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boy. hit seems ter me at I've saw yob
face before.
Ephralm Johnson Tteckon you has,
'cause das where I been wearing It nil
my life. New York "World.
Dash away I had a most realistic
dream last night. I dreamed I was rld
Inp on the elevated road.
Cleverton Why was It realistic?
Dashaway When I woke up I found
myself hanging to the chandelier. New
Tork World.
The New Robinson Crusoe.
I.
It was on an Isle far out In the Pacific
Ocean.
The branches of the palm embraced
the branches of the wild orange, and
the banana bent its stately head and
whispered of its love to his little cousin,
the lemon.
II.
A man in a thatched roof and the
skins of animals came walking along ,
me oeacn, xouowea oy ins lauiuui
dog. Had you looked at the calm, sad I
eye -you would have known that he was
a m-n with .a past.
-- III.
Suddenly he stopped,
spread "over his "face.
An ashen pallor
He saw some.
thing In the sand.
It was the print of a bare foot.
IV.
He cried aloud:
"I fled from the world because of It!
It haunted me there! God knows I was
innocent." J'
He fell to the earth and bis eye became
rlassy.
V.
Long years passed.
Sailors, seeking water, found on the
beach the skeletons of a man and a dog
and a footprint which grimly told that
Trilby had passed that way.
Kaffrrty with an O.
Drowning Negro I'se sinkin"! I'se a
drownln'! Help. Mister Rafferty!
Au Important Wliiatle.
Mother (severely) Why didn't yon
come when I called yon?
Small -'JCoy Why, just as you was
alliBg' me Tommy T raddles, down
treeU whistled for me. I couldn't go
to both, could I?
fare of Ilia Knrt.
"It's a great story," ald the visitor
to the city editor, to whom he was sell
ing Information about a. coming divorce
case. "McSwigger found the co-respondent
in his wife's room, and shot
at lilm four times, but missed, and now
he Is going to sue for divorce."
"Dut how did you get your Informa
tion." asked 'the nlltor.
"Couldn't help it." was the reply;
"I'm the co-respondent." Ex.
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Ladies free Monday night only
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Actual time traveling.
31 hours to Salt Lake.
Gl hours to San Francisco.
CS hours to Portland.
77 hours to Los Angeles.
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a very large stock of choice pictures.
These pictures have been chosen with great
care and we trust they will meet the approval
of our patrons. Our stock is large, and in it
there are a great many excellent studies.
The prices we will sell these for will be ver
much less than the same goods can be purchas
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Kindly give our Art Department your atten
tion. Call at anv time and we will be pleased to
show vou through.
Our Oueensware Department should not escape vour
attention as we carrv some
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"What Is a vested Interest?" asked
one of the lawyers who was examining
a candidate for admission to the bar.
"Well er I suppose you have a
vested Interest when you are compelled
to pawn your vest." replied the candi
date, who was somewhat Impecuni
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this hairoil in" this bottle?
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Tommy (nonchalantly) I guess
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