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    TKE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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Ciril Service Pension. it is tree mai regutauou rate.
. ,t i. .h. ! tickets, and is some ease for service.
rtHMK1. BY EDWARD BOSKWATtK ' - " -. t K.., hlll . v.. M,v . -d. OB
pensions Mil, senator Bryan ot rwir- -e -- --- -
Ida makes an observation well worth enneren rauru.ua iu
VlClOtt HOMiWATM. 15iiTK.
kks Bnmisg parsam and itth.
' tolered at untu puaiu.nu aa second
ices matter.
5. w AarTT.". g 'pensions for government employe,;
.-a:uraar Bee, one year......... - u. . rnmmir himself for Or
attention. "Tlie pilky of these laws.-; that there is still a marked compet-
ke says, "will lead Inevitably to civil
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Evening Bee (with Sundayl. per mo...sc
L'aily Hee tincludmg Bunflayi. per im..
Dalle Bee (without Sunday!, Per '-
Address all complalnta or irregular! tie
In ocllvery to City rtrrulatlon Liepu
REMITTANCE.-. ,
Remit by draft, espr or !' neder.
ratable to Th Bt PuWiahlna company.
Ilr-rinl etarnpe received
of small accounts Personal clww. es
.ept on Omane and eastern excnanje, not
rtnaha--THe Bee Building.
8ou;h Omaha-SIS N. et-
ounrtl Ulutts-JS Srott W.
Lincoln-N Utile Building.
Chteo-ISt Jdarouetw Bui-ding.
Kamaa City-Reliance Bulkll"i
;ew lora- 1 ... c. V W
IgTOft 73 rpunrwin
CORRKSPONDEM-E.
V. sahlngton T3 Fourteenth St.
Commupieatlonn relating to iiws ana
edltortsl matter should be addressed
- Bee Editorial winnmrm.
DECEMBER CIRCULATION.
50,119
State of Nebraeke. County of Poustae as:
p;.l Williams, circulation
ditlv .worn, saya lint the
circulation, less polJ'O. V'JL'T
lurned rurfes. for lha month of Uecem
ur. an, w i0HT WIU.IAMR
,-i.i.ii Manaser.
..iki in my presence and in. to
taesii ' .Notary Publtc
Sebarrtbera teavln e
Bee nulled ( them. Address
.111 be .hanged -s efts- - re.
annealed.
Just to set even, why ot Colonel
Harvey come out as a candidate nlm-
If?
8o Baton also rewrote the Bible.
Well, that cuta out Bernard 8hsw,
anyway. '
There ought to be an exchange of
fraternal greetings between those
two Ansnlas clubs.
; Still, Harper' Weekly and the
.North American Review are belni
published as usual. '
The diamond trust to one about
Lkirk the ultimate consumer need
r" : . ..
et concern nimseu.
against aneh a departure, but calls It
to public mind, so that the people
may be thinking It over.
As 8enator Bryan points out, those
in the service of the government are
there of their own choosing, not be
cause tbey have been forced there.
If they do not like their aitnatlons
they may resign at any time. The
senator thinks that theae government j
employee have no more right to claim
pensions than have employes of pri
vate Industries, which la possibly
true, but we have to remember that
many private Industries are begin
ning to pension their employee; tn
fact, this pension system la taking
rather firm footing in our industrial
life. It is regarded by many students
of society ss one of the simplest and
fairest solutions of a very bard prob
lem. It might very easily be argued,
then, that if the man out of govern
ment service is to have pension,
why not the one in the government
service?
- "We have but to glance at the $34.-
000,004 spent on account of the war
with Bpaln in the thirteen years that
have elapsed to see the tendency of
the present policy of pension legisla
tion." waraa the Florida senator. In
sisting that be was discussing the
subject entirely from the standpoint
of principle. Thla government baa
never been able to convince itself
that It has any option In the matter
of pensioning Its soldiers and while.
of course. It must guard against im
positions, it Is not now going hack
on thla policy. And the belief be
comes more general every year that
the soldiers of peaceful Industry are
entitled to be Insured by means of
retirement pension against the ex
hsustion of their productive capac
Itlea.
tive effort to please and patronize.
The railroads, doubtlees, know of
many ways they ran save money and
Improve their service, to the public
that they might better follow first. It
win do no harm a a final argument
to say that the men now in these
offices are entitled to some consideration.
Stirred by the discovery that the
etatute of limitations was within
fire days of blocking the case, the
authorities of San . Francisco have
ordered Eugene F. Bchmltt, the
earthquake mayor, to trial on one of
the score of graft Indictments pend
ing against him. The notorious fid
dling mayor of the Golden Gate went
over n portion of the road traversed
by his associate. Abe Reuf, but es
caped 8aa Quentin through the In
fluence of technicality on the state
supreme court During the four years
since Mr. Scbmltx secured his stay
the tide have carried much water
from the bay to the open sea, and
the diminished pressure bodes 111 for
the liberty of the fiddling mayor.
fet c(
Wil
h'llh one half bis party at ma
bther half throat. Mr. Brya
happy peerless leader.
Down in Louisiana they have re
tailed the whole election and are
polng In for another one.
! The patriotic Nebraska I not
heldlnc uu that recent weather
against the old orange belt. -
i "Railroad Is Blamed for Harahan's
Death." runa . a headline. Why
shouldn't It be. It It hilled him?
I Fort Crook may be In no Immedi
ate danger, yet It will be well for our
delegation In Washington to keep a
aeatlnel on watch.
eanHsssnSBsnnnnaBnnnennssm
That Missouri Judge who ruled that
a barber was not an artist had better
learn to shave himself It he does not
already know how.
The voter of Georgia tried vac-
rlnatlnc little Joe Brown, but It
didn't take he continues to be
elected governor every little while.
While Mr. Taft baa not made much
of bis skill aa a Rough Rider, he did
very well In getting those Rough
Rider delegates down In Oklahoma.
For the first time the prize offered
by the American- Historical aisocls
tlon for the best essay on European
history baa been won by a woman.
This seem strange, for It is bard to
think of any reason why woman
should not be the equal of man In
historical Investigation and writing
unlets It be lack of concentrated and
persistent application. Now that the
Ice has been broken by a woman
prize winner. It will be Interesting to
see how soon there will be more of
them.
I
: The I traveler who describes the
durbar at Delhi as ' "the prettiest
thing I ever saw," manifestly never
saw King Ak-Sar-Ben enter his royal
city.
If they will only remember that
the hundred or more entries for com.
misslonershipa under Omaha' new
plan of city government cannot be
among the lucky seven.
. It Is lo be hoped that precaution
.will be taken when those La Fotlette
jorator appear In Nebraska to make
'sure that no one In the audience pro
poses a cheer for Roosevelt.
j The World-Herald paya Ita double
columned compliments to Governor
'Aldrlcb,' presumably to remind him
thai he need not expect any demo
cratic support from that quarter.
Down In Oklahoma a fund of
$5,000 ha bee subscribed to pro
mote spontaneous popular outburst
for the nomination of Roosevelt
That certainly looks like business.
. To be killed by a buffalo was not
so unusual In these part forty or
fifty year ago, but for a man to be
killed by a buffalo after the species
Is almost extinct Is, Indeed, excep
tions!.
Omaha and the Ann; Pre tram.
What ha for some time bee
known to be the program of the War
department for concentration of
troop and abandonment of smaller
garrison post baa become of public
record In the report .submitted In
response to the Inquiry through coo
gross. The plan which has been
evolved by the chief of staff con
template Immediate abandonment of
eighteen or twenty forts scattered
over the country, and the massing of
the troops at strategical point.
This program I of special Interest
to Omaha and Nebraska In Its prob
able effect upon army location here.
Inasmuch a It places Fort Robinson
among those that may be vacated
with advantage and leaves the fata
of Fort Crook to be determined when
the subsequent step of concentration
may be reached.
Omsba naturally wishes to be
kept on the army nap, especially If
It retention of Fort Crook and Fort
Omaha mean their development and
their increasing Imports. nee. But If
this reorganization plan prevails we
must have some better argument to
present merely than that we want to
keep the poet, and must be ready to
prove that tbey are located at points
of strategic value, where troop can
be economically maintained and
promptly and effectively distributed
on csll for tbelr service.
Such showing, we believe, Omaha
can put up, when the time comes, so
strongly as to convince any unpreju
diced tribunal passing upon It that
all the requirements may be met
here In high degree. The poets at
Omaha are not to be classed as out
lived relic of Indian warfare, hut,
on the contrary, are and should re
main vital factors In the country
military equipment. Even with theee
points In our favor, however, It will
not do for us to go to sleep and re
fuse to realize the possibility of
losing out by default. -'
8ome state bouse antiquarian has
discovered that the salary cost of Ne
braska's territorial legislature In
1157 was $?,4. while for the last
session the draft on the treasury for
the same purpose waa $81,600. That
Is going some, but If the pending con
stitutional amendment carries dou
bling the legislative stipend the sal
ary account for the next legislature
will call for twice that of the last, or
$185,000.
' The late Pbiaea Barnum's flip
pant remark, "a sucker is bora every
. minute." la given a pure truth cer
tificate by the postoffice showing of
. $77,0O,00 filched from the gulli
ble through the malls.
'' Congressman Norris declines to
(tend for delegate to Chicago while
running aa n candidate for t'ntted
State senator. He say that ho one
'should seek to fill two place on the; service.
Union Thket Offices for Isilroeds.
The old project of merging city
railroad ticket offices Is being agi
tated anew la neighboring cities,
where most of the old arguments are
being revamped. Again, we are told
that millions could be saved annually
by combining the ticket offices Into
one central headquarters. 'It would
be an accommodation to the public. It
is said, and the railroads might put
into cheaper ratee and better serv
Ice the money that Is sow, nnder
the present system, spent for extra
clerical hire and maintenance of of
fices. There te no real competition
anyway, the theory goes, for rail
roads all sell their tickets at the
same price and give the sane service,
so tbat we have the shell of competi
tion without the meat
Of course, there is much in this,
but the railroads must know a good
reason or te for maintaining sepa
rate offices or tbey would not do so.
They hare had thla plan of merger
brought to their attention many
times aad have never adopted it.
Perhaps, even if It would work out
aa pictured, tbey do not care to invite
public censure that way. The rail
road "might" put all thla money
saved late cheaper rate and better
Tee. they might and they
The point moat frequently urged
In favor of posts! savings : banks,
tbat tbey would be largely patronised
by aliens, doe not find much sup
port In the results thus far. The
official report shews that three-
fourths of the depositors Sre native
born. Still they may he children of
aliens.
Having applied for a Carnegie
pension, Wood row Wilson's aversion
to a campaign contribution from
Thomas r. Rysn cannot be oa the
ground tbat It I tainted money, so
much ss from the fear tbat, like
Colonel Itarvey'a support, it might
hurt more than it would help.
It develops that Fort D. A. Russell,
I the suburbs of Cheyenne, haa been
built ap by appropriations by the
government aggregating nearly $i,
000,000. Measured on the money
scale. Senator Warren baa been a
profitable investment for the state
of Wyoming.
County Attorney English la aald to
have Invited the assistance of the at
torney general'a office for the graft
Investigation by the coming grand
Jury. How the county attorney
would welcome relief party. .
Besldee enlivening the gaiety of
the season the tilt between Colonel
Wgtterson and Senator Tillman will
go tar toward settling the question
whether the pitchfork Is mightier
than the pen.
Ev3olUnoBackwanl
HikDav InOmalia
r COMP1XT.P TROM MTILM T
I1 "v p" '
Thirty Veers Ago
A pretest is.nrinted Heeraliy signed T
bualnees snen objecting to the entlnaace
(rantlnc tke Union PaclOe the ptlvtlef
at laying two or more tracks en Jackson
met batdeea Sixth and Ninth. The Jut
of name attacked looks like a buuaees
directory. -.
Mian Clay. yeuac lady tracktnc in
the pubac school a, was badly biH nod yes
terday while cleaning a pair ct (loves
with beaslne. "She rooms at Mlas Pet
ttngWs en Chicago street between Sev
enteenth and RiMeentk streets and
boards at General Entabrook'a, the acci
dent occurring at lbs former place."
A. gundon. a Swede, fell off s coal shed
In the Burlington yard and dislocated Ms
shoulder. .
air. George Hough, formerly of Pleas-
snt Lake. Ind.. haa leased the umsna
European restsursnt. 110 Fsrnsm street.
and Ss furnishing It throughout m sa
elegant manner, and will keep a first
class place la all respects.
t la ststed on good authority that Mr.
U D. miller, formerly In the felon Pa
cific freight auditor s office, has recently
(alien betr to SMOS by the death of sa
sunt st his old home. He will leave for
the east thla week to look after his
lesac. in person.
With the exception of the smallpox the
health of the Uty for the last month wBI
how up quite good.
John G. Tsylor has, returned from an
extended trip to ft touts and other
points.
Hon. El If. Bartleit of the law firm of
O'Brien Hartlett returned yesterday
from a visit to Albany snd Washington.
United Stales Msrshsl Bierbower, re
cently dangerously III from pneumonia,
has almrst entirely recovered. lie left
tor Lincoln to sttend Vnlled States court
there.
Henry A. Elliott of San Francisco snd
Hiss Ellen D. Ads ma of Troy. N. T.,
were married by Dean Millspeugh at the
residence of the bride's brother, W. L
Adams, st Chicago snd Twentieth streets.
Miss Mattle Donohoe, wife of Z. Pono-
hoe, died at Ihdr residence. Csldwell and
James streets. She was 9S years e'd.
Twenty i ear Ago -
Pierre Ryan of Millard brought In
twenty-six bushels of corn to the Board
of Trade to be delivered to the sufferers
la Russia.
W. 8. Shoemaker swore out a warrant
against 1. D. Burgess for selling pro
hibited literature. Burgess wss selling the
Kansas City Sun. s sheet In bad with
the authorities
Judaon Hushes rsilsned hie positions
ss I'nlted Btstes storekeeper hr-dmaha to
engage In private business.
W. i. Rocs of Wlnnepeg, superintendent
of construction of the Csnsdlsn Pacific
rsllwsy.'was the guest of C. T. McKrnste,
chtef clerk of the fnlon Pacific passenger
department.
Kitty prominent business men met
the Board of Tradt room In response to
s rail from the State Beet Sugar asso
ciation snd perfected a eounty organisa
tion. M, A. tunn. secretary of the stats
aasedsUnn, mads en address, setting forth
In forld terms- the. sdvantages.te be
reaped frm these orgaalssUons and this
(rest Industry. Dr. Oeorge 1. Miller msde
a almllsr speech. Prof. It H. Nicholson
read a carefully prepared paper upon
th science of beet culture. The officers
sleeted for th Douglas County associa
tion were: Hugh 0. Clark, president; Dr.
George L Miller, vice president; Paul
Horbarh. secretary; Henry Meyer, tree
surer. These were named as a factory
committee: Henry T- Clarke, Herman
Kountss, B. F. Smith. Dsn Parrell, Paul
W. Horbsch. These were named as the
lend Improvement committee: John T.
Clarke. Ceorgs N. Hicks, Oecsr I. Pick
srd, B. A. Benson snd A. W. FUlltled.
Colonel Jsmes rslrman gav a com
plimentary lecture In the evening upon.
"What All Should Known About Art,
In the concert hall of toe Young Men's
Christian association. .
Around New York
Ripples tke Cnrrewt f Ml
ae Seen tm the Croat Asserteaa
at rt re poll f' Pay m BmJ-
Shaken faith In Mneee.
Faith w the reBsbnity of photograph,
hitherto ceaaMend musuns te ths germ
et Ansntse, haa been rudely ' or
Justice Btachoff of the New Tort saprne
court. The occasion was th introduction
of photographs aa a mean of Mantlflca-
Uon of a defendant m a divorce suit.
The conn dismissed the suit because the
only proof offered that the defendant hus
band bad been served waa his Identifica
tion by th process server, who saM he
served the summons. Justice Blechorf
said. In dismissing ths action:
"I placs no faith in s photograph, when
such likeness Is ottered ss tending to
prove the guilt of tke defendant, becauxe
the person ss charged reaemblea the de
fendant. A decree of divorce Is the most
Important deruuoa made tn the supreme
court. It Is fraught with most serious
consequences U invalid."
Saitves Admit It.
"Probably nowhere In all ths world."
confesses the New York Press, "can so
puny c & Marks be found nnder a single
root et one time as they mar be seen
hereabouts sitting around a Marquis of
Queensberry ring, in a choking atmos
phere, te watch a pair at yeggs snake
nssses et each other with soft glove.
Por th latest et the pitiful exhibitions
of ths "manly art" so less than .) was
paid. Beyond all aoabt ths imposition
on the audience waa. such thst, had the
came thing beea tried in any community
which doe not enjoy being bilked, the
crowd would have mobbed the box office
and run the alleged fighters out of town.
New York's easy ones, however, eontented
themselves with a few half-hearted huwes
and then went out to be despoiled further
by restaurateurs, waller, hat-check boy
gnd taxi cab drivers."
CJLEHICU'S BI1 TALK.
I Louisville t'ourlcr-Jojrnsl: Mr. Carnegie
la interest rur. but he might be more ao ;I
he were as willing to give away the steel
trust as he is tu ive away libraries.
I St. Louis Republic: It help the ulti
, nute consumer a whole lot te Enow from
hi own confession that Carnegie aklnned
Rockefeller in the Superior ore deal.
When Gary and Frk k tricked Roosevelt
a the Tennessee Coal and Iron matter
every American was gossed la the same
way.
Rpringfieid Republican: Mr. Carnegie's
I
GSI5S USD GB0AJTS.
"I know a man who regularly works
the street by felling rreen foods, snd
the pvltee never molest him."
I xuppoae they let him slone because
he whacks up with them."
-'No-because be Is a huckter." -Baltimore
American. , .
"Why do you always frown when I say
we must economise:' " asked one stale,
man.
"Yoor grammar Is st fault." replied
the other. "You shouldn't uae the first
personal plural. You nhould say, they
must economise.' "Washington 8tar.
-And what." asks the rabid reformer.
have you ever done toward the support
'.-..T. . Vl ....I 'of our municipality? What contribution
edge in his textimouy before the Stanley
committee has not been sensational. As
Congressman Gardner observed, net with
out a touch of wrath. Mr. Carnegie 1
reluctant to answer questions of real Im
portance. He was strangely ignorant of
the book value of his steel propert'e In
various period prior to the formation of
the United States steel corporation and
waa sure uniy tbat h was a fool to have
sold out for ttAOOO.Otn when he could
have got s1CD.0W.ies more. The old steel
plsts pools had passed entirely out of hi
memory.
Cincinnati Knqulrer: "Mr. Carnegie.
why did you sell out (or i7!i.9lv.03lT"
Why did the Utile red hen cross the
rosdr'
"Mr. Carnegie, why did you ask S1S.
W.O. (or a sixth?"
"What make mote nose then a pig
under a gate?"
"Mr. Carnegie, what became of that
UtS.7S,000'"
"When is a door not a door?"
"Mr. Carnegie, uhy did Mr. Oliver ac
cept Kil0.101.i00?'-
Ever hear the story of the tyee egga?
Too bad."
That will be all. Mr. Carncsie."
"Thank you. have s library?"
Incidentally. Nebraska bag a child
labor law on Its statute hooka which
conforms to the model " In nearly
every respect, although no effort has
ever been made to enforce certain
feature of It strictly.
Aa Omaha man sss declined a pott
mastership st SM s year. -Wonder
whet h thinks he could do In vaudeville.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
It's yours. Mr. Cowell.
Houston Post.
An advertiser flags th puollc with the
admonition, "Don't hug a delusion
Considering the a mating toggery at
ladydom the days, how in the mist Wei
Is a Wis to knew?
Ten Years Ago
Samuel I. Gordon secured a temporary
restraining order from District Judge
Dickinson, preventing the elty comp
troller from paying th monthly sslsry
to either Police Judge Berks or Msyor
Moore, claiming that Berk a was not pc
lies judge snd Moure hsd never Med
sufficient bond as mayor. Gordon, him.
lf. claimed to be police Judge.
Ed ward Meadlmber, a Douglas eounty
pioneer, aged at, died at bis residence.
Twcnly-tirth and K streets, south Omaha.
He had llvedhere thirty years.
Mrs Ohsrlea Betndorff. r.. i died at
her home. S-'l South BMh street, (tr
living in Ouiafca forty-Ik years.
One hundred sad seventy men were at
work on the site for the new t'nlan Pa
cific shops '
Qulatln H. Smith, a laborer, waa In
stantly killed by fslltng from a flstcsr
In th fnlon Pacific yards la ths sfter
noon. John K. Resgsn was' sleeted president
of the Douglas County Democracy at the
annual meeting of that eminent political
organisation.
Hera at a KIre.
Listen, you scoffer, to what Firs Com
missioner Joseph Johnson ssys shout
Dunn; h didn't know Dunn's first name.
It was Just Dunn, plain Dunn-Dunn, the
hero, if ever a man was a hero, "It wsa
when ths Equitable building was burning.
President Olblln of th Mercsntlle Mate
Deposit company wss Imprisoned there.
To get to him steel bars had to be sawed
through. Dunnwhat's ths us trying to
get his first name Dunn got the ssw.
Every time I looked Dunn's arms moved
back sad forth., though wster trose on
him snd heat scorched his (see. I couldn't
bear th sight, for ths tire got hotter snd
I didn't think they could save Glblln.
Dunn kept sawing. A landslide of loose
tone earn (lying down, and a great
tongue of flame Mrked out We dragged
of th firemen back. When th
thing cleared up there sat Dunn, sawing.
Hs didn't stop a minuts. though we
thought he hsd been killed.. He didn't
stop either until those bars were sawed
through. That's Dunn can yeu asm a
greatsr hrof"
Shewing th Ceeds. 1
Th profess ion of window decorator
hss long been recognised snd well re
warded, hut there sre now newer wy
of displaying sttractlvety the good t be
sold. One of ths most modern of th saw
shops t a small pa tn a sMs street not
far front Fifth svenu.
Th small window Is furnished ss an
anteroom with wainscoted walla One or
two attrsetlvs pieces of rare furniture
are usually t bs seen. But there Is never
mors thsn one gown or cloak or article
st women's dress revealed at a time.
Whether ft happen te be a frock or
mantl or a boudoir cap. It I allowed
to lie carelessly on ens of th pieces of
furniture, ss It dropped there without
Intention of attracting notlos. Yet the
shop Is altogether devoted to the sals ot
women's wearing sppsrel, although one
might surmlas from th shew window
that rare furniture was sold there.
Lest WhUpertag Gallery.
Forever burled In the ruins st 139
Broadway l th once fsmous "whleper
Ing gallery," which wss said a decsds
and mors ago to have served well Ita
purpose In ths dining room which Hsnry
B. Hyde msde part ot his private suite
when th Equitable building waa erected.
According lo the story which wsa al
ways believed st Albany many a member
of th legislature visited that dining
room only te discover later that a ateno
grmphie record of his suggestion, pro
posal snd veiled threat aa to Insurance
legislation wss In existence. The eipla
nation which finally cam to be accepted
waa that artful curve In th panelling
ot the private dining room carried the
most Intimate conversation over coffee
and elgara far away lo a niche wher sat
ths stenographer. . . ,
la- S tag aad Tall Pole. '
From a lofty staff in Eagle Rock park,
near Montclalr. N. J., Old Glory will be
flung to the breete, 1.S0S feet above tide
water, lo commemorate the one hun
dredth anniversary of the writing of the
"Star-Spanglsd Banner." on February It,
lilt, socerdlng to ths plana ot the Kagls
Rock Park Flag associstlon. The staff
snd pole will be 9 feet high and ths
cost Is estimated at ).. The flag will
be visible from all parts ot New York
bay.
Life Ixsrisre rollrlr la Hoek.
Sprint field Republican.
Tlia extraordinary growth In recent
rears of the prsctlc of brrroning money
on life Insurance polices from the com
panies Issuing them ix to be observed
in Its mot striking sspect In the lat
snnuat report of the New York Life In
surance company. In 190 that company
reported loans to Its policyholders aggre
gating Stt.tMMll; in 1911. six yesrs later.
It reported loan to policyholder aggre
gating HUMS. The Mutual Life of
New York loaned In the earn way K,
M.TTt in 1V and about I7S.O.010 In 1911.
Thla Increase Is not entirely reassuring
In relation to Ihe policyholder them
selves, inasmuch ss a large proportion
ot the loans thus made, perhaps 90 per
cent, are never repaid and the Insurance
la to that eilent Impaired.
yo ever mad to the weuare at in
stste?
"Why, mv rood msn.n says the upper
crvster. "I have bousht at least ten mar
riage license), and have paid court cost
f..r nine divorces in Ibe last eight years"'
Chicago Post.
"What caused Origaby'a rapid dowa
fall?"
"Why, an alleged friend gave him a
fur-llned overcoat and he couldn't live
up to it." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The wise beef critter at the tork yards
refused to follow the decoy animal up th
inclined plane that lead to death.
"They're giving me the wrong steer"
reflected the wuie beef critter. Chicago.
Tribune.
HER BITTEa SPEECH. -
W. D. NesMt In Chicago Post.
She faced him. a he stood snd smiled.
Awaiting her decision:
Her air was not one to be styled
Aa tinctured with derision.
And yet her eyes returned his glance
With an Impressive glitter. '
She spoke did that end a romancer
Her speech wss very bitter.
Twss but sn instant In their live. .
A word one word waa spoken.
Was this the hour that oft arrive.
When plighted troth la broken?
He looked at her. half-unconccrned.
And to htmeelf he muttered.
As with another smile he turned,
The bitter word she uttered.
Ah. we who sre but lookers-on
At live nt tho about ns
The murmurs that hav com and gon
Make mock of us and floul us.
Each of us heed got smile nor tears
Nor ever even gucsae
How much et what he faintly hears
Is brimmed wUn bitternesees. ,
Till fair young girl-her eye were wt
Aa though with long, long weeping;
Her gate wss all Intently set
A though front Isck ot sleeping. . ,
The cslm young msn. sll debonair
What language could be fitter
For his disinterested sir
Thsn her speech, which wss bitter;
He turned swsy. as we have told.
Then brought a packet to her
Did It contnln some pledge of gold?
Did he, foraooih. on woo her? -t
Ah. now the myalary Is cleared!
Our sighing here Is rested.
Tw not a bad a we had feared
"(Julnlne." 'twaa, she'd requested. ,
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People Talked About
rewritable aid lasae.
Indianapolis News.
When th United State goes Irtt th
bualnees of investlgstlng the butter trust
we sy be furnished wiik interesting par
ticulars ooocernlng the profits thst result
from the bj -product known ss buttermilk.
same primary ballot, which means! might not. The probabilities are they
that he doe sot believe It good eol-' would set. Aid whether It wosld be
Hies to risk dividing his own vote by more convenient for the msa buying
becetnlng bis own competitor. Foxy,' a railroad ticket, esnreially In tbe
alirght, ,
" largest clUei, la a Lisdtr of douliL jeeited by basasuki.
Cenerwaa Hearted Crane.
St. Leul Republic.
A crosa man's ex tenor often conceals
tke kindest of hearts. By his preach
ments th late Richard T. Crane would
sever have beea suspected of real. deep.
haman charity. II played the part
ot a scold habitually toward eur educa
tional system snd sbueed. the college
roundly every day.
tiy hla will be proves himself to have
beea the saost kind-hearted of men and
the aaOJt sensible of philanthropist.
After founding a Sl.tOeam pension y
tem lor nia employ, and numerous
other smsllee. but gesatne ehsrttle.
i glvu .. te help poor widows and
women with children who have been oe-
Owlng to a mu-up of dstes and ar
rangements ths Cennaught men of New
York failed te consent with the duke and
hia party during their visit to town,
Mrs Oliver. Jlessrd Perry Belmont la
going te fipsnr a dslly psper devoted
to wooaa's muresta. Only a woman with
s large fortune could afford the luxury.
A member ot tke great Smith family
in New York, acknowledging bankruptcy,
puts his a ses at S3, HaMllttes. ttl.m.
The value of his credit nerve la imitated.
Chlrsgo officials are dMigcatir digging
tor Sl. to par the eoet ot 3(0 voting
machine. Soma floa aastple ot a atntllsr
dicker In Oanahsv are reposing la th
Douglas eounty Junkpile.
Abe Hurt, the convicted San Francisco
asa, t to loe all hi privileges at Man
Quentin prison for tw months because
ha received (eur cake ot ehocolata and
newspaper clipping from a visitor in
violation of Ihe rule. .... .
John D. Rockefeller Is said t have a
weakness' for tin footwear, aad has ss
many pairs of boeca. slipper aad shoes
that be eannoT peaslbty put them all an
ger hi bed. H has them made to order
by a Cleveland akoetnkr.
Supplementing what th . Dr. Cook
I handing t his hearers down south, a
eoionr ot bas got busy with Ms audience
at HorklrovUle, Ky.. and started a fine
concede- enmpst Tne coetnr wasetuny
ua tns jia.vu.nstnxaentvneu tua liiera.-
f.UT. - - ' - ; - --" -
t artall.ua aaffrrlag.
.New York Tribune.
If the 'improved method ot administer
ing anaesthetics without causing nausea
can be brought Into general nae surgicsl
science wilt have gamed another notable
triumph. It la good to live in theee day,
when th race la steadily cutting down
th exec burden of suftorlag which un
counted generation had la endure
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Death Slid tbe Aeroplane.
New Terk World.
The aviator wko was killed at- Un
Angeles wss ths )lh t las hi life lo '
aa aeroplane accident. And only the other
day the death of the hundredth victim
ot ueh foslhsrdlness was the theme of,
shocked somnent. ' When I the multl.
plication ot fatalities tn a wholly useless I
feet of aeroplane expiaitatiea to bej
chocked by legal penalities? . I
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Credit tor Cwwsrreea,
Sou City Journal.
Congress doesn't deserve a great deal
Of cssdlt for th ronstiutrtonaUty at the
pr ratal mployrs' liability law. ion.
ares mused a liability law thst was un
constitutional. Ta super m court petntdd
out. what was wrong with that law. con
areas went ahead aad passed another,
carefully refraining from repeating; the
ml soke pointed out by the ttmrcrn
eamrt la the first law. .Yew the second
law has gone up te the suprasM court,
snd hss beea declared constitutional. It
sreuld be a aa reflection ea tat ability
of congress te Ifl-sUl IT It c-a est
Jrtrft a eens.ltm:enaJ law after the su
preme court had provided It with plan
sod speciUcauoaa, r. "
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