THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JULY 2, 1914.
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dress will bo changed as often as requested.
Better lock up thoso unloaded old' pistols
Just to bo on the aTH aide.
Perhaps Boulhern Europe Is trying to.mnko
Uncle Sam fprgot his Mexican grloff .
Tho women ougliLto quit gbfng to the White
Houso to tantnllro tho prosldent tliat way.
Wo regret to report that Colonel Matter's
typewriter Is not living up to Its reputation.
Lot the Fourth of July festivities proceed!
Our Congressman Lobeck Is again In our midst.
Tho colonel moans only that ho prefers
"Boss" PHnn to "Hobr" Ponrosc, and "Boss"
Perkins to "Boss" Barnes.
St, Louis has adopted a now homo rule char
ter after having onco rejected It. Omaha will
have a home rulo charter some day.
In tho meantime, Oovernor Morohond is Just
sawjng wood and hoping tho pooplo vlll forgot
his repudiated plcdgo not to run again.
Many shingle mills out In Washington have
tlosod down. Somcono Bhould do something
to titop this psychology from oprendlng.
And mothers, rernembor how nice It lsvtp
liavo JIttle boys with ten good toes and ton good
fingers and nil other parts of tho anatomy In
tact. .
Who is It that profits by laws that befog.
I he law and who is It that sees that such laws
get upon tho statute books? Not the unlearned
layman.
Why should a great bribery sleuth, eager to
tell all," forfeit a $ 5,000 bond In order to got
awcy from tolling anything? If Innocent, why
run away?
Tho medlajorn can tal:0 a recess without
first gotting permission from tho Whlto House,
wherein the mediators have an advantage over
lomo others,
Tho old-fashioned boy who used to peel off
the slippery elm and slide It Into his mouth
ought to bo ablo to handle n dish of spaghetti
after tho most approved fashion.
Francis Joseph ascended tho throne at tho
age of 18, whon tho throne was tottering
Though a Btrong monarch, ho ntlll finds his
throne none too secure after stxty-slx years of
remarkable rulo.
Girls Sav Wheut Crop-Headline,
Three daughters, of a farmer got out and'
shock tho grain, Just as farmers' daughters
havo dono thousands, of times la the past, but
this occurred In Kansas, henco the advertising.
Our Nebraska , nonpartisan election .law
leaves Judgeship candidates an extra throe
weeks to sprout as compared with candidates
for the other offlceB. Presumably the dls
pensera of Justice are expected to move slowly,
The Houston Post finds Itself whooping 'or
up for Tom Ball, prohibitionist candidate for
governor of Texas, who also happens to be
known aa the railroad candidate. But it is
nice to know that the Post has mounted tho
water wagon for the moment.
Two new engine houses are to be built, ono at
th. sou beast corner of Eleventh and Dorcas street.
1 no T by th mother some
where near the head of St. Mary', avenue as soon as
a site can be acquired.
The English Lutheran church gave a young pco.
I'h ntefu?rnt ,n ,u lecture - :
brirht x. hprof MU. Margie Ham.
bright, the Miss Roeder, Mis. L1m Lelsenrlng. MU.
Nettle Baker. Mr. Rush. Oscar Goodman and Jtev.
I B. Detweller.
The first iron post In the Paxton building corner
Fifteenth and Farnara streets was placed In position
ooay
8. R. Callaway entered upon hi. dutle. as assistant
.o President Adams fef (he Union Pacific.
Thomas Swobe and wife returned from Cherokee
Springs, la., where lie" had gone for the benefit of
hi. health.
Here are some Fourth of July engagements of
Omaha orators: John U Webster at Grand Island!
v- W Brenrldge at Albion; W. V. Ourley at Aui
burn; JuIluS 8. Cooley at Cedar Creek.
Mr. and Mnt ' Thalmesalnge'r or New York are
Is ting their daughter,' Mrs, A'dolpb Meyer.'
The Platform Excuse.
Tho president's position on woman suffrage
certainly would appear stronger If based simply
on tho assertion that ho regards suffrage as a
stato Issue than by continuing to clto the silence
of the democratic platform on the subject.
Again ho tells a deputation of women that, as
chief executive and head of a great party, he
must decline to favor their proposed constitu
tional amendment "because tho suffrage Issue
was not mentioned in the Baltlmoro platform."
Of course the women aro not impressed with
such roasonlng, neither is tho country, regard
loss of 1U view of woman suffrage especially
In vlow of tho president's so recont repudiation
of his party platform on tho canal tolls question.
Wc favor the exemption from toll of American
sl'ilps engaged In coastwise trade passing through
tlra canal.
That is what tho platform says, yet President
Wilson went before congress with a most Im
passioned plea urging ropcal of tho exemption
clauso in tho canal act In complete disregard of
tho party' plcdgo upon 'which ho and every
democratic mombor of congress had been
elected.
With duo respect to tho president, both In
his official and prlvato capacities, tho country
Is apt to attach little importance from now on
to any claim baaed upon a platform, obligation.
"In the Cause of True Reform."
Hero comes our old friend, the official call
for tho state convention of tho people's Inde
pendent party of Nebraska, which Is to meet by
Its duly chosen delegates for tho purpose of
adopting a platform of principles, electing a
now stato commlttoo, and transacting such other
business as may regularly bo brought beforo It.
And for this convention an apportionment ot
delegates Is made upon some peculiar basis that
calls upon Douglas county to send 131 popu
lists to tho conclave. .
Whore, oh, whore will 131 populism be
drummed up in Douglas county to perform this
responsible duty?
Omnha and South Omaha furnish seven
eighths of tho voters ot Douglas county, and In
tho sorting out of thq now registration lists,
populists wero so few and far between that
they Woro not oven enumerated separately, but
wore bunched In tho scattering column hoaded
"Independent and No Answor." Thero are not
131 ..registered mombors of tho pcoplo's Inde
pendent party In Douglas county, nor 100, nor
oven 31. Somebody, however, will appoint him
self to go to Hastings and answor tho roll call,
and voto hlniBClf 131 times.
And this porfonnanco is to bo pulled off "in
the cauBe of truo reform!"
Future of Water Power.
Hydro-electric development Is advancing so
rapidly as to mnko quite clear tho fact that this
1h tho coming power in our country.. Secre
tary Lane of tho Interjor department says that
within n generation wntor powor will bo tho
richest asset of the" United Statos and tho atato
mont in easy to bellevo, for In tlmo supplies of
coal, oil and natural gas ns fuel will be bo de
pleted as to mako them rather too nrocloun for
industrial purposes. But tho sunnlv of wntnr
,1s lnqxhaustlulo.
Rivers and other groat bodies havo been har
nessed and put to work propelling Industrial
nnu Borvico plants on a gigantic ecalo and yet
it Is Bald that only ono-fourth of all our wntr
powor capable cf economic development has
boon thus omployed. Thoro Is scarcely a sec
tion of tho country, but has such tindovoloped
icsoiirces. Indeed, expert vonturo to 'esti
mate tho total water power at present devel
oped at only about 0,000,000 horso powor, while
placing tho minimum potential water powor of
tho country at 32,000 horso power. Tho
Chicago Horahl Is responsible for tho statement
that this Is exactly tho power now required
to operate thq public service utilities and tho In
dustrlal ontorprlaoa of tho United States, ex
cepting Btoam railroads and vessels.
With thoso facts in mind, together with the
lmmoneo industrial development constantly In
progress, tho future of water powor looms up
Hlmply aa a monstrous possibility, awny beyond
any definite comprohonslon, Toorlng into tho
future fifty yoara henco, Beers profess to sea
homes heated and meals cooked by currents gen
erated by water power, a bcuUIq of coal having
uttninod n price equal to ono day's wages of tho
avorago man. At any rate, with tho certain
demand and opportunity for hydro-electric dc
elopment, the country can hardly afford to
delay longer than Is necessary tho taming of a
slnglo waterfall, stream or torrent.
Let the Publio Come First.
Secretary Wilson of tho Department of Labor
says ho la oppoHod to compulsory arbitration
of Btrlkos bocaUBo uch Issues should bo worked
out by both sides mutually, "otherwise one or
the other is always dissatisfied."
But why not havo mutual agroement under
stress of final resort to compulsory arbitra
tion? Certainly that Is to bo contemplated
as n vital part of tho results. But. nnvwav.
Secretary Wilson seems to tako a short-sighted j
view, lorgetting that tho public, as tho third
party, Is always a chief clement ot considera
tion In a Btrlko and its adjustment, Just as it
is invariably tho chief sufferer. Tho employe
and employer nro parts of tho public, of course,
and havo their separate as well as common
rights and interests, but no right that Is para
mount to thoso of tho others.
The whole Is greater than any of Its parts,
runs tho old rulo In geometry, which applies
with force hero, and tho "Q. E. D." follows
with the clearest kind of logic. Tho fallacy
of the strike as an Instrument of Industrial
warfare In the way wo go at settling most
strikes la that the biggest lntorest Is made sub
ordinate to tho lesser interests.
Omaha now has a new outo chauffeur li
censing board with a fee graft on the side. Wo
presume tho excuse will bo offered that it Is
only a llttlo graft. As If that wre not pre
cisely the way all the big grafts had their startl
But oven with all the figure that "big busi
ness" cuts In tho Mexican situation, despotic
land laws, peonage and other questions still lie
close to the root of the trouble, and should not
be lost from sight.
Perhaps tho mistake has been In not com
pelling pedestrians to carry horns and lights for
the protection of autolsts. And some are pretty
wH lit tin. at that
a
Brief contributions oa timely
topics lnrlUd. The Bee assumes
no rtep.cnsfbUlty for opinion, of
correspondent. AH letter, sub
ject te condensation by editor.
A tn 1'nrty Nnmes.
NORTH IOL'P, Neb., July l.-To the
Editor of The Bee: The people of Ne
braska and especially many politicians
probably have not thought of how poli
tical parties aro to be arranged this 7er
if the secretary ot state is to follow tno
law. In tho Stato Journal of May IS, 1914,
Chairman Kppcrson is reported to have
said.
The executive Rtato officers who were
republicans In 1312 were also candidates
of the progressive party and In the
counting of votes the officers did not
separate the republican votes .from the
progressive votes.
Hectlon 21G? of tho revised statutes reads:
Division of Party ITso of Party Nnm
In case of a division of any party, the
secretary of stato shall give the prefer
ence of party name to the convention
held at tho time and place designated In
tho call of the regularly constituted party
authorities.
Section 21(9 reads:
Same Name of New Party Such con
vention shall adopt a party name, but
tho namo of nny old political party or
any word forming any part of such name
shall not be adopted.
Now, considering the fact that we have
a political party by the name "republi
can" and another by the name "progres
sive," the first headed by tho "regularly
constituted party authorities," Mr. Currlo
and tho second headed by tho "regularly
constituted party authorities," Mr. Ep
person, It would seem Improbable that
Mr. Carrlck's party should adopt ttio
name "progressive."
The law specifically states that a new
party cannot adopt the namo of "any old
political party." The law does not mao
It possible for a new party to use an
old name, even though tho old party Is
-out of existence and since many filings
have been made with the secretary of
stato under the tmrno "progressive," we
would Infer that If tho Currie and Ep
person committees amalgamate (not
fuse) that the "progressive" must be
placed under tho' party designation fixed
hy thoso committees which would bo "re
publican" or "republican and progressive."
If tho bull rnooso wants to form a sep
arate 'organization apart from tho Ep
porson commlttoo their only hope, under
the law, would scorn to require a new
name. This will glvo a single primary
ballot for all filings under the namo "rc
publcan" and "progressive." Fortunately
the law Is very clear on this point and
it was probably made so through tho
long continued controversy between tho
populist und democratic parties. But It
in the law, nevertheless, and "oVery doy
has his day," as Mr. Roosevelt used to
say, Tho Currlo and Dppereon commit
tees should amalgamate.
WALTER JOHNSON.
Show Day,
PORT CALHOUN, Neb., July 1. To tho
Editor ot Tho Bco: The season for tho
circus and red lemonade is now on. It
Is a gladsomo time for tho young folks,
always anxious to see the elephant. Then
.we have tho parents who may ba of a
religious turn nt mind, who "Just go to
tako tho children."
Oreat are tho lessons that can be
learned Iti natural history In a properly
conducted show with a menagerie at
tached. It brings the picture story to the
mind In reality, and u hiding behind tho
tlmoworn excuso Is unnecessary.
Not many moons ago r circus visited
a nolghboring town. Tho parado lelng.
rather unpretentious tho show was of a
similar nature. Among the attractions
they had a Hide show. All "well rcgu
latod" circuses have a side show, and
many people go to a sldo show for the
simple reason It is cheap. Hero, a negro
minstrel band was furnishing great music.
The wheel of fortune was prominent You
could spend 25 cent, and win a "V," may
bo. Tho "for men only" portion of the tent
was also In ovldence. "Boys under 18
not admitted" ami "ladles not specially
Invited." Vet they were there; also the
Juvenlles-they couldn't go Just stand
back In wonderment at tho performance.
Wo aro contributing to tho enlighten
ment of tho heathen In faraway lands,
but it Is believed somo shows can cause
"oodles" of grlof to thoso who aro trying
to reform tho world by the power of
preaching. WILL I. TELL.
V Viilnn r Clxiroli mil! Nn(e.
OVERTON. Neb., Juno 30. To the Edi
tor of Tho Uco: I was considerably sur
prised upon reading an item In The Bco
(n regard to tho demands of tho United
States upon General Carranza. Tho
spectacle of & nation whose very founda
tlor Is laid on the rock ot religious
liberty demanding of a sister ropubllo
that it rrsaddlo itself with an Insti
tution that has become obnoxious to It
is enough to make the gods turn away
In derision.
That llfo should be protected is till well
and good, but property that has been
bought with the people's mbney should
belong to tho people, to do with as the
majority see fit, and I believe I am saf
In stating that I voice the sentiments of
every loyal American citizen when I say
I think our executive Is outside of his
Jurisdiction In mixing church and state
affairs.
Whatever General Carranza and his
followers may or may not be, they have
the 6ame right that wo have, to think
for thrmaelvo. and I hope they will
stand by their convictions, even against
the wishes of a finger-board administra
tions. Yours for Justice and the uphold
ing of the constitution.
F. CATHERINE CLARK.
Putting it on Noah
Now York World: An Oxford Asayrlolo
glst unearths a story that it was Noah,
not Adam, who was tempted to hia fall
by the serpent. It will not do. Adom'a
alibi Is shaky.
New York Sun: it Is rather heaping up
odium on old Noah to make him resionsl
ble for both the apple and the grape. The
Chaldean version ot the fall of man will
be popular, however, In feminist circles,
as it seems to free Mother Eve from re
sponsibility for original sin.
Baltimore American ; Ancient tablets,
Just'declphered, put, it Is said, the blame
for .the fall of man on Noah. That a
woman was to blame, for everything has
always bron the. cherished tradition of
the son. of. Adam, and It will not be aur
itmilered without a struggle. And St
seem, hard to blame Noah -for tho .Ins
ot the race, since ho wa. the only man
of hi. age with sense enough to get on
tho water wagon in time.
"Judgment of Paris"
Munich, Berlin and Vienna All Rival Claims
of French Capital as Supreme Arbiter.
Tho thorny part of a reputation is having to live
up to It For half a century or more Paris has been
In the possession of a reputation for taste in all
manner of artistry, pure (the usual synonym for non
commercial) and applied (materialistic). Paris hat,
come to consider Itself the supreme arbiter of taste
and fashlon-a tribunal arrogant and dictatorial, send
ing out its decrees regardless of tho feelings of its
subjects. It has assumed the mantle of Infallibility.
Thero are many signs that the dominance of Paris
la crumbling away.
As with nil tyrants, personal power wanes. Tho
victims' mutter and finally rebel. One need no more
than refer to that significant cplsodo of the harem
skirt, which Paris ordained and the rest of the civil
ized world politely or impolitely hooted. Paris has
now a trlumvlrato of young and extremely virile
rivals In Munich, Vienna, Berlin. I would refer espe
cially to Munich, which at the present moment Is at
tracting artistic genius from all over tho world, for
tho purpose of study and tho purpose of practice.
There aro over 6.00) artists professors, practicians,
and students In Munich nlone.
Tho city la In itself inspirational. Tho air is
clean, keen, and tonic. From nny rise an Alpine
chain stretches out a flfty-mllo panorama of peaks.
Housing is modern and wholesome. In substitution
for the dlrt-and-dlsease-rotted Quartler Latin, or the
vice-Infested region of Montmartre, the artist quarter
of Munich has broad and spacious streets, clean and
sanitary dwellings, and a wonderfully reasonable
scale of living. In order to study art It is no longer
necessary to live In conditions of mediaeval piggery.
Hygiene and genius aro not Incompatible cloments.
Munich has flno ancient galleries, an abundance of
modern collections, and an infinity of "one-man
shows." But Its chief oaset Is Its senso of overflowing
youth. Munich is essentially young and modern. Th j
ancient portion of the city Is healthily being broken
up and scrapped. Tho artist is not shackled to the
past Ho is not overwlvelmed by the dominance of
traditional greatness. He is not tempted to fritter
away hi. abilities in an endeavor to ape tho ancients.
In consequence, the "Munich style" in pictures,
furniture, fabrics, and the applied artistry of tho
home Is sul generis, a vivid expression of young and
modern thought Its influence Is at tho present mo
ment .weeping over Europe. You can know "Munich
stylo" by Its bold, broad splashes of color and Its
sovero simplicity of line. This Is not tho "Nou,eau
Art" of tho early years of the century, wriggly and
shaky and curllquesque. It is based on the straight
line, tho nqunro. and the plain circle; and it Is sane
and pleasant to live with. If you Insist on an ancient
analogy, It is Grecian simplicity In a modorn re
naissance of feeling.
The movement in architecture, furniture, and in
terior decorations Is not confined to the home. Ono
find. It embodied In banka, insurance buildings, bual?
ncss offices, even in factories. Thero Is, for example
a turbine factory In Berlin which Is a Joy to look
upon. Thero Is a champagne works near AVIcsbaden
which rivals an art gallery. There. Is a recent Insur
ance building in Munich which la more dignified than
a great many palaces. Outside and in, down to tho
smallest detail of fitments, these buildings aro con
ceived in modern virile thought.
Dress fashion Is more especially the creation of
Vienna in tho triumvirate of Munich-Vlenna-Borlin.
Vienna has all tho daring and smartness for which
Paris has gained Its reputation, plus the virility of
youth. It Is claimed, with seeming reason, that no
where else In Europe are there sucn artlsta In the
"tailor-made." Tho new fabrics for dress and home
decoration which Vienna is now pouring over Europe
are startling! beautiful, and original. They open up
a whole new territory of color harmonics,
Berlin Is the commercial partner In the trio.
Hero are hard-headed business men who are thrusting
Into the markets of the world the creative thought of
Munich and Vienna. Recently Berlin staged an ex
hibition of "German clothes" In order to prove that
Paris is no longer the undisputed arbiter of fashion.
The Judgment on Pails is being written. For half
a century or more French genius has been most strik
ingly manifest In the region of artistic taste. Tlmt
dominance, Is. passing. French genius Is seemingly
turning to another direction mechanical Invention.
Tho pioneers in motor cars, the pioneers in sub
marines, the pioneers in aircraft. Frenchmen are los
ing ono field and gaining another. It seems curious
to think that two nations can be so exchanging tradi
tional activities. The prosaic German, excelling In
matters of artistic fancy; tho temperamental French
man excelling in cold mechanical Inventions! Yot
this seems to bo the shitting of contemporary history.
From the special point of view of the British busi
ness man the new movement Is worth close attention.
All who cater to woman and the home-and that
means men engaged In scores of manufacturing and
merchandising Industries will have to reckon with
the trend of thought of the new triumvirate of Munlch-Vlenna-Berlln.
Its backing of artistic genius Is a
driving power of tremendous forcetulness. Munich
art Is not merely a local art confided to natives. Thero
ore few real Munlchcrs amongst the artists there. It
Is rather that men and women from nil over the world
Austrlans, Frenchmen, Italian. Englishmen. Aus
tralians, Canadians, Americans, South Americans aro
concentrating on Munich as a desirable focus for
artistic study ond pooling genius there. They are ex
changing Ideas, striking sparks from ono another.
The "Munich style" they are evolving is a crystallato
of cosmopolitan thought. Their common factor Is their
youth and virility. London Times.
Twice Told Tales
Hliitltle Logic.
"I think you'll suit mo very well, my lad." said
tho business man to n prospective office boy. "Rut
you roust understand that I only want ypu tem
porarily until my ottlco boy returns."
A couple of weeks went by, and the new bov
proved to be a perfect Jewel, .o perfect that his cm
Ployor was loth to part with him.
Monday morning, however, brought back, verv
full of health and spirits, the former Junior of the
establishment.
"Morn, lr!" he said. "The other boy tells me
ha, got my Job."
"That's so," answered the employer, "and he fills
It very well, too."
The lad pleaded vory hard to be taken bacTc again.
"Well, look here." said the chief, "I've got no time
to waste, go and arrange It with him yourself."
A quarter of an hour luter he had occasion to
go into the outer office. Ink was strewn every
where, glass smashed.
"What on earth have you been doing?" he in- I
quired. i
"Arranging with the other boy, sir! He's loft!" I
Philadelphia Ledger.
rnruinrrclnlUui.
"Here Is a poem that wir rank with the master- '
pieces of literature."
"You will Ins'st on writing masterpieces!" pro. i
tested the publisher. "I suppose you would expect ,
real mony forthi."
"It. value could not be estimated In dollars and
cents."
, "Why, Milton only got l!5 for "Paradise Lost.' "
"Oh, well, If you feel that way about it. have
your pwn way, Take It along for $11.93." Washing
ton Star,
Nebraska Editors
The Wlsner Chronicle has ordered a
standard linotype.
The Peoples' Banner of David City hns
jnuveu inio new quarters and Installed
somo new machinery.
The Alliance Times ami Alliance Herald
oach Issued special Illustrated editions
during tho Nebraska Stockmen's con
vention. "
Editor F. D. Stone of the Hartlngton
Herald who ha l
operated on for abdominal trouble nt a
iiuniuim m nioux city last Saturday.
Editor F. W. Brown of tho Kearney
Morning Times got out a special edition
to boom Kearney's Fourth ot July oelc
brntlon. It was printed In red and blue
ink.
Charles K. Bassett, proprietor ot tho
Grant County Tribune nt Hyannle. has
been sued for $10,000 by Bert H. Clalro of
Omahii for alleged domination of char
acter. Papers wore served on Mr. Bassett
whllo ho was attending tho meeting of
tho Nebraska Press' association at Lin
coln last week.
J. C. Vollne, Mrs. J. C. Vollno and Allan
D. May, proprietors and editors of the
Nemaha County Herald, of Auburn, havo
been sued for libel In the sum of Jl&.COO
by M. S. Mclninch, an Auburn attorney.
The nleged damage lay in the publica
tion of nn article In the Herald about
throo weeks ago, an artlclo which Is said
to have severely criticised Mclninch, re
garding his connection with several law
suits.
with, us hoping to sec a fight. Louisville
Courier-journal.
Frost The appointments of Billy's mo
tor car are beautiful. Everything Is
llrst-elass.
Snow Yes, everything but the passen
gers. Life.
Frost Do you think the auto has an'
ennobling Influence?
Snow Well, speaking personally, we
have been fined and refined. Judge.
Jinks-Would you marry a girl as prcttv
as a picture?
Hlnks Yes. If she had a good frame.
Princeton Tlgor. .
BITS OF HUMOR.
"Why do you quarrel with your hus
band so these days? Havo you ceased to
love him?"
"No; but the cook enjoys It. Sho lingers
SOON.
Ed. Mott, in New York Sun.
Yep. Now lt's June, when poets. In gush
ing rune, croon of the mellow moonf
Blather of twittering birds; of lowing
herds
In meadows lush; hand out big gobs of
much to skies aflush, to founts that
gush;
To the soft Juno night, and tho flickering
light
Of the firefly's lamp through the dewy
damp
Punching holes In the dark with Its spark;
Cnuck fine frenzied throes about the rose,
and the orchard blows and speaking
Of thOBP,
By the way, I guess that I, as well as
they.
Better grab tho muse before they use
All her stuff with their guff,
And set her to banging and twanging tho
wire of her lyre
To tho tUno that soon, now belne Jun(.
Tho Ins.dlous green apple will cloy tho
smau ooy anu wim mm grapple.
Fill with trouble his cup, and double him
up iiko a jackxnirc with the strlfo
and frantic frolic ot colic, till his
pap' 11
Think, b'JInk, from bin whoop and yoop,
that a group of Injlns has dropped
down on the town, bummy and
rummy;
While his fond ma faster and faster mixes
the genial mustard plaster, and fixes
to get it chummy with his llttlo
tummy,
And his pa. at every yoop". almost loops
the loop, and hops nnd flops all over
himself to get tho hot drops down off
the shelf.
Yep, soon. NOW. that it's June!
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