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THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 1916. S OMAHA DAILY BEE UNDED BY HOWARD ROSEWATKR. VICTOR ROSEW'ATER, EDITOR. Bee Publishing Company, Proprietor. 31ILIUXO, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. d at Omaha poatofflco aa eecond-neaa matter. TWlila JJC fcU'BHCRlPTiON. By carrier By mall pur uionib (r vr, am) Sunday Sac Ja.ud without Hunday 4iv .u0 ig KH i Buml 40o. . ( 00 iK witbout feunday 2nc,,,, 400 y Hi-e only 20c 2 00 and hunoay Nee, thiea yearg In alvance, 110.00. loin.e ot change of addicae or li ragulanty in y lo Omaha Hoe, Circulation I'eiiarlment. JU;,MITTANK. hy draft. express 01 postal order. Only two lamps tecelved 111 payment of small : oulit. ml clinks, except on (unaiia and eastern ti t. It'll accepted . OrFKKK, .alia TI10 pee Huiltllrig. jili Omaha ;2HX N ireef. null Hiuff-14 Norm Main street, (i-nln T.'.'l Utile HutMIti 11 iruK'i MX Peoples OKU liiilldlng. w I oi k Koom llo. ins Fifth evenu. Louis 601 New Hank of Cotiuoeri ft, Kliiiamn 72S Fourteenth atreet, N. W, 'or':iCKr'oMi:Ni'K. a rommttnP aiiiui rrliiim to tiw and edl matter to Omaha Mee, Mltorlal f ( mnt. U'ltll, t I fCL NATION, 108 Daily-Sunday 52,223 aht Williams, el : culm Ion manager of Tlia lie lui. a company, licmg duly aorn, asyg that tlia iiviiIjIiiiii for ilia mouth of April, luib, urn Jelly nml iii.lU riumiay. Ivvv'l'iNT vYILiJamm, Circulation Manager, eel bed Ui my pienaou, and aworo lo uefoe m 1 day or May, IW. HUULHX iJCJa'TUK, NoUry Public, a;rljr leaving tlui til temporarily tiW have J lie Jims wailed to iln:w. Ad a will (mi Uimitffc often u rwjucaUMj. aratbon vrf properly mm kg tbe Mart of scoud Villlata Marathon, i iouh your t'nde Samuel h. trouble away, ti 1 out for more, Tba Can trust lie canned, ' U now up to John V. Kennedy to plant four iff on til building, and overcome tbe Dilal bunting handicap. una more bomb plotters have been con I in New York, Federal court Juries are en for American neutrality, I granting to note that th local carpen have com to a wage agreement with the, log contractor. It augirra well for Indus-ji-uce in Oiuatia. usala's Invasion of Asiatic Turkey already re extended than any former lnvaalon, ex og tbe high tide of H28, wbicb reached n t. And the end la nt In algbt. Vniemberiog tbat the last trial here re 1 in conviction, It remalna to be seen her a train robber farea betler with a nlng Jury than with a Nebraska Jury, 1 the Meantime, that dangerous Dodge t grade croaelng remalna without any cer y of being remedied tble aeaaon. Wbat tie ilty autborltlea going to do about 117 urewarned li forearmed. The ale lion of ;rfiienrd boxing referee for doorkeeper of it. Jyouli convention Inaurea expert inter llon of ring rulea for acrappera attempting ak lo. be quc-ation of ratea to private eonaumera l trie light la entirely rfletlnct from the tion of additional atreet lamp, but the 4 aeeni to have been ao croaaed In tba coun 'a to have become ahort-clrcutted. r. . '. . .. 'ow that he la foot free, former Minister van tihonld put the defenelve Atlantic be n MiiHclf and Dublin caatle. Ueildea, the a of a prealdentlal campaign requlrea every crving democrat" In the home trenchea. f the Interchange of diplomatic note con ca long enough, their aupcrfluoue verbiage lm dropped ut and tht'He commitnlcatlona hhilnk In ti conajatent with the tiee of ! the words needed to convey the meaning. Tin! Iicudr atatea are to furninb the flret ,"f iiillititt dft -n MKairmt Mexican raldera. prlvllego liHK long been aought, but hitherto d, lle.itcd lot nl hcniiment nu doubt will viKor and vigilaine (o the cltlien eoldiery ifDItillLK Iheil' ullollcl ItlhKH. The Kiiantnty fund will b. called on to meet Mltoin' (litinm aKMitiKt another fulled Ne ku bank. That In what the fund la for, but a bank itlj a capital of 2i,00(l, aKaltiKt rh 121 ,t"o of "liilln payable," nun heen jter- d lu av iiniulitle, doen not tuuke a good xlng fr any of Dome ronrerntnt. T he linn h brialiled (hemli'hl kiilmlitute for iline diheutried '- invented by Unila Knrivht bun pun bau'd by the Mmiin Muniiiuna muuion fur f I ,tHiiiiMti iN,h and fjalty, inintn of nianding tuve rliliiuied the claim tetttitng power frtim water ad rhemiceU, Hie lait f the ptin lunfl K'ttn ti aliaw tha hilt lii!lti may li,) in irmilli blllirit.) it.., lo an axe of M iteval. innU If la innf:,II!iie Hmt . beinintry Mmuld latitti h a ! at Ut oil t ii x Thirty Years Ago This Dviy in Omaha ; i -iente tfm rilt - '. t .1, i... ..i ,, -i . (...- ,t-.. ), - . t ,i, t .i i i ii' ' '" t- ly !"! r ft I t I '''' vt . -i, ,.!,( i (n nt- -' mf S t t V I., Ml fc - . k a , I , g n e. . - I i il i ', t I p h a V,; !- " ! ' '' ' . ""' m Ht at t . .. - I . - ,it.,-, ', n t ..X i- I ( 1.,,,., m . ,, ' ' 1 l. - V- - I t l. , A f. .U . '1 , ( i I - I - I ... Armory Question Becomes Acute. Order from the War department at Wash Licton relative to the care of public property en tmeted to the National Guard bringit tho armory qneatlon to an acute triage In Omaha, Tbe bat talion of NebraHka National Guard, quartered bere, must look for eultable accommodatlona that It may comply with the requlrementa of the War department. Juat where tbe etate'a aol dure will find nuartera doea not ao much mat ter aa doen the fact that they will be required to pay a rental far in exceoa of the amount al lowed by the Mate, and this mean that the deficit uiuht be made up by the officer and men of the neveral compantea, Mow much longer Is Nebraska going to aak He young men to aerve In the National Guard and pay for the privilege of doing ao? If we are to depend on the Guarr lo nupplenient (he army In event national de fnn requlrea It, and for a training achool vherein young men may be taught niethlng of the modem alienee of aoldierina, we ought to give (he otganUatlon at leant comfortable (,iiarlere and aafe accommodation for houaing it property, which la really the property of tbe 1'iople. Common juatlce aa well aa common aenae demand thla much. Congressional Prospects in Nebraska, The return of the primary vote on congre aional nomination for the aeveral Nebraska dlatrlct, no matter from what anttle they may be lead, encourage tbe belief that our delega tion In eongrona will be preponderantly, If not wholly, republican. In the r'lrt dlatrlct Congreaaman Rcavl ha over 3,000 more vole In the primary than all three cornpetitora for, the democratic nomina tion. In thla Hecorid dlairlct the republican nomi nee, Judge liHker, hna 1,500 more voten than the democratic nominee, Congreanman Mibeck, and the total republican vole la nearly U.iO'l greater than the total democratic vote. In the Third dlatrlct, for aoine time aeem Jngly hopelcattly democratic, I'ongrenaman Hiepben i renominated without, oppoaltlon, with a margin of only 1.100 more vote than pclled by the two republican aeplrant, and William P, Warner, nominated to run agalnat him, 1 cloaer to the goal than any republican I, a been In ten yeiira. In tbe Fourth district Congreaaman til'm n , after dividing with another republican eom pi'tltor, la at ill by hlmaelf ahead of the demo crat who wlil be pitted agaloKt him in the elec tion. In the Fifth dlatrlct, though the balance I more prcarloua, yet ex-Corigreiamiin lftrtou, renominated on the republican ticket, la lea (Ian 1,000 behind Congreaaman Shallcohergcr, renominated on the democratic ticket, and Ibe tolal republican vote la 1,300- more than the total democratic vote, Finally, In the blf Sixth. "I'ncle Moae" Kin V.ald la ao well entrenched that the democrat! did not have the temerity even to file a candi date, and he would have no oppoaltlon now ex cept for the aavlng clauae of a few wrltten-ln beflota. Summarizing the alluation, then, tbe three prcaent republican member of congre are" all practically aaaured of re-election, barring un foreaeen development, while the three demo cratic congrcaamen each have real fight on their handu, with conduaive evidence that tbey are already allpplng. Hay, Kitchin and the Country. ,Tbe devotion of Meaara. Hay and Kitchin, democratic houae leader, to their Ideal I al moHt aubllme, but It amai k more of tbe duality tbat led to the adoption of tbe donkey a the )mhol of their party. Tbey have determined that th country ahall go defenaeleaa, rather than abate one Jot of their profeaaed belief In uipreparednea. Condition on the Mexican border, where Funalon aenda woid In reply to tbe apppl of threatened citleen of the Cnlted State, "I have no troop t" end you," and where the prealdent baa called out the National C.uard of three atntea lo auaplement our minia ture army, teache them nothing. Heaa from the prealdent and from other Influential cltlien arc impotent to move thene follower of Aryan, v ho have accepted hla utterance a Ibe Inapira tion of prophecy. They are wedded to the doc tilne of locking the atable after the horae la atolen, and are Impervtoua, even to the leaaona of experience. The country haa already paid u hluh price for Indulging in audi Me('xmanebip, and will very likely pay atlll more. Working Over the Creed. The Metbodlat general conference, now In aeanlon at Saratoga Bpringa, la doing anmetalng tiextdea elect hiahopa, although that in Itacif la tonaiderabla of a rhore. (ne of lha crmintttteea of th conference haa auhnittted aomn propoaal lor change in the rreed of the church tbat are aweeplng In thrlr nature, It i proponed to give over the tenet of original am, to knoik the il. v II out of the confvaatoa and to otherwlao alter tbe dogma that haa peraiated nince the da) a of John Wesley, and mm h of it for, a atlll longer time. In plain wot da, the Methodlat Fpl'copal church piopouc to aMgn ttaclf with man'i piorirt'it. cpilitual a weil aa intellectual. Our i lm ild fiMtliear took more than hi.iurtii t -1 1 x; It t In liiiMiiitilng penalliea la b 'la lied on trail humanly in tbe woild In tome llur loan loade U Im lulled wl'lt (tlie pualalt ii . at for tnid4tdi that now looked upon a im iw (..,. .uliii.'s, or itii no'. and it i not n nveUabl that the l it xtm would be l wu'it than Ilia creatuia when II ram lo iru.il, out prnaliie Thuffi'ie. rtlMna It tt iU'ltir-1 i'h mith cnndlan telMhulloit at an a in fi sti t t Imagiiiatiwii vonld auppl). . .! i ileal of thH h ii(-. llitiHiiij lha m i , 'i of hmiiI In Ilia t tiln:a tt (i.i, It ha If hi gifn if(!.iii toiiiase l a liuon Ui II." nut niton ,,.lj hf In hi Viiion, , ii. an i e ilun til ' ' hlhlu. ul ha . i i tr.,ili U; aw thftl-l a'Md U ! t Uki. and tt 1 1 !' I toiifiit'li at tun n,i it, lug n'ltit Icr ul ot l'.Xiea luva, tallitt ha Ur i.h I v l v- atiiifi t .(;!, I,,' lunv III ica'l-l .-.1 a.! IN I'ul.'ia r r ! lta (( i!,..i fixi ;ivi J 1 ',i'i' il a nil 1( I 4 M an t ' l 1f in( , i . . , i, t-4 ifn I 1 1 t . i I I . . i , n o t ,,U : 1. I i ttlirl irli li,iiji ,ft-U H,l ; ' t 'll ' I I I V H , i) ' l'tl. Iff - t.i :.,m i.ii, ui: t ). a at II a rai Can Odors Travel by Wire? y Oarratt T. Barrlaa. I AM In receipt of a curioua letter, leading to inter-eating- reNertlona. Tba writer ink: "la II poinllil for odora to travel over telephon wlrea? Th othfr day I waa cooking 'apple bnttur," which haa a rathtr atrong odor. After It had leen cooking fo' aoina lime a friend called me ui. and after a few mlnulea' convf raatlon Mhe aatd: What are you cook In that atnella ao good?' I axked liar If ahe really could amell It and aha aaitj ahe could. We are all very much puaxled about 1t." The firnt Inipulna la to aamiuie thai Imaglnnlloii, awakened by amne aecldental aiiaacnllon or co'n' I dence, wn at th bail of Hi phenomenon. Accord -lug to all ai'lentlfic llghta. that aeenta to be the onlv explanation, And yet acUm'e la a very fragiwntarv thing, and aome of It moat extraordinary dlcoverli- have grown nut of olmecdllona which ware at fret relvrted ax llluaory or absurd, 'idora and the a"n of airicll which enable ua to perceive them are very alcana: phe.nomana. It la aanumed that odor a -e due to th enianat'oo of volallla particle from Hie auhnlaiicra that give rlaa to them, liut thi-ae aiipnoud partlclea are no inlnut that thay (annot !) a"H with nilcronropci. and cannot h felt except, by tin- nerve aaaorlaled with lha aena of eme.ll. "A faw centlgrama of numk plaied on a arnallli aale," xaya Atklriaon' Ireatlaa on perfume, "cm for yeara fill a laiga hall with thHr chararterlatlo odor without ahowlng an appreciable loaa of weigh, and aUII parUciea mut aeparata from tba muak ani beenma avnly dlffuad through the air of Ibe hiiH lie.aua tha odor la perceptible through every pa t of It," Cm cannot hlp wondering whether It may not l a, vibratory radiation of aome kind, Innicad of a vola llla oinanatlon, that ffla lha nervea of eniell, aa raya of light affe't thoae of vlxlon. And If that lu tha roal baula of odor, then a relationship with elc tthlly la at ow-a enlabllahcd and th acnue of amell falla into areord with other ana, am-h a lbt and hearing, which through vibratory ImpuftW, There la on reaxnn why any kind of vibration might n'l le tranaformed and reproduced on the telephonic ptin. cllile. Tba Idea that odor may b a vibratory phenomenon underlie th theory of Pleaa that perfumea ar auxieptlbl ,( helng arranged on a harmoiilc al", hating th conipaaa of a piano, and that different acenta when treated aa tonea, may tie combined (mo chorda, Ilk muairal aounda. Ry mixing aromatic auhetuneea In accordance with hla atnunud prlnipl of odorlferoua harmony Tie thought he could dem onatrate lha correi tneaa of hla view. Hut It wouW rn iiile an education of tha aenae of unicll Id enable iicut peraon to percelva harmony of that kind. And yet, Juat aa a bed of flower affeda ua dlifcr ently, aeeordlng to lha arrangement of Ua colora, ai might not a aklllful selection or bloaaoma wilh te gaid lo Ihelr aeveral odor a produce a pleating, or un plraalng, effect upon the aena of amell? Tha fact la that lha human rue la Jul a lug In fant, and haa not yet half learned Ibe uae ot tha powera of Ita own aenae. W llow ouraelvea Id be deceived by thoae aenaea all tba time. W hava un flouhtd!y got aenaea which ara almost unrecognliwd. for Intltnatkma of their axlatenca aometlniea com to aji n strange and larlling waya, but Ilka bable a shrink away, afraid of tha novelty or elae stu pidly pay no attention. There la a whola world of discovery walling for Ita I'olumhua In thl very flaid of odora. W have hardly louuhad Ha outskirts. Wa ar atlll In tha al.ige of or wonder about It. Take tho effect of varloua eoente and perfumea upon th nerve (nd thrmigh tha nerve upon the brain. Why do aome exceedingly savory fonde loss their tost it the organ af amell is obelructed? How do blind parsons recognise Individual by their particular odor? How doeg the dog follow a pe U acent through a labyrinth of other odora? The fact that water will wash away a trail seems to favor the theory that odor la due to an emanation of ma terial partlclea, hot perhaps It only dissipate the ra diation, or turn them away, aa transparent aul stances Ilka glass devlatea rays of light. Just aa certain mualcal aounda awakes In the lis tener tba most profound mental emotions, aome etlr rlng him to Intense activity and some lulling him into dreaming mood, or giving wlnga to hla Imagination, ao particular perfumea react upon tha mind and bring their goad and their vision. : Twice Told Tales A Itemed y for Hores. The mayor of a western town hit upon a novel erhctn to rid himself of g bore who had pealered him for enm time. The mayor' doorkeeper ws a good naliired. oblig ing chap, and be could never find It In hla heart to turn the bore away. Just aa ante aa the mayor was lit, the bore waa certain to be admitted. One day the mayor determined to end th persecution, Kn he said to hla doorkeeper: "Henry, do you know why hmllh continues to coma her ao regularly?" "No, air; 1 can't aay that i do." "Wall. Henry, I don't mind telling you In confi dent e that he a after your Job." "from that day," aaya Ih mavor, "1 saw no mote 'ha bore," ntanpo1nlmen(. An officer attached t th White House tells n story of a small boy whmn President Wllaon encoun tered at Hlaunton, Pa. The president waa speaking to a crowd from thj steps of a seminary for girl. The boy puthed and hocd his wy through the crowd until be found him. aelf SHiiaiely in front of the preMdrnt. whereupon he shouted etrltedly: "Where la II? Where a II?" Mr, Wllaon stopped hi speech and said go.ij waturedi : "Well, mv hoy, 1 suppose am II'" At this the yeunanter fsce nanumed a look of dm gnat , "Oh," he said, In a lower lone, "I thought 't waa a dog fiht,"Nw Vorh Time. rrnprrtt pwaUtir). 'finne'" ahnuted the wll,tl tsilted IndiMdual. wattng hi arms in the middle f the street A r J gstheeed nutekH . iine" Untie"' he shrieked an end yl asm. W hst a the matter? I'aehier rlid with )ue mnnri ' ' ' W ife run sway" U.it a i Old ' ' N, n. ne' Kui it a gwiie' rtf ,.n e. l.ri.l il,. ir hteatS n. thei, ast.i a en " W hl a i uir " Tie rtcltrd ni i...l , . an.- ,.i,hi, , ,n,i ' Udtcimi tnsa a r, pvy !. i. iia it Mil hi, a '4 l"ie Is giiln tail tea, . tw rniuTit r td New, nk,it f n,,. j,, aba.-ld tali I a ffih y if I, if iiiu oiv c wiui ffm, IX - " Tt.en an t ftCty i in. i, rit,,l hi ii' ., ti-.m bn i ih tsan t h,e It .glt l"pi ai g i, nr..,, t I n -, a ein People ami Events A la t'se Xe ti. waa -. X f., . saatw la tw.-xs ... i ., . i t h.in-.e ai I I artwd 14- I 4 l iV-a k--m ! aj f t-4 etc ! v X a as X -i I e M Xa - l. at t it is, Xr at, net ud asJa t V f VI i. .. e a .1- , . i.t,.,,,., u,., ele a I fw V i . tii,a ,,M the t ! el i ' it i . li ( .i i 'ftii ( i .... f, , ! i. . I I' ;t,g M l.ool. More to the Future. OMAHA. Msy S.-To the Editor of The Bee; Granting what I firmly believe to be the truth, I. e, that our present achool board I composed of loyal mid public spirited cltiens who arc working wlfhoiit fecompenfe for the general goon, I wish to enter a mild proltHt, or rather make a few stiKgcutioni, calling atten tion to the fnct that cfitiiln change mitde in some of our school buildings, and other change contemplated, will nut, in the long run, miikc for economy or ene if aduiiiilKtintion, The time hss como foe Ihe adoption of a consistent policy for the permanent Iwlteiment of our school buildings and grounds, a policy which, though It entail tin Increased expense just st prexrnt, will ultimately give us a well balanced, ade quate; and sightly collection of achool properties, adapted to our needs and ca psble of further expansion froit time to time, instead of allnjing old building and erecting makeshift additions, why should rl not le passible for tho board to ciiilre well locMled real esiote, hulld for pcr msnence, grouping wherever iioaalble? In acquiring Hie real estate noceesary, the board is safe from being asked exorbitant price, a tbe law In Oils atate grant lite school district the right of eminent domain where the owner Is arbitrary, and should any owner of property needed foe tha public good, re fuel) to sell, or hold out for moro Hum such property Is worth, their land may be taken front thetu by due process of Isw, upon tbe payment of a fair price. The present school hoard la composed of membera who have made g autre lu civil Ufa; men of keen business Judg ment, men of high honor. Jt hex the support of Ihe great majority of rltuena, and I believe g comprehensive plan of adding to our achool facilities will find a hearty endorsement genorally, A. JOIINMOX. rfrae and Xon-aoffrage Contrast. OMAHA, Neb,, My To th Editor of The Hee: An artlol entitled "What Women Have Hona with tha Vote" ap peared la your paper recently that waa full of inlstatemsnta. To begin with the wriler said Colorado hag had woman suffrage twenty year and California on yee, whereas 1'olorado had had euffrag twenty three year and California adopted It IJclober, lU, nearly five year sg'J. .Mention waa mad of a Hat of law "molhered" by ih women of California. Aa a euually Impressive list haa been "fathered" by men In alatee whet wometf do not vote, California ha no advantage ever these other slates, No mention wa made aa to hew badly th California la we ar enforced, Th rd light abate mnt law, fee Inetanre, copied from the Iowa law fput In tha etaluta book by men) ha bean flagrantly viola Ud for montha and the condition in a FVan rlec.o hava become ao bad that a report ett th eubjeet Issued last fall by th Ameriian Social Hygiene association and printed In th "Congregattonallat" laat rlsplemher, presents an appalling picture. It aaya that tha law ara absolutely un enforced and that Ban Franclro ha be come a pieces, for denlxen of th under world. A th aegregatod vice dlatrlct are closed In Nebreeka, WIconln, Mae aachuaetta, Minnesota and other male auffrag Mate, th Inmate flock to Den ver n1 flan Franelaco, where in exchange for their voleg the police glv them pro tection. Dr. Helen Bumner, hareelf a auffrsglst, admlta that tha vot of the women la considered a perquisite ef the party In power. Suffrsglst constantly tell ua of Cali fornla'a eight-hour law for women, giving the Impression that It la due to woman suffrage. This eight-hour law waa paaaed before women had voted, and tha law doea not apply to the cannerlea, In which g great majority of tha working women r emploed. There are no reatrlctlon aa to the hour women can wotk In Ore gon. California and Waanlngton. Another atalement that "Kvery one of tli equal suffrage atatea haa compulsory education lawa." Thia may he true, but they are not enforced in th equal auf frase states. Aa a matter of fsct every state In the union, north of the Maeon and I'lxon line, haa there law. Kvery year In Colorado S.nnrt little children I. m seen aeven and fifteen ar worked from twelve to thirteen hour a day in the beet flelda. Thf ha been going on for years in direct violation of the Colo rado compulsory education law, aa well as the child labor law, and Ihe voting women do nothing about it. The labor performed hy these children la very heaty and a holly unaulted to their age. An article tn the "Buney" lof which Jane Addsms Is one of the editors) of March tlh. IMH. rtrerribee the enndltiona of the i hlld laborer and give many phoios of fbem. Itcnvee permits boa of any age and girls of ten years of age tn mango In atreet trades. .The K'lual t .uardlnhlp law was adopted In New York several years before Colorado or any other equal sitf ftage state adopted It. In regard to (Inure, tbe .. n-lttiore are "vioh worne In Ihe woman suffrage late than anywhere elae In me roimtiv. IMehep Mnrehiad of t'allforiiln leklng ieienil at Trinity t'horth. New Vork I'll), said that Colorado, Ctl Ifornte Montana and Washington were the wiiel nffenileta in this wvaut. lo thee atatea ene niamaae In fne teauit In tiii,r. In te rest of the uie nniv we In tweHe All f.ir ef the -tale n'lian e-.f "i ae ela" n. In-1 .p v lht a i f ih rtiiUliea in cif han-s- an I rrf.u n atei y Inninn tuna ott the t'a if ie e al ai the ( m,i rn f d i or.r t pare ii i Ttl ae .,.tir HiaSUig eel,.,!! Wis! u l g.i li t, i p,.lni, 1 lie solo, ii nt n l-i . ' e ' i. 'i -t a i a i U'i ' w. i o- Tae ie,,it i a etit ntteiu. ef the f I 9 uf i ll 10 t U .!!! Sit, i t I m Ism llw aecaiiiifg nt. t l.t. wg-a al h I !' ii t.f', i i Heiiioa a ef ! f I he if i w ( i tuna a -i l ixm a'i i:i--.. i i u. , ., I,, f I,- a i m - , ,i i r n i a "-.t a i. at ( h-o al t l ) - I' ''I- t (HI ),(" exuv i svitrti H vt. on v.n iVji I i W mi aa tiiaga GRINS AND GHOAJfS. Tirs on HOMti Tones f" l i t At I . M I'll V It mitl t r a.,, f H.i, (si i.i ... a fc-l ef iih - a m-m- hiii-ii , H 4 iii i . , . ,t aj.t.t t 4 I h i t a ha ; a i a- i' - a i' i n ani ""ilU'liI it ,1 I.,' ,'f-i,( ,i' i,i,t,fci a a i in o ei , . t i .i , it f-iti l n , 4 I i - I . .. m . I i i i - a ! I ,i.i,-. . I , vm am i i ml Cf w . - Iff I t ,' is ti1!ati "Mrs. Crnsstix, ma sayx can she borrow aome flour till tomorrow?" "No, tell her she can I barrow anything from this hotmo but trouble, hut we've got lot to spare of that" Halt Immv American. A recent story about Lord Kitchener 1 that fter he had examined the work of certain recruit ' somewhere in Enelsnd" he remarked lo ih officer: "Thoae trenches of your shouldn't keeri out the Valval Ion Army."-Boston Globe. "A pievlnu witness testified that the man vanished as completely as if the Vrti-th hsd opened and ( wallowed bitn up," 'More so, your honor, llo tanlslaod nr complelelv as If he had run over siune l.odv with hla car." F'uck. bEAR MB. KABIBBLE, IF I MWr MARRY A OrtTAlM Y0Uff MAM, HE SATS HE .Wtt. 1e xjyVw!ATirlWX.IDo rwRicfrit-refuse Him! fern Four vea?.s vw. can fwss him aaik A WVT?. fir'LL joim is it vour autfrW "Tltal waa s remarkable ide of con It aula the animal painter had in his latest xoo picture," "What was It . "He painted a laughing hvern standing under a weeping willow."- -Unit Imot c Ann i lean. "I put through a big financial ileal hint week,' remarked Mr. Iiuiiin Slax. "1 thought you said you were going on a pleasure trip." "t'ottld there be iitiy pleasure greater than putting through a big flnanclul deal?" Wasltlnglon Htar. Kerv'anl The landlady mid she would lllie to have the room rent when Its I convenient. Ilonmer-Tetl her not tn worry: that'i wlu-n she'll get H.-l'lilladelphla rteenrd- "I never lone my temper," remarked Menator iSorghum, Vet thre must he thlnva that make yon Innlfnaiit." '(if i'oure. But a stale of Indignation Is too likely lo make a man think he is Impressive when he ) oniy amusing," S anhingion Star. "People are said to follow the '.Ine of least rertt.-Uimrc','' hrgnn .Stella. "That (luixn't apply to klseing. de clared Vanessa. "The men like for you to put up a small bluff."-J-auiaville Courier Journal. Jackie Come, Norah, and play with ua Were playing soldiers, Nnnih (sbarplyi O wan now snd don I be botherln' me. I ain't tio soldier. Jackie No. but you're a Ited Croat nurse. Boston Transcript. "A man Is as big us the terms In which he ordinarily think," remarked tho wise citizen. "Tbls la dreadful!" exclalmul Mia Cayenne. "My father la a . etiliat and Is accustomed to getting his Ideas with a ml croaco pe." W u sh I n gt on Star. HOLD FAST TO YOUIt DREAMS. t.oulse Drlscoll In New Tork Time, Hold fast to your dreams: Pain wait you. And rare and fear are near! Tbey are very near! Tuere is death, too liesth comes to every dream and death Will come to you. Within iouY heart Keep one still, secret spot Where di'euin ins i, go, And, aheUcrrd ho, Mnv thrive and grow Whero doulit arid fear are not ni. keep a place apart Within your heart for dreams to go! Think sillt of lovely things that are not true. Let wimIi and inugle work at will In you. He sometime blind to sorrow make believe! Koruet the calm Unit Ilea In disllluslond eyoa, Thougli we all know that we mut f.lo, Vet you and I May walk like gods and he Kvcn now st home In immortality. We know so manv ugly thing Im-clfa anl wrongs and quarreling, We know, alas! we know Hnw swiftly go The color In ihe meat, The bloom upon tbe flower. The bloom iiuott tho hreaat And vnulh's blind h'i ir. rii. keep within your liexit A . place ana it Where little dresma miy go, yiav thrive and crow, iloid ffst your dream! i-cua firw A Hint to Mothers of Growing Children A Mild Laxative at Regular Intervals Will Prevent Constipation A vital point upon which all achoola of medicine accm to agree la tbat normal regularity of the bowel la an (nw-nlial to good health. The Importance of thia Ih impressed par ticularly on moihera of growing children. A very valuable remedy that ehould be kept in every home for uae aa occasion arlaea la Dr. (.'aid well' Kyrup J'cpstln, a compound of simple laxative hcrba that haa been pre scribed by I)r. W. B. Caldwell, ui Monticcllo, 111., for more tbau twenty-' five years, aud which ran now be obtained in any well stocked drug atore for fifty cent a bottle. In a recent letter to Or, Caldwell, Mrs. H. C Turner. 44 Main St., Buffalo, N. Y.. aaya: "I bought a bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Hep sin for my baby, Roland Iee Turner, and find it works Just like you said it would. It it fine for tbe stomach and bowels." f. f V 7"" ' T!Saaw , v - ,1 '' ' v ' - 1 (l j ' ' ;' " ' " '' ''' ' 1 "-' ROLAND LEE TURNER A bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin should be In every home. A trial bottle, free of charge, can tie obtained by writing to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 4 54 Warthington Bt., Mon ticcllo, III. 0 For Breakfast Foods x There's nothing more appetizing than cereals fil hot or cold served with Cottage re svxr OS AT BO Staurilizexl Unawcetcmwd ' Cottage Milk cornea from healthy cowl and It con densed tn our t policial y clean ractonea. it l th licheat milk with nothing taken out but water and nothing added. It Ixiti indefinitely, For purltv, f reahnra. flavor and economy. cottage tviiiK launrxccueo. cseii wner- ever you have been using bottle creaia w, ,.... w.ii,i,ii,, - In Two Sice , S and lO CENTS l' At Ad Goo4 Umalmrt AMERICAN ri dented in our t policial y clean ractonea. it l -Jfi z-sr fe-LrNMI JT jut. , , r ) r r y . "jf iui W I . aw ww M "s'flaW!." .-jjr rr.K,- z.k eh.wz.tic snm' .-2 T 1 r i r- y , M , iii ii i i i n ii il i i mm xj I The Indian Land Schooling Car is now in Onuilia tit'ui..ntnttiiitr th I'MTKl) STATES (iOVKJi'X.MKNT'S ofiVrinK tr Intiimi Un.U iu Stnith- I ' 1 1 1 1 ' r 1 1 ikllilllitllH, tm l,.nt' il; pi ili-iro of M'li'Ctitipt vtnir nwn trnrt nf liiii.l. I,ritf 11(1)21' frmii $ jht ncrt up. KKS1IK.VF. AMI IMI'liMiVKMKNTS N(T IiT. l l UKI. I.iitfl i I.Httif.l in ti tin nf tli. FAMorx OKlv. ihjma nu, i5i;i;r. mi, i.k.asi: wii.i, pay hhs I.ANIi ASH NIT Vr A I'KnflT. ttii i u tiiii-i'i rt'ivin rN'ri.n sm. ( iiU m tin- mr iKtw un ('. i, W, l . Tih.I at 1ith it in) I ,'ii tiw I'tth !ii I-, kI'f frt'tn !' it, lit, tn I v, v.. No CharRe for AtJraisiion. INFORMATION FREE. mam Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how ood advertising maybe in other respects, it must he run frequently and constant ly to he really successful. Xi-fiit.' '! S t ' l I. I I. ' ,, .