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    THE BEE: OMAHA. SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 27. 1921.
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Woman Is Cast
On Uninhabited
Isle by Typhoon
Kinds Out. Just How Robinson
Crusoe Felt Rescued After
3 Days ly Fisher
man. Oakland, Caf., Feb. -'. To Mrs.
Charles K. Stone has fallen the ex
perience of being a Mrs. Robinson
Crusoe.
Recently during a twenty months'
isit vith her husband in the Phil
ippines she was washed overboard
from a sailing vessel during a ty
phoon and spent three days on an un
inhabited island.
Her husband is an importer and
exporter, Mrs. Stone said. His busi
ness took him to Iloilo in the Philip
pines. She went along. They trav
eled on a dinky little coasting
:. (earner.
Stormy Wind. .
"When we were off of Bolino
A stormy wind began to blow.
Our boat did wibble-wobble so
That overboard I went"
paraphrases Mrs. Stone,
' In reality it was such a stormy
wind that it was rated as a typhoon,
and the little craft bobbed like a
cork battling it. As the storm be
gan to bflbside Mrs. Stone, life pre
server on her arm, went on deck to
get some air. She got more than
air. She got so huge a wave in the
back that she' went overboard, and
the folk on the boat could not res
cue her.
While the distracted husband and
the boat went on to Bolino, Mrs.
Stone and her life preserver went
on a regular Robinson Crusoe isle.
Buckles Up.
"I have an intimate knowledge
now of bow that man Alexander Sel;
kirk felt when he was cast ashore on
the deserted island. I knew that this
island that I was on could not be
vacant at all times for I found the
remnants of fishermen's camps. I
just buckled up and ate fruit and
waited There was plenty of fruit
on the island. The weather was
good and outdoors was no hard
ship." Three days later fishermen found
her. and in their boat she went to
Bolino and found a husband who
School Teacher Resigns; .
Grandmother Wants Job
Cadiz, O.. lieb. 26. Miss Mary
Campbell resigned as teacher in the
local public schools. Among the
applicants for the position as her
successor is Mrs. Elizabeth Corn
well, grandmother of the V former
teacher, now Mrs. Gillespie. She is
the widow of Col. John Conwell,
Mexican war veteran, who died last
summer.
j AOVKRTIS WENT
"Gets-It"
Tickles
' Corns
to Death
Fint Stop All Pain Then Peel
the Corn Off.
Don't try to ton trot on corn tortured
feet. Get rid of your corns. If you have!
Make .Your Feet Happy t Remove Thoe
Corn With "Getm-U."
never teen a corn tickled to death, just
apply a few drops of "Gets-lt" to yours.
Then watch that corn die? peacefully as
if it had Bona to sleep. Soon it is noth
ing hut a loose piece of- dead skin that
.you can lift right off with your fingers.
Get after them now. Your druggist
has "Gets-It." Costs but a trifle or
nothing at all if it fails. Mfd. by K.
Lawrence A Co., Chicago.
ADYKKT1EMENT
Doctor Prescribes
D.D.D. for Banker
Write to H. J. Bowers, Cashier First National
Bank, Tracy City, Tenn.
"The worst case of Enema I belie
anyone ever experienced. Was setting
me wild. Sent for my doctor. He rec
ommended Tkrm Dt. Marvelous relief
from tho Tery first application."
A Tone suffering from skin trouble mild at
aevore should investigate at once the merits
f D. D. D. Try it today. We guarantee the
Int bottle. lie, 60c and fl.M.
H2XIQ).ID&.
EL lotion ibr SWn Disease
Five Sherman & McConnell Drug Stores
ADVERTISEMENT
HE DARKENED HIS
GRAY HAIR
Tells How He Did Iu
Mr. J. A. McCrea, a well-known
resident of California, who was
called Daddy and Grandpa on ac
count of his white hair, and who
darkened it with a home-made mix
ture. recently made the following
statement:
"Anyone can prepare a simple
mixture at home that will darken
pray hair, and make it soft and
Klossy. To a half-pint of water add
1 ounce of bay rum, a small box of
Barbo Compound and Vi ounce of
glycerine.
"These Ingredients can be bought
at any drug store at very little cost
Apply to the hair twice a week un
til the desired ehede Is obtained. It
does not color the scalp, Is not sticky
W greasy and docs cot rub off."
Inauguration of Harding Scheduled to
Be the Greatest Ever Held in America
lly I ill rr kill Service.
Washington, Feb. 26. The greatest
inaugural parade in United States
history is scheduled for March 4.
On that. day Warren G. Harding will
ride from the White House to the
capitol in 'a great automobile with
President Woodrow Wilson, to be
gazed upon in their stately journey
by an estimated 100,000 men, women
and children gathered at the national
capital for the inaugural ceremonies.
On this ride President Wilson will
sit on the right side of the car and
Mr. Harding on the left. One hour
or so latar on the return trip to the
White House President Warren G.
Harding will sit upon the right and
at his left will be Professor Wood
row Wilson.
In that hour between the two short
,trips of the presidents will have oc
curred the change which will put
the helm of the ship of state into,
new hands.
Go to President's Room.
About 11 o'clock President-elect
Harding will leave his home with
members of the joint congressional
committee on the inaugural for the
White House. Two committee mem
bers will share the conveyance of
the outgoing and incoming president
on the trip, to the capitol, while oth
ers will sit with the vice president
elect. '
A survey of the past inaugurals is
a source of interest in the light of the
many novelties and unusual episodes
to be found in the older days before
the increasing years of etiquette.
When Thomas Jefferson was in
augurated he walked from a stately
mansion on Capitol Hill, according to
the best tradition, to the capitol, and
his grand military tribute consisted
cf a salute and a present arms by the
Washington artillery and a company
of Alexandria riflemen.
When President Wilson rode to
the great building in 1917 he was the
cynosure of more than twice the
number of eyes possessed by our then
standing army, and from in front of
the White4 House he witnessed the
marching of 26.500. men. The
crowds were five .days assembling
and about as many departing.
Washington Sworn In.
George Washington became presi
dent in New York on April 30, 1789.
Letters From a Home-Made Father
To His Son
J
By ED STREETER.
Spring Cleaning.
Dear Son: Every time I get
through readin the papers nowdays
I feel so low Fd have to stand on a
brick to look a snake in the eye.
What with Investigate Committes,
Boards of Inquiry, grand Juries an
juries that ain't so grand, the proverb
ial camel has a lot better chance of
threadin hisclf than an ordinary man
has of passin through life without
makiri the acquaintance of his local
gaoler.
Vice an corruption is geum so
common that it ain't a question of
who to persecute next but of findin
ennncrh npreprntors tn take care of
the waitin list. If a man ain't indict
ed at least once it means he am t got
much standin in the community. In
the case of most of the men that I
used to hope youd take alter when
nrae fi voiincster the nolire has
, J - ,
beaten you to it. Nobody knows
, i' - :.. Al.n..t tUa
wnen nis turn is luiumi. nuuui mv.
(aIIauto ftiQt ran feel anv secur
ity these days is hold-up men an safe
crackers.
It's yery depressin. I can Temem
ber when a newspaper was a respec
table wy ot passin a winter evenm.
Dn ih frnnf tiace tvfts ant to be all
cntertainin account of a railroad ac
cident, or the unmentionable details
f o Hltmrrp raen An inside was tht
VVimmin's Corner givin warnin of 67
different ways oi cooKin masnea po-i-t.c
Vr flip amusement of the
men there was the bankruptcy colums
an the announcement ot tneir menas
wills. An fer the children there was
rirawins with offers of a free ppec
list of the "Everbust Steam-engine
r.,. !, f,rct Tirntlitrv what could find
27 heads of George W'ashinton what
wasn't there. ,
These times is gone. Ail tne
papers do nowdays is to destroy
my Delict in my icuuw v, ..
always suspected em an it's' dis-
illusionin to know i was ngm.
rknr.riprc that it took vears to
grow is bein clean-shaved overnight.
Investigatin Committes are tuniDim
poti other fpr the honor of
bein the first to send our prominant
citizens to gaol. llie.oniy saie
fpr a vupII known man is to
iiiv.i. .. . .
get on one of these committes nis-
Tt'o rliciMirairin tn find out the
number of honest citizens that's
crooked. I don't dare say a gooa
sKnnt a man uowdavs till I
read the papers. Every monun it s
the same thing: "Popaler Preacher
Indicted fer Fishin Pennies Out of
the Poorv Box." "Policeman Ex
torts Bribe fer Directin .Old Lady
to Her Hotel." "Smith Investiga
tin t'ommitte Asks fer $10,000 to
Investigate the Jones investigatin
Commute. "JJoiiar xear .vian
Dunn the War Accused of Raisin
hi sa1arv rherV- to Ten Dollar.
"Professor Burbank Suspected of
Graftin by California warmers.
No Use for Money.
An so' it goes from one day to an
other till I begin to think there
ain't an honest man in the world
ft a Bena F Bailxa
Sanatoriu
This institution is the only one
in the central west with separate
buildings situated in their own
grounds, yet entirely distinct, and
rendering it possible to classify
cases. The one building being fit
ted for and devoted to the treat
ment of noncontagious and nonmen
tal diseases, no others being admit
ted; the other Rest Cottage being
designed for and devoted to the
exclusive treatment df select mental
cases requiring for a time watchful
care and isecia nursing.
Odd Bibles Ustd
To Administer
Executive Oath
Faded and yellow, as historic
as a book well may be is the
Bible carefully kept at the cap
itol which many a president has
kissed in accepting the oath of
ofticc. It is more than a century
old and seldom has been called
into requisition in the past two
decades, most incoming chief ex
ecutives furnishing their own
volumes.
Cleveland . provided a Bible
little larger thaji a human- hand.
McKinlcy's was presented him
by a group of negro bishops and
was a tremendous affair bound
in morocco. Roosevelt used the
same book as on the occasion of
his assumption of the governor
ship of New York.
Weighted with what must al
ready have been his decision re
specting a declaration of war on
Germany, Woodrow Wilson on
March 5, 1917, repeated, in a voice
of deepest solemnity the oath pro
posed to him by Chief Justice
White and kissed the Bible on
this passage:
"The Lord is our refuge; ever
present help in time of trouble."
Flis journey to the city from Mount
Vernon was a 200-mile triumph.
Flowers were .rained at his feet and
songs chanted in his honor at Alex
andria. Georgetown, ' Baltimore.
Wilmington, Chester, Philadelphia,
Trenton and Elizabethport, where
he took barge for New York. But
the officTal procedure was not so
sweetly spontaneous.
On the steps of the old Federal
building, now replaced by the sub
treasury and made memorable by
many events, latest of them a tragic
bomb explosion, he was sworn in as
the first president. Chancellor Liv
ingston administered the oath of of
fice, and sent forth the shout: "Long
live George Washington, president
of the United States," which was
enthusiastically echoed by the
crowd, but later contemned as being
ceptin myself. An when I hear a
step on the front porch my first im
pulse is to slip out the back door.
It's got to a point where I don't
know what to do with my money. If
I put it in a bank I'll find ont next
week that the board of directors used
it fer their annual picnic. I can't
leave it in the blue china bowl cause
fer all I know the hired girl may be
i l Know ine nireo gin may De
of the underworld (though.,
ranees As against her). If I"
it I'm'the victem of profiteer-
queen
appearances
soend
in. If I give it to the. Sossiety fer
Improvin the Morals of the Senna-
'A newsnacer was a respectable way
of passin a winter evenim"
gambtans some investigatin COllilllit
to find mit fer inf that the Sen-
nagambians never had any morals to
improve.
If I make money they'll get me fer
graft. If I don't they'll get me fer
bein a public nusance. Ifs just a
matter of what you'd rather have on
tlip rernrrls acrainst vnu.
It boils my anger every tim I think
of the admiration I've wasted on fel
lows like Caesar an Napoleon an
Gobaldi an their sort. How do we
know thpv were creat men? Because
they wrote books admittin;it. If a
man wrote a nook today contKiin
his greatness to the public do you
snimnse his nirttire would be buiie in
all the schools? More'likely hcd
find an invesigatin committe sittin
on the doorstep when he went to take
in the milk. Instead of bein hung
in the school room the ceremony
would be performed in the open air
with the assistance of the telcpgraph
company. ' - t
No More Heroes.
Cicero, as counsel for the Brutus
Investigatin Committe, would have
had Caesar on the carpet the min
ute he got back from Africa. The
tired Roman business man sittin
down to read his paper after dinner
by the light of his Roman candle
would have found out that the
whole thing was a frost.
"JULTUS CAESAR INDICTED
ON XXVI I COUNTS." says the
headlines. "STATESMAN AL-
T.pr.ED TO HAVE BEEN
SHOOTING DICE ON RUBI
CON INSTEAD OF FIGHTING.
WHO PAID FOR GOVERN
MENT TUG BOAT USED BY
CAESAR AN CLEOPATRA FER
PICNICS UP THE NILE? ASKS
CICERO. LAWYER'S AGENTS
GATHER EVIDENCE. HOPES
TO BE ABLE' TO ACCUSE A
NUMBER OF OTHER PROM
INANT CITIZENS BEFORE
THE HIDES OF MARCH."
Yes, sir, the age of heroes ended
u;lipn the nrivilepp of assassinatin
" - - - i o-
.Investigatin Committes was taken
away from public men. Our great
granchildren will have to look
through the court records to find
out who was who in our day. The
chances are they won't care. There's
little to stir the imaginaiton in
readin accounts of how the great
men of histery after breakin all
their competitors ended their lives
by breakin rock.
An yet, as I sit here lookiu out
a cry too reminiscent of "God Save
the King."
Washington's second inaugural
took place at Philadelphia.
When John Adams came in, in
3797, more attention was paid to the
great man going out of office than
to the worthy one coming in.
Thomas Jefferson assumed the
presidency in the raw and muddy
town of -Washington. Adams re
fused to reive any part in the cere
monies, declaring he was "unwilling
to enact the role of. captive chief in
the triumphal procession of the vic
tor to the capitol."
Clouds Over Madison.
James Madison came in under the
threat of war, a threat which pro
duced an unprecedented mobilization
of 10,000 persons in Washington to
witness the inaugural. All day Icing
cannon boomed and crowds surged
through th village.
Andrew Jackson's assumption of
office was as unorthodox and star
tling as many of his acts in office. The
head of the newly formed democratic
party, risen from t he wreck of the
old republican, slipped unostenta
tiously into Washington, found the
president gone from the White
House, and beheld a free-for-all on
the lawn of his new home on the
night of March 1. This was the
famous occasion on 'which a mob
charged the White House, surged in,
broke glasses, trampled on costly
furniture and could not be diverted
from its purpose of "whooping 'er
tip" until many tubs of punch were
deposited on the' grass as a bait to
draw the roisterers forth.
Guard for Lincoln.
A military guard, exercising ap
proximately the vigilance of the present-day
secret service, protected Lin
coln from possible attack, during his
journey to Washington and the
inaugural ceremonies. Batteries of
artillery were stationed at Delaware
avenue and B street, southwest, dur
ing the swearing-in at the capitol,
and, the officer in charge w hen Lin
coln was driven away to the White
House muttered: "Thank God."
For several decades congress has
been arguing at four-year .intervals
the wisdom of changing' the inaugur
al date from March 4 to some time
when the first breath of spring might
reasonably he expected to banish the
chill of winter.
over the world from the back parler,
it strikes me we're not much worse
than we ever was an hea'ps better
than most.
About once a year your mother
gets a queer look in her eyes, rolls
up her sleeves an grabs a broom.
About that time I visit your cousin
Joel Buck of Miiford on business.
After the explosion is over, though,
an the dust is settled I come back to
find things about th same as ever
ceptin fer a disagreeable smell of
soap. An so we live Quiet fer an
other year.
It's a kind of disease. Humahs be
ins is so made that every so often
they begin to notice dust behind the
pictures an i cigar ashes 1 under the
parler sofa. ' It could all be fixed
with a broom an a rag but that ain't
accordin to nater. The house has
got to be grabbed by the heels, tipped
upside down an everythin shook out.
That havin been done, whatever itsn't
broken is put back' just like it was
before. An outsider couldn't see .no
change. The effect on the moral
character, though, is tremenjous.
It's somethin like that we're goin
through now. An when we're fin
ished we'll have about the same fur
niture we had in the first place, but
we'll feel a lot different towards it
till the season fer bousccleanin comes
round again, i
yours patiently-,
AMOS H.; AMESBY,
Fath.
(CopyriKtit.' 1981. by Ed Shrwler.)
Wellesley Rats Too Smart '
To Fall for Common Traps
Wellesley. Mass., Feb 26, Cul
ture is so widely spread iu Welles
ley that even the rats are learned,
At least, they are too well edu
cated to be caughj by the ordinary
tricks.
Numbers of Wellesley residents
have been trying to trap the rats
in the vicinity of Brook street, only
to find .their traps set at night, care
fully hidden from sight in the morn
ing by neat little mounds of earth,
and in some cases buried so effec
tively that even those who set them
could not find them again.
"Pineapple Sweeps"' Now
Popular Game in Loudon
London, Feb. 20. "Pineapple
sweeps" have been imported to Lon
don, with a view to adding to the
gaiety of dinner parties. Twenty-live
cents is paid into a pool for a guess
as to the number of leaves on the
pineapple.
At a recent dinner' T. P. O'Connpr
guessed ISO leaves, Sir Herbert Mor
gan, 80; Harold Cox, the economist
55; Edmund Geese, the literary critic,
50, and Ernest Newman, the musical
authority, 61. The correct number
was 83.
ADVKBTISKWFNT
IF SKIN BREAKS
OUT AND ITCHES
APPLY SULPHUR
lust the moment you apply
M4ntho-Sulphur to an itching, burn
ing or broken out skin, the itching
stops and heeling begins, says a
r.oted skin specialist. This sulphur
preparation, made into a pleasant
cold cream, gives such a quick re
lief, even to fiery eczema, that noth
ing has ever been found to take its
place.
Because of its germ destroying
properties, it quickly subdues the
itching, cools the irritation and heals
the eczema right up. leaving a clear,
smooth skin in place of ugly erup
tions, rash, pimples or roughness..
You do not have to wait for im
provement. It quickly shows. Yoi
can get a little jir of Mcntho-Sul-phur
at any drug store.
R. R. Tooh Bali'
Has All Jobs On
"Yellow Streak"
He's L'verything From Gen
eral Manager to Utility Man
On 22-Mile Montana
Koatl.
While Sulphur Springs, Mont.,
Feb. Jo. A "lichtning change"' artist
of rare ability is A. J. Nicholson of
this town, who, almost singlehanded,
operates the White Sulphur Springs
& Yellowstone Park railroad sys
tem. Nicholson is director, general
manager, superintendent, dispatcher,
station agent, conductor, baggage
man . and all-round utility man of
the "Yellow Streak," the winding
roadbed Of which covers 22.8 miles
in a roundabout journey from here
to Helena.
Ambitious residents of this town
who a few years ago' participated in
the promotion of the railroad are
now complaining that the service
furnished is not on a par with that
afforded by the primitive four and
six-horse stage coaches. They say
it now takes 24 hours o'l a zig-zag
course, to go from this place, which
was famed among pioneers for the
medicinal properties of its hot
springs, to the state capital, while
the stage coaches negotiated the
journey in 12 hours.
Built by Ringling.
The road was built by Join; Ring
ling, circus man and railroad mag
nate, and is known as the "Scenic
Limited," and is a single-handed af
fair from start to finish,
Nicholson is titled superintendent
and general .freight and passenger
agent, with headquarters here, when
he is not on the road. Iu the course
of his duties he has put many a show
troupe to shame for his ability at
rapid changes. When he opens" the
statipn here in the morning he dons
the cap, buttons and authority of su
perintendent. When he counts the
cash'jfor tickets, throws on the bag
gage, -distributes the mail and flags'
his "through" train to a stop he ap
pears in overalls, but the title of
conductor blazes in gold cord on his
rap. In the latter regalia he goes
through the train with which he
makes every trip. He also dons the
baggageman's cap and authority when
h, wrestles with farmers' grain, pigs
and other produce at 'way stations.
There are four stops on the road.
Must Pay Cash. ,
"Factotum" Nicholson declares "his
road is badly in need of the coin of
the realm, and from all who ride on
the "Yellow Streak" be demands cash.
He refuses to take lip any tickets ex
cept those he himself sells at one sta
tion or another, and the mileage
books used by state officials are
courteously, but firmly refused, with
the explanation that "this road needs
cash.''
The lone train, which operates on
the "Yellow Streak," is made up of
an engine, a combination' baggage
and mail car and a passenger coach.
The passenger car is a "'left over"
from the Milwaukee railroad, which
owns much of the stock .of the W.
S. S. & Y. P.
The car is a little the worse for
lack of paint. Its wooden floor is
worn, and to repair this damage the
floor was given a heavy coating of
concrete and now has all the appear
ances of a suburban sidewalk.
John Ringling. circus man and
Are You Weak, Worn or Worried ?
Is Your Blood Thin and Watery
o that it makes you nervous, sleepless or easily fatigued?
Don't wait until you collapse but commence to fortify
your starving blood with iron today. How to do it.
If you aire undergoing STRAIN, STRESS OR TROUBLE, don't forpet that
it is probably sapping , file iron from your blood and that your RED BLOOD
CORPUSCLES are likely DYING BY THE MILLIONS.
WHEN YOU FEEL THE FIRST WARNING SYMPTOMS when you
commence to lose your strtnyth or vitality, don't sleep well at night, are highly
nervous or irritable; g?t the "blues" easilyj when your eyrs begin to lose their
luster or brilliancy and the lid are pale inside (a most important symptom) then is
the.time you should act; and not wait until you go donn in a state of complete nervous
prostration or physical collapse.
A New York physician says that MORE THAN ONE-HALF THE POPU
LATION OF AMERICA PERISHES BEFORE MIDDiE AGE and that one
of the chief contributary causes of this terrible waste of human life is the devitalizing
weakness brought on by lack of iron in the blood.
THERE ARE 30,000.000,000,000 RED
BLOOD CORPUSCLES IN YOUR BLOOD
AND EACH ONE MUST II AVE IRON.
When your blood is starving for iron no
mere tonic nor stimulants can put you
right. You must have iron. To Ret iron
you must eat the husks of (Trains and the.
peels and skins of fruits and vegetables as
our forefathers did or take a little orKanic
iron from time to time and eat 'more such
iron-containing foods as spinach and ap
ple. But be sure the iron you take is
organic iron and not metallic or mineral
iron which people usually take. Metallic
iron is iron just as it conies from the ac
tion of ' strong acids on small pieces of
iron and is therefore an entirely different
thing from organic iron. Organic iron is
like the iron in your blood and like the
iron in spinach, lentils and apples. It
may be had from your druggist under the
name of Nuxated Iron.
Nuxated Iron represents organic iron in
such a highly condensed form that one
AllVKRTISKMF.NT
Doctor Tells How to Strengthen
Eyesight 50 Per Cent in One
Week's Time in Many Instances
A Free Prescription You Can Have
Filled and Use at Home.
Philadelphia, Pa. Do you wear Rlaeaes?
Are you a victim of eye strain or other
eye weaknesses? If so, you will be plad
to know that arcordinir to Dr. Lewis
there is real hope for you. Many whone
eyes were failing say they have had their
eyes restored through the principle of this
wondeful free prescription. One man saya,
Bfter trying it: "I was almost blind:
could not see to read at all. Now 1 can
read everything without any Rlasses and
my eyes do not water any more. At nieht
they would pain dreadlully; now they fel
fine ail the time. It was tike a miracle
to me." A lady who used it says: "The
atmosphere seemed hazy with or without
Klaise, but after usiwr this prescription
for fifteen day everything seems clear. I
ran even read fine print without classes."
It is believed that thousands who wear
classes can now discard them in a reason
able time and multitudes more will be
able to strengthen their eyes so as to be
spared the trouble and expense of ever get
railroad builder, who appears. iriMhe
railroad guide as coming from Fifth
avenue. New York, apparently has
penchant from these short haul
railroads. He is president of the
Oklahoma, New Mexico and Pacific
railroad with 2''.0- miles of trackage;
is connected with the St. Louis and
Hannibal railroad, 192 miles, the
Dayton, Toledo and Chicago rail
way, 95 miles, and the Ringling,
Eastland and Gulf railroad, 23 miles.
Wife Seeks Decree
21 Years; To Get It
Hubby Dodges AnHind Coun
try Long Time Nabbed
In Chicago.
Chicago. Feb. 26. Aier a chase
of 21 years, Mrs. Leah 11. Norman
has finally caught up with her hus
band and managed to get a divorce
from him. According to her testi
mony, her husband, Frederick A.
Norman, deserted her in Novct.ibcr,
1899, eight years after they Jiad
been married.
He went to Kansas and then she
lost track of him fpr a while. .For
21 years she sought in vain for her
husband, who is ah oil stock pro
moter. Always he eluded her.
He was in Chicago with another
woman last July, but managed to
leave town before his wife could
get out a writ for him. y
Recently she learned that her hus
band was going to return to Chicago
and through her attorney obtained a
writ of ne exeat, which was sc"rved
on him asthe stepped from the train.
The writ made it necessary for him
to put up -bonds guaranteeing his ap
pearance, and so the case was finally
heard. .
Judge Kickham Scanlan in the cir
cuit court indicated he would grant
a ''divorce and signed an agreed order
whereby Mr. Frederick will pay ni
wife $10,000 in cash immediately and
$5,000 annually for five years.
ADVF.KTISKMKNT
C0M6 SAGE TEA
INTO GRAY HAIR
Darkens Beautifully and Re
stores Its Natural Color
and Lustre At Once
Common garden sage, brewed in
to a heavy tea, with sulphur and
alcohol added, will turn gray,
streaked and faded hair beautifully
dark and luxuriant. Mixing the Sage
Tea and Sulphur recipe at home,
though, is troublesome. An easier
way is to get the rcady-to-use prepa
ration, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, a large bottle, at
little cost, at drug stores, known as
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur ''Com
pound." thus avoiding a lot of muss.
While crav. faded hair is not sin
ful, we all desire to retain our youth- i
mi appearance ana attractiveness.
Kv rlark'Pninor vnnr hair with Wv.
eth's Sage and Sulphur Compound,
no one, can tell, because it does it
so naturally, so evenly. Y'ou just
dampen a sponge or soft brush with
it and draw this through your hair,
taking one small strand at a time;
by morning all gray hairs have dis
appeared. After another application
or two your hair becomes beauti
fully dark, glossy, soft and luxuri
ant, and you appear years younger.
doce of it is estimated to be approximately
equivalent (in organic iron content) to
eating half a onart of spinach, one quart of
green vegetables or half a dozen apples.
It's like taking extract of beef instead of
eating pounds of meat. ,
If you are not strong or well you' owe
it to yourself to make the following test:
See how long tyou can work or how far
you can walk without becoming tired. Next
take two five-grain tablets of ordinary
Nuxated Iron three times per day after
meals for two weeks. Then test your
strenght again and see how much you
have gained.
Over 4,000.000 people annually are using
NUXATED IRON. It will not injure the
teeth nor disturb the stomach. Y'our
money will be refunded by the manufac
turers if you do not obtain perfectly satis
factory results.
Beware of substitutes. Always look for
the word NUXATED on every package
and the letters N. I. on every tahlet. Sold
by all druggists.
ADVKKTISKMKNT
ting RlasseB. Eye troubles ot many de
scriptions may be wonderfully benefited
by following the simple rules. Here is
the prccription: Go to any active drug
store and get a bottle of Bon-Opto tablets.
Drop one Rnn-Opto tablet in a fourth of
a glass of water and allow to dissolve.
With this liquid bathe the eyes two to
four times daily. You should notice your
eyes clear up perceptihly right from the
start and inflammation will quickly dis
appear. If your eyes are bothering you,
even a little, take atepj to save them now
before it it too late. Many hopelessly
blind might have been saved if they had
cared for their eyes in time, i
NOIl-;: Another prominent physician to whom
thw alMive article was nuhmillfttl. said: "Boa
Opto is a vtry renm rkabln tumedy. Its ion
si itueat ItindiejiU are. well known tn cimne.it
sts spacUliKis and wtdelv preM-rlted tiv tiie-n
The. manufacturers guarantee it to strengthen
mpsiaht 5n er cent in one week's time m many
instances or refund the m'wiry. It can he ob
tained from any aocd druggist and la one of the
rerv few preparations 1 feel should he kept on
hand for rcgntnr use In almost eerv family." It
is sold in this eiry by all good drusei'l. in
ciudmi: tho Sherman A McConnell and tlit Mel
cher Htnres.
Cardinal Pans Jazz Dance
Paris, Fob. ' The shimmy, the
tango, the fox trot are liuding even
less favor with Cardinal Dubois, the
now archbishop of Paris, than they
did with t lie late Cardinal Aniette.
While the latter severely admon
ished bis flock as regards dress in
dance halls, Cardinal Dubois goes
further in condemning both dress
and dances. He terms thcic dances
as "immoral sins."
AOVKRTINKMENT
i STOP CATARRH! OPEN
t NOSTRILS AND HEAD ;
i
I S Cream Applied in Nostrils ?
Relieves Head-Colds at Once.
If your nostrils are clogged and
your head stuffed and you can't
breathe freely because of a cold or
catarrh, just get a small bottle of
Fly's Cream Halm at any drug store.
Apply a little- i f this fragrant, anti
septic cream into your nostrils and
let it penetrate lk.ough every air
passage of your bead, soothing and
healing the inflamed, swollen mu
cous membrane and you get instant
relief.
Ah! how good it feels. Your nos
trils are open, y.M;r head is clear, no
more hawking, snuffling, blowing;
no more headache, dryness or
struggling for brrath. Fly's Cream
Balm is just what sufferers from
head colds and catarrh need. It's a
delight.
Miss Norva Sidwell
Tells How Cuticura
Healed Her Brother
" Eruption of the skin broke out
in small blisters on my brother's
body. The blisters would
break and larger ones
would come uhtil his body
was a solid mass of blis
ters. He was cross and
fretful and couldn't stand
any clothing to be on his
body, and be irritated the
breaking out by rubbing it.
" Thistroublelastedfortwomonths
and we tried Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment with good results. When we
had used two cakes of Cotietira Soap
and one box of Cuticura Ointment
he was healed." (Signed) Miss Norva
Sidwell, R. F. D. 3, Natoma, Kansas.
Once clear, keep your skin clear
by using Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment for every-day toilet purposes
and Cuticura Talcum to powder and
perfume. Nothing better.
Iinli Each Fr bv Mirfl Adfirrw:
raMrtia. Dtp B. M&lua 41. Bm." SviM mvrrr
whrp. Soap 25r. Ointment 7b andMe. Tmlcvm 2be.
SaVCutkura Soap shares without mug.
IP yon sra nertoui, despondent, weak,
run down, through excess or other csoses,
we wmnt to mail 70a oar book which, tells
boat SEXTONJQUE, rettorsttos remedy
that will cost you nothing; If you are not
cared or benefited. Every man needier
tonic to overcome personal weakness etc,
should get tbis tree book at once.
CUMBERLAND CHEMICAL COMPANY
440 Berry Block, , Nashville, Tenn.
HEAVY
Hoisting
E. J. DA VIS
1212 Farnatn. Tel. D. 353
AHVFRTISKMKST
You Never
FcrgetPyramid
The Itellef Makes Vou a Ftrm Friend
for All Time nnd You Pa the
Good AVord Along
Ask anyone who has ever used
Pyramid File Suppositories what It
means to get relief from itching,
bleertinK or protruding piles Or hem
orrhoids. AsK Hip nearosi druuRiPC any
where in the V. S. or Canada for a
80 cent box. Be sure you get Tyr
amld Pile Suppositories and take no
substitute.
Pyramid has certainly brought a
world of comfort to a great host of
people who suffered, many for years.
If you would like a free sample,
netid your name and address to Pyr
amid Prus- Co., m Pyramid Bldff.,
Marshall, -Mich.
'
CAN BE CURED
Free Proof To You
All I want ti your name and address so 1 ran send you a free trial
treatment. I want you just to try this treatment that's all Juat
trv It- That'a mv nnlv rirnment.
4 I've heen in th Retail nrtis Rnalnen tnr M
tit Phamipv anrt Praln th Uta,l lyrt,crv,a
Irnowa me and knows ahont mv anrrfasfiit treatment. Over fourteen thouaand f Iva hupiifratl
If yon have Eczema, Iteh. Salt Rheum.
cared the worst cases I ever saw give me a chance to prove my cieim.
Send me your name and address on the coupon below and gei the trial treatment I wj
send you KKBK. The wonders aocompiisnea in your own rate win neproor.
aeBBeeeaaeeaeaaeaeeaaeat CUT AND MAIL TODAY aae
I. C. HUTZELL, Druggist, 3742
ricase tend without cost or obligation to me
Name
Poat Office....
fclreal and Na. ,
' APVrKTINKMKNT
DON'T SQUEEZE BLACK
- HEADS DISSOLVE THEM
Squeezing and pinching out blnok-
hcuils make the pores large
cause Irritation then, too, afte
lnivi) become hard you cHiinot net
(f them out. f.l.ti lilitadH are caunn
by accumulations of dust mut dil
and secretions from Urn skin am
thorn Is only ono" safe ami snr wn
and ono that never fails to cet rid o
them a simple way, too - (hat i8 to
dissolve them. Just Kt from any
drug store about two ounces of eal
onito powder sprinklo ;i. little on a
hot, wet sponge rub over the black
heads briskly for a few hceoiuls
wash off ami you'll he surprised to
seo that every blackhead han lisap
penred, and the Mkln will he left .vuft
and the pores In their natural condi
tion anyone troubled with these un
sightly blemishes should try this sim
ple method,
Al KKTISKMKM
New
Hair ft'r
Growth
BALDNESS hllrM. f.lllnj
(inir iuiiiMi, new itnir
lartuiMd. DANDRUFF
radicatrd. Many
uch rprtp worn-
m. mtn. all ifra.
()t full boi of
ROTAI.KO at any
bus? rirurrf't'a. Or
and 10 canU, ajlmr
r a t a m p . (ot
P B O O T hnr tn
KOTALKO OFFICf. BA
Statiaa X, Naw Yark, H. Y.
AIVi:ilTlEMENT
DRESS WARM AND
uri-p ri-i-T nnw
KttPI-ttl UM
I .ftlie. KhAiimirum intriii
to lake Salts and uet Kid
of Uric Acid
Rheumatism is no respector of age,
sex. color or rank. If not the most
dangerous of human afflictions, it is
one of the most painful. Those sub-T
jeet to rheumatism should eat less
meat, dress as warmly as possible,
avoid any undue exposure and, above
all, drink lots of pure water:
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid
which is generated in the bowels and
absorbed into the blood. Tt is Ihe
function of the kidneys to filter this
acid from the blood and cast it out
in the urine; the pores ot the skin
are also a means of freeing the blood
of this impurity. In damp and chil
ly, cold weather the skin pores aro
closed, thus forcing the kidneys to
do double work, they become weak
and sluggish and fail to eliminate
this uric acid, which keeps accunm
kiting and circulating through the
system, eventually settling in th
joints and muscles, causing stiffness,
soreness and nain called rheumatism.
At the first twinge of rheumatism
get from any pharmacy about four
ounces ot Jad iialts; put a table
spoonful in a glas of water and
drink before breakfast each morning
for a week. This is said to eliminate
uric acid by stimulating the kidneys
to normal action, thus ridding the
moon nt tnese lmnuntirs.
1 r . -j I
and lemon juice, combined with hthn
and is used with excellent results bj
thousands of folks who are subject
to rheumatism.
Bad
Colds Sniffles Catarrh
Bad Habits Now
TflLMOLlNE- BALM
V (ANALGESIC)
Applied in nostrils or as directed pre
vents, relieves scientifically.
At your druggists and wholesalers.
The Almoline Co., Pawnee City, Neb.
FOR
Grip. Influenza, Sore Throat
Humphrey' noman. Medicine Co.. T5fi William
St.. New lork aud at all JJrug and Country Stores.
AnVKKTIHKMK.NT
Don't Spoil Your Hair
By Washing It
W hen you wash your hair, be I
ful wlint you use. Most soaps at?
prepared shampoos contain too jnuehl
alkali, which is very injurious, ns H
dries the scalp and makes the haiij
brittle.
The best tiling to use is Mulsifledl
cocoanut oil shampoo, lor this is
pure and entirely Bivr.fjeless. It's very
cheap and beats anythine else all to
pieces. You can :et Mulsifled at
;tny drue store, and a few ounces
wiil last the whole family for
months.
Simply moisten I ho hair with wa
ter and rub it in. about a teaspoon-
ful Is all that is required. Tt makes
an abundance of rich, creamy lather,
cleanses thoroughly and rinsea out
easily. Tho hair dries quickly and
evenly,, and is soft, fresh looking,
bright, fluffy, wavy and easy to han
dle. Besides, it loosens and takes
out every particle of dust, dirt and
dandruff. Ho suru your drupKist
Kives you Mulsified.
C. Hutiell, R. P.
Druggist
yean. 1 am Sc retarv of the Indiana StAfo Ibum
Amviahnll. Near V e ervone in Knrt a',n.
Tetter - never mint! now Haul my treatment hat
West Main St., Fort Wayne. I
your Free Proof Treatment
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