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THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: MAY 26, 1912.
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Ths Omaha Susday Bee.
fvVSVEITil EDVf ARD ROSEWATtK.
irVlCTt eUeaKWATiiB. SUITOR.
BEE BUlLstUKO, FAK.NAM AND
En' .-red at Omaha poslofflo as
cass matter.
curau tJi. 7 - ...... ,
Eat unlay bee, on year ""iiTi
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Daily Im aad Sunday, ana yesa.......
Evening Baa with Bumlajr). per "
Uajiy b wiuiout euDOajJ. par lno::Tj;
Aaareaa mu CDUftiaHiia or
la aitvjj t City Cm-uleUoa ixsso.
REMITTANCES.
Remit bv draft, eiprsss or nos' erdr.
unlr -ca stamps received In pay""
pi on Omsua and aaatara sicaande. at
accepted, r
orrmu.
' Omaha The Be Vididlog.
feouth Omasa uk M
council siiufis Scott ft
I inn.i.-i Uuie Bunding.
Lueeo-b MaroueU Building.
Kansas City Hellene Building.
. i'ork-al Wart Toirty-lhir.
Vaateaftao-m founaaata Sl w-
COa&WONDBMCB.
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lilor-Jn-v-. ehoc ba addraaasd
Omaaa Baa. Milan, wfiai
f AfKU. CIROULATWM.
50,109
ante af Kabrmsk. Ceuntr of TJougla. aa:
Dwtght William, eiewnetla umi
at . fls ft ruwienins. cecaim,.
duly sworn, aayi uat the avares dally
circulation, (or Ibe enonih ot April, lilt
"' 'owik'WIW-e-'
Orculeuea Manacar.
Subscribed la my nreseoos and ewors
to brtore aaa tats Ind dv it May, WJ.
Ilka.. I BOBtRT MUNTW.
-tf . , Notary puaue,
. 1 akacwrkara efweisag , ska esty
taaiawrartlr afcaald aara Tka
' Bra malt 4 facta. ' ' Address j
i wltl Ba akamad aa aetaa aa a-
'Folki cut almost fcsaT th June
tugs bUS.
;. "Color Una at 4h Bf.
br cf JodgmoDt. ' -
Not the
. Tha miutclsna ara comlDf.
Oaidba bUom bar aam.
; JThet Mia m aaa FourtB ol Jnlr
ihould eemiaeBea It Juna.- ' -
'Llttla Cubt) ouia so gund It
longar for Malco to get H tba lima-
light '.'f ''
Not a bullet has passed over the;
llne since ntbat ultimatum
Mexico.
reached
Ara the Teddy bear manufacturers
finding Interest Ib du'rrant politico
these days!
. It will hav to be someone else
than Jack Froat wb knocks out our
fruit crop tbl year, '
No use guessing od what the dem
ocrats are going to to antll the re
publicans do H tirat. - ' '
-When that eroM-ceuatry aeronaut
drops In on bs tiers 'bo will fib
everything looking' u
-' Not autir CmfT ieidel was fleeted
mayor of Milwaukee did the pompa
dour erase come tiack. . i . .
Every oure In "a while fy Cobb
threatens td'ttaVe' Oeorgta the big
gest atate la tbs-ualoB." '
Vhosa university, cadet TnsuTracte
did hot ib anything' very bad, bat
they had bettor ot do it kgaln.. ,
i-i'-a J-nr. -
It begins to look as if Kansas City
might have.o .completefl'flew -epot
before the aad of the Hyde caae.
T a laymaa up a tree it looks as
If the Methodist ohutch would soba
bo oompoeed of Bone bat btshop.
' Tbl country la up against the. or
deal of getting Bleat ior, , fear
without aa order for two new battle
ships. . '. ''
; 'Registered rMto auoibere sad the
popalattoB ooeBt already seem ts bo
tloslng B. fatrijy does race la Ke-I
brash. '
' Before the Be' election rotla
round Deavep ohoald wrganlse a so
ciety for tBs -prtveaQfta of cruelty to
oaniidatea.. - - -:
; '.Ta tuaraBteed.daadelloB onlm
gnlsher, Itke the device to heat a
house ib wmter wlthoat fuel, 1a yet
to. be is vented.
I?J. "
.Omaka seed to' prld berself ok
belag obo of the bel paved (diet la
the country. It li poealM to rvgaii
that repetatloa. ' ". '. '
AaaMatioa talk Is aonsssso, aan
Cy Warmaa la his Canadlaa clab d
dreaa. He wilt. hv Chajsvp Clark
and Mike Leo after him.
' The Beit thing our new eoatmls
aion plaa coancllmea should do Is
to pre the first appoint! bie-blter
ceugbt graftin'g'or eoldleHngJ.
Viz ' -W K.
'Fortunately, these -,great.; church
cnferBC ar all carernlly sched
uled to end le Unto to et out of the
way for the big political conventions.
The" senate' report, eeft-peds? the
(act .when If 'say th life-earth ( ap
paratus of -the Tltaala was "pataet
lca'.lj" faequate;"riui1naUy7 Is
the aerif. .; - ' : .
The national socialiat platform
denounce "rlolenc a a weapon of
the- working classes." That win
not hold sack sons, and daughters of
rest as. Doe Reitmaa and .Emma
Goldman, though. ' i
Hie Publicity Side.
IB B6aXljr--TT--lty that Bad
adopted the rosimtsaiaa. plan of oy-
rameiit, and which claim great
benefit accruing from It, it la ad
mitted by those who want to ba hon
est with tbetnaelvca that the galni
have coma as much from favorable
publicity aa-through greater effi
ciency aad aconomie administration.
It goes without saying that the
cities which adopted the com minion
plan first wbea It waa new sad novel
succeeded in reaping a tremendous
amount of free advertising, which
those that come, after can hardly
hope tor. The publicity side of it.
however. Is still ana of the chief as
sets of the commlssloa plan' of city
government.' aad It Omaha wants to
get full return on Its latest venture
la municipal government It most not
neglect this aspect. .
What must ba Impressed on our
people la that It is not only the
needed Improvements and reforms
accomplished that counts, but also
success In making . these achieve
ments, so far as they era creditable,
known to all men.
Just now this favorable publicity
can. and should be, acquired for
Omaha need not ba discussed la de
tail here, but It should not ba over
looked because aa opportunity offers
in the transitional period to open
doors easily bow which. If passed by,
will ba found tight shut a little later.
- Borne and Health.
Dr. Evans, the Chicago health ex
pert, laid sound stress la bis Omaha
lectures upon the prime Importance
of healthful conditions la the home
as the first essential to sanitary con
dition outside the borne. IB the city
at largo.
While there Is nothing unusual In
sack a statement. It Is timely to hsve
it called to our attention, for some
how people seem to be more Indiffer
ent to tbeae little matter-of-fact
thing Bear at kand that form the
commonest side of their lives than to
snythtng else. It la Bot scientific to
be clean and to maintain sanitary
oonditloae. It 4 - almpiy i every
day eoBunoB sense, and It Is not a
high commentary npOn our popular
intelligence that we aa a people all
th. country have waited for scl-
.nr an mma alnna and rouse Ul tO'
these Simple fscts.;
But It m well to b roused. It Is
well to bo told that sanitation, like
charity, should begin at borne, and
it should begin with the child In its
Infancy. In Omaha Infant mortality
It not b menacing problem, although
It seams that It la Chicago, and
also la New York and other large
cities. The federal . census shows
that In 1110 1.4 T babies under I
years of age' died In Chicago, and
the Chicago Board of Health van
tores the assertion that of this num
ber Tf per cenCor 1.661, "wre un
necessary death! Tn ' othet words.
ffboee little ones oould easily have
bees saved by proper car and eon
dltlona. It ta tbl condition which
Unen like Dr. Evans have in mind
when they direct attention to the u-
brem Importune of clean, sanitary
borne. And BO bom Is 0 poor that
it cannot bo tntda wbolesom and
healthful
Bow About the Sane Fourth f
.What 4rogrss baa been -mad In
th country for a safe and sans
Fourth at dee th ' last Independence
day celebration? Did Ibe Amertcaa
people forget their agitation as soon
as they soaked tibo lwt lacerated
fltigor IB oil? This Id itirely a burning
question, yet It doe Sot seem to keep
ablate through tke long winter
month. It ehrtveli up evea before the
end of Inly.' Right bow la the time
the agftatloa li aiaelty renewed each
year aad H h continued until the
Fourth come along.
8tni real progress and Improve
ment bar been mad. The .casualty
list for 1111 ahewed Very material
reductions, showed that onr agitation
bad bat teeB ft vain. Many of the
largest titles, including the very larg
est, have adopted the safe and sane
method of celebrating our anniversary
of independence and doubtless many
mora Will adobt t this year and leg
Mature aa well a city Councils are
shapiag tangible laws for It reelrle
ttoa. This la ths only way the reform
will ever- become effective. It I to be
hoped that greater progree will be
ahowa thla year and that sooa tke
Amertcaa people will entirely aban
don th barbaric way they bare bad
of exulting Ib their freedom and tnde
peadeac. -
6ut Coutry. ' '
. Former Speaker Cannon baa i sort
of babtt of reminding his colleagaes
in the house that th United States
ha aa -annual production of thirty
tno,ut$ftd'BUliiofci . of dollars, more
tfia. per eeptrofv.wbieb la con
sumed'' by (he people' of tB United
Ptatei. It la a very commendable sort
of habitant thi time when so much
unwarranted fear about the future of
the 'country Is .being - thougatleaaly
modthed. . - : . . ,; '
This ' tafttOOviOOb.oeO-producUon
'is more" thath oneSthird of the output
of tbe-clvilleed world. The staggering
figures Bait make ' all ' Amerkant
proud of tbeir country, of tbe hound
less reeoarce and energy that make
possible such a stupendous showing.
Onr population la a small fraction of
the world, evea onr territory ts but
a.jkath across on continent Surely
aotiilng serious can - be the matter
with our country so long as, tn Its
Infancy, it I tuning out more than
one-third of what the world produces.
A significant fact o remember, too,
Is that we are consuming 90 per
cent of this stupendous output, hav
ing but 10 per cent to market abroad.
We must Increase the output, gigan
tic as It is, for sooa the 0 per cent
may not bo enough- for home con
sumption. Certainly 19 per cent ts
not excessive for the foreign trade
of a nation like ours. Bnt tbe Ameri
can people are not Indifferent to this
situation, as they are evidencing In
their work for greater efficiency, for
Industry and Intensive agriculture for
tbe farm. A nation aa young aa ours
aeed not become apprehensive wbea
it has but begun to scratch Into Its
natural resource.
The American lickaame.
Americans are inveterate habitues
of the nickname. They apply It to
about everything and everybody. The
president of the United States Is not
too big to escape. Our states and
cities all have their alcknames. Th
boy from the time he is old enough
to take bis place Ib tbe middle of the
dusty street with a doxen other Ju
veniles goes by soma otber name
than the one his parents gave him at
his birth. It is a parody for every
thing. It Is on tbe stage, In polities,
business and sports.
What Is the spirit? Not ridicule.
not cynicism, not always a lack of
respect. No people have more sane
respect for their country and Its rul
er than the ' American people, but
they are very practical about It
They are a happy, u a worried, faat
golng sort, upon whom the power of
the vernacular Is tremendous. But,
more than that, Americans ar aa
expressive people and vernacular
phrases are decidedly so. They
seem to have coined a new vehicle
for thelc thoughts, a street langaage
that ta responsive to overt demand
and much mor flexible and fluent
than th mother tongue, from which,
however, they sever stray perilously
far.
That onr blcknam habit and onr
vernacular have tbeir attraction for
other I shown by ths readiness
with which our friends from other
countries, oven the oriental, with bit
cumbersome and complicated lingo,
adopt them. And yet. what a re
freshing relief It roust be to some of
these newcomers to get away from
their native tongues and find expres
sion la something oven no mor ele
gant than American slang!
Some Farm Figorei.
While ther were 114,138 more
farm la the United State and 40,
lOd.oll acres more of farming land
under cultivation than in 1100, the
percentags of Increase In the number
of farms .and the total acreage waa
below the percentage of Increase la
population on the Whole, or In th
urban centers. Our back-to-tho-fsrm
movement, therefore, receives
only partial- stimulus from these
st Hixtics. The moat encouraging
fact Is that ths acreage of Improved
land In farm showed an increase of
18.4 per, cent, which wis greater
than tbe other ratios and yet less
than either the general or urban
population gains, which were re
spectively II and 14.8 per cent. The
rural population showed a gain of
11. 1 per cent. Discouraging a this
la In comparison with ths others. It
le even worse than It appears, tor In
rural" population Is Included the
entire population' outside of Incor
porated placet, comprising New Eng
land "towns" of J, 600 or mor In
habitant.
Ther 1 nothing In the figures
to glv any fait hopes to the coun
tryside movement It will tk sim
ply stern and. persistent pushing to
turn th . tide of migration toward
the- country, whither It should, for
every economic and many social
reasons, drift
It ths people would only study this
subject they would readily under
stand the financial advantages, to
say nothing of others. In going on
the land. la tpit of the small land
Increase Just cited, the value of all
farm property In the United States
In those ten year Increased 80. per
cent That sets at rest any doubt
at to tbe profitableness In returning
to the land.
Schwab for a Carnegie Medal
Charles : M. ' Schwab hat Jut
rescued a friend and builnes asso
ciate from what the emotional scribe
would call B watery grave. While
both wera out fishing the friend
landed a whopper. The - whopper
caught la a tree. The trtend of Mr.
Schwab shinned up the tree for the
fish. Th limb on which he was
climbing care way and h tell Into
tbe water. The ' water wa deep.
Mr. Schwab wa oa th bank.
dressed, and not seeking a cold
plunge. But, without hesitating.
Schwab plunged la and' asred bit
friend's life at tbe peril of his own.
Now,. Mr. Carnegie may not ap
prove everything that Mr. "Schwab
haa dona la the steel business, but
we submit that the Laird of Sklbo
owe Schwab or of tbe best gold
modal be haa in stock, and none of
these pitted things, either. - Hoot
mos, gl blm boob o' tbot! No pro
fessional Jealousies should be - per
mitted to deprive th hero. Schwab,
of bin Just reward. Mr. Carnegie
may chuckle to himself ever how he
got the better of hi friend, Rocko-
j feller, to .the. tune of-B few dozen
millions Id that iroa ore deal, but he
should noOaags. at Charlie Schwab
and deny blm tbe reward of his valor
J'ist because be bss it la his power
to do" so.
Mr. Schwab haa earned B hero
medal and ought to have It' And It
most not be a bronze, gold-washed
affair: sot Steel, but pure gold. If
heroism among steel kings Is to be
properly encouraged.
Convention Procedure. .
While current interest n) the ap
proaching national president-nomi
nating conventions ft almost at white
beat It is plain that many erroneous
impression are prevalent aa to eon-;
ven Hon procedure aad 'methods. All
these conventions are delegate con
ventions; that tfe, mad up of dele
gates sctlng In their . representative
capacity,: is contradistinction to a
; coaventtos tn which everyone
who attebds may participate. .To
insure an orderly assemblage with a
definite membership from the outset
It Is necessary to kav a temporary
roll of delegates Who are entitled
prima fade to seat. The only body
duly authorised to act for the whole
party tn making up this temporary
Iroll la the national committee, which
must pass in first instance upon all
credential presented. Where there
ar more clalmants"tban the number
apportioned to any state or district
it devolves upon the committee to
determine aa between them which
shall go upon the temporary roll,
and that roll wbea completed be
comes the groundwork for the tem
porary organization of tb conven
tion.
Ib order that things may Bet be
left to go at haphazard tb custom
baa grown up for the committee of
th parti ea respectively to select
some capable and distinguished party
leader to be recommended to the
convention .'for Its temporary chair
man, although H always remain tor
tbe convention to accept that recom
mendation or to substitute another.
If a question is raited upon th tem
porary organisation the will of the
convention la takes by roll call, hod
the roll call It the temporary roll
mad up by th national committee.
Tb thole of the convention I then
Installed aa temporary chairman,
which position he holds until the
permanent 'orgsntratloa effected,
over which be may, or may not, b
retained to preside.
This ts tbe procedure that hat
been evolved by our party system for
tb organisation of political conven
tion, and ft la th procedure which
wlH h followed substantially with
out variation both at Chicago and
Baltimore.
It thtt lack of Ministerial tupiily
due to lack of seal on In part of
parent to org their tons to pro
pers for the ministry? Or doe not
ths sacrd calling attract tb parent
as mnck aa- the mor lucrative field
of worldly occupation?
Mr. Bryan now wants it distinctly
understood thai b has differed, with
tb democrat Ja confrere on only
minor detail and that nothing
stand fn th way of him endorsing
all that they hav done or omitted
to do.
Colonel Roosevelt, It h admitted.
llket milk so well that he often gets
away with four or flv cups of It t
a meal. Th colonel thus lays him
self open to - being called a molly
coddle unless It la buttermilk.
Omaha taxpayer ar still paying
4 V, per cent interest on 17,060,090
deposited In banks that ay only t
per cent In return, to tay nothing of
the 1175,000 rake-off on th secret
sale of the bonds.
Look around at th buildings of
ill kinds under construction and you
stay-at-hom may b impressed as
much aa th visiting stranger how
noticeably Omaha it growing.
According to "the attorney tor th
defense," the Coffee trust haa not
done anything punishable In thtt
trust tutt. That't what all the other
trusta also said.
The Commoner declares that but
one reactionary was 'elected aa a del
egate from Nebraska to tbe Balti
more convention. Wonder who that'
one can be!
Kill Laaeetnae. -
New Tor Sun.
About the only uncontested seats at the
Chicago convention teem to be thoas
a Dotted la tbe press.
Whither Joy BeekeaaJ
ft. Loots Republic
in ths midst of base bail strikes. Wlld-
cyed politic and th beginning of hot
weather the school picnic should not be
f.rsotten. It Is th sanest thing at them
A Fesrtk Hrleles.
Wall Wrest Journal.
Like Dtsrenrs description of a second
marrtase aa the triumph of hope erar
experience.' to Bryan lmaglnatioa s
fourth nomination wipes away all humi
liating memories.
The ktarttaa la Cwba.
Sprlnstleld Republican.
Whether ar not the armed uprising Is
Cuba proves formidable. It serve ta re
mind a that s presidential campaign has
begun there as well as hi the Unite)
States-' President Oomes t present terra
expires on January 11 next- Ths trouble
over the soceesetoa la Cuba, on th whole.
seems rather quiet and ladylike eompare.1
with onr own, but ther are ample poasl-
buttles ahead. It .may prove a turbolea
season In both countries.
Ilalnilkcbmrd
ILisDay inOmalia
UJSIrniJ-U FROM BEE FILM
Thirty Tears Ago
Rain rnterfered with the ahootjrit tourn
ament, hut the' aveais were pulled oft
none the leas.
For th Decoration day eetebratlon
next Tuesday the orator of the day WIS
be Hon. James W. Savage, and the fire
department baa agreed to Jotn In the
parade, for which the Nlnlh Infantry
band has also promised to head the
troops from the barrack, together with
General Crook and his staff.
The young people of th Lutheran
ahureh held a social at the residence of
their pastor. Rev. tr. Stelllng. at the
southwest corner ,9 Seventh and Howard
street.
A suipin was grren O. A. Wilcox at
CrtaVkahank A Co by fifteen of th
clerks, who proceeded to his residence at
Twenty-fifth and Capitol a venae ,d
Presented htm with a set of Warerty
aoveis as a birthday gift.
The ladies of ths Omaha Tnmvereln
gv rare well party ts Misers Hary
and Carrie Lang, about to start on a
vuit to New York City.
Charlea H. Dickey, brother of J. - J.
Dicker, will soon vMt Omaha, coming
(ram the Sandwich Islands oa hat way to
nis sia home la Ottawa. IIL
atlases Jennie Deltone- and Pedis Riley
have gone to Nebraska City to visit Miss
France Butler for a week.
Twenty fears Ago
Th Methodist ceneral conference. i
session sine May 1 eloaed ha delibera
tion and tn eiegates began to Scatter
tor their homes. A published card or
thanks for th hosnlUHty of the city
wa signed In behalf of th conference
by Bishop John P. Newman of Omaha.
Mr. and Mrs. n C. Snyder announced
th birth of a laughter.
Article of agreement war signed In
Omahs for fight between Denny Daly
of Omahs and J. W. Dammev or Me
Francises in Omaha, Jun IT. Daly would
emer in ring at III and Dempser St la.
Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Thompson left for
a trip through th northwest. Including
SJt DOlma of miniMnal Mmmi Sfl-e
Thompson planned on Spending the sum
mer at Madison, Via . ,
Friends of M'.ss AM Mills tandartd
hsr a delightful surprise. Meeting at the
horn of Mr. and Mr. Williams en Far
nm street, they went tn a body to Miss
Mill home ea Fortieth. Those In th
group wera Mr. and Mrs. Williams, Mir
rears nartman, miss Alda Parker, Miss
Emma Free. Mia Cad Johnson v,
Oeorg Lawrenoe. Mr. Arthur Robinson,
Mr. Delt. Mr. Oould. Mr. Robert Weir.
Mr. Norman Kennedy. Mr. Lot Johnson.
Mr. Will Clark Ind Mr. Loudon Chart
ton. Several Omaha men. Inclurilnr n Ar
Patrlrtc O. M. Hitchcock and Augustus
neurits. er v witnesses In Unmlt.
to th shooting of a prominent, bank
president of that cite Kv a a.i, t..h.
man, who declared he sought revenge for
in pespoinng or Ms home. - ,
TrO Veani Ago
W. O. Bears of Tekamsh. speaker of
th Kebrask hooka of representatives,
was th principal ipesker at th Ak-ftar-
Ben den on tb occasion of Nebraska
editors' night.
With. Frank Owen nitchltt mA
Thoma catching. Omaha shut out Colo
rado Springs, I to a Owen let down (fn
Millionaires with throe hits. Oeorgs Stone,
aran SnoeAMl rnm n,Mi. i .k- w...
. v.u Ul, .1 , , 1 1 UU' '
field, made three bits, a did also old
jos uoian.
Standlns room was at A nrimima
th North Omaha Improvement clubf
meeting at Magnona hall, Twenty-fourth
street and Amea avenna The timm
Included vocal solos by Herbert Deeming,
Miss Hooper snd Mrs. Qrsnton; a piano
sow ty Mr. Rockwell: e recitation by
Mis Kimball; trio: violin, cello and piano
by Messrs, Franti and Cook and Miss
Hancock and selection by Prof. Croft's
orchestra. A Vol of thanks wss ex
tended to President W. A. Hanson for
the entertainment snd refreshment
Ths Swedish-American n.nuhHr-.
league held a meeting kt ths Swedish
library and elected these nMr.r. e..u.
dent. J. L. Jacobson; vlos-prssldents,
Krod flodmaa and A. J. Coleson; secre
tary, W. P. Swsnson; assistant secretary.
4 u ousts vson: treasurer, Oust Hamsl.
Gsonre W. Unlnser delivered ea .
lustrsted address to A large gathering
t ataaonlo temple, escorting them through
tb Holy land, a Journey b bad but
recently actually made.
SECULAi SHOTS AT THE WlFIT.
Indianapolis News: There's on thing
those Methodist candidates for bishop
can be thankful for, anyhow, and that is
that they don't hav to go up against a
preferential primary.
Washington Herald: Bevsn ion of
Bibles In Spanish and Portuguese hav
Just been shipped to South America by
th South American Blbl society. We
hav always thought our little brothers
down ther a gay lot. but ws did not ex
pect that things War quit so bad.
San Francisco Chronicle: It 1 not at
all ersdltabt to the church organisations
of this country that they should exhibit
lukewarmnesa In th matter of th peace
propaganda. U the Christian world
would liv op to th teachings of ths
Christian gospels, or even strenuously In
sist upon their being adhered to as nearly
as possible, th problem of disarmament
would socfl b solved. What U the mat
ter with the preachers? Why don't they
preach peace and demand that the armies
and navies which mak Its maintenance
imponlbl be curtailed and finally abol
ished? Philadelphia Record: ' Th Northern
Presbyterian church I Invading the Juris
diction of the Southern Presbyterian
church. It Is now holding Its general as
sembly tn Louisville, and haa selected
Atlanta a ths place of meeting next
year. The two bodies will eventually
units, though th result would be an in
conveniently large assembly ualeas ths
unit cf representation were reduced. They
bar th same church polity and the
same belief, snd art kept apart only b
recollections of the exciting times of
th slavery controversy and th dvtl war,
aupplamaoted by th fact that "modern
ism la theology" ts rather mora eonuno
la the worts than In tb south.
Cause at peace Mw tried.
. Jndlanapolls News.
Th defense committee of ths Russian
duma has aae.a t the expenditure of
Ctt.Gcp.0U on the aavy. aad Germany la
expecting to spend SStl3.t this year,
gO.T50.BQ next year and S,Soa.9 yearly
thereafter tn a similar manner. Thus
does th cans of International peace
advance. -
1
L i may aa. ' . i J
People" and Eyents
It Is said that P. W. Jadson never
takes a vacation.' He I so busy man
aging the extenatvt business of the Mid
land Glass and Paint company that,
paradoxical as It may seem, be- finds
his recreation In his work. However, he
deviated from this ml recently, when
he took an actlr part In nominating
Howard H. Bald rigs tor congress. F. W.
says be derived a great deal of pleasure
out of this.
For S day or two th New jersey mos-
ljulto may continue In th pursuit of hap
piness unmolested. All ener gis ar cen
tered oa swatting voters.
Cheery members of the Methodist fold,
even though denied th gaiety of th
dene and th theater, may find com
pensation tor th loss ta Bishop Homer
Stunts.
Accident Insurance agent never tack
lessons while fat plays th gam. Harry
Day of North Adams, Mass., worked at
tb perilous trade of steeplejack for ten
years without ever sustaining an accident
Last week he fell oft a eurnfts a foot
high and brok his right ankle.
While shooting around "th enemy
country," gaping at the forest of sky
scrapers. Colonel Stanley O'Bsnnon of
Be Jersey had his pocket picked of Ht
Colonel O'Bannon It One of Colonel
Bryan's many doubles, but th resem
blance did not restore th money.
Former Governor Pennypacker or Penn
sylvania Was handed an gj.sm Job by th
governor th other day. In honor of th
vent celebration wa palled off and
Pennypacker cut loose with a series of
lamentation oa th "degeneracy of th
times" that by comparison, make Jere
miah's sobful sple k picnic ragtime. Pen
nypacker did not decline th Job, how
ever.
Th present Dalai Lima of Thibet It J!
year bid ana is learned tn Sanskrit,-
Tnibetsn and Pall. H IS said to be Very
devout In th exercise of hit priestly func
tions. Rtsln between I and 4 A m.. ht
devotes th major portion of hid (lm
to hi prayers. Oa tri average h sleeps
rri-s hours out of fhg twtnty-four. Hi M
said to be passionately fond of animals,
particularly of dog. '
With much plausibility and tore It ts
argued that tldrly plutt with young
wive Would eonserv epttSphy by leaving
thetr estates to th widow Without re
strictions as to remarriage. Thtt tbi new
husband, having annexed a good thing
and Iclsur td enjoy It, would express
his aratltud cheerily in glowing period
of epitaph y on brants or marble. Besides,
a chunk of cold comfort from S grateful
successor hslp td mak on contented
with th situation.
Automatic Mail
(The Most Per
, -
Practical Demonstration
TOGETHER WITH
$10000 Prize Contest
Tie entirfj week begirtning Monday, May 27th in tti
north window of thfj . .
MILLEIi, STEWART & BEATON COMPANY, - !.
413-15-17 SoutB Sixteenth Street. '
A miniature model of mail catching, delivering and ei
changing appliance, and of circular track and station
standard, showing the actual and simple operation of
the greatest of all mail catching inventions. The sim
plicity of the mechanism, the
ing the "catch," and the
any find all other deviees, "Will thoroughly impress you;
It is the ONLY device that V .. '
Absolutely Catches Both Ways at
the Same Instant ...
.", Be sure to observe the practicability of this mechan
ism. Look into the window of the Miller, Stewart &
Beaton Company, 413-15-17 South Sixteenth Street, dur
ing the week and become acquainted with the enterprise
and experience the pleasure of seeing the demonstration
of a Nebraska man's marvelous invention.
If yon cannot view this demonstration, write for partic
ulars or tne project and contest
American Automatic Mail
Catching Manufacturing Co.
928-30 City National Bank Bldg. -
DOKfSnC PlXiSASTlIXS.
He-Tou really should cultivate Mr.
Goodman. He ia looking for a wife.
Bhe-But 1 am not a wife. Snow m
feme man who Is looking for a atnxw
woman. Boston Transcript
Mrs Fllnn T wonder
If my husband
isJr is gray?
he wlU. ... He's
hades of hair aV
l- . - " I
will love me when any hslr
Her Friend Of course
loved you through three si
ready -Boston Transcript.
Husrand (cheerrly-Well. love, hav
n ire-un, spienara; , - -
children and got them off, washed the
dishes ara maoe some pi, . - - -the
luncheon table and answered aotn
leters 1 still had time enough left to daxa
my stockings. "Harper s Bsxar.
The Meat Eater-I see that the leaeer
of the Paris motor bandit gang was a
T7hTvegetrlsn-Te. nd perhaps you 1
noticed that he didn t fear death? I
w. . c- ... j -n . riH blame him 7 .
Then they clinched. v s
. . . . .-w. ,- - I.V-n wnusjl
"IjOOK neao. awwn, . . - -
dries and triad to cents b wound tne,
pahk before breskfast. but It doeao t do
my llvah a bit of good.". . M: -
"Uh! i ns arraid the good effects or
the center before breakfast are counter
w. nf the da-caster
after dinner." London Taller.. . . ..
1 w.i u.. W ehtld
yelling! Whet on earth la the-matter?
"That s Mrs. Scribble's boy. She s al
ways whipping him because he uterrnpta
. , ...I' wHtlne- far- the
pupers about how to make home happy
for the near nun varm.
jLmcrlran. ' - r
TEE UTTIiTi vTBAnr.TA "
W. D. Nesblt In Chicago Post. -I
fjollered for a miracle, I argued loud
an ions; , -- -
I put th" case before m in some stale-
pirnts mujniy smms.
I said 'twas no use talkln' If miracles wa
don .
In other days, 'twas assy to show m only
I walked off might proudliltw-sB' smiled
at th" perfume . :. .
That sort a" whispered to m from a Inao.
susn In Dioom. .. ..
I set en' made 'em listen when 'd let
em hav their ssy; , . .
t showed m by cold logic w srs Bvm
In today. , Wj
W went clear hack to Jonah. n Moses
an ins rocs . . ., -
There was no claim that thy mad I
couldn't set n' mock. . '
Then when a Johnny-jump-up toughed at
tne from th' grass , --.
I taw mv twisted aperrlt Uk In fookln'
glass. . .
t hollered for s miracle I dared 'am Just
to snow . .
One marvel like they talked about of ten
An then I saw th' orchard-last month all
aei inns asrfi.
dead an' oar .
An now a sea o" blossom that sanctrfy
Out yonder In th medder lot th' dandy-.
(ions oiaxe: ...
Th tendrils o' th' grapevine reaches Out
dosea ways.
i hollered for nrfraclsl An rlgfit before.
my eyes
Is miracles s wonderful as Whe th"
, dead arise! ' . " r v .
A tree sllve. wrth blossom, a vine, that
snsses uh iesv, ...
A swallow that can fmd Hs nest- Again
below in eaves: .
I hollered for nilrscle-there' pn been
For I was brlnd, but tn a flash 'twas
given me to see. .
YOU!4
Prescription
if left at an? One) of our stores'
will receive th most careful
and prompt attention of s refc--hrtered.
graduato pharmacist. ""
No ffubstitutlon of drag M per-'-'
mitted.- .
- -.- . .. -,1 v.
W employ a fored of pair-, i
mactsts largo enough to give
four prescription Immediate at-,
tentlon, . evea on out busiest
day. Tbl service' coitt jrou
no mor tbsa yon hav to pay .
elsewhere. . . i :. '
i - ' -
Shermiln-jf cConaeil
1
fed Device)
precision exhibited in mak
undoubted improvement over
Catcher
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