THE BEE: OMAHA. SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 27. 1921. 2 n Woman Is Cast On Uninhabited Isle by Typhoon Kinds Out. Just How Robinson Crusoe Felt Rescued After 3 Days ly Fisher man. Oakland, Caf., Feb. -'. To Mrs. Charles K. Stone has fallen the ex perience of being a Mrs. Robinson Crusoe. Recently during a twenty months' isit vith her husband in the Phil ippines she was washed overboard from a sailing vessel during a ty phoon and spent three days on an un inhabited island. Her husband is an importer and exporter, Mrs. Stone said. His busi ness took him to Iloilo in the Philip pines. She went along. They trav eled on a dinky little coasting :. (earner. Stormy Wind. . "When we were off of Bolino A stormy wind began to blow. Our boat did wibble-wobble so That overboard I went" paraphrases Mrs. Stone, ' In reality it was such a stormy wind that it was rated as a typhoon, and the little craft bobbed like a cork battling it. As the storm be gan to bflbside Mrs. Stone, life pre server on her arm, went on deck to get some air. She got more than air. She got so huge a wave in the back that she' went overboard, and the folk on the boat could not res cue her. While the distracted husband and the boat went on to Bolino, Mrs. Stone and her life preserver went on a regular Robinson Crusoe isle. Buckles Up. "I have an intimate knowledge now of bow that man Alexander Sel; kirk felt when he was cast ashore on the deserted island. I knew that this island that I was on could not be vacant at all times for I found the remnants of fishermen's camps. I just buckled up and ate fruit and waited There was plenty of fruit on the island. The weather was good and outdoors was no hard ship." Three days later fishermen found her. and in their boat she went to Bolino and found a husband who School Teacher Resigns; . Grandmother Wants Job Cadiz, O.. lieb. 26. Miss Mary Campbell resigned as teacher in the local public schools. Among the applicants for the position as her successor is Mrs. Elizabeth Corn well, grandmother of the V former teacher, now Mrs. Gillespie. She is the widow of Col. John Conwell, Mexican war veteran, who died last summer. j AOVKRTIS WENT "Gets-It" Tickles ' Corns to Death Fint Stop All Pain Then Peel the Corn Off. Don't try to ton trot on corn tortured feet. Get rid of your corns. If you have! Make .Your Feet Happy t Remove Thoe Corn With "Getm-U." never teen a corn tickled to death, just apply a few drops of "Gets-lt" to yours. Then watch that corn die? peacefully as if it had Bona to sleep. Soon it is noth ing hut a loose piece of- dead skin that .you can lift right off with your fingers. Get after them now. Your druggist has "Gets-It." Costs but a trifle or nothing at all if it fails. Mfd. by K. Lawrence A Co., Chicago. ADYKKT1EMENT Doctor Prescribes D.D.D. for Banker Write to H. J. Bowers, Cashier First National Bank, Tracy City, Tenn. "The worst case of Enema I belie anyone ever experienced. Was setting me wild. Sent for my doctor. He rec ommended Tkrm Dt. Marvelous relief from tho Tery first application." A Tone suffering from skin trouble mild at aevore should investigate at once the merits f D. D. D. Try it today. We guarantee the Int bottle. lie, 60c and fl.M. H2XIQ).ID&. EL lotion ibr SWn Disease Five Sherman & McConnell Drug Stores ADVERTISEMENT HE DARKENED HIS GRAY HAIR Tells How He Did Iu Mr. J. A. McCrea, a well-known resident of California, who was called Daddy and Grandpa on ac count of his white hair, and who darkened it with a home-made mix ture. recently made the following statement: "Anyone can prepare a simple mixture at home that will darken pray hair, and make it soft and Klossy. To a half-pint of water add 1 ounce of bay rum, a small box of Barbo Compound and Vi ounce of glycerine. "These Ingredients can be bought at any drug store at very little cost Apply to the hair twice a week un til the desired ehede Is obtained. It does not color the scalp, Is not sticky W greasy and docs cot rub off." Inauguration of Harding Scheduled to Be the Greatest Ever Held in America lly I ill rr kill Service. Washington, Feb. 26. The greatest inaugural parade in United States history is scheduled for March 4. On that. day Warren G. Harding will ride from the White House to the capitol in 'a great automobile with President Woodrow Wilson, to be gazed upon in their stately journey by an estimated 100,000 men, women and children gathered at the national capital for the inaugural ceremonies. On this ride President Wilson will sit on the right side of the car and Mr. Harding on the left. One hour or so latar on the return trip to the White House President Warren G. Harding will sit upon the right and at his left will be Professor Wood row Wilson. In that hour between the two short ,trips of the presidents will have oc curred the change which will put the helm of the ship of state into, new hands. Go to President's Room. About 11 o'clock President-elect Harding will leave his home with members of the joint congressional committee on the inaugural for the White House. Two committee mem bers will share the conveyance of the outgoing and incoming president on the trip, to the capitol, while oth ers will sit with the vice president elect. ' A survey of the past inaugurals is a source of interest in the light of the many novelties and unusual episodes to be found in the older days before the increasing years of etiquette. When Thomas Jefferson was in augurated he walked from a stately mansion on Capitol Hill, according to the best tradition, to the capitol, and his grand military tribute consisted cf a salute and a present arms by the Washington artillery and a company of Alexandria riflemen. When President Wilson rode to the great building in 1917 he was the cynosure of more than twice the number of eyes possessed by our then standing army, and from in front of the White4 House he witnessed the marching of 26.500. men. The crowds were five .days assembling and about as many departing. Washington Sworn In. George Washington became presi dent in New York on April 30, 1789. Letters From a Home-Made Father To His Son J By ED STREETER. Spring Cleaning. Dear Son: Every time I get through readin the papers nowdays I feel so low Fd have to stand on a brick to look a snake in the eye. What with Investigate Committes, Boards of Inquiry, grand Juries an juries that ain't so grand, the proverb ial camel has a lot better chance of threadin hisclf than an ordinary man has of passin through life without makiri the acquaintance of his local gaoler. Vice an corruption is geum so common that it ain't a question of who to persecute next but of findin ennncrh npreprntors tn take care of the waitin list. If a man ain't indict ed at least once it means he am t got much standin in the community. In the case of most of the men that I used to hope youd take alter when nrae fi voiincster the nolire has , J - , beaten you to it. Nobody knows , i' - :.. Al.n..t tUa wnen nis turn is luiumi. nuuui mv. (aIIauto ftiQt ran feel anv secur ity these days is hold-up men an safe crackers. It's yery depressin. I can Temem ber when a newspaper was a respec table wy ot passin a winter evenm. Dn ih frnnf tiace tvfts ant to be all cntertainin account of a railroad ac cident, or the unmentionable details f o Hltmrrp raen An inside was tht VVimmin's Corner givin warnin of 67 different ways oi cooKin masnea po-i-t.c Vr flip amusement of the men there was the bankruptcy colums an the announcement ot tneir menas wills. An fer the children there was rirawins with offers of a free ppec list of the "Everbust Steam-engine r.,. !, f,rct Tirntlitrv what could find 27 heads of George W'ashinton what wasn't there. , These times is gone. Ail tne papers do nowdays is to destroy my Delict in my icuuw v, .. always suspected em an it's' dis- illusionin to know i was ngm. rknr.riprc that it took vears to grow is bein clean-shaved overnight. Investigatin Committes are tuniDim poti other fpr the honor of bein the first to send our prominant citizens to gaol. llie.oniy saie fpr a vupII known man is to iiiv.i. .. . . get on one of these committes nis- Tt'o rliciMirairin tn find out the number of honest citizens that's crooked. I don't dare say a gooa sKnnt a man uowdavs till I read the papers. Every monun it s the same thing: "Popaler Preacher Indicted fer Fishin Pennies Out of the Poorv Box." "Policeman Ex torts Bribe fer Directin .Old Lady to Her Hotel." "Smith Investiga tin t'ommitte Asks fer $10,000 to Investigate the Jones investigatin Commute. "JJoiiar xear .vian Dunn the War Accused of Raisin hi sa1arv rherV- to Ten Dollar. "Professor Burbank Suspected of Graftin by California warmers. No Use for Money. An so' it goes from one day to an other till I begin to think there ain't an honest man in the world ft a Bena F Bailxa Sanatoriu This institution is the only one in the central west with separate buildings situated in their own grounds, yet entirely distinct, and rendering it possible to classify cases. The one building being fit ted for and devoted to the treat ment of noncontagious and nonmen tal diseases, no others being admit ted; the other Rest Cottage being designed for and devoted to the exclusive treatment df select mental cases requiring for a time watchful care and isecia nursing. Odd Bibles Ustd To Administer Executive Oath Faded and yellow, as historic as a book well may be is the Bible carefully kept at the cap itol which many a president has kissed in accepting the oath of ofticc. It is more than a century old and seldom has been called into requisition in the past two decades, most incoming chief ex ecutives furnishing their own volumes. Cleveland . provided a Bible little larger thaji a human- hand. McKinlcy's was presented him by a group of negro bishops and was a tremendous affair bound in morocco. Roosevelt used the same book as on the occasion of his assumption of the governor ship of New York. Weighted with what must al ready have been his decision re specting a declaration of war on Germany, Woodrow Wilson on March 5, 1917, repeated, in a voice of deepest solemnity the oath pro posed to him by Chief Justice White and kissed the Bible on this passage: "The Lord is our refuge; ever present help in time of trouble." Flis journey to the city from Mount Vernon was a 200-mile triumph. Flowers were .rained at his feet and songs chanted in his honor at Alex andria. Georgetown, ' Baltimore. Wilmington, Chester, Philadelphia, Trenton and Elizabethport, where he took barge for New York. But the officTal procedure was not so sweetly spontaneous. On the steps of the old Federal building, now replaced by the sub treasury and made memorable by many events, latest of them a tragic bomb explosion, he was sworn in as the first president. Chancellor Liv ingston administered the oath of of fice, and sent forth the shout: "Long live George Washington, president of the United States," which was enthusiastically echoed by the crowd, but later contemned as being ceptin myself. An when I hear a step on the front porch my first im pulse is to slip out the back door. It's got to a point where I don't know what to do with my money. If I put it in a bank I'll find ont next week that the board of directors used it fer their annual picnic. I can't leave it in the blue china bowl cause fer all I know the hired girl may be i l Know ine nireo gin may De of the underworld (though., ranees As against her). If I" it I'm'the victem of profiteer- queen appearances soend in. If I give it to the. Sossiety fer Improvin the Morals of the Senna- 'A newsnacer was a respectable way of passin a winter evenim" gambtans some investigatin COllilllit to find mit fer inf that the Sen- nagambians never had any morals to improve. If I make money they'll get me fer graft. If I don't they'll get me fer bein a public nusance. Ifs just a matter of what you'd rather have on tlip rernrrls acrainst vnu. It boils my anger every tim I think of the admiration I've wasted on fel lows like Caesar an Napoleon an Gobaldi an their sort. How do we know thpv were creat men? Because they wrote books admittin;it. If a man wrote a nook today contKiin his greatness to the public do you snimnse his nirttire would be buiie in all the schools? More'likely hcd find an invesigatin committe sittin on the doorstep when he went to take in the milk. Instead of bein hung in the school room the ceremony would be performed in the open air with the assistance of the telcpgraph company. ' - t No More Heroes. Cicero, as counsel for the Brutus Investigatin Committe, would have had Caesar on the carpet the min ute he got back from Africa. The tired Roman business man sittin down to read his paper after dinner by the light of his Roman candle would have found out that the whole thing was a frost. "JULTUS CAESAR INDICTED ON XXVI I COUNTS." says the headlines. "STATESMAN AL- T.pr.ED TO HAVE BEEN SHOOTING DICE ON RUBI CON INSTEAD OF FIGHTING. WHO PAID FOR GOVERN MENT TUG BOAT USED BY CAESAR AN CLEOPATRA FER PICNICS UP THE NILE? ASKS CICERO. LAWYER'S AGENTS GATHER EVIDENCE. HOPES TO BE ABLE' TO ACCUSE A NUMBER OF OTHER PROM INANT CITIZENS BEFORE THE HIDES OF MARCH." Yes, sir, the age of heroes ended u;lipn the nrivilepp of assassinatin " - - - i o- .Investigatin Committes was taken away from public men. Our great granchildren will have to look through the court records to find out who was who in our day. The chances are they won't care. There's little to stir the imaginaiton in readin accounts of how the great men of histery after breakin all their competitors ended their lives by breakin rock. An yet, as I sit here lookiu out a cry too reminiscent of "God Save the King." Washington's second inaugural took place at Philadelphia. When John Adams came in, in 3797, more attention was paid to the great man going out of office than to the worthy one coming in. Thomas Jefferson assumed the presidency in the raw and muddy town of -Washington. Adams re fused to reive any part in the cere monies, declaring he was "unwilling to enact the role of. captive chief in the triumphal procession of the vic tor to the capitol." Clouds Over Madison. James Madison came in under the threat of war, a threat which pro duced an unprecedented mobilization of 10,000 persons in Washington to witness the inaugural. All day Icing cannon boomed and crowds surged through th village. Andrew Jackson's assumption of office was as unorthodox and star tling as many of his acts in office. The head of the newly formed democratic party, risen from t he wreck of the old republican, slipped unostenta tiously into Washington, found the president gone from the White House, and beheld a free-for-all on the lawn of his new home on the night of March 1. This was the famous occasion on 'which a mob charged the White House, surged in, broke glasses, trampled on costly furniture and could not be diverted from its purpose of "whooping 'er tip" until many tubs of punch were deposited on the' grass as a bait to draw the roisterers forth. Guard for Lincoln. A military guard, exercising ap proximately the vigilance of the present-day secret service, protected Lin coln from possible attack, during his journey to Washington and the inaugural ceremonies. Batteries of artillery were stationed at Delaware avenue and B street, southwest, dur ing the swearing-in at the capitol, and, the officer in charge w hen Lin coln was driven away to the White House muttered: "Thank God." For several decades congress has been arguing at four-year .intervals the wisdom of changing' the inaugur al date from March 4 to some time when the first breath of spring might reasonably he expected to banish the chill of winter. over the world from the back parler, it strikes me we're not much worse than we ever was an hea'ps better than most. About once a year your mother gets a queer look in her eyes, rolls up her sleeves an grabs a broom. About that time I visit your cousin Joel Buck of Miiford on business. After the explosion is over, though, an the dust is settled I come back to find things about th same as ever ceptin fer a disagreeable smell of soap. An so we live Quiet fer an other year. It's a kind of disease. Humahs be ins is so made that every so often they begin to notice dust behind the pictures an i cigar ashes 1 under the parler sofa. ' It could all be fixed with a broom an a rag but that ain't accordin to nater. The house has got to be grabbed by the heels, tipped upside down an everythin shook out. That havin been done, whatever itsn't broken is put back' just like it was before. An outsider couldn't see .no change. The effect on the moral character, though, is tremenjous. It's somethin like that we're goin through now. An when we're fin ished we'll have about the same fur niture we had in the first place, but we'll feel a lot different towards it till the season fer bousccleanin comes round again, i yours patiently-, AMOS H.; AMESBY, Fath. (CopyriKtit.' 1981. by Ed Shrwler.) Wellesley Rats Too Smart ' To Fall for Common Traps Wellesley. Mass., Feb 26, Cul ture is so widely spread iu Welles ley that even the rats are learned, At least, they are too well edu cated to be caughj by the ordinary tricks. Numbers of Wellesley residents have been trying to trap the rats in the vicinity of Brook street, only to find .their traps set at night, care fully hidden from sight in the morn ing by neat little mounds of earth, and in some cases buried so effec tively that even those who set them could not find them again. "Pineapple Sweeps"' Now Popular Game in Loudon London, Feb. 20. "Pineapple sweeps" have been imported to Lon don, with a view to adding to the gaiety of dinner parties. Twenty-live cents is paid into a pool for a guess as to the number of leaves on the pineapple. At a recent dinner' T. P. O'Connpr guessed ISO leaves, Sir Herbert Mor gan, 80; Harold Cox, the economist 55; Edmund Geese, the literary critic, 50, and Ernest Newman, the musical authority, 61. The correct number was 83. ADVKBTISKWFNT IF SKIN BREAKS OUT AND ITCHES APPLY SULPHUR lust the moment you apply M4ntho-Sulphur to an itching, burn ing or broken out skin, the itching stops and heeling begins, says a r.oted skin specialist. This sulphur preparation, made into a pleasant cold cream, gives such a quick re lief, even to fiery eczema, that noth ing has ever been found to take its place. Because of its germ destroying properties, it quickly subdues the itching, cools the irritation and heals the eczema right up. leaving a clear, smooth skin in place of ugly erup tions, rash, pimples or roughness.. You do not have to wait for im provement. It quickly shows. Yoi can get a little jir of Mcntho-Sul-phur at any drug store. R. R. Tooh Bali' Has All Jobs On "Yellow Streak" He's L'verything From Gen eral Manager to Utility Man On 22-Mile Montana Koatl. While Sulphur Springs, Mont., Feb. Jo. A "lichtning change"' artist of rare ability is A. J. Nicholson of this town, who, almost singlehanded, operates the White Sulphur Springs & Yellowstone Park railroad sys tem. Nicholson is director, general manager, superintendent, dispatcher, station agent, conductor, baggage man . and all-round utility man of the "Yellow Streak," the winding roadbed Of which covers 22.8 miles in a roundabout journey from here to Helena. Ambitious residents of this town who a few years ago' participated in the promotion of the railroad are now complaining that the service furnished is not on a par with that afforded by the primitive four and six-horse stage coaches. They say it now takes 24 hours o'l a zig-zag course, to go from this place, which was famed among pioneers for the medicinal properties of its hot springs, to the state capital, while the stage coaches negotiated the journey in 12 hours. Built by Ringling. The road was built by Join; Ring ling, circus man and railroad mag nate, and is known as the "Scenic Limited," and is a single-handed af fair from start to finish, Nicholson is titled superintendent and general .freight and passenger agent, with headquarters here, when he is not on the road. Iu the course of his duties he has put many a show troupe to shame for his ability at rapid changes. When he opens" the statipn here in the morning he dons the cap, buttons and authority of su perintendent. When he counts the cash'jfor tickets, throws on the bag gage, -distributes the mail and flags' his "through" train to a stop he ap pears in overalls, but the title of conductor blazes in gold cord on his rap. In the latter regalia he goes through the train with which he makes every trip. He also dons the baggageman's cap and authority when h, wrestles with farmers' grain, pigs and other produce at 'way stations. There are four stops on the road. Must Pay Cash. , "Factotum" Nicholson declares "his road is badly in need of the coin of the realm, and from all who ride on the "Yellow Streak" be demands cash. He refuses to take lip any tickets ex cept those he himself sells at one sta tion or another, and the mileage books used by state officials are courteously, but firmly refused, with the explanation that "this road needs cash.'' The lone train, which operates on the "Yellow Streak," is made up of an engine, a combination' baggage and mail car and a passenger coach. The passenger car is a "'left over" from the Milwaukee railroad, which owns much of the stock .of the W. S. S. & Y. P. The car is a little the worse for lack of paint. Its wooden floor is worn, and to repair this damage the floor was given a heavy coating of concrete and now has all the appear ances of a suburban sidewalk. John Ringling. circus man and Are You Weak, Worn or Worried ? Is Your Blood Thin and Watery o that it makes you nervous, sleepless or easily fatigued? Don't wait until you collapse but commence to fortify your starving blood with iron today. How to do it. If you aire undergoing STRAIN, STRESS OR TROUBLE, don't forpet that it is probably sapping , file iron from your blood and that your RED BLOOD CORPUSCLES are likely DYING BY THE MILLIONS. WHEN YOU FEEL THE FIRST WARNING SYMPTOMS when you commence to lose your strtnyth or vitality, don't sleep well at night, are highly nervous or irritable; g?t the "blues" easilyj when your eyrs begin to lose their luster or brilliancy and the lid are pale inside (a most important symptom) then is the.time you should act; and not wait until you go donn in a state of complete nervous prostration or physical collapse. A New York physician says that MORE THAN ONE-HALF THE POPU LATION OF AMERICA PERISHES BEFORE MIDDiE AGE and that one of the chief contributary causes of this terrible waste of human life is the devitalizing weakness brought on by lack of iron in the blood. THERE ARE 30,000.000,000,000 RED BLOOD CORPUSCLES IN YOUR BLOOD AND EACH ONE MUST II AVE IRON. When your blood is starving for iron no mere tonic nor stimulants can put you right. You must have iron. To Ret iron you must eat the husks of (Trains and the. peels and skins of fruits and vegetables as our forefathers did or take a little orKanic iron from time to time and eat 'more such iron-containing foods as spinach and ap ple. But be sure the iron you take is organic iron and not metallic or mineral iron which people usually take. Metallic iron is iron just as it conies from the ac tion of ' strong acids on small pieces of iron and is therefore an entirely different thing from organic iron. Organic iron is like the iron in your blood and like the iron in spinach, lentils and apples. It may be had from your druggist under the name of Nuxated Iron. Nuxated Iron represents organic iron in such a highly condensed form that one AllVKRTISKMF.NT Doctor Tells How to Strengthen Eyesight 50 Per Cent in One Week's Time in Many Instances A Free Prescription You Can Have Filled and Use at Home. Philadelphia, Pa. Do you wear Rlaeaes? Are you a victim of eye strain or other eye weaknesses? If so, you will be plad to know that arcordinir to Dr. Lewis there is real hope for you. Many whone eyes were failing say they have had their eyes restored through the principle of this wondeful free prescription. One man saya, Bfter trying it: "I was almost blind: could not see to read at all. Now 1 can read everything without any Rlasses and my eyes do not water any more. At nieht they would pain dreadlully; now they fel fine ail the time. It was tike a miracle to me." A lady who used it says: "The atmosphere seemed hazy with or without Klaise, but after usiwr this prescription for fifteen day everything seems clear. I ran even read fine print without classes." It is believed that thousands who wear classes can now discard them in a reason able time and multitudes more will be able to strengthen their eyes so as to be spared the trouble and expense of ever get railroad builder, who appears. iriMhe railroad guide as coming from Fifth avenue. New York, apparently has penchant from these short haul railroads. He is president of the Oklahoma, New Mexico and Pacific railroad with 2''.0- miles of trackage; is connected with the St. Louis and Hannibal railroad, 192 miles, the Dayton, Toledo and Chicago rail way, 95 miles, and the Ringling, Eastland and Gulf railroad, 23 miles. Wife Seeks Decree 21 Years; To Get It Hubby Dodges AnHind Coun try Long Time Nabbed In Chicago. Chicago. Feb. 26. Aier a chase of 21 years, Mrs. Leah 11. Norman has finally caught up with her hus band and managed to get a divorce from him. According to her testi mony, her husband, Frederick A. Norman, deserted her in Novct.ibcr, 1899, eight years after they Jiad been married. He went to Kansas and then she lost track of him fpr a while. .For 21 years she sought in vain for her husband, who is ah oil stock pro moter. Always he eluded her. He was in Chicago with another woman last July, but managed to leave town before his wife could get out a writ for him. y Recently she learned that her hus band was going to return to Chicago and through her attorney obtained a writ of ne exeat, which was sc"rved on him asthe stepped from the train. The writ made it necessary for him to put up -bonds guaranteeing his ap pearance, and so the case was finally heard. . Judge Kickham Scanlan in the cir cuit court indicated he would grant a ''divorce and signed an agreed order whereby Mr. Frederick will pay ni wife $10,000 in cash immediately and $5,000 annually for five years. ADVF.KTISKMKNT C0M6 SAGE TEA INTO GRAY HAIR Darkens Beautifully and Re stores Its Natural Color and Lustre At Once Common garden sage, brewed in to a heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuriant. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur recipe at home, though, is troublesome. An easier way is to get the rcady-to-use prepa ration, improved by the addition of other ingredients, a large bottle, at little cost, at drug stores, known as "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur ''Com pound." thus avoiding a lot of muss. While crav. faded hair is not sin ful, we all desire to retain our youth- i mi appearance ana attractiveness. Kv rlark'Pninor vnnr hair with Wv. eth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one, can tell, because it does it so naturally, so evenly. Y'ou just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning all gray hairs have dis appeared. After another application or two your hair becomes beauti fully dark, glossy, soft and luxuri ant, and you appear years younger. doce of it is estimated to be approximately equivalent (in organic iron content) to eating half a onart of spinach, one quart of green vegetables or half a dozen apples. It's like taking extract of beef instead of eating pounds of meat. , If you are not strong or well you' owe it to yourself to make the following test: See how long tyou can work or how far you can walk without becoming tired. Next take two five-grain tablets of ordinary Nuxated Iron three times per day after meals for two weeks. Then test your strenght again and see how much you have gained. Over 4,000.000 people annually are using NUXATED IRON. It will not injure the teeth nor disturb the stomach. Y'our money will be refunded by the manufac turers if you do not obtain perfectly satis factory results. Beware of substitutes. Always look for the word NUXATED on every package and the letters N. I. on every tahlet. Sold by all druggists. ADVKKTISKMKNT ting RlasseB. Eye troubles ot many de scriptions may be wonderfully benefited by following the simple rules. Here is the prccription: Go to any active drug store and get a bottle of Bon-Opto tablets. Drop one Rnn-Opto tablet in a fourth of a glass of water and allow to dissolve. With this liquid bathe the eyes two to four times daily. You should notice your eyes clear up perceptihly right from the start and inflammation will quickly dis appear. If your eyes are bothering you, even a little, take atepj to save them now before it it too late. Many hopelessly blind might have been saved if they had cared for their eyes in time, i NOIl-;: Another prominent physician to whom thw alMive article was nuhmillfttl. said: "Boa Opto is a vtry renm rkabln tumedy. Its ion si itueat ItindiejiU are. well known tn cimne.it sts spacUliKis and wtdelv preM-rlted tiv tiie-n The. manufacturers guarantee it to strengthen mpsiaht 5n er cent in one week's time m many instances or refund the m'wiry. It can he ob tained from any aocd druggist and la one of the rerv few preparations 1 feel should he kept on hand for rcgntnr use In almost eerv family." It is sold in this eiry by all good drusei'l. in ciudmi: tho Sherman A McConnell and tlit Mel cher Htnres. Cardinal Pans Jazz Dance Paris, Fob. ' The shimmy, the tango, the fox trot are liuding even less favor with Cardinal Dubois, the now archbishop of Paris, than they did with t lie late Cardinal Aniette. While the latter severely admon ished bis flock as regards dress in dance halls, Cardinal Dubois goes further in condemning both dress and dances. He terms thcic dances as "immoral sins." AOVKRTINKMENT i STOP CATARRH! OPEN t NOSTRILS AND HEAD ; i I S Cream Applied in Nostrils ? Relieves Head-Colds at Once. If your nostrils are clogged and your head stuffed and you can't breathe freely because of a cold or catarrh, just get a small bottle of Fly's Cream Halm at any drug store. Apply a little- i f this fragrant, anti septic cream into your nostrils and let it penetrate lk.ough every air passage of your bead, soothing and healing the inflamed, swollen mu cous membrane and you get instant relief. Ah! how good it feels. Your nos trils are open, y.M;r head is clear, no more hawking, snuffling, blowing; no more headache, dryness or struggling for brrath. Fly's Cream Balm is just what sufferers from head colds and catarrh need. It's a delight. Miss Norva Sidwell Tells How Cuticura Healed Her Brother " Eruption of the skin broke out in small blisters on my brother's body. The blisters would break and larger ones would come uhtil his body was a solid mass of blis ters. He was cross and fretful and couldn't stand any clothing to be on his body, and be irritated the breaking out by rubbing it. " Thistroublelastedfortwomonths and we tried Cuticura Soap and Oint ment with good results. When we had used two cakes of Cotietira Soap and one box of Cuticura Ointment he was healed." (Signed) Miss Norva Sidwell, R. F. D. 3, Natoma, Kansas. Once clear, keep your skin clear by using Cuticura Soap and Oint ment for every-day toilet purposes and Cuticura Talcum to powder and perfume. Nothing better. Iinli Each Fr bv Mirfl Adfirrw: raMrtia. Dtp B. M&lua 41. Bm." SviM mvrrr whrp. Soap 25r. Ointment 7b andMe. Tmlcvm 2be. SaVCutkura Soap shares without mug. IP yon sra nertoui, despondent, weak, run down, through excess or other csoses, we wmnt to mail 70a oar book which, tells boat SEXTONJQUE, rettorsttos remedy that will cost you nothing; If you are not cared or benefited. Every man needier tonic to overcome personal weakness etc, should get tbis tree book at once. CUMBERLAND CHEMICAL COMPANY 440 Berry Block, , Nashville, Tenn. HEAVY Hoisting E. J. DA VIS 1212 Farnatn. Tel. D. 353 AHVFRTISKMKST You Never FcrgetPyramid The Itellef Makes Vou a Ftrm Friend for All Time nnd You Pa the Good AVord Along Ask anyone who has ever used Pyramid File Suppositories what It means to get relief from itching, bleertinK or protruding piles Or hem orrhoids. AsK Hip nearosi druuRiPC any where in the V. S. or Canada for a 80 cent box. Be sure you get Tyr amld Pile Suppositories and take no substitute. Pyramid has certainly brought a world of comfort to a great host of people who suffered, many for years. If you would like a free sample, netid your name and address to Pyr amid Prus- Co., m Pyramid Bldff., Marshall, -Mich. ' CAN BE CURED Free Proof To You All I want ti your name and address so 1 ran send you a free trial treatment. I want you just to try this treatment that's all Juat trv It- That'a mv nnlv rirnment. 4 I've heen in th Retail nrtis Rnalnen tnr M tit Phamipv anrt Praln th Uta,l lyrt,crv,a Irnowa me and knows ahont mv anrrfasfiit treatment. Over fourteen thouaand f Iva hupiifratl If yon have Eczema, Iteh. Salt Rheum. cared the worst cases I ever saw give me a chance to prove my cieim. Send me your name and address on the coupon below and gei the trial treatment I wj send you KKBK. The wonders aocompiisnea in your own rate win neproor. aeBBeeeaaeeaeaaeaeeaaeat CUT AND MAIL TODAY aae I. C. HUTZELL, Druggist, 3742 ricase tend without cost or obligation to me Name Poat Office.... fclreal and Na. , ' APVrKTINKMKNT DON'T SQUEEZE BLACK - HEADS DISSOLVE THEM Squeezing and pinching out blnok- hcuils make the pores large cause Irritation then, too, afte lnivi) become hard you cHiinot net (f them out. f.l.ti lilitadH are caunn by accumulations of dust mut dil and secretions from Urn skin am thorn Is only ono" safe ami snr wn and ono that never fails to cet rid o them a simple way, too - (hat i8 to dissolve them. Just Kt from any drug store about two ounces of eal onito powder sprinklo ;i. little on a hot, wet sponge rub over the black heads briskly for a few hceoiuls wash off ami you'll he surprised to seo that every blackhead han lisap penred, and the Mkln will he left .vuft and the pores In their natural condi tion anyone troubled with these un sightly blemishes should try this sim ple method, Al KKTISKMKM New Hair ft'r Growth BALDNESS hllrM. f.lllnj (inir iuiiiMi, new itnir lartuiMd. DANDRUFF radicatrd. Many uch rprtp worn- m. mtn. all ifra. ()t full boi of ROTAI.KO at any bus? rirurrf't'a. Or and 10 canU, ajlmr r a t a m p . (ot P B O O T hnr tn KOTALKO OFFICf. BA Statiaa X, Naw Yark, H. Y. AIVi:ilTlEMENT DRESS WARM AND uri-p ri-i-T nnw KttPI-ttl UM I .ftlie. KhAiimirum intriii to lake Salts and uet Kid of Uric Acid Rheumatism is no respector of age, sex. color or rank. If not the most dangerous of human afflictions, it is one of the most painful. Those sub-T jeet to rheumatism should eat less meat, dress as warmly as possible, avoid any undue exposure and, above all, drink lots of pure water: Rheumatism is caused by uric acid which is generated in the bowels and absorbed into the blood. Tt is Ihe function of the kidneys to filter this acid from the blood and cast it out in the urine; the pores ot the skin are also a means of freeing the blood of this impurity. In damp and chil ly, cold weather the skin pores aro closed, thus forcing the kidneys to do double work, they become weak and sluggish and fail to eliminate this uric acid, which keeps accunm kiting and circulating through the system, eventually settling in th joints and muscles, causing stiffness, soreness and nain called rheumatism. At the first twinge of rheumatism get from any pharmacy about four ounces ot Jad iialts; put a table spoonful in a glas of water and drink before breakfast each morning for a week. This is said to eliminate uric acid by stimulating the kidneys to normal action, thus ridding the moon nt tnese lmnuntirs. 1 r . -j I and lemon juice, combined with hthn and is used with excellent results bj thousands of folks who are subject to rheumatism. Bad Colds Sniffles Catarrh Bad Habits Now TflLMOLlNE- BALM V (ANALGESIC) Applied in nostrils or as directed pre vents, relieves scientifically. At your druggists and wholesalers. The Almoline Co., Pawnee City, Neb. FOR Grip. Influenza, Sore Throat Humphrey' noman. Medicine Co.. T5fi William St.. New lork aud at all JJrug and Country Stores. AnVKKTIHKMK.NT Don't Spoil Your Hair By Washing It W hen you wash your hair, be I ful wlint you use. Most soaps at? prepared shampoos contain too jnuehl alkali, which is very injurious, ns H dries the scalp and makes the haiij brittle. The best tiling to use is Mulsifledl cocoanut oil shampoo, lor this is pure and entirely Bivr.fjeless. It's very cheap and beats anythine else all to pieces. You can :et Mulsifled at ;tny drue store, and a few ounces wiil last the whole family for months. Simply moisten I ho hair with wa ter and rub it in. about a teaspoon- ful Is all that is required. Tt makes an abundance of rich, creamy lather, cleanses thoroughly and rinsea out easily. Tho hair dries quickly and evenly,, and is soft, fresh looking, bright, fluffy, wavy and easy to han dle. Besides, it loosens and takes out every particle of dust, dirt and dandruff. Ho suru your drupKist Kives you Mulsified. C. Hutiell, R. P. Druggist yean. 1 am Sc retarv of the Indiana StAfo Ibum Amviahnll. Near V e ervone in Knrt a',n. Tetter - never mint! now Haul my treatment hat West Main St., Fort Wayne. I your Free Proof Treatment An SUte. allV a j. file m i J