THE BBK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MARCH 23, 1916.
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An Impressive Object Leuon.
A very Interesting Illustration of one phsse
of popular government li afforded by the lint
of filings of aspirants for public office at pub
lished In The Dee. Thexe Include only those
the law require to be rrfade at the office of the
secretary of state, but in themselves make
most imposing array. If the full list of all who
hare filed with the county clerks throughout
the state were published at the same time,
most Impressive object lesson would be pre
sented. One of the principal results of the
primary election law has been to bring the
active candidates out Into the, open. It Is pot
at all likely that the law has Inspired a longinr
for office where it did not exist before, but
many who previously aspired to srve the peo
ple did not get very far when It came to facing
a convention. When the showing Is multiplied
by all the states In the union, some Idea of the
extent of the business of governing the country
may be acquired. Whether the world Is gov
erned too much doesn't matter In this connec
tion. The point Is that plenty of willing volun
teers will always be on hand, ready to under
I tr.ke the service of doing the governing.
Many Mysteries of Life
Can Be Solved by Man
Garrett F. ferrlss.
"Birds of a feather flock together." Watch
the grafters and fake reformers bitch up with
"Bob," the prince of fake reformers.
Kansas delegates to the Chicago convention
are unlnstructed, but most of them are out
spoken In their preference for Hughes. "Straws
point tb wind."
Residents of El Taso ran well forget the
annoyance of the campaign. Few towns on the
Texas map enjoy the favor of toots from Ga
briel's horn every morning.
Tbe naturalization fee graft Is Just as
odious as the Jail feeding graft. Both are tbe
same kind of a steal sought to be perpetrated
by greedy public officials under color of law.
One He Will Have to Take Back.
Throwing a bouquet at one of the candi
dates running for the nomination of governor
on the republican ticket In Nebraska, that dyed
In-tbe-wool democrat, Edgar Howard, lets this
slip out:
Isn't tt a shame that such a fine character should
be engaged In tha taak of trying to make poor peopla
pay more tariff on tha sugar they usa In coffee?
Well, here's one for Friend Edgar to take
back. The duty on augar whicli poor people
use In their coffee Is to stay by edict of the
democratic administration commanding repeal
of the act which would put It on the free list.
Every democrat on, the ways and means com
mittee voted for a protective sugar tariff ana
It went through the house almost unanimously.
No one knows better than Edgar, however, that
that does not necessarily mean that poor peo
ple will pay more for their sugar, for the tax
In levied only on that part of the home con
sumption which Is Imported, and our own stead
ily expanding beet sugar Industry Is now pro
ducing a large part of our supply. To paraphrase
the phrase, "Isn't it a shame that such a noble
democrat, as Edgar Howard Is, should have to
'fesa up to having gotten on the wrong track
on the free sugar question."
"Bob" Is busy trying to explain how pocket
ing that $6,000 of fee graft, In addition to bis
$4,000 salary as district clerk. Is the essence of
honesty, but It Is bard to make It go down with
honest people.
The remarkable ease with which tbe capital
of Montenegro was switched to Bordeaux sug
gests to Congressman Curry that his Milwau
kee move, with the "suds" blown off, may not be
as funny as It looks.
By all means, let us lift tbe railroad dis
crimination against Omaha as a stop-over point,
but let us also keep' on until we get a new
Union depot, so much needed to accommodate
passengers who stop over.
Congress at last moves toward national de
fense. From the mass of expert and Inexpert
testimony gathered In three months it should
be possible to chart the safe middle course be
' tween the Jingo and the pacifist.
When the Commercial club passed the
1,000-membershlp mark. It was some achieve
ment. When the 2,000-line, which seemed an
Impossibility then, Is a reality, as It will be this
year, another celebration will be due.'
The North and South Railway.
The long mooted project of a railway tc
cioss the North American continent from north
to south is again revived by an army officer.
His discussion turns on a point In connection
with the defense problem. Such a line will be
very useful, and almost Indispensable In con
nection with the guarding of the Panama canal.
and for strategical reasons will get much consta
eratlon. But It can be made of much greater
service' In other ways. 8uch a line will be a closer
link between the United States and the republics
of the south. It will not only facilitate communi
cation and develop commerce between the coun
tries It traverses, but It msy aid in settling
many questions that are now vexatious. Our
relations with our Central American neighbors
would be much more satisfactory If our contact
with them were a little closer, and tbe great
railroad proposed ought to be a factor in es-
tsblishtng the desired conditions.
Turkey's minister of war, Envers Pasha, has
a good start toward equaling the death record
of King Menellk. His latest "assassination"
originated in London, but he persists in llvng
and devising trouble for the enemies of Islam.
It Is plain that the taxpayers of Omaha are
not to be losers from the readvertlsing for bids
for furnishing auto fire equipment. Inci
dentally, remember that The Bee put In some"
effective strokes to prevent the questionable
deal being put across when it was attempted.
It turns out that William Grant Webster
who filed for president in the Minnesota repub
lican primaries, is entered here for vice presi
dent against our home aspirant. Now, we pro
test that this is a flagrant breach of the ethics
of tbe political game, as she Is supposed to be
played.
Unseemly haste marks tbe deliverance of
the New York World on the Issue of W. J.
Bryan's democracy. The World rules that Bryan
"was and is a populist." but does not give
proper weight to bis seal In bitching the family
to the public payroll, which is a pretty strong
brand of straight democracy in these days.
Secretary Pool's periscope got tbe right range.
' Another Railroad Mystery.
It has been well said that one advantage a
corporation enjoys is that it has neither soul to
sfive nor body to kick. When several of these
ctn conceal themselves behind another incor
poreal and still more diaphanous body, register
ing their will through a Joint agency they have
thus created, this advantage Is Immensely in
creased. Such a body is tbe Western Passenger
association, through whose operations the rail
roads entering Omaha have practiced discrim
ination against this city in the matter of rates
and stop-over privileges for many years. All
the lines entering Omaha are members of this
association, and as they constitute tbe leading
and most. influential part of Its membership,
the thought is natural that what they object tc
will not be permitted. It is reasonable, there
fore, to conclude that they willingly acquiesce
in the practices from which Omaha continually
suffers.
It Is not alone in passenger concessions that
Kansas City is favored to the disadvantage ot
Omaha. The Bee recently published a list of
freight rates, showing bow less ia charged for a
longer haul on grain that is diverted from the
local market to the favored one further down
tbe river. Tbe discrimination, so open and so
flagrant, has been rigorously but unavalllngly
protested against, until the railroads are forti
fied In it by tbe inaction of Omaha people.
Every railroad agent in Omaha will Join In
local complaints against an obvious injustice,
but not one will take steps to remedy it. It
gets back then merely to the question how long
Omaha will submit to the unfair treatment ac
corded it by tbe great railroad lines that con
verge here.
IN REMATtD to the life hletory of the earth qucs
tlona are Baked In letters whl h show that many
mlnda are attracted by thla subject. One wishes
to know whether man. having arrived at his preeent
state through many channel, has now reached the top
of his poealhle dn-elopment. or whether ha la not. In
soma unconscious way, being changed continuously
Another Inquires: "How did animal life come Into
existence? Where there any new species developed
In the Quaternary age. and ara there, or cnuld there
be, new species developed In this or a future as.e?"
First, the capital feature of man Is his brain, and
this has manifestly been growing to relative alxe and
complexity of organization for tens of thousands, and
probably hundreds of thousanda. ot years. Whether
wa assume that the mind Is simply a manifestation
of the activity of tha brain, or that the brain Is only
an Inatrument of tha mind, tha final result Is the ssme
as far as tha development of man's physical form U
concerned.
With a better brain mora mental power can be
exerclaed. On the other hand, the mind. If It be lomo
thlng acting upon and through the brain, may pro
duce superior organisation and stimulate growth and
development In tha brain cells by long-continued ac
tion. For ages It has been shaping and Improving Its
tool, and. while the brain la the seat of mental ac
tlon, It Is not tha only part of man's body that Is
affected and modified by tha activity of tha mind.
Ills features, his limbs, his muscles, bis nerves, hit
vital functions, all are subject to mental Influence.
A high Intelligence shows In tha face. Wa do not
know how Shakespeare looked, for there Is no au
thentic likeness of him In existence, but we are mor
ally certain that ha did not look Ilka a brute or a
thief or a murderer That certainty Is baaed upon uni
versal experience. It raqulree some skill to read tha
'mind's construction In tha face." but It can, in
a large sense, be dona. There can be no question that
tha general appearance of tha human race, aa civili
sation and Intelligence have advanced, has changed
for the bettor. Exceptions do not alter tha rule. Back,
slldlnga do not arrest the general advance; but the
latter la. by Its very nature, slow. Wa are, consciously
or unconsciously, chsnglng In looks and form as well
as in character, and tha change la upward. Man In
tha future will be a nobler being physically and men
tally than ha Is today. Wa have no means ot fixing
a limit to his possibilities of progress.
Second, we cannot tell how animal Ufa, or, for that
matter, vegetable life came Into existence. But it is
a subject that has led to many fascinating specula
tions. It has been sssumed, for instance, that tha
first germs of life are ultra mlscroscoplc, I. a., too
minute to be seen and studied by any Instrument of
science, and thus tha beginnings of Ufa seems to us
miraculous, though in reality it may be the result of
chemical and physical operations no more mysterious
than any other operation of nature.
Home have assumed that life was started from an
original germ by a speclsl effort of creative power,
and after that was left to natural development In
accordance with the needs of Ita environment. We lo
find from tha study of the rocks that tha earliest Ufa
forma were comparatively very simple, and that tha
higher and mora complex forms have appeared grad
ually, and apparently always by evolution or develop
ment, from preceding forms. At tha present time we
know of no Ufa which does not spring from previ
ously existing Ufa. In other words, wa find no
creation of absolutely new life In any form. Tet some.
Ilka Dr. Bastlan, think that Ufa la actually developing
anew now. Just aa It has dona In tha past, but that,
as above aald, Ita elements ara below tha range of mi
croscopic vision and of chemical experiment
New species have been coming Into axlstanca every
geologlo age, but always, aa far as wa can sat. as a
result of changes and modifications In older ones.
Many species have gone out of existence entirely..
Changea of climate, etc, have been powerful factors
In altering tha forma of Ufa. Wa can watch that
process going on under tha Influence of changes pro
duced by ourselves.
If wa cannot produce absolutely naw species by our
Interference, we can produce many naw varieties, and
by Intermixture many extraordinary forma. Look at
what Luther Burba nk has effected In thla way. Ha
has found that there la, so to speak, an underworld of
undeveloped or forgotten forms and tendenclea In tha
Ufa forces of. thla globe, which can be brought out In
what seems Ilka new creations of beauty and useful
ness. Ha does not pretend to create new forma of
plants, but ha finds that ha can manipulate old forma
and bring about naw combinations and encourage hid
den or suppressed tendencies, so that with sufficient
ttma and effort. It might be possible to reclothe the
earth with a garment of vegetation far mora splen
did than any It haa yet worn.
BREEZY TRIFLES.
Twice Told Tales
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
Compiled fress Baa ruea.
Mary Anderson concluded her Omaha engagement
with a performance of "As Von Uke It," In which
an appeared as Iloaallnd, and went on to Denver aa
the next stop In her Itinerary.
Tha Omaha Uas company lias secured a ttino
tary order on tha city council, accompanying the
notice with an announcement of a m-w plica schedule
of 13 per 1.0U0 cubic feet, with a discount of per
cent on bills paid within ten days, making It tl.TS per
1,'JuO net to tha consumer.
The vestrymen of Trinity cathedral have decided
to call Rv. A. U Little of Portland, Me., to fill tha
place left vacant by the departure of Dvan Millapaiigh.
Hon. James L Mead of I-aimlng. Mich., la vis
iting bis brother, Frank U. k.ed. at 103 Douglas
street.
Charles II. Pickens of Paxton at Co. left on aa
tx landed pleasure trip through Colorado, ft ah and
California,
John, Eylcr. city passenger agent of tha Burling
Ion, accompanied by his wife, haa gone to Xenla. O ,
to attend tba funeral of a brother.
After a pleasant visit with Omaha friend. Mabla
Pylveatcr baa gone on to San Francisco.
Market baaket reports quote the beat ruts of
sltioin at IS cents a pound and best cresmtry butter
at 30 c-nts, wita ess at !" ceola a dosen.
British troops are reported to have routed
the followers of the Senussl prophet, scattering
them among the sand dunes of the 8ahara. The
result is disappointing, inasmuch as the failure
to rapture the prophet deprives England's
prophecy department of tbe services of an expert.
It Is grstifylng to receive assurances from
the Mexican commander at Juaret, General
Gabriel Gavlra, that "the crisis is past" and that
"fear ot trouble" growing out ot the chase of
Villa is over The fact that Gavlra Is able to sit
up and issue a manifesto shows he is recover
ing from the fright.
A military expert is convinced that Turkey
is bound to lose, no matter how the war ends.
The same nay be said of every nation engaged
lu the struggle. With mountainous debts pil
ing up, "breaking even" Is a practical impossi
bility.
It Is gathered from Hiram Maxim's syndi
cried remarks on the subject that government
manufacture of munitions would be "colossal
folly," nothing less. This makes the munitions
tote unan'iuously against the government.
How It Heppese4.
"Do you think any girl aver proposed In leap year,
aa they aay, Jessie?" ha asked
"Not unlaaa she waa obliged to," answered the
maiden.
"Mm I I never thought of that," ha said, after a
pause.
"But, George." aha aald. laying her hand affection
ately on his arm arid looking up Into his ayes; "you,
I am sura, will never force me to that humiliation."
"No er that is to say of course not I-"
i The tea waa broken and three minutes later there
waa a Job In prospect for tha parson. Beston Tran
script. His laforaaatloa.
When illicit distilling was common la Ireland there
waa an old man who went about tha eountry repairing
whlaky pots. The gauger mat htm one day and askod
him what ha would take to Inform htm (tha gauger)
where ha repaired tba last whisky pot.
"Oh," said tha old man, "I'll Just take half a
crown.
"Done!" retorted tha ganger. "Hare's your money.
but be careful to tell ma tha truth."
"Och, I'll tell you no ha, sir. I Just mended tha lat
whisky pot where tha hole waa." Naw Tork Tltnea,
llnekfa Wke Is Hef
O.M4HA. March 12 To the Editor of
The Hee: The local democratic paper has
an editorial undrr the caption. "The
Hushes Doom," that naively Inqulrea.
Huk1ic who Is he?" and auggesta that
while Mr. Roaewater and "other stand-
pat politicians, whose ways ara dvlous.
are busy endeavoring to Inflate tha
Hushes boom, won't some of them please
tell us what the boom represents."
Disclaiming entirely that I am a stand-
pat politician, whose ways are devious.
or. Inde'l. that 1 am a atandnatter at all.
In the Invidious acnae which thia edi
torial Implies, aa She first candidate for
delegate to the republican national con
vention from this state to announce my
solf for Hughes for president. I am
pleased td have an opportunity to answer
this solicitous Inquiry as to who la
Hughes and what does his boom repre
sent.
It Is but a little mote than ten year
sjro that Charles E. Hughes sprang Into
national prominence by his materful con
duct as special counsel of the Investiga
tion carried on by the Armstrong Insur
ance committee In tha atata of .New
Tork. Hia pitlleaa expoaure ot the ruth
lesa manipulation of the people'a millions;
his fearless pursuit of the high priests of
graft In the tnnr temple of' tha Insur
ance sanctuary, made strong appeal to
both the Imagination and tha conscience
of the American people. He drove the
money changers from tha temple, and
since that hour every American home
where tha thrift and prudence of tha
bread winner haa made provision against
his last hour la more secure. From that
day tha manhood and tha integrity of
Charles E. Hughes became a matter ot
nation-wide knowledge.
Immediately following his service with
the Armstrong committee, the . govern
ment of tha t'nlted States sought and
obtained hla asaiatanoe as a special aid
to tha attorney general of the United
States to Investigate tha coal situation,
a matter of great moment to tha Amer
ican people, In which ha rendered signal
service.
A governor of tha great atata of Naw
Tork he established a record for ability,
integrity and independence not equaled
since the days of Drover Cleveland.
In tha campaign of 1MB ha took tha
stump for tha republican ticket, and
hla triumphs! tour acroae tha eountry and
through the great west Is not yet for
gotten. Tha people of thia country
thronged by thousands to hear tha man
with whose splended achievements they
were familiar. It Is today a matter of
common consent, wherever two or more
republlcane ara gathered together, that
In his presentation of the great national
issues in that campaign Charles E.
Hughes towered high above all our party
leadera.
It was then that the virile personality
of tha man, hla splendid Americanism.
Impressed themselves upon tha repub
llcane of this country. Wa are told
"Naw occasions have made naw dutlea
In tha political world, and aa to not one
of those duties does the publlo know
how Hughes Interprets them," and then.
Mr. Editor, referred to. Indulges In a
Uttla fling. I have no doubt ha Mashed
while writing It. "We know that Mr.
Hughes as governor of New Tork vetoed
tha i-cent fare law." Governor Hughes'
veto of the 1-cerft fare law was one of
tha splended evldenoee that ha ' would
..tha tn rlirht than be noDular.
The great and overshadowing lasua or
tha coming campaign IS Amenoaniam
Tha next president of tha United Btates
must be an American In the nroaueai
and best sense of the word. A man who
knows enough to know that tha tradltlona
.nd tha ideals of thla rapubllo cannot v
separated: that one Is tha root, the other
. hioaaom. Tha repubiicana ot mm
eountry will demand aa their leader in
this campaign a man who is neimer
mollycoddle nor a militarist, a "'"
who is made of neither sob atuff nor
squib stuff. A man who haa given evi
dence of hla alncarity of purpoee. of his
.i-k f lustlca. of hia supreme In
tegrity, of his lofty and fearleae char
acter. A man whoae words and deeds
v...i run true. A man whoae
..... niim ia unquestionable. Buch
I. Charlee E. Hughes. And ba-
ceuae of thla hla boom r!reeente tha
v... of tha rank and fUa of tha
republican party. It la beeauaa of thla
sentiment that I haw
-. --tA m. delegate. I believe
Mnuhllcana will write
UUl -
name upon tha 'ballot.
WILLIAM F. GUBLET.
Khe Did you let papa win from you at
poker, aa I told vou?
Me Yea. and he anid that a dub who
played eueh a poor same ah.mli n3ver
marry hla daushtei never. Boaton Tian
script. He (brutally I Women have no aenae f
humor, anvhow.
the polntedl) Oh. yea. they have
The reai-on in. v Uon't laugh a; th funnv
thlnsa tney aee la because they don't
want to hurt the poor things' foeilng."
Richmond Tlmes-blspstch.
"Why didn't you Interfere when the
cook chased the waiter with a cleaver
and the waltreaa yelled murder?"
"I thought It was an ordinary cabaret
feature. 1 couldn't understand what the
waltreaa waa veiling. I thought ahe was
luteins." Louisville Courier-Journal.
tEAR M. KAglBBLE,
1 AM A MAM 92 VfcTAfcS Ol
ANt AM IH LCWE VJfTH A WOMAN
OF 91" SHOULD 1 LEAD
HER TO THE ALTAR P
Tt$ BUT WATTY MOW
e i r
renins real monev In the box office la a
real trick tt you can do It." Waihinston
tar.
Wife Iesr me. you sn never ind a
thing without Hskin me a here It It-.
How did you set along before you were
married
Hub Thlnsa stayed where they were
put then. Indianapolis News.
"I sea where they have be-n fighting
nesr the atte of the Oarden of fcden."
"Well, why not? Ian't that where sr.
the trouble started?" Baltlmor j American.
ON THE BEAT.
"flklrte are pretty short."
"Becm to be getting shorter, too. just
gase down the avenue."
"Hemtmls me of a street scene In a
musical comedy when the merry vil
lagers come on." Louisville Courier
Journal. "Whst do yo' think o de new evangelist,
ssh"
"L'h-well. sah," replied square-headed
old Brother Rataree. "he's plumb el'.er
oulnt. and all dat. but 'stldder ureachln"
Ooaoe he's trvln' to sell lots In de
New Joruealem and collect de money In
advance." Judge.
Maude What makes you thliic his In
tentions are serious?
Mabel When he first began to eaTi re
uned to talk about the boons I l;ka f.i
read.
Maude And now?
Mabel Now he talks about tha thlnsa
he likes to eat. Life.
"Do you believe In realWm in tho
theater?"
"Yes. ' replied the manaser. i non ;
care for It so much on the stage, iiit
People and Events
hla
paid pi. for Osaafca.
OMAHA. March XX-To the Editor of
t. Rae: Referring to enclosed Clippings
taken from The Bee relative to railway
passenger discrimination against umw.
i th. neonla of Omaha will stand to-
(ether and be loyal to each other, and
to Omaha at large, cutting out .
i.i niatlnna and special fevore, the
MntiiHi could be broken inslda of
twenty-four houra. A. TRATNOR,
J915 California Street
Editorial Snapshots
St. louis Republic.
"Hopper" 0'I.eary. six feet In his hoae.
Soliloquized thusly a package of woe):
"Now take us poor coppers right here on
th' beat
For eight hours per Cully yeh, it s hard
on th' feet;
I watch all th traffic. 1 hnndle th crowd
(Hes got the poor devils sufficiently
cowed).
"I know all th' reg lars, th' dip sn th
hop.
Th' fux!v old ladles, th' Chink an' th
Wop,
But b'lleve me, O, Stephen. Just lend me
your ear.
An' pipe th' dame comm' now ain't she a
dear?"
Slirhed "Hopper" the copper.
fo I piped the fair dainiel (me and the
cop ...
While the croastown traffic was stalled
for a block;
"An up-to-date fairy," quoth "Hopper'
to ire,
"Lamp the flash Kelly O. Mother Ma-
rhree!
Lord help th' poor devil who footed th"
bill.
No wonder some fellas are lootln th till.
She's makln' th' high sign ah, this Is th"
life.
What? Snfferln' Moses! The wren is
muh wife!"
Yelped "Hopper" the copper.
"Lay off'n th' kid stuff," said "Hopper"
next day,
"I'm wise as a llama to what you will
say,
Don't pull th' old wheeies, I'm offn th
stuff.
An' can th" bum vodrlt your action la
rourh;
B'lleve me, old topper, no more for th
llBhta.
I m settln' old-fashioned I'm., goin'
home nlchta.
What's th' story book dote? A kiss at th
dooi ?
Say, tell me th' truth Is that done any
more ?"
Queried "Honper" the copper.
inill!lIIIl!lllllI!1HUUIIU!!nnnni!!!in!!!!U!U!!!!!l!!!!!H;!n!n3SiT1
621 Residents of Nebraska
registered at Hotel Astor
during the past year.j
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1 000 Rooms. 700 with Bath.
A cuisine which has made
the Astor New York's leading
Banqueting place.
Single Rooms, without bath, fixyo to $1-
Double ... 3.00 to 4.00) -Single
Rooms, with bath, 3.001a 6-oe
Double ... 4.00 to 7.00
Parlor, Bedroom and bath, fiooo so i 14.00 .
At Broadway, 44th to ajjth Streets the center of New York's social
and business activities. In dose proximity to all railway terminals.
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PAIN AND ITS RKLIEF
By DR. E. L. ABOGADO
Ours Is not a nation ot Btoles. Wa ara
not indifferent to pain. We abhor It, Be
tl ever ao slight, we fume and Irak until
ws get rid of It, because It annoys ns it
Interferes with our work and pleasure. ,
And 11 pain Is severe the pain of rheu
matism, sciatica, neuralgia, gout or soma
acute nerve derangement, wa are apt to
regard It as sufficient excuse for a hurried
call at the doctor's office.
Ia the segregate, the American peopla
probably suffer more annoying, useless
pain than any other peopla on the taae ot
tha earth.
That la because ot she Intensity of our
complex crvlllaaMon the strenaoelty of
oar effort to secure dollars the rapidity
ot our pace ku pursuit of pleasure Us
Indulgence of our appetites.
Bach, poor, saint, sinner, stray from tha
straight, narrow path ot nawre's Immut
able law, until Pain Is se universally pres
ent, ao meoa of the time, that one ean
scarcely find a hone, in any walk In life,
an all this broad land, that Is unacquainted
with pain. Fain Is so common that to see
a frown, is to bring forth the question.
Are yon la paint"
Despite the almost universal prevalenoe
of pain In Its various manifestations, it is
a curious tact that some people dread to
assume the raapanaibillty of attempting to
relieve themselves of It, almost at much
as they dread the pain Itself.
How tostunete theresore It Is. that there
Is a simple and sellable remedy, which.
beoause of Us power to bring sure and
speedy settaf ssom paen an anr form, mas-
he termed a "pain speclaUiU"
Ready to minister to the need of evass
one who suffers pain, regardless ot Its pri
mary causa, anti-kamnla tablets await your
call at every drug store.
The development of most diseases Is
heralded by pain and fever and while In
no sense a cure-all, antl-kamnia tablets
are exceedingly useful In a large number
ot diseases.
That baeausa these tablets are quite
ss effective at reduoars of fevsr as they
ara as relievers ol. pain.
Therefore, they have their use In any
disease where pain or favar exist,' either
together or separately.
' It Is gatlfying to note that prominent
practitioners everywhere have prescribed
anti-kamnla tablets with most satisfying
results In tbe treatment of all kinds of .
headache, solgralne, neuralgia, la grippe,
and Its after-effects! as a sedative In Indi
gestion, gastralgia, dyspepsia, hysteria, and
Insomnias as an antipyretic Jn Intermit
tent and malarial fevers and bronchitis
and for the severe pains of toothache,
iolatrca, rheumatism and gout.
Tou know fall well when yon are In
pain or when you feet feverish and It
doesn't require a physicians'! advice to tall
yon so nor Is a prescription needed to
take anti-kamnla tablets. They may ba
obtained In any quantity desired
You'll find It no longer necessary to
take your every ache and pain to a doctor,
when yon have once learned of the quick
relief afforded by anti-kamnla tablets, the
pain specialists, at the corner drug store.
A shipload of Scotch whisky direct from Glasgow
reached New York safely and banished the danger of
a Shortage In highball ammunition. Hoot, mon!
Tennsylvania courts have knocked out the state law
empowering Judges to send laiy husbands to the rock
pile and their earning to tha wives. Tha action of tlio
courts gives the afflicted wives the right temper for
exclaiming, "It was too good to last."
Divorce law as Interpreted In New Tork courts
does not give a detached wife the privilege of chasing
her detached husband into clubs so long aa ha forks
over tha alimony. Accordingly, payment of tha pen
alty of domeatlo liberty aafeguarda the pursuit of ex.
elusive happiness.
A bill taxing bachelors from tJ to IS a year made
Its appearance In the Maryland legialature. Penalty
for non-payment is work on public roads at tl a day.
Tha Jocular lawmakers gave the lonesome a vocal
dreaatng and then referred tha bill te tha Baltimore
delegation comprising a majority ot bachelors.
The Immigrant housing committee, which Is a part
of the National Amertcanisatlon committee, at a meet
ing In New Tork last week decided to offer prises for
the best designs for a house for a family to Include
twa bedrooms; for a house for a family and four lodg
ers: for a boarding house for thirty lodgers, two to a
room, and for a substitute for tha freight cars used to
house construction sansa on railroad Tha committee
I mow quickly In the ri'ht direction.
Washington IVt: Congress becomes
mora strongly inclined every day toward
that Iowa law which doesn't permit a
presidential tip.
Bprtotfisld BepuWlcan: Ijoral option
wins over stats prohibition In Vermont
by the substantial majority of U.MS, which
shows a growing feeling that homo rule
la tha thing.
Boston Transcript : Dealers predict that
owing to the scarcity of leather ladles'
ahoes are going up higher and higher
this spring, but at that w don't expect
them to reach tha hem of tha skirt.
Brooklyn Eagle: Posterity In order that
It may pay for tha extravagance of this
generation must ba both sober and in
dustrious. War and official waste are
doing a lot to endow posterity with tha
saving grace of poverty.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Canadian Justice
has a good deal to recommend tt. At
Windsor a dynamiter who. last aummer,
tried to blow up aoma buildings, one
an armory with several hundred men in
It. was sentenced for Ufa, and the
Judge aald ha saw no reason foe clemency
because tha convicted man had failed
to wipe out many live.
Indianapolis Newt: Consider the poor
packers and their burdens! Now comes
the Chicago firm of Sulxberger ft Buns
company with tha report of tha beat bual
nesa In ita history, and net earnings last
year of more than three and a halt
times tha T per rent, dividend on preferred
stock. Conditions like this encouragingly
Indicate that it a sufficient increase In
price can ba established a fair return
on the Investment will b possible.
is an aid to digestion and is especiallj appreciated in
springtime. The hops employed In its manufacture are
of tbe finest quality and act as a onic.
Save Coupons and Got Premium
Phone Douglas 1889 and have a case sent home.
Luxus Mercantile Company,
Distributors. t
Persistence is the cardinal vir
tue in advertising; no matter
how good advertising may be
in other respects, it must be
run frequently and constant
ly to be really succcessful.
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