Popular Young Women Guests of The Bee 1 v u,i:y I-IXZI 10 KKNNHDY MlSSOlltl In j - - MAKY SAltOIINT Twchi so mi oM ii oung Hi imti whos pi nircs ;p i ai' on ilnx ms will go as gin -ds i'f I'!' lire (ill .n alien Hips 'l'lie are the win in rs of tin' .it'' in the third annual on H St, Hie oillrnliie nf which Is decided hi the Mile of The Itee patlons These t rip are tlie best that eau lie nrrangul for sum mer pleasure outings iitnl nil things In eiiiinei tlnti with the Journey have lieen planned for the liest of accommodations for tlie girl who noes ami for the eimipanlon she will he allowed to take with her. Minh puhlte Interest has been manifest III these contests, m that a few wolds of ex planation may not lie out of plaee In re. Two years ago The Itee made Its Hist tin -iioiincemciit of the WnrkiiiK Hlrls' Vacn l. ii eontest. whleli has now become mi an nual event, iind sent in Hist delegation of young women who eain their own liv ing to the mountains and lakes for a well deserved vaeatlon. While the announcement of the thlid annual vacation contest aroused no euiloslty on account of Its novelty, there was altogether as Interesting mid ns Rharp a competition as ever before. Kveryone has watched the progress of the contest this year and the names of the young VHUAII KKA.M Kit. ('Ohl'MIITS women whose semes appeared each day In the list are familiar to fiery otic In planning the tilps whl.di the success ful contestants will enjoy every dilnll has been caiefillly attended to, so that the best Ibe land alfmds will be at their disposal. There is very little choice between lite dllfeicnt trips and it would he hard to say which one should rank llrst on the list. Some of the young women will go to the lakes and some to the mountains mid at each resort the best hotel has been se lected. In order also that It will not be necessary in take the Hip alone and thus be deprived uf half of the enjoyment, ad ditional transportation Is furnished for a traveling companion on these trips. The lie i ici In 111. Ik' . I llli S The llec n those til w re I'MII.Y ICM N OM hi. el- tit ,i 1 eielli H ills.. II.. s.i tint the Mnatioii in. i . Ill III 1 w II houl epl'lle 1 1 1 .1.. Ibelii. nr i nut sr. in a contest lllo tin ne i ii mint w In, hut In or.li r ilei'i .ii b ss haul for those win. .nticl engaged III the cotin-t added m'M'Ii eousolatloii tlip- l. who lecclved over in.niio von- i not among the list of prle unmet The vitis registered In tie nun ' closed form an eloitient evld . r Hi Iciest taken One of the wlllln t- Ii .1 i 17ii. nun iitis and another had n nU lino. A Ihlrd had over Imi.limi. en. !- 1 HI ihio. another .M.imo and miothcr : ""' while lelll received volts lailglhg fi "111 -"-"0(1 to mi.iiimi. This shows how e.ntiestly the contest was waned. Nothing could le more fan ih.ui the liielhed of collecting and it lug the Miles Hery detail of til. I.i .m gtvc. the iiiimI si rupillous attellllcli I Hie will tiers ma fnngrulillato Iheiiis- 1 u hav lug honestly and fairly sccuii - ii- reward they sought Milt II MUSIS l .c: H S 1) Just i ly U'ii, '"TiB MMIU AUMWN COl'NCIh IIhlU-'l-S ANNA (U III.. (lltND ISLAND nii' .IHNNIH l-'HItllHN. OMAHA AMCB HODDRIl, OMAHA. .IIINNIi: .M KMIOY. DHNIiAl'. la V M IP I.YD1A HAHIUSON, NKIIKASKA CITY. Mr i iLM XMANDA I.INIllll.AII. OMAIIV Selections from the Story Tellers' Pack ONK of the ChlciiMo park coiiimis Eiotiurs had coiniiellid the park BUiierlntendeiii to put on the pa roll a lazy wiiidheeler. The cnuimlssliiiiL.r met the Hiipcrintcn dent u week or two later and asked: "Well. Iiow'b that man I nine mi m iiiiiik hIoiik' Did you iind a place for him where hu could work aicoidiiu; to hi- urn ability "Oh, M'V Mild the Biipoilntonduiii. cheerfully. "I found the pl.ico for that man. 1 didn't think 1 could at llrst, nut. by (ieoi'Ke, there Is one llillIK that mall can do better than anybody else employi d In this park." "Well, well," said the eoinmbsl.uii r. brlKliiciiltiK up; "1 told you he was nool fi.r soinethliiK or other, but you wouldn'i believe It. I know if you tried you could tlud the rlKht sort of n place for him What havo yon Bet him at?" 'ChasliiK snails olT the walk." replied the superintendent. The commissioner retired 1,111 ;i ii ItUKSell lias never made tiny Kreal fame for vivacity on Hip stnK"1. but thl has not been from nny want of a fielliiK for the humorous side of thliiKS. and she has often Hashed out n einistl- bit of ri ply when an nponltlK was presented. Not Intm a Ko she was a nuesl at a bnniiit kU'i ii to n certain llusslnn noble, a small kuIIi erln. and the nnble and l.lllliin ImppPlieil to ho placed side by side, lie was a rathor bumptious fellow, with a unpen lllous sniff at everything American In his estima tion Americans nrf little better than sav ages. He found fault with tho vilrloua dishes served, went near to declaring the conklnc outraceou and made himself cen erally dlsaKreoable. "Is It possible you eat that stuff"' he asltcd. when some hot-houBc corn was seied Whj. Ill my coiilitl) we feed thai to the luK4" "Help otiiself. count." said Lillian qui etly, slldim; the dish l nun id lit in II'' is believed to liave tumbled. "A lew years aKo.'says a wilier In An ecdotes, "when the new lauds ill Indian Teirltory wire opened, the small towns which spimiK up were tilled with a vi r mixed populalion ami the theaters and iravelliiK theatrical companies were on a par with the towns I hey visited. One ulnht the writer was In Oklahoma City ami sli pped into a tho iter whole "Trilby" was leinu played. The bouse was packed from top lo t x 1 1 (i in with tough chaiaetiTs and i he character of the actors mid llielr act In was, if atiyihliiK. tuiiKlior, so that eou the mulletice became rehlliss. The play dually reached lite point where Utile Illllee Is supposed in clasp Trilby passionately In hlB arms. Instead of which he held her at aims' leiiKth. with as much at dor as h. would have shown in u bale of hay, ami ex claimed. "Oh. Trilby. nothlliK can rmno be tween us!" wlteieat a six-foot cow puncher iu the Kiillery leaned over the rallint; anil shouted In tones of supreme disgust, 'Aw, Kit out! Yer could t'rnw a cow between yor'' " tills 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 -1 1 1 Is sweepim; Collie lei's kii iind se If I in III ' tin and ai kit hen rlKlit." They started lliioimh the diultiK room mil found everythliiK in Its place, as piophe sled. In t lit) pantrj the dMies were nealW arraiiKeil iu tlieli cmtiiiiiary placi Then l hey opened the kitchen door. There In the center or Hie loom was John and he wis lompla iuilv washiui; his feet In the dlshpau! A .Milwaukee woman a few days ago win boasting to a raller of tho virtues of her Mongolian cook ami she emphasl.cd the latter's systematic mothods as his special strom; point. "John finishes his work at precUely the saino minute every evenlm;." said she proudly "I always know exactly where li te an-f what hn Is dnlnK nt any tlmo of tho day." "Well, what Is he doing now"" ie asked "Let mo see. It Is 7 o'cloi k Wnll he has Just finished putting Hie dishes away When (leiu-ral (Irani nnuli his swing nrnuml Hie world, relates Hie Detroit l-'ree Press, ami ng tho places he visited was llgvpt and Hn- khediw was notions In li'liko i very ( ll'ort to rei n e so dlst lugllished a visitor as one who had been commander-in-chief of the American army and twice president of the United Slates. It was at a time when a large number of Americans were olllcers of high rank In Hie kll' due's -ervice. among them Hein-i als Stone, l.nrlng, Slblej ami Colonels hung. Iloverly, Keiinon, Mason and others. Til" khedive sent foi linn tnl Slone .nil toltl him that hn wished lilin to receive the distinguished visitor upon his arrival and le his sp"i lal escort, but tin- general III formed bis niler then- was a certain cool ness existing between ex-President (Jrant and himself, which would make It most em barrassing, ami appreciating the situation, he was excused. Then (leneral l.orlng was sent for. He had known Gent-nil (Jrant Intimately In lip oid nrtny and they had fought together In Mexico, but In the civil war horlng had gone with tho south and since that time the i wo had never met Then. loo. (leneral (Irani had won the greatest dist iin t ton as a general and had twlie been president and hnring Intimated thai he might havo forum ten him. or, If not, his greatness had Increased the bIzo of hi, hat. so Ilia. H would be very eiub.ir Hissing for him to hale In be the one lo lie his escort. The klll'ilive, Ilowi-Ml. was linn and lillng, III no pleasant liutunr, accepted I In duty. When the lime of welioiite caiili) lienerai horlng, his stalf and his soldiers weie I here, tho former grim and silent, expecting a rebuff. Soon the boat approached and (leneral Hum! was recognized and lie was eageily fcmiiilng the faces of tin- American ollln-rs Suddenly lis race brlghtein d ami be called out: "Hello, old horlng! how glad I am to sue you!" And (ieneral horlng, who had feared a H-biiir, put out Ins one hand mid while Ins voluo (ulvured, said: "The same old (Irant! Hod bless you!" i tan The oiiug man handed back Hie pin Hcriplinn. Taking out his pencil, the ih sli lau eiasi d a Hue. "I had picsiilhcil sonic thing for nerie," he said, "but I see you d It." your don't Dr. .lames I'. Tuttle, o Illustrate the point Hint physicians were not always Infallible- iu their diagnoses, told the follow ing stoiy In the New York Times: A l-'lfth avenue physician received a call from a young fellow who said he "felt knocked out genunlly." After having him detail his symptoms the physician prescribed for him. As the young man took the prescrip tion ft urn the doctor's hand lie said to him "Doctor, how much do I owe you?" "Two dollars." said Hie physician. "Well, I can'i pay you today," said the young fellow. "You won't mind waiting awhile, will you?" "Oh that will be all light." lospondfil l In- physician pleasantly "And, doctor, how much will this pre si rlptlnn be?" " boiii $1." said the phvslclaii. 'Say, doc, ynu couldn't loan me $1 to get It with, could you' I'm dead broke." "hot mo bcu that again " said tho physl- Vassal graduate, Interested in I'asl Side Ki'ltli'iinut woik, who happened to lu lu a small town Iu Now York state re ceiilly, ilslteil, through curiosity, a pri mary school, whose pupils were the clill ' 1 1 fit of machinists who winked III a neaiby shop. The lenchcr, a tall, thin spinster whose good woik belled her lleice expres hIoii, was pleased lo recount her dllllcultles to the city visitor. She told how she not only laught her pupils, but went Into their homes and made iheir mothers clean them up ai Inlervals mid despite her efforts tliev would come In school ilrl This was told In a voice thai carried all ow-r tin schoolroom ami the pupils llsieni d stolidly When hIic began to piiint inn Individual hard nines, leferrlng to each as a "party,' the sum II boy under discussion would willlte Iu his seal and look verv uiu-oni forlable. "You'd teacher, unless ynu care how inner IicIicnc. 'thai chlblieii saw i In m as they dress. miss " said Hn could be so bail I do. They don'l Now, that part) them (pointing in a small boy on the back seal) Is tho worst of the lot. He Just won't wiar clothes. Probably you will Dud il hard to believe, but that party came to si hool yesteiday and actually hn didn't have .' cents' worth of pants on, not -cents' worth." The Vassal' girl could not control her inirili ai ibis statement and the "party' in ipicsilon glared at Hu- teacher reproachfully.