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Washington 725. jiourteenui St.. N. W. :;.. CORRESPONDENCE. . Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department V ' . - MAY 'CIRCULATION. 50,421 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas ,ss. -Dwlght' WUIIantt, -circulation manager ot The Bee Publishing company, being duly, sworn, safs that the average daily circulation for the , month of May, 191 was ,42L . DWfoHT WILLIAMS, x , , ,, , Circulation Manager, v Subscribed In 'my presence and sworn to before me this 6th day. of June, 1912. .jOSeal.) . , -ROBERT HUNTER, , , . j Notary Public. ' ; MabscrlberS lesvtp the city (eatporarllr v shoal have The Bee.' mailed-; to - thesa. Address vlU ke chaatted as oftea as re- ' faceted. -' ' ...It Is a delight to see Mr.-Bryan so 'happy. It will sooji ;jej jtjmei to listen to Nebraska's corn grow. . Senator Root's plea for party reg ularity evidently was heard. ( . The volceof Theodore A. Bell of California 'Is also ringing out for "Champ Clark.. - In a way, one of those southern delegates might have an advantage as a- dark horse. - President JTaft diverts bis mind from- Chicago troubles by, ; robting Vlth"tHebase barf'tans." ' , . The HonTlm Voodruff .flops so often he,' himself, bar difficulty in telling which side is' up. " , And in the excitement a New York society:.ladyj baijded a Chicago bell hop a poker, chip for a tip. Some of the Methodists are deplor ing long prayers.' The one the Lord ie ii as a moaei was not long. , j'i You may bulldoze part of Jhe peo ple part of tne .time, but cannot bull doze all of the people all of the time. v Butremembei, good wives, to meet your hubby' with a smile when he comes in. - The saloon keeper always does; V ': t t" Homesteaders looking for the beat opportunity will come to Nebraska and get In on the remaining million acres..' ;v The people of San-Antonio, Tex., have Just. killed more than 3,000,000 files! .: Yet -Houston persists in its onion festival. V ;!, Frank Gotch is making all conven tion ' cities; ' He slipped into Balti more the other night and got away with $8,000 and is billed for Chicago "next. , . i . . ' Champ Clark's holm dawg has a tim, hold' out th pi counter. ' The tail wig-wags toward a. seat, in con greea, the. head, barks for the presl- After favoring the coal man' with tlx months of booming business, the weather man turns on the benevo lent Ice man and "knocks him over hfc rtpes.' 5 .' vv ' . "Sunny Jlm'': Sherman agrees with bisvredesBorsthgt one. term as tei&resident satisfies his ambition. Prom his perch, at a safe distance he otierv'eB. events in Ch'cago" with su Pb 'equanimity. "!f '"' . ; :, 7 History -repeat Itself wttb -modern modifications. Nero fiddled while Eoe bnfnedr, ' Coagressnjan' ifong worth entered a fiddling contest in Chicago .' when "his father-la-law fined ln'to' "burn' or th5 towmM'; . ; T" T '. i . - The succession of June cold waves jturned in brth weather man saves th country from the devastating hot sit of Chicago, ; The Carnegie hero i board should not- overlook in ita ' awards 'the. patriotic genius' of such strategy, ... '....? r . ; " . . -1 In Uie opinion of the United 8tates court at Buffalo a wife's savings be long to her and may not be attached by her husband's creditors," It Is up to the dealer to find out. before, ex tending credit, which of the family 'holds the purse. , 1 J. . : : -After Judge Parker filched his nomination from Bryan's clutch at St Loufs the' Nebraskan took the ' stump and told the voters to elect j Parker in preference; to ' Roosevelt, but sow Mr,' Bryan does' not think that the man he ..preferred for the presidency Is fit for temporary chair man of the national democratic con ttntion. " The Eight-Hour Day. "" President Taft's approval oi the eight-hour act applying to govern meat service is the consummation of a great triumph for organized labor. But it is more than that; it is a tri umph for Bociety at large. Organ ized labor deserves all the credit due for the eight-hour day, for It was or ganized labor that brought it about. But organized labor neither claims nor receives all the benefit and ad vantage of the eight-hour day. They are shared In alike by every member of society who believes In the great humanitarian principle of live and let' live, and who desires to afford the poller the best possible chance compatible with fair play for self Improvement. - Domestic peace and happiness, sobriety, Individual and collective mental and moral better ment. Industry, Itself, have been en hanced by the effect of the eight hour day. It is too late now to be gin; arguing its virtues; they are proved principles. Men are now thinking of the work day as eight hours and with the official sanction of the federal government, a moral precept becomes a legal rule. . Eight hours Is enough for anyone to work. The person who cannot do a day's work In eight hours is hardly worth employing for, nine or ten. Society owes a big debt to union labor for its pioneer service. ' ; Bryan Ferninit Parker. . ( Reporter Bryan's eagle-eyed atten tion to his journalistic duties la Chi cago has not completely blinded him to , the preliminaries In Baltimore. He ' looks up from the newspaper ta ble long enough to remind the brethren in Maryland that he Is still running things in the democratic party. He even takes a chance on getting scooped at Chicago to drop a husky plug In that surreptitious plan to make Judge Parker temporary chairman of the democratic conven tion. Strange,Jjje.eqejDiy. should have at tempted to steal this march on our fellow craftsman ' We .glory in his spunk and take this opportunity of saying that it is hard to catch a live reporter asleep ' at the ' switch. No doubt Judge Parker and bis friends thought they would. "put: one over" on Mr. Bryan while hewas buried in his work at the reporter's table or busy pounding i out bis copy on a typewriter, but Jbey have been foiled in their "crool" designs. Politically speaking,' we might re mark that Mr. Bryan took the stump for Br'er Parker In 1904 and told the voters he was the man they should vote for,-though we have- al ways believed he had a itfarble 'In his mouth while he was talking. How ever, he recommended a man for president whom he now says Is unfit to preside over a democratic, eonven tlon. All of which simply shows our fellow craftsman is still the big noise. C No More Dirty Dolliri Uncle Sam has just opened a cur rency laundry In Washington calcu lated to purge the dirtiest dollar of Its taint. Those supersensitive uni versities that spurned Rockefeller's and Carnegie's gold because it was tainted may now accept It without the least fear of contamination. This laundry guarantees all its work. It washes and Irons out all spots and wrinkles with Immaculate precision. It Is a great adjunct to a beneficent government. Just send in your bun dle of dirty money, properly tagged, and It with be returned 'to you clean, crisp and par. It will neither be shrunk by debased currency soap or Inflated py. watered stock... What a possibility for gentlemen who may have' a jackpot dollar " or two ' on them! ; Just think what a solvent this laundry wouJd . have .been for those patriots la the Illinois legisla ture a couple of years ago. Hereaf ter It will not be possible for one man to corrupt another with money, for all money will be clean. And what a boon It will be -for 'our relentless anti-germ crusade. Still, even the shuddering fear of germs has not made all of . us , apathetic . toward money. . . .. .-.. , Expanding Eailroad Earnings. Reports of railroad gross earnings for the month of May. show a gratify ing increase, which Is notable In view of the fact that grain and cotton shipments were" "below' 'expectations.' Railroad earnings Me very close to the pulse of business' conditions in this country and at times their per sistent gains, become the' source of unusual satisfaction. With such a fair start toward larger revenues for. the season, the railroads have .a cheerful prospect Crops on the whole will turft over heavy shipments to. them, and. this they are appreciating in , their In creaslngly large orders for equip ment Many of the most Important roads are preparing to enlarge their capacity all they can by autumn. Railroads enlarge their capacity only to meet enlarged demands. It is to be hoped that the threat ened paralysis of western roads by certain employes, who have got into a dispute with their employers, may be peacefully averted. It would be most unfortunate to mar the pros pects just ahead by labor troubles. Chairman Mack probably will be continued at the head of the demo cratic machine, for he lives in strategic state, is rich and can ap proach the big rich without getting an arm bit off,- ; THE BEE: -OMAHA, FRIDAY, JUNE -21, : WHAT I WANT TO DO FOE OMAHA By Thomas McGovern, City Commissioner in Charge of Public Improvements. I want to do what the people want me in fact, improving the lot of all- I be- to do. I have some definite ideas of my own, of course, and I want to carry some f ,hm . ., k.i, ... ... feel that I am first a public servant, here to do the bidding of the public. If the people, who put me here come to my office and cannot find me and will send me word, I will go to their offices or homes, If need be, to find them and see'' what' they want I want to improve Omaha's gradinr" av eu vT and paving-as rapidl as possible. The streets should be kept in (order and, while this comes under my department and I should look out for disordered streets. nevertheless I shall have to depend some- what upon others for help. If the people will report to me streets that need repair 1 I promise to give tbem my earliest and most faithful attention. I am the peo-v pie's servant, not their boss. " One thing In which I am deeply Jnter- ested Is cheaper fuel for Omaha steam ' away. I believe a modern sprinkling sys coal, for Instanoe. I am not exactly sure tern better. We certainly should not deny of the best Way to get this,. but would like to confer with others on working out a way.' I am certain that our manufac- turlng Interests, trowing, ss they are. would advance much more rapidly If we could gt coal into this city cheaper than we are doing now. It is fuel for steam purposes that we need most sorely. This S '..'.Tla1 "J. bu!.nM" Interested In the Industrial growth of th. city. Another Inducement I think should be made to outside Industry is in the mat ter of a reform tax system. We should cut down our realty' and personal taxa- tlon and adopt a graduated occupation tax, an dalso a wheel tax,, tax every vehicle that moves on a special basis. think In the end this would enable us to reduce the level of real and personal taxes, which are the taxes that stare an Investor in the face when he comes to look over the ground with a view of locating, without doing any Injustice, but.- WHEN LINCOLN RAN FOB PRESIDENT Samples of Political Mud Throwing Sixty-Two Years Ago, ''' North American Review.' . - - Because of the terrible tiring of the are statesmen and able men and they mud batteries during the present presl- dentlal primaries there are many titnor- ous souls that believe that no candidate has ever been so bitterly assailed as his favorite. True, the presidential primary has led to political methods that are con- demnable, but, nevertheless, they are not entirely new. The North American Re- view has collected some of the utter- ances when Lincoln ran for the presl- dency. , From the Albany Atlas and Argus: "May ti, lS60-Mr. Lincoln was first heard of in politics a year ago last fall, perlence worth mentioning In the prac when, limping with, wounds and howling tlcal duties of statesmanship, and only with anguish, he was driven through the state of Illinois by Douglas and defeated wlth th tacit approval of the majority wa uiss vwii siit, biiu wjvn 1110 puimuiy expressed atatutattoas ef Oreeley, Weed and others. Last spring he made his de but in this state as an orator and con menced charging for his speeches at the rate of SlOO apiece,' and was forced to desist, amid -such PUbllo expressions of contempt, that he , may be said to have been fairly; hissed out of the state.. He has never, held public office of any credit and Is not known except -as, a slang- whanging stump speaker of a class with which every party teems and of which all parties are ashamed." From the New York Herald: ' May 19, 1860-Th republican convention at Chicago has nominated Abraham Lin- coin of Jlllnftis for president of . the United States- third-rate western law- yef, poorer than even poor Pierce. They pass over Steward, Chase and Banks, who A GREAT WAR ANNIVERSARY Centennial of the Second War with Great Britain. St Louis Globe-Democrat . ... No other country In 'the world ever In the early part of the war, and wen made less preparation tor a war which had long been foreseen than the United States had done previous to the declara- tlon of hostilities with England by eon- greaa oa June IS, UU. Even in the face of that country's years of provocation for War our peace-loving presidents, Jeff er soa and Madison had . neglected afl adequate preparation for the Inevitable oonfUot The .effective little army and navy which the United States had at the close of the war of Independence, and Which the federalist presidents. Wash- Ington and Adams, had Intended to main- tain and strengthen, had been allowed to virtually disappear under the sway of capture New Orleans met with a dls thelr feeble democratic successors. Con- astrous repulse at the hands of Jackson, gr -s, Indeed, Just before the war began, - coerced Madison into the adoption of what he pretended would be a vigorous policy for the defense of the nation's honor, and also provided for an Increase of armament on land and sea, but these steps came too late to be effective. The initiative and daring" of some of our naval and military fighters, however, went to the rescue of a shiftless and Incapable government. Good work on land-was done by Scott 'Brown - and northwest and by Jackson in the south west.,. Decatur, Bainbrldg. Lawrence, Porter, Elliott and others on the high and the swarms of privateers from . New England kept Britain's navy, busy EDIT0EIAL SD) ISSUES. 1 Chicago Tribune: Many a June bride will tatl to receive her rightful share of publicity this year. . Springfield Republican; There, may never be another national convention of the republican party tor the reason that four years hence presidential primaries may be so perfected as to make one superfluous. So, if this Is to be the last one,' the stage setting conforms to the dramatic requirements of the situation. Chicago , Record-Herald: Pictures of Kermlt show that he la the possessor of an Incipient mustache. It will be neoas sary, however, for Mm to wait about fifteen years to become a candidate for the presldencyMf the present constitu tion is to remain In force. St Louis Republic: After watching the futile attempt of a New York crowd to make a mule get up that had fallen on Its left aide, a Mlssourian stepped for ward, turned the mule over and at once the grateful animal arose. Perhaps New Yorkers - will now understand that a "v " our P0"' lv erious inougnt to agree with me in it. Our realty taxes are Just now bein f anced aln- cou 1 m not 8aylng the 18 J10, fr,ound f?r !t: '" "w Zt but they can be raised without at the ame time raising our principal taxes. .wh not- . ; . "-. ' M- . fW Now,, as to-' paving, we should see that Paruc,B maw.. . Wn,lt oe ,nt0 our Pvln 8nould' bt of th beat laty as well as quantity, We cannot" maintain good streets with P.r material.' and I am going to try to see that the city is not beat on any deals of this kind. .' -7 I am convinced that our paving suffers from the -flushing system of cleaning. I think , the pressure from - these , f lusher hurts asphalt, in time helps to wear, it cur streets all the water they need iy the dust ,atid clean them, but there , are better ways.of giving them the. water than some we have pursued, I think. . j ; 8peaking of water; we should have ne an(1 larger at one, t0 epread -fhe beneflto of tM Ml8MUrl nyer ovtr a, muCn wM ,ri w ,0,rf,w ,,. w.t. board lose no time in attending to this, i ff 1 1 10 u.j j 11 vinim iuvi, wave Where, We are a proud people when. It comes to oUr'homea and beautiful, ihonws c" for , luxuriant lawns and ; luxuriant Iawns for abuhdance of water., Some get 'tome do not. Xet all have lt;.'deny none. More water, ; more water , mains, Alert,, quick action here Is imperative. I leave off as ! began' with a general invitation for all my constituents to ca'l on me at any time with any proposition, and I will give my closest attention. The people must remember that they can and should help the commissioners. take a fourth-rate lecturer, who cannot speak good grammar, and, .who,, to raise the wind, delivers his hackneyed llllter- ate compositions, at $200 apiece. bur readers recollect that this peripatetic pol- iticlan visited New Tbrk two or three years ago on his financial tour; when, in return for the most unmitigated trash, interlarded with coarse and clumsy Jokes, he filled his empty pockets with dollars coined out of republican" fanaticism." . "May Jl, 1880-The candidate for .presl- dent, Abraham Lincoln, Is an uneducated man a vulgar politician without any ex- noted for some very unpopular votes n'ch he gave while a member or con- "f88- Tne comparison between Seward and this illiterate western boor is odious i S -,s as Hyperion to a satyr; BVom the Boston Post: " ' ' "May a, MfiOLlncoln has "'merely a talent for demaiogue appeal that ' was thoyghV to be' worth in New England "A vcr t' , V, "X. some Whtfteard hfm weVeaur- r,ed that ha Um considered any- wnV Bre' "J" . "f". nuB W 'ed, ?.n' . .. Mud' throwing Is as old as politics and Pl,t,c DIU wnen there were two men, and one Of them wanted office. w UP- 9 ? oouduui. lor tne worst U yet to wme-walt until we get Into the campaign proper, and not a mere prl- mary campaign, and. then it win be time to run for the cyclone cellar. victories which created consternation ,ln that country. Perry on Lake Erie and McDonouga on Lake Champlaln captured British fleets larger, .than their own in armament and men. But on the other hand, Hull, Wilkinson and others in the land fighting had committed gratuitous blunders which east humiliation on the country. Although some good 'fighting was dona1 especially by - Harrison and Pike, the campaign against Canada was a failure, A British column destroyed the capitol and other public buildings at Washington- and sent Madison Into hid- lng, but the aYmy which started out to Strangely enough, in the peace treaty of 18U, nothing was said about the bully- ing and the assaults which had-impelled congress to declare waV. But this omis- ,lon WBS 01 "uw Practical consequence. The fighting qualities displayed by some of the Americans on 'sea and land showed that even . the -most powerful nation In the world could no longer safely Insult and injure their people. The out rages on our commerce and the 1m pressment of our seamen was never re peated. The story of our reverses on sea and land in 1819-15 should be held out as a warning to the unpatriotic and stupid course of the house ' democrats of today 1 who wnuM vukvn our alreadv Rmall army, and reduce us to the rank of sec- tond or third rate power on the high seas. . ..; .'-'-"- I . Missouri mule never makes a move till it knows it's on' the right side. Pittsburgh. Post; In the face of Mr. Heney's vocabulary the ' national com mittee did wrong ' in making 1 up the convention roll. He proved beyond ques tion' his right to .be seated as a repre sentative of .Billingsgate; ' Pltsburgh Dispatch: ' Certain members of - congress have made objections to President Taft's ' traveling expense ac count But we have heard of none who objected to the amount of their mileage, which is at least four or five times what they actually pay for railroad fares it they paid anything at alL a Woe of Dia-aity. ; ' " Washington Star. ' "How silly our childhood sports seem," said the superior lady. "Look at that boy rolling a hoop." "Yes," said Mr. Chuggins, thoughtfully; "but sometimes I'm inclined to think that rolling a hoop isn't aa nnintelleotual and undignified as fooling with an automobile Ure,",;.,, . .,.., 1912. QjOokinBackanl TtobDay taOmahi C0MP1LE.D FROM BEE FILES JUXE 21. Thirty Years Ag Brownell Hall commencement took place at Masenlc hall before a fashion able audience. The graduating class con sisted of Misses ! Hager,' Ambrose; Wag goner and Ware. The first read an essay, "The Hermes of Praxiteles;" the second an essay, "Womanhood as Portrayed by Mr.. Ho wells and Mrs. James," While the last two indulged 'in a debate, on the subject ... "Has , enthusiasm or' intellect achieved most: for the clvllaxation of the world??:. ; -A . During the first season at Boyd', now closing,-133' performances had been given. Mr. W.fR. Davis," the Well known sta- tioner in the Frenzer block, Is confined to his bed by(an attack of sunstroke. -' Bishop O'Conner administered confirma tion at Cretghton- college chapel. . "Mr.' E. ii Emery placed on our table a bouquet or the finest - roses in culti vation, grown here, from plants set out this spring." ' ' - - A delegation including John Bell, M. Parr,: A. B. Carpenter, C. ' F. Goodman, James Forsythe and others went, to Lin coln to attend a state druggists' convent S. G. Joye, proprietor of the millinery establishment in the Jacobs' block, is In Grinnell, where he was called by tele graphic Information that his father and mother had been instantly killed by . a cyclone at that place, r, .'. ' -;" W. . G..: Chambers and family returned after a founr months' absence in Bhgland. Twenty Years Agi Charles W. Bryan of Lincoln was a guest at the Arcade hotel." George L. Sheldon of Lincoln was at the Dellone. ')',-" . ; ' The commission composed of County Judge Slier, Treasurer Irey and County Clerk Sackett, authorised to fill vacancies In the Board of County Commissioners, held a meeting to go over, the long list of candidates for the place In the Third district. ... ; ... .. . The cltlxens' committee of the people's Independent party held a meeting. witr- Thomas Swobe In the chair to go over th? canvass for entertainment for the dele gates to the coming national convention. Alien Root reported that the word can vass showed sufficient accommodation for delegates and " friends could be se cured without difficulty. J. W. Edgerton was named as press committee to prepare convention matter for the daily papers. Dr. S. D. Mercer, chairman of the re publican state committee, sent out a ca'l for the committee to meet In Omaha on June 30 to map out plans for the conven tion. ' , ' ;Rev. Dr. Duryea delivered a very Inter estlng lecture on Greek art to a small audience in the Llninger Aart gallery in the evening. He was requested to repeat the lecture at an early date, when ft was hoped a larger attendance would greet him. x , J. H. Dumont and party went to St. Paul. ' ' : : ' Lee Spratlln took a run over to Chicago. John M. Thurston left for the east. - Ten Years Ago s Boss Ed Howell proved a better prophet than' Boss Hajry. Miller, for 'Howell's man. Jim English, was nominated by the democrats for county attorney over Mil ler's man, ' Lysle A,hbott. Some other nominations were Frank L. Weaver, C. M. Hunt, D. B. Weipton, for state sen ators; George C. Martin, Joe Butler, W. P. McDavltt. J. A. C. Kennedy, E. A. Callelly, Charles C. Curtis, H. "F. Mc intosh, Henry Rohlff, J. M. Payne for state representatives; Peter G. Hofeldt and Charles Otto Lobeck for county commlssipners. It was a victory for the Jacksontans over their ancient foe, the Douglas County Democracy, the : Jacks being led by Ed Howell and Lee Herd man and the democracy by Louts Plattl, Harry Miller and Charley Fanning. Dr. "H. E. Van Giesen received word of the death ' in Paterson, N. J , of his father, Henry Van Gtesen, 90 years old. Gus Rense announced big doin's at the Den on Governor's night, when both John H, Mickey and William J. Bryan were expected to be present. ,. Judge W. W. Keyso? announced that he might not resign from the district bench and accept the offer in the law department of the University of St Louuv, though his mind was not fully determined. - . The Union Pacific dismissed . 40 per cent of Its local shop forces, which was expected by the men to hasten the machinists' strike, fallowing that of the bollermakers. People Talked About Police Commissioner Waldo of New York is preparing to receive "hundreds, perhaps thousands" of criminals stopping-Off on their way from Chicago to Baltimore. Love for a fiddle is a beatiful and beneflctent thing.' For instance, there's Nick Longworth. He's so ljusy- taking part in a violin contet.t Just now that he won't have any time , to get Into trouble at the Chicago, convention. . . In New York JW .butchers' have shut up their shops because of dear meat The trust people are not worried; one of their representative said tranquilly: "The ma jority of then ate not able to close up their business for very .long; "it would spell . rain, tot most of. them." . ..The death: of a wandering brother, whose lust for travel resulted in his amassing between- $500,000 and $1,000,000 in mines In Alaska and in Bakerfleld oil property;, may bring .fortune to Marvin E. Lammers, of- Springfield,' Mo John Lammers, the brother, was killed in Alaska in a snow slide. Probably the first woman wireless -telegraph' operator afloat will be Miss Ma belle Ketso'of1 Seattle. In" passing the examination vshe received one of th$ highest marks given at the government's navir wireless training school, at the Puget Sound Navy yard, and has been assigned to the steamer Mariposa, sail ing for Alaska on July L -, , , Helen Preece, a 15-year-old " English girl, who comes from a family of skilled riders. Is a remarkable athlete. She has entered in the Olympic games at Stock holm for the crosscountry ride of 4,000 metres, a ride over a course of 6,000 metres, s. swin of 900 metres, fencing with a eple and shooting with a re volver at a target 25 metres distant Al ready she has won a worldwide reputa tion as a horsewoman of the highest skill and daring, '. '-".T . 1 r SUNNY GEMS. "Very few mosquitos taste anything but the Juice of tender plants," remarked the naturalist "Is that so!" exclaimed Farmer Corn- tn...l ! VlrA n- Innks Bit if hllmRU beings' hsdn't been properly advertised as mosquito iooq. wasningion omn "What's the trouble with Alice's deep breathing exercises?" girt she's got to breathe from her dia gram, and she don t Know wnai ninu vi a diagram to get her." Baltimore Ameri can. Borrows Say, old man, I'm badly In need of a V or two. "' , - HohJtite-Well, you'll find plenty of them -in the dictionary .-Boston Trsn 8Crli.; ... - paigner, "you understand that I am for the uplift of the people." "Yes." replied the blunt citisen. "But I'm not sure you don't regard the people somewhat as you do the elevator men. Ke is always' going back and forth to uplift somebody, but he never . gets a chance to get off anywhere on his own account." Washington Star. ; "I has heard," saiu Uncle Ebeff, "dat politics makes strange bedfellows. But dat don't make much diffunce dar's sech a rumpus dat nobody kain't slet sj no how. ".-Washington Star. "So your pldest boy has Joined a glee club?'! - "Yes." "What caused him to Jak that step?" T mmtwt It milRt hnv hin melancholia." -Washington Star. . ,"1 wonder- why she wears such tight gloves?" , . "That's the only way the can get her hand squeezed." Town. Topics. , ... . ? m , ' "Of course." ' said the energetic cam "At the prayer meeting the other night," confided Mrs. Goodsole, Wife of the pastor, "Brother Jolllfer made the most awful blunder you ever heard of." "What was it" inquired Mrs. Hardesty. ; "He started the hymn, 'Tell Me the Old, lilATM Icod or Hot Quonches Thirst and Refreshes Body and Mind ONE TEASPOONFUL MAKES TWO CUPS Publishes! by ttia Growers of India Tea I mimi torn Where rest, pleasure and heatifc . ctwaityou Is best reached via inois ; Tennis, Golf, Boating, Camping, Fishing, Bathing, Motoring. ' All ' of these forms of recreation can lie found at the various Summer Resorts along the Great Lakes and Atlantic Coast. Special low fares are now in effect and tickets are on sale daily up to and including September 30, 1912 Tickets to many, destinations may be routed going via -; one route, returning via a different route either by , rail or water or the reverse. Passengers will be allowed : liberal stop-over privileges, affording themr an -op- , portunity .to visit many places of great interest. For tickets limited to SIXTY DAYS for return " we quote the following rates from Omaha: ' "New York City . .... . . Boston, Mass. Atlantic City, N..J. Montreal, Que. Buffalo, N. Y. Niagara , Falls,- N. Y. Detroit, Mich. Norfdk Val .Tickets are also on sale to. various other Summer Resort&' at proportionate rates. For tickets, reserva- tions and detailed information, call on or address Illinois Central ftty Ticket Office 409 South Sixteenth St., ' 7 - " ' -. "' - Telephones: Douglas, 264; Independent A-2164. ." SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. . Nebraska Military Academy Summer Camp School. ii ' ' "' ' ii i i i i. i n , VACATION 19 HERE AGAIN. Where will your , boy . spend . his Summer? You want him to enjoy his vacation, but you'd . sIbo like to have him put some of this time to profitable use. The Nebraska Military Academy Summer Camp . will settle c your problem for eight weeks.. Beginning June 25th and ending , . August 20th, the boys will have just the kind of vacs;on that boys . like best. There will be out-door sports, tents to sleep In, plenty of wholesome food and Just enough study to keep, their minds In trim of to make up any subjects in which they .are deficient. . We'U gladly tell you more about this Summer .Camp Jf you'll send us your name. - 77 ' -' - .. . . , V B. P. HAYWARD. Superinteiident. - 7 LINCOLN, NEB. Old Story,' to the tune of 'Has Anybody Here Seen Kfelly?'"-Chlcago Tribune. ' . . '. ' ' " The sage- of Smlthfield streer was- dis coursing on affairs In general, v .. 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And never, so . long as' his life should Would' eye, cheek, or lip of another maid He knew" it-ast every, doubt, he" was sure ' , But his fingers were crossed! : She listened to all of the buff lie had Mid While his fingers were Crossed. ; . . She laid on his bosom her wise little head While his fingers were crossed! . . She answered so low that the famed, llt- Whoeddles sweet secrets could scarcely have heard As she breathed. "Oh, my love, I believe every word!" '. But her fingers-were crossed! 7.. 1 ... $42.00 $45.00 41.00 45.00 4390 37.35 32.00 32.00 25.00 44.25 38.85 34.00 34,00 26.00 42:00 ... , SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Centra