Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, January 28, 1900, Part I, Page 8, Image 8

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TALES Of YANKEE ENCHANTMENT. s
THE liUIlKLKSS CIIUSTNUT. §
A Story of Twooftlic Luziust JJoys in the World. g
Hy Charles HnltcM Loomls. *
( Copyrighted , by Clmrles Unttrll l.nomln. )
Mruioti nnd Jason Nn onvcro Just nbout
cm lazy ns hoys could be. They really had
enough lazlncsH to supply n whole family ,
tut they preferred to use It nil themselves.
They were so lazy th.it instead of walking
down hill to school Inwinter , a perfectly
easy task , for It was only half a mlle
straight ahead , they coasted down on their
sleds , and as winter at Loudon Hill alwaft }
eels In on the 1st of November and lasts
until the 1st of April , with snow all the
while , they , of course , coasted every day.
Then , Instead of pulling their sleds up the
hill again , they were BO lazy that they would
wait for the mall Bledic ? , which ramo along
Juat afl school was let out , nnd they would
hitch on behind and ho drawn homo again.
They were Just the same on the Ice pond
that lay between them and their Brand-
mother's thoroughly lazy. On Saturdays
they always took dinner with the old lady ,
nnd Instead of walking over the Ice to her
house , a distance of thrco sratit miles , these
lazy boys would put on their skates and
Bkato over.
Now It is a tradition among the country
folk of Loudon Hill that every fall tlu-ro Is
ono chestnut tree loaded down with burrless
chestnut * . Hut , us a matter of fact , nobody
In the memory of the oldest inhabitant hns
over happened to nnd the tree. Tim forests
nro thick around Ixiudon Hill , which might
account for It , but , then , the forests nro full
of boys at chcatnuttlng time , so It docs eecm
singular that no ono had ever como across
the trco slnco Anderson Sanderson gathered
flvo barrels of the nulB in 179 ! ) .
Of course , any of the boys would have
been glad to run across the tree , hut , bless
you ! the woods were nlways packed with
the ordinary kind of burry chestnut , and
nftcr a sharp frcst there wcro not many
that needed opening.
Hut you may bo sure that the day that
Mason nnd Jason bccamo old enough to go
cbcstnuttlng alonn they determined to dis
cover this tree and so save themselves the
bother of opening any burrs.
The morning nftcr the first hard frost. Just
as soon BH It was light , they got out of bed
nnd actually dressed without washing , they
wcro so eager to begin the search for the
tmrrlces tree. Forgetting to put on their
blouses , although the air was nippy , they
rushed out of the house with red worsted
caps on their heads and their blue school
Lags In their hands. "If there nro a lot , "
said each twin to the other for they wcro
both twlnn "wo'll get papa to harness up
Ned nnd take a barrel down to the tree. "
They were actually the first boya to enter
the woods that morning. The squirrels were
chattering orders to each other , for the win
ter storing began that day and they foresaw
n hard day's work to get ahead of visiting
filantH In the shape of small boys.
Mason and JnHon had not gone ton rods
before they came on a great tree , almost
bending beneath the weight of chestnuts.
Now , boys who weren't so fearfully lar.y
would have tumbled over each other In their
eagerness to get the bushels of nuts that lay
oipon the ground or clung to the open burr ?
ns if they were afraid to drop , but these
lazy bones both tsaid , "Shucks. Wo wouldn't
htop for that kind. Fancy having to climb
up a tree and shako It to get some of them
" " needles In hands , "
down. "And got your
said Mason ; "or perhaps slip out of the
tree , ' said Jason.
So they pressed on. At first the squirrels
snouted to each other when they saw them
coming : "Look out ! Hero como two. hu
mans , " but after awhile they seemed to un
derstand that the boys weren't nfter squlr-
rolp , but nfter burrless nuts , and they chattered -
terod derisively at them as much as to say :
"Wo'vo seen lazy people before , and they
never got Just what they wanton. "
After nn hour'fi fruitless or perhaps I
Bhould say nutlews search the woods began
to resound with the voices of other boys who
were taking advantage of Saturday holiday
to fill up their bags and baskets and palls.
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ONCrt TIII3V SAW A UKBIl.
Dardwcll Suulucll , Stlllwcll Stockwell am
IIowoll Newell eamo upon the t > vo boys I
the coursii of their wandering. Knch of th
trio had a bushel bag htilf full of the nittf
utmost n K big a K the Italian kltid. "Hcllc
Tioys , " said Ilardwcll Studwell. "Why nln'
you picking up nuts ; ton hard work ? "
" .Wo'ro huntlni ? for the burrless tree ,
ealil Mason and .lason.
"Oh. chestnuts ! " sild : Hllllwcll Storkwcll
"Kvery year some idiot kid does that , tin
It's Just a hundred years this fall , my Brand-
father say * ) , since the tree was found. "
"Why , what more do you watit than all
these nuts ? " said Howcll Newell. "I never
saw so many In my life. Well , If you must
go , good luck , but you'll find It easier In the
end to get what nuts you see and not hunt
for the other kind. "
"Why , half the fun Is knocking 'cm out of
the burrs , " said Unrdwcll Studwcll.
"Work Isn't ever fun , " chorused Mason
and Jason , nnd away they walked with eyes
peeled for the burrless tree.
They had foolishly como away without
any breakfast and long before noon they be
gan to bo awfully hungry , but If they wore
lazy they wcro nlso mullshly obstinate nnd
they wouldn't go back to get anything to eat.
They nto a handful of ordinary chestnuts
that they deigned to pick up , and , quccrly
enough , each boy got a pricker In his finger ,
because those particular burrs were not quite
open. This made them more than ever de
termined to search for the burrlcss kind.
"We'll make those boys look sick when wo
come home tonight with several flour barrels
full of nuts , " said Mason.
"Why not sugar barrels ? They're larger , "
said Jason.
"Heavier to lift , " replied Mason. "Flour
barrels will hold all wo want. "
All the afternoon they wandered. They
could hear the shouts of happy boys nud
could see their playmates staggering along
under heavy loads of the finest nuts that ever
grow around Loudon Hill , but they still
scorned to give up their errand and pushed
deeper and deeper into the forest.
Once they saw a deer , who fled In a fright ,
and rabbits innumerable leaped across the
path In front of them , whllo partridges and
quail Hew nbout In profusion. Finally the
chestnut trees began to diminish. Oaks
and pines there were In abundance , but they
seemed to have passed out oi the chestnut
belt.
"Wo'vo come too far. Let's go back , " said
Mason.
"No ; It's moro likely that the tree Is not
among the others , " answered Jason , so they
went on. But they were so tired. And so
hungry. And so depressed. They had not
walked as far In their lives and their leg
muscles swelled up In resentment of the
task Imposed upon them.
It must have 1)een close to 6 o'clock : cer
tainly the beams of the sun were almost
horizontal when Mason said , joyfully , "There
It is ! "
At tbo same Instant Jason uttered a cry
of fear , .for crouching to spring at them was
a panther. She had been lying on tbo out-
strctchod limb of an oak , taking an after
noon nap , and she had awakened just in
time to see her supper coming to her.
"Hero's lu'ck , " thought she and crouched
to spring.
Dut It the twins wore lazy , they were also
plucky. And there were no boys on Loudon
Hill who were such masters In the use of the
deadly sling. Doth boys eprang behind trees
and drew out their slings at the same time.
They always carried n pocketful of bullets ,
and they lost no time In loading up.
There was the tree , just laden , so that
It bent and cracked .with the weight of nuts ,
all of them hanging by their Tcathcrly tails
to the stem , nnd not a sign of a burr nn
them. H evidently needed but a tap on the
trunk of the trco to liberate them all. And ,
better yet , n well defined wagon path lc-1
from the tree out to the highroad , some
miles distant to bo sure , yet still easily
within reach of their hou c.
Hut there was the panther still crouchIng -
Ing and waiting for the boys to step from
behind the trunks. I tell you that such
plucky little fellows deserved to succeed , and
as far au the nanthpr was concerned they
did. They watched their chance nnd Just as
she clcsed her ey s , thinking she must have
dreamed that she saw two little boys and
wlsbjng to dream again , they slung their
'
tiho'tK and the two bullets joined forces
and penornted her brain nnd she fell off
that branch K dead as a door nail or oven
a window unit.
And as soon ns she fell every nut on the
tree dropped to the earth. Whether her fall
jhrrrd them off , or whether who was the
guardian spirit of the nuts nnd at her death
they were at the tnrrcy of anyone who chcso
t' ' to gather them , will never be known , but
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dence agaiiibt imitators and stibstitutors who try to' sell you U )
worthless preparations when CASCARBTS are called for , Ou <
Don't ever take substitutes , but insist on having u
CANDY CATHARTIC
The great merit of CASCAKETS makes big sales everywhere.
Therefore , now and then , dealers try to substitute something
just as good. " It's a He ! Don't let them do it , and if thej- try ,
write us confidentially at once. Address STUKLiKr. RBMHDV
t ( > > COMPANY , Chicago or New York. \U Druggists , lOc , 25c , 50c.
Beware of Imitations ! 411
there Is no doubt that the hnya ran Rl
under the trpo nnd filled their blue h s in
lews time than It lakes to say boo to n red
headed woodpecker , nnd you know how llt-
tlo time that takes.
Mnson nlways carried a ball of very line
tbrnad In his pocket and ho took It out nnd
tied ono end of It to the trco nnd then they
Blurted for homo unwinding U nil they went ,
so that they could find their way back. Just
as they got hnlf wny home the ball gnvc out.
By a curious chnnco Ja on nlwnyn carried
a ball of very fine thread In his pocket nnd
ho tlod his to the end of the other nnd they
ctntlnued their home run nnd met tholr
CROUCHING TO SPRINT AT THEM WAS
A PANTHER.
father Just nbout Blurting to look for them
with Neil and the big wagon.
"Wo'vo found the burrlces tree , " said both
together , "nud wo killed a panther. "
Old Grandpa Nnson was standing In the
gateway. "That's Just wbst Anderson Sand-
AS SOON AS SHE FELL EVERY NUT ON THE TREE DROPPED TO THE EARTH.
erson did the time he got the nuts. I've
heard my father tell of it time and again.
You're smart boys. "
The barrels were soon put In the wagon
and Mr. Nneon whipped up old Ned nnd fol
lowing the thread they came in course of
time to the three.
Mrs. Nnson had thrown a few apples and
a loaf of bread into the wngon , ns she
thought the boys might bo hungry. She hail
not worried , cs she had guessed what they
were doing. The twins nto the food as if it
had been a Thanksgiving dinner.
If. didn't take Mr. N'ason long , with the
help of a coal shovel , to fill seven barrels
with the nuts. Ho left the panther , because
Mrs. Nason hated cats of all kinds.
On the way homo they met Kneeland
Vreeland , and when ho saw the seven bar
rels of burrleKs nuts he congratulated them
"Although my eight barrels arc burrless
now and I taven't a pricker to show for it ,
it's a great chestnut year. "
The twins did not say that they had se
cured any prickers themselves. They wcro
really too tired to say anything.
That evening their mother boiled ant !
roasted a lot of the nuts and they were verj
good ; no better than ordinary nuts , but ex
cellent , neverttilcHS. But. strange to say
the boys did not care to eat any. They may
have been too tired to eat or they may have
UNWINDING IT AS THEY WCNT. St1
THAT THKY COULD FIND THHIR WA'i
HACK.
thought that such hard earned nuts deserved
n better fate , but , \\hatovor the reaaon , the
nuts went begging ns fur nn M.IKOII nm !
Jaeon were conccirned , and so , nftiv a few
days , they were all shipped out w U to a
tuctht'lces minister , to whom a box of good-
Ira wna expressed every fall by the mUslon-
ary society.
It would bo pleasant to bo able to say that
the boy were cured of their lazy ways , but ,
ns a matter of fact , they ntlll coast to school
and skate , to grandma's as of old , en the lea-
con of the burrloss nuts was lost on them.
TOASTIMJ TUB < | I'IK\ .
1'rcnllnr ninllnctloii Knjcijril liy
One rirlllxli llriclinriit.
There Is only ono regiment nmonr ; all
those who swear fealty to Queen Victoria
which docs not toast her majesty nt mc-s.
This la the Seventh Fuslloors. and the regi
ment la extremely proud of Its distinction In
) this respect , that 11 Is never expected to
toast the queen.
It seems that upon ono occasion. In the
long ago , some king of England was dining
with the officers of the regiment and sail
alter dinner ( h.if the losnl'y of dip Povrnili
Wflrf Miniflrntly well jisMirnl without ihclr
drinking ( he sovrrHgnVi health.
It Is n curious fa.'t the origin of which Is
not known that the. queen's health , on ship
board , Is drank by tbo officers sitting , In
stead of Htandlng , ns Is customary elsewhere.
Every night. In every ship which carries thy
Hag of the British umpire , her majesty Is
toasted by the clllcers.
Of all her majesty's regiments the Welsh
Fusllcers have the most curlotis nrmy toast.
It forms part of the ceremony of the grand
dinner given annually on St. David's day.
After the dinner the drum major , nccom-
] utiled liy the goat , the mascot of the Kual-
eers , bedecked with rosettes of ro.l mil
ilup ribbon , mnroluw around the table ,
carrying a plate of leeks. Every otllror or
guest , who has never eaten ono before Is
obliged to do so , standing on his chnlr , with
ono foot on the table , whllo the drummers
> cat a roll behind his chair. Ho Is then coll'
Idored n true Welshman. All the toasts nro
oupled with the name of St. David. It In In
ntich this way that the toast with "Hlgll-
nnd honora" Is drank. Knch guest Htnnils
vltli ono foot on his chnlr , one on the table
nnd the pipers a-plptug pnrado the rojm.
Toasting Sir Francis Drake Is nn Interest-
ng ceremony. The town of Plymouth , Hug-
and. consumes fi,000.000 gallons of water par
lay , nnd Its Ilrst regular supply was given
o the town during Sir Fr.incls Drake's
nnyornlty. Annually the town Indulges In
ho quaint ceremony of toasting his memory ,
vhlch Is done In this way. The pious
ncmo/y of Sir Francis is drank In water nt
ho hcnd wclr. Hut then the company
Irlnks In wine to the sentiment , "May thy
Icscemlants of him who brought us water
never want for wine. "
As to the word Itself toast. This Is Its
origin , which dates back to mediaeval times ,
vhen the loving cup was a feature of every
janquet. The cup would be filled to the
> rlm with wine or mend , In the center of
which floated a plcco of toasted bread. AJ'.cr
putting his lips to the cup the host would
mss It on to the guest of honor ; nftcr going
: ho rounds the cup finally came back to the
lost , who drained what remained and swal
lowed ' .he toast In honor of all the friends
assembled at table.
IMIATTM3 OK T1IK YOtJ.\STI2US. !
First Little Girl I'm never going to
speak to you again ; your father keeps a
saloon.
Second Little. ( Jlrl And I'm not going to
speak to you any more ; I saw your father
go Into It.
"Freddy , did you see the rubber man at
the museum ? "
"Voa. Uncle Bill , but ho ain't nc- good ;
ho dldn' squeak when I punched him. "
The mother was examining the proof of
her little J-yoar-olil daughter's photograph.
"Why didn't you smile , Nellie ? " she asked.
"I did smile , mamma , " she replied , "but
I "spcct tha man was busy an * forgot to
put it In. "
"George Ellison ! why didn't you wipe
your muddy feet ? "
"I'm showing my deep sympathy for the
Boers , mother. "
"In what way ? "
"Making treks. "
"Johnny , " said the mother of a precocious
youth aged u , "I told you to give your little
sister the lion's share of your candy and she
says you didn't give her any. Why didn't you
do as you were told ? " "I did , mamma , "
answered Jonny. "You see , lions don't eat
candy. "
"Beeslp , " said a mother to her little
dmightw , "you ought to be a himed to
spwk to your ffllhrr so Impertinently. I'm
sure you nrvcr heard me talk to him In
tr-nt manner. " "No. of course not , " rc
pllrd the rebellious little mlw , "but you
chooscd him nnd I didn't. "
"What la a furrier. Tommy ? " asked Ida
teacher of a pupil In the Juvenile class. "A
man who deals In furs , " answered Tommy.
' That's right , " said the teacher. "Now ,
Johnny , you may tell ma what a currier
l . " "A man who deals In curs , " was the
utHNpcctcd but logical reply.
4 .
Mc4hcr Stop pounding your llltlo brother ,
.Margie.Vlint do you mean by treating him
In that manner ?
Margie Well , mamma. I told him we hail
btttcr piny wo were engaged , but ho would
play wo wcro married.
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HO.MH I.ATII : xvtyno.\s.
Motornu'ii will npprcrliilB n now car
liruko iittarhment , which has u ratrhot
working vertically Instead of horizontally ,
a pin lioItiR Inscrttvl In the iloor to lift tile
ratplu-t Into contact with the toothed wheel
mounted on the brake rod.
A Mnryliind mini | < n Invented n machine
for till' mixing of sand , cement nnd crushed
sitono to form concrete , the materials bi'liiK
plnccd In a homier In layers , with a sinnll
opening at the bottom , through which the
Ingredients full on n lovolvlng cone to mix
them.
DustlcsH roads can lie rapidly made by n
California ! ! ' * machine , which hns n
plurality of dust-rtlrrliiR lingers , which are
adjusted to stir uji the enr.h In the road ,
a scries of pipes extending ut the rear of
tbo fingers to sprinkle oil from n reservoir
mounted on the machine.
In New York u man bus patented a collar
button which will save trouble In fastening
u HtlfC collar , the sliunk of the button being
telesconle , with nn Internal eirliiK : which
prevents the shank extending too far out
and nlso locks It in a contracted position
after the collar Is fastened.
Horses can easily be controlled with 1111
Improved bit attachment , which comprises
two L-Hlmiicd levers pivoted on the ends
of th ( ! bit , with looi.'i ; for the reins and
straps which pas.s around both jaws , a pull
on tbe rcln.s drawing the straps together to
shut off the animal's breathing.
To Insure the complete closure of n. RUH
key when turning : out the light an Im
proved lock has been designed , vomprlMlni ;
a siirliiK vvlre formed Into a double loop ,
which Is pivoted in the fixture nnd prespej-
aBiilnst ho slilu of the key to force either
side back against Its shoulder.
A Pennsylvatilnn lias patented an Im
proved coal bag and unloading .arrange
ment , comprising- central sustaining
member , surrounded by a. bag , which has
a gatherlnp cord ut the top , the bags be-
iiiK stispendec by the stems on a wooden
support for niHns from the chute.
Runaway horses can be brought under
control by a new dashboard attachment
which lias n bao bolted to the dashboard ,
with u lip pivoted to clamp to rein against
tbo base when nulled from the front , n
backward pull releasing It for tightening
the reins when u new bold Is taken by the
People struck by a new car fender can
not ro I under tbe wheels , the fender bo-
Iriff held in a vertical position In front of
the car and pivoted In such a. manner that
a blow on Its face causes It to fall back
ward and nssiimo n horizontal position ,
with the. front od cs raised to hold the
person.
Tbo Imlr can be rapidly dried after washIng -
Ing by the use of a new comb , which has
conrso teeth , formed of porous material
capable of withstanding great beat ,
whereby the moisture absorbed by drawIng -
Ing the comb throuch the 'hair la
evaporated by holding' the comb over a
flame.
those who know what Catarrh
really is , the old-fashioned way
of treating it , still used by
thousands who cling to old
methods , seems a woeful waste of
good energy.
Catarrh is inflammation of the
mucous membranes of the nostrils ,
throat and air passages.
It needs soothing , not irritating.
The constant hawking , the chok
ing , plugged-up , disagreeable sen
sation of tightness troublesome
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Back so lame that you can scarcely bend it Aches and throbs
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TOE DISCOVERY OF THE AGE
A Woman Was the Inventor.
Thousnndn have tried from time imme their parlors one trial bottle of tholr Com.
morial to discover same cfflcncloufi rumedy plexlon Tonic nbiolutely free , and In order
for wrinkles and other imperfections of tha that thee who cannot call or live away
'complexion , but none had yet succeeded un from New York may be bonnfltod they wilt
til the Mlescs Doir , tbo now famous Com Bond ono bottle to any adrlroao , all chare * *
plexion Specialists , of 78 Fifth nvcnue , New prepaid , on receipt of 25 cents ( stamps or
York City , offered the public their wonder silver ) to cover coit of packing and rteflrer-
ful Complexion Tcnlc. Thu reason BO many Ing. The price of this wonderful toulo U
( ailed to make this discovery before Is plain , $1.00 per bfittlo and this liberal offer nhouM
because they have not followed the right be embraced by all.
principle. Balms , Cream : , Lotions , etc. , The Mkses Dell have just publlchcd their
never have a tonic effect upon tbe BUIn , NEW HOOK , "SECRETS OP BEAUTY. " V
bonce the failure. This valuable work Is free to all doslrlnc It.
The MISSES BKLIVS COMPLEXION The book treats exhaustively of the import-
TONIC has a most exhlllaratlng effect upon unco of a good complexion ; tolls how w
tha cuticle , absorbing and carrying off all woman may acquire beauty nnd keep U.
Impurities which the blood by lie natural Special chapters on the care of the hair ;
tctlcn Is constactry forcing to the surface of how to have fiinirinnt growth ; harmless
the fkln. It is tn ths nkln what a vitaliz methods of making the hair preserve Ito
ing tojilc Is to the blr-od and nerves , a kind natural beuuty and color , even to advanced
kf new Ufa that Immediately exhilarates nnd ng * . Also Instructions how to banish
itrengthena wherever applied. Its tonic cf- uupcrfluous hair from the face , neck and
toct Is felt almost Immsdlatfly and It speed arms without Injury to the skin. This book
ily banishes forever from tbe akin freckles , will bo mailed to any oddrens on request.
pluiples , blackheads , moth patches , wrinkles , FREE TrUl nottlca of Wonderful Com
Ivvrapots , roughnasc. olllness , eruptions and plexion Tonic free at parlors or 25 cento
accelerations of any kind. ( cent of packing and mnlllns ) to these at
In order that nil may be benefited by their distance.
Great Discovery tbo Mlssos Half will , during Correspondence cordially solicited. Ad
ing the prfient month , civo to all callers at dress ,
THE MISSES BELL , 78 Fifth Av. , New Yon : City.
The Misses Bell's Toilet Preparations are for eale In tbla city bf
KUHN & COMPANY.
The Reliable Prescription Pharmacists ,
Cole Agents. i5th and DoiifrlfR Streets ,
why physicians don't proscribe silk underwear for every
E body is , that it is too dear for the average purse.
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It is anti-rheumatic ; soothing to the nerves ; warm ,
light , pleasing to the touch and eye , in a word , it pre
uC sents every desirable attribute , save that of low codt.
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is within reach of moderate purses. The wearer for the
first time reali7.es luxury in underwear
a Men's Shirt * , 34-44 , each . . . . . . . .52. 0 Ladles' Vesti , Z6-40 , e cb . . . . . .J2.50
a Men'n Drawers , 28-44 , each . > 2 SO Ladlof Drawers , 20-40 , each _ J2.CO H
o Men's Union Suits , 34-44 , c-ach .JS.OO I.adl s Union Suits , 26-40 , aach . . $3,00 4 >
Men's UndervvstB , 34-44 , each . 12.00 Ladtri * UnderwaUti , 26-40 , each.72.0) 4B
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Ladles' Short Underskirts , 24waist
ALL LEADING STORES. 0K
If your dealer can't supply you ve will. Kxprrss prepaid. *
KOTEDSSL& UNDERWEAR CO. , aH
MILI.nUKY , MASS O