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New Tork-3 West Thirty-third. fit. txillin 402 Vriurn hulldlnir. Wdshlngton-723 Fourteenth St, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. FEBRUARY CIRCUJUATION. 50,823 State of Nebraska. Countv of Douglas.ss Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average daily circulation lor me monin ot reuruwj, ISM, was 0,823. DWIQHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and sworn jo before rae this 7th day 01 juaron, . ROBERT HUNTER, (Seat.) Notary Public, Subscriber leaving the city temporarily should hnve The Bee smiled to them. Address ITlll lie ckangeA as often requested. Mo, we're not in tho April-fooling oqd, this time. Not even Mr. Morgan could take Jils mono with him. No woman can, chango her dress u rapidly as her mind. Big insurance companies must not do any gouging of tornado vUctiins. Succession to tho money king , - throne does not necessarily pass by Inheritance. J. Ham Lewis should -stop waving his pink 'una and get down to so rloua business now. ( Wise men do not run for office In (Mexico unless thoy and their friends pan shoot straight. Even our. tornadoes are big out tare In the west, but western grit find courage are Batter, It Is gratlfylag t know that tho list of dead redM with the tide of k Onto d f Iwxi. In tkla Ykialty tcraidoee seem to (travel from wfst to eat in-seeming .tUfiaaec ot Horace Greeley's advice. , The Boston Heratd refers1 to us as ''Busy, beautiful Omaha." Yea and 310 tornado can blow that away from to. i It is hardly probublo that Secre tary Bryan named his favorite sad dle horse Bex as a concession to Johnny Bull. Bryan men are. eald to be com plaining about the governor's selec tions for the tprnado reilef commis sion. Cut it out. "Haaalbal demands a free bridge," says tho St. LouIb Post-Die-jwitch. That does not sound well svfttr that Alps 'story, " And tfc reform legislatures to fct run without ttftisg com jaaitt, without !o-rolllng, and without )Jrty caucue. It Ja ficMwt that two weeks will isee th finish et the present No fcraakt leitlve session, Move to nuea4, u make it one week, According to dfflclal statements the dead in the whole Ohio flood will not exceed 600. That's bad enough, L .. A - A . ..1 .... . I f , 1 . -v aiui ngi nriy uji iu original opocill- pRtlOHS. How to mako a building tornado Jproof Is the subject of many learned disquisitions, but' the problem was jiolved long ago by the prairie pio neer, Tha "most tornado-proof house Jb the dug-out. Sightseers and others traversinK tho storm-struck gone should notibo- come impatient when askod to show passes. The soldiers are not there as individuals, but as the law guard ing property and preserving order. "Cast thy bread upon the waters for thou shalt find :Jt after many days, Give a portion to seven, arid also to eight; for thou knoweat not what evil shall be upon the earth." Asd now is a good time to remember these words of the "Preacher." uuwa at Lincoln imy-one candi - i w . . A,.... dates are filed for Uie five places of city commUaloner. and only thirty ope for toe fifteen memberships in Ike charter convention. Evidently there, as elsewhere, the Job that car ries tne pay In. the one that lorapta. Heiw are the mighty fajlori. The last Incarceration in durance vile of our. much distinguished fellow jcltl sen, 'Pat" Crowe, came about be cause he had ordered raoro chop uey at a restaurant than he had jtsonoy to pay fpr. Work of the Hospitals. Omaha has often boasted of its magnificent hospital facilities, and Its large equipment of skillful sur geons, doctors and trained nurses. After tho wreck and ruin of tho tor nado, wo bolloVo tho Tnluo of ' tho hospitals, and their staffs, as an asset to the community. Is appre ciated as never before. Tho flno work do'no by the medical men, and tho open door held forth to the maimed and injured by every hospital In the city to its full capac ity, stand out as shining examples, Tho report of tho condition of tho sufferers in the several hospitals a week aftor the storm fury, calls .at tention to the great number of .peo ple, moro or less seriously Injured, cared for promptly and effectively In theso institutions. Year after year wo havo bco'ri .pay ing money for tho building and sup port of our hospitals, and with this great showing, not a dollar thus in vested will ovor bo begrudged. John Ficrpont Morgan. J. Plerpont Morgan was the eolo- sus ot Amorlcan finance and a domw nant world factor In business,, yet his death hardly disturbs. th& condU tlons ho is said to have so largely controlled during his life. His end had boon, oxpectod and tho possible, effects, discounted, Perhap this may all leave rdom for still greater tribute to his consummate fceniua as a builder of commerce nnd a monarch of finance Mr. Morgan stands thus far supremo In tho financial and industrial history ot his country, and probably will do stand for some years to come; Ono of Mr. Morgan's private phy sicians is quoted as attributing his death to an emotional collapse caused by his appearance beforo the congressional committee investigat ing tho allegod money trust. If , cor rect, this tends to reflect a now light upon Mr. Morgan's temporament In tho gigantic affairs ho directed, he was novor publicly known for his emotion. In fact, if ho becamo emo tional at -this investigation he con coaled tho fact with superb skill. Mr. Morgan "was noarly 76 years old, nnd had been failing in health fori fiomo time, so that his death 1b not very remarkable and soems perfectly natural without attempting to ox- plain It from unusual causes. Web Davis' Political KediviTUi, Wobstor Davis Is a candidate for mayor of Los Angeles, whore a re call election was rocently hold. He will be romemborod as the Kansas City mayor whose hat was found shot full of bujlet holes. Some folk, who thought Davis talked more or leas' .through his. hat, never, quite ac cepted bis dramatic explanation of tho shooting. Davis ardently sup ported McKnloy In 1896 and drew the appointment ot assistant secre tary of tha Interior, but he fell out with tho administration because. It seems, it did not rush into tho Boor war situation against England as he thought it should, and by 19Q0 Davis was out tearing up tho earth for Bryan on the Issue of antl-im- perlallsm. Kansas City parted with its for mer mayor with excellent graco, and no doubt will Jo ready with its felicitations to Los Angeles, where fads and faddists just now seem to bo enjoying tho'lr heyday. This Is tho first wo havo heard of' Davis for eomo' years, but now that ho has restored himself to the limelight he la not likely to pass .Into another eclipse soon. Los Angeles will not be' able to smother him by defeating hlra, . Til Xew Summer' Home. President Wilson's election pf Winston Churchill's Now Hampshire homo for tho summer capital seems peculiarly befitting for a man of let ters, though tho tlmo was even In the history of Amorlcan presidents,' when It would have been extraordi nary for a ruler ot a nation to find a novelist with such an eslalj. The Churchill estnto is said to command a Yletf of the beautiful Connecticut river as well aa the green mountains. being well Isolated from the rude rtol'so of tho world. Thus New Eng land, which fdrntshes moro summer capitals than chief executives, seems to have offered exactly such a re troat as tho Bcholar-presldent would seek. -' Not only In tho choice of his sum mer, home, but as well in his official appointments, President Wilson bo trays the effect of a lltotlme of classical associations. Several of his moat important nominations have been ot scholars or men of letters. It this is to bo regarded as an inno vation, It should prove a wholesome one. Perhaps, after all, the country needs the Inspiration that wlU come from a larger Injection ot this ele ment into Its political lite. Consumers paid the water com pany at the rate of 35 cents per 1,000 gallons, out of which tho com pany paid back over 9100,000 a year in taxes. After buying the water works the consumers are paying tho same old rate, and In addition all the taxes which the company no longer pays. Tho chaplain of the Arizona legis lature prayod that the Lord might chasten the newspaper correspon dents, remembering, of course, thnt the Lord chusteneth whom Ho lovoth. BE BEE: 1 1 . BackWad. LiOOKltU This ft itiOmql COMPILED FROM BCE- FILES' EESS AIUUL 1. ana Tliirtr Years Aco ' Ulshop Hurst of . the Methodist ltplsco- pal. church comes out. to Jfebracka this wecMo dcdlcato the ne w church at North Platte and on his return may hold serv ices In Omaha. A fall of mingled snow and rain sot In this afternoon and continued most of the night. Enow April 1 Is nature's Joke. .Two. iJne teams for the. cracker factory hnve hrrlveil and ar. stabled aUHtcphfcn- Mrs. B. & Brown 'of Hamburg. Ja,. U visiting het- aurit, rsW. L. Hnow.' . Iw E. Batch was among the passengers Who ,weiit east.-. Ho jokingly, gave hU destination aa Council Bluffs. I'eter L. Henderson Is back from Rock ford, 111., with" his bride. They are guesU of .J. , R. Jenklnson. . ' Harry Hackett, who has' been corre sponding Tilerk 'for Jt. O. Dun for th last year, has gone to San Francisco, where .ho expects to locate permanently, tA. Jnlnlaturo houso on Wagon""'wheeIs containing settlers for , Nebraska.; 'passed through Omaha. It contained ft stove with a smokestack and smoke curled up from It as they passed alohtf. The last of a series of three, concerts was given at Boyd's by the ce'lfebmtcd Herman band from the Thirtytflrst im perial regiment from Frankfuri-on-the-Maln. Good Judges of music are .lotid In .praise of thd 'erttertalnment. . . ? ,. The annual ' meeting of the 'Omaha cricket club . was held at tho Darker hotel and arrangements for the seasc-n's playing completed. The Omaha Ouards were still Jiokinff fcY tho rascal who cut dowri One of' their banners, for whose apprehension thfcy had offered $25 reward. Mrs, Jennie Coffey died at Her resi dence, Fifth and William streets, and plans were made for Interment at ties Molnefi. Mr. and Mrs. Henry S, Jaynia, ltai Kmmet street,, sustained a severo afflic tion In tha death of their daughter Louise, who died after ten days of malaria fever. The father and mother were In Califor nia when she was taken sick and hastened homo as rapidly as possible on notifica tion. Charles Kountxo and Miss Kountzo wore In Now York to spend Easter with their brother, who had Just Vcturacd from Europe. The engagement was announced ot Harry Nott of Omaha and Miss Maudo Uryaht of Milwaukee, tho marriage j.o tako place In Milwaukee early In -May. Amadour Andrews' of the Wells-Kargo Express company and family loft for Kansas City, the new division hcntiquar. tcrs of the company, to make their home Ten Years Ago jonn a. uoDson, one or tne most wiaeiy known British contemporary political economists, spent a tew hours In Omaha as tho guest of Victor Rosewater, lie had been lecturing at the University of Ne braska ana went from here to Orlnnell, la., for lectures, thenco to Chicago. Governor Mickey spoke on "Tho Need and Power of the Church' nt fho tnrmtLl ODHilntr of a bout- lit Tfnuhlu M.mrvrini .churcMtn the- eVeniai? bf y -i.yuBywu-.ipt 7a.ittHOUiu ana Miss Lena bleb! of South ' Omaha ob tained license to wed. President F, A. Nash of the Auditorium subscribed for tt.CGO worth of tha stock. increasing the 'funds that much. Bir Cheptung. Liang Cheng With u retl nute ot stxty-ftve gentlemen arrived tn Omaha from the west and nmnned in Washington lo t&kn tin Mm nfflHat 4nH, as the successor to Ot, AVu' Ting-tang, late Chinese minister to the UnlUd States. Arnold c. Koenlg, a hydraulic engineer, was named water commissioner bv the R. D. Howell and other Wafr boara members at a salary ot $15 a rodntft. It was whispered, however, that th m. polntment was not to be a permanent one. but only to make way for R. a. himself a nttie later. Wtnfleld Scott Camn. an old renldnnt of Omaha, died siirlrifmlv m t v.a nnm I4 North' Thirteenth street, at 7 a. in. dt mo age or eo.- He was found dead In his room when" " member of the household entered. v ;PeopleTaik6d About Henri Frnmairsst. nf'.nnp. i..B;'iv.n cjios'cn by the United" '.States nd Oreat 3fUlp' as the., third member of n tcoin Wsslon of three- tp? adjust pecuniary iinvvvr y ory nnenuon. to Ha'vara. iJHLaltr!' lew' pasied making UrtllSgul for' a mhn Inmnrru imiit hi i. ..... leuat ts- day. ' " '" President David' Starr Jordan of 1JLe-' land Stanford, Jr., University, htu ben granted a year's Irav'a of absence ai4 will go to Europe In the interests of ln- ternational peace. A h a! .,(N.r,j ....... ...v..w. uv.wvvu nuui uuroisittifia lanes the place of gasoline In driving nSptor cant In Rhodesia. South AfHrau Tl,r are a few boards off 'the' Standard Oil fence, arpund he world. From fhe screanis of New York papers the Impression is Rained that flrvmnr Suiter and Charles do not speak as they pass oy and that yielr love for each other1 makes ahgels envious. A J. Rolfourk former premier a-)d until last year leader of the unionist party. Is one of the very wealthy men of Ureat Britain, his annual t some half million dollars. Mpst of tms cpmes rrom .Ws Scottish- estate. WhlttlnghaniSj HaddIngtonsh.lre, the chief products of which are potatoes and metal for road making.' The eleotlon of J. Hamilton Lewis United States senator from Illinois Is an event of profound significance to circles tonsorlal, Mr, Lewis Is .the Beau Brum mel of whiskered statesmen, and his transfer to official station partly restores the whiskered equilibrium 0f th9 admin istration. TooolUnar SeU-Abntlon. Springfield Rtpubllcan. The resignations of 2.000fourth-clsss postmasters, noiwUhtn'ndlnr that they wero placed In Ahe classified' (service, at first glance Indicates a brotherly desire to give dtmeoratlc neighbors a chance to hold offlcefinder the democratic admlnls. tratlpn, bwt set nappens that practically j rayon, ouwk so happens that practically a(l of thewtesIgivHtlpns are In offices where, the ry ts nominal and the ex penses often nceed or ejia the com pensation. VMtf these circumstances, tho aelf-ahnatlon Involved is not so toucmng as twi might assume. OMAHA, TUESDAY, APRIL 1, 1913. Neighbor Sympathy North Platto Tribune: The offers! 'of aid to the! stricken people ot Omaha, which come front "nil ovor tne statu" as well as frc-ht all:rihtf of ttje country, show that wherf peppfoare In dlslrcsa the moro fortunate Iftre quick la respond. Under normal conditions we may seem sordid and -nfisympjitlietlc .but -When5 calamitous events occur our hearts beat warm for the unfortunate. Ulysses Review: OuUof the wreckage made by the big storm at Omaha will arise wonderful work nf. nrtf.ilttiirA but the.tt6Uljt9 be,deplorfd that Omaha with h.SM-SMh j (.S'.ii.-..- cannot ;fng;bk';nfe thM who weru killed' n,0'fnaliwejl- the maimed. . ' ;, Hartlngbw LHrj8omeinooubt will attribute Ithyclonehfctfdovastated Omaha to that city's extreme wickedness, but It appears hat,thachutche,s were not spared. .. ,." Fremont Herald: Omaria has the'kym pathy of all humanity in the tremendous losses of -life and proportyjjccasloned by , ; - t .nw.w'ivwii),. ,1 was the greatest disaster i?f Mi'ekln4everJ rmhnrltaA In .1.1. .Vtiiii ... .vvuuiryr noiwitn- standlng. Omaha has nlriady. announced Its Intention to tfare for its1 owrr, jo help re-establish the hoiped, that have been demolished by giving Inatjdul aid to its people and otnerwlso! exhibited a courago that can only be appreciated after one visits the devastating scerio. Tekamah Herald; Oovernor MOrehead and the legislature aid td be commended for thelr-prompt action lj relief meas ures for Omaha. On. hundred thousand dollars has been appropriated fdr Its re lief. 4 Norfolk News: Omaha's faster day catastrophe, the,. most appalling- 'disaster tljat Nebraska- has. known, has stunned the' country. The heart of the nation Bpes out In deepest sympathy to the stricken city and the, people of Nebraska WOUld Clatilv lift anvlhlr. ....ii.,. . . . relieve the sufferfng that has been caused. Nebraska Clty'ress; Eastern people Who read about windstorms In Nebraska should not tako It for granted that such things occur-every day. Otoe county has Just-experienced the very first tor nado of any size in the history of the county. The Omaha disaster is tho very xirst that city has ever. had. Un like police scandals in New York, Ne braska tornadoes do not occur with sickening rapidity. David City Bannjr: The old seUlcrs of David City have nothing but the warm est sympathy for tho storm stricken peo Plo. We have been through It and can fully realize tho situation. While out death loss was only one. the awfulness of the calamity comes home to us In Its fullest measure. The twenty-two years that have elapsed since our homes were swept awoy has not dulled our memory, and, In our mind, we can see the fearful destruction that has visited the east part of the state. i Wayno Herald: All Nebraska sympa thizes, with .Omaha, in tho loss,it suffered by tornado. It 4s. the .greatest, catas. trophe in the history, of 'tjiat city, Omaha s promptness and' generosity ih the past In giving alcT to other cities in distress should now bo reciprocated. Fall of Adrianople Chicago Tribune: The fait of Adrianople closes one of the most brilliant and horolo sieges lp tho history of modern wnr, ln the proud records ot the warlike Turk It will tako a place with Plevna although the military critic may conclude that It docs not deserve so high a place. New York Post: The fall of Adrianople ushers In peace in the Balkans. The skilful campaign in Thrace comes virtually to an ond with one of the most brilliant feats of arms in hlstory-tho capture of a mighty '.tortriss by. direct ossault, Jrhe peoples ot tho near chst will go back for a parallel to this 'historic event To the fatal night of May U53, when Mohammed n, fought his way into Con 'stanllnople. J ' Philadelphia Record: Slnfcj Adrianople Was to become theirs anyhow, by the.de cree of the powers. It mnn k demand why the Bulgarians. should -hViM ... ..w,..c,,Uuuci fiKriucc lnvoivM- in a three days'Bs?aiiIV"(n "tH fortress:' The only plailslblb explanatlon: -of UIa lost desperate, and successful, effort to capture the place Is that the. Bulga'rians desired to enter the peace' conference With ail the terrUoty' tthey claim In their actual possession''. ;'" fv "St. Louis aiobe-Democr'a't: it would seem- that the fall of Adrianople and Tchatnlja push tho soldier Into the back ground and send the statesman and diplo mat to the front: There Is nothing more, for the Bulgarians to fight for. unless It Is ConstanUiippJe, and they ore nware. that the powers would not permit them to hold that capital,- 'even If they could take it Except In the case of Monte negro, the smallest and weakest -of- them, tha allies have had better fortune than they had ..any right to ejpect at the out set. Word from Omaha St. Louts Republic. Replying to the, message of sympathy and offer ot assistance from thq'pusinesa Men's league,. J. M, OuUd, for the Omaha Commercial! clb,b, saja that the city will take care of the situation. Mr. Guild fixes the tornado's path, estimates prop erty loss, gives the number of dead and injured, the homes destroyed and the number Of Homeless people, acknowledges the proffered help, and. "It necessary, will let you hear from us further." All this Is done In elehty-seven words. For com pleteness and conciseness the Omaha telegram la a remarkable document. The Omaha storm, destructive rs It was, has been lost sight of fn the overwhelming calamity In Ohio and Indiana. But the Nebraska city's bearing, the poise and self-confidence It displayed under ruin and death and Us mastery of events as shown tn the summary quoted have been note. Worthy. There Is nothing accidental Jn Omaha's, growth .and power- That city has given a fine example of self-reliance and capacity. Ul nnd Dot n-. In time pf calamity American com-' muqlties wait not upon the, order pf going, but act at once. I erDoxl Cnn This He TrtieT OMAHA, March 3L-To the Editor of The Bee: Coroner Crosby Says there was no body snatching. No, I suets not metaphorically, but some ot the jndsr- i takers were mighty careful to seo that the bodies were removed Jus. os quick a they stopped breathing, regardless ot the number that were Injured who were waiting to be takei to the hospitals. I noticed that the dead who were taken 8ut were, removed vat once, but tho ln Jqrtsotna. of them," lay a long .time bo fdro theyVere rehibVed. JtAttlt Burdette street two. colc-Ved peo ple wlth'broken legs lay uh'tilj8:30 o'clock before- tbeK were token to tehospltit, and-one- Of "the "hero undertakers went past about Twenty-fourth anij Burdette about 8 p'vCjock with two dea bodies In his wagon, and when told at the two colored people bo said, "WIIIe back JO' about forty minutes, and wllljjs.ee jfjt I j can ao ror mem." Bid no uioa nis wagon and take them to thtfhospltal? Oh, no. I I heard ano'tjirf undertaker' Jclla man that "hls" was 'a dead "wago Rnd that he didn't have the facilities tc handle the Injured. It seems to mo th t any old kind of a wagon would be p od enough ln such a case as we have Jusj had. I helped take one man six 'locks In a wheelbarrow. Two dead bodies wore taken out of. the some -pile of wijfckage, but when we got back from the ifspital they wore gone. They were rcmol'd by some of 'the "hero" undertakers, fold It took .half the, next day lo locattftbem, and Instead of all being taken jt'lone place they were scattered over toWtmong the "heroes." AN EYESTNESS, , roor F-c-iica JE'rffW OMAHA, Starbh 31. To tf hffliMltor of The Bee: While the CmtilsJ club made a- mbst grievous mistWin notify. Ing the world that Omeh&t'IjWW provide ror the cyclone sufferers fln-ld not need outside assistance, hovffr the club has undertaken to rectify mistake. yet It will never be entlroi.wvercome. In all probability enou&ffmoncy will be received to help hundifljs of poor people provided the fund 1 Jfoperly han dled, and I believe It WHlbe. Judging from the good men who npmprlse the board, , , I believe that every do' that has been or hereafter will bel tended for the poor peoplJ their homes and not oriel i ated, ts In o have lost ar given to help the rich mert or who had ample cyclone Insurance. In the two latter casea.they can rebil know that I -.express 'the sentiment trlbUtor when I" suggest! very '!on. the board that It find every homcltV.at waa do stroyed and also find the cost pf the homes and then go V work and re build the homes; also fmpensate with a certain sum for loss K furniture and If any deaths or slcknerj'Pay It pff, and apply this plan to tno.Ton peopie. After this has been doi any, money left thenjM and there is oprlate it to inose wno naa cyciope isurance. It would be unfair to ta or poople ot Qmaha who have lostf t thing Jn the which man- cyclono to have the ages the fupd to ap; ate the fund to some wealthy ma o has lost a tCO.OOO house. Ho Is aibl o rebuild and while he has had a s, yet it doeu hot leave him destltutlt. In so many Instance re money has or in similar been given to help destructions by cyclo tio people who were riph or well-to ere allowed a bortlon of tho fund use they, too, had losses. It Js w the rich and those protected by help and while the nee need no losses yet It Is nothing ln compart th poor people who have lost every Omaha and other and districts are subscribing ltbe d It the fund Is used rightly ever man who lost his home or his, ho goods will be put In Just aa, good storm, besides his B. as before the ies of death and sickness will It Is up to the board to first money for '.he poor and no doubtl be done. HE 8CENE. A VISITUI Inspired, lotlSBI. i The late aenaic ar was onte lni- Prtvned tq, lenditj fluence in Cehaif ofj-chronwofflc Jfar. It was not it dlfiicu tmtier u tlfy the applicant a tambltloni'by secu or him a place as peflv.whfoh was not cousui at. a uuiar considered 'd high -.sirable'bfflce. Tli ric,wly appointed l I had served but a shdrttlrpe, rj()Wt Wben bis wife, un- able to wltbiatiii maltgnant climate. Disheartened ani ea ma pcJi i.na re turned home. Some) Years lot senator was mildly surprised at bel gain approached oy the ex-cousiUi -i sked for reappoint- ment to his old th. "Perhaps 1 can do something i ou," said Mr. Hoar; "but. consldertn there, your r ur tragh; bxptrience it seems a, little strange." "I know, e I tne aspirant, a . yo'w see, - tfrnator, trifle ruefuilyt I'm married at The Dof,f FHvlIeire. Uoton Binclf I" " lecture In New York. condemfrhdlistrlal or business morality. It ts all he said, "but every body tblnk fall right. It reminds me of Ti "Once In in utn poKr fame, a player give htmeeit tenderfoot lot tour aces fu fo bottom ot the pack. The tende iished with Indignation. He turned se Tin Can native and whispered: Vt' " 'Did yodatthatr "See wh " 'Why, tllaipund dealt himself tour aces!' . It "'Wall,' slfie native, ip a surprised fone. 'wa'n-lfrls deair" kForTTord. The pres. visiting thl ot a small college was lie town that had been his formerl I) and had been tUKed to address at ence of hts former netgh- bors. In b .assure them that his career hai caused him to put on airs he began lidress thus: "My de llends I won't call you ladles ar litlcmen I know you too well to nal. hat." Ladles' Home Jour- Iltaa the Nerve t and Plain Dealer. WatitrH nomnilllonalre who has1 nerve B to gt as ambassador tu some iff"' i mm live HKt) u Plain Asssl" vitueii. ' 7Twice yT'ales ilESE GIRLS OP 0 UBS. DauKhterBut, papa, hew can you-say that Jack is extravagant? I'm sure ho's very economical. - Her Dad How do you know? ' DaughterWhy, ho never comes hero an evening but that ho turns down thenras. Boston Transcript. "I dare say their betrothal In the mountains was very romantic, but I wouldn't like to propose to a g)rl near a mountain gorge." "Why not thero?" "Because I'd bo afraid she might throw me over." Baltimore American. "Jack told me lost night that I looked sweet enough to kiss." "And what did you say?" . . T told him that was the way I in tended to look." Houston Post "Will anybody, miss mi, when . I'm gone?" "Plenty of people. Thero's the' piano man with his dollar a week., tho ency clopedia man with' his drJlT, tj,. j surarico agent wlth,.J.?C tu cents.' Kafi., sns City Journal ' . - v- . "In idr'rhU8band fond of mimic. fcfr'iS Welrhhelmer?" - j"My. yes." La'-But I noVer seo him ln your box at. the grand opera?" "Opera Is not to his liking. When we Un TOA lpnvi. him o hnmA .c I 1. ..hn , . . - .lie illll- dren, and he amuees "himself till wo get back by knocking CO cents against a dol lar balanced ort his finger." St. Louis Republic. How I Pay For All My Clothes For several years I have kept house for my brother and have been dependent upon him for nearly everything. He is very generous to me, but I am such an expense to him in oher ways, that I always hated to ask him for money for my clothes. It has been a big problem to me to obtain the clothes I needed, and would be still if I hadn't discovered a very easy way to get them. A year ago I started, to buy my teas, soaps, foodstuffs and other hpusehold supplies from Larkln Co. and got for" my money not only the sameamount of, mipplles I would get at the store, but a Pre'mulm of equal value besides. Of .course 1 choose clothes as my Premium as they were the things I needed most. . The Larkin Premiums pleased me so much, and I liked their Products so weir that I got some of my neighbors interated ln this .plan of buying and formed a Larkln Oub-ofiTen: As Secretory of this Club I obtained extra Premiums from the Larkln'Co. and.ln that way have been able to keep myself well clothed without going to any extra expense at all. Larkln Co. publish a big Catalog which tells all about their Products and Premiums, and their method of dealing. I wish you would write for this Catalogue DJ9,, aa I know It will Interest you and be Of great lasting value to you. Just send a post! to Larkln Co., Peoria, 111., and they will mall you one. MilSiiiis for Mf royements The recent expenditure of millions for im provements secures, for years to come, a high position for the Chicago Great West ern Railroad. Smooth road-bed, latest safety devices, more modern equipment per mile of road than any line in this section. Shortest lino to St. Paul and Minn eapolis. Two dally trains leave v ., Union Depot 7:45 A. M. and 8:10 '" ' P. Mi ' -,.'. To Dubuquo and Chicago through sleepers and chair cars 5:Q0 P. M. Ask P. P. BONOIMDEN, O. P. & T. A., 1522 Farnam St., Omaha. 'PIioho Doug. 200 Notice to Customers of. the STANDARD LA UNDR Y Our laundry plant has been wrecked by the storm. Through' the courtesy of another laundry our work will be done pomptly. We will maintain an office in old plant, 2416 No. 24th, and will give the same delivery and service as heretofore. Work on bur new bpilding will be rushed as fast as possible and we will soon be in a position to do our work ourself. Telephone in working order Webster 876. Wo need a continuation of your business. STANDARD LAUNDRY, PIEROE.& EDHOLM. We Will PrT?de An Estate of from $2,000 to $10,000 for Your Family Payable at your death or tn ten or twenty annual Installment!). It you will , VJ us. a small rate ot Interest on It during your lifetime. A man aged thirty-five st the time f securing this contract, would pay us, plus a small Initial expense, at the rate of only one and one-third per cent ot the principal per annum. The cost at other ages U at same low rU A' this small oo n can you afford to bs without tola protection s There are many attractive features be pleased to expjalr. upon request ADVERTISED SATES OVABASJXIBD ,PT EHTIBE AS3BT? GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION SESERVE rum) OVES T. VT TXTTEBnirOTOS. District HT.,.ni. SOI HHASBIItl suuuiau CUBIST POETRY. . I-Vank II. Meloon. In Life Since the new TVenoh nelmnl nf Mi bint or futurists, Is depleting everything " art, as grotesqtlely cube shaped, why not a school of cubist pctry, something after the style ot the following: ' B oth menan 'dwomenw alkln g U p ' Ideddw n d o t - , hrongthebusyd lzz'streetslnt6.wn. 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