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The Nebraska Sanitarium.
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iiiun hud not had Uh turn. It wiih horo
tho Now York theatrical manager ehow-
od hit) powor as a diplomat.
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Tho swell Bot whh loft olT tho pro
Kraininc. Ono of tha oscortB cumo to
tho mimiinor or chairman of tho coni
tnittoo. and aHkcd that tho naino of tho
bountiful irl ho phtcod unions tho sup
pliants. Tho BuppliunLs woro to soil
tho prorummos. Tho thcatrioul man
ager Biiid, "Cortaiuly." Tho escort re
ported itumcdiatoly to thoBWoll &ot. Ho
roportod too soon. Tho other suppliants
rofuBed to work with the swoll sot, or
any part of it. At tho samo timo a
young hoy refused to lend his violin to a
young lady who had boon asked to
rondor a violin obbligato. Thoro was
only ono violin on board. Then tho
theatrical manager proved that ho had
not been in tho theatrical business for
nothing, ilo wont to tho swell sot and
said ho was bo very sorry that he had
boon obliged to put Miss Violin down as
tho other suppliant, but thoy could not
havo but four. It was vory disobliging
of tho boy, and waB roally tho only way
to smooth it over for tho young lady
who had kindly offered tho violin solo.
I am sure, howevor, and bo is Laonio,
that tho swell sot, to uso a vulgar ex
pression, "smell a mouse." Sinco yes
terday thoy havo boon going about tho
boat, discovering acquaintances here
and thoro, and thoro is no end to their
pleasant mnntor.
I think I will go over to tho railing
and tako Loonio's oyeB off tho coaBt of
Ireland. There is no eonso in humor
ing hor too much.- Town Topics.
Dolly Why will you novor bo able to
look Charlie in the face again?
Madgo Ho happened to see me in
tho house with my bathing dress on.
Town Topics.
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Southern Route loaves Ohicago overy
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Kind Lady. "Can you do chores?"
Somnolent Sam. "Yes, mum; any
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speshulty.'' The Bazar.
Small Boy (in country for first time
examining tiny green grapes) "Oh,
mamma, God forgot to put the pods on
these peas." Tho Bazar.
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For tickets and full information call
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FROM THE DECK.
"JuBt look, Aunt Mary," nhouted blue
eyed Mabel, as she pointed out of tho
statoroom window on the first morning
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covered with flounces!'' Tho Bazar.
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