlbtn', but I'll get tho grcaso oft all right. I always clean up whllo tho missus is in bod with a young 'un." He rolled up his alcoves, found a brown chucked gingham apron behind tho door, and tied it around his neck with the caao ot practise Thon ho cleared oft tho plates, eating what appealed to him aa ho did so, and stopping now and again for a deep throated chuckle, "I'm thlnkln'," he said onco stop ping with a dish In tho air, "what a douce of a noise there will bo when tho vaccination doctor comes around this inornln. In a week every ono of ua will bo nuraln' n eoro nrm or walk In' on ono log, hoggin' your pardon. miss. Tho last timo tho force waa vacclnntod. I askod to bo done be hind mo ear; I needed mo legs and I noedec mo arms, but didn't nocd mo head muchl" Ho threw his head back and laugh od. Mr.. Harbison laughed too. Oh. wo woro vory choorful 1 And that aw ful Btovo atarod at mo, and tho kettle began to hum, and Aunt Sollna sont down word that aho waa not woll, and would ltko somo oroolet on hor tray, Omolatl I know that It was mado of eggs. but that was tho oxtont of my knowl odgo. I muttored an excuse nnd ran up-stalrs to Anno, but sho was still sniffling ovor hor necklace, and Bald Bho didn't know anything nbout omelets and didn't care. Food would choko hor, No! tho r of tho Mercer girls know either, nnd Dolln, who wna still reading In tho don, absolutely de elincd to holp. "I don't know, nnd I wouldn't toll yqu If I did. You can got yourself out, as you got yoursolt In," eho said nastily. "Tho simplest thing, If you dout mind my suggesting It, la to poison tho coffoo and kill tho lot of us Only, it you deotdo to do It, lot mo know; I want to llvo just long enough to boo jimmy Wilson writhe I" Dolla la the kind of person who gets on one's nerves, bho rinds n ktIov- Anco and hugs it; -she does ridiculous things and blames ether people, And eho flirts. I went down-stairs despondently, and found that Mr. Harbison hod dis covered somo eggs and 'was standing holplesoly Btarlng at them. Omelet eggs, Egga omelet. That's tho extent of my knowledgo," ho said when I entered. "You'll havo to como to ray assistance." It was then that I saw tho cook book. It was lying on a shelf beside tho clock, and whllo Mr. Harbison had his back turned I got It down. It wns qulto clear that tho domestic typo of woman was his Ideal, and I did not enro to outrage his belief In mo. So I took tho cook book Into tho pantry and read tho recipe ovor three times. When I enmo bnck I know It by heart. although I did not understand It. "I will toll you how," I said with n great deal of dignity, "and slnco you want to help, you may mako It your self." Ho wnc delighted. "Flnol" he Bald. "Supposo you glvo mo tho ldcaflrst. Thon wo'll go,evor It slowly, bit by bit. Wo'll make n big fluffy omelet, and If tho others aren't nround, wo'll eat It oursolvcs." Woll," I said, trying to romombor exactly, "you tnko two eggs " "Two I" ho ropontcd. "Two eggs for ton peoploi" "Don't Interrupt mo," I said Irrita bly. "If If two Isn't enough wo can, mako several omelets, ono after tho othor." He looked nt mo with admiration. "Who olso but you would have thought of thatl' ho remarked. "Woll, horo nro two eggs. What noxt?" "Soparato them," I Bald easily. No, I didn't know what It meant. I hoped ho would; I said It as casually as I could, and I did not look nt htm. I know ho was Btarlng nt mo, puzzled. "Sopnrato thorn I" ho said. "Why, thoy aren't fastenod togothor!" Thon ho laughed. "Oh, yes, of couroel" When I lookod ho had put ono at each end of tho tablo. "Afraid thoy'll quar rel, I Bupposo," ho said. "Woll, now thoy'ro separated." "Then boat." "Flrat soparato, thon beat!" ho re peated. "Tho author of that cook book must havo had n mean disposi tion. Whnt'B noxt? Hang them?" Ho looked up at mo with his boyish smllo. i'Sopnrnto nnd boat," I ropoated. If I lost a word of that reclpo I waa, gono. It wns llko saying tho alphnbot: had to go to tho beginning ovory time, mentally. "Welt," ho roflectod, "you can't beat nn egg, no matter how cruol you may bo, unless you bronk it first." Ho plckod up nn egg and looked at It Separate!" ho roflocted. "Ah tho white from tho whatever you cook ing experts call It the yollow part." "Exactly!" I exclaimed, light broak- Ing on mo. "Of course, I knew you would find out." Then back to the re cipes "beat until well mixed; then fold In the whites." "Fold?" he questioned. "It looks. pretty thin to. fold, doesn't it? I upon my word, I never hoard of fold ing an egg. Aro you but of course you know. Please come and show me how." (TO BE CONTINUED.) A Dog and a Bum. In a vacnnt lot at the corner of Eleventh and Larimer streets waa an old white dog that wasn't well. He crawlod ovor near a billboard and lay down. Lota of people saw him, but nobody paid any attention to him un til a tramplsh-looklng fellow came along. Ho was "Hard Times" per sonified. Ho went over and pottod tho dog. "What's tho mattor, old boy?" he naked. VSIck?" Tho dog soemed to appreciate the uncouth one's attontlons. Tho man pottod him a littlo moro. "Walt, I'll got you a drink," ho said. Ho went to a saloon near by and returned with a tin baBtn full ot wa ter. The dog lapped up somo ot tho wnter and the man poured tho rost on the animal's head. In a couple ot minutes moro tho dog arose and slow ly walked away, wagging his tall. He was much bettor. Just an old dog Just an old bum that's all. Denver Times. Girl Messengers for Postofflces. Arrangements for the employment ot girls Instead ot boys as Indoor.mcs- sengcrs In the general postolUca and tn Bomo ot the principal provincial postomcos are bolng completed, and It Is anticipated that the experiment will be mado on January 1 at the lat est. At St Martln's-le-Qrand It is hoped to employ the girls mainly In tho telophono and tolograph depart ments, whero women form a consider- ablo proportion ot tho staff. Tho wngo to bo paid to the girl messen gers will bo ono shilling loss than that of the boys, London Times. v A Hard Job. "So that's tho boby, eh?" "That's tho baby." "Well, I hopo you will bring It up to -bo a conscientious, God fearing man." "I am afraid that will be rather difficult." . . "Pshaw! As the twig Is. bont the tree'a Inclined." "I know, but this twig 1b bont on bolng a girl, and wo aro Inclined to let it go at that" Things He Had Missed. "I never spent money as freoly as you do," said the young man's fathor. "Neither did I play football nor en gage In othor hazardous amusements." "It's too bad," waa the thoughtless reply, "but I don't see why you should tell me your troubles." Couldn't "(Jo home with your wife and settle your troubles out of court" , "No, your honor, I refuse to strike a womanl" M - T-V V If xT JL 1 TTvT TICS Match-Making a NEW YORIC-rPhosphorus matches kill and malm the men and girls who mako them. Tho working men and girls who aro engaged In the u:znufacturo and tho packing of the ordinary match run a heavy risk of contracting phosphorus necrosis, and thoso who get this dlseaso generally dlo a horriblo and lingering death. Thoso facta aro brought out in tho roport of tho United States bureau of labor, which recontly Investigated tho match Industry. Phosphorus necrosis, or match poi soning, attacks tho tooth and Jaws. Tho teeth become loose and fall out and tho bono of tho Jaw becomes por ous nnd decays. It Is necessary thon fo romove lnnro Darts of tho bono, nnd froquontly tho ontlro Jaw. Ono man who workod In a match factory In Wisconsin had ta havo his whole up- por nnd lowor Jaws roraoyod, so bad ly had tho dlseaso attaked him. Thon ho livod for months, taking occasional nourishment through n tube. Ahothor caao roportod by tho bu- rouu of labor was that of a girl of 14 who wont to work packing matches. Tho poisonous atmosphoro of tho placo r 1 ff- -O f -Mksi " LAN Death Comes to 'Dress Suit Burglar PASSAIC, N. J. Death has ended tho caroor of Thomas Wandlass, tho "whlto front" burglar, who was shot and fatally woundod whllo break ing Into the homo ot Thomas Tapley, a contractor In this city. Wandlesa preforred tho underworld to a life of luxury In the home 'of a fond and wealthy mother. Ho developed from a sort ot "angel child" to a dosperate criminal. Paralysis of his vocal or gans shortly aftor his capture kept tho police from obtaining any correct ed account of hla amazing career. Jean Mitchell, aged sevonteon years, who called herself his "chicken stall" and assisted him In 23 burglaries, has pleaded guilty and will receive sen tonco, Sho doclarea sho Is eager to get back to her homo In the New Eng land states as she has had enough of travel and nlco dresses, tho bait of fered by Wandlass whon she consent ed to become his accompli co. The police call Wandlass a "sup per worker" and a "dresB-eult burg lar." He called hlmsolf a "white front" burglar and was fascinated by the Theatrical Censors TOPEKA, KAN. There aro 800 or ganized cities in Kansas, and overy oho ot theao cities and towns haa a theatrical censor, especially named to watch tho moving picture ahows. Tho legislature has passed a law naming tho mayor of oaoh city, or somo por Bon appointed by him or by tho coun cil or commissioners, a moving picture censor. The law provides that tho showing of any moving or BlatlonRry pictures displaying actions which would con stitute a crlmo It actually committed, tho Infidelity or unfatthfulnes of a husband or wlfo or BUggestlvo ot In deconcy, la ft misdemeanor In Itself, and tho moving plcturo show man may bo fined from $100 to $500 for showing such pictures. Girls Make Good COLUMBIA, MO. Tho girls of the Columbia high school havo takon charge ot tho Rchool'a athletics and will run them for the roraalndor of tho school year. They took tho rolna Into tholr own handa only after tho boys had mado a tnilure, and have achieved a marked success to date. At tho beginning ot tho school year the boya assumed tho management ot tho athletics, Inasmuch as thoy did tbo playing on the football team. They were very unbusinesslike, however. and, although a numbor of football games were played and In Bplte ot the fact that- tho football Beasou is usu ally a flnanclal succesa, there was a deficit of $35 at the close ot the sea worn. - i li V "V. F- f A lie I (1 SSI SB BB1 BB1 1 1' II I'l'LBI'l . M.. 4 H M Dangerous Business affectod her teeth, and when sho wont, to a dentist ho found hor wholo lower Jaw honoycombod by tho phosphorus poisoning. Abscesses followed and the child waa unable to cat Shq slowly starved to death. Many othor cases are cited In thtj report No one who works In these factories apparently Is Immune from tho dlsoase, and sanitary precautions which havo been taken In some of the: larger factories havo been ineffectual, Tho atmosphere must of necessity con tain the fumes of phosphorus, and they aro deadly. Not alii tho men and girls who ara poisoned dlo, of course Some of them check the dlseaso early by a rad ical operation, having their lower Jaws removed. Those who are not willing to bo maimed In this way generally dlo as a rosult of absorbing tbo poi sons generated by their own decaying teeth and bones, Tho man who mado tho Investiga tions for tho bureau ot labor was John D. Andrews, and bo strongly wna Prea Ident Taft Impressed by his roport that he recommended tho passago of a bill to discourage the manufacture ot phosphorus matches by n heavy federal tax. Buch a bill was Intro duced early In tho session. Tho match trust, howover, forestalled tho paa sago of the bill by withdrawing tho patent on tho harmlosa substitute It usos In placo ot the deadly phosphor ous. danger of robbing n houso whllo there woro many persons about Often ho would stop to listen to tho dinner clat. tor before making his escape. Goner ally ho Bolected a dark or dimly light ed parlor. Jimmied tho window nnd cllmbod In, During tho months that tbo girl -workod with him ho rolled upon hor to "spill n faint" hb sho called It, and draw the crowd while he mado his escape. Wandlass waa about thirty years old. His mother, Mrs. Augustus F. Dorner, is a woman of wealth and re-, flnemont In Brooklyn, N. Y. Her first husband, Wandlass, was a hotel pro prietor and well to do. He loft r comfortable fortune, and when he died his son, Tom, was a model young ster and a groat church worker. Ho waa precocious, high strung and had a vivid .Imagination. Just when ho became transformed Into a "bad man" no ono seems to know, but ho ran away from boarding school at seventeen and the next hla mother heard of him waa that ho was a member of & gang of thieved. He was never what might be callod a Raffles, Except that he dressed veil and committed most ot his burglaries while clad in evening clothes. He was known to tho police at Kid How ard and Thomas Hanley and had serv ed time in eoveral penal Institutions In tho state ot Now York. in Kansas Towns l When tho bill come up there was a quostlon aa to how It should bo deter mined whether or not a picture camo under this classification and who waa to determine tho quostlon It waa suggested that tho mayor nnd two ministers should bn a censor bQard In each city, but a number of ministers prolostod that thoy did not care to attend moving plcturo shows for any purpose and had no Intorost In seeing whether or not tho pictures were proper. Thon a committee ot tho mayor and one layman and one minister was suggested, but this, too, was unsatisfactory, and It was finally decided that tho mayor of each In corporated city or town should bo the censor unless he named anothor for tho work. Tho censor's word In law. If ho says a plcturo la calculated to be In jurious to tho morals of the citizens or to offer evil suggestions to children, the pictures must bo stopped. It ia provided that the moving picture man may collect damages from tho film exchange- that Bent him tho pictures If his Bhow is stopped. in Managing Sports J. L. Colonlus, Instructor in pbrslcal culture, was disappointed with tho management of tho boys. "Thoy think too much "Of taking n fow trips away from homo in order to havo a good timo, and too littlo of .whero tho expense monoy Is to como from," ho sold. At tho beKlnnlnR of the hnniv-nt imtt season Colonlus Initiated tho plan which put tho girls in control, nnd now tho treasury haa enough monoy in It to wipe up tne football deficit and loavo $75 on doposlt. At his sugges tion, a now athletic association was formed, to which girls wore admitted upon payment of tho "two-bits" Initia tion fee. Neat badges wero given ti the members and tho girls of tho baa kot ball squad conducted an enthusias tic canvass with tho result that there are as. many girls in tho association as thoro are boys. The girls are now managing both the boys' and girls' basket ball teams and will arrange the schedule for the boys' track and baseball teams. Particularly the Ladies. Not only pleasant and refreshing la the teste, but gently cfcasinsr and sweet- flMRg to khe system, Syrup ot Figs sac Elixir of Senna is particularly adapted to ladies ad chSdren, and benefictel in kiD Sa AAA n ArlttsK a ArtiuO.Aasanjfc Jri alii flJCT WVVB n TTBWV4 CT Tt SVl-Wlf5 Cli V.1 1 gV 1" ftg ad effective laxative should be wed. 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My mother had a child who had a rash on Its head when It wob roal young. Doctor called It baby rash. Ho gavo ua medicine, but' It did no good. In a few dnys tbo head Was a solid mass; a running soro. It was awful, tho child cried continually. We had to hold him and watch him to keop him from scratching the sore. Hla Buffering was dreadful. At last wo remembered Cutlcura Reme dies. Wo got a dollar bottle of Cutl cura Resolvent, a box of Cutlcura Ointment, and a bar of Cutlcura Soap. Wo gavo tho Resolvent as directed, washod tho head with tho Cutlcura Soap, and appllod tho Cutlcura OInt mont Wo had not usod half boforo tho child's hoad was clear and free from eczema, and It has nover coma back again. His head was healthy and ho had a beautiful hoad of hair. I think tho Cutlcura Ointment very good for the hair. It makes the hair grow and prevents falling hair." (Signed) Mrs. Francis Lund, Plain City, Utah, Sept. 19, 1910. Bond to the Potter Drug & Chom. 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