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' ; MabscrlberS lesvtp the city
(eatporarllr v shoal have The
Bee.' mailed-; to - thesa. Address
vlU ke chaatted as oftea as re-
' faceted. -' '
...It Is a delight to see Mr.-Bryan so
'happy.
It will sooji ;jej jtjmei to listen to
Nebraska's corn grow.
. Senator Root's plea for party reg
ularity evidently was heard.
( . The volceof Theodore A. Bell of
California 'Is also ringing out for
"Champ Clark..
- In a way, one of those southern
delegates might have an advantage
as a- dark horse. -
President JTaft diverts bis mind
from- Chicago troubles by, ; robting
Vlth"tHebase barf'tans." ' , .
The HonTlm Voodruff .flops so
often he,' himself, bar difficulty in
telling which side is' up. "
, And in the excitement a New York
society:.ladyj baijded a Chicago bell
hop a poker, chip for a tip.
Some of the Methodists are deplor
ing long prayers.' The one the Lord
ie ii as a moaei was not long. ,
j'i You may bulldoze part of Jhe peo
ple part of tne .time, but cannot bull
doze all of the people all of the time.
v Butremembei, good wives, to meet
your hubby' with a smile when he
comes in. -
The saloon keeper always
does; V ': t
t"
Homesteaders looking for the beat
opportunity will come to Nebraska
and get In on the remaining million
acres..' ;v
The people of San-Antonio, Tex.,
have Just. killed more than 3,000,000
files! .: Yet -Houston persists in its
onion festival. V
;!, Frank Gotch is making all conven
tion ' cities; ' He slipped into Balti
more the other night and got away
with $8,000 and is billed for Chicago
"next. , . i . .
' Champ Clark's holm dawg has a
tim, hold' out th pi counter. ' The
tail wig-wags toward a. seat, in con
greea, the. head, barks for the presl-
After favoring the coal man' with
tlx months of booming business, the
weather man turns on the benevo
lent Ice man and "knocks him over
hfc rtpes.' 5 .' vv '
. "Sunny Jlm'': Sherman agrees with
bisvredesBorsthgt one. term as
tei&resident satisfies his ambition.
Prom his perch, at a safe distance he
otierv'eB. events in Ch'cago" with su
Pb 'equanimity. "!f '"' . ; :,
7 History -repeat Itself wttb -modern
modifications. Nero fiddled while
Eoe bnfnedr, ' Coagressnjan' ifong
worth entered a fiddling contest in
Chicago .' when "his father-la-law
fined ln'to' "burn' or th5 towmM'; .
; T" T '. i .
- The succession of June cold waves
jturned in brth weather man saves
th country from the devastating
hot sit of Chicago, ; The Carnegie
hero i board should not- overlook in
ita ' awards 'the. patriotic genius' of
such strategy, ... '....? r
. ; " . .
-1 In Uie opinion of the United 8tates
court at Buffalo a wife's savings be
long to her and may not be attached
by her husband's creditors," It Is up
to the dealer to find out. before, ex
tending credit, which of the family
'holds the purse. ,
1 J. . : :
-After Judge Parker filched his
nomination from Bryan's clutch at
St Loufs the' Nebraskan took the
' stump and told the voters to elect
j Parker in preference; to ' Roosevelt,
but sow Mr,' Bryan does' not think
that the man he ..preferred for the
presidency Is fit for temporary chair
man of the national democratic con
ttntion. "
The Eight-Hour Day. ""
President Taft's approval oi the
eight-hour act applying to govern
meat service is the consummation of
a great triumph for organized labor.
But it is more than that; it is a tri
umph for Bociety at large. Organ
ized labor deserves all the credit due
for the eight-hour day, for It was or
ganized labor that brought it about.
But organized labor neither claims
nor receives all the benefit and ad
vantage of the eight-hour day. They
are shared In alike by every member
of society who believes In the great
humanitarian principle of live and
let' live, and who desires to afford
the poller the best possible chance
compatible with fair play for self
Improvement. - Domestic peace and
happiness, sobriety, Individual and
collective mental and moral better
ment. Industry, Itself, have been en
hanced by the effect of the eight
hour day. It is too late now to be
gin; arguing its virtues; they are
proved principles. Men are now
thinking of the work day as eight
hours and with the official sanction
of the federal government, a moral
precept becomes a legal rule. . Eight
hours Is enough for anyone to work.
The person who cannot do a day's
work In eight hours is hardly worth
employing for, nine or ten. Society
owes a big debt to union labor for its
pioneer service. '
; Bryan Ferninit Parker.
. ( Reporter Bryan's eagle-eyed atten
tion to his journalistic duties la Chi
cago has not completely blinded him
to , the preliminaries In Baltimore.
He ' looks up from the newspaper ta
ble long enough to remind the
brethren in Maryland that he Is still
running things in the democratic
party. He even takes a chance on
getting scooped at Chicago to drop a
husky plug In that surreptitious plan
to make Judge Parker temporary
chairman of the democratic conven
tion. Strange,Jjje.eqejDiy. should have at
tempted to steal this march on our
fellow craftsman ' We .glory in his
spunk and take this opportunity of
saying that it is hard to catch a live
reporter asleep ' at the ' switch. No
doubt Judge Parker and bis friends
thought they would. "put: one over"
on Mr. Bryan while hewas buried
in his work at the reporter's table
or busy pounding i out bis copy
on a typewriter, but Jbey have been
foiled in their "crool" designs.
Politically speaking,' we might re
mark that Mr. Bryan took the stump
for Br'er Parker In 1904 and told
the voters he was the man they
should vote for,-though we have- al
ways believed he had a itfarble 'In his
mouth while he was talking. How
ever, he recommended a man for
president whom he now says Is unfit
to preside over a democratic, eonven
tlon. All of which simply shows our
fellow craftsman is still the big noise.
C No More Dirty Dolliri
Uncle Sam has just opened a cur
rency laundry In Washington calcu
lated to purge the dirtiest dollar of
Its taint. Those supersensitive uni
versities that spurned Rockefeller's
and Carnegie's gold because it was
tainted may now accept It without
the least fear of contamination. This
laundry guarantees all its work. It
washes and Irons out all spots and
wrinkles with Immaculate precision.
It Is a great adjunct to a beneficent
government. Just send in your bun
dle of dirty money, properly tagged,
and It with be returned 'to you clean,
crisp and par. It will neither be
shrunk by debased currency soap or
Inflated py. watered stock... What a
possibility for gentlemen who may
have' a jackpot dollar " or two ' on
them! ; Just think what a solvent
this laundry wouJd . have .been for
those patriots la the Illinois legisla
ture a couple of years ago. Hereaf
ter It will not be possible for one man
to corrupt another with money, for
all money will be clean. And what
a boon It will be -for 'our relentless
anti-germ crusade. Still, even the
shuddering fear of germs has not
made all of . us , apathetic . toward
money. . . .. .-.. ,
Expanding Eailroad Earnings.
Reports of railroad gross earnings
for the month of May. show a gratify
ing increase, which Is notable In view
of the fact that grain and cotton
shipments were" "below' 'expectations.'
Railroad earnings Me very close to
the pulse of business' conditions in
this country and at times their per
sistent gains, become the' source of
unusual satisfaction.
With such a fair start toward
larger revenues for. the season, the
railroads have .a cheerful prospect
Crops on the whole will turft over
heavy shipments to. them, and. this
they are appreciating in , their In
creaslngly large orders for equip
ment Many of the most Important
roads are preparing to enlarge their
capacity all they can by autumn.
Railroads enlarge their capacity only
to meet enlarged demands.
It is to be hoped that the threat
ened paralysis of western roads by
certain employes, who have got into
a dispute with their employers, may
be peacefully averted. It would be
most unfortunate to mar the pros
pects just ahead by labor troubles.
Chairman Mack probably will be
continued at the head of the demo
cratic machine, for he lives in
strategic state, is rich and can ap
proach the big rich without getting
an arm bit off,- ;
THE BEE: -OMAHA, FRIDAY, JUNE -21, :
WHAT I WANT TO DO FOE OMAHA
By Thomas McGovern, City Commissioner in Charge of Public
Improvements.
I want to do what the people want me in fact, improving the lot of all- I be-
to do. I have some definite ideas of my
own, of course, and I want to carry some
f ,hm . ., k.i, ... ...
feel that I am first a public servant, here
to do the bidding of the public. If the
people, who put me here come to my
office and cannot find me and will send
me word, I will go to their offices or
homes, If need be, to find them and see''
what' they want
I want to improve Omaha's gradinr" av eu vT
and paving-as rapidl as possible. The
streets should be kept in (order and, while
this comes under my department and I
should look out for disordered streets.
nevertheless I shall have to depend some-
what upon others for help. If the people
will report to me streets that need repair 1
I promise to give tbem my earliest and
most faithful attention. I am the peo-v
pie's servant, not their boss. "
One thing In which I am deeply Jnter-
ested Is cheaper fuel for Omaha steam ' away. I believe a modern sprinkling sys
coal, for Instanoe. I am not exactly sure tern better. We certainly should not deny
of the best Way to get this,. but would
like to confer with others on working out
a way.' I am certain that our manufac-
turlng Interests, trowing, ss they are.
would advance much more rapidly If we
could gt coal into this city cheaper than
we are doing now. It is fuel for steam
purposes that we need most sorely. This
S '..'.Tla1 "J. bu!.nM"
Interested In the Industrial growth of th.
city.
Another Inducement I think should be
made to outside Industry is in the mat
ter of a reform tax system. We should
cut down our realty' and personal taxa-
tlon and adopt a graduated occupation
tax, an dalso a wheel tax,, tax every
vehicle that moves on a special basis.
think In the end this would enable us
to reduce the level of real and personal
taxes, which are the taxes that stare an
Investor in the face when he comes to
look over the ground with a view of
locating, without doing any Injustice, but.-
WHEN LINCOLN RAN FOB PRESIDENT
Samples of Political Mud Throwing Sixty-Two Years Ago,
''' North American Review.' . - -
Because of the terrible tiring of the are statesmen and able men and they
mud batteries during the present presl-
dentlal primaries there are many titnor-
ous souls that believe that no candidate
has ever been so bitterly assailed as his
favorite. True, the presidential primary
has led to political methods that are con-
demnable, but, nevertheless, they are not
entirely new. The North American Re-
view has collected some of the utter-
ances when Lincoln ran for the presl-
dency.
,
From the Albany Atlas and Argus:
"May ti, lS60-Mr. Lincoln was first
heard of in politics a year ago last fall, perlence worth mentioning In the prac
when, limping with, wounds and howling tlcal duties of statesmanship, and only
with anguish, he was driven through the
state of Illinois by Douglas and defeated
wlth th tacit approval of the majority
wa uiss vwii siit, biiu wjvn 1110 puimuiy
expressed atatutattoas ef Oreeley, Weed
and others.
Last spring he made his de
but in this state as an orator and con
menced charging for his speeches at the
rate of SlOO apiece,' and was forced to
desist, amid -such PUbllo expressions of
contempt, that he , may be said to have
been fairly; hissed out of the state.. He
has never, held public office of any credit
and Is not known except -as, a slang-
whanging stump speaker of a class with
which every party teems and of which
all parties are ashamed."
From the New York Herald:
' May 19, 1860-Th republican convention
at Chicago has nominated Abraham Lin-
coin of Jlllnftis for president of . the
United States- third-rate western law-
yef, poorer than even poor Pierce. They
pass over Steward, Chase and Banks, who
A GREAT WAR ANNIVERSARY
Centennial of the Second War with Great Britain.
St Louis Globe-Democrat . ...
No other country In 'the world ever In the early part of the war, and wen
made less preparation tor a war which
had long been foreseen than the United
States had done previous to the declara-
tlon of hostilities with England by eon-
greaa oa June IS, UU. Even in the face
of that country's years of provocation for
War our peace-loving presidents, Jeff er
soa and Madison had . neglected afl
adequate preparation for the Inevitable
oonfUot The .effective little army and
navy which the United States had at
the close of the war of Independence, and
Which the federalist presidents. Wash-
Ington and Adams, had Intended to main-
tain and strengthen, had been allowed to
virtually disappear under the sway of capture New Orleans met with a dls
thelr feeble democratic successors. Con- astrous repulse at the hands of Jackson,
gr -s, Indeed, Just before the war began, -
coerced Madison into the adoption of
what he pretended would be a vigorous
policy for the defense of the nation's
honor, and also provided for an Increase
of armament on land and sea, but these
steps came too late to be effective.
The initiative and daring" of some of
our naval and military fighters, however,
went to the rescue of a shiftless and
Incapable government. Good work on
land-was done by Scott 'Brown - and
northwest and by Jackson in the south
west.,. Decatur, Bainbrldg. Lawrence,
Porter, Elliott and others on the high
and the swarms of privateers from .
New England kept Britain's navy, busy
EDIT0EIAL SD) ISSUES.
1
Chicago Tribune: Many a June bride
will tatl to receive her rightful share of
publicity this year. .
Springfield Republican; There, may
never be another national convention of
the republican party tor the reason that
four years hence presidential primaries
may be so perfected as to make one
superfluous. So, if this Is to be the last
one,' the stage setting conforms to the
dramatic requirements of the situation.
Chicago , Record-Herald: Pictures of
Kermlt show that he la the possessor of
an Incipient mustache. It will be neoas
sary, however, for Mm to wait about
fifteen years to become a candidate for
the presldencyMf the present constitu
tion is to remain In force.
St Louis Republic: After watching the
futile attempt of a New York crowd to
make a mule get up that had fallen on
Its left aide, a Mlssourian stepped for
ward, turned the mule over and at once
the grateful animal arose. Perhaps New
Yorkers - will now understand that a
"v " our P0"' lv erious inougnt
to agree with me
in it. Our realty taxes are Just now
bein f anced aln- cou 1 m
not 8aylng the 18 J10, fr,ound f?r !t:
'" "w Zt
but they can be raised without at the
ame time raising our principal taxes.
.wh not- . ; . "-. ' M- . fW
Now,, as to-' paving, we should see that
Paruc,B maw.. .
Wn,lt oe ,nt0 our Pvln 8nould' bt of
th beat laty as well as quantity,
We cannot" maintain good streets with
P.r material.' and I am going to try to
see that the city is not beat on any deals
of this kind. .' -7
I am convinced that our paving suffers
from the -flushing system of cleaning. I
think , the pressure from - these , f lusher
hurts asphalt, in time helps to wear, it
cur streets all the water they need
iy the dust ,atid clean them, but there ,
are better ways.of giving them the. water
than some we have pursued, I think. . j
; 8peaking of water; we should have ne
an(1 larger at one, t0 epread -fhe
beneflto of tM Ml8MUrl nyer ovtr a, muCn
wM ,ri w ,0,rf,w ,,. w.t.
board lose no time in attending to this, i
ff
1 1 10 u.j j 11 vinim iuvi, wave
Where, We are a proud people when. It
comes to oUr'homea and beautiful, ihonws
c" for , luxuriant lawns and ; luxuriant
Iawns for abuhdance of water., Some get
'tome do not. Xet all have lt;.'deny
none. More water, ; more water , mains,
Alert,, quick action here Is imperative.
I leave off as ! began' with a general
invitation for all my constituents to ca'l
on me at any time with any proposition,
and I will give my closest attention. The
people must remember that they can and
should help the commissioners.
take a fourth-rate lecturer, who cannot
speak good grammar, and, .who,, to raise
the wind, delivers his hackneyed llllter-
ate compositions, at $200 apiece. bur
readers recollect that this peripatetic pol-
iticlan visited New Tbrk two or three
years ago on his financial tour; when, in
return for the most unmitigated trash,
interlarded with coarse and clumsy Jokes,
he filled his empty pockets with dollars
coined out of republican" fanaticism." .
"May Jl, 1880-The candidate for .presl-
dent, Abraham Lincoln, Is an uneducated
man a vulgar politician without any ex-
noted for some very unpopular votes
n'ch he gave while a member or con-
"f88- Tne comparison between Seward
and this illiterate western boor is odious
i S
-,s as Hyperion to a satyr;
BVom the Boston Post: " '
' "May a, MfiOLlncoln has "'merely a
talent for demaiogue appeal that ' was
thoyghV to be' worth in New England
"A vcr t' , V, "X.
some Whtfteard hfm weVeaur-
r,ed that ha Um considered any-
wnV Bre' "J"
. "f". nuB
W 'ed, ?.n' . ..
Mud' throwing Is as old as politics and
Pl,t,c DIU wnen there were two men,
and one Of them wanted office.
w UP- 9 ? oouduui. lor tne worst
U yet to wme-walt until we get Into the
campaign proper, and not a mere prl-
mary campaign, and. then it win be time
to run for the cyclone cellar.
victories which created consternation ,ln
that country. Perry on Lake Erie and
McDonouga on Lake Champlaln captured
British fleets larger, .than their own in
armament and men. But on the other
hand, Hull, Wilkinson and others in the
land fighting had committed gratuitous
blunders which east humiliation on the
country. Although some good 'fighting
was dona1 especially by - Harrison and
Pike, the campaign against Canada was
a failure, A British column destroyed
the capitol and other public buildings at
Washington- and sent Madison Into hid-
lng, but the aYmy which started out to
Strangely enough, in the peace treaty
of 18U, nothing was said about the bully-
ing and the assaults which had-impelled
congress to declare waV. But this omis-
,lon WBS 01 "uw Practical consequence.
The fighting qualities displayed by some
of the Americans on 'sea and land
showed that even . the -most powerful
nation In the world could no longer safely
Insult and injure their people. The out
rages on our commerce and the 1m
pressment of our seamen was never re
peated. The story of our reverses on sea
and land in 1819-15 should be held out as
a warning to the unpatriotic and stupid
course of the house ' democrats of today
1 who wnuM vukvn our alreadv Rmall
army, and reduce us to the rank of sec-
tond or third rate power on the high seas.
. ..; .'-'-"- I .
Missouri mule never makes a move till
it knows it's on' the right side.
Pittsburgh. Post; In the face of Mr.
Heney's vocabulary the ' national com
mittee did wrong ' in making 1 up the
convention roll. He proved beyond ques
tion' his right to .be seated as a repre
sentative of .Billingsgate; '
Pltsburgh Dispatch: ' Certain members
of - congress have made objections to
President Taft's ' traveling expense ac
count But we have heard of none who
objected to the amount of their mileage,
which is at least four or five times what
they actually pay for railroad fares it
they paid anything at alL
a Woe of Dia-aity. ;
' " Washington Star. '
"How silly our childhood sports seem,"
said the superior lady. "Look at that
boy rolling a hoop."
"Yes," said Mr. Chuggins, thoughtfully;
"but sometimes I'm inclined to think that
rolling a hoop isn't aa nnintelleotual and
undignified as fooling with an automobile
Ure,",;.,, . .,..,
1912.
QjOokinBackanl
TtobDay taOmahi
C0MP1LE.D FROM BEE FILES
JUXE 21.
Thirty Years Ag
Brownell Hall commencement took
place at Masenlc hall before a fashion
able audience. The graduating class con
sisted of Misses ! Hager,' Ambrose; Wag
goner and Ware. The first read an essay,
"The Hermes of Praxiteles;" the second
an essay, "Womanhood as Portrayed by
Mr.. Ho wells and Mrs. James," While
the last two indulged 'in a debate, on the
subject ... "Has , enthusiasm or' intellect
achieved most: for the clvllaxation of the
world??:. ; -A .
During the first season at Boyd', now
closing,-133' performances had been given.
Mr. W.fR. Davis," the Well known sta-
tioner in the Frenzer block, Is confined
to his bed by(an attack of sunstroke. -'
Bishop O'Conner administered confirma
tion at Cretghton- college chapel. .
"Mr.' E. ii Emery placed on our table
a bouquet or the finest - roses in culti
vation, grown here, from plants set out
this spring." ' ' - -
A delegation including John Bell, M.
Parr,: A. B. Carpenter, C. ' F. Goodman,
James Forsythe and others went, to Lin
coln to attend a state druggists' convent
S. G. Joye, proprietor of the millinery
establishment in the Jacobs' block, is In
Grinnell, where he was called by tele
graphic Information that his father and
mother had been instantly killed by . a
cyclone at that place, r, .'. ' -;"
W. . G..: Chambers and family returned
after a founr months' absence in Bhgland.
Twenty Years Agi
Charles W. Bryan of Lincoln was a
guest at the Arcade hotel."
George L. Sheldon of Lincoln was at
the Dellone. ')',-" . ; '
The commission composed of County
Judge Slier, Treasurer Irey and County
Clerk Sackett, authorised to fill vacancies
In the Board of County Commissioners,
held a meeting to go over, the long list
of candidates for the place In the Third
district. ... ; ... .. .
The cltlxens' committee of the people's
Independent party held a meeting. witr-
Thomas Swobe In the chair to go over th?
canvass for entertainment for the dele
gates to the coming national convention.
Alien Root reported that the word can
vass showed sufficient accommodation
for delegates and " friends could be se
cured without difficulty. J. W. Edgerton
was named as press committee to prepare
convention matter for the daily papers.
Dr. S. D. Mercer, chairman of the re
publican state committee, sent out a ca'l
for the committee to meet In Omaha on
June 30 to map out plans for the conven
tion. ' , '
;Rev. Dr. Duryea delivered a very Inter
estlng lecture on Greek art to a small
audience in the Llninger Aart gallery in
the evening. He was requested to repeat
the lecture at an early date, when ft was
hoped a larger attendance would greet
him. x
, J. H. Dumont and party went to St.
Paul. ' ' : : '
Lee Spratlln took a run over to Chicago.
John M. Thurston left for the east. -
Ten Years Ago s
Boss Ed Howell proved a better prophet
than' Boss Hajry. Miller, for 'Howell's
man. Jim English, was nominated by the
democrats for county attorney over Mil
ler's man, ' Lysle A,hbott. Some other
nominations were Frank L. Weaver, C.
M. Hunt, D. B. Weipton, for state sen
ators; George C. Martin, Joe Butler, W.
P. McDavltt. J. A. C. Kennedy, E. A.
Callelly, Charles C. Curtis, H. "F. Mc
intosh, Henry Rohlff, J. M. Payne for
state representatives; Peter G. Hofeldt
and Charles Otto Lobeck for county
commlssipners. It was a victory for the
Jacksontans over their ancient foe, the
Douglas County Democracy, the : Jacks
being led by Ed Howell and Lee Herd
man and the democracy by Louts Plattl,
Harry Miller and Charley Fanning.
Dr. "H. E. Van Giesen received word
of the death ' in Paterson, N. J , of his
father, Henry Van Gtesen, 90 years old.
Gus Rense announced big doin's at the
Den on Governor's night, when both John
H, Mickey and William J. Bryan were
expected to be present. ,.
Judge W. W. Keyso? announced that
he might not resign from the district
bench and accept the offer in the law
department of the University of St
Louuv, though his mind was not fully
determined. -
. The Union Pacific dismissed . 40 per
cent of Its local shop forces, which was
expected by the men to hasten the
machinists' strike, fallowing that of the
bollermakers.
People Talked About
Police Commissioner Waldo of New
York is preparing to receive "hundreds,
perhaps thousands" of criminals stopping-Off
on their way from Chicago to
Baltimore.
Love for a fiddle is a beatiful and
beneflctent thing.' For instance, there's
Nick Longworth. He's so ljusy- taking
part in a violin contet.t Just now that he
won't have any time , to get Into trouble
at the Chicago, convention. . .
In New York JW .butchers' have shut
up their shops because of dear meat The
trust people are not worried; one of their
representative said tranquilly: "The ma
jority of then ate not able to close up
their business for very .long; "it would
spell . rain, tot most of. them." .
..The death: of a wandering brother,
whose lust for travel resulted in his
amassing between- $500,000 and $1,000,000
in mines In Alaska and in Bakerfleld oil
property;, may bring .fortune to Marvin
E. Lammers, of- Springfield,' Mo John
Lammers, the brother, was killed in
Alaska in a snow slide.
Probably the first woman wireless -telegraph'
operator afloat will be Miss Ma
belle Ketso'of1 Seattle. In" passing the
examination vshe received one of th$
highest marks given at the government's
navir wireless training school, at the
Puget Sound Navy yard, and has been
assigned to the steamer Mariposa, sail
ing for Alaska on July L -, ,
, Helen Preece, a 15-year-old " English
girl, who comes from a family of skilled
riders. Is a remarkable athlete. She has
entered in the Olympic games at Stock
holm for the crosscountry ride of 4,000
metres, a ride over a course of 6,000
metres, s. swin of 900 metres, fencing
with a eple and shooting with a re
volver at a target 25 metres distant Al
ready she has won a worldwide reputa
tion as a horsewoman of the highest skill
and daring, '. '-".T .
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SUNNY GEMS.
"Very few mosquitos taste anything
but the Juice of tender plants," remarked
the naturalist
"Is that so!" exclaimed Farmer Corn-
tn...l ! VlrA n- Innks Bit if hllmRU
beings' hsdn't been properly advertised as
mosquito iooq. wasningion omn
"What's the trouble with Alice's deep
breathing exercises?"
girt she's got to breathe from her dia
gram, and she don t Know wnai ninu vi
a diagram to get her." Baltimore Ameri
can.
Borrows Say, old man, I'm badly In
need of a V or two. "' , -
HohJtite-Well, you'll find plenty of
them -in the dictionary .-Boston Trsn
8Crli.; ... -
paigner, "you understand that I am for
the uplift of the people."
"Yes." replied the blunt citisen. "But
I'm not sure you don't regard the people
somewhat as you do the elevator men.
Ke is always' going back and forth to
uplift somebody, but he never . gets a
chance to get off anywhere on his own
account." Washington Star.
; "I has heard," saiu Uncle Ebeff, "dat
politics makes strange bedfellows. But
dat don't make much diffunce dar's sech
a rumpus dat nobody kain't slet sj no
how. ".-Washington Star.
"So your pldest boy has Joined a glee
club?'! -
"Yes."
"What caused him to Jak that step?"
T mmtwt It milRt hnv hin melancholia."
-Washington Star. .
,"1 wonder- why she wears such tight
gloves?" , .
"That's the only way the can get her
hand squeezed." Town. Topics. ,
... . ? m , '
"Of course." ' said the energetic cam
"At the prayer meeting the other
night," confided Mrs. Goodsole, Wife of
the pastor, "Brother Jolllfer made the
most awful blunder you ever heard of."
"What was it" inquired Mrs. Hardesty.
; "He started the hymn, 'Tell Me the Old,
lilATM
Icod or Hot
Quonches Thirst and Refreshes
Body and Mind
ONE TEASPOONFUL MAKES TWO CUPS
Publishes! by ttia Growers of India Tea
I
mimi torn
Where rest, pleasure and heatifc
. ctwaityou
Is best reached via
inois
; Tennis, Golf, Boating, Camping, Fishing, Bathing,
Motoring. ' All ' of these forms of recreation can lie
found at the various Summer Resorts along the Great
Lakes and Atlantic Coast.
Special low fares are now in effect and tickets are
on sale daily up to and including September 30, 1912
Tickets to many, destinations may be routed going via -;
one route, returning via a different route either by ,
rail or water or the reverse. Passengers will be allowed :
liberal stop-over privileges, affording themr an -op- ,
portunity .to visit many places of great interest.
For tickets limited to SIXTY DAYS for return "
we quote the following rates from Omaha: '
"New York City . .... .
. Boston, Mass.
Atlantic City, N..J.
Montreal, Que.
Buffalo, N. Y.
Niagara , Falls,- N. Y.
Detroit, Mich.
Norfdk Val
.Tickets are also on sale to. various other Summer
Resort&' at proportionate rates. For tickets, reserva-
tions and detailed information, call on or address
Illinois Central ftty Ticket Office
409 South Sixteenth St.,
' 7 - " ' -. "' -
Telephones: Douglas, 264; Independent A-2164. ."
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
. Nebraska Military Academy Summer Camp School.
ii ' ' "' ' ii i i i i. i n ,
VACATION 19 HERE AGAIN. Where will your , boy . spend .
his Summer? You want him to enjoy his vacation, but you'd .
sIbo like to have him put some of this time to profitable use.
The Nebraska Military Academy Summer Camp . will settle
c your problem for eight weeks.. Beginning June 25th and ending ,
. August 20th, the boys will have just the kind of vacs;on that boys .
like best. There will be out-door sports, tents to sleep In, plenty
of wholesome food and Just enough study to keep, their minds In
trim of to make up any subjects in which they .are deficient. .
We'U gladly tell you more about this Summer .Camp Jf
you'll send us your name. - 77 ' -' - .. . . , V
B. P. HAYWARD. Superinteiident. - 7 LINCOLN, NEB.
Old Story,' to the tune of 'Has Anybody
Here Seen Kfelly?'"-Chlcago Tribune.
' . . '. ' ' "
The sage- of Smlthfield streer was- dis
coursing on affairs In general, v ..
"Kids are very forward these days, he
A r-l a
Nobody contradicted this.- - -"Children
are no longer bashful. Modern
younsters never try to hide behind their
mothers' skirts." .
"Perhaps it's Just as well," spoke up
one of the circle. "Their mothers haven't
skirts enough to hide behind these days,"
-Pittsburg Post
THE CROSSED FINGER.. :
London Tit-Bits. .
He swore that her kiss was the first he
had had; -But
his fingers were crossed..
He'd kissed but his mother, when he was
a lad!
Yes, his fingers were crossed.. .
He vowed that not only hed ne er had a
ttSt6
Of quivering lips, -but that-no other waist
Had ever been clasped by hig.arm, .Then
in haste - . - . s.
His two fingers he' crossed.. ;
The sparkler he gave her he'd purchased
that day , ,. . ;
While his fingers were crossed!
No previous maiden had worn it nay,
. . nayj .. , -.'-:
But.his fingers were crossed! .A y.
And never, so . long as' his life should
Would' eye, cheek, or lip of another maid
He knew" it-ast every, doubt, he" was
sure ' ,
But his fingers were crossed! :
She listened to all of the buff lie had Mid
While his fingers were Crossed. ; . .
She laid on his bosom her wise little head
While his fingers were crossed! . .
She answered so low that the famed, llt-
Whoeddles sweet secrets could scarcely
have heard
As she breathed. "Oh, my love, I believe
every word!" '.
But her fingers-were crossed! 7..
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