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OMAHA ILLUSTRATED 3JEU.
May 0, 1000.
Tnld Out nf Court lilm ilown. That Booms much moro manly,
X uiu kjui ui wi oven If tho victor In tho fray does receive
TrlHonor," Mid tho Mnrylnnd Justice, tu 'i wound or two, than to lut bo laid low
tho caiio was closed, "you havo been founJ or to lay tho cnumy low, by a bullet that
Kiillty of BteallnR a pk belonging to Colonel cannot bo scon. Thero Is no bravery In
OhlMors. Havo you anything to my beforu shooting a man, but thoro Is something
I pnn sentence?" knightly In meeting another faco to faco
"I has, sah," nnsworrd the prisoner, as with a sword. Your wear looks llko ono that
he rose up. "It was nil a mistake, Jcdgo was loft by a gleaming blade, and I know
all a mlstako. I didn't dun reckon to stoal that your enemy must at least havo been
no pig from Kurnol Ghllvcrs. What I was rendered hors do combat. Tell mo all about
nrtor was a hawg belongln' to Mnjah Daw- It colonel when It happened, and how, I
son, an how dem two animals got mixed up "m Interested In war storlonl"
and do constnlilo found do meat In my cabin "Yes," ho replied, "I agrco with you fully
nin gwlno to boddor mo 'till I como out o about tho sword and saber buslnoas. There
Jail nil' lick do olo woman fur not keonln' Isn't, much bravery In Hhootlng a follow, and
bettor watch at do doohl" thoro In something knightly about standing
,; up and thrusting ami parrying with a blade.
Tho old man Whs 'being crofw-oxnmlncd nut I got this wound whllo acting as an In
by on eminent counsel. Tho latter hnd used nocont bystander nt a Chicago strlko riot,
him rather hardly and the old mnn was be- It was a brick."
ginning to look a llttlo worso for wear, -when
tho lawyer said: t'i. . v a
"You say you ore a doctor?" lllirty ICarS AgO
"Yes, sir; In a way, I am."
"What kind of a doctor, may I ask?" The Honry County (Mo.) Hopubllcan con-
"I mako Mntmcnts, sir. I mako 'Intmonts." tlnucs its republication of Interesting mat-
"Oh, ointments. And what may your olnt- tor from tho columns of Its early-day prodo
mrnt bo good for?" cossor, tho Clinton Advocate Frcm tho ln-
"It's good to rub on tho hend, to stallmcnt In tho current Issue tho following
strengthen tho mind, sir." ' Is token: In ono of tho March (1870) Issuot
"What effect, for InBtnnce, would It hnva of tho Advocate tho editor complained of tho
If I woro to rub snmo of It on my head?" "m nttondnncu nt tho churches, which ho
"None nt all, sir; nnno nt nil. You mint attributed to tho non-arrival of tho spring
havo something to start with, you know." fashions frcm St. Iouls. This was an In-
Tho lawyer curled up a llttlo and tho old tolerablo condition to tho pious olltor. so.
mnn felt proportionately better. wlt ft vlow to encouraging his feminine
($ roadors to attend dlvlno services, ho turnol
An elderly man, wearing nn oxqutitlto pair to ono of his "corps of special correspond
ed buicnldd whiskers nnd gold-rlmmed spec- aits" for enllglitenment and tho result was
tncles, wns arraigned In tho Jofferson Mar- a lengthy "fashion letter" from "Tromont,"
kot court on a charge of Intoxication, reports who happened to bo In St. Louis at tho tlmo.
tho Now Yoik Sun. It wis published In tho Issue of April 14,
"What hnvo you got to say to tho chargo7" nnd Is Interesting now chiefly becniiso of tho
tho magistrate nBkcd. "Woro you drunk?" great chango In styles since that tlmo.
"Ahcml" replied tho prisoner, nfter boiiic Kach nrttclo of femlnlno adornment wns do
lietiltatlnn. "Tho question Is rather embnr- scribed separately, beginning with hats.
raFcIng, but, of courso, I do not want to np- Aftor this camo "chignons nnd switches,"
poar to contradict tho pollcomnn, who, in- ono of which, "a Bnell now waterfall," Trc
deed, wns very kind." mont doscrlbed In detail. "It was round
"How did It happen?" Inquired tho mngls- measuring two foot In diameter nnd weighed
trnto. three pounds. It wns composed of brown
"Soma kind of npw drink, you know, wool ynrn covered with hnlr that once
ltcnlly, I don't know tho nnmo of It, but It ndomed tho end or a cow's tall, 'ino rctnii
was dreadfully mixed, nnd also very so- prlco wns G. Tho switches aro compeflod
ductlvo. I nm sure your honor, that yon of tho snmo material nnd havo tho exact
would know It if I could only descrlbo It nppenranco of horses' tails amputated close
proporly." to tho body of tho nnlmnl. No lady is won
"I nm sum I wouldn't." tho maclstrato dressed who has not attached to her head
replied. "I am no expert. Hut whero did one or tho othor of theao wondorful articles."
you get It?" Drosses woro worn short upon tho street
"Whoro7" tho prisoner repented, In a nur- with panniers nnd othor ornaments which
nrlsed mnnnor. "Whv. von know, of course tho fashion writer confosscd ho wns unnb'o
right over hero It's pecullnr that I can't re- to namo or descrlbo. For party or evening
member Ilia nnmo of tho streot. nut you rosh "trails" woro being worn. "Drcs3es
know It, Judge, I nm sure." nro cut low, nnd chomlscttos of laco, rucho,
"I don't know tho lenst thing about It," "to., aro mndo vlslblo theroby. Hoop skirts
retorted tho magistrate, with omphasls. and still maintain their onvlablo position, nnd,
hU manner beenmo sovero. "How many of though stilt encircling tho snmo precious
tlinan Mndnetlvi. drink .ll.l vmi lmvo?" forms, nro fnr less conspicuous nnd troublo-
"Iloally, your honor, I cannot toll, but I "omo to outsiders than formerly. Tho fnsh
nm sure you" lonablo slzo is sevonty-two inches nt tho
Tim mn fixtrntn iironuiif iinwn Mm envoi nn bottom and as large or larger nt tho top.
tho desk with a snap thnt made tho prisoner Tho now patent adjustable bustle Is now a
jump. necessity nnd Is ns universally worn ns
MTlm tmnlnn vnp linnnp Mm Inttni linn. BW itches nnd palpltntors." Tho rnBljion in
tened to sny. "but I only mennt to sny that blgh-liccled shoes had roiched Its oxtromo.
you may snfely presume that I had ftvo or' According to "Tremont" the swell adlos of
six, or mnybo It wns hIsc or seven, or It might St. IV till were wearing shoes with hco s
oven hnvo been seven or eight, or-" '"" Inchw high nnd one Inch wide, roqulr-
"That will do," tho innglstrnto Interrupted oro "ul" to wnlk In than a pair of
him. "I know ono thing iww, which Is thn' rol,or
I shall Imvn to flno you nnd I am sure
yo.V.,h" l?n? l!rtr.:,Try "" A Bachelor's Reflections
age,, to say wn.io mn policeman ..rngge, mm Now, ywk Vnw. N K,r, OTfr J1UlH, mnn
uut g. . m.u u ..mm. ...ii. .......... ,m (1(,n,t v0 t b( g,aJ , ,t
kuov, nn niroui u. Tll() (lovU hivontod heresy so that tho
churches .would bo so busy they would lot
rne colonel s uoinance him aiom..
In this world tho klckor always gets the
Chicago Times-Herald: "Colonel," Ml el tho thing" that tho man who hates to kick
romnntlo girl, "tell mo how you got that scar doesn't flrscrvo to got.
tion our left chcok. Oh, I Just know It must Whoii a womnn ond by not marrying a
bo a thrilling story. Wns It made by a bul- man It Is always either becniiso ho has got
let or a saber thrust? I profpr n sabor too wlso or ilso becnuso sho has got to
thrust. It scorns so much moro llko tho frnlLsh.
knlghthroit of old. You enn't seo a liullot Hvory man who Is In lovo has times when
coming, nnd I hero Is no wny to escape It or ho envies tho nncirnt Ilrltona. When nn
combat It. Hut when your .enemy rushivs nt nnclont Hrlton saw n woman ho wanted he
you with his uplifted rnber thero Is tho poa- ,weut IV r her with a club nnd brought her
ulblllty of parrying lim blow nnd cutting homo slung over his shoulder.
OMAHA NATIONAL BANK,
CAPITAL $l,()0(,0)(.
J. II. MILLARD, President,
WM. WALLACE, Cashier.
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and to ask them to examine every package they purchase,
and make sure that it has on the Iront a yellow label, with f(
our name and place of manufacture,
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DORCHESTER, MASS.,
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U your grocer does not keep the genuine article, please let
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