TlIK OMAHA DAILY IJEB
fOl'NPED LI EDWARD ROSEWATEH.
VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR.
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Btate of Nebraska. County of Douglas, as:
Dwlglit Williams, circulation manager of
The be Publlehlng company, being duly
worn, aaya that the average dally cir
culation, less spoiled, unuaued and returned
coplea, for the month of February, 1011. waa
,&0. UW1QHT WILLIAMS.
Circulation Manager,
ubecrlbed in my preaence and iwura to
before ma tbla let day of March,
(Seal.) KOBB,KT HL'NTtR,
Notary Public.
xtorarlly ahaald have The Baa
walled to them. A4rtn will be
eaaaad aa eftaat aa reaested.
Has she told you what the price of
the newjiat la to be?
"Divorce la to be made easier
Reno. How? Not cheaper?
in
Jack Johnson lost f 225 in a mail
car fire. What a burning shame."
Conipicnoaa by Their Absence.
The birthday banquet tendered to
Mr. Bryan was a significant gathering,
but, like the platform, which is as
binding for what it omits as for what
It contains, its significance lien as
much In those conspicuous for their
absence as those noticeable by their
presence. The absence from the bsn-
quet board of democracy of many
familiar faces that have year in and
year out worshiped at the shrine of
the distinguished Nebraskan, indicates
that there is something doing behind
the breastworks, and that the prelim
inary skirmish at Grand Island last
summer has serried the ranks and
broken the column, although it has
by no means deprived Mr. Bryan of
followers. In bis official capacity as
sentinel, Edgar Howard, who is a thick
and thin member of the Bryan guard,
last week cried out from the ram
parts:
Today Nebraska lit aa certainly lost to
Bryan, and all for which he stands, as the
first battle of Bull Run was lost to the
unorganised union army. But organization
can win Nebraska for Bryan as certainly
as organization retrieved union losses on
that historic field of war.
The birthday banquet looks like the
first roll call for volunteers In the
fray, but in all probability those who
were missing will not enlist on the
Bryan side.
Let the merry war go on.. .
representatives. Me did not give me my
place and he isn't take it away from ma.
Now, It will be interesting to see
how much the democrats consult who
ever may occupy the position of minor-,
ity leader when they go to make ap
pointments or map out a program of
house business.
Around New York
Blppl.s ea the Current of Ufa
aa Sean la the Oreat American
Metropolis from Say Day
Burlesque Legislation.
An epidemic of burlesque legisla
tion seems to have again broken out
in state legislatures this winter. Over
In Illinois one-of its legislators has
Poor Nellie Bly, how they make her
money fly, and her aobs at the decetttul
nesa of man threaten to break her heart.
Nellie has Been much of the world and
mankind along tha main road to make
her suspicious of the whole ungrateful
bunch. But It appears that education and
experience did not impress Nellie. She waa
a hustling society reporter In her teens,
introduced a so-called stork bill,
which he calls a measure to pfevent I trotted around the globe In less time than
raro aulclrio. Like nthera of thn sort Jules Vern.'s eighty days, then sobered
It seeks to tax bachelors and endow
down and married a man with oodles of
money. tr tn that time tha last waa -
motherhood with premiums ranging teemed ,afe an(j achievement of
from $100 to $300. If men vested her career. She was living happily with
with the grave responsibility of mak- rr "oii mn" when unexpected call
ing law. desire to have a little fun f'om ")e m'n w,th 'h"C5'T '"oJT.h.!
the widow class. Oh, how lonesome she
with the bachelors that, while it is became! Wealth seemed usclrss as solace
not exactly becoming the dignity of for grief. Widow Nellie concluded some
their position, is yet subject to par- th,n ""d to b ,one t0 banish the gloom.
ueing in a moou ior uenperaie uwiium
NEBRASKA TRESS COMMENT.
don, but they should not Invade the
sacred circle of the home with their
ribaldry.
she seized one through a matrimonial cor
respondence school, and was about to an
nex a Minneapolis man when the ungallant
In the first place, Buch a law would cu""- eeln wr,at w" up
jumpea ine I races ana iiea, lemvina
several fat bills as souvenir of tbelr long
distance courtship. Her present troubles
not logically accomplish the purpose
set for it. Taking the argument of
Call It a. northern- or southern
spring, as you like, It Is springy, all
right v
With the war at Its height, where
would this country be but for the Boy
scouts?
And in the meantime, "Has anyone
here seen Bailey ."; Voice at the dol
lar dinner.
Anothen mystery puzzle: .Where
was Willis E. Reed when the lights
were turned up? '
Our army would have swum the
Rio Qrande long ago had General
Puneton teen Jthere.
As the Chicago News observes, Lor
Imer may be unfit, but it cannot be
aid that be is unfougbt.
That prjnjBitipie u. sunshine waa
enough to melt the heart of the most
obdurate base ball hold-out.
If our Nebraska law-makers want
to perpetrate a real joke they will fix
on April 1 for final adjournment.
Wonder if Associate Editor Metcalfe
had his birthday banquet speech blue
penciled by Editor-in-Chief llryan.
Trying to Break Deadlocks.
Powerful pressure is being brought
to bear from the outside to force New
York and Colorado democrats to break
their senatorial deadlocks and elect
senators before the extra session of
congress convenes. The democratic
party leaders see where they can use
the votes of those two senators to
good advantage. It seems now that
Senator-elect Martlne of New Jersey
may be detained by physical disability.
The party's strongest influence, there
fore. Is being wielded to compel action
by the legislatures in New York and
Colorado.
Although the convening of congress
is now less than two weeks off, so far
as the elements of disagreement in the
two states are concerned, they are ap
parently no nearer harmony now than
they were at the outset and probably
would go on indefinitely as they have
been unless outside powers intervened.
"Boss" Murphy in New York, to be
sure, professes to have assented to the
plan of Sheehan's withdrawing from
the race, but could not get the consent
of Mr. Sheehan and "up-state demo
crats." He pretends, therefore, to
have thrown the matter entirely upon
Mr. Sheehan for decision, which, of
course, will not be taken seriously by
people acquainted with the Tammany
method'of doing business.
And it probably is just as true that
in Colorado, whenever the big inter
ests agreed to support some other
man than Mayor "Bob" Speer of Den
ver, Mr. Speer's candidacy would col
lapse and an election of a senator en
sue. In a sense the national democ
racy is on trial as to the extent of Its
power or Influence. It is knowledge
of this act that is arousing the na
tional leaders even though their inter
ference is a plain violatton of their
professions favoring states rights.
the advocates, themselves, that race have to do with tha purse. Tha American
snlrlrtft ia nracMrpd chieflv amnnc tha Steel Barrel company of New York,
,, . . , . . . ... I business Inherited from her husband, has
weu-iu-uo aim luai ...Ke .auiu.ea are bMn plueM by two booWk..p,rs through
most common among the poorer forged checks and other means out of
classes, what nractlcal effect could the about 160,000. That la tha limit. Nellie
matter of $100 or $300 have on c4 th Penmen to be clapped In jail.
linn nn atrAOftv hieeaatft with omnll
. . Four million dollars annually la a con
nnanciai means; yju me outer nana, 8ervltlve estimate of the cost that Is
would It not, if 1t had' any effect to 1 entailed upon the city for supplies to
stimulate the birth rate, tend to In- I tak care of the Injured and sick In the
crease the burden of the poor and tlve b"-"h whlch comprise Greater
4 , it New York. Tha hospital system In New
thus, instead of helping- to solve the Tork ,g TtgM M tn, mo8t- compr..
problem, only complicate it the more? hensive In the country. There Is not a
If the authors of this sort of freak city on the American continent, in the
legislation aimed at being funny, they P'nion of the Broklyn Eagle, which
. j j i m can eiaim as many nospiiajs as new iors
m Aae PinVA sail I a in am s i aa ait ea n a I
"" cuv . "- and statistics will show that there Is no
pending on the Idea people have of municipality whera there are so many
what constitutes humor. But Still people Injured during the course of the
there ought to be limits beyond which yr- And- furthermore. New York
. ,..,,,. .v.,,,, possesses tha distinction of being the most
even members or legislatures should . ,. r
char table city In the world toward Its
not or couia not go. noor sick
The chain of hospitals which are under
A Hitrh Tribute. tne control of the city require the vaat
In naming the newest and roost expenditure annually of 2,081.230 for
I atiift11akaM alnna T f mrta araasi ma4n(ananra
modern public school building In k other lnoldenta, ex ' Ie8 .re ,n.
Omaha the "Edward Rosewater eluded tha total anDroDrlatlon of all city
School" the Board of Education has I hospitals would approximate over $5,000,
nald a hiah tribute to tha founder of Add to thl" ih annual approprla-
er or me community in any way tlon8 tne aggregate amount set aside by
familiar with the work of Edward the city would easily amount to $10,000,000
Rosewater will agree that this is a year.
Stanton Kegltr (dam.): A majority of
the legislature seem to be tied hand and foot
to the liquor Interests as a draft of their
purposed re-appointment, but the boone
representatives will not have It that way.
If a political gerrymander Is accomplished
It will be a sad blow to democratic hones
In Nebraska. The people want a square
deal.
Weslem laborer: It seems to us If the
legislature were to pass a simple enabling
act granting to all cities and towns In Ne
braska the right to adopt the commission
form of government It would be more sat
isfactory. Then each city or town could
whip out the kind of plan It desired to
adopt for Itself and have all the time It
wanted for discussion. It Is too big a
question to be settled by the rush act.
Hastings Republican: If the Plarek bill
Is Intended, as claimed by The Omaha Bee,
"an evident attempt to gerrymander the
democratic voters into the dominant posi
tion," is should be defeated. The only
excuse. If any, for a redisricting of the
state should be purely along equitable and
fair lines. If It cannot be accomplished witM
this end in view, the measure should be
killed. These are times for legislators to
tote fair.
Grand Island Independent: Mr. Bryan
has a new panacea. Ha would have a law
passed requiring every newspaper to pub
lish the names of Its holders aa also the
holders of every mortgage on such prop
erty. But wherefore this class legislation,
Colonel? Why not apply the principle to
every other corporation or at least to all
public utility corporations? As to the
newspaper, let the editor take tha cussing.
For what other purpose Is he? Isn't that
the way In which he earns his munificent
salary?
O'Neill Independent: Lincoln Is having a
taste of what the democrats got last year
In the open primary. This time the demo
crats are using it to nominate a man re
publicans do not want. The open primary,
while good in theory has proved vicious In
practice and will be jtsed in this way as
long as It remains upon our statutes. The
democrats were made sore last year by
having a man forced upon their ticket that
they did not want and here Is the time ta
get back at them In a way that will cause
them trouble.
Falls City Journal: Otto Kotouc la a bet
ter performer this winter in the legislature
than at the previous session. Ha votes
gainst one of the wild-cat appropriations.
It Is time that somebody called a halt on
loading down tha state with unnecessary
schemes for spending money. In the past
tan years the population of Nebraska has
Increased 10 per cent, while the appro
priations for the state government have
Increased In tha same time almost 100 per
cent, and the end Is not In sight.
most fitting recognition of what he did
during his lifetime for the develop
ment of the public schools and the up
building of the city.
Aa the resolution adopted by the
board sets forth,-Mr. Rosewater, as a
Should Governor Woodrow Wilson
rid his state, of m'oBquitoes he will be
come the St. Patrick of New Jersey.
ven the grand opera promoters
seem to have the spirit of Horace
G.eeley's advice to the young men.
Proving conclusively that the cause
of the suffragettes is right. Miss Park
hurst has defeated a St. Louis lawyer
tn a public debate,
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Thus far hostilities have not
reached the stage where it has become
necessary for Senator Heyburn to un
furl the old flag.
"Come to think of it," says the czar,
under his breath, "I, have not the
price of a war handy, so will have to
defer licking China. V
Every one of us can contribute a
little In our own way toward the "city
beautiful" by making our own front
yards look attractive.
I , ,, .
A Wichita bank president admitted
bis greed for money made him buy
stolen postage stamps. Just stuck to
his fingers, as it were.
L'ntil the Art Loan exhibition
brought them out. Omaha did not re
alize before how many art lovers and
art treasures it possessed.
If they end that Mexican war now
It might be such a dlsuppolntment to
some of our soldiers of fortune that
they would start a real revolution.
Naming the Committees.
When the extra session of the Sixty
first congress convened two years ago
Though his patrlotlo feeling nearly cost
him his job, Dennis O'Bhea, one of the
chefs In the Columbia university com
mons, .where most of the students on
Mornlngslde Heights eat. flatly refused
to profane Friday last, by making orange
sherbet aa tha dessert for tha eventnir
member of the legislature of 1871,1 meal. He told Clarence R. Jones, the
found his principal achievement In manager, that he would prevent any of
securing the enactment of a law for tne otner chefi from doing so as long as
the
schools of Omaha into a metropolitan ia.y evening, and when he put down orange
school district. It is equally Interest- sherbet It did not occur to him that the
ing. although perhaps not so well d,Bl would hardly be appropriate tor
March 17. O'Khea. notloed the offending
dish at once. 7 He said nothing to Jones
known, that the opponents of 'this
measure attached a provision requiring at the moment, but went to worlt wlth
its ratification by popular vote before rebellion in his Tieart, and as he made the
it should be effective, and that The Bee different dishes he tried to think up
was founded for no other purpose
way out of the difficulty. He finally solved
thtf. nrnhlem hv maklnr jinhrrv h r Ki t
man to arouse puouu seuuujeui m us allhough he knew that the students had
favor. The vote of Confidence Which been eating raspberry sherbet every night
ratified this Dubllc school law is what for a week, and were beginning to get
j- n tired of It.
IllaUO 1 UO A JCI Hi a u c u , luaiiiuuuu,
Sixty Yczxra itto Standard
0
JnLl UU
Mil
CREAM
It makes home baking easy
and fllvcs nicer better and
cleaner food than the ready
made." There is no baking
powder or preparation like It
or equal to It for quickly and
perfectly making the delicate
hot biscuit, hot bread, muffin,
cake and pastry.
No Alum No Lime Phosphates
Alum in baking powder is dan
gerous and should be prohibited.
"Prof. Schweitzer, State Vniv,, Mo
JOSHING THE JINGOES.
Chicago Record-Herald: The United
States Is soon to be bounded on the north
by reciprocity and on the south by revo
lutions. ';
Wall Street Journal: Japan Is preparing
for war because she orders a supply of
coal. Sinister activity of the frankfurter
factories also directs attention to the Ger
man peril.
Philadelphia Record: If the world were
governed by the jingoes and the enthusi
asts of peace there Is reason to fear that
war would be perpetual. Happily they are
both greatly In the minority.
Brooklyn Eagle:' Our regulars down near
the Rio Grande are gravely discontented.
The militiamen who have always amused
them so much In the past are left out of
the program. All work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy, as elsewhere.
Pittsburg Dispatch: Germany's military
experts report the concentration of our
troops In Texas to be a failure. But we
need not be too much cast down over this
adverse judgment. It is the habit of the
German experts to regard every mobilisa
tion as a failure except their own.
SMUIUG LINES.
"Don't you think It must be dreadful
thing to live from hand to mouth'"
"I don't know. I live myself from hand
to foot."
"How's that?"
"My tradesman hands out the bills and
my husband foots them." Baltimore
American.
Mrs. Myles Did you ever see a man go
through things like that customs inspector
Mrs. Styles Oh, yes. I've seen my hus
band go through a bureau drawer looking
for a shirt! -Yonkers Statesman.
"The telephone' companies will In time
form one of our most oppressive monopo
lies," said the man who is always ap
prehensive. "I'e merolful!" rejoined the man who
looks bored. "We have trouble enouish.
Don't start a hello peril." Washington
Star.
"What's this word. Pa?" asked Willie
pointing it out tn his book.
" 'Phenomenon,' " replied pa.
'"" ". what 1 that?"
"That, mv son. is what you would be if
you never disturbed your father with ques
tions. catnuiic enauuaro. aim limes.
He Would you scream If I kissed you?
Hhe Yes, of course, I would.
(Silence.)
Bhe George
He Yes. What la it?
Khe F-father is def.
tTableau.) U. P. Hunch Bowl.
Friend When do you expect Mr. Rich
to. recover?
Doctor I -don't know; he's the onlv pa
tlent I have at the present time. Life.
I am KOing to start a trarden." an
nounced Mr. Hubbube. "A few months from
now I won't be kicking about your prices.'
'No, said the grocer, "you 11 be wonaer
and Immensely widened the field of
usefulness of its editor and founder.
Several of our public school build-
in ks have already been named in
few of the committees, the ways and
means and rules first, holding the
others in abeyance until the- regular
session. He named only what . com
mittees were essential to the imme
diate purposes of the new congress.
Now it seems that Champ Clark as
speaker and his democratic colleagues
will follow this precedent. That is
suggested in the Interview of Con
gressman Hammond of Minnesota, who
is a member of the ways and means
committee. He ventures the opinion
that only the rules, accounts and mile
age and possibly one other committee
will be selected. The ways and means
is already made up. While the rules
now deny the full appointing power to
the speaker, he and his coterie of inti
mates will undoubtedly hold this
power over any democratic brethren
inclined to be recalcitrant, at least
until the close of the extra session and
the beginning of the regular one. Nor
Is it even certain that the tentative
chairmanships given out will become
more than tentative at this extra ses
sion. The plum tree csn be used to
great effect by the democratic leaders
and they are not likely to overlook
that.
Two years ago when the republicans
were in control and Sneaker Cannon
1 made his appointments. Champ Clark,
1
Tha first Jones knew of the substltu
tlon was when he made a trip through
the dining room. The first thing he saw
waa a mournful student wearily eating
raspberry sherbet and studying the menu
n ... . LI- .BA ... I A LI
uouur ui w.o v.uvv.v.... JonM ma, d . kitchen, where
work, and in continuing this custom he sought out O'Bhea, and demanded why
had been disregarded.
17th of March and no orange
Jonea itviimI and thr&tfiju1 Kit In
"The people want to respect their Ve,n. p-shea was obduate, and when
Officials, says the SIOUX City Journal. Jones ordered a Greek waiter to freexe
8peaker Cannon, then exercising the frora time to time the board has an his orders 1
power of his position, named only a . opportunity to give real inspiration to "Tl th
People Talked About
It is pretty hard to do so here Jn
Omaha when our United States sena
tors Insist on filling two of the most
responsible federal positions with
notorious grafters, bank wreckers or
public thieves.
some orangs sherbet tha mjlltant Irish
man sat down on tha big freeser and
dared Jones and tha Greek to come on.
O'Bhea won out.
An extraordinary agreement between
tnan and wife is the subject of an action
which Charles Harrla Phelps has brought
v - nrvn hvi h Hnoin'l havtt tn ""''"" ...... .u.,i.,
... ' " ' " tUnnr Tivlmitnn Phalna In hlnh v..
have a certificate as a delegate to the ie!h, to eomp,, th, defendant to pay to
next democratic national convention, him one-half of her income from th. es-
a. oHitnr r.f a ereat weeklv newsDaoer tate of her father, John Augustus Pell
... . x nrcoo era11rv I lp fii in-uui iiviu hub Villf ia
ne can s a wvc. vu e,-..., moTt th,n mm fc ye4r Bede, the e.
on his own account, and the reporters tate that Is Involved in the present litiga
usually have the best seats, anyway. tlon, Mrs. Phelps received from her mother
I an estate wnoee vaiue is estimatea si
,,, . iiu rKanrnnlup ' cava I more man ii.ww.ww. one aieo nuiui pvvcra.
valuable parcels of real estate.
Mr. Bryan;-"! ao not ciaim tnai iuy Mr an(1 Mr, Ph.,pB w.re married In
crowing has brought tne morning 1878. In latrx they separated, but became
light." But Mr. Bryan does not deny reconciled In l&is. when the agreement was
that be has done a good deal of crow
ing and crow eating.
as the minority leader, loudly pro-
It is Understood that Vadet Taylor has;te8td hat h and" his friends had
been endravorlnx to help I'oi'mastor i been ignored in the make-up of the
Thomas out of tha hole.-World-Herald. I house, wheress It was the custom for
Naturally. Ulrds of a feather al-J,n(. m,iOP. i.. , nn.lllt wh
the minority leader. At that time Mr.
ways fipd a way to get together.
It will be Just like Mayor "Jim"
and his city hall lieutenants to get the
charter , limits on the various mu
nicipal funds raised so that someone
slae can spend the money.
, ""-" "-
The Water board slogan, "Not next
month, or nei jsar. but now," plainly
os not apply to the building of that
a.w supply main for which we have
been waiting for five years.
Why should a deputy county attor
ay potting In a few hotirs a week
oat for prmctli draw lt.010 a year
at of lh public treasury? Our
coaatj' . atloray'a office right now
oasts tha taxpsvyvra tdc aa much aa
U dli Inn ou Mftx
made In London. Mr. Phelps had been a
well known lawyer In New York, with a
large professional Income, which, accord
ing to the document now In question, he
The Insurgents In the Ad club come had abandoned at the request of his wife
.1 ...4 k. fiiih that mlvht t ra v ! ahriuul
in for a roasting for not tamely suo- 7' ;,:;: h' i,.
ml U I UK 10 me win oi ine niajuriiy.
Evidently, it depends on who is in- Throwing money ou of windows Is not
surging whether insurgency is com- a common occurrence In New York, but It
..j.u, is sometimes pracuceo, as is proven oy
I l-i iA-a,ntAait1 B-akBl r Bl II
rnt, who threw mort than $1,000 Into the
. , 1 1 SJ f ..link
It DSS laaen iu. ce.rurau &..6..ou of Btme BtrMt rcently. Antonl0
clergyman. Dr. Aked, six weeks to re- zarretti, the owner, has asked polic aid
aim his New York church. But even to recover the money
... . l..n 4. n- n a wa m ant 1 I a. V, t
a QUICK A III f I iriiU'ti iiiuv umju.
be slow getting away from a $12,000
salary.
Clark uttered this remonstrance:
OrlRtnally the speaker tiad the power and
exercised It, to appoint all committees,
both the majority and minority members.
I'nder Speaker Reed, when Bailey of Texsa
was the minority leader, and under Speaker
Henderson. I think that the minority lead
ers were consulted a good deal regarding
the appointment of minority members.
When Cannon was elected speaker and WU.
llama minority leader, the speaker con
ferred on the minority leader the favor of
appointing minority members on commit
tees with one or two reavrtattona. Com
mittee assignments do not n.ake and Ain
maka men In th. house of representatives.
I had nothing whatever to do with the
appointments of the committee on ways
and mean, and tha committee on rules
and I would not have carvd a bauble If
h. had put m. cm th. tail end of th. com
mute, en ventilation and aioustlrs. Every
man iuUm his va pL s .In iba buuae of
Wktnt the Rio B..s Well.
Houston Post.
The "Rio Grande River" Is dry enough In
Karetll came to this country about ten
months ago with the Idea of entering som.
business, enable to find what he wanted
he took a position In the restaurant until
he could find what he was looking for
Not being acquainted and tearing to trust
his-money to banks, he decided to keep It
In his pocket, tied up in a paper package.
his domes ne
u i m.t ntirht whlu changing
Texas, oui u ru. o- . ,h. kitchen floor,
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the column of th. northern press.
Then, Witl
rlttsburg Dispatch.
The selection of John J. Fltsg.rald of
Tammany to be chairman oi me nuum
committee on appropriations despite trie
where It was found by the cook. She. not
knowing what tha package contained,
threw It out of a window.
raslac
"C.lor" lata News.
York Tribune.
proU oi Mr. Br an m.; be reTard'ed aa Dispatches from E, Paso. T.. dsHJ.
a great victory, but what If the democrat. O. O. Creighton. an American Midler of
rhfohout the country should hold th. fortune n.htin. with th. Mexica , ..,-
same view a. th. Nebraskan? .nts. "a Harvard ra4.t... As
Imigm nav. mm -r
pears In no known Harvard catalogue, but
that will not d.t.r the war oorreapondent
. n from the manufacturers along the border. "Harvard graduate" Is
of fireworks, beoau. th. "sane Fourth a plctureaqu. touch, and adds attractive
i,.w movement ha. brought thn to ness to th. aarratlv How many cow-
th. v.rg. of bankruptcy, but aa between punchera or western adventurers coming
bankrupt manufarturw. of tbla sort and to grief or achieving notoriety ar. adver
nialmed children, fires and general wreck, tlsed every year In the press dispatches
. Dusxled to make ohotoa. las "Harvard mea or iaae men:
The estate of Thomas F. Walsh, Colo
rado millionaire, must pay his doctor $1,000
a day for services under contract.
It Is Inspiring to hear of Henry Dorman,
the civil war veteran of 112 summers, who
attributes his long life to "never worrying"
Instead of tobacco and whisky. This ex
ceptional case gives the ad writers of the
longevity school a hard nut to crack.
Joseph Stelnglseer has had his name
changed to Joseph Sugar. Supreme Court
Justice Guy of New Tork, granted his plea
when he was Informed that every name
In Hungary has a meaning of Its own,
and that Sugar Is the right name for
Joseph's family.
M. Splrldonoff, a Moscow mining mag
nate, to celebrate his golden wedding In
vlted MO guests, who vera agreeably sur
prised to find their card of Invitation made
of pure beaten gold, with the lettering
artistically done In enamel. Each oard
weighed two-thirds of an ounce, and the
eight and a half pounds of gold used to
make them came from HpirtdonofTs own
mines In th. Ural mountains. The Invita
tions alone cost $A.09.
Dr. Mary Walker sees th. bappy day
coming when women and men will wear
high hats and trousers, with a fur cape
for chilly days. Why this learned woman
should see faahlon tending In the dlrec
tlon of th. pasalng coachman's garb It Is
hard to understand. Something more bird
like will fill the need of the future. The
high hat In the age of flying machines
would produce a race of bsldheaded eagles.
Why Pay Cash
to buy a DIAMOND a WATCH
or anything In the JEWKL.UY
line when you can come to me
- d Charge It?
The number of accounts that
1 have already opened Is sur
prising. It's the the easy way
to buy.
Call at the store, I will ex
plain my .Method. No trouble
to show goods. Our assortment
of WATCHKf and DIAMONDS
is larger than ever.
Mantielberg's Gift Shop
JBiEl KAKNAM KTKEKT.
ing how I can afford to sell vegetables so
cheap." Louisville Courier-Journal.
"He knows all the best people In town."
"Why doesn't he associate with them.
thenT"
They know him." Cleveland LeadSr.
"I think." said the stout man, "that I
will give up the, long walks and set an
automobile.
"Walking Is first rat. exercise."
"Yes. Hut work doesn't redue. me.
What 1 need is worry." Washington
Herald.
HuHband Did the cook you hired show
up'.'
Wife No. Wasn't It fortunate? An
other one rang our bell by mistake looking
for Mrs. Glllet next door, and I've kept her
Instead. Harper a liaxar.
A MODERN TRAGEDY.
A 1.1 n. 1 1 V. . . I A . 1 f I. .
A llHtlUfll P.l Willi 1 1 I ' J 1. ,aka
Her eyes war. fastened on a blur
Of gray upon the street;
It waa the postman's agile form
That did her pulses stir.
And her heart thumped madly la her breasd
At th. rate of sixty per.
The postman's ring. A letter?
Bhe clasps It to tier neatr.
But after she has closed the door
And heard his steps depart;
Fond foolish thing she kisses then
The stamp, the part that's tinder
Oh why will maidens do suoh gog-
Goned foolish things, I wonder.
Bhe mounts the stairway to her room
She shuts the door with car.,
Bhe takes a dainty penknife out
And opes th. missive there;
Ami lo, before her blinking eyes
There doth unfold this tale:
"You are Invited to firrew & CO.'s
To attend a curtain sale."
Omaha. 4 BATOLt NET TRfiI.EV.
It's No Trick to Play
And much easier to pay for a BOUDOIR PLAYER PIANO.
Price $375. Terms, $2.50 per week.
A. Hospe Co., 1513 Douglas St,
S ' ' '
Reach Out and
J9
I Get Your Share
s ,
JS The trade will come this year in greater volume
3 than ever before
Are you prepared to reap your share, Mr. Business
Man?
Many strangers will buy the things you sell during
the next few months.
S THEY WILL SPEND THEIK MONEY IN THE
1MA( "KS T( ) WI IICJl Tl I E Y 1 1 AVE TI IE H ATTEN-
C TION DRAWN MOST ATTRACTIVELY.
Here is where the electric sign has a clear cut,
certain profit-producing mission.
It takes two or three weeks to make and hang a
pign in front of your place of business.
Make sure of your sign in time by taking the
.S matter up with our Contract Department today.
S
s Omaha Electric Light
J & Power Co.
