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THE BBK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MARCH 23, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE rorynrp nT edward rosewater. VICTOR' ROSKWATFR, EDITOR. Th Ppw Publishing Company, Proprietor. PFW PI.MI.mSQ. FARNAM AND PKVKNTRBNTH. fnterd at Omaha poatofflc " eecond-olaea matter TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION'. By carrier f11y and Sunday.... , tiir without Hunday :venlng and Sunday Kvenlne; without eHmday.. Fvenlng without Sunday.. Sunday liee only per month. twc HC. .... 2c 2. .Kc. By mall per year. KOO 4 UO S.no 4.00 4 1 no 110.(10 1'ally and 8un1ay Km, three yeara In advenes Pond tiotlra of change of address or Irreaulsrlty in delivery to Omaha nee, Circulation Department, REMITTANCTO. Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only two oent atampa received In payment of amall account. Personal checka. except on Omaha and eaatern ex rhenye, not accepted. OFFICKS. Omaha The Bee Building. Poulh Omaha Mil N street Council Itluffa 14 North Main Street. Lincoln- Little Building. . Chicago (18 Peoples laa Building. Naw York Room IK. tS8 Fifth aventia. ft. Iouls KM New Bank of Commerce. Wsahlnrton 728 Fourteenth street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Address) communications relatlntr to mwi and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Kdltnrlal Department, FEBRlJAnY CinCTLATlO.V. 54,328 Daily Sunday 50,639 Dwight Williams, circulation manager of Tha Bee Publishing company, being duly aworu, aaya that tha a vera go circulation for tha month of February. lilt, aa fc4.J: dally and t.3 Hunday. DWIGHT WIL.LJA MS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In mv presence and aworn to before ma. tots Id day of March. 1W. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public Boberribers leaving tha city temporarily abonkl have Tba Deo mailed to them. Ad dress will be changed m often as requested. An Impressive Object Leuon. A very Interesting Illustration of one phsse of popular government li afforded by the lint of filings of aspirants for public office at pub lished In The Dee. Thexe Include only those the law require to be rrfade at the office of the secretary of state, but in themselves make most imposing array. If the full list of all who hare filed with the county clerks throughout the state were published at the same time, most Impressive object lesson would be pre sented. One of the principal results of the primary election law has been to bring the active candidates out Into the, open. It Is pot at all likely that the law has Inspired a longinr for office where it did not exist before, but many who previously aspired to srve the peo ple did not get very far when It came to facing a convention. When the showing Is multiplied by all the states In the union, some Idea of the extent of the business of governing the country may be acquired. Whether the world Is gov erned too much doesn't matter In this connec tion. The point Is that plenty of willing volun teers will always be on hand, ready to under I tr.ke the service of doing the governing. Many Mysteries of Life Can Be Solved by Man Garrett F. ferrlss. "Birds of a feather flock together." Watch the grafters and fake reformers bitch up with "Bob," the prince of fake reformers. Kansas delegates to the Chicago convention are unlnstructed, but most of them are out spoken In their preference for Hughes. "Straws point tb wind." Residents of El Taso ran well forget the annoyance of the campaign. Few towns on the Texas map enjoy the favor of toots from Ga briel's horn every morning. Tbe naturalization fee graft Is Just as odious as the Jail feeding graft. Both are tbe same kind of a steal sought to be perpetrated by greedy public officials under color of law. One He Will Have to Take Back. Throwing a bouquet at one of the candi dates running for the nomination of governor on the republican ticket In Nebraska, that dyed In-tbe-wool democrat, Edgar Howard, lets this slip out: Isn't tt a shame that such a fine character should be engaged In tha taak of trying to make poor peopla pay more tariff on tha sugar they usa In coffee? Well, here's one for Friend Edgar to take back. The duty on augar whicli poor people use In their coffee Is to stay by edict of the democratic administration commanding repeal of the act which would put It on the free list. Every democrat on, the ways and means com mittee voted for a protective sugar tariff ana It went through the house almost unanimously. No one knows better than Edgar, however, that that does not necessarily mean that poor peo ple will pay more for their sugar, for the tax In levied only on that part of the home con sumption which Is Imported, and our own stead ily expanding beet sugar Industry Is now pro ducing a large part of our supply. To paraphrase the phrase, "Isn't it a shame that such a noble democrat, as Edgar Howard Is, should have to 'fesa up to having gotten on the wrong track on the free sugar question." "Bob" Is busy trying to explain how pocket ing that $6,000 of fee graft, In addition to bis $4,000 salary as district clerk. Is the essence of honesty, but It Is bard to make It go down with honest people. The remarkable ease with which tbe capital of Montenegro was switched to Bordeaux sug gests to Congressman Curry that his Milwau kee move, with the "suds" blown off, may not be as funny as It looks. By all means, let us lift tbe railroad dis crimination against Omaha as a stop-over point, but let us also keep' on until we get a new Union depot, so much needed to accommodate passengers who stop over. Congress at last moves toward national de fense. From the mass of expert and Inexpert testimony gathered In three months it should be possible to chart the safe middle course be ' tween the Jingo and the pacifist. When the Commercial club passed the 1,000-membershlp mark. It was some achieve ment. When the 2,000-line, which seemed an Impossibility then, Is a reality, as It will be this year, another celebration will be due.' The North and South Railway. The long mooted project of a railway tc cioss the North American continent from north to south is again revived by an army officer. His discussion turns on a point In connection with the defense problem. Such a line will be very useful, and almost Indispensable In con nection with the guarding of the Panama canal. and for strategical reasons will get much consta eratlon. But It can be made of much greater service' In other ways. 8uch a line will be a closer link between the United States and the republics of the south. It will not only facilitate communi cation and develop commerce between the coun tries It traverses, but It msy aid in settling many questions that are now vexatious. Our relations with our Central American neighbors would be much more satisfactory If our contact with them were a little closer, and tbe great railroad proposed ought to be a factor in es- tsblishtng the desired conditions. Turkey's minister of war, Envers Pasha, has a good start toward equaling the death record of King Menellk. His latest "assassination" originated in London, but he persists in llvng and devising trouble for the enemies of Islam. It Is plain that the taxpayers of Omaha are not to be losers from the readvertlsing for bids for furnishing auto fire equipment. Inci dentally, remember that The Bee put In some" effective strokes to prevent the questionable deal being put across when it was attempted. It turns out that William Grant Webster who filed for president in the Minnesota repub lican primaries, is entered here for vice presi dent against our home aspirant. Now, we pro test that this is a flagrant breach of the ethics of tbe political game, as she Is supposed to be played. Unseemly haste marks tbe deliverance of the New York World on the Issue of W. J. Bryan's democracy. The World rules that Bryan "was and is a populist." but does not give proper weight to bis seal In bitching the family to the public payroll, which is a pretty strong brand of straight democracy in these days. Secretary Pool's periscope got tbe right range. ' Another Railroad Mystery. It has been well said that one advantage a corporation enjoys is that it has neither soul to sfive nor body to kick. When several of these ctn conceal themselves behind another incor poreal and still more diaphanous body, register ing their will through a Joint agency they have thus created, this advantage Is Immensely in creased. Such a body is tbe Western Passenger association, through whose operations the rail roads entering Omaha have practiced discrim ination against this city in the matter of rates and stop-over privileges for many years. All the lines entering Omaha are members of this association, and as they constitute tbe leading and most. influential part of Its membership, the thought is natural that what they object tc will not be permitted. It is reasonable, there fore, to conclude that they willingly acquiesce in the practices from which Omaha continually suffers. It Is not alone in passenger concessions that Kansas City is favored to the disadvantage ot Omaha. The Bee recently published a list of freight rates, showing bow less ia charged for a longer haul on grain that is diverted from the local market to the favored one further down tbe river. Tbe discrimination, so open and so flagrant, has been rigorously but unavalllngly protested against, until the railroads are forti fied In it by tbe inaction of Omaha people. Every railroad agent in Omaha will Join In local complaints against an obvious injustice, but not one will take steps to remedy it. It gets back then merely to the question how long Omaha will submit to the unfair treatment ac corded it by tbe great railroad lines that con verge here. IN REMATtD to the life hletory of the earth qucs tlona are Baked In letters whl h show that many mlnda are attracted by thla subject. One wishes to know whether man. having arrived at his preeent state through many channel, has now reached the top of his poealhle dn-elopment. or whether ha la not. In soma unconscious way, being changed continuously Another Inquires: "How did animal life come Into existence? Where there any new species developed In the Quaternary age. and ara there, or cnuld there be, new species developed In this or a future as.e?" First, the capital feature of man Is his brain, and this has manifestly been growing to relative alxe and complexity of organization for tens of thousands, and probably hundreds of thousanda. ot years. Whether wa assume that the mind Is simply a manifestation of the activity of tha brain, or that the brain Is only an Inatrument of tha mind, tha final result Is the ssme as far as tha development of man's physical form U concerned. With a better brain mora mental power can be exerclaed. On the other hand, the mind. If It be lomo thlng acting upon and through the brain, may pro duce superior organisation and stimulate growth and development In tha brain cells by long-continued ac tion. For ages It has been shaping and Improving Its tool, and. while the brain la the seat of mental ac tlon, It Is not tha only part of man's body that Is affected and modified by tha activity of tha mind. Ills features, his limbs, his muscles, bis nerves, hit vital functions, all are subject to mental Influence. A high Intelligence shows In tha face. Wa do not know how Shakespeare looked, for there Is no au thentic likeness of him In existence, but we are mor ally certain that ha did not look Ilka a brute or a thief or a murderer That certainty Is baaed upon uni versal experience. It raqulree some skill to read tha 'mind's construction In tha face." but It can, in a large sense, be dona. There can be no question that tha general appearance of tha human race, aa civili sation and Intelligence have advanced, has changed for the bettor. Exceptions do not alter tha rule. Back, slldlnga do not arrest the general advance; but the latter la. by Its very nature, slow. Wa are, consciously or unconsciously, chsnglng In looks and form as well as in character, and tha change la upward. Man In tha future will be a nobler being physically and men tally than ha Is today. Wa have no means ot fixing a limit to his possibilities of progress. Second, we cannot tell how animal Ufa, or, for that matter, vegetable life came Into existence. But it is a subject that has led to many fascinating specula tions. It has been sssumed, for instance, that tha first germs of life are ultra mlscroscoplc, I. a., too minute to be seen and studied by any Instrument of science, and thus tha beginnings of Ufa seems to us miraculous, though in reality it may be the result of chemical and physical operations no more mysterious than any other operation of nature. Home have assumed that life was started from an original germ by a speclsl effort of creative power, and after that was left to natural development In accordance with the needs of Ita environment. We lo find from tha study of the rocks that tha earliest Ufa forma were comparatively very simple, and that tha higher and mora complex forms have appeared grad ually, and apparently always by evolution or develop ment, from preceding forms. At tha present time we know of no Ufa which does not spring from previ ously existing Ufa. In other words, wa find no creation of absolutely new life In any form. Tet some. Ilka Dr. Bastlan, think that Ufa la actually developing anew now. Just aa It has dona In tha past, but that, as above aald, Ita elements ara below tha range of mi croscopic vision and of chemical experiment New species have been coming Into axlstanca every geologlo age, but always, aa far as wa can sat. as a result of changes and modifications In older ones. Many species have gone out of existence entirely.. Changea of climate, etc, have been powerful factors In altering tha forma of Ufa. Wa can watch that process going on under tha Influence of changes pro duced by ourselves. If wa cannot produce absolutely naw species by our Interference, we can produce many naw varieties, and by Intermixture many extraordinary forma. Look at what Luther Burba nk has effected In thla way. Ha has found that there la, so to speak, an underworld of undeveloped or forgotten forms and tendenclea In tha Ufa forces of. thla globe, which can be brought out In what seems Ilka new creations of beauty and useful ness. Ha does not pretend to create new forma of plants, but ha finds that ha can manipulate old forma and bring about naw combinations and encourage hid den or suppressed tendencies, so that with sufficient ttma and effort. It might be possible to reclothe the earth with a garment of vegetation far mora splen did than any It haa yet worn. BREEZY TRIFLES. Twice Told Tales Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha Compiled fress Baa ruea. Mary Anderson concluded her Omaha engagement with a performance of "As Von Uke It," In which an appeared as Iloaallnd, and went on to Denver aa the next stop In her Itinerary. Tha Omaha Uas company lias secured a ttino tary order on tha city council, accompanying the notice with an announcement of a m-w plica schedule of 13 per 1.0U0 cubic feet, with a discount of per cent on bills paid within ten days, making It tl.TS per 1,'JuO net to tha consumer. The vestrymen of Trinity cathedral have decided to call Rv. A. U Little of Portland, Me., to fill tha place left vacant by the departure of Dvan Millapaiigh. Hon. James L Mead of I-aimlng. Mich., la vis iting bis brother, Frank U. k.ed. at 103 Douglas street. Charles II. Pickens of Paxton at Co. left on aa tx landed pleasure trip through Colorado, ft ah and California, John, Eylcr. city passenger agent of tha Burling Ion, accompanied by his wife, haa gone to Xenla. O , to attend tba funeral of a brother. After a pleasant visit with Omaha friend. Mabla Pylveatcr baa gone on to San Francisco. Market baaket reports quote the beat ruts of sltioin at IS cents a pound and best cresmtry butter at 30 c-nts, wita ess at !" ceola a dosen. British troops are reported to have routed the followers of the Senussl prophet, scattering them among the sand dunes of the 8ahara. The result is disappointing, inasmuch as the failure to rapture the prophet deprives England's prophecy department of tbe services of an expert. It Is grstifylng to receive assurances from the Mexican commander at Juaret, General Gabriel Gavlra, that "the crisis is past" and that "fear ot trouble" growing out ot the chase of Villa is over The fact that Gavlra Is able to sit up and issue a manifesto shows he is recover ing from the fright. A military expert is convinced that Turkey is bound to lose, no matter how the war ends. The same nay be said of every nation engaged lu the struggle. With mountainous debts pil ing up, "breaking even" Is a practical impossi bility. It Is gathered from Hiram Maxim's syndi cried remarks on the subject that government manufacture of munitions would be "colossal folly," nothing less. This makes the munitions tote unan'iuously against the government. How It Heppese4. "Do you think any girl aver proposed In leap year, aa they aay, Jessie?" ha asked "Not unlaaa she waa obliged to," answered the maiden. "Mm I I never thought of that," ha said, after a pause. "But, George." aha aald. laying her hand affection ately on his arm arid looking up Into his ayes; "you, I am sura, will never force me to that humiliation." "No er that is to say of course not I-" i The tea waa broken and three minutes later there waa a Job In prospect for tha parson. Beston Tran script. His laforaaatloa. When illicit distilling was common la Ireland there waa an old man who went about tha eountry repairing whlaky pots. The gauger mat htm one day and askod him what ha would take to Inform htm (tha gauger) where ha repaired tba last whisky pot. "Oh," said tha old man, "I'll Just take half a crown. "Done!" retorted tha ganger. "Hare's your money. but be careful to tell ma tha truth." "Och, I'll tell you no ha, sir. I Just mended tha lat whisky pot where tha hole waa." Naw Tork Tltnea, llnekfa Wke Is Hef O.M4HA. March 12 To the Editor of The Hee: The local democratic paper has an editorial undrr the caption. "The Hushes Doom," that naively Inqulrea. Huk1ic who Is he?" and auggesta that while Mr. Roaewater and "other stand- pat politicians, whose ways ara dvlous. are busy endeavoring to Inflate tha Hushes boom, won't some of them please tell us what the boom represents." Disclaiming entirely that I am a stand- pat politician, whose ways are devious. or. Inde'l. that 1 am a atandnatter at all. In the Invidious acnae which thia edi torial Implies, aa She first candidate for delegate to the republican national con vention from this state to announce my solf for Hughes for president. I am pleased td have an opportunity to answer this solicitous Inquiry as to who la Hughes and what does his boom repre sent. It Is but a little mote than ten year sjro that Charles E. Hughes sprang Into national prominence by his materful con duct as special counsel of the Investiga tion carried on by the Armstrong Insur ance committee In tha atata of .New Tork. Hia pitlleaa expoaure ot the ruth lesa manipulation of the people'a millions; his fearless pursuit of the high priests of graft In the tnnr temple of' tha Insur ance sanctuary, made strong appeal to both the Imagination and tha conscience of the American people. He drove the money changers from tha temple, and since that hour every American home where tha thrift and prudence of tha bread winner haa made provision against his last hour la more secure. From that day tha manhood and tha integrity of Charles E. Hughes became a matter ot nation-wide knowledge. Immediately following his service with the Armstrong committee, the . govern ment of tha t'nlted States sought and obtained hla asaiatanoe as a special aid to tha attorney general of the United States to Investigate tha coal situation, a matter of great moment to tha Amer ican people, In which ha rendered signal service. A governor of tha great atata of Naw Tork he established a record for ability, integrity and independence not equaled since the days of Drover Cleveland. In tha campaign of 1MB ha took tha stump for tha republican ticket, and hla triumphs! tour acroae tha eountry and through the great west Is not yet for gotten. Tha people of thia country thronged by thousands to hear tha man with whose splended achievements they were familiar. It Is today a matter of common consent, wherever two or more republlcane ara gathered together, that In his presentation of the great national issues in that campaign Charles E. Hughes towered high above all our party leadera. It was then that the virile personality of tha man, hla splendid Americanism. Impressed themselves upon tha repub llcane of this country. Wa are told "Naw occasions have made naw dutlea In tha political world, and aa to not one of those duties does the publlo know how Hughes Interprets them," and then. Mr. Editor, referred to. Indulges In a Uttla fling. I have no doubt ha Mashed while writing It. "We know that Mr. Hughes as governor of New Tork vetoed tha i-cent fare law." Governor Hughes' veto of the 1-cerft fare law was one of tha splended evldenoee that ha ' would ..tha tn rlirht than be noDular. The great and overshadowing lasua or tha coming campaign IS Amenoaniam Tha next president of tha United Btates must be an American In the nroaueai and best sense of the word. A man who knows enough to know that tha tradltlona .nd tha ideals of thla rapubllo cannot v separated: that one Is tha root, the other . hioaaom. Tha repubiicana ot mm eountry will demand aa their leader in this campaign a man who is neimer mollycoddle nor a militarist, a "'" who is made of neither sob atuff nor squib stuff. A man who haa given evi dence of hla alncarity of purpoee. of his .i-k f lustlca. of hia supreme In tegrity, of his lofty and fearleae char acter. A man whoae words and deeds v...i run true. A man whoae ..... niim ia unquestionable. Buch I. Charlee E. Hughes. And ba- ceuae of thla hla boom r!reeente tha v... of tha rank and fUa of tha republican party. It la beeauaa of thla sentiment that I haw -. --tA m. delegate. I believe Mnuhllcana will write UUl - name upon tha 'ballot. WILLIAM F. GUBLET. Khe Did you let papa win from you at poker, aa I told vou? Me Yea. and he anid that a dub who played eueh a poor same ah.mli n3ver marry hla daushtei never. Boaton Tian script. He (brutally I Women have no aenae f humor, anvhow. the polntedl) Oh. yea. they have The reai-on in. v Uon't laugh a; th funnv thlnsa tney aee la because they don't want to hurt the poor things' foeilng." Richmond Tlmes-blspstch. "Why didn't you Interfere when the cook chased the waiter with a cleaver and the waltreaa yelled murder?" "I thought It was an ordinary cabaret feature. 1 couldn't understand what the waltreaa waa veiling. I thought ahe was luteins." Louisville Courier-Journal. tEAR M. KAglBBLE, 1 AM A MAM 92 VfcTAfcS Ol ANt AM IH LCWE VJfTH A WOMAN OF 91" SHOULD 1 LEAD HER TO THE ALTAR P Tt$ BUT WATTY MOW e i r renins real monev In the box office la a real trick tt you can do It." Waihinston tar. Wife Iesr me. you sn never ind a thing without Hskin me a here It It-. How did you set along before you were married Hub Thlnsa stayed where they were put then. Indianapolis News. "I sea where they have be-n fighting nesr the atte of the Oarden of fcden." "Well, why not? Ian't that where sr. the trouble started?" Baltlmor j American. ON THE BEAT. "flklrte are pretty short." "Becm to be getting shorter, too. just gase down the avenue." "Hemtmls me of a street scene In a musical comedy when the merry vil lagers come on." Louisville Courier Journal. "Whst do yo' think o de new evangelist, ssh" "L'h-well. sah," replied square-headed old Brother Rataree. "he's plumb el'.er oulnt. and all dat. but 'stldder ureachln" Ooaoe he's trvln' to sell lots In de New Joruealem and collect de money In advance." Judge. Maude What makes you thliic his In tentions are serious? Mabel When he first began to eaTi re uned to talk about the boons I l;ka f.i read. Maude And now? Mabel Now he talks about tha thlnsa he likes to eat. Life. "Do you believe In realWm in tho theater?" "Yes. ' replied the manaser. i non ; care for It so much on the stage, iiit People and Events hla paid pi. for Osaafca. OMAHA. March XX-To the Editor of t. Rae: Referring to enclosed Clippings taken from The Bee relative to railway passenger discrimination against umw. i th. neonla of Omaha will stand to- (ether and be loyal to each other, and to Omaha at large, cutting out . i.i niatlnna and special fevore, the MntiiHi could be broken inslda of twenty-four houra. A. TRATNOR, J915 California Street Editorial Snapshots St. louis Republic. "Hopper" 0'I.eary. six feet In his hoae. Soliloquized thusly a package of woe): "Now take us poor coppers right here on th' beat For eight hours per Cully yeh, it s hard on th' feet; I watch all th traffic. 1 hnndle th crowd (Hes got the poor devils sufficiently cowed). "I know all th' reg lars, th' dip sn th hop. Th' fux!v old ladles, th' Chink an' th Wop, But b'lleve me, O, Stephen. Just lend me your ear. An' pipe th' dame comm' now ain't she a dear?" Slirhed "Hopper" the copper. fo I piped the fair dainiel (me and the cop ... While the croastown traffic was stalled for a block; "An up-to-date fairy," quoth "Hopper' to ire, "Lamp the flash Kelly O. Mother Ma- rhree! Lord help th' poor devil who footed th" bill. No wonder some fellas are lootln th till. She's makln' th' high sign ah, this Is th" life. What? Snfferln' Moses! The wren is muh wife!" Yelped "Hopper" the copper. "Lay off'n th' kid stuff," said "Hopper" next day, "I'm wise as a llama to what you will say, Don't pull th' old wheeies, I'm offn th stuff. An' can th" bum vodrlt your action la rourh; B'lleve me, old topper, no more for th llBhta. I m settln' old-fashioned I'm., goin' home nlchta. What's th' story book dote? A kiss at th dooi ? Say, tell me th' truth Is that done any more ?" Queried "Honper" the copper. inill!lIIIl!lllllI!1HUUIIU!!nnnni!!!in!!!!U!U!!!!!l!!!!!H;!n!n3SiT1 621 Residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel Astor during the past year.j EZ3 1 000 Rooms. 700 with Bath. A cuisine which has made the Astor New York's leading Banqueting place. Single Rooms, without bath, fixyo to $1- Double ... 3.00 to 4.00) -Single Rooms, with bath, 3.001a 6-oe Double ... 4.00 to 7.00 Parlor, Bedroom and bath, fiooo so i 14.00 . At Broadway, 44th to ajjth Streets the center of New York's social and business activities. In dose proximity to all railway terminals. mnnniunminniiuitiiituiiinniniiiiiiiiinuiuHiitiiiiin v ) TIMES SQUARE PAIN AND ITS RKLIEF By DR. E. L. ABOGADO Ours Is not a nation ot Btoles. Wa ara not indifferent to pain. We abhor It, Be tl ever ao slight, we fume and Irak until ws get rid of It, because It annoys ns it Interferes with our work and pleasure. , And 11 pain Is severe the pain of rheu matism, sciatica, neuralgia, gout or soma acute nerve derangement, wa are apt to regard It as sufficient excuse for a hurried call at the doctor's office. Ia the segregate, the American peopla probably suffer more annoying, useless pain than any other peopla on the taae ot tha earth. That la because ot she Intensity of our complex crvlllaaMon the strenaoelty of oar effort to secure dollars the rapidity ot our pace ku pursuit of pleasure Us Indulgence of our appetites. Bach, poor, saint, sinner, stray from tha straight, narrow path ot nawre's Immut able law, until Pain Is se universally pres ent, ao meoa of the time, that one ean scarcely find a hone, in any walk In life, an all this broad land, that Is unacquainted with pain. Fain Is so common that to see a frown, is to bring forth the question. Are yon la paint" Despite the almost universal prevalenoe of pain In Its various manifestations, it is a curious tact that some people dread to assume the raapanaibillty of attempting to relieve themselves of It, almost at much as they dread the pain Itself. How tostunete theresore It Is. that there Is a simple and sellable remedy, which. beoause of Us power to bring sure and speedy settaf ssom paen an anr form, mas- he termed a "pain speclaUiU" Ready to minister to the need of evass one who suffers pain, regardless ot Its pri mary causa, anti-kamnla tablets await your call at every drug store. The development of most diseases Is heralded by pain and fever and while In no sense a cure-all, antl-kamnia tablets are exceedingly useful In a large number ot diseases. That baeausa these tablets are quite ss effective at reduoars of fevsr as they ara as relievers ol. pain. Therefore, they have their use In any disease where pain or favar exist,' either together or separately. ' It Is gatlfying to note that prominent practitioners everywhere have prescribed anti-kamnla tablets with most satisfying results In tbe treatment of all kinds of . headache, solgralne, neuralgia, la grippe, and Its after-effects! as a sedative In Indi gestion, gastralgia, dyspepsia, hysteria, and Insomnias as an antipyretic Jn Intermit tent and malarial fevers and bronchitis and for the severe pains of toothache, iolatrca, rheumatism and gout. Tou know fall well when yon are In pain or when you feet feverish and It doesn't require a physicians'! advice to tall yon so nor Is a prescription needed to take anti-kamnla tablets. They may ba obtained In any quantity desired You'll find It no longer necessary to take your every ache and pain to a doctor, when yon have once learned of the quick relief afforded by anti-kamnla tablets, the pain specialists, at the corner drug store. A shipload of Scotch whisky direct from Glasgow reached New York safely and banished the danger of a Shortage In highball ammunition. Hoot, mon! Tennsylvania courts have knocked out the state law empowering Judges to send laiy husbands to the rock pile and their earning to tha wives. Tha action of tlio courts gives the afflicted wives the right temper for exclaiming, "It was too good to last." Divorce law as Interpreted In New Tork courts does not give a detached wife the privilege of chasing her detached husband into clubs so long aa ha forks over tha alimony. Accordingly, payment of tha pen alty of domeatlo liberty aafeguarda the pursuit of ex. elusive happiness. A bill taxing bachelors from tJ to IS a year made Its appearance In the Maryland legialature. Penalty for non-payment is work on public roads at tl a day. Tha Jocular lawmakers gave the lonesome a vocal dreaatng and then referred tha bill te tha Baltimore delegation comprising a majority ot bachelors. The Immigrant housing committee, which Is a part of the National Amertcanisatlon committee, at a meet ing In New Tork last week decided to offer prises for the best designs for a house for a family to Include twa bedrooms; for a house for a family and four lodg ers: for a boarding house for thirty lodgers, two to a room, and for a substitute for tha freight cars used to house construction sansa on railroad Tha committee I mow quickly In the ri'ht direction. Washington IVt: Congress becomes mora strongly inclined every day toward that Iowa law which doesn't permit a presidential tip. Bprtotfisld BepuWlcan: Ijoral option wins over stats prohibition In Vermont by the substantial majority of U.MS, which shows a growing feeling that homo rule la tha thing. Boston Transcript : Dealers predict that owing to the scarcity of leather ladles' ahoes are going up higher and higher this spring, but at that w don't expect them to reach tha hem of tha skirt. Brooklyn Eagle: Posterity In order that It may pay for tha extravagance of this generation must ba both sober and in dustrious. War and official waste are doing a lot to endow posterity with tha saving grace of poverty. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Canadian Justice has a good deal to recommend tt. At Windsor a dynamiter who. last aummer, tried to blow up aoma buildings, one an armory with several hundred men in It. was sentenced for Ufa, and the Judge aald ha saw no reason foe clemency because tha convicted man had failed to wipe out many live. Indianapolis Newt: Consider the poor packers and their burdens! Now comes the Chicago firm of Sulxberger ft Buns company with tha report of tha beat bual nesa In ita history, and net earnings last year of more than three and a halt times tha T per rent, dividend on preferred stock. 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