r3 XkioriaAl Society, Jnl Lit) THE COU.i. aW'-i &V,i,v,lt 6"S-,J aiiS1 The Nebraska Sanitarium. i ii WHOhhlfiALK tiwl KETAIL !)I'J l Str. Phono. M2 Mi iiiun hud not had Uh turn. It wiih horo tho Now York theatrical manager ehow- od hit) powor as a diplomat. h Tho swell Bot whh loft olT tho pro Kraininc. Ono of tha oscortB cumo to tho mimiinor or chairman of tho coni tnittoo. and aHkcd that tho naino of tho bountiful irl ho phtcod unions tho sup pliants. Tho BuppliunLs woro to soil tho prorummos. Tho thcatrioul man ager Biiid, "Cortaiuly." Tho escort re ported itumcdiatoly to thoBWoll &ot. Ho roportod too soon. Tho other suppliants rofuBed to work with the swoll sot, or any part of it. At tho samo timo a young hoy refused to lend his violin to a young lady who had boon asked to rondor a violin obbligato. Thoro was only ono violin on board. Then tho theatrical manager proved that ho had not been in tho theatrical business for nothing, ilo wont to tho swell sot and said ho was bo very sorry that he had boon obliged to put Miss Violin down as tho other suppliant, but thoy could not havo but four. It was vory disobliging of tho boy, and waB roally tho only way to smooth it over for tho young lady who had kindly offered tho violin solo. I am sure, howevor, and bo is Laonio, that tho swell sot, to uso a vulgar ex pression, "smell a mouse." Sinco yes terday thoy havo boon going about tho boat, discovering acquaintances here and thoro, and thoro is no end to their pleasant mnntor. I think I will go over to tho railing and tako Loonio's oyeB off tho coaBt of Ireland. There is no eonso in humor ing hor too much.- Town Topics. Dolly Why will you novor bo able to look Charlie in the face again? Madgo Ho happened to see me in tho house with my bathing dress on. Town Topics. 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