U f ar F no f -Tmr"T-"r' aJTa MafiaaM Qalte rottllil. ' " ' ,r " feK -T-w-y fL- ay-'i V Amos Moses Snowball Sayl black boy. hit seems ter me at I've saw yob face before. Ephralm Johnson Tteckon you has, 'cause das where I been wearing It nil my life. New York "World. Dash away I had a most realistic dream last night. I dreamed I was rld Inp on the elevated road. Cleverton Why was It realistic? Dashaway When I woke up I found myself hanging to the chandelier. New Tork World. The New Robinson Crusoe. I. It was on an Isle far out In the Pacific Ocean. The branches of the palm embraced the branches of the wild orange, and the banana bent its stately head and whispered of its love to his little cousin, the lemon. II. A man in a thatched roof and the skins of animals came walking along , me oeacn, xouowea oy ins lauiuui dog. Had you looked at the calm, sad I eye -you would have known that he was a m-n with .a past. -- III. Suddenly he stopped, spread "over his "face. An ashen pallor He saw some. thing In the sand. It was the print of a bare foot. IV. He cried aloud: "I fled from the world because of It! It haunted me there! God knows I was innocent." J' He fell to the earth and bis eye became rlassy. V. Long years passed. Sailors, seeking water, found on the beach the skeletons of a man and a dog and a footprint which grimly told that Trilby had passed that way. Kaffrrty with an O. Drowning Negro I'se sinkin"! I'se a drownln'! Help. Mister Rafferty! Au Important Wliiatle. Mother (severely) Why didn't yon come when I called yon? Small -'JCoy Why, just as you was alliBg' me Tommy T raddles, down treeU whistled for me. I couldn't go to both, could I? fare of Ilia Knrt. "It's a great story," ald the visitor to the city editor, to whom he was sell ing Information about a. coming divorce case. "McSwigger found the co-respondent in his wife's room, and shot at lilm four times, but missed, and now he Is going to sue for divorce." "Dut how did you get your Informa tion." asked 'the nlltor. "Couldn't help it." was the reply; "I'm the co-respondent." Ex. THE HE DPI It. ) P. C.-ZEHRUXG J Ccrner of 12lh Manager. and O St. itEXT ATTRACTION MRrtfl)Yo . ....IDE. XtrtW ;-' of jOCIETY $EREMTIME. FlREiMLlLYOAMCE BY- PRICES Jo. 2o and 3o cents. Ladies free Monday night only tickets are bought before 7 p. id. if iCTO Actual time traveling. 31 hours to Salt Lake. Gl hours to San Francisco. CS hours to Portland. 77 hours to Los Angeles. FROM LINGOkN, NEB. ooocoa H. W. BROWN Druggist and Bookseller. 3 9 -Wl-aitiraSE Fine Stationery and Calling Cards 127 S. Eleventh Street. PHONE 68. oojjao A mCTCf t You Know that LMUIC9i"M(trKurj."-lir.Alov'i limne trealineutior Diseases of Women will, without an operation. ue of Instrument, or or iinu exposure, care nil forms of Female Complaint? Kor particulars address CUKaIHIE REMEDY CO., U46 0 St., Uncoh, Neb For thirty Uys r ampler free. ntw yt M-nj- n. ym" r: we iliUSTHATlD " Tif --rm f'J fii Yi Kal V." COURIER, AHegpetti Rector's ! HllllIMIIII)llllllHWM84i)0tOH;nKtMMtlWtt RUDQE & 1118-1126 X. Art and Nature is the Only Consolation WE have within the last few days laid in ' a very large stock of choice pictures. These pictures have been chosen with great care and we trust they will meet the approval of our patrons. Our stock is large, and in it there are a great many excellent studies. The prices we will sell these for will be ver much less than the same goods can be purchas ed for elsewhere. Kindly give our Art Department your atten tion. Call at anv time and we will be pleased to show vou through. Our Oueensware Department should not escape vour attention as we carrv some 0itHo0M0tHCtt0t0Pt Legal Item. "What Is a vested Interest?" asked one of the lawyers who was examining a candidate for admission to the bar. "Well er I suppose you have a vested Interest when you are compelled to pawn your vest." replied the candi date, who was somewhat Impecuni ous." Tommy's Toilet. Tommy (inquirinjjlj) Mamma, is this hairoil in" this bottle? Mamma Mercy, no! That's niucil- & I Tommy (nonchalantly) I guess that's Why I can't get my hat off. j OOCOOO 0000000000000003300 O 5 g CYCLE PHOTOGRAPHS g O A THLETIC PHOTOGRAPHS a 2 PHOTOGRAPHS OF BABIES o PHOTOGRAPHS OF GROUPS EXTERIOR VIEW'S THE PHOTOGRAPHER V29 South Eleventh Street 1 ooooooo ooooocco ooo &U$rv60lbl (gfyocolates n JX . . "-'3sr .' paFmac. j MORRIS CO. Lincoln, Neb. for Living xooc excellent goods. llM00tOM99f OUR' WINTER 1 W and our strictly water proof are having A Great Run. Besides we have all the novelties in dress CALL AXDTBY A PAIR WEBSTER I Will 1043 0 SI. Nil Hi llAX TED-THUSTWORTHY aXD ACTIVE co ntlemen .r ladies to travel for reion eble.ua tablishnl licuse in Nebraska. Monthly SCj.UOand expenses. Positioa steady. .Bcfer uee. Ei: lose s4lf-addresfed stamped "enTol oih. Tlia lJuiniuion Company. l)ot. Chicago 2 s m j, X&A w.1 V1 Cr , 15- itXl . , i . -JS- ' V . . i- riJKt tM,T rcw itrAw i- ti-jfeti