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THE BEE: OMAHA, THCKSDAY. AUGUST 24, 1911.
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It Is a Wiley case, all right.
Yea, winter set in rather suddenly
and early.
If aviation succeeds we .may yet in
the future read the stars.
President Taft kept up his ringing
vetoes until he rung down the curtain
on congress.
Dr. Cook ceema to confine his lectur
ing chiefly to Texas. They must be
eaay down there.
"We have no great wrltera now,"
says Richard Harding Davis. Ah, now,
quit your modesty.
It Is aald that Colonel Astor's
fiancee calls him "Jake." Why, the
Impudent little thing.
It was indeed thoughtful of J. Ham
Lewis not to return from Europe until
congress had adjourned.
One of South Carolina's leading poli
ticians Is named Coal Blase and he
seems to be a hot one, too, V
The Lorlmer Inquiry ' will be re
opened In October. That Is the melan
choly month of the year.
Champ Clark declares that he thinks
"putting Taft In a hole" succeeded.
He has not the last think, however.
The democrats' only hope in the
coming election in this county lies in
creating dissension among republicans,
The strenuous pace of a primary
campaign is apt to prove too much for
those unaccustomed to the political
game.
It might be noted that only seven
of the thirteen insurgent republican
senators stood pat against the presi
dent at the finish. ;
If Togo wants to get a real Idea of
life in the United States, let him come
to Nebraska and pay his respects to
King Ak-Sar-Ben.
By his proclamation Mayor "Jim"
fixed the commission plan election on
a Saturday. He could not have chosen
a more inopportune day.
St. Louis papers are making a splen
did fight on mismanaged hospitals in
behalf of human life. Wonder if St.
Louis has any fee-splitting doctors?
For a plain case of misbranding,
look at the vice chairman of the demo
cratic state committee running for of
fice in Platte county labeled as a re
publican. A K ansae man never knows what real
trouble la until h engage In business as
a bootlegger. Bill Allen White's Emporia
Oaxette. m i
Well, doesn't prohibition prohibit in
Kansas?
If the Platte river canal project
should really get a start now, Edgar
Howard will be sure he did it with his
proposal to have the state do it ss a
public undertaking.
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A California woman comes near to
being drowned as the result of wearing
a hobble skirt. Had she been drowned,
the skirt doubtless would have sus
tained a theory of suicide.
So far as is known no city that has
adopted the commission plan of gov
eminent has ever given it up and gone
bark to the old Bystem. That Is a
pretty good argument by, Itself.
Why is it that the defeated candi
date in a primary so often does Just
what he would denounce unmercifully
if he had won out and the other fellow
refused to accept the situation grace
fully?
Members of our congressional dele
gation are to stop at various places on
; their leisurely home-coming from
Washington. It will be different next
year, when a campaign will be on, in
volving their own continuance In of
flee.
The Boyi Still Marching: On. '
In the city of Rochester more than
30.000 veterans of the Grand Army of,
the Republic are assembled In their
national encampment, being the forty-
fifth annual gathering of the kind. The
boys In blue are still marching on, but
they are marching on fast. The lines
are thinning at the rate of more than
100 every twenty-four hours, 3,000 a
month, or 36,000 a year. Not many
years more before the last drumbeat
will roll off Into silence for these brave
men who preserved the union and
freed a race of slaves. That Inevitable
will be a sad day In this republic, but
yet a glorious day, for the memory
and example of these patient patriots
will never die with them. Today, as
the nation looks back upon the forty
six years elapsed since the civil war it
sees the real achievement, which it
could not see then. It always takes
the retrospect of time to reveal such
transcendent glories.
And the Grand Army of the Republic
what of its part In helping ua to see
the full purpose and results of the
war? It la beyond our power to de
termine. Only thlg may be said, that
the veterans have themselves done the
most to heal the breach, to cure the
wounds, to soften asperities and to
reunite. They have Btood as valiantly
the defenders of the nation in peace as
In war, building and not destroying, ad
vancing and not retreating, promoting
and not debasing. They have made a
living epic of Lincoln's Immortal mes
sage: It la rather for ua. the living, to be here
dedicated to the great task remaining that
these dead shall not hav died In vain.
The sons of the blue and the sons
of the gray fighting In the trenches
together against Spanish oppression,
gome of them led by "Fighting" Joe
Wheeler; heroes of the north strewing
flowers on the graves of heroes of the
south; a thousand veterans of McDow
ell's and Beauregard's closing In to
clasp hands over the fiftieth anni
versary of Bull Run these are only a
few of the dramatic proofs that the
Grand Army of the Republic has prac
ticed the precepts of the great Gettys
burg speech, thereby giving to this
nation its most effective citizenship.
The Remarkable Waning Summer.
Residents of this part of the country
who live to become "oldest Inhabi
tants," may hark back to the year
1811, from early in June until, at
least, near September 1, for one of the
most remarkable stretches of weather
they ever experienced. 'Other periods
in late years have been hotter or dryer,
but no period has been hotter and dryer
together. For excessive heat and ex
cessive lack of rain, we rather think
some records and precedents have been
set. The last real rain in Omaha fell
a little before the merry month of
May concluded its merriment, though,
happily, all sections of Nebraska and
some other states have fared better.
For once, Omaha has apparently been
an extreme point. It usually misses
that.
Another remarkable thing about this
season has' been how close and how
often we could come to rain without
getting any, and another is the abrupt
change from very hot to very cool. It
has been a summer of trying experi
ences, trying on people's patience,
though if it has taught us the utter
folly of complaining about the weather,
perhaps its ordeal has not been in vain,
even for obvious results. If it is "an
ill wind that blows nobody good," then
maybe folks can come complacently to
the time of laying out their good bard
money to lay in their hard coal for the
season that Is soon to take the place
of this one. Hot summers might be
much easier to endure If they could
only fasten folks' minds on the thought
or - memory 6r anticipation of cold
winters.
Taft'i Two Triumphs.
President Taft achieved two dis
tinct triumphs during the late extra
session of congress the passage of the
Canadian reciprocity bill and the state
hood bill minus the Arizona recall.
Regardless of the merits of his position
in either case, these triumphs stand
out as distinct and notable. They were
achieved because the president took a
stand he believed to be right and held
Immovably against every influence and
pressure brought to bear. He appears
to better advantage in these two In
atancea than at any other time in his
entire official career.
It required courage to say to the del
egatlon of farmers that visited him
that no matter what the future might
bring as a result to him, he was going
to remain irrevocably for reciprocity
with Canada. So did it take courage
to denounce the recall of Judges as
"legalized terrorism," "pernicious in
its effect, destructive of independence
in the judiciary and Injurious to the
cause of free government," and after
vetoing the bill admitting the two
states into the union to complete his
victory in congress's approval of his
position.
Tip to Juvenile Courts,
An Illinois Justice of the peace re
cently ordered, as the court's sentence,
that the parents of several naughty
boys, give them sound thrashings and,
to see that the order was literally
obeyed, sent his constable to the re
spective homes of the defendants. The
constable reported to his honor that in
each case the dictum of' the court had
been handsomely and even elaborately
carried out. Added to this penalty was
the judge's warning to each boy not to
repeat the offense upon pain of more
severe punishment.
Possibly here is a tip or a hint to
Judgea who sit in juvenile courts. If one
may presume to offer such tips. It
often happens that boys sre haled be
fore juvenile courts upon chargea rail-
lnR tor some port of exact discipline.
only to be given a little mush and
milk lecture and turned back Into their
neighborhoods to do their mtBcblef
over again, or they are meted out pun-
Ishments for trivial offenses that would
more nearly fit capital crimes. Some
of the criticisms of the Juvenile court
are based on such proceedings. No sane
man would urge undue severity la the
treatment of mischievous boys, but
unless the boy Is to get the Idea that
the court Is a huge Joke, soma sem
blance of correction has to be adminis
tered. It fs the misfit penalties that
have led many good people to take so
little interest in the whole Juvenile
court movement, a reform, which.
Inherently, Is full of possibilities for
good.
Business Side of Commission Flan.
Interest manifested in the proposed
commission plan of government, on
which Omaha Is to vote next week.
Is gratifying as showing that our
people are keenly alive to the need and
Importance of Improving the business
management of municipal affairs
wherever possible.
A tabular exhibit of city revenues
just prepared and issued by the city
comptroller offers some figures that
are particularly in point.
The actual value of taxable
property in Omaha is given at $164,
167,720 and the assessed valuation on
a one-fifth basis at $32,888,644.
The proceeds of the tax levy for all
purposes, including schools, is $2 -020,291.
The additional revenues from mis
cellaneous sources brings this up to a
total of $2,326,762.
The total aggregate of outstanding
bonded indebtedness of the city is $5,-
995,000 and the aggregate of outstand
ing school bonds Is $1,445,000, making
a total of $7,440,000 without count
ing water bonds lately authorize!.
The volume of assets and liabilities,
of Income and outgo, of the municipal
corporation will be grasped only by
studying these figures and absorbing
their meaning.
To conduct efficiently a business of
this size calls for the best organisation
and most up-to-date methods. That
is wnat tne commission plan is ex
pected to provide.
Death of Judge Cobbey.
The sad death of Judge Joseph E
Cobbey comes as a deplorable after
math of the primary election, in which
he was one of the leading candidates
for a supreme court nomination on, the
republican ticket. It is reasonable to
suppose,' or rather an irresistible con
clusion,' that the stress and strain of
the political canvass ' which he con
ducted hastened if it did not bring
about the coudltion to which he suc
cumbed. Whether the effect upon his
physical constitution would have been
the same had he been successful in his
candidacy must be a subject of mere
speculation. Had his death occurred
after a nomination, a complicated
problem might have been presented in
filling a vacancy on the ticket thus
created.
Judge Cobbey's high standing as a
Jurist and as a public man was amply
attested by the handsome vote he re
ceived in the primary election, in
which he came so close to nomination
In competition with some of the
strongest men of the bench and bar.
While his chief constructive work con
sisted in compilation and annotation
of the statutes, that very contribution
will prove a lasting one and make his
name one oft quoted in the law books
for many years to come.
Governor Aldrlch is convinced that
candidates for office spend too much
money on advertising to get nominated
and elected and will ask the legislature
to limit the amount by law. Our ob
servation is that they all try to work
the newspapers for free advertising.
In other states the outlay for political
advertising la recognized as perfectly
legitimate and indulged much more
liberally than ill Nebraska.
Mr. Bryan a protest against the
secret caucus ought to be equally
against the stsr chamber meeting of
the Jacksonlans that endorsed Gov
ernor Woodrow Wilson foe 1912 and
asked the peerless to help put him
over, how 'many jacksonlans were
present at that meeting and who were
they, anyway?
A cartoon was published about the
beginning of the late extra session of
congress, showing Uncle Sam at the
station bidding the democratic donkey
farewell as he was taking the train for
Washington, Uncle Sam saying
"Now, see if you can keep from making
an entire jackass of yourself." Same
old donkey.
That tough old Congressional Rec
ord could not print the remarks Con
gressman Clayton addressed to .Con
gressman the other day when they
came near having a flat fight. What
language Mr. Clayton must use.
The Britishers were spoken of dur
ing the late, brief railway strike as "a
public besieged." But the strikers
stopped short of a once great American
railroader'a pert phrase, "The public
be damned." x
No, of course, there ts no ice com
bine in Omaha only the ice men see
no use in competing with, one another
when the agreed price can be ao easily
had by keeping out of each other's
territory.
In Oklahoma a mob recently shot its
victim and then burned him. In Penn
sylvania they burned one and ahot him
afterward, showing comparative stages
of civilization among the states.
ooklndf Backward
1 his Dav inOmalm
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COMPILED FROM BF.R TlVt-S
AIGV8T 4.
Thirty Years Ao
Th marriage of Mr. Fred B. Moconneu
to Ml a Bertha Isaac took place at IS
o'clock today at the residence of Z. B,
Knight. Immediately afterward the wed
ding reception was held, to which some ISO
Invitation wer given out. Th wedding
present "were numerous and elegant."
A meeting of prominent dtlaens waa
held at the Board of Trad room to con
sider some measure whereby Omaha should
be brought Into closer relations with north
western Nebraska. Among those present
were Mayor Boyd, presiding; Herman
Koiintse, M. R. Hopewell of Tekameh, M
a. Clark, M. Hellnjan. Frank Murphy, Dr
George L. Miller, Edward Rosawater of
The Bee, J. F. SJheeley, M. Shelton. John
Evans, Measrs. Reed and Jones of Reed,
Jones Co., Thomas Olbson, George
Barker. Judge Hyd, J. L. Leavltt, V.
Burkley, John Baumer, A. P. Nicholas
George p. Bemls, A. C. Campbell, John D
Howe, Charles Childa, Samuel Burna, J. L.
Wolfe. C. I). Allen, Henry Gibson, Frank
Ramge, W. R. Bowen and Mr. Bell. Th
proposition was to .consider the completion
of a new railroad northwest, but no definite
action waa taken.
city Engineer Andrew Rosewater re
turned horn from Newport, where he had
gone to confer with George B. Waring on
th Omaha awcrag. Mayor Boyd Indi
cated that he would call a special meeting
of the council to tak up th city engineer's
recommendations.
Two very exciting race war started In
the afternoon by a small assemblage at
the race track. The first waa a free-for-all
and the second a gentleman s road race.
The entries In th last on were Dennis
Cunningham's Boraper, William Hage
dorn's Butcher Boy, J. 8. Wright's June
Rise, J. T. Carten's bay gelding and Matt
Clair-a Molly II.
City Clerk Manchester received the orig
inal and modified plans of the new court
house from th architect In New Tork.
W. V. Mors letf for Boston over th
Wabash.
Mrs. G. W. McCoy and daughters arrived
home from Iowa, where they have been
spending tb last month vary pleasantly.
W..A. Paxton and family returned from
their western trip.
A fir started about 12:30 on Tenth
street Just In th rear of th Slavln house.
Twenty Years Ago
City Engineer Ttllson had completed
plans for a new viaduct across the rail
road tracks along the Una of Fifteenth
street and had them ready to submit to
the council.
Chief of Police Beavey lodged complaints
against half a dor en saloon men for keep
ing open on Bunday.
Brad D. Slaughter, grand master of the
Maaona of Nebraska, want to Genava to lay
th cornerstone of the industrial achoot.
Ferdinand Adler returned from a two
months' visit with his aged parents In
Germany.
Mr. and Mr. C. H. Rich. Dr. A. R.
Thaln, Misses Georgia and Nettle Rich,
Maria 'and Carrie Qlacomlnl, Edna and
Jessie Thaln and Mlnne McClave spent th
afternoon at Lake Manawa.
A complete surprise was given Miss Corls
Baldwin In the. evening at her home, 3066
Ohio street, at which these wer present:
Misses Smith. Qatawood, Badger, Johnson,
Brink. Barnes. Watts. King. T. Hollo.
Cowlea, Baldwin, Daemon. Mack, Bales,
L. Hollo; Messrs. Smith, Huff, Crawford,
Bprattman, Coleman, Plata. Perry. Wells,
Wilson, Wherry, Angel, Hooper, Daemon,
French, Betty, Qwlm, Hlles and Mr. and
Mrs. Baldwin.
It was decided at a conference of city
councllmen and Vice President T. L. Kim
ball of the Union Pacifio to call on Jay
Gould for help in untangling the confusion
which blocked progress on the new union
depot structure. Attending the conference
were Councllmen Eleaseer, Lewrey, Bechl
and Cooper.
Ten Years Agi
After a brief visit with Mrs. Heth, Miss
Paxton left for Missouri.
The body of James T. Hoffman of New
man Grove was found In the river at th
foot of Jones street. A note was attached
to his clothes, which read, "This pays all
my debts."
Miss Joale Vanek was seriously Injured
by being struck by a train at Gibson. She
was carried forty feet and picked up un
conscious.
Charles E. Magoon of Lincoln waa in
the city.
Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Cowgill entertained a
party at dinner at the Country club.
Mr. Keogh has a party at the Country
club.
Judge W. W. Keysor named . his steer
ing committee to look after his Interest
at th state convention as follows: R. 0.
Hall, chairman; John C. Wharton, A. P.
Tukey, John L. Kennedy, Jam Allan, G.
R. Williams, Dr W. H. Hanchett and John
N. Westberg.
Justice of the Peace AlUtadt established
a Judicial record by issuing a warrant of
arrest for a I-year-old girl. This 'was a
means of bringing within the court's pur
view the marital troubles of the child's
father, John Halstrom.
People Talked About
Kaiser WUhatra I exceedingly busy the
daya putting the finishing touches on an
opera, keeping on eye on th acora, th
other glued to th suburbs of Morocco.
Ann Forrest, SO year old, who live on
a farm but seven mile from Franklin,
N. H , paid her first visit In seventy years
to that city last week. Mr. Forrest is In
good health and very active for a woman
of her ag.
Bonn! M. Clark of Chicago, a lass of
M year, promise to add on more to
Chicago' aaortmnt of records. Four
marriages in eight years and th fifth on
the ninth year la her score to date, which
Is going some for a Chicago girl.
Th Baltimore American cheerily con
fesses to 138 years and celebrates Its birth
day with the eclat of a youngster. In
reality the American la Just aa young as
General Angus In spirit Sod the general
monopolises th fountain of youth.
American army officers who wer com
pelled to hike or retlr by President Roose
velt can &lly sympathize with their
brethren of th French army who ar
undergoing a Ilk ordeal. Th new minis
ter of war opines that desk soldiers need
th exercis.
Thres women, whose name ar withheld
for obvlou reaaona, ar confined in a
Kansas City hospital, suffering from
sllverltls. In their seal to reach a bargain
counter on th floor below they ltd down
th bennlatera, girl faahloa. The moral
la but what's th use?
The residents of Bttvlll. O., hav
reached th conclusion that woman can
eucoeesfully compot with men In th
trade aa wall aa In the proflona Mr.
Elite Swop of that town, who la U years
old. has ullt and painted three houaea
and two bam and 1 now building th
third barn. Bh haa hung paper In more
than 0S rooms In th last two year.
Army Gossip
KaMars of Xnrt oa and Baok
of the Fit-lag X.ta lad lrom
te Army ui JTavy Krttet
Arms- ItlBralaMl Sentence.
Th War department ha received th
proceeding in the court-martial case of
Second Lieutenant 8. W. Braden, Twenty
slxth infantry, on duty at Fort Brady,
Mich., who was tried on charges alleging
violation of his pledge In respect to th
use of Intoxicating liquor. The sentence
was dismissal. Lieutenant Braden Is under
stood to have been formerly a midshipman
at th Naval academy. The War depart
ment will shortly send to the president the
court-martial case of Captain Frank A.
Cook of the subsistence department of the
army, who Is also under sentence of dis
missal for alleged Intoxication at San Fran
cisco. The president has not yet acted on
the sentence of dismissal In the fane of
Lieutenant Robert G. Rutherford, Jr.,
Twenty-fourth infantry, who is stationed
at Madison Barracks, N. T.
Enlistment Perlo.
Representative Hay, chairman of the
house military committee, 1 In, receipt of
numerous replica from army offlcera to
the questions propounded concerning the
relative merits of the three-year aa com
pared with the five-year enlistment period
In the military organization. Mr. Hay sent
a series of seven question, the text of which
has been published in the columns, to all
army officers outside of Washington whose
rank and length of service were likely to
have furnished them with experience under
both periods of euliatment. The statistics
derived by Mr. Hay will be tabulated and
the results made known at the beginning
of the next regular session, when will be
reported from the military committee to
the house the bill which provides for cer
tain reorganisation and amalgamation and
which Includes a return to the five-year
period of enlistment. Mr. Hay expresses
satisfaction with the results so far mani
fested. New Cavalry Eqotpment.
Arrangement are being made for the
practical test In th field of th articles of
the new cavalry equipment, recommended
by a board of offlcera of which Colonel
Edward J. McClernand, First cavalry, is
president. It is now proposed by Colonel
McClernand to have two large troops
placed at his disposal, one to be equipped
with the old equipment and the other to
carry the new equipment. The commands
will be of similar stse. and it Is expected
they will be ready to march and maneuver
about September 7. The program will I be
left to Colonel McClernand, who will take
the two troops on a march of at least 600
miles and possibly 750 miles. There will
be road marching over all kinds of coun
try, concluding with drills at rapid gaits.
The cavalry equipment board will, at the
conclusion of this marojj, be able to make
the final recommendations regarding the
equipment of the mounted troops. The re
port will come to the War department for
approval.
Army Concentration Plan.
Plans are being developed by the general
staff of the War department for the con
centration of the army at large stations
properly situated for military purposes. It
will take some time to develop the details
of this arrangement. Estimates ar being
prepared of the cot of helter, which, ac
cording to the present plan, will be tem
porary In character. The estimate for the
army for the next fiscal year have been
completed, but If It shall appear that con
gress is favorably disposed toward the new
scheme. It will be an easy matter to amend
the estimates. On the appropriation of the
money by congress, there will be no delay
on the part of the army In transferring
and concentrating the troops. The Idea, in
general. Is to construct compact large bar
racks, which may hold an entire regiment
and locate these barracks near the large
towns where most of the commissioned
officers may find accommodations and re
ceive communications of quarters. By this
means there will be saved the cost of con
structing quarters, excepting In the case
of these officers whose preaence on the
military reservation Is necessary at all
times. It Is General Wood's Idea, also, to
keep the cavalry and field artillery garri
sons more to the south in those sections
of the country where forage Is cheap,
where the horses may be kept out practi
cally throughout the year, and where the
cost of building tiding halls and stables
may be greatly reduced. It is desired to
establish, moreover, garrisons attaining the
proportion of divisional commands. In
the end this concentration of troops would
be, of course, a great saving In expense
for the maintenance of the army as com
pared with the existing conditions; but It I
by no means certain that congress will
approve of the proposition. Its opposition
to the plan. will be derived from the same
quarters as that which has produced suffi
cient influence at the capitol to frustrate
all endeavors of the War department to
abandon useless posts and reduce the cost
of the army.
WILSON, WILEY & CO.
Philadelphia Record: The Department ef
Agriculture has stirred up a hornets' nest,
but It doesn't appear to be Dr. Wiley who
Is getting etung.
St. Louis Glob Democrat: If Secretary
of Agriculture Wilson actually leaves th
cabinet, Tama, la., will loom just as large
on th map as ever. But Its glory will be
departed.
Washington Star: Dr. Wiley's regular
business has compelled him to make so
many enemies that any sort of an attack
on him Is pretty sur to arouse mor or
less unholy gle
Indianapolis News: Mr. Jam Wilson
was M years old Tuesday, has held a cab
inet portfolio longer than any other man
In the history of the country, and also has
some other interesting peculiarities which
th Investigating committee Is gradually
bringing to light.
St. Louis Republic: Pure glucose is
harmless and so Is pure oleomargarine, but
why should the one be sold as syrup and
the other as lard? Because under trios
guises they bring higher price. The in
vestlgatlon of Dr. Wiley now in progress
shows that he baa bad moat of th ad
ministration against him in his efforts to
enforce not the law alone but elementary
honesty.
New Tork World: Testifying Friday be
fore th houae commlttea that Is Investi
gating th agricultural department. Dr.
Wiley said that with th help of on law
officer and a stenographer he could enforce
th pur food laws as efficiently aa they
are now enforced and at a hundredth part
of th cost. Her Is an experiment in prac
tical economy that I worth making. If
Dr. Wiley can sav per cent of th pres
ent coat of anforcing th pur food laws
he Is th maa for th work. In any event
h la entitled to a chance to prov his
statement.
It' l Gr).
eUeux City Journal.
Ar w to understand that Representative
N orris would consent to a visit from Presi
dent Taft only on th oonditlon trat ha
atoeeUI net soantlen Canadian reciprocity?
Hie BeeS LclicrBox
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.Nehle Won't Hair the Place.
OMAHA, Aug. 2S-To the Editor of Th
Bee: I again read In your paper that
there la still some efforts being used
towards having Mr. Lynch withdraw In my
favor, and I merely wish to say that un
der no consideration will I even as much
a give this matter any thought. Their
efforts In this direction will be absolutely
useless. I lost and I am perfectly satis
fied; th voter did as they thought best
and I hav no fault to find In any way.
If some mistake has been made, that I
don't know anything about. They loaded
the wagon and now Ut them haul It.
Mr. Lynch won without a doubt and he
Is entitled to run. and, personally, I am In
no way going to hinder him.
Kindly make mention of this in your next
iMue, because I want Mr. Lynch and the
voters In general to know that 1 am not
going to force myself upon them nor allow
any one else to do It.
HOFHUS F. NRBLE, JR.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
"Yet they sav the widower, who has Just
got married aain. was all broken up when
his first wife died."
"Then If he was all broken up. that was
a good reason why he should be repaired."
Baltimore American.
White Have you any trouble in making
both ends meet?
Oreen Not a bit. The end of my money
and the end of the week always come at
the same time. Harper's Bazar.
Mrs. Youngm-ed My husband Is so fond
of pets. They have a dear little kitty at
hl club he's so fond of.
Mrs. OldwHe Yes. my dear, and the more
Money.
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They always come, from fsr and near
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And learn the most of any place
It's "the beet in the west."
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he goe there th dearer the little kitty la
going to be to him. Hoston Transcript.
"Why did vou declare that you wr
anxious to retire to private life''
"HecaiMie," said the statesman. "I
thounht It was up to me to say something
to remind the public that I hadn't done
so." Washington Rtar.
Inspector Pick !ld you discover any Ir
regularities in the city hall?
Inspector Sharp Yes; four of the em
ploye wer at work. Toledo Blade.
WHAT'S THE USE?
What a the us o' anglln", an- a wranglln'
an'a janglln'.
An' a twlstln' of the meanln' out of all
you see an' hear.
Just a snarlin' an" a kiokln cause you
can't tnak veal of chicken?
'TIs enough to mnke folks sicken when
they see you coming near.
What's the use o' scannln' other live an"
always plannln'
That they shall follow In the pace that
you have aetT
An' a tryln' to persuade from what Ood
In wisdom made 'em?
You can't reform th universe for all
your fuss an' fret.
What's the use o" fussln" an' s fumln" and
a cussin',
'Cause some collars you are mussln' on
a redhot August day?
For it keeps some one a earnin' needed
money are you you learnln'T
Yes. there's hungry folks a yearnln for
the laundry dimes you pay.
What's the use of alrln' all your trouble
an' despalrln'
That you'll surely go to ruin 'cause prices
ar so high?
It's high tlmp you was a heedln' that
there's other folks a neodln"
An' hav right to hints and fpedln', Jut
the same as you an' I.
What's the tise of all this stewin' lest the
bank shall go to ruin?
Better spend the time in doin'; seems to
me there's work enough:
If you want it. you will find It; start some
business and mind It:
There's prosperity behind It. If .vou're
mad of real stuff.
BAYOLL NE TRELK.
Picture
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Thursday,
August,
24, 1111.
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