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THE BEE: The OmahaPa.lv Bee FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROFEW ATF.lt , I F.nterea at Omaha potffice aa second- rises maltar. . . TERMS or BUBflCRlPTlON. pally Fee (without Sunday), ona year..rj R Daily Be and Sunday, ona year DELIVERED BV CARRIER- Daily it (including" Uunday). per a Dally Bee (without Hundayi. per Kvenlng Dee (without Bunflsyj, r-r rv'nim dm (with Fuiuiay. pr Betnrday Bee. one year 1M Addrea all complaint or irT-u.r. In delivery to City Circulation Dpnmni. orriCES. Omaha The Bm Building. a..aa. w Tk( v-fMttwn nn rt. i Council Bluffs is 8oot Rtreet. r- mill . wirin lies a wrnvi 1 ' - -- I 7:r.?LV' ,f:J Vr'.idin.. New York Rooms lioi-noz io. . "1 Thirty-third Street. . . waahlnrton r Fourteenth Ftreet, in. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa ana eni- . tnH.i m.it.r .hnuld h. addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. I feaaatl V.r Awft ' At fVt ft 1 T H F. I payab'e to The hee Pubiiehina; Company, Only 1-cent atampa received in payment 01 i mall account. Personal cheeke. except on Omaha er eastern exchartaea. not accepted, STATEMENT OF CIRCVDATION. Rt.t. v.hrsaka. Doneiu county, aa : Oeorae B. TaarJiuek,-treasurer of The Bee PuMlahlnc Company, oeins ""'jr 1 a worn, aaya that the actual numher ot run ln, Evanln and Bunday Bee printed dur- Iowa: ...- 1 41,870 IT...... X,90 41.3S0 It 41,880 S 41,080 It 41,60 4 41,850 80 40,000 t 41.BM tl 41,780 89,100 tt 41,870 T 41,480 S3 41,880 a 41,840 84 41,780 8 41,830 88 44,840 10 41,880 88 41,830 11 , 41,830 8T 40,030 18 48,040 - 88 41,780 18 40,300 89 41,790 14 43,370 SO 41,870 18 41,840 18 41,840 Trtal. 1J4T.300 Returned Copies 8.930 Net Total A AAA 1 Dally - Ave raff 41.38 GEORGE B.TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Stiberrlbed In my oreaenre and aworn I to before me this 1st day of July, 10. (Beal) M. P. WALKER, Notary Publlo. Sabeerlfcere I eta Tl Bar the eltr teaa porarll? ehoal hare The Be aaall4 t theaa. A8reee will tM eka ages' m aftea raeateel. Nebraska is certainly located in tho rain belt. Tho tarltt bill haa not been arrested yet for violating tho speed limit. The pheck hook rfoea not helnnir nn tho flvo-foot book Bhelf, because it is needed too often. The American Sugar -Refining com- pany enters a plea of not guilty, but a jury will decide later. The change of chaplains at the state penitentiary ,18 not likely to result in an upheaval among tho congregation, A religious sect has predicted " the world will come to an end September 15. This should leave time to pass the tariff bill., Zeppelin will have one advantage in trying for tho North Polo In bis air- ship. No pear trees in that section to wreck his machine. An army officer haa discovered a kickless variety of mule. This cer tainly puts all other modern dlscov erera in the background. have Tho Yankton convention will little trouble in convincing the world that there is enough water in tho Mis souri to float a steamboat If the paving contemplated at pres- ont la al) put down Omaha will soon resume its position aa tho best paved city of Us sise in the world. Washington Is said to have led all tho other, cities Ip a safe and sane Fourth, but then the senators shot off medical school are pursued in the hoa all their fireworks a month ago. pltals and laboratories in Otoaha after What a. wealth of material is accu- malatlnr 'those days for the Ancient Literary society debate over which is l&e more aestruciive, nre or water. Tailors assert motoring has a tend' ency to Increase the waist line of its devotees. It certainly is apt to de crease the obesity of the pockotbook The suffragists in convention at Seattle hate decided the outlook for their cause Is fine. As optlmisU tho suffragists are not excelled even by W. J. Bryan.' A Pennsylvania railroad official has! beu retired on a pension of 113,000 per year. Plenty of other men who would be willing to quit working for that sum. ' Tho parl button industry haa in- vaded Missouri, but tho small boy will still continue to adorn the lower end of his suspenden with locust thorns and shingle palls. Owners of sites for skyscrapers in Omaha needn't worry If they do not land one of the present crop. They have a splendid chanoo of getting in on the next round. . Count Von Buelow can quit when ho discovers a way to raise $500,000. - 000 additional revenue for the German empire. ' The job Is likely to work htm overtime until ho is entitled to a vacatlon. ' Mayor MoClellan of New Tork, who flred Oeneral Bingham aa police com- mlasloner of Now York, may find the Bxpeiieace) of Governor Hoke Smith of Georgia a repeater. The governor dia- missed Railroad Commissioner Brown and now It Is Governor Brown and Prt- Tat CHIsea Smith, Bishop Williami' Pessimism. Bishop Williams of Michigan Hvered BUCh a scathing diatribe against the American people In his Fourth oC Juljr sermon aa would Indicate either the good man's digestive apparatus or vi. vlatnn la nut nf nrrlpr. Tho mem hers of the Daughters of the American . . . Blmiar societies were 101a tney ao noi.nmg uui meaningless display of the national ,w w. "a. auu ycuyio o indicted as selfish, lacking In national spirit Of high Ideals and living In the . , nui ut - ness. The blshoo evidently belongs to class which delights to pose as uraccm, . . lK out In the forum that every thin Is coins? to the DOW wows, out .-.- . ,ii.It,. ub bhuuhi iato tumiuri. t"""1 are not Ideal and all oosslble 18 not j .v.. i-v.. k. hn uuuo lul '"'6"v inanity. But the unrest of today is tVl., -.i,. .v.. .T.t. r ence of Injustice and wrongs and are .,,, , .v. Pm.rmM (a ""'"B - always slow In social reforms, but the I . 1 ..tt. nn.arrf .nt " ------- do not give way to despair ana aoieiui 1Vl. vnr. , natlnn. and not the dolorous prophets 01 evil. The fighting line Is no place for a If there are none always open for recruits. Railroad Fatalities Abroad. The annual report of the British tlon to American railway managers . . . . ... i . ... j na travelers in relation to a earn ana Injuries from accidents, though it should not operate to relax efforts to ., . .u ,i,k o v- v foil. ways. During the last year uritisn railroads killed 1.117 and injured 8,111, aa against 11,839 killed and 111.016 injured in the United States. The discrepancy between the two sets of figures is great, but when taken in connection with the immensely greater train mileage and number of paasen- KerB carried in this country is not so startling. Another item which con stitutes almost half the total deaths on Amerlcan rai.ways, 6,288. is grade crossings and trespassers, which is al most unknown in Great Britain, being onl 61 In safety of passengers from death or injury statistics show the per cent Per Penger per mile is lower in the un,TQ otates man in ureai uruam, ,n PKA of the faet the roads there are practically an double track. A darker picture is the story of em- ployes killed and maimed. Em- ployes, grade crossings and trespassers represent all but 610 of the death roll of American railways. In other words, in Great Britain passengers represent one-tenth of the death losses and in the United States one-twentieth. The real lesson of the comparative figures 4n indictment of American railways for ,ax consideration of life and limb of employes, grade crossings and the American habit of trespauslng upon railroad property. , One notable feature of the British reports is that the largest item of fa talities, 479, is suicides, which in the American reports are Included among trespassers struck by trains. Build Up the Medical School. The enforced change in the headship of the medical school of the University of Nebraska through tho acceptance by its dean of a position in another lnstl- tutlon should not interfere with the execution of the plans that have been laid out for tho development of this department of the university. Inas- much as the clinical courses of the the students have completed the ore- minar, work at Lincoln, it is auite natura, that 0maha BnouW be more alractly interested in this side of the univeraitv Omaha is the seat of two medical schools, both of which are credited with doing most excellent work, and both of which have a large field of usefulness before them. Omaha furthermore is equipped with the larg Mt ,nd be8t apUal facilities of any clt between the Mississippi and the coa,t- and our raedlc "d surgical practitioners and specialists average in rank with the foremost. Only by building up these medical schools will full advantage be taken of the clinical material and instructional opportunl ties presented here, and the education I of students in medicine is as impor tant a part of the State university as the education of students in any other of the professions or occupations re- quiring specialized preparation. While the plans laid out for the medical school may look considerably to the future, with the co-operation of the local community and the regents in charge of the university, they can be all realised upon gradually and lead eventually to a valuable institution of far-reaching and lasting influence. The Nebraska Railroad commission I ha now squarely joined Issue with th railroad companies doing business 1 the state and the contest for supremacy will soon be in full tilt. The commls- sion has finished its task and promu gated the result In the form of a new rate sheet, which is practically a dis- tance tariff toward the several classl flcatlona. This applies solely to shlp- menu within the state, but It Is fair to presume that it will be a vigorously I opposed by the railways as though it (covered Interstate commerce. The 1 question will very likely turn on the sufficiency of the rates and the hear ings that are cited for the coming month and thereafter ought to be of unusual Interest. Yokohama's Semi-CentenniaJ. Yokohama, Japan, a few days ago celebrated tho fiftieth anniversary of the opening of that port, the first In Japan, to foreign trade, and with the possible exception, of tho western part of the United States the world haa never seen such progress in bo short a space of time. The progress of Japan is more remarkable because it is not material industry alone which has developed, but a progressive na tlon has been evolved from one Of the most exclusive and hitherto non progressive races. The United States has made wonderful strides, but it has been accomplished through developed Intellectual and industrial material. Japan, when its first port was opened, was densely populated, but lived within and for itself. It is Japan's nationality which has been revolutionized within fifty years, and from a hermit people the nation has grown into one of the potent world powers. Starting with absolutely no outside commerce, it now challenges the United States, England and Oer many for the trade of the Pacific, and Is beginning to reach out into the At lantic. Fifty years more of equal progress would make Japan a commercial col ossus, but there are unmistakable signs of a halt and that the western world has not so much to fear from Japan as some imagine. Its people are poor and the wars which aided in past expansion have still further impoverished them. Commercial ex panston has absorbed private and na tlonal capital almost to the limit and the strain is beginning to tell. If Japan can build up and maintain a great international commerce and world power on a foundation of an mpoverlBhed people, it will be tho first nation to do so. Thoughtful stu- enta believe Japan will do well to hold the ground tt has gained while its masses are being brought up to the standard of modern living conditions. Increasing intercourse with others is bound to end the era when its people are content to live in the simplicity enforced by the low wages of the past, and it is predicted the internal economic revolution of the future will be as marked as national growth has been in the past. North Platte is Indulging a water works row similar to that of Omaha, the appraisers having returned a price for the plant in excess of the "popular" estimate. It is one thing for an agi tator to give his opinion on the value of a great mechanical establishment and quite another to buy it on that basis. The courts, after years of trying, have found a way to determine when whisky has been adulterated by hold ing that the chemical test is conclu sive. Just why It took ao long to reach this conclusion In case of whisky when the rule has been applicable to every other article does not appear. If the officers at the state house do not get together some confusion over the form of the ballot la likely to re sult. The decision of the supreme court will probably adjust the matter without serious friction. The Steel trust's earnings for the last quarter are approximately 1 2 5, 000,000, and the outlook for tho com lng period Is even better. Tho busi ness outlook from that point of view la certainly encouraging. Former Police Commissioner Bing ham may yet be the republican candi date for mayor of New York, and if he does he should be In a position to make Tammany take notice, even If he is not elected. Tho Omaha delegates to the Yank ton convention expect to bring back with them an order for the next session of that body. Omaha folks will bo mighty glad to welcome the gathering. Customs statistics show that dia mond Importations ara on tho Increase, which would Indicate there was no de ficiency in private Incomes, even if Un cle Sam is a little bit cramped. Some Caaaalatlaa. Washington Herald. Happily for him. the consumer Is a true optimist. Whll he know be Is th goat and bound to set it In th neck, he is thankful that he to not a giraffe, anyway. A Soleeaa Waralag, 'Washington Herald. The Treasury department doe not know how funny It Is when It solemnly warns us against certain "counterfeit SM bills. The average man would regard with grave suspicion any o0 bill ouinlng hi way. DlsUaa-aUalae- Traits. Topeka Capital. The principal difference between a young man and an old one la that th young man want to tlk base ball, while the elderly one desire to call your attention to the fact that taxes are much higher this year than they were last. Dtaappearaaiee of "ae rroatier." New Tork Tribune. Th Denver mint haa taken to coining pennies to supply local demands la the far west The old nlckel-or-nothtng habit disappearing beyond the Missouri. It ha followed the disappearing geographloaJ en' Uty and state of mind known as "th frontier." Seaater Da a let's Life Jab. Springfield Republican. Senator Daniel' a r-lectio ta th United States senate from Virginia la so abso lutely unopposed that th chairman of the democratic atate committee baa taken the liberty to eliminate hi nam front th ticket to b voted on at the coming demo cratle primaries. This action save sons thing in th cost of printing and save th work of counting a unanimous vote. The Vliginla legtelatur will then commlsalon the senator for his fifth term. Every Vlr Binlan understand! that the "major" la In the senate for life, reg-ardlers of hla vlewa or votee. Hla recent confeeslon of faith aa a protectionist mada no difference with hla adoring- eonetituency. Ballaaalaaj ta ae Pale. Baltimore American. England may be atlll further alarmed when that nation hears that Germany la to make an effort to reach the North Pol. The expedition will be under the "protec tion" of the kaleer, but Count Zppelln In hla airship will do the work. And now It Is for Commander Peary to vindicate the enterpriee and dominion of this country by seeing the pole fflret aeetloaallana Fa 81 a a; Oat. Brooklyn Standard Union. Last month and this month should be come notable for furnishing convincing tea tlmony of the almost total dlaappearance of the old sectional war feeling. Probably not alnce the great conflict haji there been compreeaed In four consecutive weeks auoh abundant evidence that the prejudices and rancors engendered by the Internecine war have all but been erased by the mellowing effects of time. Meaaar Spot." Kansas City Times. When the proposition for an Income tax amendment to the conatlttulon cam up In the senate Mr. Brlatow sought to amend It by adding a proposition for the election of senators by direct vote. The dispatch add that "Vice President Sherman dla poaed of th amendment, however," after Aldrlch had objected to It. The offlo of vice president doe not amount to much, but Mr. Sherman does th best he can to serve the Interests that put htm there. Is Fruklli Oatrlaasedt Philadelphia Record. There is nothing new under the aun, and there never was. They have dis covered in France an Inventor Jaquea d Romas who was two years ahead of Ben jamin Franklin In devising a lightning rod. They are going to erect a belated monu ment to testify their appreciation of the service rendered. It Is declared that the French Academy of Sclenoes in 17A4 recog' nlsed the validity of Roma' claim to prior Ity; but It will tequlre a great deal of confirmatory evidence to upeet the general belief that Franklin's klte-flylng experi ment, conducted near the place where the Record building now stands, was the pre cursor of the lightning rod era. BARON VERSUS HOME BUILDER. On Limbtr Klna- Adaalte He Ha St. Paul Pioneer Press. A wealthy lumberman remarked In a reoent Interview In St. Paul that the ad' vance In th price of lumber within the t three month alone, had added over (600,000 to the value of his holdings of tim bered land. "What do I car, then, for duty on lumber T" he exclaimed. "The ad vance is going to continue right along. and It will give me all the money I want Let congress give the people what they want In th repeal of all duties en lumber, Our business needs no protection." Unfortunately, however, this generous- minded gentleman I an sxceptlon among the lumber barons. The millions which they are piling up. a th timber famine ap proaches, only whet their appetite for more. The duty will add but an Insignif icant sum to their profits. In comparison with thos which they are reaping from their practical monopoly of the country's diminishing timber supply. But their hands reach greedily for it, nevertheless. And the sham of the country I that congress. with a full knowledge of the vaat gains pouring Into the Docket of these barons. prefer to retain IB duty for their bene fit rather than seem to sympathise with the hundred of thousands of horn build rs to whom that duty means either considerable Increase In th cost of their houses or th building of smaller one. Nothing will contribute so much aa this preference by congrasa of baron over home builder to make th next house of repre sentatives democratic. PEES0NAL BOTES. A Chicago automobUlst stopped a run away horse and saved a woman and two children. Thus showing a complete re versal of form. Mrs. Oeorglana Buokley of Montroae, Colo., 1 one of the largest pressed brick manufacturer In th wast. 8h I widow and la her own manager. Th gourd threatens to become popular ono more aa a drinking cup throughout Dixie. One great advantage about drink lng frara a gourd I that bystanders can not swear exactly what 1 In It Rufua B. Tobey, for twenty years In timately associated with Dr. Edward Ever ett Hal In benevolent work, seconds Mrs. Lothrop's notion that th Hal memorial take th form of a Ho,00u-or. better ywi, I100.COO endowment for the Lend -a-Hand society. Harry 8. Henry, who died at th ag of U In Philadelphia, a few days ago, was noted In hi life a a breeder of hones on the Penn Valley stock farm at Morrle- vlll. Pa. But for hla later year he had become known as a collector of paintings. and aold a large collection of th Bat-bison school In New Tork two years ago for 1360,000. Two boy war drowned off New York recently whll swimming, because they had been amusing themselves by shouting for help which they did not need. After th fun of this had died out It happened that they were seised of cramps and needed help, plenty of wblca was available, but which their frantic shouts naturally failed to evoko. It "boys will be boys" after this particular fashion. It follow sadly enough that some of them will be dead boys. How Can I Get Fat? Thla la the all Important question with many woman. They hava tried a myriad ol things recom mended lor this purpose, all with out success, and than they worry nd grow thinner. Paftst Extract will put an end to such worries. Rich in th nourishing properties of select barley malt, its consistent use is sure to produca llesh and round out the curves ol beauty. aavnt ( It iUaf JViW a rwa a w Order a Doaaet frwas Ye Local Drag gist Erf: Around New York mtpplee ea tk Owrreot ef X4f aa Bmi ta in 8r Aasavleaa aterwpll xiwsx Bay Bay. To any person, native or stranger, with eyes peeled to observe things, New Tork Is a human moving picture ehow every hour of the twenty-four. Note theee thre Incidents observed by a stroller between Seventy-ninth and Ninety-third street. Time, from p. m. to t.4B. Painter emerge from a saloon near Eighty-sixth street with half a gallon bucket and while rroaslng the street stubs his toe, falls and apllls the beer. Auto mobile barely misses him but crushe his hat Row. Every boy In th neighborhood rushes to the scene. Painter plcka up his pall and hammers fore end of the motor oar. Chauffeur jumps out and start to ham- mar the pall owner. Crowd increase. Crle of "Olve "em room!" Old time street fight bedns. Policeman arrive from around the corner. Parley and suspension of hostili ties. Chauffeur Jump Inte hi oar and gets away. Painter taken to the police station, followed by crowd of admiring boys. Ten minute later. Scene near the cor ner of Elgtity-ftrst street. Men, women and children gather about the entrance to an areaway. Ambulano reaches the seen and back up. Crowd Increases. Ambulance surgeon and attendant emerge from an areaway carrying body of boy who had pitched headlong from a fir escape while trying to fasten an Amer ican flag from the window. Ambulance la driven to the front entrance of the boy's horn and his body Is carried up stairs. Estimate of the crowd assembled, 1,000. Boene third, Manhattan square, be tween Seventy-ninth and Eightieth streetc. Well dressed man with a salt Ilk a wlggletall in a barrel of water tarts across the square. Carrie a bundle under one arm. Half way across he tumbles and falls upon the grass. Fine old gentleman, smoking, out for a stroll, attempts to help fallen man to his feet. Fallen man resents assistance, Fina old man withdraws a short dlstano, Its down and acta as guard of th man down. Another man and two women too and try to help fallen man to hi feet Fallen man tries to get up, drop back and roll ver in the graaa. Tin old man come to th front and use hla persuasive powers, only to be repulsed. Returns to hi former poet and sits down to watch events. The two women and the man who offered help move on. Bunch of hoy playing on th green spy man en th 8T8s and gather around him.. n tnrows his hat In th air and tells the boy to get out. Fin old gentleman again Set up and approaches fallen man end drive th boys across th sward. Thn re sumes hi watch. Twilight fall on the scene. Fallen man till rolling on th grass. Fin old gentle man light another cigar and hold hit poet. Stranger approaches fine old gentle man and confer on th situation. Fin old gentleman says that when he was a young man he used to go on a toot occasionally and that he always feels sorry tor a man when h I down, whsther from liquor or from any other cause. Bays he is going to stay on th job unUl th man on th grass come to himself, and then he will try to see him home. Meanwhile he will e to It that th drunken man has a show and that no one shall harm him. utrers stranger a cigar. Stranger tells about the tiroes when he used to go on toot. ( Th two so to th man on th grass. H Is asleep. They wake him and he tells where he live. They get hlra on his feet and accompany him home. Then they shake hands and go their respective way. 'Could you lend me a sharp knlfeT" asked a customer In th cat of a big hotel .near the Grand Central station as he sipped "something long and cool." Th knife be lng forthcoming, th customer took a new two dollar bill from his pocket, folded It carefully in th middle and cut It neatly In two, placing th halve In his wallet "You want to know why I did that, don't your" he remarked to th mystified bar tender. "Well, that's part of a lltU scheme of mine. I'm going over pretty soon to put my wlf on a train for Chicago. On half of that bill I'll give to my wlf and th other half to th porter. If th oolored man Is attentive and courteous throughout th trip my wlf will giv him her halt of th Mil In Chicago. If he's slow and grumpy h (at only th piece I gav him. Of course, ' I lose my t either way, but there' some satisfaction In knowing that th servant ha a real Incentive to good service." It I estimated that $1000.000 a day goea out of New Tork to th seaside, mountain and other rural resort. This doe not Include th steady flow from the city banka to the semi-permanent out-of-town New Yorker who hav home In Newport Tuxedo, th Berkshire or other fashionable resorts. Nor does It take not of th army of American in Europe. It cover only th daily output of th genuine summer "rustlcator," th cash laid down by th families of business or professional msn who are away for periods ranging from the week-end to all summer. When soma of th father pay th bills they are willing to swear that the total will be nearer $4,000,0000 than $1,000,000. But most of the money comes back. There are hundreds of "oountry" hotels and boarding houses In the thre states about New York that daily depend upon It for their meat, vegetable, egg and even milk. New York lead ail th other cities of the earth, London excepted. In the num ber, costliness and convenience of It placea of amusement. The city haa atghty- on theater, of which stxty-nln are In the borough of Manhattan. They have a combined aeatlng capacity of 170.000. An average of closely upon 100,000 attend theatrical and operatle performances nightly during th ason, spsndlng on aa average $131,800 a night for seats. Th surface, elevated and subway rail ways of Nsw Tork City carried L 300. 000,000 passengers last year, which Is over tt per cent more tban the total number of pas sengers carried on the steam railroads of the entire country. An average of 1,6311,142 paasenger were carried dally, of which number 1.090.0X1 rode in Brooklyn ear. An average of 800,000 passengera are carried dally on cars crossing Brooklyn bridge. Harrtsaaa's Dally Exercise. Philadelphia Preaa. E. H. Harrlman appears to believe In the strenuous lite. He leave before long for Bad-Oastein, Austria, and will remain sis weeks there with hla family, making automobile excursion In th Sabskam me r gut Mr. Harrlman will take rational exercise morning ami evening by pro nounclng the bam of . tebskammergut ten time In rapid succession while stand ing on hi tiptoe with trail outstretched A cold shower bath to follow will renwv eU elan of ever-Iatlgue. I imMaga'jmmmii .. ,,.,, p 1 1- a -- ra tat " THE SUCCESS OF THIS BANK is due to FIFTY-TWO YEARS of careful, con servative banking methods together with court eous, liberal treatment of customers. May We Not Serve You. LAUGHING OAS. Sir, lend me your ears," aald the actor prisoner, dramatically. "I'll do better than that," facetiously re sponded the magistrate. "I'll 8ve you a hearing." Ualtlmore American. Yes, sir. we take summer boarders, but we require references. mat all right, w nat are your raiem "Fifteen dollars a week." "Well. It you can give me good refer ences I'll come." Chicago Tribune. Brlnir me some Of the roast beef of old England," aald the breezy American tourist In London. 'fcre you h'are, sir," said the waiter few minutes later: "thla his h'old H'eiiK- land beef, air: rlKht from Ome'a. Hir. Hanythlnk more, sir ? " Philadelphia Ledger. "I can't see how so manv men stand It to est in a cheap and noisy and untidy restaurant" 'I tiunpose the explanation la aa old aa Adam." "What's thatT" "The cravln for fon1." flevelanrt Pluln Dealer, Tommy Pop. what la the difference be tween vision and eight? Tommy'a Pop Well, my son, you can flatter a srlrl by calllna h er a vision hut don't call her a sight. Philadelphia Rec ord. What a beautiful flsure vounr Mm. te Style has! And she has such a fine carriage, too!" Iso. ahe doean t use a carriers nm" she's bought an automobile." Baltlm ire American. See here!" exolalmed Mrs. Starvem after the new boarder'a first meal, "when A Clean Man Outside cleanliness is lees than half the battle. A man may sorub himself a doaen tines a day, and still be unclean. Good health means cUaalin net oaly outside, but inside. It mean a oleaa stomach, clean bowels, clean blood, a clean liver, and ew, cleao, beaitby tissue. The man who is clean in this way will look it and act it. He will work with energy aad think olean, clear, healthy thought. H will never be troubled with liver, lung, stomach or blood disorders. Dyspepsia and indigestion originate in uoolcan stom achs. Blood diseases are fouud where there is unclean blood. Uauanption and bronchitis mean unclean lungs. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery presents tbeee diseases. It snakes a man's inside oleaa and healthy. It cleans tb digestive organs, aaak pure, olean blood, and olean, healthy flesh. It restore too to th nervous system, and our nervous exhaustion nd prostrsbioa. It contains no alcohol or habit-forming1 drug. Constipation is th most unclean unoleanlineas. Dr. Piaree's Pleasant Pal lets our it. They never gripe. Easy to tske at candy. Spend Your Vacation in MINNESOTA Ten Thousand Beautiful Lakes, the Great North Woods and innumerable Streams afford all kinds of Summer Sports. Only 913.50 to St. Paul or Minneapolis and back. Special rates to other points via Chicago Great Western Railway Ltr VOW ran lnfenaarlea aaa beeHete ft Kara kail Craig, City ass. an Tit Agw 1013 raraam at., Omaha. 3 xpresse In a limited degree only, the magnificence ef th eencry in the Canadian Buckle viewed enroute to th ALASKA-YUKON-PACIFIC EXPOSITION Stopover without extra charge at the famous resort: aaf Laks Xrfralee meld Olaoter. Thla "Land of Snchantmeot" 1 reached only by the Canadian Pacific Railway Throuxh trains to Seattle from Et l'aul dally at Id. IB a. m. X.w Xaewratoa fares from all plaoea to Seattle and all Page. Sound cities and return. Alaska and return from Vancouver tt, by Can. Paolfl . atames. Tickets for sale by agenta of all railways. Bend for literature and Information. A. C. Ghaw, General Agent, Chloago. NORTHERN MICHIGAN The Elegant Lake Steamships "Man tou""M stourr-"..Un9l. Oflsk nnrisalaJ awaa r4 f, ksl beMWMaa lU!Os4fwl aid BV lora)iMi oh !. wnetLj with alTltnM lavod p ft si othfT rrmaS) roiLoi r nMorta or I IBM (Of LaaJasV i Sfflor mam mii-vv si i raW MnL La v Ml .BMSaSSa 1 k.r.CaUtCH.6.P.a. Offkas aad Decks, L U reatwatar Tlaod We lis taa-etng Til I.ttdinsuiek hortbport Hoartn lirook . . J f MaaUUe Tnttrw City IlarUw Springs Kfc-wJi IN Frankfurt t kerUtxi M- luar " t-i- srm " I I bla Havea FvKker . Warkinao laUaa No. Manila Mar Vtew hebarsaa SV hJ lkM eWeeal XfMuk'te are uuu lk tuart sag bmu iuic4 as tk Oraal ' -W VT 8 lun mi mm!) u to mhh iJorul,l4 to thoae srane to Uke trtka Twi off tho trif otkrr etudara ooavsnUmia tfckt ados to Uw eeJlakU at aa r7 4r Wl eat las oa ib wotor. sor bona of kan, kdilrMoat 'hf Oav a"4.e GaDital $500,000,00 Surplus & Profits 700.000.00 n I agreed to give you reduced rates you told me you were a light eater." "fio I am, ma'am," h replied; "I'm the human salamander at the museum. You'd oughter see me ewaller burntn' torches." Cathollo Standard and Tlmea. "What's the cause of the scarcity of freHh corn and tomatoes around here?" asked the summer boarder. We advertised home cookln . dldn I we? asked Farmer Corntosaal. "Yea." "Well, we're glvln" you canned vege tables, same aa you're used to." Washing ton Htar. . Wareham Lone IVyou b'ller there's such a thing aa the tnhacker truatT saymold storey xure; tnat ami no pipe dream Chlcngo Tribune. FAREWELL TO TENNESSEE. F. L. Stanton In Atlanta Constitution. "I'm goln' away From Tennessee, For the state has (ton Too dry for inel "There Is where I wns rained an' born. An' I've hit th rye, An" I've drlnked the corn.. "Where I've heard th song Of the whip-poor-will. An' made my way To the moonshine still, "Where I've seen th Bkeery Rabbits Jump, As 1 took my Jug From the old field stump. "But I'm goln' away From Tennessee, For the state has gon Too dry for me!" SMRaT Sri HW KI. (of v-j sOTW "V- sack. It, er aaaS at aVtase. a II a B"T ic m v