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TIP t- I GOT THIS STRAIGHT
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fYE GOT A 017,000 PROFIT NOW
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AND BELIEVE HE KIP TM 60IN4 TO PYlZAMlP
THIS INTO A WAR LOAM BUT SAY, LISTEN-
IP YOU'VE GOT ANY LOOSE DOUGH
LYING AtlOUNP THAT. ISN'T WORKING"
ILL GIVE YOV THIS BUT I DON'T
WANT IT PEPDL.EP AROUND
CAN YOU KEEP A SE.CR.H.T 7
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NOW LISTEN- DONY HAND ME ANY SECRETS
I'M THE GABBIEST 6VY IN THIS' WOR.LO
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR, PROPOSITION IS
BUT I'VE HAD THEM ALL ANP NEVER. GRASBEP
MYSELF A WINNER. YET WHEN THEY
STUCK ME IN THIS WORLD THEY SAID
HERE'S ONE 6UY WE'LL KEEP POOR. .
ALL MY LIFE iVE BEEN, A CENTER
POLE FOR THE BI66EST SWCKER.
CIRCUS IN THE WORLD
I've: beejh the dig target n the
SHOOTING GALLERY FOR THOSE BIRDS
EASY TO HIT I'VE" BEEN GYPPED
OH MORE SCHEMES BUT I'M DONE
WRAPPED UP AND DELIVERED
GOOD-BYE AN.D GOOD LUCK. .
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W ntCH PEBKINS ' J)
Dutch Twins Get Dinner.
"Now it is time to cook the din
ner," said Vrouw Vedder. "We will
have pork and potatoes and some
cabbage. Kit, run to the garden and
bring a cabbage; and Kat, you may
get the fire ready to cook it, when
Kit brings it in."
Kat went to the stove but it was
such a funny stove! It wasn't a
stove at all, really. ; ,
There was a sort of table built up
"tgainst the chimney. It was all cov-
left them, all in a row. And as it
was Saturday, the shoes were
scrubbed, too, that night.
"When the dinner was cleared
away Vrouw Vedder said to the
Twins: .
time for Grand
Let's walk out '"to
"It is almost
mother to come.
meet her."
They walked clear to the edge of
the town before they say her com
ing. They walked on top of the
dyke, so they could look right down
into the street, and see all the
houses in a row. Grandmother was
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ered with pretty blue tiles, with
pictures of boats on them. Over this
table, there was a shelf, like a man
tel shelf. There were plates on it,
and front the bottom of the shelf
hung some chains with hooks on
(hem. The coals were right out on
:he little table.
Kate took the bellows and puff,
puff, puff! made the coals bum
brighter. She peeped in the kettle
to see that there was water in it.
Then she put some more charcoal
an the fire.
' Ki brought in the cabbage, and
Vrouw Vedder cut it up and put it
into the pot of water hanging over
the fire.. She put the pork and po
tatoes in it," too.
In a little while the pot was bub
bling away merrily; and Father Ved
der, who was in the garden, sniffed
the air and said:'
"I know what we are going to
have for dinner."
While the pot boiled, Vrouw Ved
der scrubbed the floor and wiped
the window. Then she took her
brooms and scrubbing-brush outside.
She scrubbed the door and outside
of the house. She scrdubbed the lit
tle pig with soap. The little pig
squealed, because she got some soap
in its eyes. She scrubbed the steps
and even the trunk of the poplar
tree in. the yard! She scrubbed ev
erything in -sight. ' except Father
Vedder and the Twins! By and by
she came to the door and called:
"Come to dinner! Only be sure to
leave your wooden shoes outside,
when you come into my clean
kitchen."
Here are the shoes, just as they
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coming up the street with a basket
on her arm.
"What do you think is in that
basket?" Vrouw Vedder asked the
Twins.
"Honey cake!" said Kit; and Kat
said, "Candy!"
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