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12 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: FEBRUARY , 1914. Gossip About Music and the Musicians (Continued from Page Nine.) , sets him Into her power, and thereafter promptly and expeditiously the tousled locks ore ehorn. Samson was cast Into a dungeon, and his eyes put out with hot i Irons. Many weeks pnss, nnd finally when he is ablo to be about again, he goes one day to the temple. Hero his enemies are drunk from celebrating a feast, and catching sight of him deride, revile and lay rough hands upon him. During these long weeks of Buffering, however, un noticed by tils enemies, the locks again havo grown, for the source of Samson's strength had not been destroyed. An gered at their taunts he grasps the near est pillars and, applying his tcrrlblo strength until veins stand forth like whipcords and muscles nre r.n steel, ho bursts the granite standards and tho temple totters andvfalls, a riven mass of stone, crushing priests, people,. Delilah, Samson and all. The great French com poser has written many musical composi tions Worthy of enduring fame, but of all the setting of this opera stands forth as the supremo masterpiece. "La Clloconda," which Is Included In the repertory of tho American opera com panies and of several Important ones In Kuropc, wsa written by l'onchlclll at tho nge of XL It was produced In Milan In 18J6, but has only recently made Its way (trtmnd the world, it tells n story of lovo nnd Intrigue and through It runs the life of a young girl who suffers at tho hands of all, but who generously gives her lover to the woman whom alio knows ho cares for moro than for herself. Succeeding In her generous plans sho finds that she has had to promise herself to another, of courso tho villain of tho opera, but Hooner than keep her word, she allays his sus picions of her motive with a gay street nons. until at n favorable opportunity she seizes n dogger which she plunges Into her heart. The Chicago-Record Herald last Sun day reprinted from tho London Dally Telegraph, a contribution upon texts by an English writer, "For somo weeks !at," ho says, "the readers ot a llteiC hit contemporary havo been entertaining themselves with attempting to discover which Is the worst verse ever penned by a wound-bo English poet, and many scintillating gems have been rescued from an oblivion which would otherwise have been theirs. There Is ono mine, however, the surface of which has not yet been scratched, but which contains BUrely tho most priceless Jewels of all. It Is a volumo of songs by Schubert, with trans lations by ono John Ilaldwln Fosbrooke, who, If ever a writer did, deserves a spe cial niche entirely to himself In the Tem ple of Fame. The translator was not exceptionally well qualified for his task, evidently, as a couple of theso Illustrations which were cited further along In tho article. In "Nur wer dlo flehnsucht kennt," however, ha Is bolder, "Only who longing knows knoweth my sdrrow. Alone and from alt Joys far off divided I view the firmament as every star-side; Altl who mo loves and knows Is In the far wide! It trances me; It burns my yearning In most! Only who loosing knows knowoth my sorrowl" Tho same charming delicacy which prompted him to refer to his Interna) mechanism as his "Inmost" finds expres sion In his version ot "Helss mlch nlcht reden" from "Wllhelm Melster." "Bid mo not utterl Did me silence! For this my secret Is my lotl 1 might to thee my whole deep Inward opens Tho fate alone It wills It not!" These are but llttlo worse than some ot the other translations with which song literature Is graced. Alt of which have had weight In the continuance ot perform ances ot opera In the' foreign tongues nnd tho demand for the song In Ha orig inal latiguage- Mtutcal Notes. Miss Harriet Friend, mezzo soprano, nnd .Mrs. Isaac Noyes, soprano, pupils or Miss Adah KIopp, assisted by Miss Alice llama dale, violinist, and Miss Fay Ilobertson, reader, gave an Interesting recital Xfc u ra ti ry . Mlsa Ruth Harto and Miss Adalt Klopp were he nccompanlsts, A musical was given at Trinity cathe dral on tho evening ot February 3, under the auspices ot St. Helena's guild, ilenry W. Thornton will glvo his second organ recital Sunday, February -16, at tho First Baptist church at 3:30 p. m. A tree (offering will bo taken to defray ex penses. Mrs. Lloyd F. Ivllgore. presented her pupils In a piano recital Monday evening, .February t. nt eulte 901-2-3 Boyd theater building. TIiobo taking part wero Murle Iloch, NellioJlachcnburg, Dorothy Telle- Uob. Jessie Cote, Anna Robertson, 'Q'.n&y Martin, Dorothy Marquardt, SU1- iltti Whlted, Maria Hachenburg. Gladys Calkins, Arna Swanson, Virgil Smith, .Kdith Countryman, Elsie Norton, Marie IHopklns, Audrey ICIIgoro, Klslo Hurt, DelStta Hardenbrook, lconard Kelley, IDorothy Brenlltnger, Ruth Hartmann, Esther Johnson, Mm. Millie Ryan has returned from the east, much Improved In health, and will (shortly open a studio and resume her classes. Mrs. Ryan spent much ot her (vacation In New York, where she heard 'tho Metropolitan opera company a num ber of times, listening to the entire cast Jin one or the other ot the operas pre 'sented. She also attended several of the (performances at the Century opera house, 'and several of the Important productions made by the dramatic producer of the metropolis, Among these, latter was "Omar, tho Tentmakcr," based on "The Rubylat," and ot which she speaks with the utmost enthusiasm. Grand Opera Season for Omaha (Continued from Page Nine.) Hamrneratcln heard her sing at a charity concert In Paris and engaged her at once as leading contralto of ths Manhattan Opera company. Since then success has followed on success In the assumption ot such notable role at Dadlla, Carmen. Amnerls, Orpheus. Azucena, Fides, Anita, Dra.nga.ene and Frlcka. As Dalll, Madam CerviUe-Reacho Is considered without an equal and her Carmen Is de clared to be tho most notable since the heyday ot tho woman who made her career possible Emma Calve. In appear ance Madam Cervtlle-Ite:he Is pro nounced Spanish, although her parentage it partly French. Her antecedents con stitute her temperamentally u that she should bo In adapting herself to an ar tistic career, nnd to this" endowment something with which one can. be born only she adds a voice ot luscious, se ductive quality, sonorous, yet subtle, suave as a 'cello and capablo of the finest nuances. In private Ufa Madam Gerville-P.eacho Is still Madam Reache. the wife of Dr- HeechA, president of lho Vaattur Institute of New York. She is mi. 1MttOrtl and Silk Mixed Fabrics are shown in wonderfully broad vari ety and at most attractive pricings. ,25c Wm. Anderson Ginghams 15c In checks, stripes, broken 7)laids. plain colors, etc.. HI ins. wide, nil fast colors, 100 designs, at, per ynrd 15 c 25c Woven Tissues 124c--250 pieces just received, made by the celebrated Lor aino Mills, a splendid line of colors, at, per yard IZVtC Silk Mixed Novelties 25c and 35c a yard values, at 15c Silk Warp Fancies, Silk Dots, Stripes and Checks, all wash able and made to soli at 25c and 35c; at, yard 15c Silk Warp French Ginghams Over 300 pieces, made to sell up to 40c a yard; plaids, 'chocks, figures, all new spring colorings, greatest values shown in years nt, yard. . .18c Other Foreign and Domestic Wash Dress Fabrics. 811k Klrlpo Crepes, plain or print ed, at, per yard 50n Itcnutiful Costume Crepes, 75 l1Jno Cfcpo do Chines 59 Debutante Hllks, at 505 And hundreds or othor choice new weaves, attrnctlvoly prlcod. Sew CI0II1 Itntlne, In plain colors, novelty stripes or chocks, Hoc and 38 I'nlni Pencil Ilntino 38J Klccd Untitle, at. yd '48 XubhocI Itntlne, at, yd 50d- KntzllHh Ktripo Itntlne. . . .31.00 v ... Winter Stock Remainders and New Spring Mer chandise af Most Attractive Bargain Pricci an Interesting Combin ation for Buyers in February Cleariis g Sales Remarkable Furniture Bargains Monday, February 9th. The Following Articles, All Regular $20.00 Values, on Sale Monday at One Price. Presses, mirror, Golden Oak with 24x30 $20.00. value Slx-Prawcr Chiffonier, mahogany or oak, $20 value Onk Pressing Tnlile, with 22x24 mirror, $20.00 value Prnss Pcd, 2-ln. posts, heavy fillers, $20.00 . value China Closet, quarter ed or Fumed oak, $20 value 1250 for Choice of all Monday II u it d s n mo Puffcts, quartered or Filmed oak, $20.00 values. Quartered Oak Couch, mule skin upholster ed, $20.00 value. LQunrtered Oak Library xnniey $20 value, fine ly, finished. Set of O Pining Chairs, "regular $20 value. Oak Dining Table, G ft. extension, $20.00 value. Bargain opportunities seldom if ever equaled in Omaha. Come early Monday and get first choice. A Magnificent Showing of Wool Dress Fabrics are now on display in our daylight depart ment and now arrivals are swelling tho varieties every day. Are shown in almost endless pro fusion in our popular new daylight Silk ection. Crepe KuisoUet; tho last word In 10-ln. dress silks for spring; plain and brocaded effects, on tfO OCtodo sale, at P.0- p3.0U Crepe tie Chines and Canton Crepes are moro popular than ever; most attractive values at, per yard r....$1.28, $1.48 and $1.98 lO-In. Silk Poplins nnd Printed Canton Crepes, beautiful new colorings, big as- JQ QQ sortment for selection, yd OC iOC Two Remarkable Specials for Monday W Nearly 3,000 yds. of Paint nnd Novelty Hllks, 20 to 27 Inches wide, all silk Taffetas, Messallnes, Novelty Silks, Poplins, Plaid Taf fetas, etc., regular C9c to $1.00 yd. qualities, some slightly im perfect, to close,' at, OQ per yard oC Over 2,000 yds. Press Silks: 27 to 3G inches wide; Messallnes, Poplins, Louisenes, Foulards, Ponges, Bengallncs, Chiffon, Taf fetas, etc., to $1.25 yd. values, on sale Monday, cholco, q per yard DOC Exclusive Designs Pattern Table Cloihs Unhemmed Pattern Table Cloths, pure flax, usual price $4.00. Mon day, each 32.G8 Unhemmed Pattern Tablo Cloths, heavy double damask, usual price $5.00, Monday, each '-S3. 75 Unhemmed and Scalloped Pattern Table Cloths, puro flax, usual price $3.00, Monday, each co 2i Puro Linen, Large Size Hu'ck Towels, usual prlco 39c, Mon., ea., 25fjJ Imported English Two Toned Twills nro going to bo very popular for suitings; G4 In. wido, 20 pteces for selection, at, yd 82.50 nil-ln. Striped Dcdford Cords; best colorings; spring weights, on salo at 81.08 SPKOIAIi MONDAY. 40x54-ln. Plain and' Novelty Dress1 Goods, in a groat variety of weaves and colorings, to $1,75 yd. values, nt, yard . . G8n nrttl 08 fiiMn. Imported French Serge; an exceptionally fine quality, In all the now colorings for spring, 1914, 25 piecos for your nolectlon, at, per yard 81.25 It u t n n y Mills Wool Crepes; 44 In. wide, In every wnntod shade, at, por yard QSc Sl'KOIAL MONDAY. Sorges, Panamas, Whip Cords, Cheviots, Diagon als, etc., from 30 to 40 Inches wide, on sale, at yd 38ei and 48d Bargain Prices On Blankets and Comforters Makors greatly overstocked on account of the unusually mild weather. We bought Vovoral big lots at a great bargain and offer them this weok. $10.00 Blankets and Comforters. K. .$750 $ 8.00 DlankotB and Comforters $0.35 $ 7..50 Blankets and Comfortors 85.65' $ 6.50 Blankets and Comforters, ,,... .84.85 $ 5.00 Blankots and Comforters 83.45 $ 4.00 Blankots and Comfortors su'sn uianKoia ana comforters 82.35 3.50 3,00 Blankots and Comfortors 81.05 All Furs Must Go in Short Order am Fur Coats, Fur Scarfs, Fur Sots and Muffs will be placed on sale this week at a small part of their actual worth buy now. Fur Sots, to $7.50 valuos; on. sale $1.95 Fur Sets, to $10 values, on sale $2.95 Fur Sets, to $18 values, at. .$5.00 All Othor Fur Sets, Scarfs, Muffs at Half and Less Than Half Price. $50 and $60 Fur Ooats Russian Ponys, Kit Coneys and other popular furs, good assort ment for selection, on salo at $25.00 ALL WOMEN'S WINTER OOATS at Half Price and Less, sortment of choice styles and materials for your selection. $85 and $100 Fur Coats Handsome ly marked Russian Ponoys, Near Seals and Marmots, in nobbiest new styles ...$49.00 A remarkable as- Women's Bath Robes Made to sell at $5.00 and $6.00; .splendid assortment for selection, choico $2.95 Women's Long Tango Bloomers In silk, Jersey or messaline, to $5.00 val ues, all colors t $2.95 .NEW SPRING TAILORED SUITS Shown in an almost bewildering assort-, '- .'inent of 'tho now designs for spring 1914. You'll find tho quality at each price unquestionably superior early pricings unusually attractive up from ...$15.00, $19.50, $25.00, $35.00, $45.00 -J Wonderful Bargains in Our Famous Domestic Room Two carloads of Domestics, Sheetings, Muslins, Prints,. Ginghams, Percales, Wash Goods, etc., priced away below the present market prices. Fruit of the Loom, 36-lnch muslin, 10c val., 7J Unbleached Muslin, 3C Inches wide, 8c val., 5J Leghorn, 3C-Inch Bleached Muslin, 8c val.G?4i Lockwood "9x4 Bleached Sheeting, 29c val., 25c? Aurora 9x4 Bleached Shteetlng, 27c val., 23 HtS 18-Inch Linen Crash Toweling, 10c values, ru 72x90 Made Sheets, 50c values .dU Moonlight 45-inch Pillow Casing, 15c val., lOr? Pillow Cases, good muslin, 12 e values, Wamsutta 81x90 Seamless Sheets, $1.10 vat., 85 Unbleached TaWtJ Linon, 70 inches wide, 79c va uesvat, each . 59t Hemmed Bed Spread, 3-4 size, 79c values, "koa Anderson's Zephyr Ginghams, 31 inches wide, 25q values jo Uti Amoskeag Apron Ginghams, remnants, 70 vafc ues, at, per .yard .' k . . . ,e!i Remnants Percales, 36 Inches wide, new pattorns, 10c values e- Curtaln Scrim with borders, 15c values. . .".'.VoP Shepherd Checks, 36 inches. wide, 18c val., 12iY New Voiles,1 36 inches -wide, complete line of tho best colors, 25c values 18i Ratine Cloth, good colors, 26"c values 18& Pllsse Crepe, plain nnd figured, 29 Inches wide, all colors, 25c values . . A i Mercerized Poplins, all wanted colors, 25c val ues, at le-A Berlin Sateens, all best colors, 18c values, 12ilrt Amoskeag Outing Flannels, 12 c values. . . .7U1 Flannelettes, good weight, lOo values ..kU Simpson's Prints, all colors, G&c values... 5 Our February Sale of Men's Separate Trousers Continues All This Week. Biy Wow and Save Beautiful .New Floor Coverings The very choicest qualities. Newest 1914 patterns at prices that mean splendid savings to the homefurnisher. 0x12 AxmiHster Hugs Oriental and floral patterns, .. .818.00 Seamless llrus.sels Hugs. 9x12 size, Monday 812.08 '8-3x10-6 Blze. Monday. .810.08 7j6x9 slzo, Monday. ..... .$8.08 6x9 size, Monday 80.08 Water Color Window Shades; 7 ft.-long, on sale.- ...20d All Opaquo Window' Shades; ,7 ft. long, on salo 3Qc Surfacod- Llncoleum, 8-4, best quality, at, sq. yd 55 Afk to Sec tho Now lllgclow Seamless Wilton Pugs; 9x12 slzo, special, at 828.50. Seamless Velvet Rugs; 9x12 slzo, special, nt 814.08 Body Brussels Rugs; 9x12 toizc, special, at 825.00 Reversible Scotch Rugs; 9x13 size, special, at 86.08 No-PleCo Curtain? Stretchers Mado from Bubs Wood, will not warp ,..80 Dundee- Stair Carpet, yd. . . .30d China nnd Jap Mattings) 20 to 35d Cocoa Door Mats, f)8c-&2.25 Rug nnd Carpets. 1914 rug cata logue free to promptly. out-of-town customers. A postal will bring It to you Drug and Toilet Goods Prices for Monday's Selling 10c size Peroxide Bath. Jap nose, I'liysicians ana Biirseons, Har mon's or Munyon's Wttcli I laid , Soaps, at two bars for lSo Two bars ot Williams' Shavlmr Soap for So lOo Shtnola Shoe Polish for.... Go One full pint of pure Witch Haz-il and bottle for 18o 60c and 75o Hair Brushes, slightly sotted, go at, each IBo 35C Ebony back Hand Brushes cut to 3S0 11.25 and S2 Hand Mirrors, somo ebony back, each ..9So COo Hind's Honey and Almond Cream for 300 11.00 box. Jack Rose Face Powder special -.esq 26a Sanltol Tooth Powder or Paste at la4 11 slzo Pure Hydrogen Peroxide. extra site aso Ono hundred Dr. Pinkie's Cascnrtv Tablets for 880 Two dozen Aspirin Tablets, flvo kiuiuh eacn, i,or , .....150 Phenolax Wafers, per dozon....so COo Java Rice or Pozzont's Faco Powdor, for aso 26c slzo Laxative Bromo Quinine nt 13Ho 36c Fletcher's Castorlo, the senu Inc, at suso EOo bottle California SyrUn ot Figs 350 W Bavs TTou BO to 78 oa Rubber Qooods M.00 Wellington Fountain Syringe and Bottle Combined, guaranteed for five years, for 98.00 76c andll.00 Rapid Flow Fountain 'Syrlngo for -..Wo One bis- lot of Rapid Flow Foun tain syringe and Hot Water Bot tles, guaranteed perfect, now goods, regular price 2. and 12 60 go at, each , ai.oo 7Bo values in Rubber Gloves; at, the pair e i3i Some Unusually Attractive Values Mon day In Our Curtain and Drapery Section Brusselette. Curtains Pull size, dainty patterns, special-values, Monday at $2.98 and $3.50 'Novelty Ourtaina "Wortli $2.50 a pair, white or ecru, dainty 'borders, fine pat- . terns, pair $1.50 Mercerized Marquisette Curtains Hemstitched hems, lace trim med, specials, Monday, pair, 82.25. 82.50 and. v.. 82.08 Ciuny Curtains In white or ecru linen, lace trimmed, special, per pair 83.50. 84.50 80.50 Special Flour Sale Monday Flour Has Taken Another Advance We Advise Our Customers to Buy Now This Flour Is mado from th best se lected wheat nnd guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction; nothing finer put up for making bread, plea or cakes; Monday, 48-lb. sack, I.IO 22 lbs. best Granulated Sugar. . .81.00 10 bars Ueat-'Km-All or Diamond O Soap for '. 85 10 lbs. best White or Yellow Corn' meat Wo 3 lbs. best Rolled Breakfast Oatmeal for 85 C lbs. best Bulk Laundry t)tarch. .S5o 6 lbs. best Broken Rice. ,...85o i lbs. fanoy Japan Rice, lOo quality, for The best Domestic llaooronl, Vermi celli or Spaghetti, pkg.' 7lie Advo Jellpr Jello. pkg 7io Quart Jttfi fancy Manzanllla Olive for o 1-lh. cans Assorted Soups 1io Large bottles Worcester Sauce, pure Tomato Catsup, Assorted Pioklw or Prepared Mustard, bottle. . .ByjO 4 cans fancy Sweet Sugar Corn...25o 4 cans fancy Wax, String, dreen or 1.1 inu Jleana SSo 3 cans fancy Solid Packed Tomatoes for S5o 13, C. Corn Flakes, pkg. 7io Heruhey'B Breakfast Cocoa, lb. ...30o The best Tea Sittings, lb .' loo Ooldeu Santos Coffee, lb 30o The Best Creamery Butter, carton or bulk, lb .........300 The Best Country Creamery Butter, lb 280 The Best Dairy Table or Roll Butter. lb. 85o Full Cream Cheese, lb IBo Imported Swiss or Roquefort Cheese, lb , 3So TXX VEaST&B&S TSAHXET TOR 1KB FSOP&B IS KATOSITS 16 lbs. of the best White or Red Po tatoes 3 So Demand 16 lbs., the law requires It. Large bunches Fresh Beets, Carrots, Turnips, Shallots or Radishes, per bunch .So 3 heads Fresh Leaf Lettuce .lOo Large Head Lettuce, head 7Ho Fancy Ripe Tomatoes, lb 10c Old Beets, Carrots, Turnips or Par snips, lb 3V4o - Fancy Cabbage, lb. . , .3?io Fresh Brussels Sprouts, lb 17io 3 large Green Peppers lOo Funcy Kurd Dates, lb ISo Fancy Hallowe'en Dates, lb.,.,...10o Fancy, Large, Juicy Lemons at. per doxeu .....i S5o Bat Highland Havtl , Oranges nothing- healthier one-half the price of applss. n 260 size, Monday, dozen 19o 200 size, Monday, dozen. ....... . .IBo 176 size, Monday, dozen 30o 160 size, Monday, dozen 35o Sunfast Madras for over drapes, all colors, 50-incli wide; at, yard 85c 60q Curtain Madras, 48-inch wide, white or cream; spe cial, yard 35c 75c Bungalow Nets 46Mnches wide, white only; on sale at, per yard 50i Fancy Nettings for curtaln3, lino weaves, to ?1.75 values, but .slightly soiled, at, yard....00t Hemstitched Scrims; 40 Incho3 wide, at . T. . .35tS 25. Iftn $5.00 Kopo I'ortlers for doublo doors, all colors, special, at, per pa,r 83.05 Renown Ranges, the Kind With Black Nickel Finish. They Require no Stove Blacking Anywhere IT PAYS JHKBsllsWsBBSil V .SBBBBlBtfSBflsWsWl TRY HAYDEN'S FIRST IT "Renown" Ranges, up from. ...831.00 "Renown" Ranges, black nickel fin ish ..i ,'. ....,$60.00 "Garland" Steel Ranges $37.30 Cook Stoves, up from 810.50 We are closing out onr entire line of Garland and Xsnown Base Burn ers, Howard Heaters and Oak; Heaters at Bargain Prices. The following ltsms rednota for Monday's Special Balet Ash Sifters lOo Large slzo Lanterns 49o Furnace Scoops, fit any furnuce door, only ,33o Warranted Axes 89o Large size Sanitary Chemically Treat ed Dustless Mopa 39o Genuine "Cllogan" Alcohol Stoves 3do Pe Tins, every size, 2 for So Family Scales, warranted accurate, only eoo Potato Hirers ...lOo Genuine Wilson Toasters ,ico Full size best grade either .zinc or brass Wash Boards 19o 2Sc best extra heavy braided cotton Clothes Linen 19a We sell "White TmUV Blectrla Washers. PAYS Six Big China and Glassware Spe cials for Monday 50c set Out Salt and Pop pers; big values Monday, per set 25c Cut Ind. Salt Dips, extra special, 6 for 60c Thin Blown Water Glasses, 6 for 20c China nnd brass Fern Dishes big assortment, ea., 50c 35c Decorated Cuspadores, each 19c Austrian China. Decorated Dinner Plates each . . .10c Unlike most prima tfonnas, Murle Rap pold ot the National Opera-Company of Canada, lias few fad. Sho Is not u great horte woman, she does not caro for cats or dogs and seldom goes to the theater, but,ays that her one recreation Is "moving pictures." Sho -says she can hardly reslut the temptation to go Into all the moving ploture theaters she sees. Near her home, on Rlreislde drlvo In Nrw York. Is a little picture palace, where they havo new films dally. Sho ays that hardly a day passes that she docs pot run In to see a picture or two. and on this tour she Is fairly thriving on them. The other day she unconsciously posod for one. Sho was busy making some records for a phonograph company' and the manager asked her if she would mind singing for some of tho . employes. Mine. Rappold graciously agreed und was taken Into a room, where she waa very cordially received by Several peopta rather strangely mado .up. They asked her to show them how she made a record, and she went through the process, llttlo dreaming that u moving picture was being taken of her all the time. It was t not v nt I some days later that she heard f about tho ' fmtura film." "The Prima Dunim," poecd by Marie Rappold. Need less to say, she called the manager to account, and the picture was never pub licly shown. Leo SlezaK. tho giant '.Czech,-who Is Jeudlng tenor of tho National Opera com pany, who sings j'Somson" In the all star production of' "Samson and "Dallla" at'jheVCudltor'lum, has a prescription tor perennial youth. "Laugh, relax!' and you ure bound to keep young," ts his formula. Slezak la a' believer' In relaxa tion and laughter as a provantlve ot many III, to say nothing ot' tlie vlrtuo of holding back tho hand of Father Tlnve. tay Slezak: "Too much Intensity, too much serious ness and too much worry makes people appear older than they are. All other ageing factors combined cannot equal wiyrry. Laughter does moro good than al the medicine In tjie, world. A good hearty laugh will euro a headache and, I believe muoh laughter tends to keep wrinkles from coming on the forehead and the cheeks." .1 Wonderful Kscnpv. A Kkntuoky colonel of the old s:hcol had made a proud boast that he hadn't drunk u K-'aaa of water, la twenty years. Ono dav as he was ndins to ..asnwuo on tho old L. Ss N. the train was wrecked while crowing a bridge and plunged Into the river. They pulled th colonel out with a boathook nnd when they got him on shore one of his friends ;u.uru up, crying: coionei, aro you hurt?" "No!" ho snorted. 'Never swallowed a d drop!" Current Opinion. Ilia Ilest Customer. Register O'Loughlln of Brooklyn will think twice before he undertakes to ad dress another convention of tailors. Ills own tailor led him into It. "For me." said the tailor, "you do It With my friends It makes a hit." O'Loughlln put on his openwork clothes and sat on the platform. Tailors, cutter, . buyers, oity salesmen, bushel men, models, bosses, other Items of the tailoring Industry 'buzzed loudly on tho floor. Now and then some man would enter aiU be greeted with applause. "That." aald O'Loughlln's tailor and guide, 'is Max tichlelner. "a u the llUv.p fnr Plnn.Mt.ln P- f . Hours O'Loughlln sat there. At last ho was Introduced as the next speaker. No one paid the least attention to him. C.?wt!r.?at'02,.rose V2.wanl th8 height of emotion. After three false starts O'Loughlln sat down. He was angry enough for arson. His tailor saw the black rage on hla brow. l!La,d,les and gentlemen." he bellowed, whacking at the table, with his gavel irVUi.8?UldKllften Mr- O'Loughlln. Tribune cuctomer." New Yorii V CoiiKiiiiiptlve Couuh. Stop It and get relief for' weak liim? coughs and colds with Dr. King's New Discovery. 50c and 11.00. All drucslsta.-. Advertisement.