Popular Young Women Guests of The Bee
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oung Hi imti whos pi nircs ;p
i ai' on ilnx ms will go as gin -ds i'f I'!'
lire (ill .n alien Hips 'l'lie are the win
in rs of tin' .it'' in the third annual on
H St, Hie oillrnliie nf which Is decided hi
the Mile of The Itee patlons These t rip
are tlie best that eau lie nrrangul for sum
mer pleasure outings iitnl nil things In
eiiiinei tlnti with the Journey have lieen
planned for the liest of accommodations for
tlie girl who noes ami for the eimipanlon
she will he allowed to take with her.
Minh puhlte Interest has been manifest
III these contests, m that a few wolds of ex
planation may not lie out of plaee In re.
Two years ago The Itee made Its Hist tin -iioiincemciit
of the WnrkiiiK Hlrls' Vacn
l. ii eontest. whleli has now become mi an
nual event, iind sent in Hist delegation
of young women who eain their own liv
ing to the mountains and lakes for a well
deserved vaeatlon.
While the announcement of the thlid
annual vacation contest aroused no
euiloslty on account of Its novelty, there
was altogether as Interesting mid ns Rharp
a competition as ever before. Kveryone
has watched the progress of the contest
this year and the names of the young
VHUAII KKA.M Kit. ('Ohl'MIITS
women whose semes appeared each day In
the list are familiar to fiery otic
In planning the tilps whl.di the success
ful contestants will enjoy every dilnll has
been caiefillly attended to, so that the best
Ibe land alfmds will be at their disposal.
There is very little choice between lite
dllfeicnt trips and it would he hard to say
which one should rank llrst on the list.
Some of the young women will go to the
lakes and some to the mountains mid at
each resort the best hotel has been se
lected. In order also that It will not be
necessary in take the Hip alone and thus
be deprived uf half of the enjoyment, ad
ditional transportation Is furnished for a
traveling companion on these trips. The
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ne i ii mint w In, hut In or.li r
ilei'i .ii b ss haul for those win.
.nticl engaged III the cotin-t
added m'M'Ii eousolatloii tlip- l.
who lecclved over in.niio von- i
not among the list of prle unmet
The vitis registered In tie nun '
closed form an eloitient evld . r Hi
Iciest taken One of the wlllln t- Ii .1 i
17ii. nun iitis and another had n nU
lino. A Ihlrd had over Imi.limi. en. !- 1 HI
ihio. another .M.imo and miothcr : ""' while
lelll received volts lailglhg fi "111 -"-"0(1
to mi.iiimi. This shows how e.ntiestly the
contest was waned.
Nothing could le more fan ih.ui the
liielhed of collecting and it lug the
Miles Hery detail of til. I.i .m gtvc.
the iiiimI si rupillous attellllcli I Hie will
tiers ma fnngrulillato Iheiiis- 1 u hav
lug honestly and fairly sccuii - ii- reward
they sought
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I.YD1A HAHIUSON, NKIIKASKA CITY.
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Selections from the Story Tellers' Pack
ONK of the ChlciiMo park coiiimis
Eiotiurs had coiniiellid the park
BUiierlntendeiii to put on the pa
roll a lazy wiiidheeler. The
cnuimlssliiiiL.r met the Hiipcrintcn
dent u week or two later and asked: "Well.
Iiow'b that man I nine mi m iiiiiik hIoiik'
Did you iind a place for him where hu
could work aicoidiiu; to hi- urn ability
"Oh, M'V Mild the Biipoilntonduiii.
cheerfully. "I found the pl.ico for that
man. 1 didn't think 1 could at llrst, nut.
by (ieoi'Ke, there Is one llillIK that mall
can do better than anybody else employi d
In this park."
"Well, well," said the eoinmbsl.uii r.
brlKliiciiltiK up; "1 told you he was nool
fi.r soinethliiK or other, but you wouldn'i
believe It. I know if you tried you could
tlud the rlKht sort of n place for him
What havo yon Bet him at?"
'ChasliiK snails olT the walk." replied
the superintendent.
The commissioner retired
1,111 ;i ii ItUKSell lias never made tiny Kreal
fame for vivacity on Hip stnK"1. but thl
has not been from nny want of a fielliiK
for the humorous side of thliiKS. and she
has often Hashed out n einistl- bit of ri ply
when an nponltlK was presented. Not Intm
a Ko she was a nuesl at a bnniiit kU'i ii
to n certain llusslnn noble, a small kuIIi
erln. and the nnble and l.lllliin ImppPlieil
to ho placed side by side, lie was a rathor
bumptious fellow, with a unpen lllous sniff
at everything American In his estima
tion Americans nrf little better than sav
ages. He found fault with tho vilrloua
dishes served, went near to declaring the
conklnc outraceou and made himself cen
erally dlsaKreoable.
"Is It possible you eat that stuff"' he
asltcd. when some hot-houBc corn was
seied Whj. Ill my coiilitl) we feed thai
to the luK4"
"Help otiiself. count." said Lillian qui
etly, slldim; the dish l nun id lit in II'' is
believed to liave tumbled.
"A lew years aKo.'says a wilier In An
ecdotes, "when the new lauds ill Indian
Teirltory wire opened, the small towns
which spimiK up were tilled with a vi r
mixed populalion ami the theaters and
iravelliiK theatrical companies were on a
par with the towns I hey visited. One ulnht
the writer was In Oklahoma City ami
sli pped into a tho iter whole "Trilby" was
leinu played. The bouse was packed from
top lo t x 1 1 (i in with tough chaiaetiTs and
i he character of the actors mid llielr act
In was, if atiyihliiK. tuiiKlior, so that eou
the mulletice became rehlliss. The play
dually reached lite point where Utile Illllee
Is supposed in clasp Trilby passionately In
hlB arms. Instead of which he held her at
aims' leiiKth. with as much at dor as h.
would have shown in u bale of hay, ami ex
claimed. "Oh. Trilby. nothlliK can rmno be
tween us!" wlteieat a six-foot cow puncher
iu the Kiillery leaned over the rallint; anil
shouted In tones of supreme disgust, 'Aw,
Kit out! Yer could t'rnw a cow between
yor'' "
tills 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 -1 1 1 Is sweepim;
Collie lei's kii iind se If I in
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tin
and ai
kit hen
rlKlit."
They started lliioimh the diultiK room mil
found everythliiK in Its place, as piophe
sled. In t lit) pantrj the dMies were nealW
arraiiKeil iu tlieli cmtiiiiiary placi Then
l hey opened the kitchen door.
There In the center or Hie loom was
John and he wis lompla iuilv washiui;
his feet In the dlshpau!
A .Milwaukee woman a few days ago win
boasting to a raller of tho virtues of her
Mongolian cook ami she emphasl.cd the
latter's systematic mothods as his special
strom; point.
"John finishes his work at precUely the
saino minute every evenlm;." said she
proudly "I always know exactly where li
te an-f what hn Is dnlnK nt any tlmo of tho
day."
"Well, what Is he doing now"" ie
asked
"Let mo see. It Is 7 o'cloi k Wnll he
has Just finished putting Hie dishes away
When (leiu-ral (Irani nnuli his swing
nrnuml Hie world, relates Hie Detroit l-'ree
Press, ami ng tho places he visited was
llgvpt and Hn- khediw was notions In
li'liko i very ( ll'ort to rei n e so dlst lugllished
a visitor as one who had been commander-in-chief
of the American army and twice
president of the United Slates.
It was at a time when a large number
of Americans were olllcers of high rank In
Hie kll' due's -ervice. among them Hein-i
als Stone, l.nrlng, Slblej ami Colonels hung.
Iloverly, Keiinon, Mason and others.
Til" khedive sent foi linn tnl Slone .nil
toltl him that hn wished lilin to receive the
distinguished visitor upon his arrival and
le his sp"i lal escort, but tin- general III
formed bis niler then- was a certain cool
ness existing between ex-President (Jrant
and himself, which would make It most em
barrassing, ami appreciating the situation,
he was excused.
Then (leneral l.orlng was sent for. He
had known Gent-nil (Jrant Intimately In lip
oid nrtny and they had fought together In
Mexico, but In the civil war horlng had
gone with tho south and since that time
the i wo had never met
Then. loo. (leneral (Irani had won the
greatest dist iin t ton as a general and had
twlie been president and hnring Intimated
thai he might havo forum ten him. or, If
not, his greatness had Increased the bIzo of
hi, hat. so Ilia. H would be very eiub.ir
Hissing for him to hale In be the one lo lie
his escort.
The klll'ilive, Ilowi-Ml. was linn and
lillng, III no pleasant liutunr, accepted I In
duty.
When the lime of welioiite caiili) lienerai
horlng, his stalf and his soldiers weie
I here, tho former grim and silent, expecting
a rebuff.
Soon the boat approached and (leneral
Hum! was recognized and lie was eageily
fcmiiilng the faces of tin- American ollln-rs
Suddenly lis race brlghtein d ami be called
out:
"Hello, old horlng! how glad I am to sue
you!"
And (ieneral horlng, who had feared a
H-biiir, put out Ins one hand mid while Ins
voluo (ulvured, said:
"The same old (Irant! Hod bless you!"
i tan The oiiug man handed back Hie pin
Hcriplinn. Taking out his pencil, the ih
sli lau eiasi d a Hue.
"I had picsiilhcil sonic thing for
nerie," he said, "but I see you
d It."
your
don't
Dr. .lames I'. Tuttle, o Illustrate the
point Hint physicians were not always Infallible-
iu their diagnoses, told the follow
ing stoiy In the New York Times: A l-'lfth
avenue physician received a call from a
young fellow who said he "felt knocked
out genunlly." After having him detail
his symptoms the physician prescribed for
him. As the young man took the prescrip
tion ft urn the doctor's hand lie said to him
"Doctor, how much do I owe you?"
"Two dollars." said Hie physician.
"Well, I can'i pay you today," said the
young fellow. "You won't mind waiting
awhile, will you?"
"Oh that will be all light." lospondfil
l In- physician pleasantly
"And, doctor, how much will this pre
si rlptlnn be?"
" boiii $1." said the phvslclaii.
'Say, doc, ynu couldn't loan me $1 to
get It with, could you' I'm dead broke."
"hot mo bcu that again " said tho physl-
Vassal graduate, Interested in I'asl
Side Ki'ltli'iinut woik, who happened to lu
lu a small town Iu Now York state re
ceiilly, ilslteil, through curiosity, a pri
mary school, whose pupils were the clill
' 1 1 fit of machinists who winked III a neaiby
shop. The lenchcr, a tall, thin spinster
whose good woik belled her lleice expres
hIoii, was pleased lo recount her dllllcultles
to the city visitor. She told how she not
only laught her pupils, but went Into their
homes and made iheir mothers clean them
up ai Inlervals mid despite her efforts
tliev would come In school ilrl This was
told In a voice thai carried all ow-r tin
schoolroom ami the pupils llsieni d stolidly
When hIic began to piiint inn Individual
hard nines, leferrlng to each as a "party,'
the sum II boy under discussion would
willlte Iu his seal and look verv uiu-oni
forlable.
"You'd
teacher,
unless ynu
care how
inner IicIicnc.
'thai chlblieii
saw i In m as
they dress.
miss " said Hn
could be so bail
I do. They don'l
Now, that part)
them (pointing in a small boy on the back
seal) Is tho worst of the lot. He Just won't
wiar clothes. Probably you will Dud il
hard to believe, but that party came to
si hool yesteiday and actually hn didn't
have .' cents' worth of pants on, not -cents'
worth."
The Vassal' girl could not control her
inirili ai ibis statement and the "party'
in ipicsilon glared at Hu- teacher reproachfully.
