Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, May 10, 1914, PART FIVE, Page 7, Image 45

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    THE NATIONAL SUNDAY MAGAZINE
I the Corns
Ends One-Half
Do you know that
nearly half the corns in
the country are now
ended in one way?
Blue-jay takes out a million
corns a month. It frees from
corns legions cf people daily.
Since its invention it has ended
sixty million corns.
The way is quick and easy, pain
loss and efficient. Apply Blue-jay
at nilit. From that time on you
will forget the corn.
Then Blue-jay gently undermines
the corn. In 48 hours the loosened
corn comes out. There Is no pain,
no soreness.
Don't pare your corns. There is
danger in it, and it brings only brief
relief.
Don't use old-time treatments.
They have never been efficient.
Do what millions do use Blue
jay. It is modern, scientific. And
it ends the corn completely in an
easy, pleasant way.
Blue-jay
For Corns
15 and 25 cents at Druggists
Bauer & Black, Chicago and New York
Maker of Physicians Supplies
n m raw la'aTar i - i v
TO educate our
children, supivirt
a ijmiiy. iuy ou a
moricjce. buy a liome.
or dress bctier? Then
do a thousands of others
ore doing Make money
elhne World i Stir lloiierr
and Klein Knit Underucar in
our home town.
Nu previous exiericncc is neces
sary We show you now to mane
money in an eaiy. contemul and prof
itable way. Tno lady opents began
in their home t"wn in California and
each made ofer
$3000 First Year
We f II dlrcl from th mill to 1h hom,
limlmlini lh middleman's profit, lhcrvt
ui mx liflter value fr tli tmny Our
Vim!- fur nwn women nl children r f
motm Urn orll uvr We have in IK year
frmun to l 0. lsrat concern In th
world manufiirtuilrK and sclimic knitfrooUa
dnect to the i-tiiwumer.
Aftnts wanttd In rvrry torn.. It I a
fH.tftuinrnt iilfAKnt aiJ frofiUliU butl
vt Wrlio today for our free rata log V
lrnttt ant-nta in tnitory and malt
liODipt dtlnery
Dept. 203
Bay City. Mich.
AGENTS S24 A WEEK
R. M. Kino Mads S45 in 6 Day
I Tabs on the Famous
, By Frod C. Kelly
SENATOR OC.OIIMAN is over as
calm ami unruilled as Oscar Un
derwood himself, ainl the Floor
Loader of tho House will probably go
tlown in history as tho Calm Man
just as .lob was tho Pat lout Man.
O'Gorniaii was reading a document to
tho Senate one day when his nose
Blasses fell off. They hit the Hat top
of his desk and broke into n great
many pieces. With flrst-atd haste
other senators rushed to his side of
fering their glasses for him to try.
He put them on one after another,
but none would do. Through it all,
though, he kept on calmly talking
as if nothing had happened. After
he hnd tried all tho glasses ho reached
down casually for one of tho larger
pieres of his own broken lenses, held
it to tho pupil of his eye, and finished
reading some flno print. At no stage
of the proceedings did he skip a
single note.
Forged Bteel. Patented. Low priced. Bella to auto
owners, farmers, mechanic In the shops and the borne.
Not sold In stores. No competition. Sales cosy. Ills
profits. Ten-Inch samplo to workers. Write at once.
THOMAS TOOL CO.. li.tHHWeit St.. Partem, Olio
WATCH YOUR CHANGE ZZllTT.
latins. ltich' now wo pa il to I100UW) fur rare
dates to UVJ Iii-i posted indmy4r l.ei nur Jari:'
lllus Coin I n-uiar IWMBsutlC SINK, tut. 3. fori Wtrth. Tim
llyron It. Newton, Assistant Secre
tary of the Treasury, writes good
verses and plays the fiddle when ho
finds himself in the (pilot of his own
home with nobody to Interfere.
Although he does not pose as one
who talks tho language of a come
dian, Associate Justice Oliver Wen
dell Holmes, of the I'nited States Su
preme Court, is good at off-hand bon
mots. One of the best of these Is that
about Associate Justice Day and his
son Bill, who is a I'nited States dis
trict judge in Ohio. The elder Day
weighs about 101 pounds in his over
coat, and Hill easily runs 2I!0 ring
side. Justice Holmes looked at the
two one time and said to his confrere:
"Well, Day, 1 see your son is a
block off tho old chip."
Champ Clark, Speaker of the
House, always has at least nine good
sized handkerchiefs in his pockets.
Ho carries tin-in not so much for fear
he might catcli cold, but to insure
having his brow mopped fiom time
to time in good old-fashioned states
manlike manner. As a rule the
Speaker enrrits his kerchiefs in three
different pockets and works them in
eight-hour shifts, but when ho makes
a set speech, lie uses them all and
they look 1 1 in i and discouraged at
the close.
Senator Bryan, of Florida, carried
a close county In his campaign for
his present, job, by cracking a big,
long blacksnake whip lie borrowed
from a teamster in a village street.
His knack at handling the whip cap
tivated the bystanders who rapidly
spread tho news that the serious
looking candidate was "all right."
About a minute and a half after the
I'nited States Senate convenes each
noon, the Hon. Heed Smoot, of Utah,
comes dashing in, bat in hand, and
all surrounded by an atmosphere of
haste, lie always gives the impres
sion of having dropped everything
and rushed to the scene to stop a
wedding.
PATENT!
ABLE IDEAS WANTEO. Mann
facturem want ten patents hend
for S free book invention wanted
etc 1 set patent or m- fee Manufacturing facilities
RICHARD D.OWEN, 89 Owen Bldf ., Washington, D.C.
Senator Cummins was in a Chicago
railway station en route to the West
to become a railroad man when an
old friend met him and persuaded
him to turn hack, study law and go
into politics. lCxeept for reaching the
station just nt that minute, the sena
tor from Iowa might liave ended up
as a division superintendent with
both upper vest pockets full of yellow
lead pencils.
Senator Newlands, of Nevada,
rarely If ever goes an entire day with
out eating a quantity of boiled rice.
One day all the rice in the boiler at
the Senate restaurant was scorched
and tho rice item was scratched off
the menu. That left N'ewlands in a
quandary. Ho sat for five or ten min
utes all gummed up with cogitation
trying to make up Ills mind what to
tak" In place of rice.
10o More for Your Money
Quaker Oats is now put up also in a 'Jo-cent si?e. nearly three times
a- largv as the li'-eent sue. 13y saving- in packing- it oiler-, mui 10 pet cent
inure for jour inone.v. See how lung it lasts.
jinere as i&
In Quaker
Behind That Luscious Flavor
When children in grown-ups seem lurking; in vim, give tlietn more
(Quaker Oats.
It is rich in phosphorus, of which brains arc made. It is rich in
lecithin, of which nerves nrc mailt'. As an energy food it is incom
parable with anything; else you know.
And Quaker is inviting;. Children aro ghid to got mom of il.
Wo make it only from the richly-flavored grains.
There uiv millions of people who would work and piny better if
they ale more Quaker Oats. And their breakfasts would he twice
as enjoyable. 11 will take but a few days to prove this.
Qusalcer Oats
Flaked from the Big Grains Only
Quaker Oats is distinctive nnil
unique. It is like nothing else in out
food.
It Is made from the cream of tin'
oats, from the big. plump grains We
got but ten pounds of (Junker Oats
Iroiii a bushel.
You got here tho large, luscious
Hakes alone, unmixed with the piuij
grains. And you get a tlavor and aroiiia
which have won the world to Qunkcr.
Theru a iv millions of people in for
eign hinds who pay a high price for
(Junker. There are duties to pav ntid
freights. Hut they pay thorn to get
this tlavor.
You, in America, pay no extra price
And you go to no extra trouble, for
all grocers sell Quaker
Please remember this Tin.' grain-,
wo use and the process we use maU
Quaker Oats as rich in tlavor us thc
are in energy.
Tills will always be so. Pourh -tlavored.
starved, unripe grains will
never bo used in (Junker.
You will never llnd it less delicious
than it is today.
Serve Quaker Oata in large tlialtea.
Small servings are not sufficient to show
in full ita vim-producing power.
10c and 25 c per Package
Except in Far West and South
The large 25 -cent package give ten per cent more for the money
The Quaker Qbs Company
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