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WOODEN MEN'S TAfoK.
Faak DaTeiHoigot to caver up -the
Bad Dade ibeae cold oighta, and ibe
Dude's nose was nipped 4)j the icoat
Ae a soBBoqueBce be baa bees ia a aullen
atoodforaeme days. Things are sot
going to suit him, and he hasn't hes
itated to giro over to his ,peaflimiflm.
t-t
"Don't yer t'ink it ud .be ther right
t'ing to call time on die 'Trilby bus
iMas?" he said yesterday. "It wuen't
so bad wen all de Trilbies wuz in de
beaks; but aow.dey.haz got loose, an
dare is -a Trilby every .where. Some
Trilbies is did up in inter neckties -and
shoes, an some is on der stage. De
woretof all ia right .here jnliincoln. Say,
does yer know dat a drugstore on. die
street advertises -Trilby punch'?
Wonder it dey calls it dat because de
u daakaait jwith Jus jMdala? Jjo
deadtireduvDu More-e-er. He's jes
about aacheanutty as der valentines
wat Gibson puts in de magizinas, .doae
tahVatuok up girls in 'cjrdwn skirts .an'
balloon sieves. Wot we want is -some-thin'
.new. Xlfe is too short ter monkey
wad ok xumbara. Wet are waai is
aomethin fresh from der ipraas, wid
paper labels an' uncut edges -so -ter
apaak. .An we don't want it John
Keadriak Barjgaey, n' .dat .fellow
Richard Harding Davis, he"a flayed
out He never ought ter hev played
in. .poqanDoyle, der'a a "fellow ,wid de
peeper atroke. Sonny, if, yer going in ter
litewitaor jes tie ter -Doyle. He's de.man
fer jrer money. Nothin' triflin' -an'
Damby-jpamby:bout him. He jes strikes
Mti out .an has fun all .over de ,fiel.
Wen yer readin one uv his books yer
have ter read fast ter keep up with '-him,,
he's so swift But, say, wot's de use
talking literatoor in a town ,w'ere
de people .don't read .nothin .but the
base ball score?
t-t
!Anart, it's jes the same way. Some
people see dose yaller signs de .State
Journal is puttin up all over de -town
and imagine dey is art Dey call 'em
improasioDist.picturts. Dey impress me
in aoch er way dat I her ter take Hood's
every time I aee one ur .'em. Dere are
people wot buy de .Sunday Chicago
papers fer de art supplement alone. Dey
gaxe on dose pictures wot look like do
fleer ur a paint shop, an' talk out
Millais aBd Chase and Corotan'all dose
fellers. 'Dey jiatternize art by stickin
dose.pictures up on de wall. Dat's de
idea some people .her uv art. Dey. don't
know de difference between a circus
poster and a landscape by Corot; but
dey iaiks art jes the same.
"De udder day some feller ast me ef
rt'oughf Lincoln would win de pennant.
Say, some people ain't .got jk, seneo at
all. jit's jes .as foolish .to talk .erbout
de pennant in de middle uv May es it
is ter' bet at de top uv de season dat de
home.team will finish first at de bottom
end.. Jes let ole Buck alone. I've always
noticed dat w'en de 'fellers in -a town
begiastertalk erbout de team ;pullin'
de.Eag.it ginerally .follows ..dat aome
other. team jfits it De ony way .a team
tmrjgtt&efitvteueuzlhy wiBBin.gaaaes
Aat'"I Bay jes let Buak alone. "He ain't
tatin.BOireateitfe;;Borfhi6 :bmo in't
either.Sfdey can.geta holt -oato de
ragman any-put bit down in yer jbook
oatdey'llauakc de grab. ?But don't , get
excited rabout de pennant -now. Tleaty
ar.tian'.tercdat Our -.boys iez showed
dateyeaa do.somethin 'beside -wear
grey.clo's and looktpurty; -jui'we ain't
gat Btbm,.to kJckon-sa.far.Bee?
t-t
It aaakes aacsad ter a ther way
taajB e '. cHera tQhanetllor
OBwteldjtBiHiB' de town, and deareawn
a' ter weTbtooaaeiB.ani.de ?aaen
goin ter -prjae JgMa. JfiBies isn't as
deyusterwu. ,WprejettH' too finn
de aeckle wd PMr fcutiarfiy poppets 'an
RabSoyaecktiea. Die towo is gittin
eportyan so mistake. -Sou't Omaha
isn't in it wid us. .Congressman Bryan
is waarip' daaun8, an' Guy llurlburt,
he has his pants creased tree times a
day. D m wat comes uv lettin t'ings
rup .wide open."
THE COURIER
KEASON.TPI.LY AND BEAUTY.
Some Steal it.
More 'Borrow Jt.
Many -Buy It.
Two Thousand
Subscribe for It
All. these
make many
Headers
who.arealsp
jjurchasers.
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Reason and if olly.and beauty, they say,
Went on a party of pleasure one day,
Folly play'd
Around the maid,
Thfcibells j)f hie cap rung .merrily ,out;
While 'Reason took
'To bis eerrnop-book
Oh! which was the pleaaanter no .one
aeed .doubt
Which was the pleaaanter no one need
douht.
Beauty, who -likes 'to be thought very
sage,
Turn'd for a (WQWentto Reason's dull
page,
Till Folly said,
"Look'here, sweet maid:"
The sight of ihiscap brought - her back
to herself.;
While Reason read
His leaves of Jead,
WHh-oo one 4o mind hitn, poor sensible
elf!
No! nojone to puod him, poor sensible
-eH!
Then 'Reason -grew jealous of Folly's
.gay cap;
Had he .that pn, he ,her Jieart mjght
eatrap
-There it is,"
Quoth 'Folly, "Old .Quiz:"
(Folly was always good-natured, 'tis
said.)
''Under .the sun
"There's no such tun.
"A Reason with my cap and bells
his head,
"Reason ,with my cap and bells on
head."
But Reason the head-dress so akwardly
wore,
That'Beauty now liked 'him ie68 -than
before; r"
While Folly took - "
Old-reason's book, Best Soda Water Fountain
And'twtated the leaves in a cap of such
ton, '
That Beauty vow d
(Though not aloud)
She liked him still better in that than
hk own.
Yes, liked him still better in that than
his own.
Moore.
and it's safe to say that
IF YOUR AD WAS HERE
Where, you see it and read it yourself that a fair share
of these purchasers would find .their xway
.to your store and by purchasing
Iay You a .Handsome 'Dividend
on the investment.
IKS m 71 llil If ffi i
Wall, it will coptipueitojmprpve in quality, .tone and .enterprise
until it shallthave. become
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Prescriptions a Specialty
Toilet Articles.
FINI DRUGS.
in the City.
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Is our Sleeping Car Kate on thol'Jiillips-Rock
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Omajja or Lincoln to Los Angeles or San Fran-ci-co
via the Scenic Route and Ogden. Car
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You have through sleeper, and the -Phillips'
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excursion each week, and you will save money
and hare excellent accomodation, as the cars
have upholstered spring seats, are Pullman
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Addresser full particulars,
MO. SEBASTiM, G. P. A. Chicago.
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company, offers exceptional advantages
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DENVER
IN THE NEWSPAPER OFFICE OF
THE FUTURE
AWD
(Assistant What will. you do with this
article "An Appeal for Justice. tWhydb
One Half 'the Human Race -'Debarred
From the Right of Suffrage?"
Mrs.;Ne wage, (editorial chief of .the
Weeid for Women)-jCut it down sto ;A
quarter of a column aad-put it on the
-Man's Page:"
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cars pass the door to and from all parts of the
city.
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