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    THE' BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JUNE 20, 1916.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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57,852 Daily Sunday 52,748
Dsrlgbt WlUlani, elreulatlos suaager of Tbs Bat
. raaiustBg sanpany, being )
averse elrealatlos fer thei
S7.S-J dails and l.lia ftunrf.
DWIGUT WILLIAMS, OtrraiatUw Manager.
abecribed In ear sjaaasnes and swora to before sis
, sSTSV .
. this M day art Jgas, :
ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Fublia, I
SabCri6ri leaving; th eltjr temporarily
. . should hsvs ths Be nailed to them. Ad
' dress will be changed at often ai requested. '
c '. ."'"7, i !'..rr"
. It's a cinch that the country will suffer no
dearth of Fourth of July Oratory thi year. .
- i ' .
' . When the bull moose and donkey pu.lt together
then gurely the political millenium would be tt
hand. V ' ' ,.'
' "Who saw Hughes first?" seems to worry the
democrats . hereabouts much more than ' it does
the republicani. , '
X . " A .r ' B : : " 'v ; V
" " The scene of strife shifts from the Meuse to
. the Pruth, where cemetery accommodations are
more abundant. ; . '.-.
Besides many other distinct campaign advan
tages the party of the elephant operates the
trunk line to victory.
No move yet on the part of r. Bryan to
raise another regiment that will enable him to
restirpe command as it colonel.
" . .
The call for troops from other state reflects
most seriously upon those Texani who were just
champing at the bit for a chance to do the Job. .
Vhat might have happened had Aot Governor
Morehead returned to relieve his substitute at
the state house just in the nick of time will never
be known," "
Premium prices for public bonds i the rule
in Nebraska and throughout the country. No
other going investment mocks the- reach of the
federal income tax, -. , ',. .. : ?! .
Genera) Carransa's underlings may not realize
it, but they could choose sr surer' mean than
their present course of working up a surprise
. party-for the first chief and themselves.
. , ,
' Barely two weeks remain for enrollment in
.the leap, year roster of June brides. But the
center aisle march is' just' as fmpresaive and ef
fective any day. of the ensuing sit months. ; , '
. , - .,, . , , - ; ': ;, ':
J i ; If, the local democratic organ i start "faking
10 crudely ar this stage' of the game, one can
easily imagine' what coarse stuff it will be trying
to put over before the campaign 1 concluded.
...
The emperor of Japan congratulate the esar
of Russia on the forward march of his army. The
cooing smiles of well-nourished Japanese "war
babies" lends the touchy of royal joy to the met
v sage. . '.; ; . ... ... . '
Those St Louis folks who bought the abbre
viated democratic national convention for $100,000
naturally feel that they were buncoed. They will
know better next time and iniist upon stipulation
to insure their money' worth. , . '
The plumes of convention hospitality and mod
erate charges are being handed to St Louis in
bunches." Even a .Chicago correspondent joins
in the chorus of praise over the absence of the
gouge, presenting a refreshing contrast to the
convention methods of the lake city.
. Semi-official Word comes from gasoline quar
ters assuring consumers that "a combination of
causes" are responsible for high prices which "are
not easy for the layman to comprehend.". How
ever, the layman has little difficulty in compre
hending 40, 50 and 100 per cent oil stock divi
dends. ' ,.'.'. . --.;..'..; ' '.. . ....
Weaving romantic heroics around the an
nounced engagement of the young widow of John
Jacob Astpr will hold the 400 for awhile. ' Re
marriage means relinquishing a' trust found of
$5,000,000. But romance' can afford to scoff at
shekels with a. string when love hobbles a man
with a sugar pile. , .
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
' Csaaasag Fraat Sto Fttea '
' C. D. Kelly, general aerent of the Bav Stat.
; Land company, has left for North Platte to com
- plcte a large re.al estate deal ' y
Mr. John Schaab, owner of the Windsor hotei
property on Tenth and Jackson streets, will com-menc-wrk
at once upon the erection of a three-
siorjrMJCic aoqiuony torty by sixty feet in dimen
. A jolly party of Omahans have started for
Davenport and Rock Island, consisting of Ed,
V ittig, Fred Schmidt William Duvy and Henry
r G. G, Wallace has returned from Vn
where he attended the commencement exreises
of his alma mater. Judge J. H. McCulloch (who
. . " - w iiu c position
on the board, , ;.''- ( .,: ., ,', , v
T. R. Vangreen, the popular Cuming street
grocer, ha gone to Moline, III., to attend the re
.. gatta at that place.
The famous Gtau company will inaugurate a
summer season at Boyd's opera house, and the
opening performance will be ine Mikado.
Why This Mobilizing; of.'tite Militia..
The' sudden order of President . Wilon. for.
mobilizing the national guard in the several
states for service on call at the Mexican border
calls for explanation. .
On the surface there is no vital change in the
Mexican situation from , what it has been for
weeks, and yet the president takes this action on
a Sunday, without consulting congress, which is
in session, as if the life of the nation would be
jeopardized by a twenty-four-hour delay. . . - .
, The president's do-nothing policy of "watchful
waiting," used so long to excuse inaction, was
followed by a so-called "punitive expedition",
now to be reinforced by1 this general. mobilization,
but all the time with insistence that we are at,
peace and not at war with Mexico, and with all
the world. By what theory, then, is this un
precedented order justified? ' ;
When the country is at war the president'
military power as commander-in-chief, M we all
know, is practically unlimited,, but his peace pow
ers are subject to the usual restrictions of the
constitution and the laws, and under the constitu
tion the only purposes for which the militia may
be called forth by the federal government ar
"to execute the laws of the anion, suppress in
surrection and repel invasion. With no organ
ized defiance of our laws and no insurrection of
our own citizens," it must be we we preparing
"to repel invasion," but an invasion, In the ordi
nary sense of the term, is an attack" upon -our
territory by the armed forces of some other state,
whereas all we are threatened with, at most, is
an incursion here or there by band of maraud
ing outlaws. ' , . - i i 1
Is this the kind of invasion for which the sum
moning of the militia by executive oroer is con
temnlated? Or are there hidden motive or be-
low-the-surface purposes prompting the move? To
an uninitiated observer it looks as if the authort
tiet at Washington were either' needlessly stam-
peping or. merely making a political softie. '
Omslut'i Baw'Bill .tesun.' ''
' For the first time in several seasons, the
Omaha base ball team is at the top of the stand
ing table, holding the place by dint of 'having
vanquished its competitors so far as the season
has progressed. Moreover, it bids fair to. stay
there, and to bring another pennant to Rourke
park. Of course, It is a little too early to award
championship honors, but it is not too soon to
congratulate Owner Rourke. on the success he
has already achieved, and to wish him well for
the-rest of the season. He has faced adversity
and financial loss for several seasons, but has
stuck to his guns determined to get together a
team that would properly do credit to the best
base ball city in the United States and thus de
serve the support of the home town folks. Now
that he has done this, he ought to get more than
the good wishes of the public, A winning base
ball team is no't only a joy to the fans, but a
good advertisement for the town. ,
' Cost of Running for Offioe.
One of the hidden beauties of running for
office under the direct primary plan is brought
out by experience of candidates for governor
in Iowa, Three made the race for the republi
can nomination, -which one of them won. Ac
cording to hit own account on file at the state
house , the expenses' of the winner were - $10,
356,62. Of the unsuccessful aspirants one files
an expense account of $17,876.88. .The third has
not at yet made public the amount he invested
in an unavailing effort to be chosen to go before
the people a a candidate for the executive's of
fice, but based on the experience of the other
two,' he will not ge( off with much less than
$10,000. ' The lesson Is not easy to draw. But
It does show that 'the direct primary does not
open the way to office' to a poor man. ; Iowa
hat had tome splendid governors who could not
have afforded to pay the price nowadays de
manded for a nomination.
An Unplejat( Reminder. . '
i The dispatch of a note to Austria, , asking for
apology and reparation for a submarine attack
on an American vessel, is an unpleasant , re
minder' that, we yet have considerable unfinished
business pending with European powers. Ger
many has shown so far a commendable- determi
nation to keep its side of the bargain whereby
correspondence with the United States, over
government, so that ' this issue will not be
the use at submersibles was brought to a recess
at least The United States, for its. part, has
sent the "sharp note" to Great Britain and it
allies, but so far no reply 'has been had. Some
suggestion has been received that the conces
sions to be offered by the British government
will be something less than requested by our
government, it that this issue will not be
speedily terminated. An' exchange of note
with Auttria over the tubtea epitode meant that
the State department at Washington itn't going
to have much vacation thit summer. 4
Standardiiinj Kebruk Hig-hwayi, -The
State Highway Advisory commission
announces itself a ready to act on certain appli
cation . for Insignia to designate particularly
roads with, one or another of the titles adopted
generally. ' This is for the purpose of unifying
routes and making maps dependable. It is good
service as far at it foes, but it does not go far
enough. The state .engineer is a member of the
advisory committee, and will 'take part in the
survey of 1 the routes, ': He- must fully realize
the need for adopting a standard for construc
tion and maintenance of state roads. He should
take advantage of this present opportunity to
urge the proper consolidation, or at least co
operation of road building authority in Nebraska,
to the end that money expended will be made
to give better service than is now obtained. The
four millions that is annually Invested in roads
hv Nebraska, if expended under -central control,
and with a definite program, would soon give
the state a splendid system of highways. ; -
Should occasion demand it, there is no doubt
American industries could meet alt needs. ' Thit
fict it thown in many directiona where tests have
been applied. In one Jersey shop a tingle unit
of mechanical equipment developed a capacity of
7,500 cartrldget an hour, each cartridge manipu
lated from the raw material to the finished prod
uct Each unit comprises thirty machines. - The
output of such appliances is limited only by the
number of units employed. " - ' i t '
.Although Great Britain enjoys to the full the
freedom of the seas,, the pinch of economy and
diminished food imports - forces, the nation to
adopt the German policy of conaerving food
stocks. From conservation to regulation of price
and consumption seems but a short step. .
1 Dandelions as a Crop
Lftarary Digest
AS A BRILLIANT decorative blossom in a field,
the dandelion eomoels our admiration'. As a
feature of a lawn it is usually held by the. owner
to be a nuisance requiring abatement. Many like
the tender leaves served as "greens," and yet until
of late we have not considered the dandelion a
commercial possibility as a vegetable; Besides its
edible leaves the plant has roots possessing valu
able medicinal properties: These we import from
Europe when we want them, neglecting the
copious supplies in our own back yards-ajid
then, pen in hand, we sit down and write articles
on "business efficiency." But the dandelion, as a
money-making crop, is coming into its own. Says
a writer hj The Scientific American Supplement:
'. "One often hears the statement that every
production -of nature is good in its kind, and the
dandelion is not an exception, for every part of
the plant is in repute for-its particular purposes.
It has in recent years acquired a degree 'of im
portance which, -on that account, entitles it .to
notice. ', Its cultivation in the United States dees
not date back very far, but it is highly probable
that it will become a plant of considerable com
mercial value. It is, perhaps, one of the most
cosmopolitan of medical plants, for besides being
an actually recognized article in pharmacy it is
also largely collected and used by the country
people for liver-complaints and in cases of dys
pepsia. The roots are used in variety of ways in
Europe and in parts of this country. One useful
form is that of a paste, which, is made by pound
ing the fresh roots, placing the mass into tins
or jars, and baking it in an oven until it is thor
oughly dry,, It is used also as a substitute for
coffee. ' For this purpose the roots are washed,
dried in the son, and cut into small pieces, after
which they are roasted in a manner similar to
coffee. The material it then ground, and to every
nine parts of coffee one part of ground dandelion
root it added. This is said to form an excellent
and useful beverage.-" " '
, "The use of dandelion-leaves as a pot-herb or
salad in the early spring it welt-known in this
country. The country people-make from them a
tonic recommended for purifying the blood.--Its
use for the table hat become to universal that in
a number of placet large fields are devoted en
tirely to itt culture:' The leaves when boiled form
a very agreeable substitute for the spinach and
other greens at a much earlier period of the sea
ton than that in which any other pjant it' found
to ripen in thit climate. The flowers are used
for making so-called dandelion wine.
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"The industry It still localized around New
York, New. Haven and -Boston; but after the
American growers learn to realize something for
the dandelion roots, as -welt as for the tops, it
will render it a still more valuable article of
Srowth. At the present time bur supply of dan
elion roots comes chiefly frm Germany, Aus
tria and France, The United States imports many
tons of these roots annually, and there is no rea
son why the American truck gardeners should not
supply thit demand. Of the comparative medicinal
qualities of the American anS foreign-grown roots
numerous experiments have been made,' and It
has been found that the foreign root contains no
one essential quality which is not possesed in an
equal degree by our own: it is in tome casea even
more effectual than the foreign roots."
Dandelions are held to be a sovereign remedy
for "spring fever" by Dr. William Brady who
writes in The Illustrated ; World. This annual
"tired feeling," Dr. Brady says, is due to the fail
ure of the ductless glands to act property, thut
allowing - accumulated product! to poison the
blood. He says: . '
- "Some individuals have a much more compe
tent ductless gland apparatus than others. If the
ductless glands functionate actively, their secre
tions entering the blood-help to oxidize or destroy
poisons circulating through , the body, and so the
individual can stand . a . considerable degree of
autointoxication without feeling the usual symp
toms. ' But if the poisoning go'n for, a Con
siderable period, the ductless glandt will eventu
ally thirk the irktome burden, and then the tpring
fever comet on with atl its melancholy symptoms.
It it a pretty well established fact that a highly
nitrogenous diet especially a meat diet, places a
heavier strain upon the ductless gland function
than a carbohydrate or vegetarian diet; some
people can stand it longer than others that is all.
If they last through into summer, they escape
-spring fever. ,
"And now for the remedy. Every old woman
knows that green garden truck lettuce, onions,
radishes, Utringbeans, green peas, spinach, dan
delion and other greens ia good for the blood.
The spring vegetables are good because they fill
the bowel with indiuestible cellulose and tend to
increase motility or relieve blood stagnation there,
ana atso necause tne caroonyarate residue oilers
a poor medium for the nefarious activities of the
colon bacillus and allied parasites which produce
the poisons of autointoxication and spring fever.
"Thus the Italian immigrant woman of the
Sealant class who appears in your dooryard with
er rooting knife upon the first faint suggestion
of tpring it antwering the call of the blood. - All
winter the and her family have hungered for
something bulky and green, and now, with her
apron full of taraxacum officinale, commonly
called 'those pesky dandelions," she will serve her
family a dish that will do far more good than any
spring tonic they could buy in a bottle," -
Tyrice Told Tales
A Neat Rebuke.
The late Richard Harding Davis was once
persuaded to dine with a new rich millionaire in
a cream-colored palace on Fifth avenue. '
had cost how much his Ming vases had cost, how
mucn nis gooeun tapestries nad cost, the price
of his Louis Seize furniture, and so forth. .
After dinner the man produced, with the
cigars, a bottle of 125-year-old brandy. He told
how much this had cost, of course.
Mr. Davis sipped the old brandy from the
enormous glass in which old brandy is always
served.
v "Yes, sir," said the millionaire, "that stuff
cost me just"
"Excuse me," said Mr.' Davis, holding out his
glass, "but it's to very good, would you mind
letting me have about $475 worth more' of it.
pleeae.'VChicago Post
Turning a Joke,
.niM..- .... .... . ... .....
, wnais me matter, .ruggers r said Smith to
the man who was kicking himself. .
"Matter I" echoed Raggers.; ''Oh, only a little
joke I played just a funny joke." ;
"What was It?"
-"Well, you know Jones? I lent him $10 about
a year ago, and I simply couldn't get him to pay
It back. , Then last week I heard he had a debt
collecting agency, so I thought it would be a
good joke to write asking him to collect the
money he owes me." . .
' ' "Well?" ,. ,' .' , -
' ."Now I've had a letter from him to Say 'that
Ika Vlft k ,. . t t .
! " me nas oeen collected and his
fee $15. 'Baltimore American. ;
, ' No Fals Teeth, ,' ' " y ;'
Many words of housewifery wisdom had her
mother imparted to the fair young bride on all
subjects '.from managing husbands to tackling
tramps.. And some of them were now! being out
to, the test
He was a particularly dirty-lobking specimen,
but he had told the tale with the pathos of an
expert, The youthful house mistress felt touched,
but determined to follow her mother's precepts.
, t"?0' mY. man" -ia when h "ad fin
ished, I will give you something to eat if yoq
will take that chopper- .. . , -.
"Oh, mum, I shan't need' it," the tramp reas
wed her. "My teeth are all right" Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph. .- . . l,
Hit the Nell as the Head.
Omaha, June It. To the editor ef The
Bee i I have Juet been reading yoor "Stop
Your Faking" article in The Bee thii morn
ing, end I think you have, done the publle
a favor. When I read that letter I said to
mrielt "that Is a lie," and I went It one
better I laid the editor ot the W.-H. wrote
that letter, and I am glad that you have ex
posed the fake. Thanking you for giving me
ueh a pleasant thrill, I am the orlglaal
Hughes man. . BEN SMITH,
P. 8. You ean print thle U you want to.
Stebbtae Back .to the Greenback.
North Platte, Neb., June 1. To the Ed
itor of The Bee: I have lived flftr-ilx yesri
weet of the MUiourf river, traveled- theae
plains when inhabited only by Indians and
buffalo, eroeicd its deserts snd monntslns
to the Psclfle eosst, from ths Canadian hort
der to Central America, lived here In Nerth
Platte forty-three years, improved a home
stead and timber claim, raised a -family and
ws era all at work at soms productive In-'
duatry. Regardless of parties or psraona ths
three prime fectora of preaent civilisation
are: Firat, land upon which to aubaiat: aee
ond, mesne of transportation! third, billa of
exchange, which, we call money. Whoever
controls sliher one of theae three controls
the nation. This nstion Is Conquered by
finance. ' '
When the elvil war broke out Lincoln and
his compatriots iasued United Statea treas
ury notae, government billa of exchange, as
money; ISO, 000, 000, which was full legal
tender,- and could not be forced to a dis
count. - This money saved the nation's life
through the civil war. Subsequent iaaues
were repudiated before they were laaued at
the demand tof . foreigners and domestic
traitors, who threatened to support ths
southern confederacy If-their demands were
not compiled with. Theae "greenbacks" per
formed the same functions In commerce then
thst s federal reserve bank note does today,
exchanged values without being- borrowed.
If the WUson sdmlnlstration had Issued this
kind , of - money the : money, of Jefferson, :
Franklin snd Lincoln, thsy eould have dls
penaed. with ..the tariff' entirely, -.'.' , V
Ii repeat it. This country la conquered by
finance.. Read the. Literary ' Pigeat, 1S16.
Merc .4, page- SiO.'- There is aot room-to
quote'lt here. Leant thst the present yesrly
incresse of Stocks snd bonds is ssttmsted
at 120,000,000.000 annually. That the tote!
of farm' productive industry la only S41,
000,000,000 all told. Still a lot of political
"jack-potters" father, so psr cent of whom
do not know whether they are at a political
convention or a "hoodlum.'' and howl like
dogsbsrklng at the moon about national
prosperity.
- Do we propoae to prepare to make Mexico
be good ? To make England atop opening
our mallaT - To make Oermsny stop sinking
our ahipa T Thst is soms prepsredneas euro.
The beat way to protect America ia to stop
robbing It Of course, the "Jsck-potters"
thst hsvs got hold of ths ofneisl tit and
have raised their famlliea on it, aueking like
ealvea. don't see suy occasion for a change
ao long aa the nouriahment gives down. -
Yes, ths "great commonsrs" have had
their dsy. Can ths common commoners now
have theirs LUC1EN STEBBINS.
Ths Historical Building.
Lincoln, Juns It. To ths Editor of The
Bee i In the death of Clarence S. Peine the
stats losee a man who has dons much in
ths historical Una for ths state, and tt Is
no more then fitting tSiat ths stste should
rlss up and srect a memoriel unto hta name.
Men who have done leas than hs for ths up
building of this stste hsvs hsd memorials to
their names and why should not Clarence 8.
Psinst
- He hss been sn sdvocsts for a building
in which to houas ths thousands of' his
torical relics of ths past which are now
houaed in the basement on the east slds of
ths espltol, snd the writer suggests thst now
Is a good time to make aa appropriation for
the completion of this building and dedicat
ing It as a Pains msmormial.
In scouring ths history of this state and
hs! noted people no men .hss dons more then
Clsrsnee B: Paine, and in securing the mark
ings of the transcontinental roads he was a
foremost factor,. He has been honored in
being made secretary of several historical
sooieties where the work required was Sr.
duous and required his whole time, which
he gsve without thought of himself or his
heslth.
- A man l,i ths prims of his ihsnhood, with
grsat things before him, has been cut down
and la gone, and ths stats is ths loser. It
is not to be doubted but thst this work hss
tened his departure, and in commemoration
of his memory tt would he nothing more
then right land proper that the building
above mentioned should be. completed and
commemorated to his memory.
H. A. BRAINERD. ,
EDITORIAL SLTTINOp.
Detroit Free Press: "Few men." ears
ths wifs of a wealthy easterner who is su
ing for dlvorcs, "can be both rich and de
cent." Which probably explains why the
decent folke are so overwhelmingly In the
meiorlty. -
' Cleveland Plsin Dealer: If Austria eould
capture an Italian every time Russia cap
tures an Austrian, how long would tt be
before Austris wss tn ths hands of ths Ital
ians, while Russia was ruled over by the
Austrianst Don't all answer at once.-
Pittsburgh Dispatch i , "Never have I
been afraid of the noisy man. I have al
ways been afraid ot the quiet man." The
President. And Charles E. Hughss hss al
ways been a reasonably qulst sort of chap.
Boston Transcript: President Wilson
ssld st West Point thst "mankind la going
to know, whsn Amsriea speaks it means
what It says." That's right: next year
we will have a man in the White House
who will make "strict accountability" stand
up to Its dsfinition.
Baltimore American: As ths democrats
sse It, the paralysed Industries of Europe
must be encouraged sfter the war by an
American Tio-tarlrf policy, even at the ex
pense ot Infant American Induatrlee. But
there Is such a thing as carrying philan
thropy too far and there is no such thing
as gratitude among notions.
Philadelphia Record: On the earns day
Russia gats a loan of 160,000,00s In this
country and orders 200,000 tons of barbed
wire, Russian purchssee from no are enor
moua, and promise to continue large for
a long time.- It is not only war euppllea,
but railroad material, it Is buying here, and
the money borrowed in the American money
market will be used In paying for supplies
produced by our mills and factories, and
will get Into the pay envelopes of American
meehanios. -
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
- Kentucky and Pennsylvania produot nearly
all the tunnel coal, .mined In the United
fitatee, ' "
A younc woman tn Effingham, Ken., hai
bet 128 that ehe will git married thle nj
year, anKhe pfit up the money.
A thirty-ponni baby arrived at the home
of R. Be Oaudill'. of Indian Bottom, Ky., not
long affoaocording to Dr. lion, the attend
lnv nhveieian. 1 -
' Thoufrh nattleHhin im a !, -l
hip a "he." After tome dieeaealon the
English war office hie settled the eex of
the Zeppelin. Heiaaftar the war. office; will
refer to the Qernuta dirigible aa "he or
"him" In official statement. -
In the sale of the ' collection of Perstaa
antiquiUe of Ulna Rally of Persia at the
Anderson galleries in New. York, a sixteenth
century Ouehak palace rug brought the high
est price of the -sala, selling- on order for
$4,200. .. - .-'-i-. v-7 -
North Wales', Pi..' bas e police dog. ' R
la the comrade of' George Mom, and does
nightly police petrol hry with him. When
Moss directs him- hat accompanies women
who return to North iWalea ay lata trains
to their homes,
A cold-blooded vi.yw of the war hospttale
rereels the wonderful and otherwise naob
toinahle practice that young surgeons, f
whom many ara Americans,-are obtain inc.
The yeranc feUown who are going Into that
profess ion eoaid not bav ahosen a better
class 4or tbir ai-doaUon than 1914 or It) LI.
Those employed In Franca receive $41 a
week and $1 a day expense money.
MIRTHFUL REMARKS.
"There's a treat in this field."
"Looks cross, too."
"Do you think he will let us pass without
trouble?"
"Can't say, myself. Better call Wombat
to look htm over. He belongs to several
lodges."- Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Are you looking forward to the summer
with pleasant anticipation?" asked the op
timistic citizen.
'Tea, tn-eed," replied the pessimistic per
son. "A great many- people I'm tired of
looking at will go out of town for the sum-mer,"-rBlnningham
Age-Herald.
"I hope you wilt have plain saillnr with
your new cook."
"Prom the way she handled the break
fast dishes the first morning I am afraid
there are breakers ahead! '-Baltimore Amer
ican ,
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MARRIAGE!
"Beg your pardon, ma'am," said the but
ler, "but your son has just eloped with the
cook" '
"Tea, I put him up to." replied Mrs.
Uppson. "She's the best cook we ever had.
and I didn't want to lose her." Indianapo
lis Star, .
"Be mine."
"Eh?"
"You shatl be aueen of my heart."
"Um. Where are the crown Jewels?"
Kansas City journal.
''Don't you want to be recognized as a
great leader?"
i 'Sometimes," replied Senator Sorghum ;
"and other times I'd prefer to exert a
certain amount of. guidance and authority
without being recognised." Washington
Star.
"Por-the first year of his married life.
Rounder came to dinner In evening clothes."
"What does he do now?"
Now he comes to breakfast In them."
Boston Transcript.--
THE .JUUE COUPLE. ' V
Edgar A. Quest in Detroit Free PrSss.
Sh hi fair to see and sweet,
riaiinttr tram hut head to feet.
Modest as her blushing shows, ;
Happy as her smiles disclose, '
And the young man at her side
Nervously attempts to niae .
tTys.r.sith vl-ii-a -rim
That the fuss Is bothering him.
Pause a moment, happy pair;
Romance ends and wooing stops
Ana tne cnarms irm
This Is but the outward gate
Where the souls of mortals mate; s-
But the border of the land
You must travel hand in haild.
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Tou, who come to marriage, bring
All your ' tenderness, and cling
Steadfastly to all the ways
That have marked your wooing days,
You are only atartlng out
On life's . roadways, hedged, about
Thick with roses and with tares, .
Sweet delights and bitter cares, ,
Heretofore you've only played
At love's game, young man and maid...'..
Only known It at Its best;
Now you'll have to face Its test,
You must prove your love worth while.
Something time cannot defile,
Something neither care nor pain
Can destroy or mar or stain.
You ara now about to show
Whether love is real or no.
Yonder down the lane of life ' j
You will find, as man and wife
Sorrows, disappointments, doubt,
Hope will slmost flicker out,
But if rightly you are wed
Love will linger where you tread.
There are Joys that you will share,
Joys to balance every care;
Arm In arm remain and you
Will hot fear the storms that brew;
And when you are sorest tried -Pace
your trials, sid by side,
Now your wooing days are done -And
your loving- years begun.
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Mishaps
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with Liquid Granite. A
damp cleaning cloth or a -'floor
mop will restore the
finish completely.
Liquid Granite is water
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the handsome appearance of
the finish can be maintained
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with Luxeberry White En
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can be modified to shades of
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For the front door and all
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Luxeberry Spar, made for
durability under extreme ex-'
posure.
That Finitha are madt by Berry
Brothers, tht World' i target t Var- '
niih maker: Call on any at the ',
following dealers tor boohlete and
farther information.
Hamilton Paint aV Class Co., 1517
Howard St.; E. E. Bruca Drug Co.;
Henry M. Johannaxen Glass Paint.
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Co.i Wright A Wilhelmy Co.
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