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T THE REE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, APRtT 21, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE POUNDED BV EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSBWATErt, EDITOR. The Boa Publishing Company, Proprietor. H K ft BUILDING, FARNAM AND KKVKNTKKNTIL Entered at Omaha potnffce aa aecond-clas matter. TERM8 OF SUUHCH1PTION. By carrier By mall per Month. per year. rlly and flndy . y,.m I'ally without Hunday , 4..C 4.01) Evening and Sunday ff . 0(1 Evening without Sunday 2..C , i.W Evening without HunOay Zba 4 no Sunday Re only. .....Vw. 2,i Dally and Hunday !, thre year In dvnc...10.J0 lend nolle of change of ndilres or Irregularity In ftellvery to Omaha He, Circulation Department, HKMITTANria Remit by draft, xpreae or potal order. Only two. rent stsmps received In payment of amall account. Personal check, except on Omaha, and eastern change, not aeeepted, or r u m, Omaha Tha Be Building. South Omaha MIS N street. Council Uluffa-H North Main trt Lincoln-!! Little Hulldlng. Chicago II People Oaa Building, New Tork-ltoom llos, 2M Fifth vnu, Ht. Ixmla 0a New Hank of Commerce. Weshlngtnn 72ft Fourteenth strsaf, N. W. CORRKhl'ONtiENCK. Address communications relating to new and adU tnrial matter to Omaha Be, Kdltorlal Department. MARCH CTUCl'LATIO.V, 56,628 Daily-Sunday 50,628 Dwlght William, circulation manager of The He Publishing company belli- duly aworn, ssys t the eversg iliculatloii for lha month of March, IMS, we ' dally and 6 Hunday. DWIfillT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Huhacribad In my presence and sworn to befor IP lads Id day of April, lim. KOliJtHT HUNTER, Notary rublle. labserlbers leaving tha city temporarily should hav Tba Ii) mailed to them. Ad dree will b chanced aa often a requested. If you're not a Shakespeare scholar by tbli lime, U'a your own fault. tie careful about signing telegrams to the president unless you write them yourself. The unofficial removal of Kansas from the cyclone belt enema without official sanction. 8U1 1, the also-rans may ex trust Urge bunches of aatlefactloa at spectators of the main marathon. Strange, bow this old world wobbles along in the tame old rut despite political promises of a mlllcnium. If some one by tbe name of Johnson were only running for president, Nebraska's prefer ence vote would sot be doubtful. It does sot take an exceptionally practised eye to see traces of the "Hilly" Sunday cam paign In tbe returns of tbe primary in Omaha. If our soldiers In Mexico are really bunting a dead man, tbe Joke is on us. Out if they catch him, tbe joke will be on the other fellow. The wholesome, Invigorating spirit of Ak gar-Hen already musters a record boat. As a jnagnetle regenerator It surpasses tbe claims on the label. Until we know definitely what happened to Uncle Pete Starr, the centenarian racer of Blaine county, it is not safe to say tbe state has been saved. A lot of good follows were beat for dis trict delegates to the Chicago convention sim ply because there were too many of tbem seek ing the honor. Try again. And still the water district law eipresaly declares its "intent and purpose" to be to "re move not only the board but also Its employes from the Influence of partisan politics." There is no disposition to doubt the effi ciency of Chihuahua's firing squad in executing Vllllstas. The squad is equally efficient In elud ing a scrap with Vllllstas who are loaded. Safety first. Every self-anointed upllfter vocally conse crates himself to tbe dear people, especially hen he has a scheme to "put over." But the Interests of No. 1 are never sacrificed by the consecration. The democrats participating in the primary may have rendered a verdict against him, but Mr. Bryan will take an appeal to the whole electorate that registers the final decree in the November election. Benator Norrl told Washington press cor respondents the day before the primary that I e feared Henry Ford would lead In the Ne braska presidential preference vote. Wonder how the senator got the hunch? ('boosing an assistant secretary itf war from northern New England Improve tha warllk watchfulness of the administration, la lSS New hglandrra spotted the phantom fleet be yond th vision of scout emitters, and the e tarlrnr will serve equally well In piping off Invading rm!, Thirty Years Ago This Day iu Omaha """" " CH!4 fret M IT,. f-r .' tli- tea t Iimni .i ' : - in- . m y r I atuii'!'!' a m ,.g f it n (-.-(! IHMUIH I '!' tJ 'uill4 li.t Of -f th HUt( l flOl Mjt , , ...S l, t :l : ft M n. T t .: r:fiji t4 I I (.,) tva .u t f-aaani.Mt lit t t, a i a i s ,-M,H It 4, m I ). ti at fj,, H I ' "Jill. At aia.k - ti tfca - i t' ., -t. o d r ' I ..i.vw t?fV .-tli V . evdal, V. . M t.tktnt, t ' . U -, tl . I H Mll..r . v(l Mr t. l - lr i f .! . i'r, , N M , la At a .hI a 4 t tk . t,-i l t , W . 11.4 I I t -.,, ,,t at Hi titi !, 't tiiv V ..kU 1 1 .woit'e f l i .!. .a it t, M i -t t.4.i- . Will M.r Wii1 a, . i f .(! - i (4 t' a . id i f rrt i ..ir. II V lL.'l p,it l t ( ta " a ihI k n., M l t-.l ! t : ; United States' Record f Peace. The history of the United States is a story of pfiace, broken at long intervals only by con flict in behalf of right and Justice, and with orderly quiet quickly restored. From the time uhlte men first came to America, their efforts have been to establish concord of action and tranqilllty of life. To escape from the turmoil and feuds of Europe and build in a new world a rational life whose ideal would be liberty and equality for all mankind, and whose citizens should be secure in rights and privileges denied tbem in Europe was tbe ambition of the coura geous, thoughtful men who brought tbe older civilization to this continent and made It over into the new. Since the formation of our gov ernment Its only wars bave been defensive and to maintain the highest concept of human freedom. The aenlus of our country and the spirit of f ur people are both opposed to conquest ss fr.lrnical to liberty. Our relations with the world have been established and upheld by a olKnifled insistence upon right as supported by reason. We have never tried to Impose our views on a neighbor or a contemporary except with the sanction of Justice in Its best applica tion. For almost a contury and a half of na tional existence th'e United States bas given the vorld the finest example It bas ever bad of a self-governed people. Underneath alt the so called national hysteria lies a broad and deep bt.se of devotion to a concept of freedom that will make the extreme sacrifice for lis preser vation. The diplomat or ruler who does not recog nize this makes a serious blunder. The people of tbe United States are united on a record of peace, but will maintain its Institutions at any tost. Locally. Barring a few weak spots, the republicans of Omaha and Douglas county managed to pull out a fairly good local ticket to be presented for the approval of the voters at the polls In November, And It is only fair to let It be known that the dea'd weights on the ticket got there not by deliberate selection of the rank and file of the party, but through the Intricacies of the preposterously long ballot and the ob structions of the election machinery that kept thousands of voters from putting In more than a few cross marks on the upper part of tbe ballot and disfranchised them for the rest as com pletely as the blacks are disfranchised In tbe southern states. Tbe wonder only is that In the face of the difficulties besetting him, the average voter succeeded In doing even as well as he did. Another British Cabinet Crisii. Tbe determined effort to unhorse Asqulth as head of the British cabinet, persistent almost since tha beginning of the war, promises to succeed this time. An especial fight has been and Is being made against the premier and Minister of Foreign Affairs Grey by the dissatis fied elements of all British political parties for months, and the government has been carried on in the face of criticism almost incredibly hostile from those who assume themselves to be devoted patriots. Against the premier at this moment is urged the condition of recruit lug, a particular demand being made that the military authorities give some notion of a limit as to the number of men to be requisitioned for defense of the empire. Opinion In Great Britain Is sharply divided o this point, the Tory ele ment of tbe country still contending for com pulsory service, against all British tradition. Extreme radicals, who have been against the government in Its conduct of the war from the beginning, and those who are opposed to the war, have selxed the opportunity, and are making the most of it. Asqulth has shown lit tle Inclination at any time to temporlxe with these or to claborntely explain the purposes of the government, except to appeal to the patriotic Impulse of the people to trust In and rely upon tbe Judgment and ability of the men who are leading the country in the present crisis. Lloyd-Oeorge and Reginald McKenna have given the premier able suaport In this work, but have not been successful In quieting the opposition occasioned by threatened conscrip tion. Andrew Bonar Law is suggested as a suc cessor to Asqulth, with Lloyd-Oeorge as an slternatlve, on a policy of continuing the vol unteer system, at last until the situation of the empire becomes more desperate. Sir Fdwlo Grey's numerous mistakes In dealing v-lth neutrals may serve to force blm out of the cabinet, whether Asqulth goes or stays. Keep After a New Depot Omaha's greatest present need Is still for better and more adequate pasnenger depot facilities. Omaha has mot the most urgent de mands for improvements in other directions where w have been behind other progressive cities of our ! it pretensions until the one flagrant defect Is In lack of creditable accom modations for the Incoming and outgoing travel er upon whom we want especially to make a good lmpra.lon. Not that our depot facilities er not good In their dy, but they have be come outgrown and antiquated and the rail roads rrntertog here have no rea.on to withhold drpot Improvement 0' -'r, i,iher iUU'1 Uh to stronger rlaima. Bme time must flP before the Women's 1 fssue of M' iwfens f"n" ''( pl4 ooinfM l. m i'ommtt uniform. M.aa.U.I It bhoM t male P"u..1u" M.a,., ft or " M""t tb pntpow ot U'Mlflcatlnn. Un are t-e f4;itu , drnut the fouoi th " , a sikl k. ' u .,...ry ..si M t.rt t. wfcur I t.tter dsrtith.il llr. th W ' f,..i,t nilstin Hst' lub iwm f'r .opffint la IK t?vt ,,f auuy i.ru U it 'I4t from tbe efttll asking ef M sr-pl ,.ftf at-U- A pr.Mle tsf I u t,f mthst't H kit phi. require. h.t inferior mtlerut serking tr- tent'. It , t trt te Nrlh f"l k ,.tet nd Ifete ' the South v.a ......,! 1 pv tit.t..nliofl In th M.,,.,P,, f lh irll b tiH!l.. tt t t (. f..i!'l sewfttl HSU' "Do's" and "Don'ts" For Will Makers O. S. Outtlaff la Aiairlcaa atagailne. Ho'm. . Before you conault anybody, make up your own mind as to how you projai to lve your property. 2. If the dlaixialtlfm to be mad I sunplu, u h a leaving everything to your wif or your children In e'ltal parta, any ordinarily skilled perion can draw your will. . If your will U comMl. sled, Including truala, llf estate and so forth, employ th mom illed draft man within your acqualriianue and your legale and dvlaee will call you blesaed, 4. Ix, a your Ii-smI sdviatr tell you its to nmtt' concerning whl h ther may b doubt, 6, fin aiir to comply with all formaline required by tha statul. plally th following; . Huhscrlb your nme to tha will In th presence of wltiieaeea, 7. Itedar It to b your will In their pr!iw- . Hav at leaat two wltneaeea sign In your pre. en. . If you sign by mark, or for any reason are un able to writ your name, have at leaat three wlttie to the fact of your signing by mark or that you re quealed om other person to writ your nam, 14. Ask people who have long known you and who have no doubt a to your nlty to be wltne to your will. II. riar your will In the cualody of ! per fectly reaponilbl peron or corporation, or In sum rerepiacle, aa a aafcty dfpoalt vault, whh'h (nnot ha opened after your death without th presen'1 of publi f orflclalK, VI. Heineniber that sny provlalon you niska for your wlf la an offer to her to purchase from her her atalutory rights, and that If she cinose sh may rejefit your offer and tsk under th statute, Do l, Is. I. Imn't p"t off making a will until you ar III and your disinherited relative will aay that your mind I affected. 7. Don't bellev that making your will will haaten your death. I. In slate where tha statute give widow dower only In her husband' real estate, don't get th Idea that h will be th owner In fe of one-thlrd of hi realty. t 4. Don't attempt to tie up your eslste for a Ion" period, providing fur ultlmnte distribution In tin distant futur. Court are very apt to find way t const ni such a will contrary to your Intention. 0 Don't let your will be the vehicle flf conveying to poaterity your haired or dislike of Indlvlduuls. , If you re wealthy and hav provided well for your family, don't forget the obligation you ow to th community In which ou bve acquired your fortun. 7, Don't attempt to change your will after It written and witnessed, by drawing line -ro cer tain r"rllon of It and writing In other dliectloti. Buch attempts will fall. I. Don't make a nonresident of your slat executor of your will, Many states will not permit blm to set. I. Don't hav the man you selected as executor sign a a witness. It may disqualify him. 10. Don't allow any legale or devise in your will id lgn a a witness, If h doe h may lose hi legacy or devise, II. If you wish t AA codicil to your will, don't fall to hv th codicil refer unmlstakibly to the will and to attach th codicil thereto physically, It Don't heeltate to c.hang your will by codicil or otherwise whenever you se fit. Aimed at Omaha Beatrice Run: Under th leadership of an Omaha woman, widow weary of being picked on ar forming a society. According- to the prospeotus Just Issued by th organisation's head, ther la nothing it won't do to make th widow' herd road a path of eider down and rosea-provlded ih membership fee of f.l I forthcoming, Tork Democrat: Aa Omaha man bcm enraged at his wlf and proceeded to cut her new IS white kid boot Into shred. The police Jtidg fined him ten bone. The nw style In fwmlriln footwear certainly do com high. Grand Island Independent; Th general public esti mate of the vaudeville stags and It life will not be changed to the better by th recent Incident at Omaha, Between the line, In th more complete account by the Omaha press of th gulcld of the unfortunate bride of a vaudeville actor, there I Indicated a disposi tion by tha authorltlea to keep the facta urroundlng th cs hidden rather than to have them revealed; and the coroner's verdict, aa ta often th case, rend ered a verdict which contained nothing not patent that th deceased was dead. And it may be a well. But that th man who, only two week before, had pledged the troth to love and protect this woman above alt other .and all other things, should attempt to Justify hi continuance on the alage without vor rushing to the aid of hi wife by saying merely that he was "under contract" should enpect the public to accept as sufficient the explanation mat he still was "under contract" the nest evening when he should be accompanying the remains to their last resting place; and should even urge his professed be lief in a Christian tenet aa Justification for hie anion to say nothing of a ena of reJ duty for real duty'a sake alinw only rotted moral. Unquestionably H would be doing Injustice to many men and women to regard all of the actor of such a line according to thla sample. But imtia repudiation would go far to support th claim of the other and th mor charitable view Indicated. Hhelton i"llprr: Mteemirt river water sells In Omaha at H cnta per thousand gallons. Hhelton municipal plant pump water from th ground nd It I nld to th consumer t IS cents per thousand gsl Inne with no minimum charge. Why drink the river water? Hasting Tribune; Th tmahe flee wanla to know If Nebraska ha tn.i much tnmtxv Well, w will v thl much. Nebraska certslnlv rani In fur Ita full share of prosperity - and It la einilled M all II haa. be. causa Its fertile fields are the greatest gulit producer In lh wrld. Twice Told Tales linn Nvmardeit. Th teacher had ub the pupil the t..y ef Waih tngtxn and bta In Ho lialchei ami bad Minn nlio Hum an ecsietu.g l. h dent, led mall m stand. nt In a lepenlinl attitude ' rir'ir.n thu gs ( ttruthft ,m Id ' t H ws ' n Tuiih Tri'eie ae t tt.s i hi I "' ., . 'it tberaxa 1'.,, ws IliUe liibniii t.i , 4 i...l-tf letl . in me .., t . .... 1 J. 4mi a " an 4 -) lt a ti.i,t. a vt v ' s i ! t mi -.. H e.i I W Kl W '- ' : r V u Ssl i.sm !. hat'1 '! t '4 "!. I n-t - tal a I'e t saii.mc.-a i. I sua ! j .Kai. s I m . 'i I"-a t .Is I all frtJe tv.s i. ii i'a ' i t ft i n.t f lu.a.t !.. aM'4 rt.t it iw a e.,.l f a ! ! !. t.'..'4 l.. wax Uiing Mt In il-r kU ws-a t t ttt. t.ia tfc ! 4 w Kt. Wtt !,. ' r-,,,l,4 it , wUi--, '"f"l - .! " ' ' ' ' ,.f , . K i" t t i f4 k' I n t - l 1 M. I d-m t tuw " k Is" ii Mi I t ! .'mtii IH,h. t I t' i IH ! " k-1 " tint of hrlatlau Science. . OMAHA, April ao.-To the Editor of Th Itee: Jn a recent lecture delivered In one of th churches of the city on th subject. "Tru Chrlstlttn Ucicnce," th speaker emphasized the fact that Ood could be known only through Jesu Christ. Apparently this assertion Justified the use of the word "true" In the subject of lire lecture, and th newspapers sup plied th phrase "Popular Christian Sci ence," t that Ha rraders would know what lie wa talking aalnst, Probably with the particular audience present lu hear thla lecture It wa "popular" to say fiiiVlhliig sntsgiiiilsllc to Christian leJ'l nrice, but It aeems rather unfair to mix the Is Ms, , If Christian Bclnnce lis acquired noth ing else, It has at least pre-empted Ih right to the use of the uume, mid if member of othrx religion feel drawn to amend .their nomenclature, It should be by a distinctive appellation such ss "Hnptlst Christian Hcn.e," rather llisn a geneilo word like the prefix "true," the use of which would be enjoyed In equity If such Infringement Involved a business house. Inasmuch as Christian. Mclenct bases Its right to eslt 011 th leaching and pre cept of Jesus Christ, a lectur -which assert that thla Is not only commend -able, but the only course to puraue, must oILher be laudatory of Christian Hclanca or the lecturer must be uninformed of th fact (hut tills Is tha piirnal inure of lh teaching of Christian rMence. W strongly suspect, however, that the lecture announced undsr a new phrase found Its Una of cleavage In the old question to whether th command of Jesus, "As ye go, preach, laying Urn Kingdom of Heaven I at hind, haa I the sick, raise the dead, clean th leper, cast out devils," should be arbitrarily terminated after th word, "preaoh," or allowed to hav mandatory fpro to the end, It I easier to preach than to heat, and it Is easier to preach that th King dom of Heaven Is far eff, than to preach that the Kingdom of Heaven I at hand, but ther I no us of establishing the fsct that we should gain our Inspiration from the words and work of Jesu nd then neither hal nor preach th wy he taught II. Chrttln Selene I undertaking to do both. On the on hnd tt aert tht th life and teachings of Jesu, when un derstood, will glv a tru conception of flod, from which flow a eomprehenslve philosophy tbst ld to th Inevitable conclusion that It practice will heal the III that beset humanity. On h other hand the dally esperlenc of those who have put thl teaching to th actual tast hs been such ss to establish by actual demonstration that th process la correct !n principle. Christian Bclenc therefore present to the world the various step Involved In th solution and Invites a reasoning con clusion lo what tlie Inevitable anwer must be and conversely present th snswer In th form of healing work done snd submits that no higher test can b corivelved, CARL B. HERRING, Editorial Snapshots Chicago Hsrald: Justice Hughe' silenc Li gelling so Intense that It can be dis tinctly heard alt over th country. Pittsburgh DUpatch: It will b noticed that John Hull settled with th the Chicago packer, guppo w let thm writ our note? Philadelphia Ledger: Mor welcome than many naval maneuver I the tatly pror.eion of sixteen ships marking the teopcnlng of the Pnma canal. It mean the prompt aawembllng of lh fleet fhould the need arise. Botoft Transcript: Th New EJnglnd postmaster enthusiastically endorsed the administration and moreover they atand ready to keep right on doing It just as long ss th administration will endorse them. Springfield Republican: Western rail roads Report that the last. winter was not a difficult one from nn operating point of view, and heavy tonnage could be hauled moat of the time, Kven the weather helped the general prosperity. Indlahapolla News: When they find their preferential preference primary cost them $i a vote you can't blame the Iowans for feeling that they could have got a whole lot more good put of their money If they had spent It in some other way. Baltimore America Pedealrluns will rejoice to hear thst they still have om rignt which motorist are bound to re spect. The Mtipremt court of New York ha decided that a motorist even when lie Is slsnalrd by a policeman to go shtad, la not thereby Justified In run ning down a pedestrian who happena to get In tiie way. Tips on Home Topics Cle eland Plain Dialer; Why not let Henry Ford net the bos out of Mexico by Cht latin'.' I'lliabiirah I'lipnl li One dissolution not but lug iucn sxl tbe standard OH ..mi Hiy a earnings sufficiently, th gov. eriiini-Ml Is going l bot I lie ill again, Itcsii-n Transcript Cheer up. (lenatur W.uks. Its lust as e'-l fat lb rnuntiy S'ioul-1 ls reminded "f th fa-I CjM II ws l'i d-moc! tlc piik that handrd Id iminlri a free leiti-n iiilnattt Nrtt Th report lf th ciHplrllsr ef th curtail r wrncd r.ii In Imll at lhat lh' enuniry h.w h i,.i'v a'l i f tt. it- -1 In iie -il'l atct fair piui '-l ' -"i- Hie r-t ef H t eii'-ll' t"i J-tuiitl ' N-Uiins t't ailli ii -' I1- ' '' 'tt iri;ng Vis.fi il ! -i'H iiii p l IH ('; wlWbtli til s) t- f..i' - , h....l i. l.i I rotlrciei i r n.il t i an I d -i- i'i-. .t IS.tes.lJ !' 'first Mf ' l-..a- fin l"i s ls I I n:4 I " "' nan at li ,n-ns a. ,.H in, im-i t i i It. a t-"-1r V .l 11-al.tn . -I ii t ii t a i v 4 -In -:iiliia ,...' I ' . ' t ' 1 ' i" I S-latsa Sill !! .iie " SWi-eig (- ll!i . i '- W Writs r ... , 1 .! I ! I ' V.' 1a. -nil.! Itll Ii it, an ii,inii Sail l " sts. Htm tif I an .1 ,. s ' l t Ih b 'a.;n, et tb .it t r.th ft ka.-f ..'! i f W. .fit In .n.ii.. lb r lie ' i li'"t .! ri ef asi-H I '.4 t't4 tr ensai-s t an,.i . uviH, 'i i lt.. i est:- i (it .....a.. I ln in If Sra til eir bih ni i.i i i e ai ,.v ii i-e " i nut t c-i- e...H.i ,n K't i . mi "-,,: i i,"ia I S -tt a ear 1 1 i GRINS AND GROANS. "Onxh ding!" "What, hafipened?" "I tKlked two hour trying to persuade that girl to tiive me u. kin.-,." "Well?" "Just a she agreed her father mine In snd began lo talk pulltH . "-Louisville Courier-Journal, Crawford I hear he's economising. Crabshaw Ves; he doesn't buy any thing now unless he can gc-l It on credit. -Life. "Can't you find an- work at nil?" "I'lenly, air; but everybody want a recommendation from my Inst employer." "Well, can't you gi-t one?" "Nu, sir; lie's been dead twenty-eight yenr."-iioton Transcript. Caller-Have you a few niom'-nU to space. ? Capitalist Voutig man. my time Is worth noil an hour, but I'll giv ou ten minuies, Caller Thanks, but If It it II the same to you, air, I bellev i d rather take It la cash, Huston Transcript. "We want to Introduce the bl'-aiuK of civilization among you," "Vis," answered tli aavage. "The onlv trouble Is that when you slso Intro-luce your Improved war niechmilsm. so many of u won't live to enjoy them.' Washltiglun rltar. The i-uilior t'pdi-rstaiid, I can support our rtinmhter In the style to which she is aecuKiomed , Her Fatln-r-V, but what alimonv can you pay her when you marry again? -J udae. He has a lying tongue In hi teynipalhellcallyi Deer bad one. head, M i-i I Crimes me! -And only yesterday hl wife told toe that ho had fai.ni teeth. New lork Times. PEECEPT AND PRACTICE. PEAR MKABimi?, Hfi FIAWC,wH5 li A "TRAVtlW SALBMAW, IS NOW ON WE ROAD, SWUU 1 NOCtC f4V EAMENT RWfllL he: returns f I SWOZ IF IT tAMT BIT HOCKED, HE HAD BCTTER ucrr RrrvRM f t Kdgar .V. finest in Detroit Free Press. My pa he talks a lot about the things that I should learn. He rays it's what you aro that counts Bin! not how much you earn. He says that, first of all in life, comes doln' what la riKht, An' beln' kind an' brave an' tru an' gentle and polite. Vet when the Klclu-a visit us It strikes me kind a' funny, We make nn awful fuss for them, tor. they've got heaps of money. My ma she says that boin' liked by other folks depends On character. The hnae an' mean can t never have no friends. Toil may be rich as sny king, yet if you cheat or lift An' have bud manner people her will coldly ps you by. An' yet t runnier time when aho's dls- ciiHslu' folks with pa I notice that she always talk about how rich they ar. There's folks Hint I don't like at all that sometimes come to tea. An' mi my best behavior then I've al ways got to be. An' pa don't like cm neither, an ma eais they aro queer, Hut we treat 'em to our finest every minute they are here. An' once when 1 asked why, ma said; "I'll tell you, little sonny, It pays lo love the folks you hate when they've got heap of money." Mrs. Kxe Vou alwsvs have such won derful success In getting people to your partu-s. Mrs, Wye Oh, J always tell the men that It'a not l-r be a dr-s-up sffalr, and lh women that It is,- Huston Transcript. "What are you atudylng now?" asked Mra Johnenn. "We have taken no the subject of molecules, " answered her son, "I hope you will be very attentive and practice conalantly," said the mother. "I tried to get you father to wear one, but he could not keep It In hi ." Kanss City Htar, I'liitbuah Has your wife s prominent chin? Itensonhurst Has she? Bay, haven't you ever heard Hi"' Yonket Histesman Mr. Orlme iwllh great IndlgnstlonV I've finished with that fellow Hkinner, absolutely finished with him. He a 'Ar w3 urn. IV iiritm Absolutely Puro'v Made from Cream of Tartar NO ALUM-NO PHOSPHATE I Want You to Know Me If you are not well and need the service of a doctor I want you to know me. NO MATTKIt WHIT VOl'K AILMENT, 1 will give your case, personal and careful attention. I will not charge you one-half of what other Omaha doc tors charge, and I give you the medicine from my office. You pay no drug store bills if you come to me. My bctlness is different than the rest. Cash fees each time st the office. Con sultation and medicine for $1.00. Cases need ing long examinations or office treatment will pay as much as $2,00. Surgical price arranged in advance. The dead heat who can not owe me Is my only enemy. Honest service at a small cash fee, No doctor can offer you better, I'lLIM UtEI WITHOl'T OPERATION. 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