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THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14, 1912.
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"Mutes Quietly MaiTied. 'Bays'
Jjeadllne. How natural.
Mother argument in favor of pub
licity. In; public affairs is ttH il pro
motes fit t Icienc?;!'. :i ;
' ; t . t !
' jrter,,hrp;;t)es6; rmrteprld displays
are coming in a series" of eight, the
(prophets tells us. . ,
The visitlBg stationers have
learned, too, that KlngfAlt'-Sar-Ben's
fame is atftll on papers ;
;vSure sign W. the passing season:
CoaLdealels have liidn- their an
nual "coal shortage"; spelch. ") "
', .
.14 it true that the reason the average-;
bachelor Tetaains single , is "that
he fda if so 'ejisy to get married 7
More good iiewjiiior , the bull
moosers th LW follette supporters
in the senate have agreed to support
President Talt. ' ' !
; Omaha, the famous inland water
ing place: Macaws, " Carter UKe,
Seymour, Miller and Hanscom Park
lakes and Rlverrtew.' . ( ! 1 1,
Of coirse, the feasbn JHr. Carnegie
favors the Income' tax so zealously
is 'oecaui it would aid him in get
ting rid of his money.
, A .returned missionary, after view
ing dress styles ' la ' the homeland,
concludes that this country, needs
her mofe than dot the heathen. ,
,i tncf jave tiatoaged. thj-batOeahlp
Kfbrasia so! it,has had to Wy-upfor
repairs; but ther ' lslCnbthing ' 'the
. matterMtft'th krjuid ;old stats. .
, Perhaps Utocle Sam will recognlje
the. new. Chinese republic now that
he has gone into the laundry busi
ness in his Treasury-department.
I Among theearly-bird contributors
to the "Woodrbw Vlieon campaign
fund may be noted our old friend,
Harry A. Stone. Ah, there, Anti
Saloon league! 7r , .irl! i ' ';! ' ''' i
Perhaps Secretary Knox, while he
is ,over, attending the late Japanese
emperor's -funeral, might" rftep over
and recognixe .Ihe new republic of.
China 'for his government.
I "It a: not surprisin?lhat former
PrtEident Eliot of Harvard objects
.to the 4 third term candidate, even
though .he was at one time one of
'young men."-'
; .The Washington Post says Uncle
Joe' Cannon, kicked four feet, four
Inches at a ".party. The present
speaker of the house kicked more
than that at a recent Baltimore
party.:
Booker Wsshingtoa snd Jack
Johnson do not vote, alike. Dr.
Washington votes the.; republican
ticket. Jack hita'em 'middling
hard" and knocks 'em through the
ropes. ' 1 ; ..' ; ,
.' While what Uncle Sam proposes to
!o on the Panama may sot be all
right, yet it would, hardly.be worth
while trying to A6 anything rthat
would be ."all" -fright in Johnny
Bull's' estimation'. 'h r-'-'-'--41
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it 100 KB as.r mm Qamocrauc- pia
of uatnbaiga ii to Jaccdse Governor
Aldrlch of,gavinjnil sorta 6f foollhJ
things, f .The only4counter accusation
thai can ' be- 'brought successfully
8galnst'lhs' democratic., competitor,
11 r.'MoorbeaftJ. is1 th at of saying noth
ink; j;;:- ' ' " ;
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Senator-Gronaas-lilea is '.that if
he betrayed' thai'. republics' party
fo'tie third torm leaguwie, should,
hit fhttlH -thd senatettf hicu he
uas l"rtihi8''-aTTfpl)lJca.n .nl by
' re. b'it-ars "Ar.d.-no other' course
v l iHT-honorabl 1 v
( . .. Hadley.
. 'Of all the leaders on the. Roosevelt
side at the Chicago republican con
vention, Governor Hadley ws .the
only one who came out at the close
distinctly stronger than at the start.
H'e was the 'only one who evoked a
real, spontaneous demonstration. He
alone made a good impression on
every one in the convention hall
whether tbey . agreed or disagreed
with him.
Stories rife at the time that this
perceptibly growing popularity had
put the Missouri , man in bad with
Colonel Roosevelt, whose battle he
was fighting against great odds, are
supported by the treatment now ac
corded Mr. Hadley by the colonel's
closest friends and champions. ' In
its 'inspired story - of the convention,
for. example, the Jteview of Reviews
reiterates and harps upon the state
ment that " Governor Hadley was
spokesman for the Roosevelt forces'
"until the last day" While damning
him with faint praise, it declares
tV.at he Mas "an "unfortunate selec
tion for the leadership of his cause,"
and without making, the . direct
charge, intimates that Governor Had
ley ' was responsible for - the plan of
having the Roosevelt delegates' an
swer,. "Present, but , not. .voting,"
after the temporary roil was. made
permanent, and then refused to ex
ecute it and Join the bolters.' The
readar is left to Infer that Governor
Hadley' was spokesman only "until
the jast day", because of lack of cour
age, orwant of loyalty, to go through
with an accepted program. ,v
' Governor Hadley is doubtless well
able to take care' of himself, but this
sort of backfiring and, bushwhacking
does jiot look like fair play... Un
prejudiced people will be much more
inclined to' believe-that, the colonel's
unconcealed distrust of Governor
Hadley was due primarily,, if not
wholly, not to differences as to pro
cedure, but. to the frequent mention
of his name as a compromise candi
date for president upon whom all
republican factions might be brought
to unite. . - ... 1; . ... .
TbfaDay ftaOmaJia
compiled rasw esse rivr-a
AUGUST 14."
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' Slaughter Continues in Mexico.
Two ' hundred dead lying in the
streets of ,a besieged town, 'thirty-six
federal soldiers and twenty passen
gers on a train killed, an' American
soldier shot near El Paso, 'where
rebels are attempting to cross the
American boundary, and many other
reports of death and devastation, go
to show that the Mexican outlaws
are continuing .unabated their wan
ton slaughter. . Many atrocities of
the. most, revolting character are
being' committed by the wild bands
of bushwhackers with apparent Im
punity sd far as the Madero govern
ment Is concerned. Conditions have
come, to Just where, it was feared and
predicted they would come .unless the
administration that overthrew Diaz
proved its pro wess decisively 'against
(ha rebels. So long, of course, as
organized warfare continued, the
federals could command the situa
tion better, but they- have not as Vet
proved' equal to the emergency of dis
organizing fighting. The gravity of
the aituatibn remains alarming on
both sides of the line
Growth of Internal Commerce.
In a new compilation, 0. P. Aus
tin, chief of the ' bureau of. statistics
for the United States, shows that the
foreign commerce of this country ad
vanced from' $1,000,000,000 inf 1870
to practically" $4,000,000,000 11912
and that the internal domestic com
merce for the same period grew from
$7,ood,o'6'o;ooov t9 $33,000,000,000,
exceeding the ratio of foreign com
merce. ;
It is of . special Interest to note
Bkti8tiejan's!;comtneiit! jlhat the
growth of, our commerce and indus
try, which is a surprise to the'world,
really dates from the opening up of
thVfirst transcontinental railway in
1869. Lateral lines soon followed
the Union pacific, tapping and de
veloping the great productive valleys
of the middle west and later the far
west, giving to the-, world such an
abundance of new wealth as to form
a quickening impulse to business gen
erally. -1; ?., y ..- r i
And this great west . continues and
will continue to he the chief source
and reservoir of new wealth to' this
country. With ' ill' the stupendous
development which this growth In
our internal commerce 'reflects,
these fertile valleys and enterprising
cities have only .begun, ,tp open up
their resources.. s' Each,. year new
areas of vast extent are thrown open
to "agriculture"' under 'better systems
of cultivation that in themselves are
prolific of great promise for the fu
ture Large as has been the part
this section has played in the coun
try's ihdua'trial. advance, t is yet to
be mtich fflotej Important. ' ' , 1
Of course, ooth of those. Platte
river power canal schemes are, to be
developed now,the only open ques
tion .being which will materialize
first; Still, most of us would rather
see; ork actually begun before we
hegih figuring on cheap water, power
etectrio current. .;' . '-..' l -
' V ' v ' 1 1 ' 1 i '
j jOna' of the.'-bull' moose ' satraps
wirea to the convention, "What a
narrow escape ?we'; had, at theJune
ionvention. Roosevelt came near
being nominate."-' Ttat is'goo'd for
guff, but that.' Is sot the way the
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coivuei. jgji iuvui, iu , , -
Thirty Years Agv.
levers of good sport will bs glad to
learn that C. 1. Mentor, proprietor of
the Blue barn, has added to his Uvsry
an elegant hunting wason, also a two
seated carriage.
Mr. Wllle, the famous Farnam streSt
tonsorlal artist, has made conuHsrabis
improvements In his establishment.
Ed Witte is having a new coat ot paint
put on his Karnam street place. .
E-Senator Paddock is here to await
the coming at other members of the Utah
commission with whom he will proceed
to Salt Laks City.
The Concordia banquet and ball to cele
brate Mr. and Mrs. Henry Pundt's silver
wedding was a .great social success.
Among the guests noted are Jhe follow
ing: Mr. and Mrs. Burmelstef,' Mr, and
Mrs. Korty, Mr. and Mrs. Pycke, Mr.
Albert Thilenui, Mr. Charlla Wise. Mrs.
Max Meyer, Mrs. Hellman, Oeorgo
Tzschuck. Mr. and Miss Tzschuck, Messrs.
Julius and Adolph Meyer, Mr. and Mrs.
Joe Brussell. Mr. and Mrs. Mendelsohn,
Mr. and Mrs; Kauffman, Mr. and
Mrs. Edholm, Mr. and Mrs. Erlckson, the
two Misses Krug, Miss Flora Cohn, Mlk
Van Vorls, the Misses Prince, Miss Roth
child, Miss Baswltz. Miss Lehman, Miss
Blanche Wlthnell, Messrs. Martin, Min
nie and Abble Cahn, Mr. Dorman, Mr,
M. A. McNamara, Mr. Lehman, Harry
Baswltz, Mr. H. M. Peavy, Mr. S. J.
Fisher, Mr. Shepley, Mr. Krug, Mr.
Harris and Mr. Schlp.
Dr. J. C. Denlse and son left for the
west for a few days rest and recreation.
Twenty Years Ago
The hotels began to fill up with the
Nobles of the Mystlo Shrine, trampinl
from the Occident and Orient to meet In
the oasis of Omaha for their great
periodical conclave. The star and the
crescent were In perihelion. From all
corners of the country the fes-topped
troopers came, swaying back and forth
on their thirst-proof caravans for a sea
son of Joy and incantation. Omaha was
aglow with Its typical spirit f entertain
ment and Shrlners and others Joined
hands to do honor to this great concourse
that had come In to the tenting ground
of old Tangier for the week.
Charley McCarthy's great fireman play,
"One of the Bravest," was welcomed by
a crowded house at the Farnam Street
theater. f
Dave H. Clajk and Mrs, Clark of New
Haven, Conn., were ths guests of Chris
Hartman and Mrs. Hartman. Mr. Clark
was a member of the fire and police com
mission In his town.
Oenerat C. H. Van Wyek, pop nominee
for governor, was billed to speak at Has
call's park, but failed to show up. After
a while Dave Burr called the meeting to
order and introduced Allen Root, "who
delivered his usual argument."
Charles L. Erlckson, who died of con
sumption, was buried at Prospect Hill
cemetery. The funeral services were held
at bis beautiful residence, 4308 Nicholas
street, and were under the direction of the
Rev. Mr. Mathews, rector of St. Andrews
Episcopal church.
Ten Years Ago
Duke-Boris of Russia, son of Grand
Duke Vladimir, cousin of. the czar
and fourth in line of suoces
slon to the Russian throne, with
his retinue In a special car came In
from the west over the Union Pacific and
proceeded east over the Northwestern.
His dukelets was not in the best of
humor, because ot the sensational stories
of his heavy losses at cards while at sea
which beat him to the American shores
and seem to overtake him at Intervals
along the transcontinental route like a
revamping wave, ever and . anon. The
duke of his party had made a circuit of
the globe, or would complete It when they
reached St. Petersburg,
Miner Brown pitched both games of a
double-header against Milwaukee and
held the Brewers to a total Ot nine hits
for the day. Omaha won one game and
lost the other. Oonding, of course,
caught both games.
Prof. Nathan Bernstein of the high
school returned from Detroit and vicinity,
Where he spent part of his vacation. .
Fifteen or twenty 'Jacksonlana held a
confab and agreed that a. M. Hitchcock
should be the democratlo nominee for
congress against Dave Mercer. Neither
Will nor Lee Herdman was present .it
the meeting, but Ed Howell was and he
and Ed P. Smith announced after the
meeting that Hitchcock would be the
man.
People Talked About
Kansas City Is trying to break Into De
troit's class by digging up a few sur
face Indications ot municipal graf.
At the age of Adlal Stevenson
threatens to break Into the campaign next
fall and say a few things. There 4s some
thing In the prophecy that the contest
will Wake up the dead.
The best bargains are the Detroit al
derman. A Burns detective bought four,
o 'he swears, for $100 each, three at i'M
each and one at 1500, Down In New ?0rk
a good cop can clean up $l,O0O a year.
One hundred cats were taken to a Ja
panese shrine recently and abandoned
tn ttie fates because the pries ot rice Is
too" high to feed them. There surely will
be a yowl against the high cost of liv
ing. . t ..... , . .. .
The democratlo. nominee. for governor
of Missouri. Elliott W. Major, halls from
Bowling Green. He Is a lawyer. uncom
monly popular with country people whose
votes beat out the favorite of the cities
W. S. Cowherd.
Liberty,' Mo, has a cltlsen-Augustus
Btehop-who says he hasn't been out of
town In forty-one years, never went to
the theater, never saw a horserace, never
rode In a trolley car, and doesn't know
what a hotel elevator is like.
Stanley Flickinger ot Morrill, Kan.,
owns an Angora goat It followed him
to church a tew Sunday ago and tli
minister had to stop bis sermon until
the members ot the congregation could
round up the. goat, which Insisted on
making's fringe on ths ergon cover..
'. 'The resignation of Irwin Sherard of
Winona, Minn., as secretary of the
National Educational association, an of
fice , which he has held for fourteen
years, will remove a conspicuous figure
"from fcn "Important organisation anU
..nncelvably mean a' better understanding
between the west aud east within the or
gaulZAUuifr . .,' ;
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GENERAL EVENTS IN THE ARMY
Gleanings from the Army and Navy Eejiiter.
Army Medical Corp.
Colonel William B. Davis, of the army
medical corps, was placed on the retired
list on Wednesday on account of age.
This will result In the promotion of Ma
jor George D. Deshon to be a lieutenant
colonel and Captain Raymond F. Met
calfe to be a v major. Major Deshon has
been on duty at the . army and navy
general hospital at Hot Springs, Ark.,
and Captain Metcalfe at the Letterman
general hospital at the Presidio of San
Francisco. Colonel Davis Is from Vir
ginia and served originally In the navy
as a surgeon. In January, 1877, he left
that 'service and was at once appointed
an assistant surgeon In the army, with
rank of first lieutenant. He reached the
grade of colonel In 'January, 1909,
Parntaitera' Clerks. '
The senate will Insist upon Its amend
ment to the army appropriation bill pro
viding that the age limit, for the retire
ment of . army paymasters' clerks shall
be the same as the ag Mmlt for the re
tirement of commissioned officers of the
army. At present these, clerks have a
retiring age at S3 ( years, while officers
of the army retire at 64. The quarter
master general of the army was recently
requested to state whether or not he
favored pay clerks having a special au
thority to be retired two years In ad
vance of the general retiring age. Gen
eral ; Aleshlre replied that he did not
favor the legislation and was not asked
about It The clause in the former ap
propriation bill providing for the retire
ment of pay clerks was based upon the
navy law, which provides for. the earlier
retirement There is a feeling that this
was a mistake and should be corrected
at this time.
New General Officers.
The nominations of Colonel Edgar Z.
Steever, fourth cavalry, now in com
mand of the troops along the Mexican
border, to be a brigadier general of the
line and th'tt of Colonel George Andrews,
adjutant general of the eastern division,
to be adjutant general of the army were
sent to ths senate on August a Colonel
Steever succeeds Brigadier General
George F. Chase, who was retired for
age. He is a graduate of the military
academy, class of 1871. He was assigned
as a second lieutenant, to . the third
cavalry and reached the rank of colonel,
fourth cavalry, in August, 1903. Colonel
Steever will retire for age on August 20,
1913. These nominations will meet with
no objection from the senate military
committee, and a similar feeling is ex
pressed in relation to the nomination of
Colonel E. J. McClernand to be a brig
adier general. There is however, strong
opposition to the nominations of Generals
Wotherspoon and Edwards, the former
to be a major general. The nomination
of Colonel George Andrews to be the
adjutant general, of the army, with the
rank of brigadier general for the period
of four years beginning August 6, 1912,
was sent to the senate on August 6. He
will succeed Brigadier General W. P.
Hall.
Blondes mat. Brunettes.
For two years the army medical corps
collected data bearing on the Influence
ot the tropical climate on blondes and
brunettes. Most of the observations were
carried on among enlisted men of the
army. Statistics, however, were gathered
from the Philippine scouts, the Philip
pine constabulary, and the Manila police
force. The observations were made In
the Philippines on 500 blondes and an
equal number of brunette. , Quarterly
tests were made on the weight, tempera
ture, pulse, respiration, blood pressure
and muscular strength. ' Many thousands
of observations were made, and the con
clusion was reached that the differences
were so alight and so Inconsistent that
they were of no great significance. Of
twenty-one medic! officers who observed
the blonde and brunette soldiers only
one considered that there was any dif
ference In the ability of the'bl6rtdes and
brunettes to resist the tropical climate.
With regard to the use ot stimulants it
was found that the excessive use of
alcohol was perhaps a trifle more com
mon among the blondes, but this was of
small consequence as there were few
persons In the groups observed who in
dulged to excess. After a thorough con
sideration of all the data it appears to
the medical officers that blondes are
quite ss weir able as brunettes to with
stand the influences of the Philippine
climate for a period of two years and
probably for over five years.
Additional Enlisted Hen.
The recruiting division ot the' bureau
ot navigation is busily engaged In prepa
ration for the enlistment of additional
men tor the navy, which have been pro
vided in the naval appropriation bill.
Four thousand men have been added to
the enlisted force, which will bring the
total up to about (2,000 men. Congress
has likewise appropriated 330,000 addi
tional for expenses of recruiting these
men, and new recruiting parties will ' be
sent In various directions, and the cam
paign of . advertising and personal solici
tation will be carried on with renewed
energy. It will be necessary to recruit
about 20,000 men this year, owing to the
large number of expirations of enlistment
It will be recalled that In 1908 provision
was made for an additional .(,000 men to
the enlisted force of the navy and by
January, 1909, the total number had been
recruited, This was due In a great de
gree to the cruise of the battleship fleet,
which attracted many men desirous of
taking the trip around the world. While
the method of recruiting Is far superior
to what it was In 190S, it is believed some
little difficulty may . be . encountered in
securing the men desired on account of
the unusual demand tor laborers at this
period of the year. The large crops In
the west call for a great many men and
It is also a noticeable fact that a large
number of possible recruits who have
been born in - this country, - but whose
parents came from Italy, have answered
the call ' of that country and have been
going home to take part in the' Italian
Turkish war. In order to recruit ths
men necessary to man the vessels of the
navy the recruiting parties will have to
show returns averaging at least 3to re
cruits a week.
SWAN SONG OF THE RANGE
Canadian B&nges Vanish like Those of the United States. ...
" . ..-? St-Louis Globe-Democrat. '
Ths last "roundup "of the cattlemen "of
North America will be at Calgary? in
the1 Province of Alberta; British America,
from September 2 to 8, 'inclusive of both
dates. It is significant ot how the bor
der line between Canada and the United
States IS being practically, though not
politically, wiped out by the close con
tact of the peoples, that cattlemen on all
of our northern ranges are preparing to
move on Calgary In force. On all the
wide expanses of our northwest, where
the men who know how to throw a rope
In a way to drop It over the horns of a
steer; who know how to ride bucking
bronches or other fiery, untamed steeds;
who know what ' "bulldogging" a steer
means; who can ride 111 relay races or
do anything ever done on a cattle range
anywhere under the sun, are now getting
ready to "hit the trail" for Calgary.
Some of them will compete for the many
prises offered by the cattlemen of the
Canadian ranges, under whose auspices
the meet will be held. But by far the
most will go to be at the last roundup,
literally "In at the death" of range life,
an expression which Is not nearly so
much of a solecism as it sounds.
Something like a swan song Is sung
by the cattle barons ot Alberta, in is
suing their Invitations, Alberta, with
its vast expanses of fertile lands, free
for graslng, has long had a race of
cattle barons as wealthy as any of ours
In the days when pave Payne and his
boomers roared and raged all around
Oklahoma, with our cattle barons, hold-''
lng it as a vast estate Closed to settle
ment 1 Everywhere In the world where
population la rapidly growing, and there
Is an increasing pressure for ownership
ot the soil, the herdsmen are being forced
out. It ls 'now In Alberta as it Vas n
Oklahoma a quarter of a century ago.
The Alberta cattle barons sing in the
swan song: "They realize that the old
west they knew, the west of the wild
and woolly days, is dying out. The trails
once ridden by the cowpuncher are now
being crossed by barbed wire fences.
The steam plow has cut up the range
land, and the noisy locomotive streaks
across the prairie on bright steel rails,
while the painted Indian has settled' down
to a lite of ease on the treaty money of
the Dominion government They are
anxious to have one big reunion of the
boys ot ths early 70s and 80s, the . men
who were' In Alberta ahead of the rail
road," ; "
Cattlemen whose combined fortunes
run far into the millions are financing
t'iie enterprise. They Include Pat Burns,
who roJe Into the country without a dol
lar about a quarter of a century ago, and
who is now several times a millionaire.
Ths evolution of Canada appears to be
along lines so very similar to those we
Ourselves have followed, that the homo
geneity of the two peoples, if ever
doubted, can be doubted no longer The
Canadians are traveling the same roads
we have traveled, and must in time con
front the same problems. One of these
la forcibly suggested by the passing ot
the cattle ranges there as here. It is
the passing of our cattle ranges which
has forced one element ot our high cost
ot living problem, because the small land
owner has not as yet turned, his atten
tion to stock raising on a small scale,
tie seems obsessed with the notion that
farming means sowing and reaping and
little more. The Canadian farmer may
be wiser In his generation. ,
LAUGHING GAS. .
!
MARY AND HER LITTLE LAMB.
"LET THE PEOPLE SULE!,
Philadelphia Record: By virtue of a
sophisticated primary law, which per
mits a minority to nominate, the bull
moose governor of Kansaa is the re
publican candidate tor ths United States
senate. Oh, Stubbs! .
Springfield Republican: How Governor
6tubb's progressive conscience can per
mit him to accept a United States sen
atjrship gained In a primary on a pop
ular vote 5.000 lees than his prO-Tatt rival
polled in -Kansas fs beyond comprehen
sion. Isn'Mt robbery to take a nomi
nation that does not represent the mathe
matically expressed Will of the- people?
Of all men, Mjould a : Kansas progressive
appear at. Arrnugeddon, .with such a
record, anf battle for the Lord? .
Boston Transcripti 1 His Excellency
Ross .Stubbs "6t Kansas has apparently
won his contest for. the republican nomi
nation for United States senator. But
how? By an arrangement the exact op
posite to the progressive Ideal. Senator
Curtis has curried. the state by 4.00O; t
5.0C0 votes, but as the senators are nomi
nated by legislative districts and : as
Stubbs has carried a plurality of the dis
tricts he seems to have won the victory.
But will he acept it? Won't Theodore
at once telegraph, hto to decline it, Can
a progressive take a seat against whom
the people;., have voted? Perish the
thought! ? , . v . y' .
New York Post: It IS now the Colonel's
painful duty to call upon his lieutenant
Governor; Stubbs, to withdraw from the
senatorial contest in Kansas.. The official
figure are'. in, and they show that Sen
ator Curtis. in the face of his defenceless
support of i'aft can ltd the state ch the
popular vol by 8,000. Governor Stubbs
owes his vit-tory to the fact that he won
in a majority of the districts. Let us
see now whether the popular will is to
be obeyed when it declare for a repub
lican as scrupulously a wnen it calls for
a bull moose. "Watch Stubbs of Kan
sas," we have been warned over and
ever. We Sre watching.
Hoary Political Formalities,
Boston Transcript .
.The American. sense of humor is never
quite in full working order during the
early stages ot a political campaign, else
the ."formal notification" custom wou'.d
have been .long since abandoned, and
candidates would have learned to. put
forth their. ''confession of faith"; without
tli exouae of accepting" a nomination
which they had been seeking with eager
ness somewhere between a year and a
lite time. .
Science Again Perplexed.
. , Pittsburgh Dispatch. . j
The researches . of government scien
tists as to the cause ot the holes in
Sweitser kat may be more fruitful than
the ponderings of the famous philosopher
over the holes in dough tauts. Neither
problem is so insoluble, however, a the
tough one presented to a passing investi
gator as to how the calf got through
the auger hole m the doorjamb to which
Its tail was affixed. ..
Man of Grove Reenonalbllitf.
Washington Star.
The delicate responsibilities of the treas
urer ot a party campaign fund have fully
materialised. There la no higher form
of tact than that required to refuse a
large contribution from a source ' that
might Invite criticism or suggest grateful
recognition in the tutor. "
Ethereal Creture-85 vcu hate our sex.
Tour life has probably never been touched
by a woman.
Practical One Nope, ma'am: but my
pocketbook w& oiice.-Judge. r
"My dear why won't you have more
sense and not try to live on the fringe
of society this way?"
"But vou know, don't you, that fringe
is all the style? "Baltimore American.
She Mr. Scrapplngton and his wife were
riding In their auto yesterday when it
skidded and they fell out . .. - ,
He Well, that was a little variety for
them. Usually their fallings out take
place at home. Boston Transcript ..
"Mamma, may I carry the' poodle?"
"No, dear; you are too little and too
careless. But you may carry the baby a
little way'-Philadelphia Bulletin.
- "Would you call our candidate's boom
an-overwhelming demand?"
"It was launched as an overwhelming
demand," replied Senator Sorghum; "but
It is coming to look rather like a dissent
ing opinion." Washington Star. ,
' Chicago Post. "
Mary had a little lamb.
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Mary had a little veal,
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Her father to pay for that meal
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