TlIK OMAHA DAILY IJEB fOl'NPED LI EDWARD ROSEWATEH. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Enured a Omaha postoffle. as second -clars matter. ' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Sunday liee. on year ; 1 Katurday Bee on year 1 leliy He. (without Hunday), on. year. 4.0J lally Dm and Sunday, on. year Sw , DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Evening Tte (without Sunday), par mo..J6o Evening m (with Sunday) par month. .-o lally h (Including Sunday), par month. lallv Bee (without Sunday), per month. .too Address all complaints of Irregularities la delivery to City Circulation Department. orncEa. Omaha Trie Bee Building. Bouth Omaha 62 N! Twenty-fourth Bt Council Bluffs 1J Soott St. Lincoln 2 MUle Building. Chicago 164s Marquette Building. Kama City Reliance Building. New York M West Thirty-third Bt. WahlngUn-725 Fourteenth Bt. N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communl'atlons relating to newa and ed itorial matter should be addreeaed umaha Bea. Editorial Detriment. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bea Pabllahlng Company. Only 2-rent stamps received in payment of mall account, personal checks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION. 47,621 Btate of Nebraska. County of Douglas, as: Dwlglit Williams, circulation manager of The be Publlehlng company, being duly worn, aaya that the average dally cir culation, less spoiled, unuaued and returned coplea, for the month of February, 1011. waa ,&0. UW1QHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager, ubecrlbed in my preaence and iwura to before ma tbla let day of March, (Seal.) KOBB,KT HL'NTtR, Notary Public. xtorarlly ahaald have The Baa walled to them. A4rtn will be eaaaad aa eftaat aa reaested. Has she told you what the price of the newjiat la to be? "Divorce la to be made easier Reno. How? Not cheaper? in Jack Johnson lost f 225 in a mail car fire. What a burning shame." Conipicnoaa by Their Absence. The birthday banquet tendered to Mr. Bryan was a significant gathering, but, like the platform, which is as binding for what it omits as for what It contains, its significance lien as much In those conspicuous for their absence as those noticeable by their presence. The absence from the bsn- quet board of democracy of many familiar faces that have year in and year out worshiped at the shrine of the distinguished Nebraskan, indicates that there is something doing behind the breastworks, and that the prelim inary skirmish at Grand Island last summer has serried the ranks and broken the column, although it has by no means deprived Mr. Bryan of followers. In bis official capacity as sentinel, Edgar Howard, who is a thick and thin member of the Bryan guard, last week cried out from the ram parts: Today Nebraska lit aa certainly lost to Bryan, and all for which he stands, as the first battle of Bull Run was lost to the unorganised union army. But organization can win Nebraska for Bryan as certainly as organization retrieved union losses on that historic field of war. The birthday banquet looks like the first roll call for volunteers In the fray, but in all probability those who were missing will not enlist on the Bryan side. Let the merry war go on.. . representatives. Me did not give me my place and he isn't take it away from ma. Now, It will be interesting to see how much the democrats consult who ever may occupy the position of minor-, ity leader when they go to make ap pointments or map out a program of house business. Around New York Blppl.s ea the Current of Ufa aa Sean la the Oreat American Metropolis from Say Day Burlesque Legislation. An epidemic of burlesque legisla tion seems to have again broken out in state legislatures this winter. Over In Illinois one-of its legislators has Poor Nellie Bly, how they make her money fly, and her aobs at the decetttul nesa of man threaten to break her heart. Nellie has Been much of the world and mankind along tha main road to make her suspicious of the whole ungrateful bunch. But It appears that education and experience did not impress Nellie. She waa a hustling society reporter In her teens, introduced a so-called stork bill, which he calls a measure to pfevent I trotted around the globe In less time than raro aulclrio. Like nthera of thn sort Jules Vern.'s eighty days, then sobered It seeks to tax bachelors and endow down and married a man with oodles of money. tr tn that time tha last waa - motherhood with premiums ranging teemed ,afe an(j achievement of from $100 to $300. If men vested her career. She was living happily with with the grave responsibility of mak- rr "oii mn" when unexpected call ing law. desire to have a little fun f'om ")e m'n w,th 'h"C5'T '"oJT.h.! the widow class. Oh, how lonesome she with the bachelors that, while it is became! Wealth seemed usclrss as solace not exactly becoming the dignity of for grief. Widow Nellie concluded some their position, is yet subject to par- th,n ""d to b ,one t0 banish the gloom. ueing in a moou ior uenperaie uwiium NEBRASKA TRESS COMMENT. don, but they should not Invade the sacred circle of the home with their ribaldry. she seized one through a matrimonial cor respondence school, and was about to an nex a Minneapolis man when the ungallant In the first place, Buch a law would cu""- eeln wr,at w" up jumpea ine I races ana iiea, lemvina several fat bills as souvenir of tbelr long distance courtship. Her present troubles not logically accomplish the purpose set for it. Taking the argument of Call It a. northern- or southern spring, as you like, It Is springy, all right v With the war at Its height, where would this country be but for the Boy scouts? And in the meantime, "Has anyone here seen Bailey ."; Voice at the dol lar dinner. Anothen mystery puzzle: .Where was Willis E. Reed when the lights were turned up? ' Our army would have swum the Rio Qrande long ago had General Puneton teen Jthere. As the Chicago News observes, Lor Imer may be unfit, but it cannot be aid that be is unfougbt. That prjnjBitipie u. sunshine waa enough to melt the heart of the most obdurate base ball hold-out. If our Nebraska law-makers want to perpetrate a real joke they will fix on April 1 for final adjournment. Wonder if Associate Editor Metcalfe had his birthday banquet speech blue penciled by Editor-in-Chief llryan. Trying to Break Deadlocks. Powerful pressure is being brought to bear from the outside to force New York and Colorado democrats to break their senatorial deadlocks and elect senators before the extra session of congress convenes. The democratic party leaders see where they can use the votes of those two senators to good advantage. It seems now that Senator-elect Martlne of New Jersey may be detained by physical disability. The party's strongest influence, there fore. Is being wielded to compel action by the legislatures in New York and Colorado. Although the convening of congress is now less than two weeks off, so far as the elements of disagreement in the two states are concerned, they are ap parently no nearer harmony now than they were at the outset and probably would go on indefinitely as they have been unless outside powers intervened. "Boss" Murphy in New York, to be sure, professes to have assented to the plan of Sheehan's withdrawing from the race, but could not get the consent of Mr. Sheehan and "up-state demo crats." He pretends, therefore, to have thrown the matter entirely upon Mr. Sheehan for decision, which, of course, will not be taken seriously by people acquainted with the Tammany method'of doing business. And it probably is just as true that in Colorado, whenever the big inter ests agreed to support some other man than Mayor "Bob" Speer of Den ver, Mr. Speer's candidacy would col lapse and an election of a senator en sue. In a sense the national democ racy is on trial as to the extent of Its power or Influence. It is knowledge of this act that is arousing the na tional leaders even though their inter ference is a plain violatton of their professions favoring states rights. the advocates, themselves, that race have to do with tha purse. Tha American snlrlrtft ia nracMrpd chieflv amnnc tha Steel Barrel company of New York, ,, . . , . . . ... I business Inherited from her husband, has weu-iu-uo aim luai ...Ke .auiu.ea are bMn plueM by two booWk..p,rs through most common among the poorer forged checks and other means out of classes, what nractlcal effect could the about 160,000. That la tha limit. Nellie matter of $100 or $300 have on c4 th Penmen to be clapped In jail. linn nn atrAOftv hieeaatft with omnll . . Four million dollars annually la a con nnanciai means; yju me outer nana, 8ervltlve estimate of the cost that Is would It not, if 1t had' any effect to 1 entailed upon the city for supplies to stimulate the birth rate, tend to In- I tak care of the Injured and sick In the crease the burden of the poor and tlve b"-"h whlch comprise Greater 4 , it New York. Tha hospital system In New thus, instead of helping- to solve the Tork ,g TtgM M tn, mo8t- compr.. problem, only complicate it the more? hensive In the country. There Is not a If the authors of this sort of freak city on the American continent, in the legislation aimed at being funny, they P'nion of the Broklyn Eagle, which . j j i m can eiaim as many nospiiajs as new iors m Aae PinVA sail I a in am s i aa ait ea n a I "" cuv . "- and statistics will show that there Is no pending on the Idea people have of municipality whera there are so many what constitutes humor. But Still people Injured during the course of the there ought to be limits beyond which yr- And- furthermore. New York . ,..,,,. .v.,,,, possesses tha distinction of being the most even members or legislatures should . ,. r char table city In the world toward Its not or couia not go. noor sick The chain of hospitals which are under A Hitrh Tribute. tne control of the city require the vaat In naming the newest and roost expenditure annually of 2,081.230 for I atiift11akaM alnna T f mrta araasi ma4n(ananra modern public school building In k other lnoldenta, ex ' Ie8 .re ,n. Omaha the "Edward Rosewater eluded tha total anDroDrlatlon of all city School" the Board of Education has I hospitals would approximate over $5,000, nald a hiah tribute to tha founder of Add to thl" ih annual approprla- er or me community in any way tlon8 tne aggregate amount set aside by familiar with the work of Edward the city would easily amount to $10,000,000 Rosewater will agree that this is a year. Stanton Kegltr (dam.): A majority of the legislature seem to be tied hand and foot to the liquor Interests as a draft of their purposed re-appointment, but the boone representatives will not have It that way. If a political gerrymander Is accomplished It will be a sad blow to democratic hones In Nebraska. The people want a square deal. Weslem laborer: It seems to us If the legislature were to pass a simple enabling act granting to all cities and towns In Ne braska the right to adopt the commission form of government It would be more sat isfactory. Then each city or town could whip out the kind of plan It desired to adopt for Itself and have all the time It wanted for discussion. It Is too big a question to be settled by the rush act. Hastings Republican: If the Plarek bill Is Intended, as claimed by The Omaha Bee, "an evident attempt to gerrymander the democratic voters into the dominant posi tion," is should be defeated. The only excuse. If any, for a redisricting of the state should be purely along equitable and fair lines. If It cannot be accomplished witM this end in view, the measure should be killed. These are times for legislators to tote fair. Grand Island Independent: Mr. Bryan has a new panacea. Ha would have a law passed requiring every newspaper to pub lish the names of Its holders aa also the holders of every mortgage on such prop erty. But wherefore this class legislation, Colonel? Why not apply the principle to every other corporation or at least to all public utility corporations? As to the newspaper, let the editor take tha cussing. For what other purpose Is he? Isn't that the way In which he earns his munificent salary? O'Neill Independent: Lincoln Is having a taste of what the democrats got last year In the open primary. This time the demo crats are using it to nominate a man re publicans do not want. The open primary, while good in theory has proved vicious In practice and will be jtsed in this way as long as It remains upon our statutes. The democrats were made sore last year by having a man forced upon their ticket that they did not want and here Is the time ta get back at them In a way that will cause them trouble. Falls City Journal: Otto Kotouc la a bet ter performer this winter in the legislature than at the previous session. Ha votes gainst one of the wild-cat appropriations. It Is time that somebody called a halt on loading down tha state with unnecessary schemes for spending money. In the past tan years the population of Nebraska has Increased 10 per cent, while the appro priations for the state government have Increased In tha same time almost 100 per cent, and the end Is not In sight. most fitting recognition of what he did during his lifetime for the develop ment of the public schools and the up building of the city. Aa the resolution adopted by the board sets forth,-Mr. Rosewater, as a Should Governor Woodrow Wilson rid his state, of m'oBquitoes he will be come the St. Patrick of New Jersey. ven the grand opera promoters seem to have the spirit of Horace G.eeley's advice to the young men. Proving conclusively that the cause of the suffragettes is right. Miss Park hurst has defeated a St. Louis lawyer tn a public debate, aaaBBaasBaaaaaBBiaBaBBBBBBBSaaBBBSBasBBBaBBBBsaa Thus far hostilities have not reached the stage where it has become necessary for Senator Heyburn to un furl the old flag. "Come to think of it," says the czar, under his breath, "I, have not the price of a war handy, so will have to defer licking China. V Every one of us can contribute a little In our own way toward the "city beautiful" by making our own front yards look attractive. I , ,, . A Wichita bank president admitted bis greed for money made him buy stolen postage stamps. Just stuck to his fingers, as it were. L'ntil the Art Loan exhibition brought them out. Omaha did not re alize before how many art lovers and art treasures it possessed. If they end that Mexican war now It might be such a dlsuppolntment to some of our soldiers of fortune that they would start a real revolution. Naming the Committees. When the extra session of the Sixty first congress convened two years ago Though his patrlotlo feeling nearly cost him his job, Dennis O'Bhea, one of the chefs In the Columbia university com mons, .where most of the students on Mornlngslde Heights eat. flatly refused to profane Friday last, by making orange sherbet aa tha dessert for tha eventnir member of the legislature of 1871,1 meal. He told Clarence R. Jones, the found his principal achievement In manager, that he would prevent any of securing the enactment of a law for tne otner chefi from doing so as long as the schools of Omaha into a metropolitan ia.y evening, and when he put down orange school district. It is equally Interest- sherbet It did not occur to him that the ing. although perhaps not so well d,Bl would hardly be appropriate tor March 17. O'Khea. notloed the offending dish at once. 7 He said nothing to Jones known, that the opponents of 'this measure attached a provision requiring at the moment, but went to worlt wlth its ratification by popular vote before rebellion in his Tieart, and as he made the it should be effective, and that The Bee different dishes he tried to think up was founded for no other purpose way out of the difficulty. He finally solved thtf. nrnhlem hv maklnr jinhrrv h r Ki t man to arouse puouu seuuujeui m us allhough he knew that the students had favor. The vote of Confidence Which been eating raspberry sherbet every night ratified this Dubllc school law is what for a week, and were beginning to get j- n tired of It. IllaUO 1 UO A JCI Hi a u c u , luaiiiuuuu, Sixty Yczxra itto Standard 0 JnLl UU Mil CREAM It makes home baking easy and fllvcs nicer better and cleaner food than the ready made." There is no baking powder or preparation like It or equal to It for quickly and perfectly making the delicate hot biscuit, hot bread, muffin, cake and pastry. No Alum No Lime Phosphates Alum in baking powder is dan gerous and should be prohibited. "Prof. Schweitzer, State Vniv,, Mo JOSHING THE JINGOES. Chicago Record-Herald: The United States Is soon to be bounded on the north by reciprocity and on the south by revo lutions. '; Wall Street Journal: Japan Is preparing for war because she orders a supply of coal. Sinister activity of the frankfurter factories also directs attention to the Ger man peril. Philadelphia Record: If the world were governed by the jingoes and the enthusi asts of peace there Is reason to fear that war would be perpetual. Happily they are both greatly In the minority. Brooklyn Eagle:' Our regulars down near the Rio Grande are gravely discontented. The militiamen who have always amused them so much In the past are left out of the program. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, as elsewhere. Pittsburg Dispatch: Germany's military experts report the concentration of our troops In Texas to be a failure. But we need not be too much cast down over this adverse judgment. It is the habit of the German experts to regard every mobilisa tion as a failure except their own. SMUIUG LINES. "Don't you think It must be dreadful thing to live from hand to mouth'" "I don't know. I live myself from hand to foot." "How's that?" "My tradesman hands out the bills and my husband foots them." Baltimore American. Mrs. Myles Did you ever see a man go through things like that customs inspector Mrs. Styles Oh, yes. I've seen my hus band go through a bureau drawer looking for a shirt! -Yonkers Statesman. "The telephone' companies will In time form one of our most oppressive monopo lies," said the man who is always ap prehensive. "I'e merolful!" rejoined the man who looks bored. "We have trouble enouish. Don't start a hello peril." Washington Star. "What's this word. Pa?" asked Willie pointing it out tn his book. " 'Phenomenon,' " replied pa. '"" ". what 1 that?" "That, mv son. is what you would be if you never disturbed your father with ques tions. catnuiic enauuaro. aim limes. He Would you scream If I kissed you? Hhe Yes, of course, I would. (Silence.) Bhe George He Yes. What la it? Khe F-father is def. tTableau.) U. P. Hunch Bowl. Friend When do you expect Mr. Rich to. recover? Doctor I -don't know; he's the onlv pa tlent I have at the present time. Life. I am KOing to start a trarden." an nounced Mr. Hubbube. "A few months from now I won't be kicking about your prices.' 'No, said the grocer, "you 11 be wonaer and Immensely widened the field of usefulness of its editor and founder. Several of our public school build- in ks have already been named in few of the committees, the ways and means and rules first, holding the others in abeyance until the- regular session. He named only what . com mittees were essential to the imme diate purposes of the new congress. Now it seems that Champ Clark as speaker and his democratic colleagues will follow this precedent. That is suggested in the Interview of Con gressman Hammond of Minnesota, who is a member of the ways and means committee. He ventures the opinion that only the rules, accounts and mile age and possibly one other committee will be selected. The ways and means is already made up. While the rules now deny the full appointing power to the speaker, he and his coterie of inti mates will undoubtedly hold this power over any democratic brethren inclined to be recalcitrant, at least until the close of the extra session and the beginning of the regular one. Nor Is it even certain that the tentative chairmanships given out will become more than tentative at this extra ses sion. The plum tree csn be used to great effect by the democratic leaders and they are not likely to overlook that. Two years ago when the republicans were in control and Sneaker Cannon 1 made his appointments. Champ Clark, 1 Tha first Jones knew of the substltu tlon was when he made a trip through the dining room. The first thing he saw waa a mournful student wearily eating raspberry sherbet and studying the menu n ... . LI- .BA ... I A LI uouur ui w.o v.uvv.v.... JonM ma, d . kitchen, where work, and in continuing this custom he sought out O'Bhea, and demanded why had been disregarded. 17th of March and no orange Jonea itviimI and thr&tfiju1 Kit In "The people want to respect their Ve,n. p-shea was obduate, and when Officials, says the SIOUX City Journal. Jones ordered a Greek waiter to freexe 8peaker Cannon, then exercising the frora time to time the board has an his orders 1 power of his position, named only a . opportunity to give real inspiration to "Tl th People Talked About It is pretty hard to do so here Jn Omaha when our United States sena tors Insist on filling two of the most responsible federal positions with notorious grafters, bank wreckers or public thieves. some orangs sherbet tha mjlltant Irish man sat down on tha big freeser and dared Jones and tha Greek to come on. O'Bhea won out. An extraordinary agreement between tnan and wife is the subject of an action which Charles Harrla Phelps has brought v - nrvn hvi h Hnoin'l havtt tn ""''"" ...... .u.,i., ... ' " ' " tUnnr Tivlmitnn Phalna In hlnh v.. have a certificate as a delegate to the ie!h, to eomp,, th, defendant to pay to next democratic national convention, him one-half of her income from th. es- a. oHitnr r.f a ereat weeklv newsDaoer tate of her father, John Augustus Pell ... . x nrcoo era11rv I lp fii in-uui iiviu hub Villf ia ne can s a wvc. vu e,-..., moTt th,n mm fc ye4r Bede, the e. on his own account, and the reporters tate that Is Involved in the present litiga usually have the best seats, anyway. tlon, Mrs. Phelps received from her mother I an estate wnoee vaiue is estimatea si ,,, . iiu rKanrnnlup ' cava I more man ii.ww.ww. one aieo nuiui pvvcra. valuable parcels of real estate. Mr. Bryan;-"! ao not ciaim tnai iuy Mr an(1 Mr, Ph.,pB w.re married In crowing has brought tne morning 1878. In latrx they separated, but became light." But Mr. Bryan does not deny reconciled In l&is. when the agreement was that be has done a good deal of crow ing and crow eating. as the minority leader, loudly pro- It is Understood that Vadet Taylor has;te8td hat h and" his friends had been endravorlnx to help I'oi'mastor i been ignored in the make-up of the Thomas out of tha hole.-World-Herald. I house, wheress It was the custom for Naturally. Ulrds of a feather al-J,n(. m,iOP. i.. , nn.lllt wh the minority leader. At that time Mr. ways fipd a way to get together. It will be Just like Mayor "Jim" and his city hall lieutenants to get the charter , limits on the various mu nicipal funds raised so that someone slae can spend the money. , ""-" "- The Water board slogan, "Not next month, or nei jsar. but now," plainly os not apply to the building of that a.w supply main for which we have been waiting for five years. Why should a deputy county attor ay potting In a few hotirs a week oat for prmctli draw lt.010 a year at of lh public treasury? Our coaatj' . atloray'a office right now oasts tha taxpsvyvra tdc aa much aa U dli Inn ou Mftx made In London. Mr. Phelps had been a well known lawyer In New York, with a large professional Income, which, accord ing to the document now In question, he The Insurgents In the Ad club come had abandoned at the request of his wife .1 ...4 k. fiiih that mlvht t ra v ! ahriuul in for a roasting for not tamely suo- 7' ;,:;: h' i,. ml U I UK 10 me win oi ine niajuriiy. Evidently, it depends on who is in- Throwing money ou of windows Is not surging whether insurgency is com- a common occurrence In New York, but It ..j.u, is sometimes pracuceo, as is proven oy I l-i iA-a,ntAait1 B-akBl r Bl II rnt, who threw mort than $1,000 Into the . , 1 1 SJ f ..link It DSS laaen iu. ce.rurau &..6..ou of Btme BtrMt rcently. Antonl0 clergyman. Dr. Aked, six weeks to re- zarretti, the owner, has asked polic aid aim his New York church. But even to recover the money ... . l..n 4. n- n a wa m ant 1 I a. V, t a QUICK A III f I iriiU'ti iiiuv umju. be slow getting away from a $12,000 salary. Clark uttered this remonstrance: OrlRtnally the speaker tiad the power and exercised It, to appoint all committees, both the majority and minority members. I'nder Speaker Reed, when Bailey of Texsa was the minority leader, and under Speaker Henderson. I think that the minority lead ers were consulted a good deal regarding the appointment of minority members. When Cannon was elected speaker and WU. llama minority leader, the speaker con ferred on the minority leader the favor of appointing minority members on commit tees with one or two reavrtattona. Com mittee assignments do not n.ake and Ain maka men In th. house of representatives. I had nothing whatever to do with the appointments of the committee on ways and mean, and tha committee on rules and I would not have carvd a bauble If h. had put m. cm th. tail end of th. com mute, en ventilation and aioustlrs. Every man iuUm his va pL s .In iba buuae of Wktnt the Rio B..s Well. Houston Post. The "Rio Grande River" Is dry enough In Karetll came to this country about ten months ago with the Idea of entering som. business, enable to find what he wanted he took a position In the restaurant until he could find what he was looking for Not being acquainted and tearing to trust his-money to banks, he decided to keep It In his pocket, tied up in a paper package. his domes ne u i m.t ntirht whlu changing Texas, oui u ru. o- . ,h. kitchen floor, UIUVPCU aiiT- w j ---- the column of th. northern press. Then, Witl rlttsburg Dispatch. The selection of John J. Fltsg.rald of Tammany to be chairman oi me nuum committee on appropriations despite trie where It was found by the cook. She. not knowing what tha package contained, threw It out of a window. raslac "C.lor" lata News. York Tribune. proU oi Mr. Br an m.; be reTard'ed aa Dispatches from E, Paso. T.. dsHJ. a great victory, but what If the democrat. O. O. Creighton. an American Midler of rhfohout the country should hold th. fortune n.htin. with th. Mexica , ..,- same view a. th. Nebraskan? .nts. "a Harvard ra4.t... As Imigm nav. mm -r pears In no known Harvard catalogue, but that will not d.t.r the war oorreapondent . n from the manufacturers along the border. "Harvard graduate" Is of fireworks, beoau. th. "sane Fourth a plctureaqu. touch, and adds attractive i,.w movement ha. brought thn to ness to th. aarratlv How many cow- th. v.rg. of bankruptcy, but aa between punchera or western adventurers coming bankrupt manufarturw. of tbla sort and to grief or achieving notoriety ar. adver nialmed children, fires and general wreck, tlsed every year In the press dispatches . Dusxled to make ohotoa. las "Harvard mea or iaae men: The estate of Thomas F. Walsh, Colo rado millionaire, must pay his doctor $1,000 a day for services under contract. It Is Inspiring to hear of Henry Dorman, the civil war veteran of 112 summers, who attributes his long life to "never worrying" Instead of tobacco and whisky. This ex ceptional case gives the ad writers of the longevity school a hard nut to crack. Joseph Stelnglseer has had his name changed to Joseph Sugar. Supreme Court Justice Guy of New Tork, granted his plea when he was Informed that every name In Hungary has a meaning of Its own, and that Sugar Is the right name for Joseph's family. M. Splrldonoff, a Moscow mining mag nate, to celebrate his golden wedding In vlted MO guests, who vera agreeably sur prised to find their card of Invitation made of pure beaten gold, with the lettering artistically done In enamel. Each oard weighed two-thirds of an ounce, and the eight and a half pounds of gold used to make them came from HpirtdonofTs own mines In th. Ural mountains. The Invita tions alone cost $A.09. Dr. Mary Walker sees th. bappy day coming when women and men will wear high hats and trousers, with a fur cape for chilly days. Why this learned woman should see faahlon tending In the dlrec tlon of th. pasalng coachman's garb It Is hard to understand. Something more bird like will fill the need of the future. The high hat In the age of flying machines would produce a race of bsldheaded eagles. Why Pay Cash to buy a DIAMOND a WATCH or anything In the JEWKL.UY line when you can come to me - d Charge It? The number of accounts that 1 have already opened Is sur prising. It's the the easy way to buy. Call at the store, I will ex plain my .Method. No trouble to show goods. Our assortment of WATCHKf and DIAMONDS is larger than ever. Mantielberg's Gift Shop JBiEl KAKNAM KTKEKT. ing how I can afford to sell vegetables so cheap." Louisville Courier-Journal. "He knows all the best people In town." "Why doesn't he associate with them. thenT" They know him." Cleveland LeadSr. "I think." said the stout man, "that I will give up the, long walks and set an automobile. "Walking Is first rat. exercise." "Yes. Hut work doesn't redue. me. What 1 need is worry." Washington Herald. HuHband Did the cook you hired show up'.' Wife No. Wasn't It fortunate? An other one rang our bell by mistake looking for Mrs. Glllet next door, and I've kept her Instead. Harper a liaxar. A MODERN TRAGEDY. A 1.1 n. 1 1 V. . . I A . 1 f I. . A llHtlUfll P.l Willi 1 1 I ' J 1. ,aka Her eyes war. fastened on a blur Of gray upon the street; It waa the postman's agile form That did her pulses stir. And her heart thumped madly la her breasd At th. rate of sixty per. The postman's ring. A letter? Bhe clasps It to tier neatr. But after she has closed the door And heard his steps depart; Fond foolish thing she kisses then The stamp, the part that's tinder Oh why will maidens do suoh gog- Goned foolish things, I wonder. Bhe mounts the stairway to her room She shuts the door with car., Bhe takes a dainty penknife out And opes th. missive there; Ami lo, before her blinking eyes There doth unfold this tale: "You are Invited to firrew & CO.'s To attend a curtain sale." Omaha. 4 BATOLt NET TRfiI.EV. It's No Trick to Play And much easier to pay for a BOUDOIR PLAYER PIANO. Price $375. Terms, $2.50 per week. A. Hospe Co., 1513 Douglas St, S ' ' ' Reach Out and J9 I Get Your Share s , JS The trade will come this year in greater volume 3 than ever before Are you prepared to reap your share, Mr. Business Man? Many strangers will buy the things you sell during the next few months. S THEY WILL SPEND THEIK MONEY IN THE 1MA( "KS T( ) WI IICJl Tl I E Y 1 1 AVE TI IE H ATTEN- C TION DRAWN MOST ATTRACTIVELY. Here is where the electric sign has a clear cut, certain profit-producing mission. It takes two or three weeks to make and hang a pign in front of your place of business. Make sure of your sign in time by taking the .S matter up with our Contract Department today. S s Omaha Electric Light J & Power Co.