THE' BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JUNE 20, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR RQ8E WATER. EDITOR. Th) BeJf Publishing Company, Proprietor. ' BEB BUILDING. FARWAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postofflco aa second-claas mettsr, 'TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. By owner Dally and Sunday Dally without Sunday.... Evening and Sunday Evening- without Sunday. : bunaay saes) owy par month ...j.eeo,..., .....46c... .....400,... 8t!. .zuc. By mall per year. .-...U.OO 4.011 .00 4.00 too Tjaily and Sunday Bee. threa years In advance, S10.00. Mend notice o( change of address or Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department remittance; Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only two cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern ex change. -not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. : Bouth Omaha 3318 N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street Lincoln 52 Little Building. . ' , Chicago 118 Peoples Gag Building. t New York Roam 110. 28 Fifth avenue ' ' fit Louis (03 New Bank of Commerce, , . " Washington 78S Fourteenth street N. W. ? , CORRBSPONDENCE. . . Addran communications relating to news and -axtta torlal matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department MA UKCU-ATlUW. 57,852 Daily Sunday 52,748 Dsrlgbt WlUlani, elreulatlos suaager of Tbs Bat . raaiustBg sanpany, being ) averse elrealatlos fer thei S7.S-J dails and l.lia ftunrf. DWIGUT WILLIAMS, OtrraiatUw Manager. abecribed In ear sjaaasnes and swora to before sis , sSTSV . . this M day art Jgas, : ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Fublia, I SabCri6ri leaving; th eltjr temporarily . . should hsvs ths Be nailed to them. Ad ' dress will be changed at often ai requested. ' c '. ."'"7, i !'..rr" . It's a cinch that the country will suffer no dearth of Fourth of July Oratory thi year. . - i ' . ' . When the bull moose and donkey pu.lt together then gurely the political millenium would be tt hand. V ' ' ,.' ' "Who saw Hughes first?" seems to worry the democrats . hereabouts much more than ' it does the republicani. , ' X . " A .r ' B : : " 'v ; V " " The scene of strife shifts from the Meuse to . the Pruth, where cemetery accommodations are more abundant. ; . '.-. Besides many other distinct campaign advan tages the party of the elephant operates the trunk line to victory. No move yet on the part of r. Bryan to raise another regiment that will enable him to restirpe command as it colonel. " . . The call for troops from other state reflects most seriously upon those Texani who were just champing at the bit for a chance to do the Job. . Vhat might have happened had Aot Governor Morehead returned to relieve his substitute at the state house just in the nick of time will never be known," " Premium prices for public bonds i the rule in Nebraska and throughout the country. No other going investment mocks the- reach of the federal income tax, -. , ',. .. : ?! . Genera) Carransa's underlings may not realize it, but they could choose sr surer' mean than their present course of working up a surprise . party-for the first chief and themselves. . , , ' Barely two weeks remain for enrollment in .the leap, year roster of June brides. But the center aisle march is' just' as fmpresaive and ef fective any day. of the ensuing sit months. ; , ' . , - .,, . , , - ; ': ;, ': J i ; If, the local democratic organ i start "faking 10 crudely ar this stage' of the game, one can easily imagine' what coarse stuff it will be trying to put over before the campaign 1 concluded. ... The emperor of Japan congratulate the esar of Russia on the forward march of his army. The cooing smiles of well-nourished Japanese "war babies" lends the touchy of royal joy to the met v sage. . '.; ; . ... ... . ' Those St Louis folks who bought the abbre viated democratic national convention for $100,000 naturally feel that they were buncoed. They will know better next time and iniist upon stipulation to insure their money' worth. , . ' The plumes of convention hospitality and mod erate charges are being handed to St Louis in bunches." Even a .Chicago correspondent joins in the chorus of praise over the absence of the gouge, presenting a refreshing contrast to the convention methods of the lake city. . Semi-official Word comes from gasoline quar ters assuring consumers that "a combination of causes" are responsible for high prices which "are not easy for the layman to comprehend.". How ever, the layman has little difficulty in compre hending 40, 50 and 100 per cent oil stock divi dends. ' ,.'.'. . --.;..'..; ' '.. . .... Weaving romantic heroics around the an nounced engagement of the young widow of John Jacob Astpr will hold the 400 for awhile. ' Re marriage means relinquishing a' trust found of $5,000,000. But romance' can afford to scoff at shekels with a. string when love hobbles a man with a sugar pile. , . Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha ' Csaaasag Fraat Sto Fttea ' ' C. D. Kelly, general aerent of the Bav Stat. ; Land company, has left for North Platte to com - plcte a large re.al estate deal ' y Mr. John Schaab, owner of the Windsor hotei property on Tenth and Jackson streets, will com-menc-wrk at once upon the erection of a three- siorjrMJCic aoqiuony torty by sixty feet in dimen . A jolly party of Omahans have started for Davenport and Rock Island, consisting of Ed, V ittig, Fred Schmidt William Duvy and Henry r G. G, Wallace has returned from Vn where he attended the commencement exreises of his alma mater. Judge J. H. McCulloch (who . . " - w iiu c position on the board, , ;.''- ( .,: ., ,', , v T. R. Vangreen, the popular Cuming street grocer, ha gone to Moline, III., to attend the re .. gatta at that place. The famous Gtau company will inaugurate a summer season at Boyd's opera house, and the opening performance will be ine Mikado. Why This Mobilizing; of.'tite Militia.. The' sudden order of President . Wilon. for. mobilizing the national guard in the several states for service on call at the Mexican border calls for explanation. . On the surface there is no vital change in the Mexican situation from , what it has been for weeks, and yet the president takes this action on a Sunday, without consulting congress, which is in session, as if the life of the nation would be jeopardized by a twenty-four-hour delay. . . - . , The president's do-nothing policy of "watchful waiting," used so long to excuse inaction, was followed by a so-called "punitive expedition", now to be reinforced by1 this general. mobilization, but all the time with insistence that we are at, peace and not at war with Mexico, and with all the world. By what theory, then, is this un precedented order justified? ' ; When the country is at war the president' military power as commander-in-chief, M we all know, is practically unlimited,, but his peace pow ers are subject to the usual restrictions of the constitution and the laws, and under the constitu tion the only purposes for which the militia may be called forth by the federal government ar "to execute the laws of the anion, suppress in surrection and repel invasion. With no organ ized defiance of our laws and no insurrection of our own citizens," it must be we we preparing "to repel invasion," but an invasion, In the ordi nary sense of the term, is an attack" upon -our territory by the armed forces of some other state, whereas all we are threatened with, at most, is an incursion here or there by band of maraud ing outlaws. ' , . - i i 1 Is this the kind of invasion for which the sum moning of the militia by executive oroer is con temnlated? Or are there hidden motive or be- low-the-surface purposes prompting the move? To an uninitiated observer it looks as if the authort tiet at Washington were either' needlessly stam- peping or. merely making a political softie. ' Omslut'i Baw'Bill .tesun.' '' ' For the first time in several seasons, the Omaha base ball team is at the top of the stand ing table, holding the place by dint of 'having vanquished its competitors so far as the season has progressed. Moreover, it bids fair to. stay there, and to bring another pennant to Rourke park. Of course, It is a little too early to award championship honors, but it is not too soon to congratulate Owner Rourke. on the success he has already achieved, and to wish him well for the-rest of the season. He has faced adversity and financial loss for several seasons, but has stuck to his guns determined to get together a team that would properly do credit to the best base ball city in the United States and thus de serve the support of the home town folks. Now that he has done this, he ought to get more than the good wishes of the public, A winning base ball team is no't only a joy to the fans, but a good advertisement for the town. , ' Cost of Running for Offioe. One of the hidden beauties of running for office under the direct primary plan is brought out by experience of candidates for governor in Iowa, Three made the race for the republi can nomination, -which one of them won. Ac cording to hit own account on file at the state house , the expenses' of the winner were - $10, 356,62. Of the unsuccessful aspirants one files an expense account of $17,876.88. .The third has not at yet made public the amount he invested in an unavailing effort to be chosen to go before the people a a candidate for the executive's of fice, but based on the experience of the other two,' he will not ge( off with much less than $10,000. ' The lesson Is not easy to draw. But It does show that 'the direct primary does not open the way to office' to a poor man. ; Iowa hat had tome splendid governors who could not have afforded to pay the price nowadays de manded for a nomination. An Unplejat( Reminder. . ' i The dispatch of a note to Austria, , asking for apology and reparation for a submarine attack on an American vessel, is an unpleasant , re minder' that, we yet have considerable unfinished business pending with European powers. Ger many has shown so far a commendable- determi nation to keep its side of the bargain whereby correspondence with the United States, over government, so that ' this issue will not be the use at submersibles was brought to a recess at least The United States, for its. part, has sent the "sharp note" to Great Britain and it allies, but so far no reply 'has been had. Some suggestion has been received that the conces sions to be offered by the British government will be something less than requested by our government, it that this issue will not be speedily terminated. An' exchange of note with Auttria over the tubtea epitode meant that the State department at Washington itn't going to have much vacation thit summer. 4 Standardiiinj Kebruk Hig-hwayi, -The State Highway Advisory commission announces itself a ready to act on certain appli cation . for Insignia to designate particularly roads with, one or another of the titles adopted generally. ' This is for the purpose of unifying routes and making maps dependable. It is good service as far at it foes, but it does not go far enough. The state .engineer is a member of the advisory committee, and will 'take part in the survey of 1 the routes, ': He- must fully realize the need for adopting a standard for construc tion and maintenance of state roads. He should take advantage of this present opportunity to urge the proper consolidation, or at least co operation of road building authority in Nebraska, to the end that money expended will be made to give better service than is now obtained. The four millions that is annually Invested in roads hv Nebraska, if expended under -central control, and with a definite program, would soon give the state a splendid system of highways. ; - Should occasion demand it, there is no doubt American industries could meet alt needs. ' Thit fict it thown in many directiona where tests have been applied. In one Jersey shop a tingle unit of mechanical equipment developed a capacity of 7,500 cartrldget an hour, each cartridge manipu lated from the raw material to the finished prod uct Each unit comprises thirty machines. - The output of such appliances is limited only by the number of units employed. " - ' i t ' .Although Great Britain enjoys to the full the freedom of the seas,, the pinch of economy and diminished food imports - forces, the nation to adopt the German policy of conaerving food stocks. From conservation to regulation of price and consumption seems but a short step. . 1 Dandelions as a Crop Lftarary Digest AS A BRILLIANT decorative blossom in a field, the dandelion eomoels our admiration'. As a feature of a lawn it is usually held by the. owner to be a nuisance requiring abatement. Many like the tender leaves served as "greens," and yet until of late we have not considered the dandelion a commercial possibility as a vegetable; Besides its edible leaves the plant has roots possessing valu able medicinal properties: These we import from Europe when we want them, neglecting the copious supplies in our own back yards-ajid then, pen in hand, we sit down and write articles on "business efficiency." But the dandelion, as a money-making crop, is coming into its own. Says a writer hj The Scientific American Supplement: '. "One often hears the statement that every production -of nature is good in its kind, and the dandelion is not an exception, for every part of the plant is in repute for-its particular purposes. It has in recent years acquired a degree 'of im portance which, -on that account, entitles it .to notice. ', Its cultivation in the United States dees not date back very far, but it is highly probable that it will become a plant of considerable com mercial value. It is, perhaps, one of the most cosmopolitan of medical plants, for besides being an actually recognized article in pharmacy it is also largely collected and used by the country people for liver-complaints and in cases of dys pepsia. The roots are used in variety of ways in Europe and in parts of this country. One useful form is that of a paste, which, is made by pound ing the fresh roots, placing the mass into tins or jars, and baking it in an oven until it is thor oughly dry,, It is used also as a substitute for coffee. ' For this purpose the roots are washed, dried in the son, and cut into small pieces, after which they are roasted in a manner similar to coffee. The material it then ground, and to every nine parts of coffee one part of ground dandelion root it added. This is said to form an excellent and useful beverage.-" " ' , "The use of dandelion-leaves as a pot-herb or salad in the early spring it welt-known in this country. The country people-make from them a tonic recommended for purifying the blood.--Its use for the table hat become to universal that in a number of placet large fields are devoted en tirely to itt culture:' The leaves when boiled form a very agreeable substitute for the spinach and other greens at a much earlier period of the sea ton than that in which any other pjant it' found to ripen in thit climate. The flowers are used for making so-called dandelion wine. . ., . V) "The industry It still localized around New York, New. Haven and -Boston; but after the American growers learn to realize something for the dandelion roots, as -welt as for the tops, it will render it a still more valuable article of Srowth. At the present time bur supply of dan elion roots comes chiefly frm Germany, Aus tria and France, The United States imports many tons of these roots annually, and there is no rea son why the American truck gardeners should not supply thit demand. Of the comparative medicinal qualities of the American anS foreign-grown roots numerous experiments have been made,' and It has been found that the foreign root contains no one essential quality which is not possesed in an equal degree by our own: it is in tome casea even more effectual than the foreign roots." Dandelions are held to be a sovereign remedy for "spring fever" by Dr. William Brady who writes in The Illustrated ; World. This annual "tired feeling," Dr. Brady says, is due to the fail ure of the ductless glands to act property, thut allowing - accumulated product! to poison the blood. He says: . ' - "Some individuals have a much more compe tent ductless gland apparatus than others. If the ductless glands functionate actively, their secre tions entering the blood-help to oxidize or destroy poisons circulating through , the body, and so the individual can stand . a . considerable degree of autointoxication without feeling the usual symp toms. ' But if the poisoning go'n for, a Con siderable period, the ductless glandt will eventu ally thirk the irktome burden, and then the tpring fever comet on with atl its melancholy symptoms. It it a pretty well established fact that a highly nitrogenous diet especially a meat diet, places a heavier strain upon the ductless gland function than a carbohydrate or vegetarian diet; some people can stand it longer than others that is all. If they last through into summer, they escape -spring fever. , "And now for the remedy. Every old woman knows that green garden truck lettuce, onions, radishes, Utringbeans, green peas, spinach, dan delion and other greens ia good for the blood. The spring vegetables are good because they fill the bowel with indiuestible cellulose and tend to increase motility or relieve blood stagnation there, ana atso necause tne caroonyarate residue oilers a poor medium for the nefarious activities of the colon bacillus and allied parasites which produce the poisons of autointoxication and spring fever. "Thus the Italian immigrant woman of the Sealant class who appears in your dooryard with er rooting knife upon the first faint suggestion of tpring it antwering the call of the blood. - All winter the and her family have hungered for something bulky and green, and now, with her apron full of taraxacum officinale, commonly called 'those pesky dandelions," she will serve her family a dish that will do far more good than any spring tonic they could buy in a bottle," - Tyrice Told Tales A Neat Rebuke. The late Richard Harding Davis was once persuaded to dine with a new rich millionaire in a cream-colored palace on Fifth avenue. ' had cost how much his Ming vases had cost, how mucn nis gooeun tapestries nad cost, the price of his Louis Seize furniture, and so forth. . After dinner the man produced, with the cigars, a bottle of 125-year-old brandy. He told how much this had cost, of course. Mr. Davis sipped the old brandy from the enormous glass in which old brandy is always served. v "Yes, sir," said the millionaire, "that stuff cost me just" "Excuse me," said Mr.' Davis, holding out his glass, "but it's to very good, would you mind letting me have about $475 worth more' of it. pleeae.'VChicago Post Turning a Joke, .niM..- .... .... . ... ..... , wnais me matter, .ruggers r said Smith to the man who was kicking himself. . "Matter I" echoed Raggers.; ''Oh, only a little joke I played just a funny joke." ; "What was It?" -"Well, you know Jones? I lent him $10 about a year ago, and I simply couldn't get him to pay It back. , Then last week I heard he had a debt collecting agency, so I thought it would be a good joke to write asking him to collect the money he owes me." . . ' ' "Well?" ,. ,' .' , - ' ."Now I've had a letter from him to Say 'that Ika Vlft k ,. . t t . ! " me nas oeen collected and his fee $15. 'Baltimore American. ; , ' No Fals Teeth, ,' ' " y ;' Many words of housewifery wisdom had her mother imparted to the fair young bride on all subjects '.from managing husbands to tackling tramps.. And some of them were now! being out to, the test He was a particularly dirty-lobking specimen, but he had told the tale with the pathos of an expert, The youthful house mistress felt touched, but determined to follow her mother's precepts. , t"?0' mY. man" -ia when h "ad fin ished, I will give you something to eat if yoq will take that chopper- .. . , -. "Oh, mum, I shan't need' it," the tramp reas wed her. "My teeth are all right" Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. .- . . l, Hit the Nell as the Head. Omaha, June It. To the editor ef The Bee i I have Juet been reading yoor "Stop Your Faking" article in The Bee thii morn ing, end I think you have, done the publle a favor. When I read that letter I said to mrielt "that Is a lie," and I went It one better I laid the editor ot the W.-H. wrote that letter, and I am glad that you have ex posed the fake. Thanking you for giving me ueh a pleasant thrill, I am the orlglaal Hughes man. . BEN SMITH, P. 8. You ean print thle U you want to. Stebbtae Back .to the Greenback. North Platte, Neb., June 1. To the Ed itor of The Bee: I have lived flftr-ilx yesri weet of the MUiourf river, traveled- theae plains when inhabited only by Indians and buffalo, eroeicd its deserts snd monntslns to the Psclfle eosst, from ths Canadian hort der to Central America, lived here In Nerth Platte forty-three years, improved a home stead and timber claim, raised a -family and ws era all at work at soms productive In-' duatry. Regardless of parties or psraona ths three prime fectora of preaent civilisation are: Firat, land upon which to aubaiat: aee ond, mesne of transportation! third, billa of exchange, which, we call money. Whoever controls sliher one of theae three controls the nation. This nstion Is Conquered by finance. ' ' When the elvil war broke out Lincoln and his compatriots iasued United Statea treas ury notae, government billa of exchange, as money; ISO, 000, 000, which was full legal tender,- and could not be forced to a dis count. - This money saved the nation's life through the civil war. Subsequent iaaues were repudiated before they were laaued at the demand tof . foreigners and domestic traitors, who threatened to support ths southern confederacy If-their demands were not compiled with. Theae "greenbacks" per formed the same functions In commerce then thst s federal reserve bank note does today, exchanged values without being- borrowed. If the WUson sdmlnlstration had Issued this kind , of - money the : money, of Jefferson, : Franklin snd Lincoln, thsy eould have dls penaed. with ..the tariff' entirely, -.'.' , V Ii repeat it. This country la conquered by finance.. Read the. Literary ' Pigeat, 1S16. Merc .4, page- SiO.'- There is aot room-to quote'lt here. Leant thst the present yesrly incresse of Stocks snd bonds is ssttmsted at 120,000,000.000 annually. That the tote! of farm' productive industry la only S41, 000,000,000 all told. Still a lot of political "jack-potters" father, so psr cent of whom do not know whether they are at a political convention or a "hoodlum.'' and howl like dogsbsrklng at the moon about national prosperity. - Do we propoae to prepare to make Mexico be good ? To make England atop opening our mallaT - To make Oermsny stop sinking our ahipa T Thst is soms prepsredneas euro. The beat way to protect America ia to stop robbing It Of course, the "Jsck-potters" thst hsvs got hold of ths ofneisl tit and have raised their famlliea on it, aueking like ealvea. don't see suy occasion for a change ao long aa the nouriahment gives down. - Yes, ths "great commonsrs" have had their dsy. Can ths common commoners now have theirs LUC1EN STEBBINS. Ths Historical Building. Lincoln, Juns It. To ths Editor of The Bee i In the death of Clarence S. Peine the stats losee a man who has dons much in ths historical Una for ths state, and tt Is no more then fitting tSiat ths stste should rlss up and srect a memoriel unto hta name. Men who have done leas than hs for ths up building of this stste hsvs hsd memorials to their names and why should not Clarence 8. Psinst - He hss been sn sdvocsts for a building in which to houas ths thousands of' his torical relics of ths past which are now houaed in the basement on the east slds of ths espltol, snd the writer suggests thst now Is a good time to make aa appropriation for the completion of this building and dedicat ing It as a Pains msmormial. In scouring ths history of this state and hs! noted people no men .hss dons more then Clsrsnee B: Paine, and in securing the mark ings of the transcontinental roads he was a foremost factor,. He has been honored in being made secretary of several historical sooieties where the work required was Sr. duous and required his whole time, which he gsve without thought of himself or his heslth. - A man l,i ths prims of his ihsnhood, with grsat things before him, has been cut down and la gone, and ths stats is ths loser. It is not to be doubted but thst this work hss tened his departure, and in commemoration of his memory tt would he nothing more then right land proper that the building above mentioned should be. completed and commemorated to his memory. H. A. BRAINERD. , EDITORIAL SLTTINOp. Detroit Free Press: "Few men." ears ths wifs of a wealthy easterner who is su ing for dlvorcs, "can be both rich and de cent." Which probably explains why the decent folke are so overwhelmingly In the meiorlty. - ' Cleveland Plsin Dealer: If Austria eould capture an Italian every time Russia cap tures an Austrian, how long would tt be before Austris wss tn ths hands of ths Ital ians, while Russia was ruled over by the Austrianst Don't all answer at once.- Pittsburgh Dispatch i , "Never have I been afraid of the noisy man. I have al ways been afraid ot the quiet man." The President. And Charles E. Hughss hss al ways been a reasonably qulst sort of chap. Boston Transcript: President Wilson ssld st West Point thst "mankind la going to know, whsn Amsriea speaks it means what It says." That's right: next year we will have a man in the White House who will make "strict accountability" stand up to Its dsfinition. Baltimore American: As ths democrats sse It, the paralysed Industries of Europe must be encouraged sfter the war by an American Tio-tarlrf policy, even at the ex pense ot Infant American Induatrlee. But there Is such a thing as carrying philan thropy too far and there is no such thing as gratitude among notions. Philadelphia Record: On the earns day Russia gats a loan of 160,000,00s In this country and orders 200,000 tons of barbed wire, Russian purchssee from no are enor moua, and promise to continue large for a long time.- It is not only war euppllea, but railroad material, it Is buying here, and the money borrowed in the American money market will be used In paying for supplies produced by our mills and factories, and will get Into the pay envelopes of American meehanios. - OUT OF THE ORDINARY. - Kentucky and Pennsylvania produot nearly all the tunnel coal, .mined In the United fitatee, ' " A younc woman tn Effingham, Ken., hai bet 128 that ehe will git married thle nj year, anKhe pfit up the money. A thirty-ponni baby arrived at the home of R. Be Oaudill'. of Indian Bottom, Ky., not long affoaocording to Dr. lion, the attend lnv nhveieian. 1 - ' Thoufrh nattleHhin im a !, -l hip a "he." After tome dieeaealon the English war office hie settled the eex of the Zeppelin. Heiaaftar the war. office; will refer to the Qernuta dirigible aa "he or "him" In official statement. - In the sale of the ' collection of Perstaa antiquiUe of Ulna Rally of Persia at the Anderson galleries in New. York, a sixteenth century Ouehak palace rug brought the high est price of the -sala, selling- on order for $4,200. .. - .-'-i-. v-7 - North Wales', Pi..' bas e police dog. ' R la the comrade of' George Mom, and does nightly police petrol hry with him. When Moss directs him- hat accompanies women who return to North iWalea ay lata trains to their homes, A cold-blooded vi.yw of the war hospttale rereels the wonderful and otherwise naob toinahle practice that young surgeons, f whom many ara Americans,-are obtain inc. The yeranc feUown who are going Into that profess ion eoaid not bav ahosen a better class 4or tbir ai-doaUon than 1914 or It) LI. Those employed In Franca receive $41 a week and $1 a day expense money. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "There's a treat in this field." "Looks cross, too." "Do you think he will let us pass without trouble?" "Can't say, myself. Better call Wombat to look htm over. He belongs to several lodges."- Louisville Courier-Journal. "Are you looking forward to the summer with pleasant anticipation?" asked the op timistic citizen. 'Tea, tn-eed," replied the pessimistic per son. "A great many- people I'm tired of looking at will go out of town for the sum-mer,"-rBlnningham Age-Herald. "I hope you wilt have plain saillnr with your new cook." "Prom the way she handled the break fast dishes the first morning I am afraid there are breakers ahead! '-Baltimore Amer ican , ilEAR MR KABIB&US VtHEM FIANCE CAUS, HE FkStflS AHt ARGUES ARDW- . .d..1..., Hwum ir Hr- WITH JUT tWI-! ne jour pr jtvuous -Your CHWvCEWiaCOME AFttR MARRIAGE! "Beg your pardon, ma'am," said the but ler, "but your son has just eloped with the cook" ' "Tea, I put him up to." replied Mrs. Uppson. "She's the best cook we ever had. and I didn't want to lose her." Indianapo lis Star, . "Be mine." "Eh?" "You shatl be aueen of my heart." "Um. Where are the crown Jewels?" Kansas City journal. ''Don't you want to be recognized as a great leader?" i 'Sometimes," replied Senator Sorghum ; "and other times I'd prefer to exert a certain amount of. guidance and authority without being recognised." Washington Star. "Por-the first year of his married life. Rounder came to dinner In evening clothes." "What does he do now?" Now he comes to breakfast In them." Boston Transcript.-- THE .JUUE COUPLE. ' V Edgar A. Quest in Detroit Free PrSss. Sh hi fair to see and sweet, riaiinttr tram hut head to feet. Modest as her blushing shows, ; Happy as her smiles disclose, ' And the young man at her side Nervously attempts to niae . tTys.r.sith vl-ii-a -rim That the fuss Is bothering him. Pause a moment, happy pair; Romance ends and wooing stops Ana tne cnarms irm This Is but the outward gate Where the souls of mortals mate; s- But the border of the land You must travel hand in haild. "3 , Tou, who come to marriage, bring All your ' tenderness, and cling Steadfastly to all the ways That have marked your wooing days, You are only atartlng out On life's . roadways, hedged, about Thick with roses and with tares, . Sweet delights and bitter cares, , Heretofore you've only played At love's game, young man and maid...'.. Only known It at Its best; Now you'll have to face Its test, You must prove your love worth while. Something time cannot defile, Something neither care nor pain Can destroy or mar or stain. You ara now about to show Whether love is real or no. Yonder down the lane of life ' j You will find, as man and wife Sorrows, disappointments, doubt, Hope will slmost flicker out, But if rightly you are wed Love will linger where you tread. There are Joys that you will share, Joys to balance every care; Arm In arm remain and you Will hot fear the storms that brew; And when you are sorest tried -Pace your trials, sid by side, Now your wooing days are done -And your loving- years begun. V Mishaps like this will not spoil the ap- ; pearance of floors treated . with Liquid Granite. A damp cleaning cloth or a -'floor mop will restore the finish completely. Liquid Granite is water proof, marproof and pro duces a durable finish of velvety smoothness that al ways pleases. It is the ideal general purpose varnish and the handsome appearance of the finish can be maintained without trouble or expense. 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