THE NATIONAL SUNDAY MAGAZINE I the Corns Ends One-Half Do you know that nearly half the corns in the country are now ended in one way? Blue-jay takes out a million corns a month. It frees from corns legions cf people daily. Since its invention it has ended sixty million corns. The way is quick and easy, pain loss and efficient. Apply Blue-jay at nilit. From that time on you will forget the corn. Then Blue-jay gently undermines the corn. In 48 hours the loosened corn comes out. There Is no pain, no soreness. Don't pare your corns. There is danger in it, and it brings only brief relief. Don't use old-time treatments. They have never been efficient. Do what millions do use Blue jay. It is modern, scientific. And it ends the corn completely in an easy, pleasant way. Blue-jay For Corns 15 and 25 cents at Druggists Bauer & Black, Chicago and New York Maker of Physicians Supplies n m raw la'aTar i - i v TO educate our children, supivirt a ijmiiy. iuy ou a moricjce. buy a liome. or dress bctier? Then do a thousands of others ore doing Make money elhne World i Stir lloiierr and Klein Knit Underucar in our home town. Nu previous exiericncc is neces sary We show you now to mane money in an eaiy. contemul and prof itable way. Tno lady opents began in their home t"wn in California and each made ofer $3000 First Year We f II dlrcl from th mill to 1h hom, limlmlini lh middleman's profit, lhcrvt ui mx liflter value fr tli tmny Our Vim!- fur nwn women nl children r f motm Urn orll uvr We have in IK year frmun to l 0. lsrat concern In th world manufiirtuilrK and sclimic knitfrooUa dnect to the i-tiiwumer. Aftnts wanttd In rvrry torn.. It I a fH.tftuinrnt iilfAKnt aiJ frofiUliU butl vt Wrlio today for our free rata log V lrnttt ant-nta in tnitory and malt liODipt dtlnery Dept. 203 Bay City. Mich. AGENTS S24 A WEEK R. M. Kino Mads S45 in 6 Day I Tabs on the Famous , By Frod C. Kelly SENATOR OC.OIIMAN is over as calm ami unruilled as Oscar Un derwood himself, ainl the Floor Loader of tho House will probably go tlown in history as tho Calm Man just as .lob was tho Pat lout Man. O'Gorniaii was reading a document to tho Senate one day when his nose Blasses fell off. They hit the Hat top of his desk and broke into n great many pieces. With flrst-atd haste other senators rushed to his side of fering their glasses for him to try. He put them on one after another, but none would do. Through it all, though, he kept on calmly talking as if nothing had happened. After he hnd tried all tho glasses ho reached down casually for one of tho larger pieres of his own broken lenses, held it to tho pupil of his eye, and finished reading some flno print. At no stage of the proceedings did he skip a single note. Forged Bteel. Patented. Low priced. Bella to auto owners, farmers, mechanic In the shops and the borne. Not sold In stores. No competition. Sales cosy. Ills profits. Ten-Inch samplo to workers. Write at once. THOMAS TOOL CO.. li.tHHWeit St.. Partem, Olio WATCH YOUR CHANGE ZZllTT. latins. ltich' now wo pa il to I100UW) fur rare dates to UVJ Iii-i posted indmy4r l.ei nur Jari:' lllus Coin I n-uiar IWMBsutlC SINK, tut. 3. fori Wtrth. Tim llyron It. Newton, Assistant Secre tary of the Treasury, writes good verses and plays the fiddle when ho finds himself in the (pilot of his own home with nobody to Interfere. Although he does not pose as one who talks tho language of a come dian, Associate Justice Oliver Wen dell Holmes, of the I'nited States Su preme Court, is good at off-hand bon mots. One of the best of these Is that about Associate Justice Day and his son Bill, who is a I'nited States dis trict judge in Ohio. The elder Day weighs about 101 pounds in his over coat, and Hill easily runs 2I!0 ring side. Justice Holmes looked at the two one time and said to his confrere: "Well, Day, 1 see your son is a block off tho old chip." Champ Clark, Speaker of the House, always has at least nine good sized handkerchiefs in his pockets. Ho carries tin-in not so much for fear he might catcli cold, but to insure having his brow mopped fiom time to time in good old-fashioned states manlike manner. As a rule the Speaker enrrits his kerchiefs in three different pockets and works them in eight-hour shifts, but when ho makes a set speech, lie uses them all and they look 1 1 in i and discouraged at the close. Senator Bryan, of Florida, carried a close county In his campaign for his present, job, by cracking a big, long blacksnake whip lie borrowed from a teamster in a village street. His knack at handling the whip cap tivated the bystanders who rapidly spread tho news that the serious looking candidate was "all right." About a minute and a half after the I'nited States Senate convenes each noon, the Hon. Heed Smoot, of Utah, comes dashing in, bat in hand, and all surrounded by an atmosphere of haste, lie always gives the impres sion of having dropped everything and rushed to the scene to stop a wedding. PATENT! ABLE IDEAS WANTEO. Mann facturem want ten patents hend for S free book invention wanted etc 1 set patent or m- fee Manufacturing facilities RICHARD D.OWEN, 89 Owen Bldf ., Washington, D.C. Senator Cummins was in a Chicago railway station en route to the West to become a railroad man when an old friend met him and persuaded him to turn hack, study law and go into politics. lCxeept for reaching the station just nt that minute, the sena tor from Iowa might liave ended up as a division superintendent with both upper vest pockets full of yellow lead pencils. Senator Newlands, of Nevada, rarely If ever goes an entire day with out eating a quantity of boiled rice. One day all the rice in the boiler at the Senate restaurant was scorched and tho rice item was scratched off the menu. That left N'ewlands in a quandary. Ho sat for five or ten min utes all gummed up with cogitation trying to make up Ills mind what to tak" In place of rice. 10o More for Your Money Quaker Oats is now put up also in a 'Jo-cent si?e. nearly three times a- largv as the li'-eent sue. 13y saving- in packing- it oiler-, mui 10 pet cent inure for jour inone.v. See how lung it lasts. jinere as i& In Quaker Behind That Luscious Flavor When children in grown-ups seem lurking; in vim, give tlietn more (Quaker Oats. It is rich in phosphorus, of which brains arc made. It is rich in lecithin, of which nerves nrc mailt'. As an energy food it is incom parable with anything; else you know. And Quaker is inviting;. Children aro ghid to got mom of il. Wo make it only from the richly-flavored grains. There uiv millions of people who would work and piny better if they ale more Quaker Oats. And their breakfasts would he twice as enjoyable. 11 will take but a few days to prove this. Qusalcer Oats Flaked from the Big Grains Only Quaker Oats is distinctive nnil unique. It is like nothing else in out food. It Is made from the cream of tin' oats, from the big. plump grains We got but ten pounds of (Junker Oats Iroiii a bushel. You got here tho large, luscious Hakes alone, unmixed with the piuij grains. And you get a tlavor and aroiiia which have won the world to Qunkcr. Theru a iv millions of people in for eign hinds who pay a high price for (Junker. There are duties to pav ntid freights. Hut they pay thorn to get this tlavor. You, in America, pay no extra price And you go to no extra trouble, for all grocers sell Quaker Please remember this Tin.' grain-, wo use and the process we use maU Quaker Oats as rich in tlavor us thc are in energy. Tills will always be so. Pourh -tlavored. starved, unripe grains will never bo used in (Junker. You will never llnd it less delicious than it is today. Serve Quaker Oata in large tlialtea. Small servings are not sufficient to show in full ita vim-producing power. 10c and 25 c per Package Except in Far West and South The large 25 -cent package give ten per cent more for the money The Quaker Qbs Company (.OT)