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THE EKE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. APRIL 22. 1922. The Omaha Bek HO EN ISpE V EMNGSUNDAY. 1MB t ftll.lHIN(l COMPANY a Mtwt. (.eeeral MlW4' UMIIft Of THK ASSotlATtD WOJ 1M t"4 fM at aalre IMMm ss ekuuai ike km Buttimw e U 4mim iM'i4 ss af el eteaaiea tM"4 tt'S Slee it. f.l am l-l'.a- kn ail rSie af ssaveiiesiiee af aw eej.H eajeune art else m.4. Tat HeIM Ml awaajf af le S-41 iia a tallest, ise uaj SMilwwiif an riirusiM se-tfts ee4 la fcsee nnw U Meuisrif eueli.4 e law. afiaaixttaa. Tie el clrcwUlioK f TK Omaha Bee for M.rch, 1122 Daily Average .... .71 775 Sunday Average . ..78.3t5 Tilt BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY . MCWlft. Geaerel Mwwrr CLMIR B. ROOD. CwcuUtiea Meeeaer 3a era a m4 eaeeuifced Mere mt tale Ilk day el r Afrit, I tit (Seel) W. H. QUIVCy. NeUry Fuel BEE TtLHKNla IVItaie Branch tuhanie. Ask for I ha DseerlmsM I'nMt Wintee. rf AT Itaut Nifkl Calls After I P. M I HIIomI 1000 bepertmeel. ATteatle Id J I or lt3. OFFICES Main Olfiee ltlh and Karnam Ce. Huffs-la Bruit l"t. rVmih Side 4M 8. file lit N Yrk-l Fifth Ave. W.anUn-tJM C. HI. ChlMte I7?e Staler Bldg. Carta, Franca 4!0 Rut Bt. lUnore N Lady Aslor and the League. . Lady Ator lias begun her visit to America ' by appealing for the lost cause, that of the League of Nation. Without pre tenting any new eaoii, or more forcible argument, than already . had been used by champion) of the league, this unarming American-born British citizen tellt us that only two nations, the United States and England, are strong enough to give the league . support and make it completely successful. Lady Astor knows Americana well enough to fully realize their abhorrence of war, and she ought to know that when the Leacue of Nations was rejected it was because its proponents would 0 not accept t reservation that gave to the United States assurance that it would not be forced into war by the action of a super-governing body,' i i . i i. - iietcvcr nic league (fivpuscs iu uu in uic nay of restoring peace and tranquility to the world, to avert war and to lead nations along paths of harmonious agreement, has iull approval in America. Because it appeared to able, thought ful Americans that the form of the covenant did not afford sufficient guarantees qi its purport, and because President Wilson insisted on having it accepted just as he presented it, the' compact was rejected. . The United Statesdid not go to Genoa be cause it was deemed wise to allow Europeans to compose European differences. Our people are not indifferent to the future of the race, they are l ot holding aloof from selfish motives, but they do insist that those who are' calling so loudly for help do something to help themselves. Amer icans are ,n'ot encouraged by the exhibitions of old time diplomacy, of duplicity and chicanery, provided at the various conferences that have ' been ' held in Europe - smce the Treaty of Ver- ailles was signed. 'Ai t nation we have no part ip the internal relationships in Europe; our will ingness to co-operate was never feigned, but, its sincerity is aubject to the prudent resolve not to allow our quest for universal peace and happiness In lead fit fnir. a fnnrlrlt nrenarerl riv others. . Europe can expect help from America when existing divisions and rivalries are broken down and a spirit of mutual helpfulness shows over mere, i ne uenoa couicrence may oring iorin tpmetliing of agreement that does not rest on national aspirations or reflect national grievances tjjnd disappointments. If it does, none will re ' $ice more than will the people of the United Srates. - ' -v 1 Investigate First, Not After. It will be some time before Nebraska follows tjie example of Missouri and Votes a $100,000,000 bond issue for building hard-surface roads.' If the heal of controversy would increase with tne amount of expenditure, the present wrangle in this state would seem as nothing. Down in Mis souri even now there is large doubt in the rural' sections over the advisability of paving, " " Thorough investigation is preceding, not fol lowing, road building there. Theodore Gary, head of the Missouri road commission, has just returned from a European tour of inspection. England, he considers.! has the best roads, al though both France and Italy are held superior; in grading and drainage. , . He was interested to find that search for ideal road material is still continuing in England. The j director general ! of roads about - London showed him a place wltre twenty-three sections of road,' each of a different type, had been laid end to nd, for test purposes. Each stretch is . . 100 yards tyig, arid was laid in 1910. Mr. Gary - reports that he learned from this experiment ' twenty types not to build. "Another piece of paving had been down for seventeen years with ' no repairing save an occasional oiling with cheap tar. : " " ' ". Road building, he concludes is a long-time process, not to be finished in one year. ' In Eng land they lay a good foundation' and then they open it to traffic This is used until pot holes and depressions begin' to develop, usually six or seven ytarj Uter. Then they surface it. The " usage to which the foundations has been put has packed and knit it so firmly that it will stand up for a century, with only light cost for maintenance. t . I he full report oi this Missouri road core " missioner, when it is issued, should be full of value to other communities. Douglas county is engaged in extensive road paving, and real in? v . formation from the experience of the old coun tries might ' save large Sums to the taxpayers. "In Her Husband's Name. - - It's a poor rule that doesn't work both ways. For years and years the world has had oppor tunity to note how men hid valuables by putting title to them in the names of their wives. Many ''a creditor has been baffled in his pursuit of pay ment by finding that his debtor had craftily or prudently availed himself of the privilege ac corded by law of making his wife sanctuary, and planting under the aegis of her name substance on which to exist in idleness and security against discharge of his obligations. Sometimes resort to the rule was justified. - Again and again a man found his only protec tion against an old age of indigence was that he -. had given his wife something which she had care fully saved while he went on with his ventures and foundered his fortune on the rocks of ad versity, or lost it in the uncharted channels of speculation."7 - Heraijtomes-the reverse of H this, however. l'p in Minnesota lady trU to be nomiiutcd lor the United State euaie v the democratic Kiel, Thi lingular ambition it complicated by ti e fad that rite ntuct go on the ballot under her ow it name. Nothing would be amiss In thi. were it itot for the fact that the reputation he lui built up lor her.flf, and which the hope to ih in on her candidacy, hat been accumulated in the name of her hmbtnd. Everybody knows Mrs. I'ctfr Oleton, but no one crr heard of Annie Dickson Oleton. And the law sayi the mutt appear en the billot under her own and not her hubandV r.ame. Tough luck, and cruel la! A Trade Without Return. Statements iaiued by Menrk Wray. B gtlow and Elliberry, three candidate of Nebia.ka'a 'third party," furnish an intere.ling liu'ght iito the thought and motive of now warring dementi in that organization. Say Mr. Wray: If I am selected a the progressive candi date for senator, I shall make the campaign at a progressive only nM will not accept en dorsement fr6m other parlfei. ,Mr. Wray then urge the progressive party to endorse Mr. Norton a democratic candidate for governor, doing for Mr. Norton jvhat he doe not want any other party to do for him. Mr. Bigelow spot thi weakliest in Mr. Wrty'i posi tion, which i that progressive support go to democratic candidate with no return of support from cither democratic or republican nources. lie ayc What have our three manipulators to offer ' the republican for support? There h nothing in a trade of nomination with the democrat to attract republican voters.v s He might have added, nor it there anything to attract democratic voter a long at the demo crat contest with progressive for all office ave that where the progreive withdraw in favor of a democratic candidate. Mr. ElUberry. mayor of Grand Island" and progressive candidate for lieutenant governor, declares: ' A a delegate and a 'member of the commit tee that framed the platiorm of the Grand Iv land convention, I know that fusion was abso lutely unacceptable to the men and women who made up that convention. , The progressive at Grand Island who had memories reaching back into the nineties op posed fusion because of a recollection of what fusion meant to the populist party of that day. It resulted in the death of the populist party in Nebraska, in it absorption into another party wherein its members for year wore with much discomfort and despite much unavailing protest me collar ot a political machine of autocratic power and will. Yet that fUsion of thirty years ago was a real fusion, based on a trade of nomi nations, an exchange of support for frower. The present fusion, as various progressives are point ing out, is a promise of support without ex change. It is a contract without comideration. Nebrasjta and 'Kansas Culture. . "It is curious how state lines mark differences in Americans," William Allen White says in the first of a series of articles in the Nation that will discuss the variations, rather than the similarities between each of the forty-eight states. Discuss-' ing his home land, this famous Kansan calls at tention to the absence of the extremes of wealth and poverty tj the rather severe code of morality and the beneficial economic effect of restrictive and regulative legislation. Kansas, ' he asserts, is New England trans planted, and public opinion there is formed in the schools and the churches. The early adop tion of prohibition discouraged immigration from certain European nations and produced in the heart of the west a population very qearly of the pure old American stock. - The average of comfort and well-beings is higher in Kansas than in most other states, Mr. White declares, and yet he has certain misgiv ings. Out Of . this uniformity has come no great man no autist or writer or musician or even a statesman of paramount' ability. Kansas has a cuittire'of its own that seems almost sterile. Beyond observing that over the line in Ne braska is an entirely different sort of civilization, Mr. White does not discuss our state. The New YorkEvening Post suggests that, the answer is to be found in comparing Willa Cather's Ne braska novels with the Kansas' fiction of Ed Howe and Mr, White) " ; ' ' ' '. I This search for the peculiar characteristics of the component parts of the union of states is very much worth while. Spiritually and cultur ally diversity promises more than does monoton ous uniformity. The sameness that covers Kan sas may rous some misgiving at the same time that the variegated makeup of Nebraska gives as surance of a splendid aljoy. ". ' ' Powder and Politics. , Europe, particularly the Balkan region, con tinues to be 4 powder magazine. The explosion of 400 carloads of ammunition in Serbia is only a'mild outward indication of the dangerous inner situa tion. Hundreds of unoffending men, women and children were killed in the-concussion and thou sands injured. This accident is not a great deal dif ferent in its effects from the result of actual war, in which the innocent suffer along with the guilty. , . ; . . King' Alexander, the cablegram states, has sent a message of sympathy to his people at Monastir, and the soldiers are engaged in rescue work. No one has yet risen to ask, him what he planned to do with this vast supply of explosives. Deadly as was this accident, yet it is not a hundredth par$ as deadly as some of the policies that are being followed by the self-determined nations of Europe. They need less powder there and irjore bread, less soldiering and more work, less political scheming and more honest states-, rnanship. Each little state down there is striv-f ing to aggrandize itself, not by any constructive-', policy, but by the destruction of jts neighbors. If the loss of its munitions can affect the policy of one of these nations, the price would be cheap' The Husking Bee lis YourDaij Start ItWithaLmidh HOUSEKEEPING. To keep a house and call it w oik? Thrie'i timply nothing to it, You know, 1 know, the whole world know that any one can do it. No need of brims, we aM know that, to there can be do in iiii. llousrkerping i a woman's woik (rum nituul tClcClMJMI To build a pic. ttiat hap a cake, it really very simple, , , Jutt Wlow out the recipe of Madame Dolly Dimple: A little Milt, a beaten tej some flavoring if yon tike it A little Hour, a little fruit, some Irai dy eld to . spike it. Then there' the scrubbing, sweeping, dusting. I really needn't mention. Such trivial thing. I know, need not be brought to your attention, , And washing, for a family of, say five or even seven. I nut the task it ued to be, 'tit easy for eleven. While sewing tending baby, thete are form of recreation That leave lonely tiour of leisure' to the frau of any nution; So to keep m house and tall it work, there' simply nothing to it. You know. I know', the whole world know, jut anyone can tin it. -D. H. E.. York. Neb. PHILOSOPHY. -Even housework won't hurt you if you let it alone. Nowaday a bun it u-ually something with a raisin In it. Nature pulled one of her mot wonderful stunts when the fashioned a man so he can keep hi mouth shut while his ear remain ope. ' - '' Our idea of the extreme limit of human an noyance U to have opinions forced on one by a man who lias been eating onions. ' Have you ever watched the melodramatic maneuver of a lift-handed contortionist trying to work the dial of a machine -twitching tele phone? Number. PLEASE! ' THE ADS GET 'EM. Frank Carey says some people don't believe in advertising, but they get up in the morning and put on . Phoenix hose. Educator shoes. . ' Manhattan shirts. t ,: Arrow collars. H. S. 3: M. suit. Stetson hat. Etc. ad libitum. (This guy Erank has been following through his sartorial operations 'evidently wasn't addicted to underwear.) . "Invite Us To Your Next Blowout." Ad of a"1ire service company. - " NO MEAT TO BUY. Jack Spratr could eat no fat, His wift could eat no lean, Jack now drives a roadster and 1 His wife, a limousine, v . A COUNTER ATTRACTION. '(As. the saleslady said when she displayed the silk hose.) , Philo: Was in police court (voluntarily) one morning this week. Judge Foster delivered a lecture to two dozen parking law 'violators. Frank Williams' force staged a booze supply off to on-, tide of the judge's bem-h. Judges kc'.m- fell en id V .,.-; too attractive competition.. ' ' , Tim. '' THEY ARE COMING. LAFAYETTE . Wc tho- ght the American tourist -was helping finance . devastated FrancCi - - ' ' - IS IT UP-TO-DATE? A. Conan Doyle says thec,e are horses and cows in heaven. How about automobiles. Cone? ' ' . TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT. The policeman has a word for the wise aid a club for the otherwise. , . . . See where $6,000 is being offered for a Kil marnock edition of Burns' poems. . A poet has to be dead a long time, before his work becomes what you might call valuable. AND HIS NAUE WAS "MALTBY." "Omaha Church Janitor .Held As Bootlegger.'; Beeliue.' To, which one of co-waggers rises to remark that this churchman was moving the 'spiriA. ' '' J ' ; ' ' i ' -' ' FASHION NOTEj jit some parts of India, they say, the MEN wear1) practically nothing. - . . " " If it wasn't for putting on her complexion it wouldn't take a girl long to dre&s. ,.( ("'..- " ISN'T IT JHE STUFF? A man will amaze If he is not dense, At the means and the ways - Of a wise Providence; When at work he would keep ' The sun gives him light, And when he woulc sleep ' ' 1 - Comes the darkness of night. '" , ' It is easier to tell the wife a lie over the tele-, phone, but it is just as hard to make ner Be lieve it. , AFTER-THOUGHT: Almost every silver lining has a dark cloud. PHILO. Safeguarding War Patents A Pennsylvania professor has discovered that intelligence is not necessarj. He might also have added nor prevalent New York does not relish the thought of" the. lakes-to-ocean canal being established, but may get used to it in time. . - . ; A conference between the police judges and the police force might lead to a working agreement. Lady Astor is talking to her English con stituents as well as to her American friends. The Irish arc wasting a lot of perfectly good gunpowder. Sometime justice simply assert! i'itself.". '-'! f ' - ' ' IV is important that Secretary Weeks should succeed in his attempts to get legislation to close the gaps in our patent laws that enable a foreign country to take out rights here that may prove damaging to our national defense in the-event of ,war. Germany, as one of our chief industrial rivals and having a keen interest in all technical matter?, has long been actire in securing valuable- manufacturing rights in' other countries, America included,- and her efforts in this direc tion have been renewed since the war. Whether with a view to future war or merely for industrial advantage, the Germans, are re ported to have acquired such holding in Ameri can "key" industries as to call for governmental inquiry. In the late war astonishing evidence of Germany's "peaceful penetration" into the eco nomic systems of the world was exhibited. We want no repetition of this state of affairs, here in the United States. As a matter of principle, whether or .not the Germans have ulterior mo tives in applying for such patents, wc should in stitute a policy that will keep the national defense in the foreground in the developing of our in dustries. Springfield Union. , Also Spending Less. One noticeable difference between the United States and Ettfopc is that this country is printing less moncy.-i5otoii Transcript . How to Keep Well P V. A IVANS Quaalssa (MsMcaaxi nrixaa. fsa.'a. IM wa) praikai a! titajM. a.ill.4 la l. taaa ay IMiHi .1 UI fca aasaa,, pasaaaally vhsxt to IHMlUtMO. t ". a4ss4 MsalacM la t csacl. lf, t.tai oill pal a..kc dial Mai cMllM tar MissmI 4aaaa. AaViiaaa SXlatt M cut ( list , m tanu vimvuioN' vwu. In !:. Juai ; year so, n,e drain uio rni amallpoai In the rr. iMrt..n area was one , on Imtr times it liifh a the drmh rule fm typhoid fever In 11 eltlt in In I: the number of Hlea-th rrmn smallpox In the' resist ra lion area wa Set. Tlila waa aliuort half many ijraiha aa wrra quo to tyi'lmtil frvrr In the eltlea. Thin mrana that, ihamh snialli U "tluwn," u I not "om" by a M. Wlian i ho utti4r counts ovrr the fallrn foi h pavrr gals mui-li hr ynnd fivr tic fore tha arrty alusgrr grig to hla frrt anit drlivsra a aolnr plra aut-h aa that svhirh hr lamlr.) on T'ulvau. Ctfcl.. Ihn( Dixamt.rr. That nlrirtln liitle cllv rx. trndrd the hnanitallly of It tail to a vUitnr fioni.Kanaaa Ctly. Y linat, lha Jallrr. waa rntertnlnlng SO nlhrr euraia at the lima. Ilia Kannaa CHv honnrrr drv ctnpoil amallpoa and t dava lator ha timk tha city health offi'-rr Into hia ronflilonrr. The nrxt Iiiy all lha nrn anil ilirlr arrvltora itoalrlng vacpnatlin wire accninmodniad. None of the 4trere (laveloneil mlliMix. The rroun of hlgli-anlrited AnirrN ran rlturna trmimrarllv Mttlcliticr In tha lioo.g(iw who dm-ldcit to refuse the vacrlnal hoanitaliiy of Ilia host waa in number. The It levcloMil euiallpnx and all exretit five accented the hnaplinllty of the cllv while they werr golna through tha dlacomforla of 'the dln riae, nine cnrrvlna; ih mutter to thr limit- in that thv permitted I'oirau to tnr them. Klve ware too high-minded tn emliarraii fiiilher their hot. They broke jail and spread amallpox a thousand milea. Tha itronn of eiieata. tiikrn collco- tlvelv, bit the hand which fed them, or. to any it In plain United 8lutea. l gooii cmxena and laxpayrra were compelled to have amnlluox becaune aomr 1 prlaonara referrrd not to B 'accinaled. Of tlieae. I., died. Then came the atnte health depart- men', taking over the aituatlnn. de priving Poieau of the .right of local relf-aovernment for the time: de- iflvini Its citlzena of their individual liberties for the lime: vaccinating the wholo pot and kettle; quaran tining and iHoIaling: acting laa very high-hmded way. it tmist b raid, hut, after a month, turning back to the neonle their government and their Individual libertv. leaving them clean, hnpny and healthy. ' Ouite a blow for hlapitabte T'olenu. delivered bv old man smallpox, lust now lying limp on the ropes, while he referee counted up to. say, about five. Here it la anmewlicre piift the middle of April. The heat will not put amallpax to sleep tinUI aonie wherc around Julv 4. In the mean time the old devil will feint, parrv. duck, Kldeaten and run about the ring. Through hi half-cloned evos ha will watch out for opening The chancea are pretty good that be tween now and tecorntlon day he will find aoine other openine, some occasion when the guard la down. There will be some' other city where a care of smallpox will go unreported for 13 days, when the exposed will be permitted thfc priv ilege of being vaccinated if they ao desire. When the clear-eyed old devil eecs tlila sign ho will slip over another haymaker. . May Her Tribe 'increase. C. E. writes: "1. Will you please tell me the name of several good clubs that cater to women's snorts? I am very fond of snorts, and as I live in the suburbs T find it qiiito. im possible to attempt, to organize a club of this sort, as all the girls seem inclined to go about to dunces and other aorta of places, while I find more pleasure in sports of every description. "I will greatly appreciate it If you will print the names of several such clubs In your paper. - "2. Are raislna, such as one buys nowadays In the Am all packages, harmful to one's health? I over heard several people talking on this aubject one day and they seemed to be Inclined to think that they were Injurious to one's health. At times during office hours I find that T get quite hungry and often get these small boxes of raisins rather than candy." . - ' " JIEPLY. 1. t wish I could, but I know of none such except the T. W. C. A. They have gymnnsia. There are basket ball teanjs in most of these and others besides. They, likewise have swimming teams. 2. They are. not. . ' . .' S. S. writes: "Will you kindly lc,t me know what hemes zoster is? What, pauses it and how can It be cured?" ' ' ' REPLY. It is shingles. 1 It is due to Infection of a nerve with bacteria, freneraUjt of the pneumonia,- or rheumatism group. It is treated Internally with rheu matism remedies and locally with simple applications. . A Change-of-Ufc Drug. . .T. C. M. writes: . "1. What Is "corpus luteum'? . ' "2. What is it used for and what effect has it orr the nervous system? REPLY. 1. Corpus lu'teum is a yellow body which forms in the ovaty of a preg nant animal. . , 2. From this body a drug la made which is used with women suffering from disagreeable symptomsfduring change of life; also vomiting of preg nancy, and in some other conditions. CENTER SHOTS. t Tioiirhhor ns vourself and he'll borrow your '.awn mower find forget to return it. Detroit Journal. The treasury deficit, we suppose, will be blamed on the boll-weevil, who is a democrat. Columbia Rec ord. " , Man with five wives to be tried by woman Jury. Hasn't he been tried by enough women? Dayton News. . Another effort to eliminate "obey" from the marriage ceremony. It should either be cut out or assigned to the proper, party. Richmond Times-Dispatch. - I laa Mm alia.a Ma aacasxaa ImHs la Ma Caaxa a ear la elsrata aaa eaMsr IsaMtM. i paaila laa! Wins aa I "wwiaaaia w. aa aiac 1m aacala. H lalsa taaMa aaa lav aaaae ml Ika siHn j amNMa aaa UHac. aa a-imartlf ! ' aaaleaa. eat laa lha eajitat asat ' " HS ssaaaa ha la ealla the aV a)aa ax eawaa la saa.aaa a aaraat aMai-ae rsanawa: k carrv stwaJaaia la ike telice sWi ) No Moro Arbwcklr. timha. April Ti lha K'diior 'f Tha Ike: 1 want to thank and t-ommetul you fur your editorial on "Itriirrtuent for Arauckla." You hvaeiirewstlJ my swiUiiiirn ta at. a.tly ad I am ame thry are Ihoaa of many thousand of oilier Amerl itaii woman who fal that lha re Waa I of Aibuckla iifiurra now or ever - u 11 an I i -4 ' i in ail cent woman and a dial race to America. i I only wish you could shout your meai from the sky ao all the worn might hear. If thrae picturrt are rrlraaril many of the curious and thuiiihtleiw will go to are. and the iirodui-rr will claim an "increase of business" aa Juitlflcatlon. We do not want to think about uch creatures aa Arburkle; neither do we want to ho forced to think of him by seeing hla pictures. We hope you will any more on I hla aubject until It is finally set lied for all tune. M. C HAItRt. Member Omaha Woman's Club. Ilai ka t'n lln); muh.i. April l. To tha Kdllor of Tha lie: Will Hays' bar of all Arb-nkle films ought tft. and no doubt wilt, meet the firm approval of all rlaht-thlnklnt people. Hut the thing that foea more to Hhow tlie real character of Arburkle than the ltappe caae Is. to my mind, given In the newa Itrma whrn tha Itoppo case first came through the prena. nnd I have never aoen It denied nor commented upon that la. thai, aa reported through the prww, when Arbuckle'a reprobate father failed to furnish, him support fwhen he waa a boy. hla step. mother. by her own lubor. red hla empty stomach and clothed his naked body until he waa able to care for himself. Then, when he waa draw ing thouaanda through the films, he spent his money in lha manner that brought about the Rappe tragedy und left thia old woman to support herself and Arbuckle'a two blind half-slstera by her own hard labor. with no aaxiHtance from lilni. This stamp him aa an ungrateful, con templible. illaplcable "bum." about ihe lowest of human beings, under the conditions. I don't see how any real human could enjoy any of hia slapstick buffoonery when he Is of this char acter. Aa to the Rappe trial. If the Jury did not think the state made a i -use it had a right to acquit him. but when It went out of Its way to eulogize him nftcr the verdict, aa waa reported, and waa criticized by "Hio prosecuting attorney. It la pretty . ' . . . , i. .... goou evmrnco mai uu wan ineu vy a Jury of hla peers, A'. L. TIMBLI.V. WHEN TUB OOLD IS ON THE WILLOW. Wk.u tit ul4 ll' rif i" l sua a Bie. A t ih iun la aa ah satiaw mvi4 wills la4ui al. W'fca lk link l 4avtnl with jcacl And U a? ami.km nais. Aaa lha an "f Pica iaaaal liaai'S Ik fiafS UU W'hse lha tther tlrj la iiilia(, Wih llf a4 fiaars c. rh miHlaai kania that fnllaat maun v( likai4 kaaais I laa, W'haa ea asrmln hill a4 iiri A sjaict lan-a anaaaa. LUa aa ai'S'l ki4 ' cheer?, tlasierra lha lis let i'Mii lha sr walk ami lha fii'ic that III lha a at kink, Anl aajar Ihe Ipea lh askaaiai ssih. . nk-auii r. cociiKvv The Lost Dau if ear ril tit eee4Hk sa4 Bills ae fit ' far I ala, ' Oiler la sliest aeek at Aran ii la ii omiv, WELCH'S Reelawieal Tko Oauka Im s pet eoafiag its rooeWre arllb aa MwrM 1 Sft rage oil alto we ta laa vorlej a4 (pasrt. AIIVEBTISEMET. QUICK RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION Get Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets That (a the Joyful cry of thou sands since Jr. Edwards produced Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel. . Dr. Edwards, a practicing physi cian for 1 7 years and calomel's old time enemy, discovered the formula for Olive Tablets while treating pa tients for chronic constipation and torpid livers. j ; . Dr, Edwards' Olive Tablets do not contain - calomel, but a healins. soothing vegetable laxative. No erlping i8 the "keynote" of these littlo sugar-coated, olive-colored tablets. They cause tha bowels and liver to act normally.' They never force them to unnatural action. It you have a "dark brown mouth" bad breath a, dull, tired feeling sick headache torpid liver consti pation, you'll find, quick, sure and pleasant results from one or two of Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets at bed time. . Thousands take them every night Just to keep right Try them. 15c and !0c. - a, a,, ear. are. Made by Colgate & Co. 1 09 No. 1 6th St. Directly Opposite Post-Office. Sell!! Forced to ENTIRE STOCK OF MEN'S SHOES FURNISHINGS AND PANTS 00 AT 40c a Dollar For Saturday Only Shoes $6.50 Shoeaon sale $3.15 $9.00 8heea, en sale $4.00 $12.00 Bench-made Strat ford Sheet and Oxferdt, new $4.95 ' Pants $5 Blue Serge and Striped Pants, new $2.50 $8 Pantt, made of the best materials $4.65 Hundreds of Shirts . . 75c-9Qc. In all the desired colors with or without collars. Some Pongee-colored shirts to be. closed out Saturday at 90c UNION SUITS $1.25 Athletic Union Suite at 65? $2.00 Athletic Union Suits, at 95 Balbriggan Union- Suits, short aleevet and ankle lengths. Regular $2.50 value go at $1.15 TIES 650 Silk and Knit Ties, in all the desired colors, Sat urday only...... 45eJ HOSE Men's Cotton Hote, 7 pairs for $1.00 Lftle Hose, 3 pairs for $1.00 Silk Hose, regular $1.25 values, t 60cj Shop and Shop early, as this stock will go fast at these ridiculous low prices. ' Bemember the address 109 North Sixteenth Street. Directly Opposite Postoffice. 2. The garage mechanic has gener ous moment He never chargea any thing for the crease he uses on the upholstery. Hartford Times. Docs the apartment shrink, be cause the family docs or does the family shrink because the apartment has? Greenville (S. C.) Piedmont. A Minnesota judge says that 'wo men are a disappointment aiijurors. Give 'em time. As soon as they learn to chew tobacco and play pitch, they'll be Just aa good as the o,ld fnshioned kind. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Clothes Made the Way You Want Them Jhe highest type of hand tailoring goes into, that suit or top coat of yours when ordered here. Such tailoring is - recognized for ;ts superiority by hundreds of men who come here for their clothes. The finest foreign and American woolens, together with the latest styles and perfect fitting go with every garment. At our price every man can afford to have his clothes made to indi s vidual measure. Famous Dundee All-Wool, Made-to-. Your-Measure Suits Perfect Fit and Satisfaction Guaranteed These wonder value suits at $25 meet the style and service requirements in every detail of the man who has been accustomed to paying $50 and $60 for his clothes. Seeing js believing and the- Dundee stands ready to show all Omaha the marvelous merits of Dundee Made-to-Measure $25 Suits. Dundee Woolen Mills NORTHWEST CORNER 15TH AND HARNEY STS.