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THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JULY 2, 1914. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Tho Deo Publishing Company. Proprietor. PES hUILDINO. FARNAM AND SEVKNTEKNTlt. Rntertd at Omaha postofflce aa aecondclas matter. TERMS OP BUBSCItlPTION. Hy carrier ny mall per month. per yrar. Latly and Sunday c IS.uo Dally without Sunday,...' c 4.W Kventng and Sunday ..40c... 6.M Evening without Sunday JGo 4.00 Sunday Dee only.. 20c 2.00 Send notice of change of address or complaint of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Gee, Circulation Department. REMITTANCE, nemlt by draft, express or postal order. Only two rnt stamps received In payment of small ac counts. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha-The Dee Building. South Omaha aiS N street. Counrll BIuffs-H North Main street. I.lncoln-TS Little Building. Chlcago-Ml Hearst Building. New Tork Room HM, 2S6 Fifth avenue. Rt Lou Is-KB New Bank of Commerce. Vashlngton-7S Fourteenth 8t, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE, Address communications relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, tutorial Department. . 54,751 MAY cntCCLATION. State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly aworn. says that average dally circulation for tho month of May. 1JX4, was 54.761. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. .t?u2?rl?e1 ,n presence and sworn to beforo me this 8th day of Jun 1014 ROBERT I1TJNTER. Notary Public. Subscribers leaving clio city ' temporarily should havo The Be mailed to them. Ad dress will bo changed as often as requested. Better lock up thoso unloaded old' pistols Just to bo on the aTH aide. Perhaps Boulhern Europe Is trying to.mnko Uncle Sam fprgot his Mexican grloff . Tho women ougliLto quit gbfng to the White Houso to tantnllro tho prosldent tliat way. Wo regret to report that Colonel Matter's typewriter Is not living up to Its reputation. Lot the Fourth of July festivities proceed! Our Congressman Lobeck Is again In our midst. Tho colonel moans only that ho prefers "Boss" PHnn to "Hobr" Ponrosc, and "Boss" Perkins to "Boss" Barnes. St, Louis has adopted a now homo rule char ter after having onco rejected It. Omaha will have a home rulo charter some day. In tho meantime, Oovernor Morohond is Just sawjng wood and hoping tho pooplo vlll forgot his repudiated plcdgo not to run again. Many shingle mills out In Washington have tlosod down. Somcono Bhould do something to titop this psychology from oprendlng. And mothers, rernembor how nice It lsvtp liavo JIttle boys with ten good toes and ton good fingers and nil other parts of tho anatomy In tact. . Who is It that profits by laws that befog. I he law and who is It that sees that such laws get upon tho statute books? Not the unlearned layman. Why should a great bribery sleuth, eager to tell all," forfeit a $ 5,000 bond In order to got awcy from tolling anything? If Innocent, why run away? Tho medlajorn can tal:0 a recess without first gotting permission from tho Whlto House, wherein the mediators have an advantage over lomo others, Tho old-fashioned boy who used to peel off the slippery elm and slide It Into his mouth ought to bo ablo to handle n dish of spaghetti after tho most approved fashion. Francis Joseph ascended tho throne at tho age of 18, whon tho throne was tottering Though a Btrong monarch, ho ntlll finds his throne none too secure after stxty-slx years of remarkable rulo. Girls Sav Wheut Crop-Headline, Three daughters, of a farmer got out and' shock tho grain, Just as farmers' daughters havo dono thousands, of times la the past, but this occurred In Kansas, henco the advertising. Our Nebraska , nonpartisan election .law leaves Judgeship candidates an extra throe weeks to sprout as compared with candidates for the other offlceB. Presumably the dls pensera of Justice are expected to move slowly, The Houston Post finds Itself whooping 'or up for Tom Ball, prohibitionist candidate for governor of Texas, who also happens to be known aa the railroad candidate. But it is nice to know that the Post has mounted tho water wagon for the moment. Two new engine houses are to be built, ono at th. sou beast corner of Eleventh and Dorcas street. 1 no T by th mother some where near the head of St. Mary', avenue as soon as a site can be acquired. The English Lutheran church gave a young pco. I'h ntefu?rnt ,n ,u lecture - : brirht x. hprof MU. Margie Ham. bright, the Miss Roeder, Mis. L1m Lelsenrlng. MU. Nettle Baker. Mr. Rush. Oscar Goodman and Jtev. I B. Detweller. The first iron post In the Paxton building corner Fifteenth and Farnara streets was placed In position ooay 8. R. Callaway entered upon hi. dutle. as assistant .o President Adams fef (he Union Pacific. Thomas Swobe and wife returned from Cherokee Springs, la., where lie" had gone for the benefit of hi. health. Here are some Fourth of July engagements of Omaha orators: John U Webster at Grand Island! v- W Brenrldge at Albion; W. V. Ourley at Aui burn; JuIluS 8. Cooley at Cedar Creek. Mr. and Mnt ' Thalmesalnge'r or New York are Is ting their daughter,' Mrs, A'dolpb Meyer.' The Platform Excuse. Tho president's position on woman suffrage certainly would appear stronger If based simply on tho assertion that ho regards suffrage as a stato Issue than by continuing to clto the silence of the democratic platform on the subject. Again ho tells a deputation of women that, as chief executive and head of a great party, he must decline to favor their proposed constitu tional amendment "because tho suffrage Issue was not mentioned in the Baltlmoro platform." Of course the women aro not impressed with such roasonlng, neither is tho country, regard loss of 1U view of woman suffrage especially In vlow of tho president's so recont repudiation of his party platform on tho canal tolls question. Wc favor the exemption from toll of American sl'ilps engaged In coastwise trade passing through tlra canal. That is what tho platform says, yet President Wilson went before congress with a most Im passioned plea urging ropcal of tho exemption clauso in tho canal act In complete disregard of tho party' plcdgo upon 'which ho and every democratic mombor of congress had been elected. With duo respect to tho president, both In his official and prlvato capacities, tho country Is apt to attach little importance from now on to any claim baaed upon a platform, obligation. "In the Cause of True Reform." Hero comes our old friend, the official call for tho state convention of tho people's Inde pendent party of Nebraska, which Is to meet by Its duly chosen delegates for tho purpose of adopting a platform of principles, electing a now stato commlttoo, and transacting such other business as may regularly bo brought beforo It. And for this convention an apportionment ot delegates Is made upon some peculiar basis that calls upon Douglas county to send 131 popu lists to tho conclave. . Whore, oh, whore will 131 populism be drummed up in Douglas county to perform this responsible duty? Omnha and South Omaha furnish seven eighths of tho voters ot Douglas county, and In tho sorting out of thq now registration lists, populists wero so few and far between that they Woro not oven enumerated separately, but wore bunched In tho scattering column hoaded "Independent and No Answor." Thero are not 131 ..registered mombors of tho pcoplo's Inde pendent party In Douglas county, nor 100, nor oven 31. Somebody, however, will appoint him self to go to Hastings and answor tho roll call, and voto hlniBClf 131 times. And this porfonnanco is to bo pulled off "in the cauBe of truo reform!" Future of Water Power. Hydro-electric development Is advancing so rapidly as to mnko quite clear tho fact that this 1h tho coming power in our country.. Secre tary Lane of tho Interjor department says that within n generation wntor powor will bo tho richest asset of the" United Statos and tho atato mont in easy to bellevo, for In tlmo supplies of coal, oil and natural gas ns fuel will be bo de pleted as to mako them rather too nrocloun for industrial purposes. But tho sunnlv of wntnr ,1s lnqxhaustlulo. Rivers and other groat bodies havo been har nessed and put to work propelling Industrial nnu Borvico plants on a gigantic ecalo and yet it Is Bald that only ono-fourth of all our wntr powor capable cf economic development has boon thus omployed. Thoro Is scarcely a sec tion of tho country, but has such tindovoloped icsoiirces. Indeed, expert vonturo to 'esti mate tho total water power at present devel oped at only about 0,000,000 horso powor, while placing tho minimum potential water powor of tho country at 32,000 horso power. Tho Chicago Horahl Is responsible for tho statement that this Is exactly tho power now required to operate thq public service utilities and tho In dustrlal ontorprlaoa of tho United States, ex cepting Btoam railroads and vessels. With thoso facts in mind, together with the lmmoneo industrial development constantly In progress, tho future of water powor looms up Hlmply aa a monstrous possibility, awny beyond any definite comprohonslon, Toorlng into tho future fifty yoara henco, Beers profess to sea homes heated and meals cooked by currents gen erated by water power, a bcuUIq of coal having uttninod n price equal to ono day's wages of tho avorago man. At any rate, with tho certain demand and opportunity for hydro-electric dc elopment, the country can hardly afford to delay longer than Is necessary tho taming of a slnglo waterfall, stream or torrent. Let the Publio Come First. Secretary Wilson of tho Department of Labor says ho la oppoHod to compulsory arbitration of Btrlkos bocaUBo uch Issues should bo worked out by both sides mutually, "otherwise one or the other is always dissatisfied." But why not havo mutual agroement under stress of final resort to compulsory arbitra tion? Certainly that Is to bo contemplated as n vital part of tho results. But. nnvwav. Secretary Wilson seems to tako a short-sighted j view, lorgetting that tho public, as tho third party, Is always a chief clement ot considera tion In a Btrlko and its adjustment, Just as it is invariably tho chief sufferer. Tho employe and employer nro parts of tho public, of course, and havo their separate as well as common rights and interests, but no right that Is para mount to thoso of tho others. The whole Is greater than any of Its parts, runs tho old rulo In geometry, which applies with force hero, and tho "Q. E. D." follows with the clearest kind of logic. Tho fallacy of the strike as an Instrument of Industrial warfare In the way wo go at settling most strikes la that the biggest lntorest Is made sub ordinate to tho lesser interests. Omaha now has a new outo chauffeur li censing board with a fee graft on the side. Wo presume tho excuse will bo offered that it Is only a llttlo graft. As If that wre not pre cisely the way all the big grafts had their startl But oven with all the figure that "big busi ness" cuts In tho Mexican situation, despotic land laws, peonage and other questions still lie close to the root of the trouble, and should not be lost from sight. Perhaps tho mistake has been In not com pelling pedestrians to carry horns and lights for the protection of autolsts. And some are pretty wH lit tin. at that a Brief contributions oa timely topics lnrlUd. The Bee assumes no rtep.cnsfbUlty for opinion, of correspondent. AH letter, sub ject te condensation by editor. A tn 1'nrty Nnmes. NORTH IOL'P, Neb., July l.-To the Editor of The Bee: The people of Ne braska and especially many politicians probably have not thought of how poli tical parties aro to be arranged this 7er if the secretary ot state is to follow tno law. In tho Stato Journal of May IS, 1914, Chairman Kppcrson is reported to have said. The executive Rtato officers who were republicans In 1312 were also candidates of the progressive party and In the counting of votes the officers did not separate the republican votes .from the progressive votes. Hectlon 21G? of tho revised statutes reads: Division of Party ITso of Party Nnm In case of a division of any party, the secretary of stato shall give the prefer ence of party name to the convention held at tho time and place designated In tho call of the regularly constituted party authorities. Section 21(9 reads: Same Name of New Party Such con vention shall adopt a party name, but tho namo of nny old political party or any word forming any part of such name shall not be adopted. Now, considering the fact that we have a political party by the name "republi can" and another by the name "progres sive," the first headed by tho "regularly constituted party authorities," Mr. Currlo and tho second headed by tho "regularly constituted party authorities," Mr. Ep person, It would seem Improbable that Mr. Carrlck's party should adopt ttio name "progressive." The law specifically states that a new party cannot adopt the namo of "any old political party." The law does not mao It possible for a new party to use an old name, even though tho old party Is -out of existence and since many filings have been made with the secretary of stato under the tmrno "progressive," we would Infer that If tho Currie and Ep person committees amalgamate (not fuse) that the "progressive" must be placed under tho' party designation fixed hy thoso committees which would bo "re publican" or "republican and progressive." If tho bull rnooso wants to form a sep arate 'organization apart from tho Ep porson commlttoo their only hope, under the law, would scorn to require a new name. This will glvo a single primary ballot for all filings under the namo "rc publcan" and "progressive." Fortunately the law Is very clear on this point and it was probably made so through tho long continued controversy between tho populist und democratic parties. But It in the law, nevertheless, and "oVery doy has his day," as Mr. Roosevelt used to say, Tho Currlo and Dppereon commit tees should amalgamate. WALTER JOHNSON. Show Day, PORT CALHOUN, Neb., July 1. To tho Editor ot Tho Bco: The season for tho circus and red lemonade is now on. It Is a gladsomo time for tho young folks, always anxious to see the elephant. Then .we have tho parents who may ba of a religious turn nt mind, who "Just go to tako tho children." Oreat are tho lessons that can be learned Iti natural history In a properly conducted show with a menagerie at tached. It brings the picture story to the mind In reality, and u hiding behind tho tlmoworn excuso Is unnecessary. Not many moons ago r circus visited a nolghboring town. Tho parado lelng. rather unpretentious tho show was of a similar nature. Among the attractions they had a Hide show. All "well rcgu latod" circuses have a side show, and many people go to a sldo show for the simple reason It is cheap. Hero, a negro minstrel band was furnishing great music. The wheel of fortune was prominent You could spend 25 cent, and win a "V," may bo. Tho "for men only" portion of the tent was also In ovldence. "Boys under 18 not admitted" ami "ladles not specially Invited." Vet they were there; also the Juvenlles-they couldn't go Just stand back In wonderment at tho performance. Wo aro contributing to tho enlighten ment of tho heathen In faraway lands, but it Is believed somo shows can cause "oodles" of grlof to thoso who aro trying to reform tho world by the power of preaching. WILL I. TELL. V Viilnn r Clxiroli mil! Nn(e. OVERTON. Neb., Juno 30. To the Edi tor of Tho Uco: I was considerably sur prised upon reading an item In The Bco (n regard to tho demands of tho United States upon General Carranza. Tho spectacle of & nation whose very founda tlor Is laid on the rock ot religious liberty demanding of a sister ropubllo that it rrsaddlo itself with an Insti tution that has become obnoxious to It is enough to make the gods turn away In derision. That llfo should be protected is till well and good, but property that has been bought with the people's mbney should belong to tho people, to do with as the majority see fit, and I believe I am saf In stating that I voice the sentiments of every loyal American citizen when I say I think our executive Is outside of his Jurisdiction In mixing church and state affairs. Whatever General Carranza and his followers may or may not be, they have the 6ame right that wo have, to think for thrmaelvo. and I hope they will stand by their convictions, even against the wishes of a finger-board administra tions. Yours for Justice and the uphold ing of the constitution. F. CATHERINE CLARK. Putting it on Noah Now York World: An Oxford Asayrlolo glst unearths a story that it was Noah, not Adam, who was tempted to hia fall by the serpent. It will not do. Adom'a alibi Is shaky. New York Sun: it Is rather heaping up odium on old Noah to make him resionsl ble for both the apple and the grape. The Chaldean version ot the fall of man will be popular, however, In feminist circles, as it seems to free Mother Eve from re sponsibility for original sin. Baltimore American ; Ancient tablets, Just'declphered, put, it Is said, the blame for .the fall of man on Noah. That a woman was to blame, for everything has always bron the. cherished tradition of the son. of. Adam, and It will not be aur itmilered without a struggle. And St seem, hard to blame Noah -for tho .Ins ot the race, since ho wa. the only man of hi. age with sense enough to get on tho water wagon in time. "Judgment of Paris" Munich, Berlin and Vienna All Rival Claims of French Capital as Supreme Arbiter. Tho thorny part of a reputation is having to live up to It For half a century or more Paris has been In the possession of a reputation for taste in all manner of artistry, pure (the usual synonym for non commercial) and applied (materialistic). Paris hat, come to consider Itself the supreme arbiter of taste and fashlon-a tribunal arrogant and dictatorial, send ing out its decrees regardless of tho feelings of its subjects. It has assumed the mantle of Infallibility. Thero are many signs that the dominance of Paris la crumbling away. As with nil tyrants, personal power wanes. Tho victims' mutter and finally rebel. One need no more than refer to that significant cplsodo of the harem skirt, which Paris ordained and the rest of the civil ized world politely or impolitely hooted. Paris has now a trlumvlrato of young and extremely virile rivals In Munich, Vienna, Berlin. I would refer espe cially to Munich, which at the present moment Is at tracting artistic genius from all over tho world, for tho purpose of study and tho purpose of practice. There aro over 6.00) artists professors, practicians, and students In Munich nlone. Tho city la In itself inspirational. Tho air is clean, keen, and tonic. From nny rise an Alpine chain stretches out a flfty-mllo panorama of peaks. Housing is modern and wholesome. In substitution for the dlrt-and-dlsease-rotted Quartler Latin, or the vice-Infested region of Montmartre, the artist quarter of Munich has broad and spacious streets, clean and sanitary dwellings, and a wonderfully reasonable scale of living. In order to study art It is no longer necessary to live In conditions of mediaeval piggery. Hygiene and genius aro not Incompatible cloments. Munich has flno ancient galleries, an abundance of modern collections, and an infinity of "one-man shows." But Its chief oaset Is Its senso of overflowing youth. Munich is essentially young and modern. Th j ancient portion of the city Is healthily being broken up and scrapped. Tho artist is not shackled to the past Ho is not overwlvelmed by the dominance of traditional greatness. He is not tempted to fritter away hi. abilities in an endeavor to ape tho ancients. In consequence, the "Munich style" in pictures, furniture, fabrics, and the applied artistry of tho home Is sul generis, a vivid expression of young and modern thought Its influence Is at tho present mo ment .weeping over Europe. You can know "Munich stylo" by Its bold, broad splashes of color and Its sovero simplicity of line. This Is not tho "Nou,eau Art" of tho early years of the century, wriggly and shaky and curllquesque. It is based on the straight line, tho nqunro. and the plain circle; and it Is sane and pleasant to live with. If you Insist on an ancient analogy, It is Grecian simplicity In a modorn re naissance of feeling. The movement in architecture, furniture, and in terior decorations Is not confined to the home. Ono find. It embodied In banka, insurance buildings, bual? ncss offices, even in factories. Thero Is, for example a turbine factory In Berlin which Is a Joy to look upon. Thero Is a champagne works near AVIcsbaden which rivals an art gallery. There. Is a recent Insur ance building in Munich which la more dignified than a great many palaces. Outside and in, down to tho smallest detail of fitments, these buildings aro con ceived in modern virile thought. Dress fashion Is more especially the creation of Vienna in tho triumvirate of Munich-Vlenna-Borlin. Vienna has all tho daring and smartness for which Paris has gained Its reputation, plus the virility of youth. It Is claimed, with seeming reason, that no where else In Europe are there sucn artlsta In the "tailor-made." Tho new fabrics for dress and home decoration which Vienna is now pouring over Europe are startling! beautiful, and original. They open up a whole new territory of color harmonics, Berlin Is the commercial partner In the trio. Hero are hard-headed business men who are thrusting Into the markets of the world the creative thought of Munich and Vienna. Recently Berlin staged an ex hibition of "German clothes" In order to prove that Paris is no longer the undisputed arbiter of fashion. The Judgment on Pails is being written. For half a century or more French genius has been most strik ingly manifest In the region of artistic taste. Tlmt dominance, Is. passing. French genius Is seemingly turning to another direction mechanical Invention. Tho pioneers in motor cars, the pioneers in sub marines, the pioneers in aircraft. Frenchmen are los ing ono field and gaining another. It seems curious to think that two nations can be so exchanging tradi tional activities. The prosaic German, excelling In matters of artistic fancy; tho temperamental French man excelling in cold mechanical Inventions! Yot this seems to bo the shitting of contemporary history. From the special point of view of the British busi ness man the new movement Is worth close attention. All who cater to woman and the home-and that means men engaged In scores of manufacturing and merchandising Industries will have to reckon with the trend of thought of the new triumvirate of Munlch-Vlenna-Berlln. Its backing of artistic genius Is a driving power of tremendous forcetulness. Munich art Is not merely a local art confided to natives. Thero ore few real Munlchcrs amongst the artists there. It Is rather that men and women from nil over the world Austrlans, Frenchmen, Italian. Englishmen. Aus tralians, Canadians, Americans, South Americans aro concentrating on Munich as a desirable focus for artistic study ond pooling genius there. They are ex changing Ideas, striking sparks from ono another. The "Munich style" they are evolving is a crystallato of cosmopolitan thought. Their common factor Is their youth and virility. London Times. Twice Told Tales Hliitltle Logic. "I think you'll suit mo very well, my lad." said tho business man to n prospective office boy. "Rut you roust understand that I only want ypu tem porarily until my ottlco boy returns." A couple of weeks went by, and the new bov proved to be a perfect Jewel, .o perfect that his cm Ployor was loth to part with him. Monday morning, however, brought back, verv full of health and spirits, the former Junior of the establishment. "Morn, lr!" he said. "The other boy tells me ha, got my Job." "That's so," answered the employer, "and he fills It very well, too." The lad pleaded vory hard to be taken bacTc again. "Well, look here." said the chief, "I've got no time to waste, go and arrange It with him yourself." A quarter of an hour luter he had occasion to go into the outer office. Ink was strewn every where, glass smashed. "What on earth have you been doing?" he in- I quired. i "Arranging with the other boy, sir! He's loft!" I Philadelphia Ledger. rnruinrrclnlUui. "Here Is a poem that wir rank with the master- ' pieces of literature." "You will Ins'st on writing masterpieces!" pro. i tested the publisher. "I suppose you would expect , real mony forthi." "It. value could not be estimated In dollars and cents." , "Why, Milton only got l!5 for "Paradise Lost.' " "Oh, well, If you feel that way about it. have your pwn way, Take It along for $11.93." Washing ton Star, Nebraska Editors The Wlsner Chronicle has ordered a standard linotype. The Peoples' Banner of David City hns jnuveu inio new quarters and Installed somo new machinery. The Alliance Times ami Alliance Herald oach Issued special Illustrated editions during tho Nebraska Stockmen's con vention. " Editor F. D. Stone of the Hartlngton Herald who ha l operated on for abdominal trouble nt a iiuniuim m nioux city last Saturday. Editor F. W. Brown of tho Kearney Morning Times got out a special edition to boom Kearney's Fourth ot July oelc brntlon. It was printed In red and blue ink. Charles K. Bassett, proprietor ot tho Grant County Tribune nt Hyannle. has been sued for $10,000 by Bert H. Clalro of Omahii for alleged domination of char acter. Papers wore served on Mr. Bassett whllo ho was attending tho meeting of tho Nebraska Press' association at Lin coln last week. J. C. Vollne, Mrs. J. C. Vollno and Allan D. May, proprietors and editors of the Nemaha County Herald, of Auburn, havo been sued for libel In the sum of Jl&.COO by M. S. Mclninch, an Auburn attorney. The nleged damage lay in the publica tion of nn article In the Herald about throo weeks ago, an artlclo which Is said to have severely criticised Mclninch, re garding his connection with several law suits. with, us hoping to sec a fight. Louisville Courier-journal. Frost The appointments of Billy's mo tor car are beautiful. Everything Is llrst-elass. Snow Yes, everything but the passen gers. Life. Frost Do you think the auto has an' ennobling Influence? Snow Well, speaking personally, we have been fined and refined. Judge. Jinks-Would you marry a girl as prcttv as a picture? Hlnks Yes. If she had a good frame. Princeton Tlgor. . BITS OF HUMOR. "Why do you quarrel with your hus band so these days? Havo you ceased to love him?" "No; but the cook enjoys It. Sho lingers SOON. Ed. Mott, in New York Sun. Yep. Now lt's June, when poets. In gush ing rune, croon of the mellow moonf Blather of twittering birds; of lowing herds In meadows lush; hand out big gobs of much to skies aflush, to founts that gush; To the soft Juno night, and tho flickering light Of the firefly's lamp through the dewy damp Punching holes In the dark with Its spark; Cnuck fine frenzied throes about the rose, and the orchard blows and speaking Of thOBP, By the way, I guess that I, as well as they. Better grab tho muse before they use All her stuff with their guff, And set her to banging and twanging tho wire of her lyre To tho tUno that soon, now belne Jun(. Tho Ins.dlous green apple will cloy tho smau ooy anu wim mm grapple. Fill with trouble his cup, and double him up iiko a jackxnirc with the strlfo and frantic frolic ot colic, till his pap' 11 Think, b'JInk, from bin whoop and yoop, that a group of Injlns has dropped down on the town, bummy and rummy; While his fond ma faster and faster mixes the genial mustard plaster, and fixes to get it chummy with his llttlo tummy, And his pa. at every yoop". almost loops the loop, and hops nnd flops all over himself to get tho hot drops down off the shelf. Yep, soon. NOW. that it's June! .mm Get This Booklet It's Free It tells you of this na tional playground the geysers', the talis, thet canyons the wonderful rock formations, etc. It p.lso tells you what it will cost. 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