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The Omaha Sunday Bee
OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, . FEBRUARY 22, 1920.
Dodge Street Paving Outfit
Sold to Innocent Stranger
Paid $700 Down on the Contract and Didn't Vake Up
Until He Started to Fire One of the Jlen Whom
He Noticed Laying Down on the Job Says He
Came From the Nebraska Corn Belt.
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Judging from the replies which
came in answer to the recent con
test among readers of The Bee as
lo the. stingiest 111311 or woman in
- the world, every other human dis
plays unmistakable traits of extreme
' economy at some time or other.
The stingy letter editor was
buried each morning with notes
from eveiywhere, telling of the
stinginess of someone', and so many
times were the little deeds of tight
ness repeated, that it caused a wor
ried furrow in his brow.
It was generally conceded that
Mr. Penny Finchcr, who seems to
delight in clutching poor little One
Cent between his steel-like talons
with such force that a wail of pain
must come forth before the pres
sure is removed, is represented in
every community.
, Hear Ye! Unmarried Oneh
Stingy people abound in Nebraska,
Iowa, Kansas, Missouri and other
neighboring states, if the writers of
these letters are to be believed and
each contributor swore to the truth
of his story.
Among those present, at this lit
tle stingy party, was one woman,
who declared her faith that any
bachelor is among the stingiest metf
or women in the world, because he
is even afraid to share his name with
a girl,
Bouquet of Live, Human Interest Stories About People
' 1 1 : ! .
Son and Daughter Serve as
Trademark for Dad's Store
"Cash and Carry."
Under this slogan, and based on
these principles, John Brennan of
O'Neill, Neb., has built up his busi
ness of general merchandise. The
motto relates to the method of buy
ing goods at the Brennan store, by
which overhead expense of delivery
is deducted from the selling price.
And the store has a living advertisements
I
Even Deacon Will Enjoy
. A little Sport if Led to It
z . 1
Witness Two Ecclesiastical Bird Lovers Stumble
Onto Genuine Cock-Fight And They Stay to See
Finish, Expressing Pleasure Derived Thereby.
John Fitz Roberts, South Side,
president of the Nebraska Audubon
society, knows more about birds
than the average man and he has
gained this knowledge from tramp
ing through the woods of Fonten
elle forest reserve. He knows how
the female cowbird leaves her eggs
in the nest for Mr. Cowbird to in
cubate while she goes - philander
ing around.
He has a fine repertoire of bird
stories, one of which follows: "I had
two deacon friends who were inter
ested in the Baltimore oriole, so I
took them out one day in my auto
mobile to a place some little dis
tance from the Fontenelle reserve,
where I had observed a pair of ori
oles building their nest,' , ,
- "We drove along and as.we reached
our destination we Jieard, from an
obscure place the sounds of 'aockr
v-doodle-doo,' , in clarion tones.
suspected something, but did not re
veal mv susoicions to my frietfds.
"When we reached the scene ot
the clarion tones we saw some men i
fastening gaffs on two raosters. 1
Well, we repiamed quite a while,
and as we were going away, one ot I
. i f
on. tAe N
Other yarns of saving deeds roll
ed in, as the tide submerges the div
ing girls, reveling in the zephyrs
at some winter resort. ,
One woman, who exhibited great
zeal in describing her neighbor who
borrowed the use of her telephone
too much, gave herself away in her
own hand writing.
Here's a Tobacco Fiend.
She must have used a magnifying
glass, in writing her note, so she
Mrs. Brennan is proud of her
name, Cany, a syncopation of Caro
line. Their young son bears the
name John Cash Brennan, and a
fiaughter answers the name Caroline,
ar Carry, Brennan.
The surrounding neighborhood
knows well the Brennan establish
ment through the familiar sight of
t!c pair. Cash and Carry Brennan.
the deacons remarked to me;
" 'John, of course, if we had
known beforehand what was going
on here, we would not have gone,
but I would not have missed that for
a whole lot.'"
They witnessed a rooster fight.
THE THOUSANDTH OF AN
INCH
By Thomas A. McMahov :
(In Popular Mechanics)
At night I sit and ponder
On the thousandth of an inch:
I knit my brow and scratch my hea-'
And then my fists I clinch.
0 show to me the man, sei I
If Irish, Dutch, or Frinch
The man who first invented
,j The thousandth of an inch.
'j
When finally I craw! in bed,
.So thankful for a snooze,
1 drive my sorrow all away
Without the aid of booze-
I dream f they have caugb -e
-n".
',-'-. -aev ;ow will lynch.
Bv ! Ti c n-n M-'no did'invcii
2 he thousandth of an inch'
I f IH II I II I III I II II 1 V k JII
vrr 1 in 1 1 111 1 111 in 11 1 v 1 iii. wr- i
'Ul,f i,. EP 1 l Mil 1110111 Mill.. A
ytsm ll I IN. f., V 1 III I II IIIIIIT. " IIIIIHl. 1 ' I
m - v
could write small enough to get L
all on one sheet and save paper.
Numerous were the instances of
minute description of the tight old
man who smokes' his three-for-a-nickle
stogie down close, and. then
uses a toothpick to hold it so it
won't burn his lips or fingers, and
jet he won't waste any tobacco.
And the man who' chews tobacco,
saves the cuds to dry, and smoke and
then snuffs the ashes or uses them
VXX M m fi
BUMBLE BEE ATTACKS
HIGH COST OE LIVING!
Will Help the -People By Selling
Tripe at 18 Cents a Pound. Big
Shipment on Way.
The Bumble Bee, ever a leader in
helping the common people, has ar-1
ranged to sell tripe at cost to the 1
people of Omaha, thus striking a
vital blow at the high cost of liv
ing. ;
One thousand pounds of tripe will I
be brought to Oiriaha from the tripe j
fields of Arizona and sold at 18 i
cents a pound 1 '
This is a considerable reduction !
I from the price prevailing in the
, stores, whee tripe is selling at 19 !
to 20 cents a pound. '
"We are going to help the people
cut the cost of living," said A.
Stinger, editor of The Bumble Bee. i
"We will strike a blow by bringing;
the price of tripe a blow by bringing
of everybody." ' i
The tripe offered 'by The Bumble)
Bee is of the best quality, hand j
picked and packed in refrigerator 1
cars by special arrangement with
the Arizona Tripe association.
The shipment will be shipped in
two special barrels, from the tripe
mills of Bingo, Arizona. They will
be rushed via the Santa Fe railroad
to Wichita, Kan. There the two
barrels will be transferred to the
Rock Island on which they will be
rushed to Lincoln, Neb., where they
will be transferred to the Burling
ton railroad, arriving in Omaha
early in the. morning.
Be on hand early at The Bumble
Bee'office and get your tripe.
Did It Work, Joe?
(Johnson County Journal.)
Notice The party who took
the thingsj from my Ford car
Mr. Bal drige Should
Learn to Understand
English As It Is Spoke
H. H. Baldrige likes the girls,
j small girls with curls and pink rib-
mons in their hair, he avers.
He happened to be in the South
Side on a recent occasion and ob
served a group of happy little girls
in Mandan park, were he was vis-
: iting with a group of Omaha men
! who were there in interests of the
; Fontenelle forest reserve.
' "Who are these little girls?" Mr.
j Baldrige asked, in a kindly manner.
I "We are. the camphor girls," a
miss replied, bashfully
' it r i ii T i f
v.arnpnor ginsc uu yuu sen cam
phor or do you give it away?" the
Omaha man inquired.
Several of the girls giggled, but
the little girl who endeavored to
explain their identity became quite
serious.
"I didn't av anything about cam-
Someone tdea of ,
he JieM ef&ketesity
to clean his teeth, proved to be an
other popular example of the univer
sal tightwad.
One man described his employer,
for whom he declares that he does a
great deal of overtime work and odd
jobs not in the curriculum, as a man
with whom tipping his hat is the
nearest he ever gets to tipping.
"Behold the Philanthropist."
Of course, it would hardly be right
to comment on this, but the still
BY A . STING BR
Sunday nigJit is known and will
save trouble by leaving them
with Everett Haughton, in Te
cum sell. Joe Craney.
The Cole Shortage. j
(Cody Cowboy.)
The Cole family has met with
a series of unfortunate circum
stances lately. Mr. and Mrs.
Hal Cole went to Omaha nearly
two weeks ago, and while there
Mrs. Cole contracted pneumonia.
She is still in a hospital, but is
convalescing. On Wednesday E.
C. Cole became ill, leaving Paul
Cole alone to take charge of the
bank and the store. As his clerk.
Mr. Holljnger, has been sick for
several days Mr. Cole was
obliged to keep the bank closed
and transact the banking busiv
ness at the store or open the
bank to accommodate patrons.
II. A. Cole is returning this
veiling, Thursday.
BUTCHHAS NERVE.
(Decatur Herald.)
Butch Marr is filling his ice
house with ice this week. The
ice is remarkably clear and the
oakes measure 22 inches in thick
ness. Butch intends running a
soft drink counter at the same
old stand next summer. Good
tor Butch. We like a fellow who
lias got nerve.'
CHILDHOOD.
A tiny miss sat down, or rather
up, on the seat beside me on a
street car the other day. She had a
coat' with little red dots. .After sit
ting silent for a time she suddenly
piped: "I've got pimples on my
coat."
Ask the Highjackers, Harry.
"The Six Best Cellars" opens at
the Strand today. Manager WaKs
says he has no information regard
ing the six best cellars in Omaha at
the present time.
explaining to Mr. Baldrige that the
girls were Camp Fire Girls out on
a hike in the wildwoods.
"Well. I am pleased to meet the
Camp Fire Girls," Mr. Baldrige
graciously replied. ,
Pastoral P's. !
Purl pellucid'pools,
Placidly pacific, '
Pretty posies peep,
Plenteously prolific'.
Purple pansies pose
Pensively pathetic.
Pious parsons preach
Pulpit prose prophetic!
Poly-petalled plum
Pollen-pelted pluming
Prim Pomona's puffs
' Pleasantly perfuming!
. Pebble-padded paths-,
Prickly plants projecting. -Passing
partridge plead
Passive pets protecting!
Patient ploughmen plod
Primitive possessions
'Pristine pastures please
, Picknicking processions!
Punning poets pen
Prosody pedantic, ,
Prosy papers print
Pastorals pageanticl
Cartoons Magazine.
small voice inside tl.e "stingy editor"
just would not be stilled, when he
read that one.
Justification, however, seemed to
ooze from all qprners of the en
velope of the yarn who described
one of the city's philanthropists, who
wears a log-chain on his gold watch,
fur coat, silk hat, and leans on an
expensive cane, as his idea of the
height of generosity. '
The neighbor described him,
graphically, and added that the clos
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British Army Note.
(London Times).
The King has approved the follg.
appt. :
INDIAN ARMY.
To be Hon. Col. of the 2nd Lrs.
(Gardm:r'a Horse). Hon. Maj.-Uen.
His Hitthness Maharaja Sir Ganga
Singh, Bahadur, of Bikaner, Cj.C.S.I.,
'U.C.I.K.. O.C.V.O.; K.C.B.. A.D.f.
(hon.)
NAME.
At the Hotel Fontenelle vegetable
soup is on the bill of fare as "Potage
Neapolitan."
The Law's Delay.
One way to hjecome a hero is to
murder a poor, old woman and then
clutter up the courts for years to
avoid paying the penalty.
Attractions of Foreign Travel.
My whisky lies over the ocean,
. My highball lies over the sea,
My cocktail lies over the ocean, i
Oh, bring back my whisky to me 4
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my highball to me-e-e.
Bring back, bring back.
Oh, br'nR back my cocktaU to me.
All He Needs Is a Monkey.
"Folks will take vou for an Ital
ian organ grinder," a friend remark
ed to Doane Powell, Bee cartoonist.
voon seeing Doane's cordurov suit
by which he is going to cut down j
1 the h. c. of clothing. I
I But After the Epidemic!
(Stromsburg Headlight).
NOTICE Positively no loaf- !
ing will be allowed in the Post ;
Office duriner the flu epidemic. '
This is a government order and
must be respected.
B. S. Keck. d. m.
We Know About the Raisins. But
Why the Prune Shortage?
(.lohnson County Journal).
RAISINS and PRUNES.
Can give you eood orices on
Raisins and Prunes. They say
they will soon be out of the
market.
L. M. DAVIS & SON.
"Opened by Mistake"
Tattooed On Stomach
Of Man, by Physician
Houston. Tex.,- Feb. 21. A kick
froin a muie is guaranteed to make
just about as much impression on
the memoiy as it does on the an
atomy. Yet Clyde D. Jarvis has
made sure that he will not forget the
kick he received from a Missouri
beast of burden for the rest of his
natural lue.
Jarvis applied for enlistment in
the marine corps, and exhibited aj
scar about six inches long on the'
left side of his abdomen. He ex
plained it was the result of an op
eration he had undergone six months .
before for a ' supposed ruptured I
spleen, following the kick from the i
mule. ;
The operating surgeon had made !
the wrong diagnosis, however, and
found that Jarvis' .spleen was O. K.
Tattooed above the scar in large
letters were the words, "'Opened by
mistake. ' i
TAe fate Excepton
est he ever came to real
thropy was a wild shout:
philan-
"Let's give three cheers
for the
poor!
Nevertheless, and moreover, how
ever, there is always the exception
which proves the rule.
Consider This Lad's Future.
Witness the small boy, whose city
tpusin is out on his dad's farm for
her first visit, and when she asks
for a bite of his apple, he smilingly
offers it to her with the admonition:
"Take a big one."
Granted. It's a mighty rare ex
ception. But it has been known, to
happen.
And when that small boy grows
up, he will neither be described by
his neighbors as a stingy man, nor
will he design to describe any of
his neighbors as stingy.
-SELAH.
City Prosecutor Has
Known But One Pet;
Name Was OToole
"Soak 'em, soak 'em,
"Don't forget to soak 'em;
"Give 'em 30 days, or 90 days,
"But don't forget to soak 'em."
With apologies to Whittier and
Sam Morris, poet laureate of the
Omaha police department, the fore
going lines are accredited to a va
grant who was recently sentenced to
30 days in jail in Central police
court upon. the recommendation of
City Prosecutor "Tom" Murray. .
It is a matter of record that
"Tom" has effected more convic
tions on charges of vagrancy,
drunkenness and other petty cases
during his term of office than his
predecessors care to boast.
On one occasion, the prosecutor
is known to have recommended
leniency. That was when an al
leged vagrant informed the court
his name was "O'Toole."
Be they wlu'te, black, Malay, bol
shevik, I. W. VV. or pf any other
class of bomb-throwers, prisoners
brought to the prosecutor's atten
tion receive the full blow of convic
tion. With "Tom" pitting beside the
police judge, a prisoner merely
stands at attention before the court,
utters "Good moriiin', Yerroner,"
and "Couldn't va gimme another
day to make it 91 ?"
Tom's retort is: "Give 'em the
limit."
Young Dick Came, Saw
And Conquered His Pop
Last Friday the Thirteenth
Though nothing unusual Is a sur
prise that happens on Friday, the
Thirteenth, of any month, J. Dick
Hassel, head of a line of sinker-and-Java
houses and also an orator
of importance when it comes to
settling arguments in the local De
mosthenes club, was knocked coo
coo the 13th inst.. which happened
on a fish day.
Reason? An 8-pound bantling,
full of pep and ambition, was added
to the present Hassel group in stor
age at 2606 Poppleton avenue.
Prouder than a kid stealing a ride
on a merry-go-round, Dick beheld
that the new crying addition was
a boy. After monopolizing two
thirds of the city telephones in noti
fying the city of the birth of another
Hassel, Dick took to thought about
naming the junior. An oldiy son is
named "John Pershing" in honor of
someone important in winning the
recent house-cleaning in Europe.
Dick was so happy he didn't know
whether to call the 8-pounder Den
nis or McCarthy.
"He'll soon answer to Dick,
though," the popular coffee house
prop. says.
"It Is very quiet down here," remarked
th vlBttor from London. "Can't you rake
up a little encltement?"
"Well, I might let you have your bill,"
suggested the manager of the country
hotel. London Answers.
"The heirs of the dead miser searched
"is shack thoroughly believing he had
hidden something away for a rainy day.
slid at last th-y found lt."
"A fortune, eh?" ,
"No. An old umberella," Judg ,
A late scheme of hich finance de
veloped last week in which William
Uirane trom the cornfed belt of
Nebraska was the victim of a schem
ing gentleman who sold him the
street grading outfit being used in
the excavating of Dodge street.
A description 01 the enormous 111-
! come being derived monthly from
the rental of the grading outfit
'empted -Mr. Thrane and he invested
to the extent of live $100 Liberty
noiKls and $J0O 111 cash.
Mr. Thrane's version of his fren
zied plunge to reap a fortune came
1 light when he attempted to dism
iss one of the men workinar with
the street grading outfit, which he
claimed was "layine down on the
job."
"Go Get Your Money."
The man who was approached by
Mr. Thrane was told to bo set his
check, as he was no longer needed.
since when have vou become
boss?" asked the man. I
"I bought this whole outfit yester
day," said Mr. Thrane. "from the
man with the leather leggins who
was engineering the job."
Oood night, said the workman.
The rest of the story is as follows:
!lows: j
"I got it very reasonable," said
Mr. Thrane. "The man said he
Success.
Ever since childhood I have
Been possessed of a desire to at
tain three degrees.
At the age of 20 I entered Harvard
And succesattended my efforts;
I received my First Degree.
Then I took a course in other uni
versities, And again Success attended my ef
forts; I received my Second Degree.
But woe to me,
I was Hearing 30 .
And my ambition had notbeen at
tained. I grew morose and married.
Then, a wonderful thought struck
me
I shot my mother-in-law.
At last Success had crowned my ef
forts, 4
For the next day I received the
Third Degree.
Mark Bellinger.
Mr. Leffingwell Advocates
Courage, Candor, and Cheer
And Proceeds to Crawl Right Out on a Limb, and Saw
It Off Friend Wife Seeks Reason for Raisins in
Cider And Young Hopeful Sifts Out the Fam
ily Sands.
By EDWARD BLACK.
Mrs. Leffingwell was engaged in
her usual S o'clock divertisement of
preparing a table d'hote for Henry,
when Mrs. Wrhat's-Her-Name sprint
ed over to the Leffingwell seat of
government, bringing a large smile
and a desire to add momentum to
any neighborhood . gossip that had
the element of speed.
"I had an awful experience this
afternoon," the caller began. "It
was the worst experience I have had
since the time I tried to cut my
man's hair to save SO cents and the
neighborhood became all cut up over
it when they heard of my tonsorial
efforts.
"Well, when I was returning home
this afternoon on a street car, with
my arms full of packages, the string
on one of the packages became loose
and the contents were revealed on
the car floor and who do you think
was sitting across from me? It was
Mrs. So-and-So and you know how
much she cares for me. Ever since
she has been taking guitar lessons
she will hardly speak to me.
"Well, as I was saying, the pack
age broke open right before her eyes
and I felt embarrassed when I dis
covered that it was not the package
which I at first thought had broken
open. It was only socks, after all.'
So I thought that 1 would come over
and tell you, Mrs. Leffingwell. Have
you heard that Mrs. Two-step
smokes a pipe?"
. Suffers in Silence.
The guardian of the Leffingwell
bed and board suffered in silence
while her caller chatted along on
the goings and comings of her
neighbors, which affairs found no
place in the scheme ofthings in j
the Leffingwell house. Mrs. Lef
fingwell at the moment was more
interested in Henry's feeding time,
which the clock indicated was al
most due.
"I came over to borrow a pinch
of pepper and I think that I must
be going, because if Mr. Leffing
well comes home and fifids me here
again, he will "think that I am liv
ing here," said the caller, as she
took her leave homeward.
Leffingwell appeared on the scene,
having returned home after per
forming eight hours of distin
guished service during the day, as
he believed. He looked over , the
home scene with an imperialistic
air, then uttered an interrogation
which was equivalent to "When do
we eat?"
Mrs. Leffingwell began to suspect
that her chief was due for one of
his pedantic outbreaks. She was
not disappointed.
Folding his napkin at the sup
per table, and assuming a position
which was eloquent with authori
ty, Leffingwell crawled right out
on a limb and then proceeded to
dismember it.
. "I have struck a new note for the
' t
owns so many of these outfits that
the government claims he is a trust,
so he had to sell this outfit.
"I told him I did not know any
thing about the work, but he insisted
that I could learn it in a few days.
We walked over to his office at one
of the hotels and he told me he had
control of a great number 'of these
outfits and that when they dug the
Panama canal he owned all the
steam .Shovels but three.
U. S. Charged Trust.
"The United States government
accused him of being a vtrust so he
had to sell the outfit. He figured it
all out to me just how much rent I
would get from the city for the ua
of this outfit, something like $75 a
day after I had paid all accounti,
and that it would take 18 months to
complete the work. After that bt
would have another job for me near
North Platte, digging irrigation
ditches which the government hat
planned putting in.
"We figured out a deal and I gave
him five $100 liberty bonds and $200
in cash, the balance of the $5,000
which I agreed to pay for the outfit
was to be paid in weekly instal
ments of $245 a week out of mv
rental profits."
v. p 10 me present me man nasn t
returned to collect his rent.
Square Meals Cost x
Twenty Cents; Paris
Shows How to Do II
Paris, Feb. 21. For just 23 1-2 .
cents it is possible to obtain a hearty
meal, washed down with half a bot- ,
tie of red wine, in the Paris Mu-
nicipal restaurants just opened. The
3lX rptlle crn t r m ir fnr iUm win
A prohibitionist can get the follow
ing repast for 20 cents, and there's
nn tin .
MENU.
' Hors d'Oeuvre.
Roast beef with fried potatoes.
A large helping of vegetables.
Cheese or pudding.
Large chunk of bread.
Food experts here claim that in
no other metropolis in the world can
three such "squares" be had daily
for twice the price 60 cents for
one day's nourishment.
guidance of the Leffingwells," . h
began, "and it is 'courage, candor
and cheer,'' a trinity, of virtues. I
have figured it out, that if we cul
tivate these qualities, we will have
solved most of our difficulties. Our
troubles will take wing and we will
hear the blue birds and see the sil
ver lining. 1
, "This is the great panacea, and
it is free for the asking. It abounds
in the air, it is everywhere. Mix
the three elements together, and
you have a life-giving tonic. . Take
this tonic in copious quantities ev
ery hour and yoii will call for more.
It is good for old and young."
"Say, pa," interrupted Willie. "I
fee that you have to pay your bills
now before the 10th of the month."
"Most, of our unrest could be al-
leviated if we all had more candor
and cheer and had the courage of
our convictions. It requires cour
age to carry cheer and candor,
through the' day's work," Leffing
well went on. "I would refer tc
these qualities as 'the three Cs.'"
"Why not-call them 'the high
Cs?'" Willie inquired.
Reasons and Raisins.
Mrs. Leffingwell was beginning tn
feel as if she cnuld knock the dining
table over, with dishes and all, but
she maintained her usual control
and met the situation by telling her
second lieutenant, what she thought
of the subject matter in hand.
"Henry Leffingwell," she purred,
"you have about as much courage
as an oyster. I think you had better
practice up a bit.beore you make
a show of yourself before the neigh-
bors, as a demonstrator of courage,
candor and cheer. 1 believe you
have been mixing raisins in that
cider I have been keeping in the
basement for mince meat pie. And,
Henry, you know as much about
being a cheer-leader as our cat
knows about grand opera."
"Say, ma, there's reason in every
thing and raisins' in some things,"
Willie observed.
VWell, Mrs. Leffingwell." Henry
said in conclusion, "it seems to nn
that my words of wisdom in this
house are like throwing pearls upon :
the sands of time."
"That isn't right, pa. that isn't .
right," said Willie. "You mean
'sands of the desert.'"
Wag Adds Joker to
Medic's Invitation to ,
Visit Him Secretly
A Nebraska doctor used the fol
lowing advertisement:
"Dr. Smith, ' physician and sur
geon.
"Difticu't cases preferred.
''Come in. a closed carriage."
A sharp wag appended the follow,
tug rpiqram :
' And leave in a locked hearse.
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' phor; I said we were camphor girls,"
, she repeated.
The leader of the girls then came
i to the rescue and aved the day by
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