t THE BEE: OMAHA, THCKSDAY. AUGUST 24, 1911. 'i HE OMAHA DAILY BEE i Ol'.NIiED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR HOSKWATEK, liDITOR. Kntered at Omahi matter. postofflt as second- TERM9 OF HUBW-'RIPTION. Sunday Bee, on yr .....12 ? falurdsy Bee, oni year 1J Dully He (without Sunday), on year... 4 Ually Itn and Sunday, on year 0 DELIVERED BY CARRIER Evening Bee (with Sunday), per month.. Zfcs Dally Br (Including Sunday). per mo.. Ve Daily Hen (without Sunday), Pr mo Vo Addresa all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES. rmha Th Be Building. South Omaha N. Twenty-fourth St Council Bluff 15 Srott St. Lincoln-! Little Building. Chicago U,4 Marquette Building. Kansas City-Reliance Building. New York-34 Went Thirty-third St Washington T Fourteenth St., N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to nws and ditorlal matter should be addred Omaha ie?. K.ditortHl Department REMITTANCES. Kemlt by draft. express or postal order layable to Th Be Publishing Company, i nly 2-i ent ittmpi received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks xcpt on umaha and eastern exchange not accepted. JULT CIRCULATION. 47,931 fctst of Nebraska, Count of Douglas, as.. Dwight Wllllama. circulation manager of 1 h Bee Publishing company, being duly worn, says that th average dally circu lation, leas spo'ltd, unused and returned ones, !or in month of July, 1811. wa 4T.M1. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subs'Tibed in my preaence and sworn to before me this 2d dav of August, 1911. Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, bserlkwrs leavlac th city tem porarily ekvala have Th Be auall t thca. Address wll he It Is a Wiley case, all right. Yea, winter set in rather suddenly and early. If aviation succeeds we .may yet in the future read the stars. President Taft kept up his ringing vetoes until he rung down the curtain on congress. Dr. Cook ceema to confine his lectur ing chiefly to Texas. They must be eaay down there. "We have no great wrltera now," says Richard Harding Davis. Ah, now, quit your modesty. It Is aald that Colonel Astor's fiancee calls him "Jake." Why, the Impudent little thing. It was indeed thoughtful of J. Ham Lewis not to return from Europe until congress had adjourned. One of South Carolina's leading poli ticians Is named Coal Blase and he seems to be a hot one, too, V The Lorlmer Inquiry ' will be re opened In October. That Is the melan choly month of the year. Champ Clark declares that he thinks "putting Taft In a hole" succeeded. He has not the last think, however. The democrats' only hope in the coming election in this county lies in creating dissension among republicans, The strenuous pace of a primary campaign is apt to prove too much for those unaccustomed to the political game. It might be noted that only seven of the thirteen insurgent republican senators stood pat against the presi dent at the finish. ; If Togo wants to get a real Idea of life in the United States, let him come to Nebraska and pay his respects to King Ak-Sar-Ben. By his proclamation Mayor "Jim" fixed the commission plan election on a Saturday. He could not have chosen a more inopportune day. St. Louis papers are making a splen did fight on mismanaged hospitals in behalf of human life. Wonder if St. Louis has any fee-splitting doctors? For a plain case of misbranding, look at the vice chairman of the demo cratic state committee running for of fice in Platte county labeled as a re publican. A K ansae man never knows what real trouble la until h engage In business as a bootlegger. Bill Allen White's Emporia Oaxette. m i Well, doesn't prohibition prohibit in Kansas? If the Platte river canal project should really get a start now, Edgar Howard will be sure he did it with his proposal to have the state do it ss a public undertaking. SBasBaBjBsBBsssBaBaawsJSBaBB A California woman comes near to being drowned as the result of wearing a hobble skirt. Had she been drowned, the skirt doubtless would have sus tained a theory of suicide. So far as is known no city that has adopted the commission plan of gov eminent has ever given it up and gone bark to the old Bystem. That Is a pretty good argument by, Itself. Why is it that the defeated candi date in a primary so often does Just what he would denounce unmercifully if he had won out and the other fellow refused to accept the situation grace fully? Members of our congressional dele gation are to stop at various places on ; their leisurely home-coming from Washington. It will be different next year, when a campaign will be on, in volving their own continuance In of flee. The Boyi Still Marching: On. ' In the city of Rochester more than 30.000 veterans of the Grand Army of, the Republic are assembled In their national encampment, being the forty- fifth annual gathering of the kind. The boys In blue are still marching on, but they are marching on fast. The lines are thinning at the rate of more than 100 every twenty-four hours, 3,000 a month, or 36,000 a year. Not many years more before the last drumbeat will roll off Into silence for these brave men who preserved the union and freed a race of slaves. That Inevitable will be a sad day In this republic, but yet a glorious day, for the memory and example of these patient patriots will never die with them. Today, as the nation looks back upon the forty six years elapsed since the civil war it sees the real achievement, which it could not see then. It always takes the retrospect of time to reveal such transcendent glories. And the Grand Army of the Republic what of its part In helping ua to see the full purpose and results of the war? It la beyond our power to de termine. Only thlg may be said, that the veterans have themselves done the most to heal the breach, to cure the wounds, to soften asperities and to reunite. They have Btood as valiantly the defenders of the nation in peace as In war, building and not destroying, ad vancing and not retreating, promoting and not debasing. They have made a living epic of Lincoln's Immortal mes sage: It la rather for ua. the living, to be here dedicated to the great task remaining that these dead shall not hav died In vain. The sons of the blue and the sons of the gray fighting In the trenches together against Spanish oppression, gome of them led by "Fighting" Joe Wheeler; heroes of the north strewing flowers on the graves of heroes of the south; a thousand veterans of McDow ell's and Beauregard's closing In to clasp hands over the fiftieth anni versary of Bull Run these are only a few of the dramatic proofs that the Grand Army of the Republic has prac ticed the precepts of the great Gettys burg speech, thereby giving to this nation its most effective citizenship. The Remarkable Waning Summer. Residents of this part of the country who live to become "oldest Inhabi tants," may hark back to the year 1811, from early in June until, at least, near September 1, for one of the most remarkable stretches of weather they ever experienced. 'Other periods in late years have been hotter or dryer, but no period has been hotter and dryer together. For excessive heat and ex cessive lack of rain, we rather think some records and precedents have been set. The last real rain in Omaha fell a little before the merry month of May concluded its merriment, though, happily, all sections of Nebraska and some other states have fared better. For once, Omaha has apparently been an extreme point. It usually misses that. Another remarkable thing about this season has' been how close and how often we could come to rain without getting any, and another is the abrupt change from very hot to very cool. It has been a summer of trying experi ences, trying on people's patience, though if it has taught us the utter folly of complaining about the weather, perhaps its ordeal has not been in vain, even for obvious results. If it is "an ill wind that blows nobody good," then maybe folks can come complacently to the time of laying out their good bard money to lay in their hard coal for the season that Is soon to take the place of this one. Hot summers might be much easier to endure If they could only fasten folks' minds on the thought or - memory 6r anticipation of cold winters. Taft'i Two Triumphs. President Taft achieved two dis tinct triumphs during the late extra session of congress the passage of the Canadian reciprocity bill and the state hood bill minus the Arizona recall. Regardless of the merits of his position in either case, these triumphs stand out as distinct and notable. They were achieved because the president took a stand he believed to be right and held Immovably against every influence and pressure brought to bear. He appears to better advantage in these two In atancea than at any other time in his entire official career. It required courage to say to the del egatlon of farmers that visited him that no matter what the future might bring as a result to him, he was going to remain irrevocably for reciprocity with Canada. So did it take courage to denounce the recall of Judges as "legalized terrorism," "pernicious in its effect, destructive of independence in the judiciary and Injurious to the cause of free government," and after vetoing the bill admitting the two states into the union to complete his victory in congress's approval of his position. Tip to Juvenile Courts, An Illinois Justice of the peace re cently ordered, as the court's sentence, that the parents of several naughty boys, give them sound thrashings and, to see that the order was literally obeyed, sent his constable to the re spective homes of the defendants. The constable reported to his honor that in each case the dictum of' the court had been handsomely and even elaborately carried out. Added to this penalty was the judge's warning to each boy not to repeat the offense upon pain of more severe punishment. Possibly here is a tip or a hint to Judgea who sit in juvenile courts. If one may presume to offer such tips. It often happens that boys sre haled be fore juvenile courts upon chargea rail- lnR tor some port of exact discipline. only to be given a little mush and milk lecture and turned back Into their neighborhoods to do their mtBcblef over again, or they are meted out pun- Ishments for trivial offenses that would more nearly fit capital crimes. Some of the criticisms of the Juvenile court are based on such proceedings. No sane man would urge undue severity la the treatment of mischievous boys, but unless the boy Is to get the Idea that the court Is a huge Joke, soma sem blance of correction has to be adminis tered. It fs the misfit penalties that have led many good people to take so little interest in the whole Juvenile court movement, a reform, which. Inherently, Is full of possibilities for good. Business Side of Commission Flan. Interest manifested in the proposed commission plan of government, on which Omaha Is to vote next week. Is gratifying as showing that our people are keenly alive to the need and Importance of Improving the business management of municipal affairs wherever possible. A tabular exhibit of city revenues just prepared and issued by the city comptroller offers some figures that are particularly in point. The actual value of taxable property in Omaha is given at $164, 167,720 and the assessed valuation on a one-fifth basis at $32,888,644. The proceeds of the tax levy for all purposes, including schools, is $2 -020,291. The additional revenues from mis cellaneous sources brings this up to a total of $2,326,762. The total aggregate of outstanding bonded indebtedness of the city is $5,- 995,000 and the aggregate of outstand ing school bonds Is $1,445,000, making a total of $7,440,000 without count ing water bonds lately authorize!. The volume of assets and liabilities, of Income and outgo, of the municipal corporation will be grasped only by studying these figures and absorbing their meaning. To conduct efficiently a business of this size calls for the best organisation and most up-to-date methods. That is wnat tne commission plan is ex pected to provide. Death of Judge Cobbey. The sad death of Judge Joseph E Cobbey comes as a deplorable after math of the primary election, in which he was one of the leading candidates for a supreme court nomination on, the republican ticket. It is reasonable to suppose,' or rather an irresistible con clusion,' that the stress and strain of the political canvass ' which he con ducted hastened if it did not bring about the coudltion to which he suc cumbed. Whether the effect upon his physical constitution would have been the same had he been successful in his candidacy must be a subject of mere speculation. Had his death occurred after a nomination, a complicated problem might have been presented in filling a vacancy on the ticket thus created. Judge Cobbey's high standing as a Jurist and as a public man was amply attested by the handsome vote he re ceived in the primary election, in which he came so close to nomination In competition with some of the strongest men of the bench and bar. While his chief constructive work con sisted in compilation and annotation of the statutes, that very contribution will prove a lasting one and make his name one oft quoted in the law books for many years to come. Governor Aldrlch is convinced that candidates for office spend too much money on advertising to get nominated and elected and will ask the legislature to limit the amount by law. Our ob servation is that they all try to work the newspapers for free advertising. In other states the outlay for political advertising la recognized as perfectly legitimate and indulged much more liberally than ill Nebraska. Mr. Bryan a protest against the secret caucus ought to be equally against the stsr chamber meeting of the Jacksonlans that endorsed Gov ernor Woodrow Wilson foe 1912 and asked the peerless to help put him over, how 'many jacksonlans were present at that meeting and who were they, anyway? A cartoon was published about the beginning of the late extra session of congress, showing Uncle Sam at the station bidding the democratic donkey farewell as he was taking the train for Washington, Uncle Sam saying "Now, see if you can keep from making an entire jackass of yourself." Same old donkey. That tough old Congressional Rec ord could not print the remarks Con gressman Clayton addressed to .Con gressman the other day when they came near having a flat fight. What language Mr. Clayton must use. The Britishers were spoken of dur ing the late, brief railway strike as "a public besieged." But the strikers stopped short of a once great American railroader'a pert phrase, "The public be damned." x No, of course, there ts no ice com bine in Omaha only the ice men see no use in competing with, one another when the agreed price can be ao easily had by keeping out of each other's territory. In Oklahoma a mob recently shot its victim and then burned him. In Penn sylvania they burned one and ahot him afterward, showing comparative stages of civilization among the states. ooklndf Backward 1 his Dav inOmalm 3 11 COMPILED FROM BF.R TlVt-S AIGV8T 4. Thirty Years Ao Th marriage of Mr. Fred B. Moconneu to Ml a Bertha Isaac took place at IS o'clock today at the residence of Z. B, Knight. Immediately afterward the wed ding reception was held, to which some ISO Invitation wer given out. Th wedding present "were numerous and elegant." A meeting of prominent dtlaens waa held at the Board of Trad room to con sider some measure whereby Omaha should be brought Into closer relations with north western Nebraska. Among those present were Mayor Boyd, presiding; Herman Koiintse, M. R. Hopewell of Tekameh, M a. Clark, M. Hellnjan. Frank Murphy, Dr George L. Miller, Edward Rosawater of The Bee, J. F. SJheeley, M. Shelton. John Evans, Measrs. Reed and Jones of Reed, Jones Co., Thomas Olbson, George Barker. Judge Hyd, J. L. Leavltt, V. Burkley, John Baumer, A. P. Nicholas George p. Bemls, A. C. Campbell, John D Howe, Charles Childa, Samuel Burna, J. L. Wolfe. C. I). Allen, Henry Gibson, Frank Ramge, W. R. Bowen and Mr. Bell. Th proposition was to .consider the completion of a new railroad northwest, but no definite action waa taken. city Engineer Andrew Rosewater re turned horn from Newport, where he had gone to confer with George B. Waring on th Omaha awcrag. Mayor Boyd Indi cated that he would call a special meeting of the council to tak up th city engineer's recommendations. Two very exciting race war started In the afternoon by a small assemblage at the race track. The first waa a free-for-all and the second a gentleman s road race. The entries In th last on were Dennis Cunningham's Boraper, William Hage dorn's Butcher Boy, J. 8. Wright's June Rise, J. T. Carten's bay gelding and Matt Clair-a Molly II. City Clerk Manchester received the orig inal and modified plans of the new court house from th architect In New Tork. W. V. Mors letf for Boston over th Wabash. Mrs. G. W. McCoy and daughters arrived home from Iowa, where they have been spending tb last month vary pleasantly. W..A. Paxton and family returned from their western trip. A fir started about 12:30 on Tenth street Just In th rear of th Slavln house. Twenty Years Ago City Engineer Ttllson had completed plans for a new viaduct across the rail road tracks along the Una of Fifteenth street and had them ready to submit to the council. Chief of Police Beavey lodged complaints against half a dor en saloon men for keep ing open on Bunday. Brad D. Slaughter, grand master of the Maaona of Nebraska, want to Genava to lay th cornerstone of the industrial achoot. Ferdinand Adler returned from a two months' visit with his aged parents In Germany. Mr. and Mr. C. H. Rich. Dr. A. R. Thaln, Misses Georgia and Nettle Rich, Maria 'and Carrie Qlacomlnl, Edna and Jessie Thaln and Mlnne McClave spent th afternoon at Lake Manawa. A complete surprise was given Miss Corls Baldwin In the. evening at her home, 3066 Ohio street, at which these wer present: Misses Smith. Qatawood, Badger, Johnson, Brink. Barnes. Watts. King. T. Hollo. Cowlea, Baldwin, Daemon. Mack, Bales, L. Hollo; Messrs. Smith, Huff, Crawford, Bprattman, Coleman, Plata. Perry. Wells, Wilson, Wherry, Angel, Hooper, Daemon, French, Betty, Qwlm, Hlles and Mr. and Mrs. Baldwin. It was decided at a conference of city councllmen and Vice President T. L. Kim ball of the Union Pacifio to call on Jay Gould for help in untangling the confusion which blocked progress on the new union depot structure. Attending the conference were Councllmen Eleaseer, Lewrey, Bechl and Cooper. Ten Years Agi After a brief visit with Mrs. Heth, Miss Paxton left for Missouri. The body of James T. Hoffman of New man Grove was found In the river at th foot of Jones street. A note was attached to his clothes, which read, "This pays all my debts." Miss Joale Vanek was seriously Injured by being struck by a train at Gibson. She was carried forty feet and picked up un conscious. Charles E. Magoon of Lincoln waa in the city. Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Cowgill entertained a party at dinner at the Country club. Mr. Keogh has a party at the Country club. Judge W. W. Keysor named . his steer ing committee to look after his Interest at th state convention as follows: R. 0. Hall, chairman; John C. Wharton, A. P. Tukey, John L. Kennedy, Jam Allan, G. R. Williams, Dr W. H. Hanchett and John N. Westberg. Justice of the Peace AlUtadt established a Judicial record by issuing a warrant of arrest for a I-year-old girl. This 'was a means of bringing within the court's pur view the marital troubles of the child's father, John Halstrom. People Talked About Kaiser WUhatra I exceedingly busy the daya putting the finishing touches on an opera, keeping on eye on th acora, th other glued to th suburbs of Morocco. Ann Forrest, SO year old, who live on a farm but seven mile from Franklin, N. H , paid her first visit In seventy years to that city last week. Mr. Forrest is In good health and very active for a woman of her ag. Bonn! M. Clark of Chicago, a lass of M year, promise to add on more to Chicago' aaortmnt of records. Four marriages in eight years and th fifth on the ninth year la her score to date, which Is going some for a Chicago girl. Th Baltimore American cheerily con fesses to 138 years and celebrates Its birth day with the eclat of a youngster. In reality the American la Just aa young as General Angus In spirit Sod the general monopolises th fountain of youth. American army officers who wer com pelled to hike or retlr by President Roose velt can &lly sympathize with their brethren of th French army who ar undergoing a Ilk ordeal. Th new minis ter of war opines that desk soldiers need th exercis. Thres women, whose name ar withheld for obvlou reaaona, ar confined in a Kansas City hospital, suffering from sllverltls. In their seal to reach a bargain counter on th floor below they ltd down th bennlatera, girl faahloa. The moral la but what's th use? The residents of Bttvlll. O., hav reached th conclusion that woman can eucoeesfully compot with men In th trade aa wall aa In the proflona Mr. Elite Swop of that town, who la U years old. has ullt and painted three houaea and two bam and 1 now building th third barn. Bh haa hung paper In more than 0S rooms In th last two year. Army Gossip KaMars of Xnrt oa and Baok of the Fit-lag X.ta lad lrom te Army ui JTavy Krttet Arms- ItlBralaMl Sentence. Th War department ha received th proceeding in the court-martial case of Second Lieutenant 8. W. Braden, Twenty slxth infantry, on duty at Fort Brady, Mich., who was tried on charges alleging violation of his pledge In respect to th use of Intoxicating liquor. The sentence was dismissal. Lieutenant Braden Is under stood to have been formerly a midshipman at th Naval academy. The War depart ment will shortly send to the president the court-martial case of Captain Frank A. Cook of the subsistence department of the army, who Is also under sentence of dis missal for alleged Intoxication at San Fran cisco. The president has not yet acted on the sentence of dismissal In the fane of Lieutenant Robert G. Rutherford, Jr., Twenty-fourth infantry, who is stationed at Madison Barracks, N. T. Enlistment Perlo. Representative Hay, chairman of the house military committee, 1 In, receipt of numerous replica from army offlcera to the questions propounded concerning the relative merits of the three-year aa com pared with the five-year enlistment period In the military organization. Mr. Hay sent a series of seven question, the text of which has been published in the columns, to all army officers outside of Washington whose rank and length of service were likely to have furnished them with experience under both periods of euliatment. The statistics derived by Mr. Hay will be tabulated and the results made known at the beginning of the next regular session, when will be reported from the military committee to the house the bill which provides for cer tain reorganisation and amalgamation and which Includes a return to the five-year period of enlistment. Mr. Hay expresses satisfaction with the results so far mani fested. New Cavalry Eqotpment. Arrangement are being made for the practical test In th field of th articles of the new cavalry equipment, recommended by a board of offlcera of which Colonel Edward J. McClernand, First cavalry, is president. It is now proposed by Colonel McClernand to have two large troops placed at his disposal, one to be equipped with the old equipment and the other to carry the new equipment. The commands will be of similar stse. and it Is expected they will be ready to march and maneuver about September 7. The program will I be left to Colonel McClernand, who will take the two troops on a march of at least 600 miles and possibly 750 miles. There will be road marching over all kinds of coun try, concluding with drills at rapid gaits. The cavalry equipment board will, at the conclusion of this marojj, be able to make the final recommendations regarding the equipment of the mounted troops. The re port will come to the War department for approval. Army Concentration Plan. Plans are being developed by the general staff of the War department for the con centration of the army at large stations properly situated for military purposes. It will take some time to develop the details of this arrangement. Estimates ar being prepared of the cot of helter, which, ac cording to the present plan, will be tem porary In character. The estimate for the army for the next fiscal year have been completed, but If It shall appear that con gress is favorably disposed toward the new scheme. It will be an easy matter to amend the estimates. On the appropriation of the money by congress, there will be no delay on the part of the army In transferring and concentrating the troops. The Idea, in general. Is to construct compact large bar racks, which may hold an entire regiment and locate these barracks near the large towns where most of the commissioned officers may find accommodations and re ceive communications of quarters. By this means there will be saved the cost of con structing quarters, excepting In the case of these officers whose preaence on the military reservation Is necessary at all times. It Is General Wood's Idea, also, to keep the cavalry and field artillery garri sons more to the south in those sections of the country where forage Is cheap, where the horses may be kept out practi cally throughout the year, and where the cost of building tiding halls and stables may be greatly reduced. It is desired to establish, moreover, garrisons attaining the proportion of divisional commands. In the end this concentration of troops would be, of course, a great saving In expense for the maintenance of the army as com pared with the existing conditions; but It I by no means certain that congress will approve of the proposition. Its opposition to the plan. will be derived from the same quarters as that which has produced suffi cient influence at the capitol to frustrate all endeavors of the War department to abandon useless posts and reduce the cost of the army. WILSON, WILEY & CO. Philadelphia Record: The Department ef Agriculture has stirred up a hornets' nest, but It doesn't appear to be Dr. Wiley who Is getting etung. St. Louis Glob Democrat: If Secretary of Agriculture Wilson actually leaves th cabinet, Tama, la., will loom just as large on th map as ever. But Its glory will be departed. Washington Star: Dr. Wiley's regular business has compelled him to make so many enemies that any sort of an attack on him Is pretty sur to arouse mor or less unholy gle Indianapolis News: Mr. Jam Wilson was M years old Tuesday, has held a cab inet portfolio longer than any other man In the history of the country, and also has some other interesting peculiarities which th Investigating committee Is gradually bringing to light. St. Louis Republic: Pure glucose is harmless and so Is pure oleomargarine, but why should the one be sold as syrup and the other as lard? Because under trios guises they bring higher price. The in vestlgatlon of Dr. Wiley now in progress shows that he baa bad moat of th ad ministration against him in his efforts to enforce not the law alone but elementary honesty. New Tork World: Testifying Friday be fore th houae commlttea that Is Investi gating th agricultural department. Dr. Wiley said that with th help of on law officer and a stenographer he could enforce th pur food laws as efficiently aa they are now enforced and at a hundredth part of th cost. Her Is an experiment in prac tical economy that I worth making. If Dr. Wiley can sav per cent of th pres ent coat of anforcing th pur food laws he Is th maa for th work. In any event h la entitled to a chance to prov his statement. It' l Gr). eUeux City Journal. Ar w to understand that Representative N orris would consent to a visit from Presi dent Taft only on th oonditlon trat ha atoeeUI net soantlen Canadian reciprocity? Hie BeeS LclicrBox Ln irJ .Nehle Won't Hair the Place. OMAHA, Aug. 2S-To the Editor of Th Bee: I again read In your paper that there la still some efforts being used towards having Mr. Lynch withdraw In my favor, and I merely wish to say that un der no consideration will I even as much a give this matter any thought. Their efforts In this direction will be absolutely useless. I lost and I am perfectly satis fied; th voter did as they thought best and I hav no fault to find In any way. If some mistake has been made, that I don't know anything about. They loaded the wagon and now Ut them haul It. Mr. Lynch won without a doubt and he Is entitled to run. and, personally, I am In no way going to hinder him. Kindly make mention of this in your next iMue, because I want Mr. Lynch and the voters In general to know that 1 am not going to force myself upon them nor allow any one else to do It. HOFHUS F. NRBLE, JR. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Yet they sav the widower, who has Just got married aain. was all broken up when his first wife died." "Then If he was all broken up. that was a good reason why he should be repaired." Baltimore American. White Have you any trouble in making both ends meet? Oreen Not a bit. The end of my money and the end of the week always come at the same time. Harper's Bazar. Mrs. Youngm-ed My husband Is so fond of pets. They have a dear little kitty at hl club he's so fond of. Mrs. OldwHe Yes. my dear, and the more Money. Att A.-I..1 $1 for first correct solution re 0V6IS VUillGSl reived by Hoe Contest Editor. mcoMMmm m smir. mmerJd -yT4?z: nam: 70 b s They always come, from fsr and near Bo they go to the crest And learn the most of any place It's "the beet in the west." MOXKVLOVICRS' CONTEST WIXYEIt Fictnre munber 6, Published Tueaday, August 83, 1911 E. W. KAXaC, 41S-1S City Hatloaal Bank Bldg. CXMIKKCT AXSWKR oyles Business College Eighteenth and Harney Sts. One of the best business colleges in the west. It is the place to send young men and women for a com mercial education. Among its graduates are some of the most successful young men in the commercial field. Gut Out Useless Expenses Eliminate salary of engineers and firemen. Save cost of boiler maintenance. Avoid the expense and annoyance of handling coal and ashes. You can do this by using our reliable twenty-four hour power reliable because it comes from a plant with up-to-date ma chinery both in use and in reserve. Our motors are made by the largest electrical manufacturer in the world. Their correct design and rugged construction give the longest life as well as the highest efficiency. 'Phone us now and we will send a represent ative at once. OMAHA ELECTRIC LIGHT & POWER CO. he goe there th dearer the little kitty la going to be to him. Hoston Transcript. "Why did vou declare that you wr anxious to retire to private life'' "HecaiMie," said the statesman. "I thounht It was up to me to say something to remind the public that I hadn't done so." Washington Rtar. Inspector Pick !ld you discover any Ir regularities in the city hall? Inspector Sharp Yes; four of the em ploye wer at work. Toledo Blade. WHAT'S THE USE? What a the us o' anglln", an- a wranglln' an'a janglln'. An' a twlstln' of the meanln' out of all you see an' hear. Just a snarlin' an" a kiokln cause you can't tnak veal of chicken? 'TIs enough to mnke folks sicken when they see you coming near. What's the use o' scannln' other live an" always plannln' That they shall follow In the pace that you have aetT An' a tryln' to persuade from what Ood In wisdom made 'em? You can't reform th universe for all your fuss an' fret. What's the use o" fussln" an' s fumln" and a cussin', 'Cause some collars you are mussln' on a redhot August day? For it keeps some one a earnin' needed money are you you learnln'T Yes. there's hungry folks a yearnln for the laundry dimes you pay. What's the use of alrln' all your trouble an' despalrln' That you'll surely go to ruin 'cause prices ar so high? It's high tlmp you was a heedln' that there's other folks a neodln" An' hav right to hints and fpedln', Jut the same as you an' I. What's the tise of all this stewin' lest the bank shall go to ruin? Better spend the time in doin'; seems to me there's work enough: If you want it. you will find It; start some business and mind It: There's prosperity behind It. If .vou're mad of real stuff. BAYOLL NE TRELK. Picture Number 8 Published Thursday, August, 24, 1111. J 109