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Washlngtoh-725 Fourteenth Bt- W. w. m. CORRESPONPENCE. . Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed ff;;TJ Tutorial Department JULY CIRCULATION. 51,109 -I Stats flf Nebraska. County of Douglas, ss. Swleht Williams.' clrcuIaUan manager, of The Beo Publishing company. beu;g duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation .for the month of July. U12. K1 109 DWIOHT WILLIAMS, -as 6Ui. . v cfrciiation Manager. Subscribed in my presence nd o"1 (beau Notary Public. - Subscribe"" leaving; the city temporarily shooU have Tke nee mailed to them. Address will be chaaged as oltea as re- qeested ' "Mutes Quietly MaiTied. 'Bays' Jjeadllne. How natural. Mother argument in favor of pub licity. In; public affairs is ttH il pro motes fit t Icienc?;!'. :i ; ' ; t . t ! ' jrter,,hrp;;t)es6; rmrteprld displays are coming in a series" of eight, the (prophets tells us. . , The visitlBg stationers have learned, too, that KlngfAlt'-Sar-Ben's fame is atftll on papers ; ;vSure sign W. the passing season: CoaLdealels have liidn- their an nual "coal shortage"; spelch. ") " ', . .14 it true that the reason the average-; bachelor Tetaains single , is "that he fda if so 'ejisy to get married 7 More good iiewjiiior , the bull moosers th LW follette supporters in the senate have agreed to support President Talt. ' ' ! ; Omaha, the famous inland water ing place: Macaws, " Carter UKe, Seymour, Miller and Hanscom Park lakes and Rlverrtew.' . ( ! 1 1, Of coirse, the feasbn JHr. Carnegie favors the Income' tax so zealously is 'oecaui it would aid him in get ting rid of his money. , A .returned missionary, after view ing dress styles ' la ' the homeland, concludes that this country, needs her mofe than dot the heathen. , ,i tncf jave tiatoaged. thj-batOeahlp Kfbrasia so! it,has had to Wy-upfor repairs; but ther ' lslCnbthing ' 'the . matterMtft'th krjuid ;old stats. . , Perhaps Utocle Sam will recognlje the. new. Chinese republic now that he has gone into the laundry busi ness in his Treasury-department. I Among theearly-bird contributors to the "Woodrbw Vlieon campaign fund may be noted our old friend, Harry A. Stone. Ah, there, Anti Saloon league! 7r , .irl! i ' ';! ' ''' i Perhaps Secretary Knox, while he is ,over, attending the late Japanese emperor's -funeral, might" rftep over and recognixe .Ihe new republic of. China 'for his government. I "It a: not surprisin?lhat former PrtEident Eliot of Harvard objects .to the 4 third term candidate, even though .he was at one time one of 'young men."-' ; .The Washington Post says Uncle Joe' Cannon, kicked four feet, four Inches at a ".party. The present speaker of the house kicked more than that at a recent Baltimore party.: Booker Wsshingtoa snd Jack Johnson do not vote, alike. Dr. Washington votes the.; republican ticket. Jack hita'em 'middling hard" and knocks 'em through the ropes. ' 1 ; ..' ; , .' While what Uncle Sam proposes to !o on the Panama may sot be all right, yet it would, hardly.be worth while trying to A6 anything rthat would be ."all" -fright in Johnny Bull's' estimation'. 'h r-'-'-'--41 4 ;' it 100 KB as.r mm Qamocrauc- pia of uatnbaiga ii to Jaccdse Governor Aldrlch of,gavinjnil sorta 6f foollhJ things, f .The only4counter accusation thai can ' be- 'brought successfully 8galnst'lhs' democratic., competitor, 11 r.'MoorbeaftJ. is1 th at of saying noth ink; j;;:- ' ' " ; ... i ' i' ' V , Senator-Gronaas-lilea is '.that if he betrayed' thai'. republics' party fo'tie third torm leaguwie, should, hit fhttlH -thd senatettf hicu he uas l"rtihi8''-aTTfpl)lJca.n .nl by ' re. b'it-ars "Ar.d.-no other' course v l iHT-honorabl 1 v ( . .. Hadley. . 'Of all the leaders on the. Roosevelt side at the Chicago republican con vention, Governor Hadley ws .the only one who came out at the close distinctly stronger than at the start. H'e was the 'only one who evoked a real, spontaneous demonstration. He alone made a good impression on every one in the convention hall whether tbey . agreed or disagreed with him. Stories rife at the time that this perceptibly growing popularity had put the Missouri , man in bad with Colonel Roosevelt, whose battle he was fighting against great odds, are supported by the treatment now ac corded Mr. Hadley by the colonel's closest friends and champions. ' In its 'inspired story - of the convention, for. example, the Jteview of Reviews reiterates and harps upon the state ment that " Governor Hadley was spokesman for the Roosevelt forces' "until the last day" While damning him with faint praise, it declares tV.at he Mas "an "unfortunate selec tion for the leadership of his cause," and without making, the . direct charge, intimates that Governor Had ley ' was responsible for - the plan of having the Roosevelt delegates' an swer,. "Present, but , not. .voting," after the temporary roil was. made permanent, and then refused to ex ecute it and Join the bolters.' The readar is left to Infer that Governor Hadley' was spokesman only "until the jast day", because of lack of cour age, orwant of loyalty, to go through with an accepted program. ,v ' Governor Hadley is doubtless well able to take care' of himself, but this sort of backfiring and, bushwhacking does jiot look like fair play... Un prejudiced people will be much more inclined to' believe-that, the colonel's unconcealed distrust of Governor Hadley was due primarily,, if not wholly, not to differences as to pro cedure, but. to the frequent mention of his name as a compromise candi date for president upon whom all republican factions might be brought to unite. . - ... 1; . ... . TbfaDay ftaOmaJia compiled rasw esse rivr-a AUGUST 14." r ' Slaughter Continues in Mexico. Two ' hundred dead lying in the streets of ,a besieged town, 'thirty-six federal soldiers and twenty passen gers on a train killed, an' American soldier shot near El Paso, 'where rebels are attempting to cross the American boundary, and many other reports of death and devastation, go to show that the Mexican outlaws are continuing .unabated their wan ton slaughter. . Many atrocities of the. most, revolting character are being' committed by the wild bands of bushwhackers with apparent Im punity sd far as the Madero govern ment Is concerned. Conditions have come, to Just where, it was feared and predicted they would come .unless the administration that overthrew Diaz proved its pro wess decisively 'against (ha rebels. So long, of course, as organized warfare continued, the federals could command the situa tion better, but they- have not as Vet proved' equal to the emergency of dis organizing fighting. The gravity of the aituatibn remains alarming on both sides of the line Growth of Internal Commerce. In a new compilation, 0. P. Aus tin, chief of the ' bureau of. statistics for the United States, shows that the foreign commerce of this country ad vanced from' $1,000,000,000 inf 1870 to practically" $4,000,000,000 11912 and that the internal domestic com merce for the same period grew from $7,ood,o'6'o;ooov t9 $33,000,000,000, exceeding the ratio of foreign com merce. ; It is of . special Interest to note Bkti8tiejan's!;comtneiit! jlhat the growth of, our commerce and indus try, which is a surprise to the'world, really dates from the opening up of thVfirst transcontinental railway in 1869. Lateral lines soon followed the Union pacific, tapping and de veloping the great productive valleys of the middle west and later the far west, giving to the-, world such an abundance of new wealth as to form a quickening impulse to business gen erally. -1; ?., y ..- r i And this great west . continues and will continue to he the chief source and reservoir of new wealth to' this country. With ' ill' the stupendous development which this growth In our internal commerce 'reflects, these fertile valleys and enterprising cities have only .begun, ,tp open up their resources.. s' Each,. year new areas of vast extent are thrown open to "agriculture"' under 'better systems of cultivation that in themselves are prolific of great promise for the fu ture Large as has been the part this section has played in the coun try's ihdua'trial. advance, t is yet to be mtich fflotej Important. ' ' , 1 Of course, ooth of those. Platte river power canal schemes are, to be developed now,the only open ques tion .being which will materialize first; Still, most of us would rather see; ork actually begun before we hegih figuring on cheap water, power etectrio current. .;' . '-..' l - ' V ' v ' 1 1 ' 1 i ' j jOna' of the.'-bull' moose ' satraps wirea to the convention, "What a narrow escape ?we'; had, at theJune ionvention. Roosevelt came near being nominate."-' Ttat is'goo'd for guff, but that.' Is sot the way the 1.1. 1. " . " coivuei. jgji iuvui, iu , , - Thirty Years Agv. levers of good sport will bs glad to learn that C. 1. Mentor, proprietor of the Blue barn, has added to his Uvsry an elegant hunting wason, also a two seated carriage. Mr. Wllle, the famous Farnam streSt tonsorlal artist, has made conuHsrabis improvements In his establishment. Ed Witte is having a new coat ot paint put on his Karnam street place. . E-Senator Paddock is here to await the coming at other members of the Utah commission with whom he will proceed to Salt Laks City. The Concordia banquet and ball to cele brate Mr. and Mrs. Henry Pundt's silver wedding was a .great social success. Among the guests noted are Jhe follow ing: Mr. and Mrs. Burmelstef,' Mr, and Mrs. Korty, Mr. and Mrs. Pycke, Mr. Albert Thilenui, Mr. Charlla Wise. Mrs. Max Meyer, Mrs. Hellman, Oeorgo Tzschuck. Mr. and Miss Tzschuck, Messrs. Julius and Adolph Meyer, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Brussell. Mr. and Mrs. Mendelsohn, Mr. and Mrs; Kauffman, Mr. and Mrs. Edholm, Mr. and Mrs. Erlckson, the two Misses Krug, Miss Flora Cohn, Mlk Van Vorls, the Misses Prince, Miss Roth child, Miss Baswltz. Miss Lehman, Miss Blanche Wlthnell, Messrs. Martin, Min nie and Abble Cahn, Mr. Dorman, Mr, M. A. McNamara, Mr. Lehman, Harry Baswltz, Mr. H. M. Peavy, Mr. S. J. Fisher, Mr. Shepley, Mr. Krug, Mr. Harris and Mr. Schlp. Dr. J. C. Denlse and son left for the west for a few days rest and recreation. Twenty Years Ago The hotels began to fill up with the Nobles of the Mystlo Shrine, trampinl from the Occident and Orient to meet In the oasis of Omaha for their great periodical conclave. The star and the crescent were In perihelion. From all corners of the country the fes-topped troopers came, swaying back and forth on their thirst-proof caravans for a sea son of Joy and incantation. Omaha was aglow with Its typical spirit f entertain ment and Shrlners and others Joined hands to do honor to this great concourse that had come In to the tenting ground of old Tangier for the week. Charley McCarthy's great fireman play, "One of the Bravest," was welcomed by a crowded house at the Farnam Street theater. f Dave H. Clajk and Mrs, Clark of New Haven, Conn., were ths guests of Chris Hartman and Mrs. Hartman. Mr. Clark was a member of the fire and police com mission In his town. Oenerat C. H. Van Wyek, pop nominee for governor, was billed to speak at Has call's park, but failed to show up. After a while Dave Burr called the meeting to order and introduced Allen Root, "who delivered his usual argument." Charles L. Erlckson, who died of con sumption, was buried at Prospect Hill cemetery. The funeral services were held at bis beautiful residence, 4308 Nicholas street, and were under the direction of the Rev. Mr. Mathews, rector of St. Andrews Episcopal church. Ten Years Ago Duke-Boris of Russia, son of Grand Duke Vladimir, cousin of. the czar and fourth in line of suoces slon to the Russian throne, with his retinue In a special car came In from the west over the Union Pacific and proceeded east over the Northwestern. His dukelets was not in the best of humor, because ot the sensational stories of his heavy losses at cards while at sea which beat him to the American shores and seem to overtake him at Intervals along the transcontinental route like a revamping wave, ever and . anon. The duke of his party had made a circuit of the globe, or would complete It when they reached St. Petersburg, Miner Brown pitched both games of a double-header against Milwaukee and held the Brewers to a total Ot nine hits for the day. Omaha won one game and lost the other. Oonding, of course, caught both games. Prof. Nathan Bernstein of the high school returned from Detroit and vicinity, Where he spent part of his vacation. . Fifteen or twenty 'Jacksonlana held a confab and agreed that a. M. Hitchcock should be the democratlo nominee for congress against Dave Mercer. Neither Will nor Lee Herdman was present .it the meeting, but Ed Howell was and he and Ed P. Smith announced after the meeting that Hitchcock would be the man. People Talked About Kansas City Is trying to break Into De troit's class by digging up a few sur face Indications ot municipal graf. At the age of Adlal Stevenson threatens to break Into the campaign next fall and say a few things. There 4s some thing In the prophecy that the contest will Wake up the dead. The best bargains are the Detroit al derman. A Burns detective bought four, o 'he swears, for $100 each, three at i'M each and one at 1500, Down In New ?0rk a good cop can clean up $l,O0O a year. One hundred cats were taken to a Ja panese shrine recently and abandoned tn ttie fates because the pries ot rice Is too" high to feed them. There surely will be a yowl against the high cost of liv ing. . t ..... , . .. . The democratlo. nominee. for governor of Missouri. Elliott W. Major, halls from Bowling Green. He Is a lawyer. uncom monly popular with country people whose votes beat out the favorite of the cities W. S. Cowherd. Liberty,' Mo, has a cltlsen-Augustus Btehop-who says he hasn't been out of town In forty-one years, never went to the theater, never saw a horserace, never rode In a trolley car, and doesn't know what a hotel elevator is like. Stanley Flickinger ot Morrill, Kan., owns an Angora goat It followed him to church a tew Sunday ago and tli minister had to stop bis sermon until the members ot the congregation could round up the. goat, which Insisted on making's fringe on ths ergon cover.. '. 'The resignation of Irwin Sherard of Winona, Minn., as secretary of the National Educational association, an of fice , which he has held for fourteen years, will remove a conspicuous figure "from fcn "Important organisation anU ..nncelvably mean a' better understanding between the west aud east within the or gaulZAUuifr . .,' ; " - r.- j-y -. . GENERAL EVENTS IN THE ARMY Gleanings from the Army and Navy Eejiiter. Army Medical Corp. Colonel William B. Davis, of the army medical corps, was placed on the retired list on Wednesday on account of age. This will result In the promotion of Ma jor George D. Deshon to be a lieutenant colonel and Captain Raymond F. Met calfe to be a v major. Major Deshon has been on duty at the . army and navy general hospital at Hot Springs, Ark., and Captain Metcalfe at the Letterman general hospital at the Presidio of San Francisco. Colonel Davis Is from Vir ginia and served originally In the navy as a surgeon. In January, 1877, he left that 'service and was at once appointed an assistant surgeon In the army, with rank of first lieutenant. He reached the grade of colonel In 'January, 1909, Parntaitera' Clerks. ' The senate will Insist upon Its amend ment to the army appropriation bill pro viding that the age limit, for the retire ment of . army paymasters' clerks shall be the same as the ag Mmlt for the re tirement of commissioned officers of the army. At present these, clerks have a retiring age at S3 ( years, while officers of the army retire at 64. The quarter master general of the army was recently requested to state whether or not he favored pay clerks having a special au thority to be retired two years In ad vance of the general retiring age. Gen eral ; Aleshlre replied that he did not favor the legislation and was not asked about It The clause in the former ap propriation bill providing for the retire ment of pay clerks was based upon the navy law, which provides for. the earlier retirement There is a feeling that this was a mistake and should be corrected at this time. New General Officers. The nominations of Colonel Edgar Z. Steever, fourth cavalry, now in com mand of the troops along the Mexican border, to be a brigadier general of the line and th'tt of Colonel George Andrews, adjutant general of the eastern division, to be adjutant general of the army were sent to ths senate on August a Colonel Steever succeeds Brigadier General George F. Chase, who was retired for age. He is a graduate of the military academy, class of 1871. He was assigned as a second lieutenant, to . the third cavalry and reached the rank of colonel, fourth cavalry, in August, 1903. Colonel Steever will retire for age on August 20, 1913. These nominations will meet with no objection from the senate military committee, and a similar feeling is ex pressed in relation to the nomination of Colonel E. J. McClernand to be a brig adier general. There is however, strong opposition to the nominations of Generals Wotherspoon and Edwards, the former to be a major general. The nomination of Colonel George Andrews to be the adjutant general, of the army, with the rank of brigadier general for the period of four years beginning August 6, 1912, was sent to the senate on August 6. He will succeed Brigadier General W. P. Hall. Blondes mat. Brunettes. For two years the army medical corps collected data bearing on the Influence ot the tropical climate on blondes and brunettes. Most of the observations were carried on among enlisted men of the army. Statistics, however, were gathered from the Philippine scouts, the Philip pine constabulary, and the Manila police force. The observations were made In the Philippines on 500 blondes and an equal number of brunette. , Quarterly tests were made on the weight, tempera ture, pulse, respiration, blood pressure and muscular strength. ' Many thousands of observations were made, and the con clusion was reached that the differences were so alight and so Inconsistent that they were of no great significance. Of twenty-one medic! officers who observed the blonde and brunette soldiers only one considered that there was any dif ference In the ability of the'bl6rtdes and brunettes to resist the tropical climate. With regard to the use ot stimulants it was found that the excessive use of alcohol was perhaps a trifle more com mon among the blondes, but this was of small consequence as there were few persons In the groups observed who in dulged to excess. After a thorough con sideration of all the data it appears to the medical officers that blondes are quite ss weir able as brunettes to with stand the influences of the Philippine climate for a period of two years and probably for over five years. Additional Enlisted Hen. The recruiting division ot the' bureau ot navigation is busily engaged In prepa ration for the enlistment of additional men tor the navy, which have been pro vided in the naval appropriation bill. Four thousand men have been added to the enlisted force, which will bring the total up to about (2,000 men. Congress has likewise appropriated 330,000 addi tional for expenses of recruiting these men, and new recruiting parties will ' be sent In various directions, and the cam paign of . advertising and personal solici tation will be carried on with renewed energy. It will be necessary to recruit about 20,000 men this year, owing to the large number of expirations of enlistment It will be recalled that In 1908 provision was made for an additional .(,000 men to the enlisted force of the navy and by January, 1909, the total number had been recruited, This was due In a great de gree to the cruise of the battleship fleet, which attracted many men desirous of taking the trip around the world. While the method of recruiting Is far superior to what it was In 190S, it is believed some little difficulty may . be . encountered in securing the men desired on account of the unusual demand tor laborers at this period of the year. The large crops In the west call for a great many men and It is also a noticeable fact that a large number of possible recruits who have been born in - this country, - but whose parents came from Italy, have answered the call ' of that country and have been going home to take part in the' Italian Turkish war. In order to recruit ths men necessary to man the vessels of the navy the recruiting parties will have to show returns averaging at least 3to re cruits a week. SWAN SONG OF THE RANGE Canadian B&nges Vanish like Those of the United States. ... " . ..-? St-Louis Globe-Democrat. ' Ths last "roundup "of the cattlemen "of North America will be at Calgary? in the1 Province of Alberta; British America, from September 2 to 8, 'inclusive of both dates. It is significant ot how the bor der line between Canada and the United States IS being practically, though not politically, wiped out by the close con tact of the peoples, that cattlemen on all of our northern ranges are preparing to move on Calgary In force. On all the wide expanses of our northwest, where the men who know how to throw a rope In a way to drop It over the horns of a steer; who know how to ride bucking bronches or other fiery, untamed steeds; who know what ' "bulldogging" a steer means; who can ride 111 relay races or do anything ever done on a cattle range anywhere under the sun, are now getting ready to "hit the trail" for Calgary. Some of them will compete for the many prises offered by the cattlemen of the Canadian ranges, under whose auspices the meet will be held. But by far the most will go to be at the last roundup, literally "In at the death" of range life, an expression which Is not nearly so much of a solecism as it sounds. Something like a swan song Is sung by the cattle barons ot Alberta, in is suing their Invitations, Alberta, with its vast expanses of fertile lands, free for graslng, has long had a race of cattle barons as wealthy as any of ours In the days when pave Payne and his boomers roared and raged all around Oklahoma, with our cattle barons, hold-'' lng it as a vast estate Closed to settle ment 1 Everywhere In the world where population la rapidly growing, and there Is an increasing pressure for ownership ot the soil, the herdsmen are being forced out. It ls 'now In Alberta as it Vas n Oklahoma a quarter of a century ago. The Alberta cattle barons sing in the swan song: "They realize that the old west they knew, the west of the wild and woolly days, is dying out. The trails once ridden by the cowpuncher are now being crossed by barbed wire fences. The steam plow has cut up the range land, and the noisy locomotive streaks across the prairie on bright steel rails, while the painted Indian has settled' down to a lite of ease on the treaty money of the Dominion government They are anxious to have one big reunion of the boys ot ths early 70s and 80s, the . men who were' In Alberta ahead of the rail road," ; " Cattlemen whose combined fortunes run far into the millions are financing t'iie enterprise. They Include Pat Burns, who roJe Into the country without a dol lar about a quarter of a century ago, and who is now several times a millionaire. Ths evolution of Canada appears to be along lines so very similar to those we Ourselves have followed, that the homo geneity of the two peoples, if ever doubted, can be doubted no longer The Canadians are traveling the same roads we have traveled, and must in time con front the same problems. One of these la forcibly suggested by the passing ot the cattle ranges there as here. It is the passing of our cattle ranges which has forced one element ot our high cost ot living problem, because the small land owner has not as yet turned, his atten tion to stock raising on a small scale, tie seems obsessed with the notion that farming means sowing and reaping and little more. The Canadian farmer may be wiser In his generation. , LAUGHING GAS. . ! MARY AND HER LITTLE LAMB. "LET THE PEOPLE SULE!, Philadelphia Record: By virtue of a sophisticated primary law, which per mits a minority to nominate, the bull moose governor of Kansaa is the re publican candidate tor ths United States senate. Oh, Stubbs! . Springfield Republican: How Governor 6tubb's progressive conscience can per mit him to accept a United States sen atjrship gained In a primary on a pop ular vote 5.000 lees than his prO-Tatt rival polled in -Kansas fs beyond comprehen sion. Isn'Mt robbery to take a nomi nation that does not represent the mathe matically expressed Will of the- people? Of all men, Mjould a : Kansas progressive appear at. Arrnugeddon, .with such a record, anf battle for the Lord? . Boston Transcripti 1 His Excellency Ross .Stubbs "6t Kansas has apparently won his contest for. the republican nomi nation for United States senator. But how? By an arrangement the exact op posite to the progressive Ideal. Senator Curtis has curried. the state by 4.00O; t 5.0C0 votes, but as the senators are nomi nated by legislative districts and : as Stubbs has carried a plurality of the dis tricts he seems to have won the victory. But will he acept it? Won't Theodore at once telegraph, hto to decline it, Can a progressive take a seat against whom the people;., have voted? Perish the thought! ? , . v . y' . New York Post: It IS now the Colonel's painful duty to call upon his lieutenant Governor; Stubbs, to withdraw from the senatorial contest in Kansas.. The official figure are'. in, and they show that Sen ator Curtis. in the face of his defenceless support of i'aft can ltd the state ch the popular vol by 8,000. Governor Stubbs owes his vit-tory to the fact that he won in a majority of the districts. Let us see now whether the popular will is to be obeyed when it declare for a repub lican as scrupulously a wnen it calls for a bull moose. "Watch Stubbs of Kan sas," we have been warned over and ever. We Sre watching. Hoary Political Formalities, Boston Transcript . .The American. sense of humor is never quite in full working order during the early stages ot a political campaign, else the ."formal notification" custom wou'.d have been .long since abandoned, and candidates would have learned to. put forth their. ''confession of faith"; without tli exouae of accepting" a nomination which they had been seeking with eager ness somewhere between a year and a lite time. . Science Again Perplexed. . , Pittsburgh Dispatch. . j The researches . of government scien tists as to the cause ot the holes in Sweitser kat may be more fruitful than the ponderings of the famous philosopher over the holes in dough tauts. Neither problem is so insoluble, however, a the tough one presented to a passing investi gator as to how the calf got through the auger hole m the doorjamb to which Its tail was affixed. .. Man of Grove Reenonalbllitf. Washington Star. The delicate responsibilities of the treas urer ot a party campaign fund have fully materialised. There la no higher form of tact than that required to refuse a large contribution from a source ' that might Invite criticism or suggest grateful recognition in the tutor. " Ethereal Creture-85 vcu hate our sex. Tour life has probably never been touched by a woman. Practical One Nope, ma'am: but my pocketbook w& oiice.-Judge. r "My dear why won't you have more sense and not try to live on the fringe of society this way?" "But vou know, don't you, that fringe is all the style? "Baltimore American. She Mr. Scrapplngton and his wife were riding In their auto yesterday when it skidded and they fell out . .. - , He Well, that was a little variety for them. Usually their fallings out take place at home. Boston Transcript .. "Mamma, may I carry the' poodle?" "No, dear; you are too little and too careless. But you may carry the baby a little way'-Philadelphia Bulletin. - "Would you call our candidate's boom an-overwhelming demand?" "It was launched as an overwhelming demand," replied Senator Sorghum; "but It is coming to look rather like a dissent ing opinion." Washington Star. , ' Chicago Post. " Mary had a little lamb. . With mint sauce on the side When "Mary saw the hill for- this ' It shocked her so she cried. - Mary had a little veal, A cutlet, fit to broil Her father to pay for that meal All morning spent In toll. n - - - Mary had a little steak . -A porterhouse, quite small. And when the bill came in, she wept: "No drees for tne this fall." - 1 Mary had some ' bacon sliced 'Twas streaked with lean and fat. And now she knows she can't afford To buy a new fall hat Mary had a little iroast.'- v-: v 'v As juicy as. oould be. " - Then Mary's papa promptly went Right Into bankruptcy... , Mary Isn't eating meat; She has a better plan. - r . She says It s ladylike to be A vegetarian. - Cut down the cost of living LADIES, it is in your power to reduce ' the outlay for food in your households and feed your families better. Serve less meat on your tables. Let a nut-brown diah of delicious FJ3J3JS BRAND 1FAGJH&TTI take its place. It has all the nourishing elements of meat at about one-tenth its cost, and is ever so much easier digested. Faust Spaghetti is made from Durum wheat, so rich in body-building gluten. And there are so many delicious ways in which it can be served. Write for free ' book of recipes. At all groceT-Sc and 10c packages. 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