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.5 .1 THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, JULY 5, 1911. If "8 Wip Ma age 'V r A I X f ; j How toJrainaWifoJ HN A I. A i 4 s-Tss i i i . i "WeTl," aald th Confirmed Comrautw, , I had a ptat shock today. Young Brown cam in and told m he u irons' to b marri! and h won't be It year old until next March." "Shock!" echoed the Helpful Housewife. "Wh( la there ehocklng about hi tnar-riagef- B'ltO auppose lie'a chmwi some Ina tosslts person. Of course thal'a what yo eanj" . .. --' ii "No her husband answered, .candidly, "X ttnderstand she's a vwf Dice, little, girl! But t6at"e not the point. H'Stth Idea, of ny,4nan sacrificing hi liberty' before 'be be, liad tlma to realise whl, . liberty. "My dear child." aald th HWpful Heirs-' wlfi "husbands ara-. Ilka VIse.nenaS-Mhey. ahoukl ba picked green and .aUaw4 ,to ripen afterward. That I really .tTfie.'.nnly way to keep them for any )ensh'ot time. .' "Ijmon a wet! S hawanaa ara ricked n' ha observed :faciTiijlly. " . "Don't you know .hr-th' first, rrlnclfile of running a lempraiich hi to btp only auch fruit aa ha VlJ b atarflard alia for picking, trdiriMd . y.th lertion Hngf I think mairfAg 4..JCh'th same lemon rings and wedding 'rings ara tba standard teat," answered hla wife, who read all tha get-rich-quick artlclea In the trtararlnes. "You're Just talking," announced I ha Con firmed Commuter, good naturedly, "and erne-times you talk very well. But I'm aora practical. I gave young Brown aome aoiuvt ad rice Juat a hint or two, you under wand, but I think It will do him a lot of good. "What aboutr hla wife Inquired, with a rapier glance. "TrVJiy, marriage, of course," ha an swered, lightly. "Juat a little talk on tba choice and training of. wive." Hla wife amlled with a whole-hearted pleasantness that would have disarmed a devil. "Let we take your hat and pitch fork," might have been her saccharine aalutatlon; "alt down In this easy chair and I'll get a cushion for your cloven hoof." "V.Tiat do you mean by the training of wives?" aha asked aweetly. Tha Commuter had been sparring aa- Lament of the Dope Fakir v Sarins; has brought to New Tork John Salathel. who haa been a fakir for the last tenty-ftve years, worked It at all ends, and considers himself aomewhat of an -apthortty on the game. "'Ait the buMness ain't what It was : once, ne ss M turned to N f f stands on t something y once,' he said the other day, when he re- urned to New Tork with the other birds of Nowadays a fakir Is a roan who the curb and tries to aell you you think you want because It's neiw,; to you. H"a the man who dopes hothouse flowers and sella you an armful for. a nickel. He'a the man who bbstructs thjt.;ldewalk with mechanical toys and makra you pay aa much for them aa you would have to pay In tha stores. He seljs; nolsemakera on every holiday. He aid T like tha old men at tha game. "Twenty-five yeara ago I started In the fakir buslnens as a kid of IS. and the life I Vd gave me aa much experience aa Mark Twain's life aa a Mississippi pilot gave him? I've had a lot of fun out of It, but I ran t say I'm better off financially than It I'd taken up a trade or opened a store. I don't know, though, whether you'd eay I wa.an expert fakir or an expert adver tising man. Borne of tha ehapa I've rubbed slibuldera with are out of tha business. 4 summer, In Boston, I went to a vau deville theater. There was a team on the bill that filled me with Joy a couple of blackface minstrels who did a walk!n' back hqma' stunt. I know em both, and to see 'em -sent ma back, back to other day a. It all of twenty yeara ago, that a doctor came to ma, , v vl've got a cure-all I want- to put on the market.1 aaya he. 'What'; r n' hoVll 1 (aa 11 t .. . " 'Money back of Itr I"aka. -- 'Plenty. says ha i 'Leave It to me,' I tells him. and I gets tsuay. Do I put It on the, curbs? I do not I dig up a couple of fellow who are doln' a Mark face atunt. an' tella 'em I wants to hlt-e 'em. Work two hours every dventn an loaf around all day. Then I digs up an Indian family I've met of tha Kolipec tribe, or somethin' Ilk that 'You for the road.' says I. 'Corn dance, war dance, waoop-la, painted faces an' feather.' There's four of 'em father, mother afid tw, sons, with tha squaw and big chjef so id Ihe faces ara all chopped up. So I starts my troupe. "Wt carry a tent. Wt hlra a big vacant lot Our Indians peddle bills: 'Big Concert! Free! rree!' Chow starts at i. but tha lot' la crowded at I always. Towns of all allies get our aggregation. No favorites Psnxsalawney or Philadelphia, Suocaaunny Syracuse, Utica or Ithaca. Curtain draws back. My two actors tell stories. daea. I cornea out with a Una of talk. Tell the merits of the dope. Indiana com ear. Corn dance. 'Ladies an' tenia- while w have a song or banjo solo. Chief Jhlng amnoD, squaw and sons will pas the vuiiK-e arouua. r my a in row. uake a great spiel; short though. Blackface again; this time In an act of 'Walkln' back hckjr.e.' Bell to fin business. Doctor's got a town makin' the dope now. Wears 01 moada Wa went through tha asu state. n that atunt Aa my two minstrels ara on the stag now doln' tb sauna turn. 1855?, YE5' lemons as Weil as bavanas. are x PICKED GREEN." . . xlously for , chance to repeat hla advice on the subject given to the matrimonially inclined young Brown, ; ' . "I don't mind telling' you." ha aald. "I told him that 'marriage' and prlca fights were alike In this respect that In both tha one fatal mistake la to underestimate tha strength of one's adversary. I told hlra that lumps of sugar, otherwise compliments, are ' invaluable In the training of wives, and that one must always go around -with a pocketful of them readji'.-to reward good behavior at a moment' rhitire." . -. "Did you tell hlrft 'how- tils" wife should answer to 'Heel!' and Ulh' on'?" .asked the Helpful Heusewlfa .quietly.-,. "And .that after a while ahe Woold-learn to-carry tha whip In her mouth?" "No," aald the Confirmed Commuter ex- ( plosively, "I didn't I gave him a', good. plain talk that I think will benefit -him." "Oh, I see!" exclaimed "hla wife. "'Ton told him everything. And etui."' she added qulsslcally, "I wonder If he will remember that the most Important trying "of ' all In training a wife la not to overtrain her. Do you know, somtlmes I begin, to feel a little bit stale." (Copyright. UUby the N. T. Herald C.) "John Salathel "Jumping Jack" ha used to be called enjoy the sound of. his own vole. He was not avers to talking of th past, but said he could not talk of the future. "Dop was great stuff to draw the crowds," he went on. "Now. the plctur of a man' fac an' forefinger la uaad to sell the bottles, but when I started out I got a Job once ellln' atuff to cure a tooth ache. Had a knife sharpener an' a package of pill for Indigestion. . Used to have a wagon with a sign on It I was Dr. Salathel in them day. At night I'd light my kero sene lamp out on-the public square an' get tha crowd. Did a vehtriloqulst atunt Had a dummy I told stories with to, at an from. I'd txt1tn artorv; WJ , "Tou know jf Un,!onea',tK lccVfrotn,rth dummy. '."'.'' "Yea, old Jim Jones.' Td anawer. "'He' got .a, leg In the gTav,' dummy 'ud aay... .. "' ' 'i didn't know he was sick,' I'd com back. 'II ain't Had a leg cut off by a train, an' It Is burled.' tha wooden boy would tell me." New Tork Press. . Forest Monaxchs J Ysws flourish for 2000 years. Blma, It Is recorded, have lived W) yeara Cypreeaea hare attained the ag of 1.M0 Chestnut of 'tha aweet variety found la southern Europe have grown for 5,(00 yeara. Olive tree on the Mount of Olive at Jerusalem existed for more than too yeara, .Oiant redwood of California will nor. many thrive for LOCO ar. Spectraen thst have been cut down had subsisted for nearly twenty-two cecturte. I African baobab (also e ailed monkey bread, sour, gourd and lalo plant) were computed by Adanson. noted traveler, to have endured for ,! years. Natives us th hollowed out trunk of the enormous tree aa places of deposit for executed. eriinlnals!.whOin th law denies th right or ouruu. Current Credulites Pass- ma salt pass ma sorrow. Company on Sunday means company all week. Three chairs In caller. w la a sign of a Opala are unlucky unlesa set with dia monds, . ' Wash and wipe together, live In peace rorevar. What Can a Poor Girl Do? 19H ?,SUI?e! 1967? tlAYK! ) WHEN A..MANJT MARKED : r rim& imnti tare,, u iurrw--- r. ka'. : n a - : u : 1 t '1 Jf rt t ! 7 iwrA . . j-..j ijiss'"-l. I I f a. frnj wpir f' TCpmadwCI I 1 - "w t aaa v jr-w- srnv - fwx atw e -vw .n i 1 c m ma ; m 1 ;w 1 ' . . ' " 1 " "; ' . , . Ai Innovation aa novel as the famous 'peleon aquad" of-Dr. Harvey ,wi Wiley has been brought fnto uaa by Dr. G. 'F JBiOrworthJr of the'ataUon f axfeHitlnts lmne uepartment Of Agriculture wnet in hla eontrlhution to the year book; of , the department tells of remarkable food tests made by means of a "respiration calori meter." Tha device I Intended for the practical test of different foods as fuel to tha body. One man has been subjected to thirty different tests, and Dr. TLangsworthy haa thereby been able to determl Just how much work a man can do after eat ing a particular kind of food. The man who baa been subjected to the experiments his nam will not be dis closed by the officials conducting tha tests Is aald to be aa nearly aa perfect speci men aa could be found In the Department of Agriculture. He has suffered no li: effects from his participation In the tens of the respiration calorimeter, and it Is Loretta's Looking "Hs I Jealous of bis own baby! Think of it! Tb Bend!" Do you realise that It Is- your husband who la being called that namT Ton ought to jump up and fight! With all those amply able weapon nature gave you. you should aay and look your resentment of the accusation. But ou do not You Invert th ens of th word and annex tha Implied compli ment that you are a devoted mother. But you ar wrong. You are a baby maniac. With a lack of sense, an utter failure to appreciate that you owed your husband a duty before you had a baby, and that your duty la neither lessened nor 2023? PCRHAfS! Some Notable Food Tests expected, will continue! his duties next year. ,.. ; . , H ii & , ' ' ' The respiration oalorfrdetrr Is an instru ment which record tbl lome and outgo of energy. During aq ixtsrtment tba aub-' Ject apenda his time a . metal Wallco chamber Vri feet high,' feet long, and 4 feet wide. Tba pao between the double wall I airtight. That th air of th chamber may be continually changed It I drawn out through a pipe at one and of th respiration chamber and returned through a pip at the other end by means of an electrically driven blower. After leaving the chamber the air is chemically purified so that th subject la constantly allowed a full supply of fresh air. Chief among the different pieces of ap paratus used in testing the energy 1 one known as th ablcycl ergometer," an ar rangement whose use calls Into play the powerful muscles of. the leg. Seated on thl machine the subject gives Glass-Held Up to Woman changed, now that you ar a mother, you recast your whole life according to a baby schedule. You wear yourself out with a hundred unnecessary acta of what you call devotion to the child; and then you ar pouty and abused when he resents having a human trasxla, a kind of tag end excuse for a wife. If he protests that you need not wear yourself out with th baby, you fall back on that Irritating Idiotic statement; and you half snivel as you make It vfth the a fulness of being bound to a sniveler! that a man does not know anything about a baby. He has a rather sane notion that a baby la not a little beast that haa to be spoiled by overatteation. He haa a pretty ac curate idea of th principle that humanity is not incumbered with on duty that takes all of Us time so that all other go un done. lie watches hla horn turned Into aa in stitution for the baby. He sees the baby become th bugbear of the household. He watches his wife's latest fad. And he recognize that she not only follow It, with th desperate enthusiasm which women ar prone to expend upon their last Interest but she has the excuse of serving the future, th blanket of "devoted moth erhood.", to give countenance to ber clf lnduUrenc. " It is self-indulgence. Then baby maniacs are simply rioting In doing what they like best to do. It's the maternal snirlt running rrasy. You lov It! You delight t think that "not on moment cf your time, not one Instant of your thought went to any. thing but your baby." You read and theorise, you stew and fret you make your husband yield to bis child you seem to forget that h haa a right In It and thst you acquired your through him you go baby mad. And tha baby suffer! He gels ad In growing temper because you Indulge It. He acquire a domineering habit that Is made out of tha multiplied instances ef your Indulgence II become a hyper sensitive, nervous llttl bother! And you To HAKt WT Aftt I j exhltlitons . of th amount of muscular wor)tTie'ui do. This la scientifically roeasutedbirj those n charge of th work 4u watch the records on th outald t the- ehaflSber. Among th absolute facts established by the "experiment Is one which ba de stroyed jl time-worn fallacy anent tba la digestibility of cheese. The subject on one occasion was given a atated quantity f meat s ths principal article of diet, sad milk and cracker were used aa euppte mentary dishes. On another occasion the meat was substituted by Its equivalent ta cheese. After a test of the ergometer, and other forma of experiment It waa found that tha cheese produced 84 calortea of heat In an hour while meat produced 82. Dr. Langsworthy point out that thl showed cheese to be as digestible aa meat If eaten In ordinary quantities. Washing ton Post Who is Baby-Mad make him that! . ' 1 Why can you not learn from th woman who have been instead of shedding th wisdom of th agea and purposely acquir ing th modern Idea with none of the background of experience to giv them proportion and value? Th Indian woman puts her baby In th sun. She dab a Wt of tar on each llttl flrefinger and ah give him a tiny feather. And that ends It He amuse himself. Olva your chance. Let your husband e that ha ha not been a partner In th creation ef a human nuisance. And atop glorifying In your wasted, wistful wornout look of mar tyrdom? Wake up and b a woman flrat then a wife, and if tha combination does not make you a good mot her there la some thing Inherently wrong with you. 4 ; : "1 a ) -it NOW MARY. FOLLOW this, fcfrr tT CAREFULLY AMD YOUWIM. saO THE, DECS 3UNIOR This is (he Day r ZZb-i WEDNESDAY, Kom and Addre. Clifford Anderson, 1401 South Sixteenth lambell F. Austin. 11 North Twenty-fifth Henry Bastlan, 1708 Farnara 8t Joaaphln M. Brnner, J11J Ohio St Allcw B. Barhe. tSIS Franklin St John T. Clark; 2llt Woolworth Are.... Car mall a Desanto, 11S7 Plerra St Roe! Epstein, 1110 Epstein St CharlM William Ehlers, 1014 Miami St Ethel Fisher, 1116 North Twentieth Bt Sam Fogelma'n, 1145 North Twentieth James Gepson, SS18 Grand Ave Ethel Hammond, 2634 Franklin St. Bertha Him, 1(08 Marcy t Teddy HaWs,181J Miami St. .. . Era H- Jones, 4340 North Thirty-seventh Charlie Jordan. 3220 Leavenworth St. Mason 4 . . . . .1104 Peter Krumwld, Eighteenth St. and Hlmebaugh Are. Sherman ,.',"....,.1101 Louis Long-paul, 121 South Thirteenth Mildred Long, 2101 Vinton St Mlra Lehman', 2508 Sherman Ave George Lee, 2410 South Fifth St..... Dorothy M. Morton, 663 South Twenty Anton Ort, 120 South Third Bt William A. O'Connor, 2421 North Twenty Wick Payne, Sixty-third and Dodge Sts William. JT-oksel. 1337 South Fifteenth Charles Phillips, 3312 Franklin St Bessie Rauef, 135 Poppleton Ave Mary M. Ryan, 4718 Marcy St Thomas M. Rich, 3817 North Twenty-second St Lake ...........1202 John Swarts. 537 Park Are. Martha Schropp. 244 South Seventeenth Marlon To wle, 1603 Pacific St..... Joe Vopalka, 1334 Sooth Fifth St Frank E. Volenec, 1418 South Fifteenth Alan Wolcott, 4(28 Dodge Bt Blow the Horn Aliment of th heart and lungs have been frequently attributed by pathologists and others to the blowing of wind Instru ment. It haa wren been asserted without any;, definite foundation la fact that th cornet trombone or oboe player is "blow ing hla lungs away" and will die before hi Um. Dr. Forchetmr In bin "Prophylaxis and Treatment of Internal Dweaaa" shows th fallacy ef this belief. H states emphati cally that "Just aa many players of atringad Instruments have emphysema as players of wind Instruments," and after a long experience of musicians he . has com to th conclusion that "neither emphyeema nor Its predisposition la a result of their occupation." - ' ... To determine statistically th affects on longevity; . of playing upon wind Instru ments. Pr, James P. Rogers recently con sulted,. Grove's "Dictionary ef Musio and Musicians" and Champlln' "Cyclopedia, of Musio and Musicians." and calculated th average agre of 100 performer upon wind Instruments and of a like number upon stringed Instruments. Ths average length of life of play sis upon wind Instruments was Cti years and of players upon stringed Instrument 3 yeara. Of the former M per cent reached age above K year. For th different wind Instrument th average agee ware aa folows: Flut. C1J years; oboe, a years; bassoon, (8 years; Cure for Auto Speeding Under tb title, "The Tyranny ef Speed." E. H. Hodgktnson haa brought out a book In England, dealing th auto speed eras In that country,' which contains sugges tions of value In dealing with the speed mania la this country. - It la nonsense, he says, to fix a legal maximum of twenty mile an hour, and then allow th use on them of vehicles geared to fifty, sixty, even ttO mile an hour. It I not In human natur to obey the law when a mere touch will yield an acceleration aa exciting aa It I illegal. Even those who mean well are forced Into oompetltlon by th reckless spaed of oth er; II is not pleasant to be virtually standing stm all day la a cloud ef dust, running a bar twenty knot whll others ar roaring past at double or triple th f ' Small M&n, SO Cents A . recoot Berlin dispatch says that the unmarried 'young ' led tee of Oct-many- have '' gained a great victory In the "law' 'courts. They have, es tablished the -principle that on cral betrothal Is legal and binding, and that Vut unfaithful swain who break It can be Murl for damages. . This decision was given by tba district court of Cells. Hitherto th German court Did She? She Did! tUJCSi TH.V RECEIPT ' a ': COVER, WEI,UJVITH PASTRY ' I BIPTMHAV ROOK' We Celebrate --Sfe . 1 - July 5, 1911. fcWhool. .. .. l'MJ St Cutellar .......HQt St Central ......... 1104 ' Farnara .',... ...,18l Howard Kanely..llM FTanklln .lli Fajk ............ .110 Maan k . . 101 . Lincoln ISM .Iaka . . ..I90 Lona; ....... lioi St Kellorq ......... .1101 t Monmouth . Park. ..Ill ............. Long . .'. llOt Long ......... .1101 Lske ...........1101 St. . HUh' ... . St. ...... .Comenios ISM Windsor ........ 1100 .Lothrop 1106 Train .......... ,.ll0 - eighth 8t, .. .Farnara. ,.1102 Train -. ......... .1105 - fourth Bt. .Lake .......... .1103 High . ... v ....... 1 1 8 1 St.. ..Comenlus .1103 .Frankltn :..i....ll01 .Train ,...1101 Beala 4 ..w .1101 Farnam .......1117 St.,. CasteUaf ........ 181 ..High ...........1816 ...Train ........... 1824 St. . . , . , i .Comenios .. . -v. ."1108 Saundcra .,,.. . .1103 - Live Longr bora. M l years; clarinet &l Tears; trum pet and cornet, ,! years. It Interesting; that the player on wind Instrument who exert the greatest lntra-pneumontc pres surenamely, performer on, the trumpet and cornet wer the . longest lived, whllei th player who exert th least pressure,.! th flutists, were the ehorteat-New Terhr World. ...... .. '- : . . ' BllaalMs Baolselntseed. Canon law enjoined" baeheJert to marry or become monks. ' In ant qutty cltissna, whqj remained bach- . elora all their Uvea were considered un patriotic -,V - ' Spartan law prohibited men" who contin ued their uam arrled state after middle age from holding civil 'and military offices. At certain ancient (east bachelor were exposed to pebUe oorh aaf wer led round th market places amid" ths derisive shouts of the. populace. ,.' , Augustus, .Roman emperor, compelled bachelors to pay extra and special taxes, and they, were made incapable of acquiring legacies and devises of real atat by will, exeept from their nearest kinsfolk. . Cretans of old adopted th oorybantlan dance, which was of the wildest character, the armed performers dashing their swords and shields together with extravagant fury, .The . average cost of a convict In prison Is 1111 per annum. ;."" , , .., ' f . :,". , t ,''.,. , ' , j speed. So the highways of England are virtually being turned into raoa courses, with many distressing accident. ' much damage to the highway ' and' adjacent property, and great discomfort and risk to the non-motoring public, all of whichx con ditions Mr. Hodgktnson demonstrates from ' the records of. recent years. It haa become so btkd, ' h says, that motorists expect pe destrian to get out of th-way. Instead of turning out " themselves, though' a foot passenger on his own sid of th road Las' as much right there a jreblcla. As an example of. the - absurdly . egoistic view which high-speed motoring encourages Mr. Hodgklnaoa cites th complaint of an Eng lish motoring Journal; ."Why - people will persist In walking In th middle ef the road at bight without carrying lights has often been a puxsl to taotorists." aav 'not recognised era! engagements un less they ar backed' op by th present tS) th girl ef aa engagement ring. ' Thl pres ent waa considered to. maka the ' engage ment formal. la this case thre was neither written , contract nor encasement ring. Deapit this, the court, aivee. the Jilted girl daxoag. . According to German law, damage for broken heart ar not given. Atl the of. f-Aded party can claim la money spent 04 Susees and furniture. A tew,, weeks ago a thrifty man on -Cologne ud tha lady who Jilted him for la Id. tb cost of varwosx tram tickets bought on-trips, to suburb) parka. He got a verdict and eoct. ,f Y READ. IreVO HQultt ;-wm -,-V"i-tk(,"'', . -