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FEBRUARY CIRCUJUATION.
50,823
State of Nebraska. Countv of Douglas.ss
Dwlght Williams, circulation manager
of The Bee Publishing company, being
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ckangeA as often requested.
Mo, we're not in tho April-fooling
oqd, this time.
Not even Mr. Morgan could take
Jils mono with him.
No woman can, chango her dress
u rapidly as her mind.
Big insurance companies must not
do any gouging of tornado vUctiins.
Succession to tho money king
, - throne does not necessarily pass by
Inheritance.
J. Ham Lewis should -stop waving
his pink 'una and get down to so
rloua business now. (
Wise men do not run for office In
(Mexico unless thoy and their friends
pan shoot straight.
Even our. tornadoes are big out
tare In the west, but western grit
find courage are Batter,
It Is gratlfylag t know that tho
list of dead redM with the tide of
k Onto d f Iwxi.
In tkla Ykialty tcraidoee seem to
(travel from wfst to eat in-seeming
.tUfiaaec ot Horace Greeley's advice.
, The Boston Heratd refers1 to us as
''Busy, beautiful Omaha." Yea and
310 tornado can blow that away from
to.
i
It is hardly probublo that Secre
tary Bryan named his favorite sad
dle horse Bex as a concession to
Johnny Bull.
Bryan men are. eald to be com
plaining about the governor's selec
tions for the tprnado reilef commis
sion. Cut it out.
"Haaalbal demands a free
bridge," says tho St. LouIb Post-Die-jwitch.
That does not sound well
svfttr that Alps 'story, "
And tfc reform legislatures
to fct run without ttftisg com
jaaitt, without !o-rolllng, and
without )Jrty caucue.
It Ja ficMwt that two weeks will
isee th finish et the present No
fcraakt leitlve session, Move to
nuea4, u make it one week,
According to dfflclal statements
the dead in the whole Ohio flood will
not exceed 600. That's bad enough,
L .. A - A . ..1 .... . I f , 1 .
-v aiui ngi nriy uji iu original opocill-
pRtlOHS.
How to mako a building tornado
Jproof Is the subject of many learned
disquisitions, but' the problem was
jiolved long ago by the prairie pio
neer, Tha "most tornado-proof house
Jb the dug-out.
Sightseers and others traversinK
tho storm-struck gone should notibo-
come impatient when askod to show
passes. The soldiers are not there
as individuals, but as the law guard
ing property and preserving order.
"Cast thy bread upon the waters
for thou shalt find :Jt after many
days, Give a portion to seven, arid
also to eight; for thou knoweat not
what evil shall be upon the earth."
Asd now is a good time to remember
these words of the "Preacher."
uuwa at Lincoln imy-one candi
- i w . . A,....
dates are filed for Uie five places of
city commUaloner. and only thirty
ope for toe fifteen memberships in
Ike charter convention. Evidently
there, as elsewhere, the Job that car
ries tne pay In. the one that lorapta.
Heiw are the mighty fajlori. The
last Incarceration in durance vile of
our. much distinguished fellow jcltl
sen, 'Pat" Crowe, came about be
cause he had ordered raoro chop
uey at a restaurant than he had
jtsonoy to pay fpr.
Work of the Hospitals.
Omaha has often boasted of its
magnificent hospital facilities, and
Its large equipment of skillful sur
geons, doctors and trained nurses.
After tho wreck and ruin of tho tor
nado, wo bolloVo tho Tnluo of ' tho
hospitals, and their staffs, as an
asset to the community. Is appre
ciated as never before.
Tho flno work do'no by the medical
men, and tho open door held forth
to the maimed and injured by every
hospital In the city to its full capac
ity, stand out as shining examples,
Tho report of tho condition of tho
sufferers in the several hospitals a
week aftor the storm fury, calls .at
tention to the great number of .peo
ple, moro or less seriously Injured,
cared for promptly and effectively
In theso institutions.
Year after year wo havo bco'ri .pay
ing money for tho building and sup
port of our hospitals, and with this
great showing, not a dollar thus in
vested will ovor bo begrudged.
John Ficrpont Morgan.
J. Plerpont Morgan was the eolo-
sus ot Amorlcan finance and a domw
nant world factor In business,, yet
his death hardly disturbs. th& condU
tlons ho is said to have so largely
controlled during his life. His end
had boon, oxpectod and tho possible,
effects, discounted, Perhap this
may all leave rdom for still greater
tribute to his consummate fceniua
as a builder of commerce nnd a
monarch of finance Mr. Morgan
stands thus far supremo In tho
financial and industrial history ot
his country, and probably will do
stand for some years to come;
Ono of Mr. Morgan's private phy
sicians is quoted as attributing his
death to an emotional collapse
caused by his appearance beforo the
congressional committee investigat
ing tho allegod money trust. If , cor
rect, this tends to reflect a now light
upon Mr. Morgan's temporament In
tho gigantic affairs ho directed, he
was novor publicly known for his
emotion. In fact, if ho becamo emo
tional at -this investigation he con
coaled tho fact with superb skill.
Mr. Morgan "was noarly 76 years old,
nnd had been failing in health fori
fiomo time, so that his death 1b not
very remarkable and soems perfectly
natural without attempting to ox-
plain It from unusual causes.
Web Davis' Political KediviTUi,
Wobstor Davis Is a candidate for
mayor of Los Angeles, whore a re
call election was rocently hold. He
will be romemborod as the Kansas
City mayor whose hat was found
shot full of bujlet holes. Some folk,
who thought Davis talked more or
leas' .through his. hat, never, quite ac
cepted bis dramatic explanation of
tho shooting. Davis ardently sup
ported McKnloy In 1896 and drew
the appointment ot assistant secre
tary of tha Interior, but he fell out
with tho administration because. It
seems, it did not rush into tho Boor
war situation against England as he
thought it should, and by 19Q0
Davis was out tearing up tho earth
for Bryan on the Issue of antl-im-
perlallsm.
Kansas City parted with its for
mer mayor with excellent graco, and
no doubt will Jo ready with its
felicitations to Los Angeles, where
fads and faddists just now seem to
bo enjoying tho'lr heyday. This Is
tho first wo havo heard of' Davis for
eomo' years, but now that ho has
restored himself to the limelight he
la not likely to pass .Into another
eclipse soon. Los Angeles will not
be' able to smother him by defeating
hlra,
. Til Xew Summer' Home.
President Wilson's election pf
Winston Churchill's Now Hampshire
homo for tho summer capital seems
peculiarly befitting for a man of let
ters, though tho tlmo was even In
the history of Amorlcan presidents,'
when It would have been extraordi
nary for a ruler ot a nation to find
a novelist with such an eslalj. The
Churchill estnto is said to command
a Yletf of the beautiful Connecticut
river as well aa the green mountains.
being well Isolated from the rude
rtol'so of tho world. Thus New Eng
land, which fdrntshes moro summer
capitals than chief executives, seems
to have offered exactly such a re
troat as tho Bcholar-presldent would
seek. -'
Not only In tho choice of his sum
mer, home, but as well in his official
appointments, President Wilson bo
trays the effect of a lltotlme of
classical associations. Several of his
moat important nominations have
been ot scholars or men of letters.
It this is to bo regarded as an inno
vation, It should prove a wholesome
one. Perhaps, after all, the country
needs the Inspiration that wlU come
from a larger Injection ot this ele
ment into Its political lite.
Consumers paid the water com
pany at the rate of 35 cents per
1,000 gallons, out of which tho com
pany paid back over 9100,000 a year
in taxes. After buying the water
works the consumers are paying tho
same old rate, and In addition all the
taxes which the company no longer
pays.
Tho chaplain of the Arizona legis
lature prayod that the Lord might
chasten the newspaper correspon
dents, remembering, of course, thnt
the Lord chusteneth whom Ho
lovoth.
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Tliirtr Years Aco '
Ulshop Hurst of . the Methodist ltplsco-
pal. church comes out. to Jfebracka this
wecMo dcdlcato the ne w church at North
Platte and on his return may hold serv
ices In Omaha.
A fall of mingled snow and rain sot In
this afternoon and continued most of the
night. Enow April 1 Is nature's Joke.
.Two. iJne teams for the. cracker factory
hnve hrrlveil and ar. stabled aUHtcphfcn-
Mrs. B. & Brown 'of Hamburg. Ja,. U
visiting het- aurit, rsW. L. Hnow.' .
Iw E. Batch was among the passengers
Who ,weiit east.-. Ho jokingly, gave hU
destination aa Council Bluffs.
I'eter L. Henderson Is back from Rock
ford, 111., with" his bride. They are guesU
of .J. , R. Jenklnson. . '
Harry Hackett, who has' been corre
sponding Tilerk 'for Jt. O. Dun for th last
year, has gone to San Francisco, where
.ho expects to locate permanently,
tA. Jnlnlaturo houso on Wagon""'wheeIs
containing settlers for , Nebraska.; 'passed
through Omaha. It contained ft stove
with a smokestack and smoke curled up
from It as they passed alohtf.
The last of a series of three, concerts
was given at Boyd's by the ce'lfebmtcd
Herman band from the Thirtytflrst im
perial regiment from Frankfuri-on-the-Maln.
Good Judges of music are .lotid In
.praise of thd 'erttertalnment. . . ? ,.
The annual ' meeting of the 'Omaha
cricket club . was held at tho Darker
hotel and arrangements for the seasc-n's
playing completed.
The Omaha Ouards were still Jiokinff
fcY tho rascal who cut dowri One of' their
banners, for whose apprehension thfcy
had offered $25 reward.
Mrs, Jennie Coffey died at Her resi
dence, Fifth and William streets, and
plans were made for Interment at ties
Molnefi.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry S, Jaynia, ltai
Kmmet street,, sustained a severo afflic
tion In tha death of their daughter Louise,
who died after ten days of malaria fever.
The father and mother were In Califor
nia when she was taken sick and hastened
homo as rapidly as possible on notifica
tion. Charles Kountxo and Miss Kountzo wore
In Now York to spend Easter with their
brother, who had Just Vcturacd from
Europe.
The engagement was announced ot
Harry Nott of Omaha and Miss Maudo
Uryaht of Milwaukee, tho marriage j.o
tako place In Milwaukee early In -May.
Amadour Andrews' of the Wells-Kargo
Express company and family loft for
Kansas City, the new division hcntiquar.
tcrs of the company, to make their home
Ten Years Ago
jonn a. uoDson, one or tne most wiaeiy
known British contemporary political
economists, spent a tew hours In Omaha
as tho guest of Victor Rosewater, lie had
been lecturing at the University of Ne
braska ana went from here to Orlnnell,
la., for lectures, thenco to Chicago.
Governor Mickey spoke on "Tho Need
and Power of the Church' nt fho tnrmtLl
ODHilntr of a bout- lit Tfnuhlu M.mrvrini
.churcMtn the- eVeniai? bf
y -i.yuBywu-.ipt 7a.ittHOUiu ana
Miss Lena bleb! of South ' Omaha ob
tained license to wed.
President F, A. Nash of the Auditorium
subscribed for tt.CGO worth of tha stock.
increasing the 'funds that much.
Bir Cheptung. Liang Cheng With u retl
nute ot stxty-ftve gentlemen arrived tn
Omaha from the west and nmnned in
Washington lo t&kn tin Mm nfflHat 4nH,
as the successor to Ot, AVu' Ting-tang,
late Chinese minister to the UnlUd States.
Arnold c. Koenlg, a hydraulic engineer,
was named water commissioner bv the
R. D. Howell and other Wafr boara
members at a salary ot $15 a rodntft. It
was whispered, however, that th m.
polntment was not to be a permanent one.
but only to make way for R. a. himself
a nttie later.
Wtnfleld Scott Camn. an old renldnnt
of Omaha, died siirlrifmlv m t v.a nnm
I4 North' Thirteenth street, at 7 a. in. dt
mo age or eo.- He was found dead In his
room when" " member of the household
entered. v
;PeopleTaik6d About
Henri Frnmairsst. nf'.nnp. i..B;'iv.n
cjios'cn by the United" '.States nd Oreat
3fUlp' as the., third member of n tcoin
Wsslon of three- tp? adjust pecuniary
iinvvvr y ory nnenuon. to Ha'vara.
iJHLaltr!' lew' pasied making UrtllSgul
for' a mhn Inmnrru imiit hi i. .....
leuat ts- day. ' " '"
President David' Starr Jordan of 1JLe-'
land Stanford, Jr., University, htu ben
granted a year's Irav'a of absence ai4
will go to Europe In the interests of ln-
ternational peace.
A h a! .,(N.r,j .......
...v..w. uv.wvvu nuui uuroisittifia lanes
the place of gasoline In driving nSptor
cant In Rhodesia. South AfHrau Tl,r
are a few boards off 'the' Standard Oil
fence, arpund he world.
From fhe screanis of New York papers
the Impression is Rained that flrvmnr
Suiter and Charles do not speak as they
pass oy and that yielr love for each
other1 makes ahgels envious.
A J. Rolfourk former premier a-)d until
last year leader of the unionist party.
Is one of the very wealthy men of Ureat
Britain, his annual
t some half million dollars. Mpst of
tms cpmes rrom .Ws Scottish- estate.
WhlttlnghaniSj HaddIngtonsh.lre, the chief
products of which are potatoes and metal
for road making.'
The eleotlon of J. Hamilton Lewis
United States senator from Illinois Is an
event of profound significance to circles
tonsorlal, Mr, Lewis Is .the Beau Brum
mel of whiskered statesmen, and his
transfer to official station partly restores
the whiskered equilibrium 0f th9 admin
istration. TooolUnar SeU-Abntlon.
Springfield Rtpubllcan.
The resignations of 2.000fourth-clsss
postmasters, noiwUhtn'ndlnr that they
wero placed In Ahe classified' (service, at
first glance Indicates a brotherly desire
to give dtmeoratlc neighbors a chance to
hold offlcefinder the democratic admlnls.
tratlpn, bwt set nappens that practically
j rayon, ouwk so happens that practically
a(l of thewtesIgivHtlpns are In offices
where, the ry ts nominal and the ex
penses often nceed or ejia the com
pensation. VMtf these circumstances,
tho aelf-ahnatlon Involved is not so
toucmng as twi might assume.
OMAHA, TUESDAY, APRIL 1, 1913.
Neighbor Sympathy
North Platto Tribune: The offers! 'of
aid to the! stricken people ot Omaha,
which come front "nil ovor tne statu" as
well as frc-ht all:rihtf of ttje country,
show that wherf peppfoare In dlslrcsa
the moro fortunate Iftre quick la respond.
Under normal conditions we may seem
sordid and -nfisympjitlietlc .but -When5
calamitous events occur our hearts beat
warm for the unfortunate.
Ulysses Review: OuUof the wreckage
made by the big storm at Omaha will
arise wonderful work nf. nrtf.ilttiirA
but the.tt6Uljt9 be,deplorfd that Omaha
with h.SM-SMh j (.S'.ii.-..-
cannot ;fng;bk';nfe thM who weru
killed' n,0'fnaliwejl- the maimed. . ' ;,
Hartlngbw LHrj8omeinooubt will
attribute Ithyclonehfctfdovastated
Omaha to that city's extreme wickedness,
but It appears hat,thachutche,s were not
spared. ..
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Fremont Herald: Omaria has the'kym
pathy of all humanity in the tremendous
losses of -life and proportyjjccasloned by
, ; - t .nw.w'ivwii),. ,1
was the greatest disaster i?f Mi'ekln4everJ
rmhnrltaA In .1.1. .Vtiiii ...
.vvuuiryr noiwitn-
standlng. Omaha has nlriady. announced
Its Intention to tfare for its1 owrr, jo help
re-establish the hoiped, that have been
demolished by giving Inatjdul aid to its
people and otnerwlso! exhibited a courago
that can only be appreciated after one
visits the devastating scerio.
Tekamah Herald; Oovernor MOrehead
and the legislature aid td be commended
for thelr-prompt action lj relief meas
ures for Omaha. On. hundred thousand
dollars has been appropriated fdr Its re
lief. 4
Norfolk News: Omaha's faster day
catastrophe, the,. most appalling- 'disaster
tljat Nebraska- has. known, has stunned
the' country. The heart of the nation
Bpes out In deepest sympathy to the
stricken city and the, people of Nebraska
WOUld Clatilv lift anvlhlr. ....ii.,. . . .
relieve the sufferfng that has been caused.
Nebraska Clty'ress; Eastern people
Who read about windstorms In Nebraska
should not tako It for granted that such
things occur-every day. Otoe county
has Just-experienced the very first tor
nado of any size in the history of the
county. The Omaha disaster is tho
very xirst that city has ever. had. Un
like police scandals in New York, Ne
braska tornadoes do not occur with
sickening rapidity.
David City Bannjr: The old seUlcrs
of David City have nothing but the warm
est sympathy for tho storm stricken peo
Plo. We have been through It and can
fully realize tho situation. While out
death loss was only one. the awfulness
of the calamity comes home to us In Its
fullest measure. The twenty-two years
that have elapsed since our homes were
swept awoy has not dulled our memory,
and, In our mind, we can see the fearful
destruction that has visited the east part
of the state.
i
Wayno Herald: All Nebraska sympa
thizes, with .Omaha, in tho loss,it suffered
by tornado. It 4s. the .greatest, catas.
trophe in the history, of 'tjiat city,
Omaha s promptness and' generosity ih
the past In giving alcT to other cities
in distress should now bo reciprocated.
Fall of Adrianople
Chicago Tribune: The fait of Adrianople
closes one of the most brilliant and
horolo sieges lp tho history of modern
wnr, ln the proud records ot the warlike
Turk It will tako a place with Plevna
although the military critic may conclude
that It docs not deserve so high a place.
New York Post: The fall of Adrianople
ushers In peace in the Balkans. The
skilful campaign in Thrace comes virtually
to an ond with one of the most brilliant
feats of arms in hlstory-tho capture of
a mighty '.tortriss by. direct ossault, Jrhe
peoples ot tho near chst will go back
for a parallel to this 'historic event To
the fatal night of May U53, when
Mohammed n, fought his way into Con
'stanllnople. J '
Philadelphia Record: Slnfcj Adrianople
Was to become theirs anyhow, by the.de
cree of the powers. It mnn k
demand why the Bulgarians. should -hViM
... ..w,..c,,Uuuci fiKriucc lnvoivM-
in a three days'Bs?aiiIV"(n "tH fortress:'
The only plailslblb explanatlon: -of UIa
lost desperate, and successful, effort to
capture the place Is that the. Bulga'rians
desired to enter the peace' conference
With ail the terrUoty' tthey claim In their
actual possession''. ;'" fv
"St. Louis aiobe-Democr'a't: it would
seem- that the fall of Adrianople and
Tchatnlja push tho soldier Into the back
ground and send the statesman and diplo
mat to the front: There Is nothing more,
for the Bulgarians to fight for. unless It
Is ConstanUiippJe, and they ore nware.
that the powers would not permit them
to hold that capital,- 'even If they could
take it Except In the case of Monte
negro, the smallest and weakest -of- them,
tha allies have had better fortune than
they had ..any right to ejpect at the out
set. Word from Omaha
St. Louts Republic.
Replying to the, message of sympathy
and offer ot assistance from thq'pusinesa
Men's league,. J. M, OuUd, for the Omaha
Commercial! clb,b, saja that the city will
take care of the situation. Mr. Guild
fixes the tornado's path, estimates prop
erty loss, gives the number of dead and
injured, the homes destroyed and the
number Of Homeless people, acknowledges
the proffered help, and. "It necessary, will
let you hear from us further." All this Is
done In elehty-seven words. For com
pleteness and conciseness the Omaha
telegram la a remarkable document. The
Omaha storm, destructive rs It was, has
been lost sight of fn the overwhelming
calamity In Ohio and Indiana. But the
Nebraska city's bearing, the poise and
self-confidence It displayed under ruin and
death and Us mastery of events as shown
tn the summary quoted have been note.
Worthy. There Is nothing accidental Jn
Omaha's, growth .and power- That city
has given a fine example of self-reliance
and capacity.
Ul nnd Dot n-.
In time pf calamity American com-'
muqlties wait not upon the, order pf
going, but act at once. I
erDoxl
Cnn This He TrtieT
OMAHA, March 3L-To the Editor of
The Bee: Coroner Crosby Says there was
no body snatching. No, I suets not
metaphorically, but some ot the jndsr-
i takers were mighty careful to seo that
the bodies were removed Jus. os quick
a they stopped breathing, regardless ot
the number that were Injured who were
waiting to be takei to the hospitals. I
noticed that the dead who were taken
8ut were, removed vat once, but tho ln
Jqrtsotna. of them," lay a long .time bo
fdro theyVere rehibVed.
JtAttlt Burdette street two. colc-Ved peo
ple wlth'broken legs lay uh'tilj8:30 o'clock
before- tbeK were token to tehospltit,
and-one- Of "the "hero undertakers went
past about Twenty-fourth anij Burdette
about 8 p'vCjock with two dea bodies In
his wagon, and when told at the two
colored people bo said, "WIIIe back JO'
about forty minutes, and wllljjs.ee jfjt I j
can ao ror mem." Bid no uioa nis
wagon and take them to thtfhospltal?
Oh, no. I
I heard ano'tjirf undertaker' Jclla man
that "hls" was 'a dead "wago Rnd that
he didn't have the facilities tc handle the
Injured. It seems to mo th t any old
kind of a wagon would be p od enough
ln such a case as we have Jusj had.
I helped take one man six 'locks In a
wheelbarrow. Two dead bodies wore taken
out of. the some -pile of wijfckage, but
when we got back from the ifspital they
wore gone. They were rcmol'd by some
of 'the "hero" undertakers, fold It took
.half the, next day lo locattftbem, and
Instead of all being taken jt'lone place
they were scattered over toWtmong the
"heroes." AN EYESTNESS,
, roor F-c-iica JE'rffW
OMAHA, Starbh 31. To tf hffliMltor of
The Bee: While the CmtilsJ club
made a- mbst grievous mistWin notify.
Ing the world that Omeh&t'IjWW provide
ror the cyclone sufferers fln-ld not
need outside assistance, hovffr the club
has undertaken to rectify mistake.
yet It will never be entlroi.wvercome.
In all probability enou&ffmoncy will
be received to help hundifljs of poor
people provided the fund 1 Jfoperly han
dled, and I believe It WHlbe. Judging
from the good men who npmprlse the
board, ,
, I believe that every do'
that has
been or hereafter will bel
tended for the poor peoplJ
their homes and not oriel i
ated, ts In
o have lost
ar given to
help the rich mert or
who had
ample cyclone Insurance.
In the two
latter casea.they can rebil
know that
I -.express 'the sentiment
trlbUtor when I" suggest!
very '!on.
the board
that It find every homcltV.at waa do
stroyed and also find the cost pf
the homes and then go V work and re
build the homes; also fmpensate with
a certain sum for loss K furniture and
If any deaths or slcknerj'Pay It pff, and
apply this plan to tno.Ton peopie.
After this has been doi
any, money left thenjM
and there is
oprlate it to
inose wno naa cyciope
isurance. It
would be unfair to ta
or poople ot
Qmaha who have lostf t
thing Jn the
which man-
cyclono to have the
ages the fupd to ap;
ate the fund
to some wealthy ma
o has lost a
tCO.OOO house. Ho Is aibl
o rebuild and
while he has had a
s, yet it doeu
hot leave him destltutlt.
In so many Instance
re money has
or in similar
been given to help
destructions by cyclo
tio people who
were riph or well-to
ere allowed a
bortlon of tho fund
use they, too,
had losses. It Js w
the rich and
those protected by
help and while the
nee need no
losses yet It
Is nothing ln compart
th poor people
who have lost every
Omaha and other
and districts
are subscribing ltbe
d It the fund
Is used rightly ever
man who lost
his home or his, ho
goods will be
put In Just aa, good
storm, besides his B.
as before the
ies of death
and sickness will
It Is up to
the board to first
money for '.he
poor and no doubtl
be done.
HE 8CENE.
A VISITUI
Inspired,
lotlSBI.
i The late aenaic
ar was onte lni-
Prtvned tq, lenditj
fluence in Cehaif
ofj-chronwofflc
Jfar. It was not it
dlfiicu tmtier u
tlfy the applicant a
tambltloni'by secu
or him a place as
peflv.whfoh was not
cousui at. a uuiar
considered 'd high
-.sirable'bfflce. Tli
ric,wly appointed l
I had served but a
shdrttlrpe, rj()Wt
Wben bis wife, un-
able to wltbiatiii
maltgnant climate.
Disheartened ani
ea ma pcJi i.na re
turned home.
Some) Years lot
senator was mildly
surprised at bel
gain approached oy
the ex-cousiUi -i
sked for reappoint-
ment to his old
th. "Perhaps 1 can
do something i
ou," said Mr. Hoar;
"but. consldertn
there, your r
ur tragh; bxptrience
it seems a, little
strange."
"I know, e
I tne aspirant, a
. yo'w see, - tfrnator,
trifle ruefuilyt
I'm married at
The Dof,f FHvlIeire.
Uoton Binclf I" " lecture In New
York. condemfrhdlistrlal or business
morality.
It ts all
he said, "but every
body tblnk
fall right. It reminds
me of Ti
"Once In in
utn poKr fame, a
player give htmeeit
tenderfoot lot
tour aces fu
fo bottom ot the pack.
The tende
iished with Indignation.
He turned se
Tin Can native and
whispered: Vt'
" 'Did yodatthatr
"See wh
" 'Why, tllaipund dealt himself tour
aces!' . It
"'Wall,' slfie native, ip a surprised
fone. 'wa'n-lfrls deair"
kForTTord.
The pres.
visiting thl
ot a small college was
lie town that had been
his formerl
I) and had been tUKed to
address at
ence of hts former netgh-
bors. In
b .assure them that his
career hai
caused him to put on airs
he began
lidress thus:
"My de
llends I won't call you
ladles ar
litlcmen I know you too
well to
nal.
hat." Ladles' Home Jour-
Iltaa the Nerve t
and Plain Dealer.
WatitrH nomnilllonalre who has1
nerve B to gt as ambassador tu
some iff"' i mm live HKt) u
Plain Asssl" vitueii.
' 7Twice yT'ales
ilESE GIRLS OP 0 UBS.
DauKhterBut, papa, hew can you-say
that Jack is extravagant? I'm sure ho's
very economical. -
Her Dad How do you know? '
DaughterWhy, ho never comes hero an
evening but that ho turns down thenras.
Boston Transcript.
"I dare say their betrothal In the
mountains was very romantic, but I
wouldn't like to propose to a g)rl near a
mountain gorge."
"Why not thero?"
"Because I'd bo afraid she might throw
me over." Baltimore American.
"Jack told me lost night that I looked
sweet enough to kiss."
"And what did you say?" . .
T told him that was the way I in
tended to look." Houston Post
"Will anybody, miss mi, when . I'm
gone?"
"Plenty of people. Thero's the' piano
man with his dollar a week., tho ency
clopedia man with' his drJlT, tj,. j
surarico agent wlth,.J.?C tu cents.' Kafi.,
sns City Journal ' . - v- .
"In idr'rhU8band fond of mimic. fcfr'iS
Welrhhelmer?" -
j"My. yes."
La'-But I noVer seo him ln your box at. the
grand opera?"
"Opera Is not to his liking. When we
Un TOA lpnvi. him o hnmA .c I 1. ..hn
, . . - .lie illll-
dren, and he amuees "himself till wo get
back by knocking CO cents against a dol
lar balanced ort his finger." St. Louis
Republic.
How I Pay
For All My Clothes
For several years I have kept house for my
brother and have been dependent upon him
for nearly everything. He is very generous
to me, but I am such an expense to him in
oher ways, that I always hated to ask him
for money for my clothes. It has been a big
problem to me to obtain the clothes I needed,
and would be still if I hadn't discovered a
very easy way to get them.
A year ago I started, to buy my teas, soaps, foodstuffs and other
hpusehold supplies from Larkln Co. and got for" my money not only the
sameamount of, mipplles I would get at the store, but a Pre'mulm of
equal value besides. Of .course 1 choose clothes as my Premium as they
were the things I needed most. .
The Larkin Premiums pleased me so much, and I liked their Products
so weir that I got some of my neighbors interated ln this .plan of buying
and formed a Larkln Oub-ofiTen: As Secretory of this Club I obtained
extra Premiums from the Larkln'Co. and.ln that way have been able to
keep myself well clothed without going to any extra expense at all.
Larkln Co. publish a big Catalog which tells all about their Products
and Premiums, and their method of dealing. I wish you would write for
this Catalogue DJ9,, aa I know It will Interest you and be Of great lasting
value to you. Just send a post! to Larkln Co., Peoria, 111., and they
will mall you one.
MilSiiiis for Mf royements
The recent expenditure of millions for im
provements secures, for years to come, a
high position for the Chicago Great West
ern Railroad. Smooth road-bed, latest
safety devices, more modern equipment per
mile of road than any line in this section.
Shortest lino to St. Paul and Minn
eapolis. Two dally trains leave v .,
Union Depot 7:45 A. M. and 8:10 '"
' P. Mi ' -,.'.
To Dubuquo and Chicago through
sleepers and chair cars 5:Q0 P. M.
Ask
P. P. BONOIMDEN, O. P. & T. A.,
1522 Farnam St., Omaha. 'PIioho Doug. 200
Notice to Customers of. the
STANDARD LA UNDR Y
Our laundry plant has been wrecked by the storm.
Through' the courtesy of another laundry our work will
be done pomptly. We will maintain an office in old
plant, 2416 No. 24th, and will give the same delivery and
service as heretofore.
Work on bur new bpilding will be rushed as fast as
possible and we will soon be in a position to do our work
ourself. Telephone in working order Webster 876. Wo
need a continuation of your business.
STANDARD LAUNDRY,
PIEROE.& EDHOLM.
We Will PrT?de An Estate of from
$2,000 to $10,000
for Your Family
Payable at your death or tn ten or twenty annual Installment!). It you will
, VJ us. a small rate ot Interest on It during your lifetime.
A man aged thirty-five st the time f securing this contract, would pay
us, plus a small Initial expense, at the rate of only one and one-third per
cent ot the principal per annum. The cost at other ages U at same low rU
A' this small oo n can you afford to bs without tola protection s
There are many attractive features
be pleased to expjalr. upon request
ADVERTISED SATES OVABASJXIBD ,PT EHTIBE AS3BT?
GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION
SESERVE rum) OVES
T. VT TXTTEBnirOTOS. District HT.,.ni.
SOI HHASBIItl suuuiau
CUBIST POETRY.
. I-Vank II. Meloon. In Life
Since the new TVenoh nelmnl nf Mi bint
or futurists, Is depleting everything "
art, as grotesqtlely cube shaped, why not
a school of cubist pctry, something after
the style ot the following:
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