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    OMAHA DAILY MONDAY SEPTEMBER 0 1807 ,
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THE OMAnADAiLY BEE.
K. HOSCVAATEU , Editor.
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Kins AU Snr-Bon A\lll resume sway
over Ills subjects vv Ith nil Ihu iiiui ( > anil
clieinnslnncc of a pi luce bom to the iim-
Over 100 licensed slot machines run
ning In full folnst and ns many moie auto
matic ximlliii : ) in.iuhiiU'S th.it ate not
licensed.
The paving conti.ictoi * ' war will ena-
lile Omaha to lay two miles nf pavement
sit loss expense than one mile was laid
Jive ycais ago.
We suppose the olllclal fusion party
cinbhnn will consist of a faimhousc , sur
mounted by a cracked bell , with a ioos-
tor looking out of the \\lndow.
Tlryan Is schetlitlod to ninko a labor
day speech at St. Louis today. . It Is
dollars to doughnuts , however , that he
mill not be able to point to a single act
of his by which the cause of oi
labor lias been piomoted.
Like most clicus ennuis , it Is found
th.it the number of people In attendance
at the tliiee-iluged polillc.il tent bhou
at Lincoln last wcelc was e.viggei.itcd to
heveial times the ilguies .nihtd at by
touuthif , ' the money t.ilven In at the door.
Whatever may be I ho case In othei
state's thi silver dcmori.its of Xebr.itKa
huve ceit.iinly left no l.itch stilngs out
for the Koldsin of the p.nty , and the
sound money demociats aie not tlie men
to beg foi an Invitation to utnin to the
fold.
With $28,000,000 moie pioceeds from
this yeai's cotton eiop Hum fiom last
year's ciop , us estimated by the accepted
nntlioiltles , the southern farmer must
lie comlmed that , piosperity is not bee-
E t tlonal , but shaied by all JUHS of the
Buition.
!
The nuke-up of the oliicial ballot in
1 Iowa has gotten into the courts on an
Injunction of the luslonlst.s to ptevent
the straight populists putting their can
didates on the tlcKet. It's a poor year
When the election laws fall slioit of their
due shines of litigation.
With a deficit In the police fund of
more than $10,000 staling it In the face ,
tiie police bomd still persists In main
taining on the payioll M\ useless detec
tives and two chiefs of detectives beside *
a Mipcinumciary captain anil a supei-
iiumerniy soigeant. Thus Is reform and
economy fused.
When the unfortunate deaf mutes of
the stnte me fanned out by the governor
to satisfy the popoci.itle piessnre for
Milnilcd pationago , tlie time has cer
tainly arrived when partisanship has
i im riot In all tiie state's educational ,
chinItulflo and benevolent Institutions , as
jwcll as In the state house H.si'lf.
The fco-called silver lepnbllcans of
Colorado pictcnd to be still icpnhllc.ms
lint threaten to pub their nominee off tlie
ticket unless ho declines to stand as the
pandiditteof the regular lepub'.lcaus , who
li.ivo also renoinlnateil him. Itepnb-
llcanlhin that wilt not let republicans
support their ticket junst1 be of a pecu
liar biand.
If Governor Holcomb Mucetely be
lieved that the inteiests of the State In
stitute for the Deaf and Dumb de
manded tlie leimnal of Hupeilntendent
Olllesple , wiiy did he not dismiss him
Hummarlly , Instead of leaving It to Mr.
Gillespio to deeldo whether ho should
retire on Keptemlier 1 or remain t\vo
longer , till September 15.
' Nebraska prohlbltlonLsts have filled up
their state ticket by adding the name of
a second nominee for university regent ,
only one having been chosen In conven
tion. Whether the oilglnal omission was
nn oversight or Intentional In the ex
li" pectation that the piohlbltlou candidate
would bo taken up and endorsed as one
of the fusion candidates Is still a matter
for speculation. Itla safe to gay , how
ever , that none of the piohlbltlonlst nom
inees will feel greatly disappointed If
they fall of election.
run
The Joint attack begun last week by
the rallioad attorneys of N'ebraskn upon
the constltutloimilty of the law creating
the State lloaid of Tianspoitatlon Is a
innxqueiade designed to dhert public at
tention from the shameless sell-out of
the people by the ptesent members of the
state bonrd.
The history of the state rallioad coin-
mission , known ns tlie State llontil of
Tiaii'-poitatioii , offois an Instructive les
son. In 1SSO an amendment to tlie con
stitution creating an elective state rail
road commission was voted down at the
polls by a decisive majority. The people
if Nebraska although desiring icllef from
extol donate tolls and protection ngaiiist
favoritism had no faith In nillroad coin-
missions either elective or appointive.
They demanded fiom the legislature the
enactment of laws llxlng maximum rates
and Imposing penalties for disci inilna-
lion as contemplated In and authori/ed
by the state constitution. In defiance
of the expiessed will of the people the
leglslatuie of 1887 , chosen at the same
election at which the constitutional
amendment was i elected , passed a bill
at the Instance of the lalhoad managers
and framed by the rallioad attoineys
creating an appointive rallioad commis
sion. In older to get aiound the supteme
court decisions that no new executive
olllces can be cieated by tlie legislatme ,
the commission was to take the form of
thiee .sal.nicd seciet-nies to a bnard com
posed of three of the existing Mate
olllcers.
The manifest aim and object of this
legislation was to stave off lailro.td
regulation by law and pull the people's
no-es through tliiee lalhoad tools paid
by tlie taxpajeis. Tlie expectation of
the rallioads was that In due time the
law would be declared void by tlie couits
or that tlie powers of the boaid would
be cm tailed so an to make It haimless.
In tills they wore disappointed. When
the test case was made the supieme
com t not only upheld the law but con-
stiued it to give Hie commission all the
powcis of u'gulation which the legisla
tme could exeii'lse. Thwarted In tills
dliection the lallroad magnates found
little tumble In nullitjlng the law
thiough < ubseivlent seeiot.uies ap
pointed with their sanction and ap-
pioval. This line-faced impostme
natnially e\aspeiated the people and
finally uilmlnatod in tlie maximum i.ite
bills which weie promptly hung up by
tlie lailioads in the United States couits
IJvcr since the populists organi/ed as
a political paity their conventions have
made it a special point to denounce the
do-nothing state bo.nds of transpoita
tlon and their abolition was repeatedly
demanded In their platforms. Dining
se\eial sessions of the legislature popu
list members intioducod bills lepealing
the law creating the boa id which weio
carefully smothered by the lailroad mem
bers of their own and other pa i ties.
When tlie populists came into full con-
tiol of the state government a year ago ,
it was expected that one of their flint
acts would be to do away with tlie use
less and costly State IJoaid of Trans
portation.
Hut here the people weie fooled once
moie. The policy of the fusion slate
goveinmcnt not to abolish sinectnes butte
to fill them and Increase theii numbei
became quickly appaient. All that was
done \\.is to exchange one set of i ilii i.id
puppets for a woise set , if such a thing
could be. The deposed .secietaiiea made
no pieieuse ot doing anj thing moie than
diawing their silailes. The new secie-
tniie-s pose as enemies ot monopolies and
tilists while they owe their places to the
railtoiid influence and take their oiden
at lailioad headquaiter- regulaily as
do the men who wear railioad nnifoinn
and badges. For eight months this f.nc
had been in piognvss .it the state home
when the appioaeh of the allied null-
monojioly conventions made a new
demonstiatlon necessary to pievent an
evpression lellectlug upon the bo.nd as
well as upon the whole fusion govein-
nifiit. The Tibbies case attorded the oi-
poitunlty foi another grand-stand play
and the i.illio.ul l.iwjers piomptly came
to the icseiie with an attack upon the
constitutionality of a law for which they
themselves me icsponsible and wliith
for ten yeais lias been on the statute
books and Its validity leeogni/.ed by
tlllMII.
While this ruse w .s Mieces ful with
the convention that was bnlldo/"d Into
haimony by tin-pan stage thunder and
skyiocket oi.ttory. tlie game can not bo
wotked so easily on the intelligent
masses.
C.ltAWUMl'ITII \ \ .1 D
TIio mayor and council me grappling
with the piolilt'in how to make ends
meet in vailous city funds , that thieaten
to gi > e out lielore tlie end of tlie fiscal
year. Tin exhibits recently submitted by
thoeompti oiler atid treasurer show that
tlie thieatened oveilaps are legacies of
the Itioateh administration , which
squandered many thousands of dollais
for political .street w'ork and pipe laying
In an efl'oit to peipetuate it.self. Tlie
problem now Is how to finance the city
within the limit of Its resouicos and do
the work which Is absolutely essential.
Theie Is no doubt that expenses can
bo curtailed In seveial of the dep.nt-
nients by laying off emplojes who can
bo spared , and tempoi.nily leduclng the
pay of Mich as aie retained , The pub
lic thoioughfaips must , however , be kept
In passable condition and the streets in
the business center kept clean.
Tlie tlie department must be main
tained In an elllelent condition and if
the fire fund falls short of the demand
the moans must be piovlded In some
way. It Is an open question , however ,
whether the foico cannot be reduced
at soveial points without materially ctip-
pllng It. With regard to the polleo It Is
a dlnVient matter. That body Is no
toriously top-heavy and can and should
bo pruned down within the limits of the
available funds. This will not Inteifero
with the exposition , which will not call
for an Increased polleo force befoie the
spilng of JSilS , when tlie new tax levy
can be diawn against.
In the health department there Is also
room for retienchment. Under the new
charter the police are requited to per
form the greater yurt of Uit > inspection
woik , for which special Inspectors weie
formeily employed.
Another Held for the economists Is the
street lighting department. The ga.s In
spector's oillce Is a sinecure that can bo
dispensed with. The duties devolving
upon the gas Inspector can be readily
perfoimed by the city elect ! lelan. The
distribution of .sheet lamps , too , can be
leadjusted so us to effect savings with
out materially deci easing tlie elllclcncy
of tlie street lighting.
While cutting down expenditures the
mayor and council should also device
plans for Increasing the icvenues , which
can be done without Imposing unjust
burdens upon holiest taxpayeis.
/i Bu/jfWM.iA' wir ;
The comment of the London Statist , a
journal of hlgji authoiity In llnanclal
matteis , on the outlook for American
seemltios , must be tegatded as leaysiir-
Ing. We have been healing for some
time that there was a feeling of distiust
abroad In regard to Ameilcan Invest
ments , that foielgn capital did not feel
sine of the future of our euuoiiey and
that the geneial sentiment was unfavoi-
able to putting any money into anything
Ameilcan. This was not surpiislng In
view of the fact that our own liuanciers
and newspapois weie continually a .seit-
lug that our curiency system was bail
nnd that theie was an Imperative neces
sity for lefornilng It. Such an assem
blage as that which mot at Indianapolis
some months ago and declined that there
could be no piospiulty In the United
States until tlie cmiPiicy system wan
changed , at the Mime time pioclalmlng
that theie w.ts continual danger oi panic
and llnanclal distmb.uiee so long as
existing conditions were maintained ,
could not tall to have an unfavoiable
effect upon foreign conlldoiiLO. Kiiri-
pean capitalists aie veiy apt to attach
undue impoitanco to such public ex
pressions as that of the Indianapolis con-
feience and hence to draw Inaccurite
conclusions. There is not the least I'M
son to doubt that Ameilcan secinltics
have sniffled abioad by leason of tlie
diseiedlting of our cuiiency system at
homo by tlie .so-called letouners
Theie appeals , however , to be an
awakening iibioiul which foreshadows a
change for tlie better. Already there is
moie demand for American secuiities
and tlie le.ison for tills ib been In the
declaiatlon of the Statist : "That theie
Will be iucieases in eainingsi is a moral
ceitainty. " This is a sound lew. Tlie
i.iilroads of the United States aie now
oaiuing moie than at a coiiespondlng
time lor seveial jeais , piobably since
lt > l > .i. Theie Is not the least icason to
doubt that their cainlngs for at least
a year to come will steadily inciease.
All the conditions arc fa\oiable to it.
tlndei such clicmustaiii.es , with tlie as-
sui.nico that the cuuency of the country
will be maintained on a sound basis , a
lestoratlon of faith abioad in Ameiican
.secuiities can easily be understood.
The contioveisy between Senatois
Chandler and Frye in regaul to the .sec
tion of the tin iff law which piovide.s lor
a disci Iminatlng duty of 10 pel cent on
Impoitations under certain conditions
seems likely to be altogethei itnpioht-
able. The chaige made by Senator
Chandlei is that the clause as It appt'iiib
in the ptesent t.uill' law was biiuepti-
tlously amended so as to imohe condi
tions not contemplated by the disci im-
Inating piovision in preceding taiill laws
extending over a long period. Senator
Frje take * , issue with this , as do .some
other iepiiblic.ni senators , asseiting that
tlie change in the wction of tlie new
tinilf was made without any conceil-
ment , as alleged , and without any doshe
to accomplish any ciiange fiom existing
Loiulltlons. Senator Allison , as a num
ber ol the senate finance committee , lu ?
distinctly btated that he knew of nothing
in connection with section ' 1 of tlie taulf
law tliat was not pmfeetly pioper and
legitimate and he has expiessed the
opinion that it wa.s not tlie intention of
congiess to btilke at tlie competition of
the Canadian lailioads.
We cannot see what good can ailse
fiom this issue between .senators in lef-
cientu to tills matter , except in the pos
sibility that it may lead to a pioposltion
lor changing tiie legislation at the com
ing session of umgtess. It Isery im-
piob.ible , however , whether this can be
done. It ib moie than likely that if
biought to a test it would lie found tliat
a majoiity in both houses of congies ,
aie In la\or of the provision as it sl.imli
in tlie piesent law , which in an Impor.ant
lespect is diffeicnt Mom the discilml-
natlng clause In piecuding t.nia' laws ami
conseinieiitly moie likely to involve us
in conflicts witii other commeicial na
tions whose ships do a lingo p.nt of our
inteinatlonul trade. "Especially i.s theie
danger of an Issue witii Great Itiitain ,
gio\\ing out of an inlerpii'tation of the
commoiclal treaty or tieatles witii that
nation. There lias not been mui.Ii said
abioad In icgaid to tills matter , but tlieie
can be no doubt that sooner or latei we
Hhall haw1 some wiy positive statements
fiom Huropoan governments and pai-
ticulaily fiom that of Cireat liiltaln on
the suliject.
Of course a great deal depends ujion
the intei pi elation of section 'Jli of ( lie
taillT law by the attoiney geneial of the
United States , which Ib expected to bo
made public within the pie.sent week. If
tliat oflleial should give a ladlcal con-
stinctfon of the piovlslonbo tliat it would
be made applicable to goods coming Into
the United States In bond over Canadian
ratio.ids and to mcichandlse Imported in
ships fiom counties ! not embiaced In
commeicial treaties , there Is leason to
expect the development of n. new Issue of
moio or less giavlty to our International
commeicial relations. Undoubtedly tills
la fully re.ili/.ed at Washington and tlie
attoiney geneial is thorefoio giving the
most ctneful deliberation to the subject.
In the meanwhile wo cannot seewlmt
profit tlieio can bo In discussing how the
discriminating clause In the new tariff
law came to assume Its present form.
In order to enable Douglas county to
contilbntc Its shaic to the exposition
through the bond Issue , authoil/.ed by the
legislating a petition , signed by 1,000
voteis , will have to be tiled with the
Hoard of County Commissioners before
Uio cud of September. The pioclaiuutlon
submitting Hie Tiond ptopo ltlon to the
people inust'W'ftindi1 ' jmlille thirty days
pi lor to the'nVln.otlon ' , which tills year
comes on November 2 ,
Omaha ha 'mfide a splendid showing
In the wcek' eJearlngs , Itn Inciease being
fll.7 per cent o\er the t'oriespoiidlng
week of 18lnf ! ) ! \ \ \ exceeding In aggregate
those of Mlluankee , St rani , Buffalo. In
diannpolls and several other cities of
larger impulsion.
It was a very afliolt thing for Uu > pojio-
crats to pusll lip Meieer and other ex-
republicans to tin1 ft out lu opening their
campaign. They want aeciults fiom tlie
republican camp to replace-the democrats
who icpudlate icpudintlon.
The 01 gnu of tlie gamblers' gang wants
to know why The Ueo does not scoie
Mayor Mooros for voting for the restoia-
tlon of Igwtnt to tlie police force. The
leasoii is because Mayor Mooies did not
vote to lestore Slgwait.
Let the asphalt paving contractois
light If they wish. The public can look
on complacently so long as It means
eheapet prices for substantial pavements
on streets sadly In need of rop.ivlng.
A-phalt pin Ing at ? 1.2' per squaie juul
ought to be a bait tempting ouou li to
fekii tlie slgiuituies of men the pioperty
owneis along Capitol inenuu to a peti
tion for rcpavlng.
I'rnut of Prospcrlt > - .
Mhitlcapolla Tribune ,
It Is counlcil an Important alqn of return
ing prosperity In Now York that there Is
a great ilennml for unskilled labor. As n
rule , skilled labor Is the first to HnJ em
ployment , anil when the lUiiuml takes In
the Viiskllloil , then \\o nny know that work
Is pressing.
Tin- Same Old Stor > .
New "iork Mull niul ixinc s
More mortgiges t\a\a \ been paid off In
Mlrncsoti this jear than \\crc canceled In
thu t\\o jcars preceding Thus , eist and
west , north and south , prosperity tells the
same old story of good times so often that
It Is becoming almost monotonous.
i\lil-pli-ncc Illililli-s ' 1 licorles.
llull unpolirt Journal.
The assertions of the slherltei regarding
the insulllciency of money to do the business
of the country are being as conspicuous ! }
disproved as nil their other assertlonb
Business Is Increasing every day and the
crops are moving as ne\er before , jet there
is an abundance of money for all legitimate
purposes
.Some 'Ihrcntv tlmt Kiillt il.
Cincinnati Tribune
It is not observed that the countries which
were making that terrific protest against our
new tariff three mojiths ago are putting any
ot their Implied threats Into execution. They
know now what they knew then , tliat the
balance of traili was , In their favor , and that
they could not aCtord to carry out anj of their
threats. f j
Cniisi * of"llie lrj'li.SH. .
InfllnmitolN Journal
"Yas , " eatdha J cbraska man , "wo1 had
plcraty water here"till we took to raisin'
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watermelons
"Aw , really ? " responded the tourist.
"Pact. They1 grcmed so fatt and so big
that they jest 'imtcVally took all tlie water
out the air and the ground And then , like
a lot of dern Tools ! we shipped 'cm out of
the country. And they ain't been no water
to speak of herp sence "
AW-- ! , , : , ,
A Me * It'll n HPinliilNoeiicc.
Mexican llcrahl
A guldo book to Spain , dated 1S55. casually
mentions that "a Mexican dollar Isalued
at 4 shillings 4 pence ! " The recollection of
these delightful da > s when a dollar was a
coin to travel with , nnd made a rojal tip for
a seivant , makes some of our older citi/ens
pensive The \ctcrans of the Vcra Cruz i all-
way will tell the curious questioner of the
time -when they sold tl'olr dollars at a neat
premium. Time has down and the < * asle on
the dollar has also llov n away with some of
Its \aluo
\\IIIiliiu Wnulil I'n > tlie Price.
Now Tork Pun
The Minneapolis Times has put itself to
the trouble and expense of asking Hon. Wil
liam Jennings Bryan , by telegraph If the
story was true that he had demanded $1 MO
for making a speech at the great democratic
camp meeting which is to be held at Spring
field , 0 , some time this month. "The state
ment is entirely without foundation , " said
Mr. Dryan. So the Sun had tl o happiness to
say as soon as the Story appeared. Mr.
Br > an is resolved not to be a plutocrat , and
Ills wish to do good Is so great that he would
cheerfully | ny $1,500 for the privilege of
making a speech.
Poimeriii' } Vlp-nril at Short Itnn i- .
1'hllfiJelphla llocord ( dcni )
There never has been a convention BO dis
graceful to the day and the age as tlie dem
ocratic state convention held at Heading
Wednesday. It Is dllli-'ult to speak with pa
tience or calmness of the proceedings
Instead of doing Its obvious and necessary
work the convention resolved itself into a
dlsoiderly mob , not amenable to ordinary
usage or parliamentary control , and pro
ceeded first , without rightful authoiity , fo
thrust Mi. Harrltj out of his place as a
member of the National Democratic com
mittee , becomlly , to adopt a red ing plitform
on an Issue not in controversy which had
been condemned by the laigcst majority
over cast at an election In Pennsylvania ;
and , thirdly nnd lastly , as a sort of after
thought , when the way to possible success
had been blocked and barricaded , to name
candidates for auditor general and state
truabuier.
In what plight does this disgraceful action
of the Heading convention leave the dem
ocratic voters of Pennsylvania , who will
read with shame and amazement the dctnlls
of Its proceedings ?
i\lilnlnlnK tin * IllHf lu Wlioiit.
Chicago Tribune
The populists and the frco sliver repub
licans felt It Incumbent on them to attempt
to explain why wheat } s gone up to the
great enrichment flf , fho Nebraska , farmers
while silver has , sunk to 51 % cents an
ounce. The populisti.ptato . that
"Wo are thaukul ? to Providence rather
than to any manifqr , , tliQ measure of pros
perity with whl n pur state has been
blcs&cd , and wo aUfJUto | | the rlso In wheat
to foreign ucarqty , ratht'r than suppose it
to be the result , , pf jlear sugar or an in
creased tariff oil ) Rtrajv. "
Tim free silver rujmbllcana declare that
"Wo recognize ln-tlio bountiful crops of
this country and the entire failure of the
crops In competing countries a special ad
vantage to our peilplrf by raising the prlco
of farm products , bill no deplore famine In
other lands and.vuuiL prosperity that docs
not depend upon the adversity of the bal
ance of the world. "
It is eas ) to uoVha # disagreeable to these
follows Is that PJftfPflty which the farm
ers of their state are enjoying at this mo
ment. They assure those farmers that this
prosperity Is quite accidental , duo to crop
failures abroad , which they deplore , and
that cheap silver dollars alone can give
permanent prosperity.
But these free Bllverltes do not attempt
to explain to the wheat ralsurs how they
would bo any batter off at this moment If
they were paid for their grain in 33-ceut
free coinage silver dollars Instead of 100-
cent'gold dollars. Were thuy to get two
and a. half of the former where they uow got
one of the latter they would got less value ,
though getting forty times the weight In
metal.
Nor do the frcu sllverltei promise that
crops shall bu good In the United Slates and
bad lu thu rent of the world In tbo event
of free coinage , and yet they admit that
high wheat prices are due to these condi
tions. 'Ihey promise the farmers nothing ,
specifically They simply auk them to vote
for free silver and tbo candidates of the
coalition.
POIXTHHS ox
Crawford Ttl&uno ! And in lew than six
months from the day McKlnlcy wi * Inaugu
rated wheat reached M per bushel.
Rdgar Post' There Is "pry dirt" on every
quarter section of land In Nebraska , and it
Is panned out In the shftpe ot golden grain
And gold simulant llvo stock. No min will
freeze or ntnrvc to death whllo working the
dlRglngi either
Qpnoi Leader When you pin a pop down
he will admit that times have always been
much better under republican admlulstrA-
tlonH than under any other , but Invariably
attributes It in luck Well , wo'll bt blamed
If wo don't stick to the party as long ns its
luck holds out , anyhow
Kearney Hub Nebraska is the greatest
agricultural stito in the union this year.
The United States loads every other country
on the face of thu globe in the matter of ag
ricultural production. Consequently Ne
braska Is ahoid ot the world this year as a
crop producer. Of course wo beir the hon
ors blushtnRty , while willing that the world
should know nil about It.
Button Advertiser-News. Jolm Knlishcr
sowed ten acres of winter vv holt last fall.
Hcsults 100 bushels of the best quality of
wheat , testing nearly sixty-three pounds to
the bushel A part of this ho has sold for
S3 cents , making the proceeds of the ten
acres worth $332 , or $12.20 per ocro. Gov
ernor Holcomb will not use such statistics
In his effort to prove that farming does not
pay lu Nebraska.
York Times Up at Stromaburg a farmer
sold his wheat , paid Ills mortgage and float
ing indebtedness , bought his wife a now
rnngo and sowing machine , took $100 to go
to Buffalo and glvo himself nnd his poor ,
tired ulfo an outing , nnd had $300 loft.
When he had finished nil the business ho
wiped his brow with his shirt Rlccvo and
tumarkcd , "I > oted for Bryan last fall , but
I'm d d glad ho wasn't elected "
Not folk News Ono delightsome condition
of the advances taking place In larin produce
la that they have come while the stuff Is In
thu hands of the fanners Usually the
speculator unnages to repress the price until
the crop has been drawn out of tlie pro
ducers' hands Into those of the middleman.
Now the extra profit goes Into the hands of
the men who are best entitled lo. it who
need It most and to whom it will do the
mcst good.
Tairbury Enterprise : Our populist friends
batdly know what to say about the high
price of wheat and the lo\v price of silver.
It is claimed by some that wheat is so high
ns to make the price of Hour n hardship to
the consumer whllo others say that wheat
cught to bo worth $1 50 n bushel. Perhaps
It would be , it wo were on n silver basis.
It would take u.ore than two Mexican dol-
liis to buy a bushel of wheat , jet nobody
wants to sell his wheat for Mexican dollars
Hastings Tribune Thu man who howls
oalamltj now ought lo be bucked and
gagged , There is m > occasion for his lamen
tations He mikes of himself a nuisance
and gives other people that tired feeling
that marks the appearance of a calamltj
co or It has hurt Nebraska more than the
drouth or hot winds Now wo want to en
joy our prosperity. Wo waut to" see the
people bapp } Even tbo popocratlc editors
may get rid of the blues There is nothing
more painful than to see editors shaking
with political ague. The clouds on their
classic countenances should be swept away
by the wind in this " ( svNheat ) bje and bjo"
Nothing can reduce their cheek or lessen
their gall , but the sunshine of Jo > over
returning1 prospeilty might get into their
hearts by way of their stomachs But no !
The peop'e's gain Is their loss They grow
rich fastest when people are In financial
distress , acid so they are Justified In wearIng -
Ing sack cloth and ashes at this time.
Norfolk News Republicans on the plat
form in Nebraska last fall almost unani
mously used the argument that supply and
demand created value and the free sliver
sheets with ono accoid hooted the idea and
claimed that value was produced by legisla
tion Today these tame calamity editors nre
attempting ( o throw all credit for Increased
pi Ices on United States products to the crop
failures In other parts of the world In order
to prove that the present republican gov
ernment Is not responsible for them In any
degree , and while they are doing this are
knocking the everlasting stuffing out of their
campaign arguments for ISOtf. Republican
papeia , on the contiary , nre free to admit
that these failures are responsible to a degree -
greo for the Increased prices of farm prod
ucts , but Insist that the demand and consequent
quent value Is largely augmented by Judi
cious and favorable legislation , which Is
proved by the fact that supply and demand
as well as value has always been noticeable
under republican rule , while the contrary
lus been tin1 case under a democratic re
gime Besides there have been no failures
In foreign countries of the Iron , steel , cot
ton , wool , meat , labor and other Items that
are In demand and commanding higher
prices In this countrj than was the case last
fall , and the icpublicans claim that the In-
cieiso In values of these are directly re
sponsible to the passage of a protective tariff
law.
JMHSONAI < AM > OTHIJIIAVISK.
The only section of this country disturbed
by section 22 is that lying near the northern
border.
A Cleveland preacher thundered from his
pulpit Sunday night , "Who owns the city
council ? " A discreet silence enveloped the
auditorium.
Seth Low has been nominated by the cit
izens' union for mayor of Greater New York.
As might bo expected , Tammany Is disposed
to lay low.
Mr Quartz , the socialistic candidate for gov
ernor of Vlrg'Inla , is not wasting much time
campaigning. lie l attending ( Urlctly to
his business of peddling suspenders
A novel movement gathering strength lu
Milwaukee has for its object "municipal own
ership ot aldermen " Is it posslblo that
aldermen own the Cream City ? Perish the
thought.
Atlanta women , Incensed at the theater
hat ordinance , nre pushing retaliatory meas
ures to prevent men going out between the
acts If the fomlnlno hat must go the mas-
cullno "night-cap" will have to go along
with it ,
Connecticut Yankee genius holds Its own
with the rest of the countiy , as It did In the
lialcjon days of wooden nutmegs The last
report of the patent olllco shows that Con
necticut has more Inventors lu proportion to
population than any other state in the union
The king of Slam , oil his recent visit to
England , was shown a picture of MOHCS
descending from Mount Sinai bearing the
t-iblets of tiio law The king did not under
stand the subject very well , and when it waa
explained to him ho asked : "And who was
Moacs ? "
Judge Wellhouao , who Is called the "Apple
King of the World , " hus 1 010 acres of land
in Leavenworth , Miami and Osage counties ,
Kansas , devoted to , the rulturu of the apple.
The orchards contain 100,000 trees In thir
teen years ho has picked moro than 400,000
bushels of the fruit.
A Now Yoik woman has organized n so
ciety to bo known as "Tho Daughters of
1781-1RIC. " The dates are entirely too remote -
mete to insure success of the organization
A range of thlrtv-four } ears is a modfrato
ouu for guessing purposes , but it is too
much to expect that any member will ac
knowledge even the inter year as the data
ot birth
When President Tauro started for IHmsIa
liu took with him three coats , three redln-
gotes , three complete suits , three "smok-
ings , " thirty shirts , eighteen handkercheifs ,
twenty-two pairs of socks , twenty white ties ,
six colored ties , eight pairs of boots and
shoos and Mr. Rtlcuno The article last
mentioned is not a garment , but a valet , and
It was ho who gave out the interesting list
Cleveland derives a handsome revenue
from KB gas franchise The city receives
G % per cent of the company's gross re
ceipts , which amounted to $50,44590 for the
last fiscal year The fund from this source
now amounts to $260,352 , and this sum , to
gether with future ) receipts , is to bo devoted -
voted to the erection of a $2,000,000 city
hall The prlco of gas is SO cents a thou
sand cubic feet ,
Tlie crop of gaiety In the present off year
campaign promises to smash several records.
There li such an abundance of It In sight
already that It would be a reckless assault
on vest buttons to call attention to more
than ono at a time. In tickling qualities and
luxuriant fragrance the sample abroad In
Iowa deserves first place Just Imagine the
host of frco coiners shouting for the election
of a goldbug and democrat ! ) with the warts
of a score of campaigns ripping their gar
ments in an effort to elect a prohibitionist
to ofllce , The spectacle hasn't been equaled
since the ghost dance cased to contribute to
Uie mirth of tbo world.
noon wonns rorx STATU TICKKT.
Tribune : JuJfro Test will lend
the republican party to a great victory this
fall ,
Ord Quiz' Tlie republican state convention
was a most harmonious and successful meetIng -
Ing of republicans The ticket was good and
the platform just the thing.
Hotdrcgo Progress1 Harmony is one of th"
elements In political success and the rcpub-
HcMiis have an almndanco ot that nnd It we
nro not much surprised the opposition will
be surprised by the tlmo election la eve > r
Genoa Ixader : The republican state con
vention nt Lincoln last week was a Imrmonl-
otia , enthusiastic affair and tbo candidates
nominated will command the united support
of republicans lu every section of the utato
Albion Now a The republican state con
vention was a vorj haimtmloua gathering.
Ail nominations vvcro made by acclamation
No opposition of consequence was exhibited
to tbo ronomlnatiou of Judge Post and no
otluir name was presented to the convention
Norfolk News Populist pipers quite gen
erally throughout the state pronounce
Judge Post an excellent candidate and ono
whom it will bo hard to belt Mnuy seem
to think there is not n man In their party
who will bo nblo to win at the polls against
him
WnhooWasp : The selection ot lion A.M.
Post for re-election to the supreme court
by the republican state convention was the
proper thing to do. An experience of sU
yoirs upon thu bench has fully demonstrated
his fitness tor the position Ht < has uiado.
a record for ability and fairness that w III
stand the closest scrutiny.
McCook Tilbuno The cbnrncler nnd abil
ity of Judge A M Post m < i ko htm n r.iml- )
date tliat the republicans of the stite cm
support wi'h enthusiasm and In a united
way that ought to pull him through the cam-
pilgu to a decisive victory In Novemboi
The Judge has served In the court ot last
resort with conspicuous ability during the
inst six } ears and Is thereby bottot prepiied
for further duty on the supreme bench
Western Nebraska Observer1 The repub-
liein state ticket nominated last Thursday
Is T satisfactory ono to republicans all over
the state. Judge Post was rcnomlnntcd for
supiemo judge , as every ono supposed ho
would bo on account of the faithful seivlco
he has rendered the state In the past In
that capacity. C. W Kaley ot lied Cloud
and John N , Dryden of Kearney v\ero nom
inated for regents of the University ot Ne
braska.
Stantnn Picket- The
republican state con
vention was an enthusiastic and haimbnlous
gathering Them was no contention. Judge
Post was renomlnatcd for supiemo judge and
C. W. Kaley foi regent , both b > acclamation ,
whllo John N Dryden was nominated for
the other regent Last fall with the prestige
of hav ing a national candidate w Itliln the
state the fuslonists cairled Ncbiaska. Tills
fall theie is no national candidate , crops
have gone republican , prices have ROIIO re
publican and the state will go icpubllcan.
Mlnden Gazette- The rcpubll an state con
vention , held at Lincoln last Tlnuadav , was
ono of the smoothest and best conventions
held for years There was moro leal , gen
uine enthusiasm and earnestness than has
prevailed since the advent of populism lu
the state. There were not so many candi
dates to nominate as when a full state
ticket Is to bo chosen and the attendance
of nearly every delegate , some of whom
traveled a good many miles to bo on baud ,
would Indicate that the republican party
watt still doing business at tbo old stand.
Osceola Record : The republican state con
vention , held at Lincoln last week , was
ono of the most harmonious nnd enthusi
astic which the party has had for years
A strong , clean ticket was put up and every
nnu on it will rccelvo the entire support
of the party. The distinguishing feature of
the gathering was the hopeful , buoyant
feeling of all present. If there was a man
present who had any doubts of the election
of the republican nominees by a haudsomo
majority ho did not make it known. It tha
spirit manifest by tbo delegates Is any index
to the feeling of the boys over the state we
may surely look for an enthusiastic , win
ning campaign.
Hurt County Herald : The republican state
convention last week was a harmonious af
fair and did what the most ot us expected It
would do. There was talk of putting up n
new candidate for supreme Judge The reason
of It was not because there was anything
agilnst Judge Post , but to cater to what
seemed to be a popular sentiment In favor
of getting partj politics Into a new channel ,
with new leaders Hut after the assembling
of the delegates it was decided that the pres
ent incumbent. Judge Post , was the must
avaliablo candidate , and ills nomination was
made by pcclamatlon. Judge Alfied M Post
IH certainly one of the ablest and most Im-
paitial judges that over occupied a position
on the supreme bench of tile state.
York Times- One sentiment beemed to In
spire every delegate to tbo republican state
convention and that was an assurance nf
victory this fall. Every argumrnit of the op-
pcsllilon has been disproved , every prophesy
has proven false , w'hllo the promises of tiie
republican partj are redeemed rmd the re
sult ot republican success has been all tint
was predicted There Is no reason on earth
why the republican party should not succeed
and every prophesy of that result Is n com
pliment to the good Judgment of the people
of the state The convention was enthusi
astic , though deeply In earnest and there
was a gnneral feeling that every personal
and solflsh Interest should be sacrificed for
party success. Judge Post was renorn nated
by acclamation and bis support was cordial
and sincere.
Plalnvlisw Gazette : The republican slate
convention held at Lincoln last Thursday waa
well attended and was one of the most hai-
mnnlous ever held. The present chief jua
tlco , A. M Post , was renomltutoil by ac
clamation , there being no opposition. Judge
Post Is recognl/ed as ono of the ablest jurists
In the state Wo know of no reason to doubt
that his decisions have been fair and Impar
tial and that ho is actuated by the highest
motives He is in the prime of life , Is an
energetic worker and there Is nn reason why
ho should not be re-elected The longer a
man remains on the bench the more valua
ble service he can give , providing ho h
strong and vigorous Just as the republican
party retained Judge Maxv ell for some
twenty > ears upon the bench , until he be
came enfeebled by age , HO the o Is no reason
for retiring Judge Post foi many ycirs to
oomo
Niobrara Pioneer : The renomlnatlon of
Chief Justice Post by the republicans of Ne
braska Is a fitting tilbuto to an able jurist.
His record has been one of simple justice
without being burdened with labored argil
ment to bolster up a cause or a party , The
pirty ot Nebraska on the state lines Is In
much better shape than It has been In HPV-
eral years 1 ho stntu house has been routed
and Is making a lecord that Is not in keepIng -
Ing with promises The people tire of prom
ises and want their business attended to
Thu court being out of the political excite
ment should bo made to feel that national
isbiies should have nothing to do with tlie
prcbent campaign. The nominees for re
gents aru Doling men wedded to the best
Interests of the university. The Pioneer
shall put in Its best eneigles to asslbt Knox
county to its former place In the loll of
honor ,
C'llAMiKS WIIOIHSHT IN PIVI3 VIJ1IIS.
TlitOniiilia I'lalforni of ' ! > mill It , .
Co n ill Ho n Tnilll ) .
New York hun
Anybody who will take the trouble to read
the Omaha platfoim adopted by the populists
In their national coiivcirtlon in July , IS'JJ.
will find It fitill rich In amusement "Wo
meet , " B.IJS the preamble , "in the midst of a
nation brought to the verge nf moral , poll'l-
cal and material ruin. Corruption dominates
the ballot box , the legislatures , ( ho congress ,
and touches even the ermine of the beiicn
The people are demoralized , " and much moro
of the same "From tbo name prolific womb
of governmental injustice , " continued the
populists with their preamble , "we breed two
great Classen , tramps and millionaire's"
Worse InJiiHtlce still , "the supply of currency
Is purposely abridged to fatten usurious bank
rupt enterprise and enslave Industry. A vaat
conspiracy against mankind lias been or
ganized on two continents and is rapidly tak
ing poKsesaloii cf the world. If not met and
overthrown at once It forebodes terrible BO
clal convulsions , the destruction of civiliza
tion , or the establishment of an ubnoluto
despotism , " Words of vast flru , but scarcely
even smoking now , It Is only a Illtlo more
than five years since they were blazing The
"vast conspiracy" lias not been overthrow n
The poputlats , Instead of writhing lu aoclal
convulsions and weeping over overthrown
civilisation , are growing rich , fattening their
bank hooka and not tha usurers , A mad old
world.
or
On lit Pnvln Cnn < rnf rit with I'liHllfitl
Cliilttriip.
Knntna ni > ' SUr ( Ind , < 1tm >
This Is tno wa } the free silver republicans
got around the prevailing good limes "Wo
recognize In Ilio bountiful crops In this coun
try and the entire failure ot crops In com-
potlDR countries n. tprchl dvantato ; to our
people b } ralsti.g the prices of farm products ,
but we deplore famine In other lamln nnd
waut a prosperlt ) that docs not depend iw
the adverslt ) of the balance of the world "
The effectiveness of this declaration would
have boon greatlj Increased If the platform
had included a statement of the "compotlns
countries" In which there is n "complota
failure" of the crops ; If it had named the
lands In which there Is famine. If It had In
eluded Homo specifications as to the "ad
versity of the balance of the world '
Tlieio In , In fart no country that hai
an > thing like a complrtu failure of crops ;
not a single countrj In all the world whoso
farmers will not reecho inoic money for this
} oar's crops thin thev received last } ear.
Russia , which Is the greatest competitor
with tills countrj In the exportation ot
wheat , has a crop of 210000,000 bushels ac
cording to the latest cnblo ndv'li-cs from St.
Petersburg The average Russian crop for
eleven jeirs pist , according to tlie1 Liverpool I
Corn Trade News the best minority on the
subject , is 2ISOOOOOO bushels. There is no
"complete filluro" there
rraurc , which stands next tn the United
States In the production of wheat 1ms 272-
000,000 butihctH this Mjni ns rompired with
nn aveiaRO ciop of 300000000 bushels lu the
last tvvolvoenrH Italy nnd Honnnln.
where crops in < short compiled with last
} car , hau < lalsod smiller eiops twice slnco
1S91 than t'li-v hive Imrvostt'd this joar 1 ho
Ilungarhu crop this \oar , which roiuos
nearer tn bring n failure tlnn anv othri lu
Europe , Is about 75 per cent of the average
for six } eaia pist
Even Indl i , whore there nro large dis
tricts which have boidored on n itato nt
famine cvrr > jiar for nil almost IndcMnlto
period , raised thieo-iUtrtcis | of a full crop
last > oar , and ptobabl } will liivo about the
same this ycnr Hut India exported nn average -
ago of enl > 20,000,000 bushels of wheat per
} car for the turn } ous proiedlng list } ear
equal to less than a single months exports
from the United Stairs at the picscnt tate
of shipment ind therefore India cuts very
llttlo liguio In making wheat prices foi the
world.
The Argentine Republic last } eir raised
about half an aveiage crop , but almost nil
the Argentine surplus Is nlwavs shipped out
between Pt lunar } 1 and Juno 1 so Hst
jenr's Argentine crop Is of less Importance
than the coming crop In influent-lug wheat
pi ices at the present tlmo nnd the new vr-
gcntliie ciop , to bo harvested In Januiiy ,
piomlsos now to bo the largest on torord ,
with n single exception
In vlovv ot the foiegoliiR facts it Is nn
cntliely unjusllllablo exaggeration to de
clare that present high pi Ices of w licit
are due to 'tntiro failure of clops in com
peting countries "
Nor is thoio the slightest basis for the
statement that the growing prosporltv of
this couutrj at the piesent time Is based
on "tho ndveisttj of the icst of the world "
Whore , is Hint advcisltj .to ho found' ' Not
In German } , foi that lofmti } bus been enJoying -
Joying an extinordlmrv Industrial boom for
inanv months Not In England , foi the trade
returns there show constant gains There
Is not in nil the woild n single country
whose crops this season will not vlold moro
In dollars and cents than thov did last } car ;
not n single count ! } where the avenge
rendition of the people Is woise this jear
than it was last
The prosperity ot tlie United Stairs rests
on u much bioadcr founditlon than the ad
vance In wheat. Thnt has contributed
much to It Uut the Improvement In busi
ness got under v > av before the advance
lu wheat started ; before It was generally
realised that Europe would require more
than the usual quantity of wheat from this
country. If It should turn out tint the
crops ot the woild are not as deficient as
many people suppose them to be , the pros
perity In this countiy will continue to giow ;
moro men will find omplojmont ; more farm
products will "bo consumed , moro clothing
bought , and people will go on e-njovlng
moro and moro of the Rood things of life.
T \i\n-orrs.
Chicago rtpr-ord "Do > ou fepj jour Inby
sclentllUnlb ' "
"Yea , It tnKos science to Keep hi * pi ind-
inother from smiling him to rtcn.Ui "
Boston Ti.XM'lPi Doctoi Ynu'ie n lotf-
time pioliiK mniiount , sir H mlup
Well , jou vveieu long tlmo cm Ing me
Indianapolis Journ il * "Which is the be--t
loute to the Klondike * '
"The toot of .til tvll seems to be the most
iffcetlve "
Post Hi * tall bad InM.d fnnio-
thing Ilki two lioiii vvlie'n h" < 5UBt , < 1sied that
he liol'oved he rould ic icl IK i thoughts
"Tnen why don't } ou ( .o1 * ' > he iskcil
Boston Transciipf 1 hllinthropl't- What
wns tbo Immediate causiof \oiii full , my
B od min'
The Good linn My sweethciiit thoppcd
me.
Detroit Preo Pr < " - 'tMiss Pfrtlelgn You
Invoii't spoken , i word In ten minutes What
wore vou thinking ibout ?
Chollv Oh , nothing
Miss Pet tlelKh-Egotist !
Chltigo Tilliunc Klrstt Doctor I under
stand } ou had to blcicl old Ptieur the other
day
Second Doctor 1 h it'i pirtly true Ho np-
peired lo netd bleeding , nnd 1 opened a vein.
"Well' "
"Well , the suction vvis so Mrong Itwia
all I could do to pull out the lancet "
Puck- Pitiful Vol' Two doll irs for
tikln' oud doin tooth'
Dentist Two doll us If you tnl.o gns
I'illenl doling in in , 1 fought vou vos a
dentist. I didn't know you VOH .1 jns goin-
Inny.
Detroit Joutnil "Tho girls don't seem to
be mnhlug muoh of him , utter all "
"No , not HO bU , i fool us they would like I
fancy "
Sivlng vvhlrh , tin other e-jnlo toi < fd
pebbles Into the vvntri .ind looktd positively
incun enough to willepootr }
ov iit ( oM'inuM'n.
"Good tlmi-s nro turning ! ' He s ing It nlnht
nnd day ,
And IK- mid "We'll wait In jmtlon e till
the } happen 'round this vvny
fjood tlm' " < mo coming ! Theic'll bo noth
ing else to do
Thau Hiiiie up our prollts vvhuii out pres
ent Htriltw are through"
"Good tlrms nro enmlng1" Ills voice wan
loud uiitl c li-nr.
And lu ucvei Ktnppil to note that the/
vveio iiclimllj he-it !
And ho vvirlih'il and be waited , left be-hlml
by men mon ? V\K > ,
Who illd'i't tiust to fortune nor neglect to
itrtvei tine
uinTIII : ; M\VIS : ru.r , .
Newa
Now doth tbii gliiilHome rammer , nil
lirni'hiMl In niitiimii to. HA
Pico swift to Join the Homlier host of dead
and hviionc yi irs
And , mlnghtu with Its list few nebs , weeU
tinned ulUi laugblei wliliH ,
There r'-s ' won among the men but Joy
among the girH
I'nr men luivn H"t to unlit up , they hoar
tlilH dully nnng
"Oh , Braclou' inc. I Just declare , most
tiuno wrong'
Tlireu pnrtlri , two receptloim nnd one ball
v. Ill Just HUlllee-
To maktt the puoplo think , John , dear , us
ruully 'cut Home Ice '
"Then , Grnco comes out , find Carrlu wuuta
lo many Do Adbroko ,
So pleana to lURtlo up the plunks or put
} our elf lu Hjak "
And nil John'H hewN availing naught , ha
inctldy t"i.M .ilif.nl
And lillx tlu li.uik for half his roll , wliilu
wishing lievvrru ileml
Thin , there'll the mun whono overcoat hun
four months' lute-rest due ,
'Gaums h began to buy a wheel Jimt
neatly built foi two ;
And then , again , llii-re'n onfl who'a hpcnt
vacation and liii douth
Together , HO ho IIUH no caa'i nnd must far
months llo low.
Hut the most Hrarrd man lu ull the lot lieu
ou wio | sot * per week
Ten plunkH , anil knows a lot of girls who
Imvo u jillo of check.
Tor theaters aio open now and ho feels U
In his honoa
That the wholu mob will nsk him to "Pleas *
tak uat , Mr. Jontul' '